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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 7:38pm On Sep 24, 2015
Greatihex:
cn u name d eight players pls?
robben
ronaldo
reus
neymar

david silva
gareth bale
alexi sanchez
iniesta
FamilyRe: Slut Walk For Women's Right by coogar: 4:27pm On Sep 24, 2015
cococandy:
As usual they refuse to get the message.

Stop victim blaming.
Stop slut shaming.

Nigeria needs this walk. Walahi.

So all these yeye "what were you wearing when he raped" questions will die down. As if the victims of sexual offenses are usually dresses half unclad before they are attacked.
Nigeria is a good example why the slut walk is necessary. Because blaming the victim about their appearance during an attack leads to nothing but ignoring the real issue. Which is that sexual offenses on the most part happen to people who weren't indecently exposed at the moment it happened.

From what we can see, how you dress doesn't prevent you from being attacked. we are tired of people passing blame onto that instead of focusing on how to train young boys right.

Why didn't guy say something about the victims who have been attacked when decently dressed and infants/ kids too who are attacked all the time?

As usual. He wants to perpetuate the tradition of victim blaming. Like many of y'all do.
fact is.....women slut-shame more than men!
half of women blame the victims of sexual assault.......
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 2:28pm On Sep 24, 2015
Emaprince:
alright, thanks! I really pity his legendary status which may be dragged through the mud as he's pitted against a rookie,T-TOP in summer madness5.
t-top is the best in that proven ground class. he literally ran through all his opponents in the BET/smack competition. he might dismantle t-rex. t-rex is no longer hungry like he used to be.

T-top is a very hungry nigga. Good with bars and personals. Well, I wish he come good. I'm particularly looking forward to the rematch between chess and steams vs DNA& k-shine. Then, lux vs clips.
you need to see his one round battle with john john.
after the battle, john john was looking at the camera and speaking to smack that t-top is ready.
the only issue about him though is that he often stops battling his opponents and start talking
about his drug-cooking. he should be more direct but he's super-good.
GamingRe: FIFA 15 Nigeria Fan Thread by coogar: 2:20pm On Sep 24, 2015
Mavor:
downloading fifa 16 super deluxe edition for ps4 at the moment. 18.6gb....fu<kkkk!!!
you have 500GB......why are you moaning?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 2:12pm On Sep 24, 2015
AdeLaNa1:
Not forgetting how he held off dat last defender giving him an extra second to position himself well enough to slot dat ball home the way he did. It was just beautiful to watch
he's a killer.
his footwork in close quarters and his composure in finishing are very deadly.
i am starting to think he likes placement instead of just shooting wildly too.
he's found the bottom corner in all his goals....by opening his body!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 2:08pm On Sep 24, 2015
Emaprince:
Can someone tell me what the big deal is about T-REX?

I just don't like the nigga. His stage presence doesn't impress me, he's mostly spitting about guns all the time, and when you look at him, you see an over grown baby that can't possibly handle nines. His last bout with danny myers even made me hate him the more.
he used to be good but now he's living on past glory.
t-rex used to be the most essential component in dot-mob.
tay-roc, k-shine and even daylyt have all surpassed him.

I may be missing something though. Somebody should help me out.

Cc
Coogar
Ibime
you're not missing anything.
t-rex is now washed up.
GamingRe: FIFA 15 Nigeria Fan Thread by coogar: 2:06pm On Sep 24, 2015
AdeLaNa1:
Coogar...
Have u kicked off on Fifa 16 yet??
not yet o.....
play.com messed me up big time. i will get it on
friday or saturday.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:25am On Sep 24, 2015
what would make martial super-successful is his incredible close control.
even when he's running at full pace, the ball never travels away from the end of his foot.
the way he dragged the ball last night....from slightly behind him right into his stride was really impressive.
for a 19-year old, he is extremely talented.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 7:51pm On Sep 23, 2015
raumdeuter:
In my opinion there should be a bar for the term World class just like we have Hall of fame in Basketball

So it doesnt have to do with the period. If 10 players make it currently then they are all world class, if another time comes and no one makes that cut then no one is world class

We cant say Ronaldo Lima is world class and another time Gommis is the best striker due to lack of talent so we just make him world class

Thats my opinion and I think thats Fergusons thinking too
so if for the next 2 years, gomis becomes the best striker in the world
we wouldn't call him world class because of lack of talent?

