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pickabeau1:

your "ladies" are at it again.

lekkie073:
dem don covertly arrange injury news for the englishman.....
the truth is.......
he has been coerced to 'please-be-absent' for some time....what better way to introduce a new striker....

haba.....rooney is england's best striker!
e easy to score 50 goals for england? don't disrespect sir wayne rooney.

chrisley024:
United's travelling squad:
David De Gea, Sergio Romero; Daley Blind, Matteo Darmian, Paddy McNair, Marcos Rojo, Luke Shaw, Chris Smalling, Antonio Valencia; Michael Carrick, Ander Herrera, Andreas Pereira, Morgan Schneiderlin, Bastian Schweinsteiger, Juan Mata, Ashley Young; Memphis Depay, Marouane Fellaini, Anthony Martial, James Wilson.

so rooney didn't make the travelling squad?
his injury must be serious.....what a bummer!

GBR1:
He's going to come good again.

jones' problem isn't about form...he simply does not possess a football brain.
jones cannot read the flight of a ball or read the game generally. he's just like
a pet dog that chases after any object you ask it to fetch. i will never forget the
commotion jones caused in our defence that had welbeck scoring against us last
season.

GBR1:
you forgot phil jones-23

I heard he's back in training.

phil jones na defender?

Leyqute:
Experience is needed in one way or the other, especially for European games. The defence you listed don't have many years of European experience under their belt and it could be fatal for the team.

experience is overrated!
there's carrick, schweini in the team.....that's enough experience already.

olabode89:
To price away Stones.... D minimum bid will be 50 million pounds.
He was a rock against Chelsea, super calm on the ball and can play out of the defence too.

we can pay that!
we paid £30m to get rio in 2002. we have just paid £36m that can rise to £58m for a kid.
if we want to secure that defence department for many years, stones is the missing link.

Leyqute:
@bolded Amen to that.

However I can't find an error on their part in the Liverpool game which isn't common to all defenders. Make dem sha dey develop dey go. Shaw in particular is stamping his name on the LB position. Maybe Coogar will have a change of heart about him now

shaw has improved....
he has hit the gym, he's fitter and he has added a bit of height. we have the best crop of young defenders in the entire europe. by any means necessary, united should sign john stones to complete the whole project.

de gea - 24
darmian - 25
smalling - 25
shaw - 20

adding john stones at 21 to the squad means our defence is sorted for the next 7 years at least!

FBS:
we cannot hide from the truth. Hazard has been nothing but rubbish this season and defending the indefensible is nothing but a futile exercise.
Its either the EPL is lacking big time players (cos I just dont understand how he could have won so many awards last season) or me know nothing about football. Personally, I think its the former.

i was sure silva, sanchez and one of costa/cesc/kane were better than hazard last season.

oh my gosh.....

chelsea face arsenal next week....
mourinho would be sacked by next weekend.
alexi sanchez would destroy what is left of ivanovic.

FBS:
My 2 cents.
1. Jose is an idio.t for Absolutely done shitty this season.

2. A player with zero end product cannot aspire to become WPOTY. Never. Oh ok, maybe by 3015.

3. We cannot win anything this season (bar some sort of never-seen-before miracle) but I'm very comfortable with that. Why? Less expectations, improved performance. Its happened before.

4. If the above is the case, let them kids play. Nothing at stake anymore. With that, I will be totally happy.

PS: abeg where the party at?

buhahahahahahahaha
nateevs won't like that.....nihilist would cut your neck for that......ibime would commit suicide for that.

this is hilarious.....

another invisible performance from hidden hazard.

homesteady:
Neymar hasn't played any qualifier tho'! Brazil had direct entry to 2014 worldcup and there was no qualifiers for Copa America
#JustSaying

he knows this.....
but he would let his emotions get in the way of facts.
everyone knows brazil got a by-pass to the world cup they hosted and copa has no qualifications.
brazil gets to play a lot of friendlies sponsored by nike and they travel to all continents to face big teams.

