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ELYMAXiimus:
in fact, don't bother yourself. All these curses and sh1t are just because of an internet battle.

Good day.

you're a coward!

it seems you belatedly realised nothing you can write can subdue my worst
written. the next time you shoot your mouth without reasoning to me, i shall
crap into it. no one is cursing you.....just submit your bars by 2pm and log off.
your war with darkrebel is what you wanna use as an excuse to back out of a
battle? you are a disgrace to battle rap!

Iceskidd:
he did that DE, SK wanna learn a lesson? The dude can reach

tay roc is a lunatic but he can be very good when arsed.
he did D-NANY against DNA.....DNA in NY. that's the most
ridiculous wordplay i have ever seen in my life and yet these guys get paid
$4k-$10k from battles with plenty of months to write.

airmark:
Elymaxiimus and coogar , what have you guys agreed on?. Let's be specific.

2pm tomorrow.
i have things to do by 8pm. if he cannot gather his thoughts and submit his script
by 2pm tomorrow, then cancel the battle. he already told us his verse was ready about 10
days ago. why the hell is he still waiting to submit it? i don't normally deal with time-wasters.
8pm my white arse!

ELYMAXiimus:
come, mr man, becos i agreed to brawl you doesn't give you the effontery to start laying generational curses.
Why are you this short of brain cells?
The osmoreceptors and neurons responsible for carrying out instructions from ur brain must have been fed up. They have decided to be dogged to not function properly.
No wonder your comments are a paradigm of words coming from an escapee of yaba-left.
If i was free all this while, by now, we would all be mourning the death of the infamous crook...

you agreed to brawl with who?
it shall not be well with you. a brawl almost all the pundits didn't favour you
winning. I am giving you this shot, dumbo!

You decided to be a crook as usual. So you plotted with rebel to pop a thread behind me.
A thread where you got hyped above the heavens. Wacko.
You should be stonned and trampled upon like those mecca pilgrims.
Don't worry, i will write your sentence tomorrow.
You think i'm siddog who you fooled? Wait

sentence?
by this time on Monday, your momma would be wearing a black dress to mourn your loss.
insha allah!

AdeLaNa1:
Kane don score. Depay than score. Even fat boy don score. But The Best Player In The EPL is still yet to find the net in over 600 mins of league action

according to these clowns, hazard is the best player in europe.
even daley blind(defender) don score. hazard is yet to find the net.
it's starting to look like hazard don jam anambra curse.

Nihilist:
Hazard had an assist today though...

so did daley blind.....as a centre back.

codedguy1:
yeah! i actually meant, if we could play that formation more. if they play series of games they would be more fluid and positive than what we have now.

But i know keeping Rooney on the bench will be hard for oga Gaal to do.

gaal can't put rooney on the bench.....rooney is his captain!

that said, we are not 100% effective with rooney as a #10. mata isn't a right winger.
we are asking a lot from the little fella to protect the RB when we all know he neither
has the pace nor the power to go up and down the wing. mata's best position would be
behind martial but then where would that leave rooney? it's a huge conundrum.

pickabeau1:
Edwife

NashvilleTN

Timbuktou


How market?

how's gomis doing now by the way?
i told y'all.....united are back with a bang this season.
catch me if you can.

ELYMAXiimus:
shot the fxck up!
you're not important to me at all. a brawl with you doesn't move me one bit.

it shall not be well with your entire generation.....foolish arsewipe!

why didn't you tell him to create the thread while I was around?

you are too insignificant for us to monitor your movement.
you have been crying for the battle all month. you even boasted your verse was ready.
why didn't you send it to your mongrel(jigsawsucker) to help you post it?

you then brought your leprous self back to the thread after 5 days and yet
your calloused fingers couldn't still post your ready verse for me. who are you
fooling? instead of you to confess you are a witless apprentice and hence you chickened
out, you are busy using the bravado your forefathers couldn't muster when they were
drowned in the ogunpa flood many decades ago.

all the hypes in that thread irritates me, cos you ain't worth any.
your devious mind games don't work on me. you lured rebel to create a thread behind me, and started making noise to seem brave.

what does it matter, you hypocritical bastard?
didn't you say your verse was ready? if it was ready - who cares when the thread was made?
bottom line is - you agreed to battle and a thread was made for the battle. go and consult mode-9
to write your verse for you and stop ptyalising rubbish like a photosensitive epileptic patient.

AdeLaNa1:
"Unforgivable" is a nice way of putting it mildly. He should definitely be dropped to the bench no questions asked if he serves us the same BS he's served us all thru 2015

i go see una after the game.
i hope rooney scores a hatrick today.

christ-----antonio valencia is a disgrace!
that was ridiculous.