there was a time carl lewis was winning olympic gold(100m sprint) with 9.99 secs
in this day and age, he wouldn't make the top 20. so carl lewis isn't world class?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 7:42pm On Sep 23, 2015
raumdeuter:
Jeremy Matthieu and Ter Stergen are not trying to get into a loaded area of Barca lineup

To get into Madrid of 2007 in attacking you only need to beat out Reyes baptista Saviola and Drenthe compared to now where you need to beat Ronaldo, Bale, Hames, Isco

You cant honestly say theres no difference
those were some of the best players in europe then.
you have to agree that the quantity of quality players peaks and declines
season after season. right now, the quantity of quality players is incredible
but back in 2007, who were the top players? kaka won ballon d'or that year, didn't he?

kaka of all people?

nateevs:
Being World Class has noting to do with numbers.
Off the top of my head - and I may be wrong on this - there may have been 8 strikers better than Raul Gonzalez when he was at his peak. No one in their right mind would have said he wasn't world class.
raul gonzalez in 98-2000?
no fecking way. world class is about numbers, abeg.
hazard wouldn't get into the current barca team.....he might
sneak into the madrid team though and that's because of benzema
making way for ronaldo in the middle.....with hazard going to the
left position.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 7:31pm On Sep 23, 2015
nateevs:
The term World Class will always remain subjective and always relative to a footballing period. The term World Class will also depend heavily on the availability of quality players in any period.
so why do you think hazard is world class when there are at least 8 players in the
world right now better than him in the position he plays?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:25pm On Sep 23, 2015
sirlaw2:
The all-important team news is out from the United camp: De Gea; Valencia, Smalling, Blind, Young; Schweinsteiger, Herrera; Mata, Fellaini, Pereira; Rooney.

Subs: Romero, Darmian, Jones, Carrick, Schneiderlin, Memphis, Martial.
this team should be able to subdue ipswich.
any team that has no phil jones in the starting xi has hope.

Nihilist:
Do you agree that Sir Rednose only managed 4 world class players?
they were surely more than 4...
SAF can be very vindictive....the players he had beef with, he would never refer to them as
world class. even if only it was for a short while.....ruud, stam, beckham were world class
players in their prime.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 7:17pm On Sep 23, 2015
raumdeuter:
VDS conceded 5 goals to AC Milan despite being protected by a better defence.

Like i said VDS had a good start in Ajax and tanked afterwards until his Man utd days

Which good keeper isnt protected by a good defence
oshea - brown - heinze - evra(first leg)
oshea - brown - vidic - heinze(2nd leg)

and vidic was rushed back from injuries after evra got injured in the first leg tie.
in that defence, first teamers like neville & rio were missing and vida was half-fit.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 6:59pm On Sep 23, 2015
darkenedrebel:
i don't know what's wrong with that dude...
ghostwriter fees dey cause wahala.
the vets wey dey push am make him battle me have refused to write his bars
unless he pays in advance. elyfart must drive keke marwa for few weeks before
he can afford their fees. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 6:53pm On Sep 23, 2015
raumdeuter:
Before 2014 World cup Neuer was already the best keeper in Europe. He was UEFA keeper of the year 2013. he was world best keeper of 2013

All these before the world cup

What were the individual achievement of VDS over cech
same neuer that conceded 6 goals to man utd? anderson even scored a brace against neuer.
abeg.....van der sar was the best european goalie in 1995 when ajax won
the UCL with kids. in 95, neuer was still suckling his mom's boobs.

don't compare sleep with death. van der sar ruined his career himself by
going to fulham after leaving juventus. neuer is protected by a good defence
unit and we all know how guardiola's obsession with passing football reduces
opponent's chances from shooting at the defence.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:44pm On Sep 23, 2015
raumdeuter:
Man Utd can count anything they like for him, UEFA is the organizer and UEFA had him at 12 goals not 14

So WHen was the last time Man Utd won a CL game not qualifier? Put in weeks and days
i will let the poster you were engaging answer the question himself.
my job is now complete.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:40pm On Sep 23, 2015
raumdeuter:
No one counts the goals scored in qualifiers

UEFA only counted 12 goals for Nistelroy in 02/03 hence his 56 total
man utd counted 44 for him that season, not 42 goals.

your question was about UCL games....now you are twisting the ish that
you are excluding qualifiers? why didn't you put that in your question in the first
place instead of dancing around.

