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JigsawKillah:
yes, but possible. coog knows flash is irrelevant on nl and goes with his usual rambling. he even went on to say he's sauron too.
i'm starting to be a believer

efijacdator!!!

any fool can call himself anything wherever captainflash loves to dwell.
fact remains i have never been on 2go, facebook or all those cuntish sites....wetin
concern agbero with overload. me and a brain-dead fool like captainflash chatting
off-NL? really?

JigsawKillah:
is the efijacdator as arrogant as him? takes months to script or scripts regularly and gets whopped?
elymaxiimus, take note o

your mouth has a striking resemblance with the arse of a baboon.
all of a sudden, you dunno the whereabouts of your slavemaster - a
guy you were putting your neck on the line for? i find it very difficult to
believe.

ElFenomeno1:
You are a daft punk.
I don't need to post straight after a defeat. I post whenever I want.

so you cannot scoop out any proof?
that's exactly why people are worried for you.....whenever united lose a game,
you are here polluting this whole place with your acute fuckery. whereas, when
arsenal lose a league game, you disappear like the flatulence of a leprous
woman.

coincidence or man-made?

ElFenomeno1:
A defeat is a defeat..... What are you smoking over there son?

but this was what i asked you to prove....

coogar:
it shall not be well with you for this blatant lie.
show me a thread where you have posted immediately after an arsenal league defeat
and i would take back my curse.
prove us wrong......

i guess you are dyslexic!

nyabinghi:
my pal coogar, keep the thread busy while i go to teach my students numerical computation(gauss Siedel, Gauss Jordan etc)

you are a fool.....
you know squat about numerical computation...only brainboxes like me can analyse
gauss siedel iterative method or the Jacobi method....not a lunatic like yourself.
when it come to math, you don't have the IQ and the composure to see the finish line.
weed has eroded what is left of your nervous system.

ElFenomeno1:
You are a dingbat!
And posting straight after a defeat means what? Is your thinking capacity corrupt again?
If i dont post straight after, it doesnt mean i am hiding or running..... Ode!
Go and look on the Arsenal thread, i posted after the Zagreb loss.... You flipping nuisance .... Your fellow scumtwats, Spinster and Akindanidanu even responded and they can confirm!

plonker....so zagreb is a premier league side?
have you been skipping your drugs?

ElFenomeno1:
Shut up Coogar, you social reprobate!
You know i am not one to run after a defeat..... Dodgy or not!!!!
I really dont care, we have moved on and are looking forward to the next game!
I fancy Sunderland squirting phlegm all over ya next weekend..... what ya say?!

it shall not be well with you for this blatant lie.
show me a thread where you have posted immediately after an arsenal league defeat
and i would take back my curse.

prove us wrong......

nyabinghi:
how many games against man u, chelsea, liverpool, tottenham, everton did sanchez beast, keep shifting posts, all the pastors(adeboye, oyedepo, T. B. Joshua, Oyakhilome and the white garment ones have given up on your case, it is beyond redemption, even God has given up on you)

sanchez scored 7 away league goals last season alone.
oya, make excuses for rooney.

darkenedrebel:
ebola, HIV, HPV, syphilis, gonorrhea, trichomoniasis, chlamydia

may all of the aforementioned continue to ravage your family tree until the second coming of Christ..

Idiotic pillock

he doesn't have a family.
he was belched out of the cünt of a bushbaby.

nyabinghi:
after the decimation of coogar and his clowns, in the mortuary to carry out a morbid anatomy on their corpses

aren't those your family members when ebola visited your house?
you cannot even respect the dead in your family, you are going public with their corpses.
may the ghost of your father visit and strangle you in your sleep tonight.

ElFenomeno1:
Scummies afternoon..... I am enjoying the excerpts from SAF's new book.
Meanwhile how are you looking for the weekend?
I fancy Sunderland to pi....ss on ya!

like costa ejaculated on your faces?
do you not know any shame? it's not even 72 hours after you suffered a disgraceful
defeat and yet you are here dragging your last name in the mud like a loon.
elfeminine, shouldn't you be on your period at this time of the month?

nyabinghi:
the 53 year old fool, how many goals do they have this season, no wonder no one takes you serious outside this thread of fools, we are talking about this season, he is shifting post. You are a cross breed between an orang and a mad woman

we are not talking about this season, you fool!
rooney has been shyte throughout 2015 and this is why people are concerned that he's past it.
withy aguero, costa, kane, sanchez.....they beasted plenty of games this year so they can be excused.

