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Greatihex:robben ronaldo reus neymar david silva gareth bale alexi sanchez iniesta |
cococandy:fact is.....women slut-shame more than men! half of women blame the victims of sexual assault....... |
Emaprince:t-top is the best in that proven ground class. he literally ran through all his opponents in the BET/smack competition. he might dismantle t-rex. t-rex is no longer hungry like he used to be. T-top is a very hungry nigga. Good with bars and personals. Well, I wish he come good. I'm particularly looking forward to the rematch between chess and steams vs DNA& k-shine. Then, lux vs clips.you need to see his one round battle with john john. after the battle, john john was looking at the camera and speaking to smack that t-top is ready. the only issue about him though is that he often stops battling his opponents and start talking about his drug-cooking. he should be more direct but he's super-good. |
Mavor:you have 500GB......why are you moaning? |
AdeLaNa1:he's a killer. his footwork in close quarters and his composure in finishing are very deadly. i am starting to think he likes placement instead of just shooting wildly too. he's found the bottom corner in all his goals....by opening his body! |
Emaprince:he used to be good but now he's living on past glory. t-rex used to be the most essential component in dot-mob. tay-roc, k-shine and even daylyt have all surpassed him. I may be missing something though. Somebody should help me out.you're not missing anything. t-rex is now washed up. |
AdeLaNa1:not yet o..... play.com messed me up big time. i will get it on friday or saturday. |
what would make martial super-successful is his incredible close control. even when he's running at full pace, the ball never travels away from the end of his foot. the way he dragged the ball last night....from slightly behind him right into his stride was really impressive. for a 19-year old, he is extremely talented. |
raumdeuter:so if for the next 2 years, gomis becomes the best striker in the world we wouldn't call him world class because of lack of talent? there was a time carl lewis was winning olympic gold(100m sprint) with 9.99 secs in this day and age, he wouldn't make the top 20. so carl lewis isn't world class? |
raumdeuter:those were some of the best players in europe then. you have to agree that the quantity of quality players peaks and declines season after season. right now, the quantity of quality players is incredible but back in 2007, who were the top players? kaka won ballon d'or that year, didn't he? kaka of all people? nateevs:raul gonzalez in 98-2000? no fecking way. world class is about numbers, abeg. hazard wouldn't get into the current barca team.....he might sneak into the madrid team though and that's because of benzema making way for ronaldo in the middle.....with hazard going to the left position. |
nateevs:so why do you think hazard is world class when there are at least 8 players in the world right now better than him in the position he plays? |
sirlaw2:this team should be able to subdue ipswich. any team that has no phil jones in the starting xi has hope. Nihilist:they were surely more than 4... SAF can be very vindictive....the players he had beef with, he would never refer to them as world class. even if only it was for a short while.....ruud, stam, beckham were world class players in their prime. |
raumdeuter:oshea - brown - heinze - evra(first leg) oshea - brown - vidic - heinze(2nd leg) and vidic was rushed back from injuries after evra got injured in the first leg tie. in that defence, first teamers like neville & rio were missing and vida was half-fit. |
darkenedrebel:ghostwriter fees dey cause wahala. the vets wey dey push am make him battle me have refused to write his bars unless he pays in advance. elyfart must drive keke marwa for few weeks before he can afford their fees. ![]() |
raumdeuter:same neuer that conceded 6 goals to man utd? anderson even scored a brace against neuer. abeg.....van der sar was the best european goalie in 1995 when ajax won the UCL with kids. in 95, neuer was still suckling his mom's boobs. don't compare sleep with death. van der sar ruined his career himself by going to fulham after leaving juventus. neuer is protected by a good defence unit and we all know how guardiola's obsession with passing football reduces opponent's chances from shooting at the defence. |
raumdeuter:i will let the poster you were engaging answer the question himself. my job is now complete. |
raumdeuter:man utd counted 44 for him that season, not 42 goals. your question was about UCL games....now you are twisting the ish that you are excluding qualifiers? why didn't you put that in your question in the first place instead of dancing around. i will give you one more chance to rephrase your question..... ![]() |