UniqueGem:
Otamendi is a bearded version of Johnny Evans. Thank God we didn't waste £35M on him.

so you wanna blame otamendi for what happened today?
not the shitty 2nd goalie city played instead of hart?
not yaya toure that doesn't protect his back four and cannot be arsed
to do so cos he scores every now and then?

c'mon bro.....otamendi had a very good game. it coulda been
more without him. city always struggle without silva though. if you
remove hart, mangala and company from the equation then what
else have you got?

AdeLaNa1:
Lets hope today's d day he finally wakes up..

man utd fans dey paraaaaaa already....saw this on a CiF

**Rooney has totally lost it this season. Will be lucky to get into double figures!**

**I know Van Gaal would find it hard to drop his highly-paid captain, especially as he'd know what a furore it would cause but surely there will come a point when he'll realise United can't keep getting away with playing with 10 men and will bite the bullet and drop Rooney. It will be unforgiveable if a forward on 300k a week fails to score against Sunderland! Van Gaal isn't stupid and he must surely see what everybody else is seeing with regards to Rooney. It's not the lack of goals per se, it's the performances. He's been getting fives and sixes all season, even a three on occasions and even those reporters who give him an extra point or two just for being Wayne Rooney don't give him more than 6.5 these days! It will be interesting to see what the excuses will be if he plays like he has in about 50 of his last 60 games today. "He's still not 100% match fit" "Sunderland made it very hard for him" "He wasn't in his best position".......zzzzzzzzzzzz**

**Time to drop Rooney, he's spoiling the flow of the young lads on the team now!**

Mourinholic:
If you guys win today,it will be the first time in how many months you are topping the league?
OK,let's be fair.... Let's make it days

we topped the league already this season when we beat villa(januzaj goal).
comot for here, go play with your fellow renties....

AdeLaNa1:
4-1?? Spurs ve handed us a ticket to the Top of the league on a platter. Confidence should be high right now. And we should be able to dispatch Sunderland easily..

we should coast through but rooney needs to buckle up! we have been playing with
10 men in majority of the league games this season with rooney doing f@ck all.

meracool:
But Jones provides PAWA well sometimes heart Attack

he should use that PAWA in a game of rugby.

AdeLaNa1:
Man United XI vs. Sunderland: De Gea; Valencia, Smalling, Blind, Darmian; Schneiderlin, Carrick; Mata, Rooney, Memphis; Martial.

any line up that excludes phil jones is a good one.

raumdeuter:
Thats how they know people who watch football and people who understand

Messi in that situation would have every defender toast. This is Messi the greatest player active.

Its like saying because Torres caught Vidic out he isnt the greatest defender in EPL past 20yrs
I have seen Delvecchio catch Nesta in that same situation in Rome derby
I have seen ROnaldinho, Robben catch several defenders in such scenarios before

i saw yakubu(middlesboro) completely destroy john terry in 2005/6.

raumdeuter:
Case closed. Na how you go sabi person wey know ball

you know it makes me laugh when people talk about boateng and
bring up the messi incident all the time. the fact is....no defender
in the world could have stopped messi in that situation. we should
be asking bayern's DM how he allowed messi to have a 1 v 1 with
a CB. would terry have stopped messi from that range? would rio?
would vidic? would thiago silva?

AirborneLacer:
Except that JT wasn't doing the defensive works alone. Carvalho and Gallas deserve a carbon-copy of the PFA award if JT won it by the virtue of Chelsea letting in just 15 goals that season.

john terry na english man naaa....
if he produces the same performance as 3 other guys, they would name him
as the man of the match.

in matches where rooney scores one goal and other players score goals as
well.....the media normally say rooney helps united to win the game. if a foreign
striker had no goals in 953 league minutes for united, he woulda been crucified by the media.

terry was the best CB in 2004/5 though....people forget that chelsea team was singlehandedly
the best squad in europe that year. petr cech back then was better than anything neuer has done
for germany. then you have the spine of terry-makelele-lampard-drogba. once chelsea score a goal,
that's the end of the game. you could hire messi and maradona that time and nothing would happen.