rooney didn't make any PFA team last season, he was even shyte last season. falcao scored more away goals..
so rooney has carried his shyteness from last season back into this season. he's played 5 league games now with
no goals or assists.....and yet your nervous system has failed to tell you that your idol has seen better days.

i am starting to think your problem is spiritual.
can you show us your graduation pics again? you went crazy after day.
a lot of your facial features can tell us the kinda weed you smoked before you lost it.

we are waiting.........

nyabinghi:
thank god you mentioned in europe, sanchez has scored 8 goals, kane has scored 15 goals, coogar is so poor with numbers he got his boss bankrupt in his car sales now he is into selling of scraps in the back streets of london. New laws are being discussed to send you irritant back to an african zoo.

it seems your father farted on your cranium before he passed away.

since march 2014, how many away league goals has sanchez, kane, etc have scored for their respective clubs.
we are telling you rooney has been poor now for many months and you are bringing strikers who were excellent
as at 4-5 months ago into the equation. your case is no longer something to be laughed at, we should be contributing
en masse to cure this spiritual insanity that has besieged you. do we have to spell everything out on paper before
you can understand?

a fool at 50 would be a slowpoke forever.

nyabinghi:
and how is falcao doing , how many goals for united since you had a forecast he was gonna hit it big in United same as your di maria, how is your dybala doing in italy.

in the EPL....
1 goal - falcao
0 goal - rooney

in serie a
2 goals - dybala

in every way, rooney is the worst forward currently in europe. he's the only striker in a top european club that has 1 away league goal in 19 months.

captainflash:
... efijacdator u are mad and stupid for insulting me.. and u think i'd be afraid of u?..is like u dnt know me.. the next time u insult me again.. i'd blow ur cover and expose ur ass to the public ..trust me.. u know what i can do @ efijacdator
....this is ur last warning coogar... u can delete me out of ur list.. but one day, mr coogar i'd definately blow our ur cover and have u covered in shame...
mark my word.. coogar aka efijacdator.. have a nice day!

it shall not be well with you and your entire clan.
are you crazy? where did i know you from? how can a complete lunatic like you even be
on any of my friend's list? you? captainflash? on my list.

if you don't blow my cover, may the most aggressive thunderclap in the world
combust your entire household and burn every inhabitant into ashes. what the
heck is efijacdator. if your father's stepson has been masquerading himself as
coogar on your phone list, you better watch it before he scams what is left as your
family wealth. don't you ever in your life lie against me - you this indolent plonker!

anuofia!!!!

Ibime:
Was he informed of the brawl, and did he accept to brawl at that time?
If not, then you are giving a dog a bad name in order to hang it.
He could be blissfully unaware that you have set up a brawl as he has not been on NL since early Friday afternoon, and you announced the brawl Friday evening (without confirming his availability at the time you stated).
This remind me of when Mikuz set-up a thread for me and Coogar without my consent to battle him, which Coogar used to make noise for 6 months.

don't be silly....
you saw the thread mikuz made and you ducked the challenge. apples and oranges.
elyfart boasted as at friday that my verse is ready......so he has actually written a verse
for me. why is he missing? abi no electricity to charge his computer since friday?

was it not elyfart that wrote this on friday?

ELYMAXiimus:
if he agrees to deactivate his account when he gets whooped.

His verse is ready.

martial & falcao have scored more away league goals for man utd than rooney has managed since march 2014....

it's been 953 league minutes since wazza scored a league goal for man utd.

JigsawKillah:
I don't know hoot about the gent's whereabouts. Coogar's native doctor finally got hit

of course, you do.
this is a conspiracy to avoid changing your username.
I have found a suitable username for you.....so there's no escaping.

darkenedrebel:
alright... I'll check out Jigsawkillah on fb.
meanwhile, keep your bars closeby

3pm go soon nack.

danbrowndmf:
Mtcheeeew. After una go say coogar know dy battle. Smh

don't mind the lunatics.
every time i wanna battle.....i have been made to wait at least 12 hrs.
when i don't take them serious, they come out and say i am too lazy
and i don't put in the work.

nyabinghi:
my papa is in mecca on pilgrmage, where is your own papa, he was burnt by an angry mob in ajegunle after he was caught raping a mad woman.

person wey no fit afford rent go enter mecca? na yam?
be deceiving yourself....if your papa presents himself at the airport, he would
be removed immediately. people with ebola don't travel to mecca.

nyabingo...fess up, where is your real father? the carpenter on obayan street.