if neymar can carry a whole brazil on his tiny shoulders at the world cup....is there anything else
he wouldn't do? at barca, he's dangerous. in brazil, he's lethal. it doesn't matter where neymar
plays, he delivers. the only rotten luck he's got is that he's surrounded by the worst players in
the history of the selecao.

van der sar(man utd) was better than cech from 2005 to 2011.

dopeJemi:
I know for a fact that Neuer gets tested more than barca goalkeepers
So why is neuer's name there? Because he plays for bayern?

neuer's sweeper stunt is what keeps him on top.
neuer's reading and timing is top drawer. he's brave and highly intelligent.
of course, he also plays behind a good system where the opponents don't get
to test him as much but when those tests come.....neuer gets on top of it 8 times
out of 10.

Pataki:
Funny. So even the highest goal scorer for England is not a world class player in his own team coogar?

rooney will not get into the first XI of barca, real madrid or bayern.
how's he world class?

SailorXY:
the new wages suits him IMO, totally deserved.
I have not known the details of contract signed but here's hoping there is no release clause or better still nothing less than £50m!
He should be reinstated asap, there's no reason to front politics or discipline anymore. I'm sure the OT faithfuls will still sing his name like nothing happened....

he has kept it professional since the transfer saga started.
even when the deal to madrid got stalled, he didn't say anything against man utd or any other.
i heard he got upgraded from 40k to 200k. he deserves it 1000%

Next up Liverpool - the season just got REAL

we dunno what mr plato has in store for us.

elampiro:
Okay.

thank you!
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so de gea was on £40k per week since 2011?
david moyes is a lunatic for not renewing de gea's contract shortly after SAF retired.
de gea got into the PFA team in 12/13 and surely moyes shoulda known he was
performing much better than his wages as at the summer of 2013. i am glad he has
signed 4 years with an option to sign a 5th year. after the first 2 years, he should be
offered another contract ASAP. he's the only world class player in our team as things stand.

elampiro:
23 years old is my man any day any time.

But he still has only 11 competitive goals. Something Rooney almost scored in one qualifier. Rooney scored 9 goals in 2010 world cup qualifiers. 35 of Neymar's 46 international goals have come in friendly matches.

so stop asking me to go and pay tribute to rooney.
#caseclosed

elampiro:
Now it's Neymar. Same Neymar I supported here on my arrival on this thread and I was thought to be insane. Well if Neymar is 4 goals behind Rooney, it means he 5 goals behind Messi. And many goals ahead of Tevez.

of course.....you discovered neymar.
you are the first nigerian to ever know about neymar. we hadn't heard of
him until you arrived on NL. you got jokes!

what has your support for neymar gotta do with the fact that rooney is shyte?
so you want me to celebrate 50 goals in 107 games and turn a blind eye to a 23 year old
forward that has scored 46 goals in just 5 years for brazil?

continue to celebrate mediocrity....
na people like you dey kill ram because they managed to buy an i-phone.

AirborneLacer:
Coogar have your siggy got anything to do with JG Ballard?

nope!
this is about battle-rap.

ELYMAXiimus:
i didn't change any fact. What you quoted was after the two weeks plus you had.

you're a compulsive liar.
there was no fecking 2 weeks plus i had. battle was fixed with a date...
i checked in and my opponent did not.

True, sid was caught biting on fb, but that had nothing to the with his battle with you. When you sHifted the brawl, he had thought you wouldn't brawl again. He thought you ducked as usual. He stopped comming online. Hence i made that comment.

you are a brainless goat!
sid knew the battle had been scheduled. he was well aware of the date.
we both agreed to drop our bars on that date and he never showed up.
i think it was giyaaz that came to reveal there was a facebook situation and even with that, i
was still pressing kim to let the battle go on when some textcees here were saying sid should be
banned. i have never ducked anyone after agreeing to go ahead. i am the best at this in the
whole of nigeria.....so shut your traps and stop misinforming the public with your toxic gossips.-

Look, I don't have time for history. Hit me up when you ready.

