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Ibime:
Have you heard this song? Shyt is real out here in the streets for Clips. That's one of the ninjas whose father Charlies pops snitched on. Loaded Lux convinced everyone that Clips pops did not get a lighter sentence because he was lie-snitching


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tu1cTf1_lY

brb...
make i sample the joint first.

ElFenomeno1:
Mike Dean is a monumental disgrace.... Regarding the petition, frankly speaking i dont think that will be successful but lets see......
Even Chelsea fans were not all loud, garrolous and noisy like they normally are after a win... Speaks volume!

it will be successful.
especially when the FA banned costa retrospectively.
normally, after mike dean carded costa, there shoulda been no retrospective ban.
the fact that the FA overruled mike dean's decision speaks volume on it's own.
even gabriel's 3 match ban was rescinded....all these decisions cost arsenal precious 3 points.

that's a very good ground to claim mike dean is very incompetent.

ElFenomeno1:
I have to agree with you....
I think Zlatan was high on shea butter when he granted that interview!

nice to know you can agree with me.
there's still hope for you.

Ibime:
Clips won the battle 2-1 but lost the war. At this point, he should retire from Battle Rap and find another career. He gets paid pennies and his pops issue will always haunt him in battles and now, in the streets as well. Some ninjas are even looking for him over his pops matter.

how so?
clips' dad didn't rat on anyone. he's proven that already.
he said when people rat, their families get moved, their identities changed, etc.
where have you ever heard of a snitch sitting his arse in jail for decades?

abeggi.....all that yarns na rap battle. the paper work loaded threw into the crowd
could be anything he forged or printed himself to sway the battle. none of us saw the
contents of it. in battle rap, any kinda story can be brought up to sway votes. i do not
believe clips' dad is a rat and his family is still in harlem.

airmark:
You had a good verse against elymax but mikuz said you lost and that's final. Your offer is sumptuous. It would even allow me to exhaust your bars before you will be destroyed by emaprince. That's what we have been looking for. FFR will be ok for your bars.

mikuz is a lunatic.
he will never agree to anything that favours me. he's a rape victim.
if you psycho-analyse him....you would realise he's still traumatised
by fadeyi oloro bars.

"When he played with Cristiano Ronaldo all the work was done by Rooney, but he didn't get the credit because Ronaldo was scoring all of the goals.

so who's helping Ronaldo now in real madrid where he has broken all
known goalscoring records? rooney's ghosts?

ronaldo has gone on to win another champions league without rooney's
help, power and fighting. how many European trophies has rooney won since ronaldo left man utd?

rooney's team couldn't even qualify with his runnings, fightings and sacrifices.
ibrahimovic must be high on the ashes of his father's cremated liver.

ElFenomeno1:
Disappeared? nah fam... i am not a coward!
I didnt even watch the match live because i was bloody travelling!
I didnt offer any excuses despite the way sh...it panned out... Having said that, i aint got a problem... We have moved on
Looking forward to munching MUFC like a BLT, Bacon-Lettuce and Tomato Sarnie!!!!

one thing that makes me happy is the fact that mike dean won't be
officiating that game. i learnt that 100,000 arsenal fans have petitioned
the government to ban mike dean from any arsenal game till rapture.
the government must listen to their request and let's face it.....mike dean is a disgrace!

airmark:
I need six months for every 10 bars, do the calculation. The thread is on homepage, it wont be closed until siddog, loonattik, theprekky, warriblood, sleakid, thunderstorm etc vote.

you can as well add patience jonathan, ese walters, sepp blatter and modenine to that list.

come on, na....
let's spar. there's plenty of name-flips I can do with airmark.
we can do a quiet room brawl. me and you only. no judging, no cheerleaders.
just raw bars.

airmark:
Werey man.

The winner is Coogmax

abeg, go close thread and announce the winner.
had rebel been the mediator, he woulda closed that thread
since. peops are just arguing pointless debates on there.

i wanna put that victory behind me and find a more
credible opponent. airmark, i am calling you out.
are you ready for a mega-brawl? 30 quatrains?