You know the guys to ask this

i am asking you....

raumdeuter:
Germany won the world cup without the performance of BoaTANK in the final they wouldnt have
The aim of playing the world cup is to win the trophy not to make the team of tournament.
Boatanks performance delivere the world cup for his team
Give any player the option between winning the trophy and being named on the team of the tournament Let me know which they pick

i agree with you.
boateng won that game for germany.....without him, argentina woulda scored before
goetze came on to apply his acrobatic finish. boateng is the most improved defender
in the world right now. he's ahead of ramos and pique as we speak.

airmark:
You be confirmed amugbo. coogar, dopejemi, Adelana come and here wetin dayo dey talk o. He said Vidic was more calamitous at his peak at man utd than boatank. At the age of 27 which your alago is now, Vidic was the Man utd player of the year (Ronaldo still there o), premier league player of the season (Ronaldo played same season), in FIFA World Best 11 team. Any defender that commits blunders more than boatank should quit top-class football.


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boateng is currently the best CB in the world.
it seems you have not been paying attention to the football world.
he has extremely improved these days and he's beasting anything put in
front of him.

Mourinholic:
Did Suarez score 5 goals today,as far as I know Barca didn't play today and Aguero didn't score 5 today

solskjaer(man utd) scored 4 goals in 10 mins as a substitute in feb 1999.....
you have to admit 5 goals in 9 mins is insane. absolutely insane!

UniqueGem:
Depays biggest challenge is that he seems to be forcing things, he should learn from Martial and keep his cool, that way he will have the calmness to take his chance when they arrive. He needs to be calm and more decisive-stop dwelling needlessly on the ball.

depay's biggest challenge is that he doesn't understand EPL defenders yet.
there's no diversity in his game and he needs to learn fast. he was pitted against
clyne against liverpool and he thought he could use just sheer pace to beat clyne
which was impossible for him.

boom...ashley came on and got a freekick in his first duel with clyne. young did
what depay couldn't manage and all that was required was to cut in while running
towards the bye-line. depay's play is too predictable. he should learn other ways
of beating defenders. cut backs, cutting in, etc are surer ways of leaving defenders
on their bums than valencia-esque type of runs.

the boy has plenty of time to adjust....i believe in him.

grayline:
Elymax fucck up!
So you get time to dey rant with coogar...but no time to battle

Next thing now u go dey write epistles on how guys here no dey serious.. nonsense!

obainojazz:
The fear of coogar....I guess elymax is making peace with his enemies at home.

imagine if it was coogar that went AWOL for a week.....
people like elymax and mikuz would be asking for my head on a plate.

elymax has disappeared like the flatulence of a leprous witch for weeks
and no one is even talking about punishing him for his no-shows.

mikuz is a disgrace of a human being and airmark is a lunatic.

Greatihex:
out of d players u mentioned, i cn only see sanchez, ronaldo, neymar nd maybe reus that plays n d same position wt hazard. Bale no longer plays n dat position. After all, it is only ronaldo that cn b outrightly said to b beta dn hazard in dat position currently. Others are debatable.

i said there are 8 players in the world right now who can play better than hazard in hazard's primary position....

outrightly better than hazard?
all the 8 players mentioned are outrightly better than hazard.
david silva is 300 times better than hazard and so are reus, sanchez,
bale, neymar, robben, etc.

only chelsea fans rate hazard.....the intelligent chelsea fans have even
warned the mumu ones to stop comparing hazard to players like neymar,
silva or bale cos the comparison isn't there.

the only thing hazard has is
potential and for what we have seen this season, it's starting to
look as if hazard peaked last season already and he has already hit his flat-line.

hensben:
Your sentiment is alarming. Scholes was CM while lampard was AMF, why use only assist? What of goals scored, individual award. Lampard was 2nd best player in the world behind ronaldinho. Lampard was world class player, scholes was man united/epl great.

scholes and lampard played in the same area of the pitch.
lampard was 2nd best player in the world by a popularity vote.
in terms of the technical aspect of the game, lampard is nowhere as good as scholes.

frank lampard
577 - league appearances(47,934 mins)
535 - league starts
042 - substititions

172 - league goals(50 penalties scored)

173 - league assists
115 - open play assists
058 - set play assists

paul scholes
499 - league appearances(36,086 league mins)
404 - league starts
095 - substititions

107 - league goals(only 1 penalty scored)

138 - league assists
120 - open play assists
018 - set play assists

AirborneLacer:
Do elucidate this your ''popularity contest'' theory.
When JT won the PFA award in 2004/05 he wasn't scoring awoof pens that could have easily had him making the headlines yet he won it. What then coulda won him the award?

what has john terry gotta do with this argument?
when terry won PFA award that season, he deserved it. terry had the heart of a lion
in 2004/5 season. chelsea conceded 15 league goals all season and kept an
obscene number of clean sheets. was there any defender that did more than terry that season?

back to hazard......
was hazard the highest goal scorer last season? no!
was hazard the top assist maker last season? no!
was hazard the most dangerous player last season? no!
in terms of statistics....was hazard better than any of silva or sanchez? no!

so how else did hazard win the PFA award if not by a popularity contest?

hensben:
What made scholes a world class and lampard great player?
I'm guessing you'd pick ''overall performance'' - the sole criterion that also won it for Hazard. So what are you not telling this house?