Signing out . . .

then you should never have brought history up in the first place.
it is only when liars are exposed they suddenly remember they are
not interested in history. until you satisfy the condition set before you, i
can never be ready for you. you are a mere challenger.....you have to
bow down to my rules or bust!

anuofiaaaaaa!

UniqueGem:
Woodward 2-O Perez.
Ed will go down in history as the only man to bring perez to his knees.

florentino perez don jam truck.
woodward is one shrewd businessman. he trolled perez and then signed de gea.
let madrid come next summer to submit another bid for de gea.....yeye club.
they couldn't afford to pay £30m on de gea but they can put 30m euros on kovacic's head.

elampiro:
I didn't even read. Go and pay your homage just like Messi did.

Without Rooney England wouldn't be in the world cup and Europe. They were eliminated the only one he was injured. His presence alone would have pushed Croatia back at Wembley.

I have no time for all these yeye back and forth argument anymore.

how can you have time for back and forth argument when your lies have been exposed.
rooney played in several qualifying games for euro 2008 where he was practically useless. teams like israel, macedonia, russia, etc sodomised rooney. had england won any of those games, they woulda qualified before the last game against croatia.

“Wayne Rooney is for me a once in a generation player. One of those special players, who is not comparable to any other,” Messi said. “There are many special players, but Rooney has exceptional quality and technical ability as well as being one of the strongest players I have faced with an exceptional work rate – there is nobody like him.”

- Messi.

the only once in a generation player that has never been in the top 3 players in ballon d'or. even english players like owen and bobby charlton have made it. messi is extremely generous with his comments....I am sure he's laughing his arse off now. rooney? once in a generation player? there are thousands of players better than rooney.

How many players has Messi praised like this? Messi was the first footballer to say Rooney was HIGHLY underpaid as at 2010.

pay should be proportional to performance.....not according to how much the club can afford.
is rooney's performance worth £300,000 per week?

Mr Clement Njoku, I learnt you couldn't sleep on the night Rooney became all time top scorer for three lions. I was told how you lamented all through the night with the realization that Rooney took his place in history among the 43 footballers who have scored 50 international goals in history. Your mind skipped intermitedly in the shock that Rooney is now privileged in the eyes of the Royal family and FA. Something he will enjoy till he dies.

i never knew your half-filled calabash still functions.
the same calabash where you saw roy keane playing in a champions league final and messi's foot getting clipped by hargreaves.

If not that the British people were celebrating the Queen record reign, you wouldn't get pardoned or amnesty from your company CEO who vetoed the maximum sanction you earned from the gross mistake you made at work on Wednesday as you kept groaning in pains and lack of sleep from thought of Rooney breaking the record the previous night.

no one gives a damn about rooney on this island.
there are more pressing issues bothering britain now than a striker that took 13 years to score 50 goals for his country. the british public are starting to wake up that rooney is a failure when barney ronay(guardian sports pundit) revealed in his article that neymar wey don born yesterday has 46 goals in 67 games for brazil.

neymar is 23....had his debut for brazil in 2010 and he's only 4 goals behind rooney that had his england debut as far back as 2003. even a goat knows rooney's record is a disgrace.......and you actually think messi meant what he said about rooney being a once in a generation player? what should we say about neymar then? by the time neymar is 30, he would have scored around 100 goals for brazil.

once in a generation player? more like once in a generation fat greedy pig.

Mr Clement Njoku, I advise you for your own good and for the good of your health to let the pains go, swallow your pride and escape shame by porting to celebrating with Sir Wayne Rooney.

This is my final and last advise to you on the subject. Be guided.

i'd rather celebrate neymar.
a 23 year old forward who has already scored 46 goals for brazil. he's 7 years younger than rooney and he's only 4 goals away from eclipsing rooney. neymar had his debut only 5 years ago. it means that youngster averages more than 9 international goals per year for brazil. what a glorious achievement! like i continue to tell you, i don't celebrate mediocrity like you do. my standard is way higher than yours.

AdeLaNa1:
From beating ur chest and boldly claiming DDG ll leave, to i dont really care. Let him stay, to lets see if RM will still not come next summer. Mehn this desperation is real!!

pataki needs to lie down.