ElFenomeno1:
Already fashioning excuses? lol
We shall see pal.
It will be nice to have a mega partty on this thread after that game, however, if results dont go our way, i will throw open the floor on the other side!
COYG!!!!!

you?
have you forgotten how you scampered for safety after chelsea went 2 goals up?
you disappeared faster than the flatulence of a leprous witch.

ElFenomeno1:

I was looking to get you crawling out of your hole.... #Result!
Coogar are you ready to wail over the weekend?
I got you a bucket fam.....

last season's team got a win at the emirates.
i am supremely confident united would smack your
heads again this time provided everyone is fit. these
European nights seem to be costing us one quality player per game.

ElFenomeno1:
Scummies..... Afternoon
Are we ready for a tonking over the weekend?
Dont yaáll worry... We will make it mild!

piss off, you degenerate!

JigsawKillah:
yesterday it was peacockkillah.
you're confused!
i'm almost done creating that

it's taking too much time....
create the username right now.....cocklicker
be a man of your words....at least, prove to us you
have a spinal cord unlike your slavemaster(elyfart).

kr0ne:
My debate is not about the strength of the punch but the pronunciation as regards wordplay in general. While I agree with you that it's a flop to play Cope-en-Hagging with Cope-en-Haaguhn on text, it would, however, work perfectly on audio. If someone spits this in an audio battle, using the YouTube/English example I sited above, you wouldn't notice.

the punch was weak, the set-up was woeful!
i dunno why you are emphasising on it. even if it had connected
well with what he intended, his opener didn't get close to mine.
cope-en-hagging has been overplayed, make una drop the matter.

the bar wasn't the reason elymax lost woefully. he's not polished,
his vocab pool is shallow and his pen game is extremely limited. as
a credible writer....one must write in such a way that the most spastic
reader can grasp what is being written. elymax's scripts lack any kinda
structure. it was badly put together and this is why i think he needs to
work harder.

mikuz:
You lost Abeg, how can a vet be doing pray/prey, sick sid/ succeed,worship/warship,boys to men in 2015?

thunder faya you.
bring any of your written that is even half as good as that.
suck sid connects with the opposite of failure....it's a brilliant pun.
the tompolo pun was also FIREEEE for anyone whose general knowledge is up there
cos tompolo denied buying warships in the niger-delta area.

let's compare it to your bars against elymax not too long ago....

mikuz: The fool is lacking in cyphers/ recently he spit what niggas hardly admire/ but every punch I've landed is fire/
. . So if he makes any funny move, my gun lll give him a 'Bare knee' when I blast the 'Mack at E' . . like shooting the 'South African striker'!!/

only a brainless lout with no common sense can write this
nonsense in a battle and still see himself as a vet. in any other forum,
you would never have been allowed to battle anyone again.

how do guns give anyone a bare knee? na by force to wordplay?
bare knee when i blast the mack at E? what happens to the "R"
in McCarthy's name? mikuz, you are a disgrace to battle rap.

The reason you lost that match is because instead of to uproot Elymaxiimus' jaw with haymakers you were seen doing wack puns that newbees did in 2010 while doing self appraisal. Your boys should have told you that punches win rap battles not braggadocio. Cry me a river.

the votes say coogar won by a wide margin.
that's 2 of you i have sonned and overshadowed like the solar eclipse within a year.
maybe this time, you would start kissing the ground i walk on.

ELYMAXiimus:
of cos you and i aren't in the same category. You are an attention seeker. I'm a liricist. I can come up with punchlines at any instant of time. I don't need months.

You tried, but you lost.

Prove me wrong that you don't need months to write good stuff by battling anybody this weekend. You no fit

what has battling anyone gotta do with your loss?
darkrebel, remember i predicted this... that when elymax loses, he would
blame everything under the sun. the lunar eclipse, buhari, battle someone within
a week, etc. it's not even up to 24 hrs and this tool is already grasping at straws.

the person wey dey disappointed pass na airmark. he vex so tay, he no gree vote.
he vex so tay, he no gree close thread and announce the winner. haters would always
hate while coogar would forever be landing fresh ideas and puns. is anyone in Nigeria
on my level? i vacillate.

obainojazz:
but how come captainflash won you in 2go

you believe that crap?

