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AdeLaNa1:
12 months!! Shet!!!! Personally i felt LVG should ve rested one of him or Darmian. Now our lack of depth will be severely exposed wit these injuries. I'm just here praying Smalling stays fit!

blind/rojo can play there.....but they ain't as dynamic as shaw.
it's a huge loss to our defence.

mikuz:
It was by this time last year when Ibime was punching you silly you where shouting Bis ow, Bis ow like the Republic of Guinea.

bloody illiterate.....
and it was this time last year ibime's huge circumference being caused by too much pie was brought to light. let's be honest, coogar won that brawl until you and your fellow nuisance posse swayed the votes.

freecocoa:
Oh! Sounded like it was done after they were tried for their 'crimes'.

Still, it's not nice, they could've handled it better.

there's no better way to handle nudity in a religious event.
a naija pastor slapped a girl that claimed to be a witch for jesus. imagine what he would do if 2 women
with luscious titz start bouncing around on the pulpit/

AdeLaNa1:
Genetic Stupîdity is wen someone comes here and calls United Shît wen his team are 17th on the table. I just dont get how some people think. U obviously dont behave like someone God created in his image...

fixed!

mikuz:
Abeg go and sit down. I pity peeps who take you serious.

while no one gives a damn about what you have to say at all...
no wonder fadeyi oloro bars relegated you from top tier to bottom-tier.

mikuz, how are you recovering? have you even won a classic battle since 2014 summer?

AdeLaNa1:
I hope he fully recovers but he isn't going to play anytime soon. He's facing abt 8 months on the sidelines...

12 months!
to think his injury came when he was starting to justify his price tag was a blow below the belt. we must get another LB asap!

Kolade354:
E pain am.....Yeye man don't go and sit ur ass somewhere before you start to feel Kingkong...........I'm expecting your dumb analysis on manure poor outing yesterday........I Know You are Daft but lemme help you by telling you, Your Team is Shiit, If Rooney should leave then its will be worse than Sunshine stars of Akure......Cry me a river......Goatcogar

silly fool!
should rooney leave? rooney wasn't on the pitch when we smashed liverpool.
what does rooney contribute to the team? rooney wasn't on the pitch when we lost to swansea, right?
the witches in your village have replaced your brain tissues with shanghai noodles. yet, there was joy when
you came out of the uterus many years ago.....if only people had known then that you would grow up
as a useless soul, the midwife would have strangled you with your umbilical cord.

anuofia!

ELYMAXiimus:
Airmark so you couldn't ban cooger but you were quick to ban rebel? Are you scared or what?

Nd it's not only when the curses are directed to you you ban the offender. Others suffer the same here and you let it go.. Abeg no dey let anybody form chairman for here, we are all equal.

may thunder detonate C4 in that cesspit you call a mouth.
only a coward would deliberately misspell my moniker so that he wouldn't get scorched. why would airmark ban me? did i insult him? you want him banned to escape the deactivation of your account when you finally steps to the stage to be decapitated? you have failed woefully!

Kolade354:
Most man utd fans are daft, How will you win the league with 18yrs old martial and wilson upfront with Blind in central defence and reach quarter final in the UCL.........Coogar come and blame rooney,Dopejemi come and blame mourinho,Uniquegem has already blame mata!!! Yeye team

you are a consummate rëtard!
every vermin on the internet wants to throw shots at coogar just because united lost.....as if rooney has never lost a match on a champions league night. if you weren't a fool, you wouldn't be mentioning my name like a vagabond that you are.

open that mouth of yours again and feel the wrath of the gods. i would smack that tobacco-stained teeth of yours out of your mouth and make myself a congolese necklace. blood idiotic scumbag!

freecocoa:
Lol, I thought you were against corporal punishment, or you only support it when it's used on women? Hmmm.

You don't really mean that.

corporal punishment ke?
the women were beaten by the mob.....like naija mob did the ALUU-4 dudes.
this happened in france and the women were beaten on stage by muslim brothers who would not stand and watch their holy event defiled by nudists.

nyabinghi:
so he scored more than rooney and got sold

j.s. park musta scored more than ronaldo in 2009, according to your logic.
saha musta scored more than ruud in 2007 as well.....

sometimes, your argument barely has any head or tail.
RVP had a better min/goal than rooney last season.....case closed!

freecocoa:
I see you, holy holy.