Pataki:
Keep gloating! I don't blawdy care where DDG ends up. End of last season, even with DDG, you still ended up 4th on the table. So who really cares?

Shekpe fans were making fun of our lovely and gallant Petr Cech, with knowledge that they had Courtois. Courtois today is sidelined with a two months knee injury. Nothing in football is stable or permanent especially with Goalkeepers. Lets see if RM will still not come for DDG next year.

so you don't care?
who wrote these things?

Pataki:
#DeGeaMustGo Skysports is reporting that manure and Real are in discussion right now.
Fingers crossed for good news!

Pataki: He has been manure's best player for two seasons in a row. I love seeing our top contenders weak, and he singlehandedly saved manure last season. Time to let him go back to his home country. He does not want to play for ManU any longer.

Pataki:
Next year DDG is a free bird. ManU do not need to reply RM.

Pataki:
Show me a NL rule that forbids me from posting anywhere on this board? If my post bothers you, na your headache guy.

I was honestly shocked that deal did not go through. I am not hiding the fact that I wanted DDG out of ManU as I strongly believe he is the strongest link in your team. Every EPL team especially the top teams are looking for the weakest link in their opponents.

That said, DDG staying in ManU is equally unsettling for your team. How DDG moves on now with his career depends on how LvG handles it. So far, LvG does not have an outstanding record with GKs from teams he has managed.

Pataki:
You are a professional salesman. DDG is unsettled and wants to leave. RM want their boy and the last has not been heard about this matter.

Both RM and ManU are planning to make an appeal. So lets see how this story unfolds bit by bit....

Pataki:
If my sources are correct, seems Madrid and ManU have an agreement about De Gea.

What a bliss!

Pataki:
LOL! You have two weeks of rest. The mad people will be back to this thread.

My joy will be complete to see De Gea leave manure by tomorrow evening. If una like buy Ronaldo+Neymar by tomorrow. #DeGeaMustGo

i think you care about DDG even more than united fans.

elampiro:
Ronaldo a winger. Rooney has also played in the wing and mostly as attacking midfielder.

he has never done that for england in the world cup. he always played as a striker.

Was James Rodriquez a striker in the world cup? Was Sneidjer a striker in the world cup. So we excuse for Ronaldo who had a free role. In last world cup Ronaldo was mostly in the middle. I can count many wingers who have more than three world cup goals from two world cups but Ronaldo has 3 . From Midfield, Gerald, Viera and Schwesteiger scored two goals in world cup 2006. They must be better than Ronaldo. And Ronaldo in last world cup was more in the center forward zone.

this is a lie....
ronaldo never played in the middle for portugal at the world cup. almeida, postiga and eder all started as their main striker with ronaldo/nani occupying the wings. james rodriguez played in the hole just behind guitterez for colombia. a number-10 who has a good shot on him will score goals. ronaldo will find it extremely hard to score from a wide position unlike players who mostly operate in a central position. football is not math.....as you can see, you could only name players who mostly play in central positions.

Lies upon lies. How did Rooney ruined world cup for England?
2014 Rooney had a hand in their only two goals. Did not play as a striker but in the wing and as Attacking Midfielder.

it was because of rooney's poor form that made roy hodgson relegate him to the wing in the first place.
by then, half of britain didn't even want him in the starting XI. how can a striker that earns a staggering
£300k/week get upstaged by a rookie known as sterling? of course, rooney's poor form meant england were
doomed from the outset. as at 2014, Liverpool(the parent club of sturridge/sterling) hadn't even played in
the champions league for aeons.

Rooney scored against Uruguay, a draw that should have put them at an advantage to qualify with a weak team left to play in the final group match. As England pressed Gerald gifted Suarez a free back pass to score one vs one against Hart.

england lost against italy.
why is that information missing in your diatribe? balotelli - a bench player for liverpool scored and
mr rooney fluffed his lines again in a big game. costa rica that you deemed as the weakest team topped the
group with 7 points. it appears you don't actually remember what happened in that group.