Classsyalabolas:
american accent is the default accent for rap..it's 100% authentic... the Tis in appendicitis is what's confusing him..
the brawl is not even debatable. you got 12 votes or so & he got about 5 ...

and 4 of those 5 were from ghost monikers. mikuz is the only one putting his neck
on the line for obvious reasons. the fool would never recover from fadeyi oloro bars.

you should be focusing on battling emaprincee if he's up for it in 3 weeks time

i am focused.
i am just a bit amused elymax is disputing my W like the vets that voted were bribed
or something. 90% of them don't even like me.

ELYMAXiimus:
i have spoken.

Mumu, you thought max is siddog.

you lost worse than siddoggg.
go back to the battle thread and count the judges that
voted in my favour abi my punches had made you lose
your ability to count?

i warned you before the brawl....you and I nor dey the same category.

Classsyalabolas:
the tool played Copenhagen with Cope in hagging & yet he calls A pen decide this forced or wrong because of the accent? wtf is this ajepaki talking about? ...lololololol

this elymax na real illiterate... ...
just accept your loss & improve... your wordings are horrible &, babyish.. reminds me of how I used to write bars in 2010/11

anyone that says you won is not a rap head or is easily impressed by genericity...

heywhizzy has already made claims to that bar.

how's appendicitis a forced bar?
the only problem i have with some nigerians is they don't accept defeat.
even if i didn't know anything about rap before reading both scripts, i would still have
chosen coogar's scripts with the verbiage, general knowledge and the consistent use of
punchlines interwoven with wordplays.

JigsawKillah:
oh shut it, please

shut up, you cünt!

jigsawkilla.....you pledged to change your moniker
to whatever name i desire if your slave-master loses.

he lost woefully......when are you deactivating and
changing your name to cocklicker?

ELYMAXiimus:
if truly you beat max, you won't be feeling this insecure.
Your lines were exaggerated piece of sh1t.
Anybody who thinks i lost the rhymes crit is probably drunk.
At some point you were repeating the same end rhymes.
At some point, you were rhyming 3-syllables.

My metaphors were subtly written in such a simple but very effective way. I did all sorts of mets nd similies. I referenced; names, concepts, ideas,. I schemed!

All you did was reference few names.
The best which could be given for this crit in favor of you is a tie.



Your wordplays were wack. Warship/worship is totall bullsh1t.
Suck sid/ succeed is wack! nd aside that, it has been played by every tom and ugo both here and on fb.

Apendicitis was the only quite acceptable pun you had. Cos You had to fake the accent.

So technically, you lost wordplay.


Punchlines; you got killed in this crit. It aint even debatable.
After that opener of mine, i never relented. Every word i spewed was jaw crushing.
From my set ups to the end punch, they all linked.
Most of your bars had different ideas in thhe same bar. The lines were stretched with "unnecessary" words. You spent some lines praising urself. While mine were precisely used to wreak havoc all over you.

Again, the best you could get for this crit is a tie.

Flow - this aint even debatable. Your lines were no match for the rhythm in my verse. How i linked a bar to the next was studio quality.

Personal - i edged this slightly. But you tried with the prekky ish.
So this could be a tie.


Sincerely speaking, you did good. But i was more creative in this brawl. I was much more well rounded - battlewise.
Rapbattle is not just about referencing names, and big words. You have to flex.
Charlie clips does his thing simply, and he still kills with the littlest of things. He did it against con.
This mindset of "big grammar" is quality is queer. That shouldn't give an edge.

You used months to write, i used a night. You still got ur @ss handed to you.

It's a matter of preference.

And if you wanna proof me wrong that it didn't take you months to write.
Battle anybody, come this weekend. Lets see the quality of bars you'll bring.

This was what happened when you brawled bis a week after brawling sid.
You came with wack nd below mediocre bars. I guess you didn't have enough time to write.