i will give you one more chance to rephrase your question..... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:27pm On Sep 23, 2015
raumdeuter:
there is a reason why goals scored in qualifiers are not counted With the totals. Else you would have seen Rooney topping the CL scorers chart

So try again. When was the last time man utd won a proper UEFA champions league match not qualifiers

Its only those who fail to qualify automatically that play qualifiers
says who that it's not counted?
when van nistelrooy scored 14 goals in the champions league in 2002/3....his 2 goals in the
qualifiers counted and that record was there until messi or Ronaldo broke it few seasons ago.

your question was..........when was the last time united won a UCL game?
i have provided you with 2 good answers. unless you are arguing that na bundesliga organise
the game between united and club bruges, i think you need to just tape it shut jejely.

UEFA games are UEFA games....i don't understand what you mean by qualifiers.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:21pm On Sep 23, 2015
raumdeuter:
Barca last won a CL game on June 7 2015

Why cant you just tell us when Manure last won a CL game
august 2015.....man utd 3-1 brugges
august 2015.....brugges 0-4 man utd.

surely, these games were organised by uefa champions league, abi na English FA organise am?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 6:18pm On Sep 23, 2015
JigsawKillah:
you fatherless son of a village pröstitûte! story of your life. . . at least the story went for nearly a page, your AIDS infected mother gave birth to a 35k NL posts owner!
35k NL posts simply mean i can afford quality internet while you cannot.
you would need to use the boobs of that witch you call a mom for rituals before you would be able
to afford such. your pigskin piece of shyte.....were you not told you were deflowered by your
step father? were you not told you were raised from a levirate marriage? at what stage in your
miserable life did you think you aren't abnormal?

Idiotic son of a castrated pig. you'll die a shameful death. stop mentioning me. go and ressurrect your mummified mother and the worm infested bones of your father and vent your frustrations on them. Oponu like you
death would eviscerate your entire family tree before it touches me.
you're in a country where the life expectancy is about 47. you are already in your late 30s...
your death is imminent. either way.....it's either you die from a stray bullet of a drunk MOPOL
or your father's terminal illness that got passed to you genetically would do the job/

hell.....how did you survive infancy with the amount of idiocy you were born with?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 2:26pm On Sep 23, 2015
nyabinghi:
Robert Lewandowski has scored more goals in 9 minutes than Radamel Falcao did all of last season... AND COOGAR THE SALES MAN CLAIMED FALCAO WILL WIN BALLON D'OR IF HE PLAYS FOR UNITED, THE PROBABILITY OF COOGAR GETTING A PREDICTION RIGHT IS 0.000000000000001 AT 95% c.i
and the probability that a thunderclap would roast your momma's clitöris like guguru is 1000%.

lewandowski scored 5 goals in 9 mins and he doesn't earn £300k/week.....
shouldn't that be your basis for comparison? better striking talents litter everywhere
in europe and yet you continue to disgrace your ancestors that rooney is still a world
class player. if only your whorish mother had taken enough antibiotics during her gestation
period, the bacteria causing miscarriage wouldn't have slipped into your brain cavity.....
you are a boil on the face of humanity!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 2:17pm On Sep 23, 2015
JigsawKillah:
olodo! grow up. i swear, i done forget say you even exist or say we had a lot of trash talk yesterday. but being the agbaya that you are, you brought it up again. you're deluded jare
thunder fire your epileptic papa.
you don't get to decide when it stops....only coogar has such rights!
trash talk? you call the story of your life trash talk? poverty is a biiiiitch! cheesy
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 2:04pm On Sep 23, 2015
darkenedrebel:
coogar & elymaxiimus

deadline is today by 2pm .


airmark/mikuz... take note as we would need the thread unlocked
it's 2pm and elyfart is still missing.....
definitely, his ghost-writers haven't been able to come up with a half-decent
verse. the tool had enough time to type nonsense last night, but he couldn't
drop his verse or leave it with a mod that would post it at the appointed time.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 2:03pm On Sep 23, 2015
JigsawKillah:
definitely, with the sudden re-emergence of elymax, around this time tomorrow, your head should be dangling from the rope
wack goblin
sudden re-emergence?
elyfart never even emerged.....let alone re-emergence.