raumdeuter:says who that it's not counted? when van nistelrooy scored 14 goals in the champions league in 2002/3....his 2 goals in the qualifiers counted and that record was there until messi or Ronaldo broke it few seasons ago. your question was..........when was the last time united won a UCL game? i have provided you with 2 good answers. unless you are arguing that na bundesliga organise the game between united and club bruges, i think you need to just tape it shut jejely. UEFA games are UEFA games....i don't understand what you mean by qualifiers. |
raumdeuter:august 2015.....man utd 3-1 brugges august 2015.....brugges 0-4 man utd. surely, these games were organised by uefa champions league, abi na English FA organise am? |
JigsawKillah:35k NL posts simply mean i can afford quality internet while you cannot. you would need to use the boobs of that witch you call a mom for rituals before you would be able to afford such. your pigskin piece of shyte.....were you not told you were deflowered by your step father? were you not told you were raised from a levirate marriage? at what stage in your miserable life did you think you aren't abnormal? Idiotic son of a castrated pig. you'll die a shameful death. stop mentioning me. go and ressurrect your mummified mother and the worm infested bones of your father and vent your frustrations on them. Oponu like youdeath would eviscerate your entire family tree before it touches me. you're in a country where the life expectancy is about 47. you are already in your late 30s... your death is imminent. either way.....it's either you die from a stray bullet of a drunk MOPOL or your father's terminal illness that got passed to you genetically would do the job/ hell.....how did you survive infancy with the amount of idiocy you were born with? |
nyabinghi:and the probability that a thunderclap would roast your momma's clitöris like guguru is 1000%. lewandowski scored 5 goals in 9 mins and he doesn't earn £300k/week..... shouldn't that be your basis for comparison? better striking talents litter everywhere in europe and yet you continue to disgrace your ancestors that rooney is still a world class player. if only your whorish mother had taken enough antibiotics during her gestation period, the bacteria causing miscarriage wouldn't have slipped into your brain cavity..... you are a boil on the face of humanity! |
JigsawKillah:thunder fire your epileptic papa. you don't get to decide when it stops....only coogar has such rights! trash talk? you call the story of your life trash talk? poverty is a biiiiitch! ![]() |
darkenedrebel:it's 2pm and elyfart is still missing..... definitely, his ghost-writers haven't been able to come up with a half-decent verse. the tool had enough time to type nonsense last night, but he couldn't drop his verse or leave it with a mod that would post it at the appointed time. |
JigsawKillah:sudden re-emergence? elyfart never even emerged.....let alone re-emergence. since you've been cursed by everybody in your village for turning out to be a wasted chump even after all the investments your mother bestowed on you. . . she danced naked in village squares with you strapped to her back. she even disguised llike almajiri girls to beg money, yet her son turns out a scumbag, university reject, an agbero who somehow got smuggled abroad. all your life, you've never earned a shilling by working. . . you sleep on dirtbags and a nearly blind android phone is your most prized asset.i couldn't have been cursed with this level of opulence around me. the coog is over-blessed.....sometimes i ask my creator to reduce the sheer blessings so that catalysts to poverty cycle like you can appreciate the essence of living. now that i have removed that out of the way....let's discuss your family history.... your mothers örifice is so wide it could pass as an american freeway. talking about research, the last time geophysicists ventured into her, they found seamen, dolphins, 3 oil rigs, dana airline passengers, half of a game reserve and the 2nd half of all the premier league games since 1993. you should also be advised to stop smoking the cremated ashes of your father's pënis. come on, you ascaris worm, put up a better challenge idiot. . . your going to use a desktop charger to charge your phone? epileptic son of a garbagemanyou think everyone is poverty-stricken like you? desktop charger to power a phone? your ancestors did a bad job for letting this excruciating poverty surround you. when their mates were making the hay in the sun, they were busy drinking ogogoro and impregnating all the women they could lay their hands on. you descended from such unholy unions. your mother is a known fluffer/knobwasher - she doesn't own a camel toe like every other female, she possesses an elephant toe. her püssy is so puffed it stands one mile away from her hip. what a degenerate of a cursed pedigreeIII the amount of stupidity platelets flowing through your veins in wattage would solve the electricity problems in all the 3rd world nations! |