Prove me wrong.

you didn't win any single category....
the judges that gave you crits just pitied your arse.
i wrote for months? 3 weeks ago, i didn't even know i would ever battle you.
everything i wrote was scripted last week. it should have been submitted last week
but you stalled and stalled.

every respectable vet here thought i won....
ibime
alexpissu
emaprince
krone
darkrebel
giyaaz
etc.

the only fool who thought you won was mikuz.....
why should we take mikuz serious when we all know he's yet to recover
the humiliation i dealt him last year....if i wanted to be a sissy like you, i would
have asked mikuz not to vote in my battle. even obiano that supported you before
the battle thought you lost woefully.

abeg, there's a difference between real metaphors and wack stuff. tommy he'll figure?
on what planet is that acceptable when it was clearly bitten from theprekky. housewarming
was bitten too. i came with fresh angles and landed glorious punchlines that a lot of your fans
couldn't grab. deactivate abeg.....you had the control of the people you wanted to judge this battle
and 90% of them gave me W.

this was your promise....

ELYMAXiimus:
I already said it - if up to 10 people want him taken to the gallows, I won't hesistate any longer.

I swear, if he gets a close tie, I'll quit NL

you have sworn.....stand by your words.

Classsyalabolas:
half of elymax's bars are generic.. just other people's ideas reworded in different way. I swear that I have seen that 50-50/no cheating bar on RG before..I'm still searching their archives..
that's the way most of his scripts are. & i got proof. i prempted him bringing genericity to the brawl- I even told Danbrowndmf to watch out..

elymax needs about a million rhyme books to be me.
he stalled and stalled for time and he still had to bite bars to come against me.
what a pity!

Mikuz writes in a monotone & systematic manner which was impressive in 2011 ..but not in 2015..
..he doesn't talk to opponents in his battles...he just writes like an automated automaton which is boring to me........that's why elymax's script is more appealing to him..

look at what the same Mikuz said -

mikuz is a bush man.
what does he know about battling apart from the fact that he's the moderator here?
so when lux was saying he battles on a rooftop, the loser has to jump.....he wasn't self-praising himself?
the only reason mikuz is still here is because of his lack of decorum. ordinarily, the dude no longer bears
any relevance to this section.

it is quite obvious that mikuz knows nothing about battle rap. & he needs to read more on it & start watching rap battle leagues to broaden his knowledge..
because if he did - he would know that one of the elements of battle rap is Braggadocio.
as a matter of fact - battle rap is made of 2 main components. - Bragging & Dissing of opponents.
I get nauseated when the so-called vets here never even studied the game to the letter....

the bragging part is actually a diss...the message is.... "i can do what you cannot do."
battle rappers always brag about big guns they carry and the number of times they have
shot at people. mikuz is a village boy.....he's nowhere near the top 20 on here. disregard anything
he has to say.

Classsyalabolas:
..

you forgot my house warming bar he bit as well...

it's interesting that kim kardashian didn't spot that.
there's virtually a good angle he used i hadn't seen before.

all i just wanna see is his deactivation....
mikuz can follow him as well. i have had enough
of those toxic infidels on this section.

JigsawKillah:
They said they got bored of my



Line/
Line/
Line/
Punch



yet, they voted;


Line/ Line/ Line/ Line or Diss to another opponent

sharrrap and change your moniker.
your slavemaster has lost. be a man and stand by your words.
i hate sissies crying over spilt milk.

olabode89:
I think it will be in the best interest of Luke Shaw and United if he takes things slow, miss the remainder of the season, miss Euro 2016 and return at the beginning of next season in time for pre-season matches. Luke Shaw has got glass for bones, a relapse would not be good for him.

Nice battle at the rap battle session, bros dey try battle more nau .... Genius stuff with the /a pen decide this/ appendicitis world play man.

A battle with Kr0ne or Emaprince, next?

i ran out of options to battle.
i have been chasing up emaprince for months and kr0ne is never
a regular poster. he only shows up when there's excitement or his
goddaughter(teddy) is battling. it's not my fault....my pickings are very
anorexic.

Emaprince:
Coogar, loaded lux' 3rd round is bloody o! He went too deep with the personal.

I think in that bout, lux focused more on personals than bars. Clip had a lotta bars even in the 3rd round. Just that lux personal, especially the paper work thing weakened those bars. It really affected clips. Plus I love the way lux picked his words in rhyming which made it a perfect round for him.