since you've been cursed by everybody in your village for turning out to be a wasted chump even after all the investments your mother bestowed on you. . . she danced naked in village squares with you strapped to her back. she even disguised llike almajiri girls to beg money, yet her son turns out a scumbag, university reject, an agbero who somehow got smuggled abroad. all your life, you've never earned a shilling by working. . . you sleep on dirtbags and a nearly blind android phone is your most prized asset.
we're not even talking about your father sef. the man who cursed him is dead and the curse is irredeemable. your kids will never feel a darn thing about affluence and they will end up as garbage men, drunkards and will sleep under dirtbag made homes like their father and grandfathers
i couldn't have been cursed with this level of opulence around me.
the coog is over-blessed.....sometimes i ask my creator to reduce the sheer blessings
so that catalysts to poverty cycle like you can appreciate the essence of living.
now that i have removed that out of the way....let's discuss your family history....

your mothers örifice is so wide it could pass as an american freeway. talking about research, the last time geophysicists ventured into her, they found seamen, dolphins, 3 oil rigs, dana airline passengers, half of a game reserve and the 2nd half of all the premier league games since 1993.
you should also be advised to stop smoking the cremated ashes of your father's pënis. come on, you ascaris worm, put up a better challenge

idiot. . . your going to use a desktop charger to charge your phone? epileptic son of a garbageman
you think everyone is poverty-stricken like you?
desktop charger to power a phone? your ancestors did a bad job for letting this excruciating poverty surround you.
when their mates were making the hay in the sun, they were busy drinking ogogoro and impregnating all the women
they could lay their hands on. you descended from such unholy unions.

your mother is a known fluffer/knobwasher - she doesn't own a camel toe like every other female, she possesses an elephant toe. her püssy is so puffed it stands one mile away from her hip. what a degenerate of a cursed pedigreeIII the amount of stupidity platelets flowing through your veins in wattage would solve the electricity problems in all the 3rd world nations!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 8:12pm On Sep 22, 2015
captainflash:
Efijacdator shut up and accept the truth ... u got trashed by me..and accepting that won't make u loss anything..
but i know the truth is bitter and it is bitter 4 those who hates the truth.. coogar hates the truth..
the intelligence of everyone that has ever answered your last name since the fall of man added together is not up to 10% of mine.
keep dreaming that you battled me on 2go. one day your dreams might come true. grin

mikuz:
Eficjactor how far? grin
i dey o, kim kardashian.
how's catlyn doing? cheesy

JigsawKillah:
I pity your parents
your verses weren't even top notched yet
you compare your incorrigible and fraudulent bars coupled with a million recycled lines to Loaded Lux
you keep saying things you haven't seen.
same verses destroyed mikuz - NL's anointed prince.
they weren't top notch? if they weren't....why is your slavemaster cowering behind a rock?

my mom isn't yours and the fact that you still can't do without pap/palm oil doesn't mean we're share the same appetite. you keep boasting about how intellectually sound you are but that does make you a slowpoke of the highest order. your biggest achievements are your one thousand nl accounts and 35k posts. your bars fly over everybody's heads except your fake accounts'. you should boast of how people take to google each time you drop a bar. you deserve to be stoned to death! stop trying to deviate from the issue at hand, you scumbag!
efijacdator, sauron, coogar or whatever you call yourself, you should apologize to the village chief whom you stole tubers of yam from, i have evidence that he's the cause of your frustrations.
your mom is a floozie, abeg.
she's as lecherous as jezebel herself. every phallus bearer has engaged your mom.
she would use her toto to bargain for foodstuff in the market. how do you think she's
been able to feed you after your pops got shot by the community vigilante group? you
don't want me to expose you here, you better keep shut. up until 2014 march, you were
a village sponsored student.....you still got kicked out from that school cos your brain cells
couldn't cope with math and sciences.

jigsawkilla......your own don finish.

i go come back, make i go watch football.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 7:21pm On Sep 22, 2015
JigsawKillah:
intellectual gini? above me in terms of foolishness? with over 35k+ posts on a site not even it's owner can boast of? your intellectual ability ends here. . . taking 6 months to write a verse, jumping from thread to thread spewing the same balderdash we've seen over the years. so shut your blabbering mouth! you failed woefully at deciding what to do with your life!
you haven't even achieved what i had acquired at the age of 15.
6 months to write a verse? that's sterling. loaded lux takes 15 months to write his
verse, he's still respected. the frequency means squat, the quality is the koko.
you're in Nigeria fighting malaria and humongous mosquitoes every night and you
are saying i have failed? you are already destined to be the catalyst to the poverty cycle in your
family.