See yiur lies?
2012 and 2010 England were poor.
If not for Rooney, England wouldn't qualify for world cup 2010 and 2014. Also Euro 2012. His goals and Assists ensured the qualifications.

england weren't poor in 2010 and 2012. rooney's poor form was the koko.
rooney had scored 34 goals that season for man utd and everyone thought england's golden era
was before us until fat rooney ruined it for hi country again. england was booed in virtually all
the games they played in the group. they couldn't even beat algeria in 2010 world cup and they
got quartered by germany's under-21 boys.

The only qualifier Rooney was injured, England couldn't qualify. Without Rooney, England couldn't get a common draw against Croatia in Wembley to qualify for Euro 2008

lies upon lies.-
rooney played the qualifiers of euro 2008. he played in russia and england lost.
rooney played in israel and england couldn't even score. rooney played in croatia and
england lost. rooney also started against macedonia at wembley in another goalless draw.
so how can you say rooney's injury in the last game against croatia in wembley was the reason england did
not qualify?

abeg......england didn't qualify cos rooney is shyte!

elfeminine and pataki should be placed on suicide watch with immediate effect.

de gea signs a new 4-year contract? i thought these guys were saying de gea was held against his will
and he would be unhappy at united. that kraut known as raumdeuter also said madrid would be back
in january. i am finally convinced LVG/woodward deliberately trolled real madrid. they had no intention
of selling him, they just wanted florentino perez to look like a complete fool.

ELYMAXiimus:
yes i gave him the W, so? How many more of this can you quote? None!
At that time this verse seemed great, but reading it recently, it was just okay. This was why he got destroyed in his next brawl.

Do you know how long he took to come up with this verse? Even when it was time for the two battlers to post their verses he still had to write for extra two weeks.

you are a pathological liar.
when a lie gets told too much, it starts becoming the truth.

was it not because sid got caught biting on facebook that my brawl with him got postponed?
you mean your amnesia is so bad that you actually thought i ducked sid for 2 weeks?

this was my post on the day the battle was first scheduled....

coogar: this is why i don't take you people serious. each time i have been dragged into the battle ring, i have had to wait at least 12 hours.

o'bese - still waiting.....
mikuz - 16 hours
sidddogg - 2 hours & counting.....

and this was your opinion on the matter....

elyfaggot: Coogar has been bouncing in the ring since throwing jabs to the air grin cool

so, where's sid?

the evidence is all here...
https://www.nairaland.com/200489/flow-rank/379#25178177

you are a disgrace for distorting the facts!

elampiro:
I don't get you. the quality of positions Rooney scored against are as the same if not better than the ones Ronaldo scored against. It took Rooney 13 years, same period it took Ronaldo.

except that rooney is a striker for the 3 lions, ronaldo is a winger for portugal.
and we are talking about ronaldo who is the best player for his country shunted wide. rooney has more quality players around him for country than ronaldo does for portugal. it only takes a lack of form for ronaldo for portugal to collapse. england has proven time and time again that they are better off without rooney. it's only when rooney goes back to the team that england crashes out of tournaments apart from euro 2004 when he was by far the best player in the tournament.

world cup 2006....rooney ruined it for england.
euro 2012......rooney ruined it for england.
world cup 2010....rooney ruined it for england.
world cup 2014....rooney ruined it for england.

Rooney scored only 6 goals from set plays. So what is the issue about? Ronaldo and Messi have been set play takers for their national teams for almost the beginning. Rooney doesn't even take free kicks till now. Only started taking penalties a year ago.
Rooney's goals :
2010-2015 = 25
2003-2010= 25

So you mean Rooney should be in midfield at a time his goals return is better?

rooney woulda been sent back to the midfield when it took him almost 8 years to score 25 goals between 2003 & 2010.
there were other productive english strikers in this period but the moment they suffer drought in terms of goalscoring, the media quickly bring out their knives to shank them back to the abyss. whereas for rooney, he can go 20 games without a goal for england and the media would blame lunar eclipse, the calories of burger, the prime minister or the birth of his baby as excuses for his loss of form. it's one rule for the other english strikers and another for wayne rooney.