IMO, I'll call that brawl a TIE. Clips had 1st round and lux won the 3rd. The 2nd can go either way.

it's a matter of preference.
t-rex had already used that angle of charlie clips' father being a snitch.
holla da don also emphasised on that angle.....loaded lux doing it for the 3rd
time just makes it tiring. i was numb with tedium when i saw him going the same
route......i couldn't wait for him to leave the mic to hear what clips would say.

Emaprince:
LMAO!! Maybe he didn't get to notice the scandal when it was still hot on every blog.

he coulda googled it last night na and see how it connected with the bar.
battle judges are very lazy these days. if you use a reference that i have not heard before....
logic dictates i should google it to see if it connects with your bar and at the same time add to my general
knowledge.

ELYMAXiimus:
max didn't lose to cooger. it's a matter of preference.
you ain't even ashamed, you can't boast of your own.
so, for your mind, you don bring me down with Ur swaying?

you know, I talk and I do. but when you talk, you get whooped.
every tom and ugo in this section has had a taste of Dark's @ss
if we look at Ur trousers, we'd see it dripping of liquid.
you've been badly fxcked, left, right and center.
so I don't really blame you; it's only natural you resort to b1tching.

only a lunatic would agree you won. waiting for you to be a man
and deactivate your moniker. the only reason i decided to take this
battle was because you boasted you would deactivate if you lose.

you bit theprekky....no wonder the ese walters line stung brutally.
the copenhagen bar is forced and it has been recycled several times.

your lines had no structure in them and they coulda been written for
anyone on this forum......it was a copy and paste job. whereas, my lines
were specifically tailored for you. no ifs and buts....the people like ibime
who dunno ese walters should step up on their general knowledge.

kr0ne:
Ibime, Elymaxiimus was on point with the hagging wordplay. It's an American slang for men competing to fu-ck old women. If we can accept 'metaphor' why not this one?

it's not the meaning that grates us, it's the pronunciation.
Copenhagen = cope in hay-gin, not cop in hagg-ing.

sinizia:
I doffed my hat the day I saw that "Ema-gene" wordplay.

warriblood is the meanest writer here....it's just that too much weed worries him.

darkenedrebel:
can we have coogar vs emaprince in 3 weeks time? .as e dey hot

3 weeks should be ok if emaprince is fine by it.

darkenedrebel:
.

so which name you don choose for Jigsawkillah?


lemme suggest one - PEACOCK-KILLER

MINT!

jigsawkilla......it's about time you deactivate and change your
moniker to peacock-killer. let's see if you are a man of your words.

obainojazz:
coogar....I want an apology for dissing me in your battle...or I'll turn this to a spiritual warfare....you don't know me...I have license from okija gods to kill my enemies with thunder...you've been warned...

you got dissed because of this.....

obianojazz: well said....after ibime....its theprekky....anybody that sees coog as a lord should better change religion....3 battles in 3 years....that's disrespect to rap

darkenedrebel:
.
lol... warriblood?..I doubt he knows 3 is meta in yoruba.. if he were to play with words, it'd be in his native language

we need you in the ring one more time...
emaprince wanna get that work...

whatcha say?

warriblood has the craziest schemes on the planet.
you gotta be scared he musta used such before. warriblood that
played ema-gene with imagine when he was toying with emaprince.

nor be warriblood do elle-do-marry/eledumare?

darkenedrebel:
your verse was easy to grab na. ..the setups were good, you just have to read with patience..

that spray spit [Spitzophrenik] on his grave was also ill

you gotta admit. elymax did great

no wonder ibime hasn't voted.

I just showed this brawl to my colleague here & that Yoruba /Meta 4 line is making laugh like hell ..


seriously... wetin you dey smoke?

very risky bar.
something kept telling me warriblood musta used it before.
i searched and searched for hours till i was convinced it has never
been used before.

metaphor = 3 and 4.
i try na. una want humour, i gave una wetin una want.

LTSHANGY:
Luke shaw now putting weights on the broken leg, that's good news.

if he keeps at it, he could be back in 4 months.
firstly, shaw is young and his bones are still growing.
when djibril cisse's leg snapped like a match-stick, he came back
after 5 months to play football in the same season he broke his leg.

there's hope yet for shaw this season.