Leyqute:
This is an eyesore. Nyabinghi please save us some pages by contributing positively to the thread. 95% of the time you're here it's always to engage in e-wars.

If you'd typed in perfect fair grammar and good punctuation maybe the overall perception would be different.

Or are you also using an iPhone 6?

na transfer of aggression.....
his children are starting to question his paternity.
they are asking him to produce his father......they told him their school mates all
have living and known grandfathers and they have never seen theirs before.

nyabingho, where is your papa?
he didn't die in the biafran war or did he?

darkenedrebel:
It's 12 Quatrains.... when I copied that voting criteria from laykorn's battle, I forgot to edit that part. I can't do that now cos the thread is locked.

mennnn elymax is a fÜck up dude..& I've already struck a deal with roctati∅n to move it to the front page on monday. ...

I'll check him out on Facebook now & ask liricyst to contact him....

ask jigsaw to contact him.
they have all run away.....cowards can't stand it when the coog is in the mood.

nyabinghi:
i cant be your grandfather, old papa youngie claiming teen, we know how old you are, you are a failed salesman and a cretin. Mendel's experiment has fully manifested in your life, insanity is a trait that has been passed on to your generation and i am sure your children will inherit the madness that is in you. You are a failed human sauron, God regretted creating. On the 8th day God regretted creating sauron the failed salesman. Rooney has scored 3 goals for United this season. He delivered some key passes and crosses wasted by depay and mata in some past matches. The chips in your brain are third generation chips, they are out of date and cant be replaced. You are a waste of sperm, bastard.

and depay hasn't scored 3 goals for united this season?
if a winger has more productivity than a striker, what does that say about the striker?

rooney - 3 goals, 0 assist
depay - 3 goals, 3 assists.

do you know why your father abandoned you in an uncompleted building when you were 5? it was because he could no longer stand your stupidity and he had strong convictions that your mother spread her legs for another lunatic. till date, he's still not convinced you are one of his but he's too broke to afford a comprehensive DNA test. nyabingo, have you found your real biological father or you are still in self-denial that akanji the carpenter is your father?

evidence shows you got admitted OAU into december 1992 at the age of 31.
simple arithmetic shows you are about 54 years of age. what can you actually say you have achieved in this life that makes sense. you could only graduate with a pass at OAU in the easiest engineering course in the school. you got kicked out of your postgraduate degree course for harassing a female student.....you then went on to borrow a graduation gown to deceive your neighbours. buhari should execute people like you.....you are a burden and a monumental liability to mother nigeria. you eat, drink, shyte in the land and yet contribute nothing to her development.

anuofia!

darkenedrebel:
what right do you think you have here..

you sap-skulled litlun

mr darkrebel......
is it 10 or 12 quatrains?
it was 12 on the day of announcement, now it's 10?

besides, where's elyfart? his ghostwriter failed to deliver his order?

captainflash:
smh! elymax and coogar! u guys should stop wasting our precious time....and airmark if they dnt post their lines before this week..ban them for atleast 4months,..
smh!... upon all una sweet talks una still never post anything.....una deserved corect slap ..

you are a consummate lunatic.
guys? are you suffering from the pink eye?
so you didn't see me post here by 6pm last evening battle-ready?

ban them for 4 months?
airmark should ban you for your stupidity forever.
anuofia!

nyabinghi:
53 year old coogar the salesman ranting like a used bitch continue, how many goals has ur god depay scored, the rantings of a failed salesman

you are a lunatic!
yet if you had made use of your reproductive organ by the time you were 21, you would have been a grandfather to any of us here. you are the oldest member of this section and you are also the most idiotic. it seems to me that your IQ is inversely proportional to your age. the older you grow, the dumber you have become.

depay as a winger has 3 goals in europe and one assist against southampton.
rooney as a striker hasn't scored an away league goal since last year december...
if you possess any common sense, you would be able to see the difference but you
don't even have a well-coordinated central nervous system.

darkenedrebel:
sorry... had to take my babe out for her birthday..