You are right, they didn't have to go there to cause trouble with their b00bz, I don't agree that flogging is the appropriate form of punishment though.

the flogging would serve as a deterrent!
next time, femen would think twice before gate-crashing a religious event in nudϊty

I have said it before, you are a wucked man.

some women deserve to be disciplined thoroughly...

Classsyalabolas:
word my nigga!

& airmark, you didn't have to ban me for such flimpsy reason. this is the rap section not girls section- we hurl swear words at each other daily ,& we don't get emotional about it, because the beef is over tomorrow...

perfect rhymes make the lines too predictable!
why do you think mikuz was blown away when he saw my script last year.... he doesn't even know Arkansas rhymes with hacking saw.

airmark:
Coogar if you cant argue with decorum I am sorry I will keep on hiding your posts. I have made my point, both of them have rhymes that fell and also they included near rhymes, I went for one who has more perfect rhymes. Thank you.

you're the one behaving like an agbero.
my first comment that you hid did not diss you yet you hid it cos you know you are clueless in these matters. do us a favour.....just do your mod job, never ever attempt to judge a battle again. you don't understand how it works.

so according to airmark....

a) ain't that funny, folks rhymes perfectly with have the punk disposed
b) end up a victim = bars a bit, bïtch = corpse in Ekiti!

giyaaz, i ain't trying to disrespect your written but airmark is doing an awful job defending your script.
the second rhyme scheme(b) has no common vowel in the first syllables and yet airmark believes you were perfect rhyming!

airmark:
Ok sir. You can now watch your man utd match with joy. Your boy lost.

i didn't give the W to any of them.
they both had their highs and lows but the quality was there for all to see......
darkrebel is not my boy.....he is his own man and he's not afraid to admit his loss and improve.

that's one quality you should learn from him instead of defending rubbish here about perfect rhymes.
who seeks for perfect rhyming in extreme polysyallbic rhyme schemes?

airmark:
You have right to your opinion. I have right to mine and gave my reasons for giving giyazz the win. I will always rate a textcee with more perfect rhymes than one with lazy rhymes everywhere in a text battle. The battle has been won and lost. Thanks

then you have no intellectual capacity to judge a rap battle....

if you are still fishing for gain, pain, rain, stain, etc in this day and age then go back to your village.

GIYAZZ:
darkenedrebel, Please don't make this battle controversial. Stay away from the voters and let them do their jobs.

FYH is a known vet, so he's qualified to vote. Your excuse doesn't hold water.

Because earlier on this thread, Supermiy wasn't tagged to vote, hence he said he wasn't gonna drop a verd. But then you told him he can, "it was just an omission" remember?

So your excuse is bull. Fuckyouhard's vote stands!!


Current scores: darkenedrebel: 3 Giyazz: 7

Let's have fun!

this giyaaz is funny!
this victory don dey give am hard-on.

this airmark is a lunatic....
so because i told you the truth, you hid my comment?

as old as you are, you dunno balls rhyme with whöre?
even eminem(the greatest writer in the universe) use near rhymes.....vowel-rhyming is very legal.
i even hate using obvious perfect rhymes in my lines....the beauty is to use a word that others wouldn't figure out easily.

rebel was 100% perfect with his rhymes so was giyaaz.
that particular parameter shoulda been a draw.

freecocoa:
You are right about them having no need to disrupt a conference, they should be held accountable for that, not for exposing their b000bz, you holy and tired of seeing b00bz? Nigga please.

i'm the holiest man on this isle.

Well, being whorish is subjective, some people have no issues with that.

islam clearly has issues with it.....
these women have no rights to go to that event to bare their chests....they deserved the flogging.