i pity your unborn kids..... grin

may it never be well for your parents who instead of using you as a sacrifice to appease the gods and alleviate their poverty, decide to invest their hard earned money on a boy whose only achievement in life is 35k posts!
you're living your life at seun's mercy. if nl crumbles today, that's the end of your epileptic life, you god forsaken sonofapiglet
poverty and the coogar family don't even go hand in hand.
look at where you are in life....then look at me. can you spot the difference?
you still live in your father's house.....you have never been independent in your miserable
life. for the best parts of your life, your most frequent meal was pap/palm oil and you have
the gall to talk about achievement? do you even think before you post? instead of you to fall
on your knees so i can wire some western union to your starving one-eyed mom....you are here
beating your chest. i have made more money today than your entire pedigree has made from the
16th century.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:13pm On Sep 22, 2015
parrotibaba:
NWABINGO HAS GONE MAD AGAIN


grin
he's perpetually mad.....
gone mad again, how? he has been mad since he was
feeding through a toxic placenta while he was in the womb.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:08pm On Sep 22, 2015
nyabinghi:
Nairaland aint your father's property and i have the right to post anywhere i wanna, you have been found out, on other threads they know you as a useless fellow, a walk to bayern's thread will highlight where u were called a useless fellow in real life. Come back home and serve your jail term. grin grin grin grin grin grin
nyabinghi.....big for nothing flatulent bastard.
what legacy are you going to leave behind for your children?
what would your kids learn from you when you are still doing rastafara
at this stage of your life. you have gone past mid-life crisis. how do we
solve your problem? how can we collectively help your insanity?

parrotibaba:
is he still talking to himself? grin someone should pls fly this octogenarian abroad n put him in a hospice please? grin
you think we haven't attempted the above?
all the foreign embassies refused to grant him a visa.....
their reason was.....nyabingo is too idiotic to be human. cheesy
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 7:04pm On Sep 22, 2015
JigsawKillah:
who's a semi-illiterate? typical sauronish attitude! a semi-illiterate is a self acclaimed god who takes 6 months to script a verse. agbaya feeling funky
accept your place below me....
to mere mortals like yourself, i am your intellectual god.
i can decide whether you live to see christmas or not.



how many times have you done that? oloshi!
when you're on the verge of getting your demented self exposed, you resort to insults!
idiotic efijacdator
your father is an oloshi.
if he had taken his time well to groom you like a responsible son, you wouldn't be here
spewing baloney. this is what happens when a mother spreads her legs for any tom, harry
and chidi cos she craves orgàsms. i am going to remove all y'all vermins one by one this
year.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:53pm On Sep 22, 2015
nyabinghi:
feel for me ke, i am used to taking on their types, dont feel for me, you don try. you dont even know me at all, if you do, you wont bother yourself, the mods can join them too and you can if you wish.The dont call me a lionheart for fun. Roasting ke, i slay dem in a million. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
you? a lion-heart?

the only reason you still come here to post is cos you lack any iota of decorum. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:51pm On Sep 22, 2015
nyabinghi:
Rooney's rate is better than that of Sir Charlton and close to Dennis law's own yet these fools say his return is poor especially that failed salesman coogar, his retarded mates will echo the same, birds of a feather flock together.
you are a fool.....
sir charlton never played as a striker. he was a midfielder.
rooney has always been a striker.....a failed one for that matter.
so from that point of view, you are a disgrace to the scrotum that produced you.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 6:48pm On Sep 22, 2015
JigsawKillah:
maybe you thought he was brain-dead which was probably why you ignited a chat with him in the first place
admit for once, coog, that you made a mistake
and coogar would leave his time and chat with a brain dead arsewipe? grin
you wey be semi-illiterate sef nor qualify.....na captainflash a god like coogar go
come dey chat with? captainflash?

you claim you're not on facebook yet you're able to view some of the battle links posted on here when ibime and emaprince claimed not to see them
quit the lies yo
shut up your mouth, you retardeen!
how many times have i told folks to copy and paste battle scripts cos i don't use facebook.....
when you don't have nothing to say....you and your slavemaster make up lies to feel funky.
i have zero-tolerance for people that are not intelligent. it's extremely impossible for a god to
be on the same social medium with a mere mortal like yourself or a silverback like captainflash.
i sincerely hope the guy parading himself on captainflash's 2go swindles all y'all - that would
definitely teach you to use common sense.

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