I said I would create it by 5pm, but since Elymaxiimus didn't come online i didn't.
I've sent him a message on Facebook but he hasn't replied yet..we would have to waiting for him..
sorry for the inconveniences ..

he's probably hiding in a bunker by now.....
bloody coward!

i think you should create the thread regardless and ask airmark to lock it.
when people see it, they would know elyfart for who he is......a flaming coward!

diego costa to face a 3-match ban?

mike dean should be demoted immediately.
he's the worst ref in europe. he just allowed chelsea to rob arsenal.
3 points lost by wenger's boys and that has caused elfeminine's absence to be very
obvious on our thread.

darkrebel......
whatever you decide....fix this brawl anytime around daytime this week.
1pm, 2pm would be fine instead of rush hour time or when people would
be going home or watching football.

promises made, promises kept.
the coog ain't scared of anyone on this planet.
I go see una tomorrow. cheers, bro!

StarBoard:
you must seriously be sad in your real life if this is what you live for. no offence, just being real.

You need to relax.
It's not everybody you respond to. With all your "degrees" you still manage to get wound up easily.


but I know what your response will most likely be.

that nigga is an old fool.....he celebrated his 45th birthday in 2010.
by simple arithmetic, he's about 50 years of age now and yet he's still acting like a prepubescent boy.

AdeLaNa1:
Abegi! I've given my opinion on Rooney's matter. I cant force u to see otherwise. We all entitled to our opinions. If u like slay mobs inna Boko Haram style from here to Manchester. It doesn't change d fact dat Rooney is Shît!!

In 50 minutes at St Mary's, Anthony Martial scored more away league goals than Wayne Rooney has managed since March 2014. He's played 1,753 fewer minutes.

kinglahkay:
Baba coogar chill small

Elymaxiimus no fit ffuck up

Darkenedrebel go drag Elymaxiimus come ooooooooo

he has about 10 mins.....
darkrebel wey suppose open thread sef has disappeared. he promised to do it as
early as 8am this morning....

Supermiy:
is the brawl still on bro?... its 6 already

i think darkrebel is just trolling.
he said he would launch the thread very early today....no thread.
elyfart & his army of lunatics haven't even logged on since friday or so.

how's the battle going to take place with poor arrangement?
i dey go watch derby later tonight so if it doesn't happen by 6.30pm then its going to be another day.

funlord:
You need to learn to SHUT THE _FUCK UP when you spit garbage and people call out your non existent attention span to the latest pile of cow dung you come to spill on here daily while claiming it to be punditry!

All these your pathetic delusions of grandeur about how much of a fan you are, how much of a brilliant dunce you are or how much of an old inbred fool you are, may matter to the earthworms that reside in front of the gutter opposite your crib but they do not matter one bit to any united brethren here okay! Gaddemit!

In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.

darkenedrebel:
coogar & elymaxiimus..

be reminded of your battle today by 6pm

are you sure it will happen?
that coward has decided to be viewing as guest ever since i asked you to set the battle for today.
he's not logged on since and that would be his excuse that he hasn't prepared or he didn't know
of the battle. i no wan waste my time abeg. mail him to see if he knows its going down today.

SIRcumalot:
This memphis issue don start to worry me.
A goal or an assist today would've helped,all the signs of the player he could be is there for all to see.

Rooney dey let me down.

i am not worried about depay one jot....
he's a winger in a 4-2-3-1 formation. in europe where the space is there, we have seen the quality of his goals.
he still scored against PSV, didn't he? his time would come. rooney is our biggest liability right now.

airmark:
I need stats for mere-fish dey play, he was your best performer today. I like how he scored that 3rd goal.

get out of here with your acute stupidity....
go on your thread and enjoy your fluke-ish win against 9 men. this season, depay has scored more goals than your chelski nominated ballon d'or winner. that is a disgrace to you and the 25 queer men that follow you.

chrisley024:
Rooney being moved from one position to another just to keep him in the team. The same attack that creates nothing is where Martial has gotten 3 and Mata 2. He's now behind the striker

rooney's stats today:

shots: 0
goals: 0
assists: 0
passes: 50/56 -
back/square passes :36
chances created: 0
crosses: 0
take-ons: 1

what other excuse is there to prove rooney is a liability? when he was playing as #9, they said #10 was his best position. he played behind martial today and created 0 chances all game. he has played as a striker in 4 league games and contributed a total of zero goals in those games. LVG should bench rooney and make carrick/schweini the captain.

airmark: Mumu, I hope you saw those brilliant saves by de gea. Mind you it has been 6 goals conceded in the last 3 games, with your bigging playing. Fvcktard

your father is a lunatic....he should have bagged it before allowing the most deformed sperm cell of his to flagellate to the ovum. so smalling has conceded 6 goals in 6 league games and you want to compare him to your whorish defence that has conceded 12 goals in 6 games? where were you when your creator was dishing out intelligence?

anuofia!