In the last 15 to 20 years the best central midfielder that I have seen — the most complete — is Scholes. I have spoken with Xabi Alonso about this many times. Scholes is a spectacular player who has everything. He can play the final pass, he can score, he is strong, he never gets knocked off the ball and he doesn’t give possession away. If he had been Spanish then maybe he would have been valued more.
Xavi


My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder.
Zinedine Zidane

Rooney is one of the best players in the world and I love watching him play. But if you had to pick out only one, then for their history and for all that they have achieved it would have to be Paul Scholes or Ryan Giggs. They are two shining examples for any player.
Andres Iniesta


Everywhere I go the coaches all tell me that Scholsey is the player they admire. But if they think they’ll get him they’re wasting their time! Paul is a Manc lad pure and simple. He loves the club and there’s no chance of him leaving here. If ever he decided to go there would be a stampede, but he won’t be going, he’s here for life.
Sir Alex Ferguson (Jan 2003)

I’m not the best, Paul Scholes is.
Edgar Davids,

I told Moratti Scholes is a “mission impossible” man. It’s more than money with him. He was born just a few blocks away from Old Trafford. It`s about wearing United’s colours.
Inter owner Massimo Moratti’s adviser, Pino Pagliara (July 2000)

Out of everyone at Manchester United, I would pick out Scholes – he is the best midfielder of his generation. I would have loved to have played alongside him.
Pep Guardiola

"I can’t understand why Scholes has never won the player of the year award. He should have won it long ago. Maybe it’s because he doesn’t seek the limelight like some of the other ‘stars’"
Thierry Henry

“He is the one whose level I aspire to. He is the best player in the Premier League.”
Cesc Fabregas


“I want to pass like him. Who taught him how to do that?”
Ronaldinho


“They have two of the world’s best young players in Cristiano Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney, but the player who most impresses me is Paul Scholes. He is United’s most important player, he makes most things happen on the field.”
Shevchenko

“At La Masia, his name was mentioned a lot. He’s a teacher.”
Messi

timbros:
Another Hazard hating again.

What's this popularity contest sef? What makes Hazard more popular than Silva and Sanchez for him to have won the award ahead of them? Maybe his teammates influence the voting more than Silva and Sanchez teammates? I just don't understand.

for a start.....hazard's team won the league.
secondly....hazard scored more penalties that resulted into goals that won chelsea several games.
he had his name on the headlines more than the others cos he scored more awoof penalties than
the others. if you actually look at the game input of the top players, hazard had the least productivity.

cesc and costa played more important role in chelsea's league victory than hazard.

JayKayMaybachz:
STATS: Mata at United has scored more goals than any PL midfielder

Since Juan Mata signed for Manchester United in January 2014, no other midfielder has scored more goals from open play. Yaya Toure and Eden Hazard are the only midfielders to score more goals in total, although almost a third of their goals have come from the penalty spot.

Yaya Toure

Goals: 20

Goals without pens: 14

Eden Hazard

Goals: 20

Goals without pens: 14

Juan Mata

Goals: 17

Goals without pens: 16

hazard is a fraud!
in other words, had mata taken 6-8 penalties for man utd since jan 2014, he would have scored more goals
than eden hazard.

when will he score a goal now in the EPL? he missed the other day in the awoof penalties he normally relies on.
EPL analysts took off the deflected goal he scored against arsenal last weekend. in other words, in 6 league games..
hazard has failed to register a goal and some people still believe he would win ballon d'or next year.

AncientJerk:
With all the Thierry Henry comparisons, has it occurred to anyone that perhaps Martial is more Saha than Henry? Just a thought.

Also, i observed that all his goals for Utd, so far, have been finished in almost the exact same way: bottom right corner. I'm thinking it won't be long till opposing coaches pick up on this, if they haven't already. Utd's coaches better work on this with him.

martial is more lacazette than saha/henry.
he's got pace, panache and he emphasises on placing the ball than
just shooting on target. that's how to score. i find it appalling that you
can watch all the EPL goals scored in one weekend and no player ever
attempts to chip the ball or find the bottom corner....until martial's arrival.