captainflash:the intelligence of everyone that has ever answered your last name since the fall of man added together is not up to 10% of mine. keep dreaming that you battled me on 2go. one day your dreams might come true. ![]() mikuz:i dey o, kim kardashian. how's catlyn doing? ![]() JigsawKillah:same verses destroyed mikuz - NL's anointed prince. they weren't top notch? if they weren't....why is your slavemaster cowering behind a rock? my mom isn't yours and the fact that you still can't do without pap/palm oil doesn't mean we're share the same appetite. you keep boasting about how intellectually sound you are but that does make you a slowpoke of the highest order. your biggest achievements are your one thousand nl accounts and 35k posts. your bars fly over everybody's heads except your fake accounts'. you should boast of how people take to google each time you drop a bar. you deserve to be stoned to death! stop trying to deviate from the issue at hand, you scumbag!your mom is a floozie, abeg. she's as lecherous as jezebel herself. every phallus bearer has engaged your mom. she would use her toto to bargain for foodstuff in the market. how do you think she's been able to feed you after your pops got shot by the community vigilante group? you don't want me to expose you here, you better keep shut. up until 2014 march, you were a village sponsored student.....you still got kicked out from that school cos your brain cells couldn't cope with math and sciences. jigsawkilla......your own don finish. i go come back, make i go watch football. |
JigsawKillah:you haven't even achieved what i had acquired at the age of 15. 6 months to write a verse? that's sterling. loaded lux takes 15 months to write his verse, he's still respected. the frequency means squat, the quality is the koko. you're in Nigeria fighting malaria and humongous mosquitoes every night and you are saying i have failed? you are already destined to be the catalyst to the poverty cycle in your family. i pity your unborn kids..... ![]() may it never be well for your parents who instead of using you as a sacrifice to appease the gods and alleviate their poverty, decide to invest their hard earned money on a boy whose only achievement in life is 35k posts!poverty and the coogar family don't even go hand in hand. look at where you are in life....then look at me. can you spot the difference? you still live in your father's house.....you have never been independent in your miserable life. for the best parts of your life, your most frequent meal was pap/palm oil and you have the gall to talk about achievement? do you even think before you post? instead of you to fall on your knees so i can wire some western union to your starving one-eyed mom....you are here beating your chest. i have made more money today than your entire pedigree has made from the 16th century. |
parrotibaba:he's perpetually mad..... gone mad again, how? he has been mad since he was feeding through a toxic placenta while he was in the womb. |
nyabinghi:nyabinghi.....big for nothing flatulent bastard. what legacy are you going to leave behind for your children? what would your kids learn from you when you are still doing rastafara at this stage of your life. you have gone past mid-life crisis. how do we solve your problem? how can we collectively help your insanity? parrotibaba:you think we haven't attempted the above? all the foreign embassies refused to grant him a visa..... their reason was.....nyabingo is too idiotic to be human. ![]() |
JigsawKillah:accept your place below me.... to mere mortals like yourself, i am your intellectual god. i can decide whether you live to see christmas or not. how many times have you done that? oloshi!your father is an oloshi. if he had taken his time well to groom you like a responsible son, you wouldn't be here spewing baloney. this is what happens when a mother spreads her legs for any tom, harry and chidi cos she craves orgàsms. i am going to remove all y'all vermins one by one this year. |
nyabinghi:you? a lion-heart? the only reason you still come here to post is cos you lack any iota of decorum. ![]() |
nyabinghi:you are a fool..... sir charlton never played as a striker. he was a midfielder. rooney has always been a striker.....a failed one for that matter. so from that point of view, you are a disgrace to the scrotum that produced you. |
JigsawKillah:and coogar would leave his time and chat with a brain dead arsewipe? ![]() you wey be semi-illiterate sef nor qualify.....na captainflash a god like coogar go come dey chat with? captainflash? you claim you're not on facebook yet you're able to view some of the battle links posted on here when ibime and emaprince claimed not to see themshut up your mouth, you retardeen! how many times have i told folks to copy and paste battle scripts cos i don't use facebook..... when you don't have nothing to say....you and your slavemaster make up lies to feel funky. i have zero-tolerance for people that are not intelligent. it's extremely impossible for a god to be on the same social medium with a mere mortal like yourself or a silverback like captainflash. i sincerely hope the guy parading himself on captainflash's 2go swindles all y'all - that would definitely teach you to use common sense. |
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