Your hatred for Rooney is written all over your argument. You are just looking for areas to rubbish him. You said Rooney has 1 goal in 10 world cup games. How many minutes did he play? He didn't start in 2 of the games coming in as late substitute. He was substituted off in some.
Ronaldo has 3 goals in 13 world cup games, Roger Miller must be better. Roger Miller scored 4 goals in one world cup Italian 90 at age 38.

how many goals does rooney actually need to score 2 world cup goals?
comparing miller to ronaldo is an insult. ronaldo is a winger for portugal in all the world cup outings....he's never been a striker for portugal. we might as well expect david beckham to have scored more goals than van nistelrooy.

Enner Valencia scored 3 goals in Brazil 2014. He must be a legend ahead of CR7 using your logic.

valencia is a striker, ronaldo is a winger and wayne rooney is a striker.
valencia and rooney should be scoring more goals than ronaldo for their respective national teams.

There are only 43 footballers in history to have scored 50 goals at National Team level. Rooney is one of them. He is a legend for club and country. All football greats have acknowledged this fact.

the number of goals is irrelevant if we cannot account for how many games it took them to reach 50.
if baba suwe plays 300 games for the super eagles as a striker, he would score 50 goals for nigeria. the rate is the single most important factor here not the sheer number of goals.

tess1:
Mendes has arrived Carrington to hold talks with Man Utd over De gea`s new contract.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3229396/David-Gea-s-agent-Jorge-Mendes-arrives-Carrington-Manchester-United-talks.html

something the idiotic david moyes shoulda done the moment he arrived.....
as at the start of moyes' era, de gea was already half-way gone into his 4-year contract. moyes shoulda tied his contract up immediately he arrived but the fool dithered and dithered till the hawks came homing on de gea.

give de gea a 5-year contract @£250k per week......with a buy-out clause of £90m.
he deserves it. he's the best goalkeeper in europe.

ELYMAXiimus:
not might, will! It's certain. Against me, your death is inevitable.
I have now risen to the point where everything i pen is impeccable. Anyone in my way dies abruptly.
A statement from me spins circles of power, repositioning axes.
You and your fadeyi oloro bars would be crushed like lizards which decided to cross an xpress.
You are in no position to give any condition for that brawl to happen. Just duck to avoid your untimely demise.

the same elymax that wobbled & fumbled to the final of the last tourney?

Classsyalabolas:
elymax should stop yelping.
you said coogar was not worth your time, & yet you've been keeping this brouhaha going for 4 pages now..
he has laid out his terms & conditions, & since he's a more popular & respected battle rapper here, you either accept or not.
actually he's the one doing you a favour..
no one is saying you can't beat him - everybody is beatable..
but on paper, he's your superior- in both lyricism & in the rap-battle circuit in general
humble yourself & grab this opportunity

everyone likes talking about heaven.....but no one really wants to die.
you think elymax wants to die? of course....he doesn't.

ElFenomeno1:
Oh so it is no Arsenal anymore?!

you're the only known nuisance @arsenal fc.
we cannot use your individual nuisance value to judge respectable heads like debosky, proudlysports, etc.

as for chelsea....hazard's PFA awards have dragged all the vagrants out of their crevices.
we have vermins crawling everywhere these days from west london. buncha illiterates pretending
to be pundits.

ELYMAXiimus:
anyone who expects me to lose has been brainwashed by your arrant ramble of baseless talks.
You are looking for a way out. Good for you.
The crux of these is; max will destroy thecrook if they ever clash in the ring.

maybe you are right....max might win.
that remains to be seen, ain't it? satisfy the conditions i gave and let's see if max wouldn't be a forgotten man by this time next week.
everyone would be wearing black on this section for the sudden loss of your soul.
my pen game maims lilliputs like yourself.........forever!

haha!
smalling gets nominated as Barclays player of the month.
when i opined smalling has been the best defender in the league....that moronic airfart was yarning opata!
honestly speaking....chelsea fans currently have the worst set of fans on this forum. they have gone from
being classy to being trashy.