SailorXY:
Another Saha minus injuries? a welcome addition still.
I don't know all these scrutiny about left foot right foot or where the ball sailed from into the net - chai fans sef.
Rooney is through on goal, he didn't strike the ball @ all - we use vex smash 3D TV.
Martial is through, net shake - we dey ask why he no use left leg or why he no play the ball up...

Watappiiiin!

the thing is......such goals cannot be prevented by a goalie if the striker shoots with accuracy.
thierry henry musta scored the same type of goals like 200 times in his career.
henry at highbury back then would drift to the left wing, collect the ball....shift it to the right foot
and bend a curler into the net. it was so cliché then that whenever you see henry in that position
you can always expect the net to shake.

i am perfectly fine with the kinda goals martial is scoring. it's because he's bearing into the box
from the left channel and shooting with his right foot. we should be happy he's clinical in front of
goal unlike most forward who aren't composed or patient enough to apply a finesse finishing. even
seasoned FIFA15 players know that a finesse finishing would get you more goals than just shooting
blindly.

airmark:
Elymaxiimus , have you secured a job offshore?

isn't he your hero?
NL's flavour of the month because he won a tourney that most of the
vets didn't take part in?

Nihilist:
What are Scholes numbers in the hall of fame? Compare to Lampard.

Oya 'risashh'!

scholes - 138 assists
120 open play + 18 set play

lampard - 173 assists
115 open play + 58 set play


lampard had 173 assists in 47,934 league minutes.......scholes had 138 assists in 36,086 league minutes for man utd.

whether open play or set play, scholes copped 1 assist in every 261 league minutes in his career. lampard copped 1 assist in every 277 league minutes in his entire career.

don't compare scholes to lampard, abeg. lampard would wish to be scholes in the after life.

Mourinholic:
Kindly do the same for Hazard ,Silva and Sanchez

silva beats hazard everyday of the week in productivity.
what puts hazard on the headlines is his awoof penalties and huge number of minutes he gets to play.
but we are statisticians.....any fool can score penalties and min/games is a better standard of looking
at player comparisons. on what planet can hazard ball than sanchez and silva?

Mourinholic:
Oh,we should look at goals scored,assist made,open goals and penalties.... and in the same comment I can see Scholes >Lampard and Gerrard........How is he better
You are special

you are a late comer to this thread.
i have already used stats to prove scholes scored more open goals, made more open play
assists per minute than any of gerrard/lampard. if you remove lampard's 100 penalties and gerrard's
200 penalties for liverpool, they are nowhere near paul scholes as far as productivity is concerned.

biko, stop mentioning lampard where scholes is concerned.
there's a difference between maybach benz and VW passat.
scholes na world class player. lampard/gerrard are just great players.

Mourinholic:
Use your head ,2 of the players you mentioned play in England and you telling us to mention a season the Pfa player outperformed players that have never been top 3 in England in their lives........
Hahahahahahaha,which schools did you attend?

PFA player is a popularity contest.....
paul scholes never won the PFA player at any point in his life....he's the greatest English midfielder in history.

put the raw statistics on the floor and let's analyse one season hazard was better than david silva.
we would look at goals scored, assists made, open goals, awoof penalties, etc.

oya....start researching!

hensben:
FIXED

so hazard is better than neymar, david silva and alexi sanchez?

mention one season in the last 10 years that hazard outperformed those 3 players.
i have thrown down the gauntlet......take the challenge.

Timbuktou:
Anyone who says slut or victim blaming isn't being honest with themselves or haven't considered the foolishness of the sentiment. For every crime there is a corresponding deterrent: for burglary, there's the option of alarm systems or burglar-proof installation, why not refuse to install a anti-burglar system because it's victim shaming? Smh

Truth is sluts don't want any responsibility for their actions. The truth is dressing a certain way will attract rapists no matter how stiff rape laws are. Murder has a life-for-life penalty and people still commit murder. Someone is committing a murder as we speak . Why the heck do you think someone won't be raping? What's the toughest punishment for rape sef? Dey dia dey zuzu. Don't protect yourself you hear? Be showing sick people your fresh legs, you hear?

Even if the rapist is caught and punished, that would be after the fact, wouldn't it? A word should be enough for the sensible.

even if you walk around with a transparent bag filled with dollar bills, you would get robbed!
women don't want responsibility but they want rights.....an indecently-dressed woman is sending
a message to the males out there that she's available for whatever price she's putting on her wares.
it's as simple as that.

coded01:
Lewandowski scored more league goals in five minutes than Rooney has in 2015...

this is a disgrace to rooney.
he should resign after this.....are you really serious?
raumdeuter, what is lewandowski's wage per week?