If the punishment for disturbing the peace is flogging(which is debatable as reasonable or not) then let them be flogged.

they have been flogged already..... i would like to see their faces after the massive beat down.

nyabinghi:
who was our best striker last season

van persie by a country mile!

chrisley024:
Looks like Mata has the no.10.
Good line up just thought Schnerderlin would have been in that midfield to offer protection.
Good luck!

we should be battering teams like PSV to a pulp.
schweini and herrera are enough protection.

let's rumble.....

mikuz:
Hey watch your mouth, before I break it for you.

you are a pitiful excuse of a human being!
what kinda pillock are you that you cannot even organise a tourney properly?

freecocoa:
You are very wicked.

That's the point, these women are fed up with such nonsense, where have you seen men beheaded for protesting against ill treatment?

and the only way to protest with such nonsense is to bare their chest in an islamic conference?
what about holy men like me that are tired of seeing those pancake-looking boöbs in public?
what about the unborn kids that would be forced to feed on those ragged-böobs sometime in the future?
why are these women not concerned about the people that might find their whorish action repulsive?

the women should have been put against the wall and pelted with rotten eggs.
shameless lots....all of them!

nyabinghi:
Coogar how did Rooney score his United goals since he has been eternally fat and lazy ?

how did akinfenwa score his goals?

nyabinghi:
Depay is not, most stikers have been lethargic this season, costa, rooney, kane that is why they havent done much upfront, even aguero hasnt been the aguero of old. As the season goes on they will change. Fellaini isnt an answer upfront alone, he needs to play with someone, maybe rooney, fellaini upfront like rooney, heskey back then or owen heskey combo

aguero & costa have both scored league goals this season.
rooney hasn't scored a league goal yet and he has 1 away league goal in 18 months. rooney's lethargy didn't start this season.....at least for the strikers you have named, they were in super form last season. are you really suggesting a player can be out of form for 9 months?

freecocoa:
And you are laughing?

Those men are crazy.

why won't i laugh?
why would feminists go to an islamic event to flash their b00bz?
you know how muslims take their religion seriously....if a man had done the same, they woulda probably
taken his head off. the ladies should be happy they only got punched and kicked.

nateevs:
Oya correct question for all Chelsea fans.

I commend those who have an opinion on why we this disaster persists. However, I am seeing a lot of people disagreeing with others without stating exactly what they think is wrong.

So folks, what exactly is wrong? Healthy debates please. No name calling. And please don't criticize others if you haven't made a contribution.

the drive and the desire are seriously lacking this time.
it's not a question of quality or fatigue. wetin be fatigue?
the average age of man city squad is 28.1, that of chelsea is 26.1
in a nutshell, city players are much older across the board and yet they have maintained 100% without conceding a goal.

mourinho is also very stubborn.
ivanovic isn't a right back....he's the weakest link in the chelsea side.
everyone knows this but in the past he could nick a couple of goals in a game to cushion his liability status.
this season, he hasn't done anything attacking wise and his area is the most targeted by chelsea's opponents.

cesc fabregas has disappointed a lot.
his general play has deteriorated and even the set pieces are nothing to write home about lately.
i still think he should be playing just behind costa & jose should have gotten a proper MF to partner matic.
the system failure chelsea are experiencing this season has a lot to do with mourinho and this rot started
towards the end of last season......to the preseason and it still persists!

SailorXY:
but Rooney doesn't give a _fuck about pressing defenders or GKs.

When he's through n goal, he doesn't give another _fuck about striking the ball.

I'm yet to hear anyone say United missed Rooney bro, this na my first time!

rooney is the laziest striker ever...
we saw schweinsteiger pressing mignolet all the way from the midfield and putting himself about. if 2-3 players had joined him, we would have scored in that passage of play. rooney rarely presses and when he does, he does it sideways leaving enough distance so that the goalkeeper can shoot. i didn't miss rooney one bit. we are better without him.

this is the best battle this year by a mile....
fecking hell.....see bars!

when a battle is this good, there's no need to disturb the brain to seek the winner.
the audience is the winner. giyaaz was hugely impressive! rebel was rebel.

MVGT: TIE

freecocoa:
Lmao, see the men hiding their 'bear beared' faces, like they haven't seen b00bz before, smh.

pickabeau1:
Free the Nip-ples!!!

RoyalRoy:
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Chai... See as the funky mallams dey hide their faces from seeing a very "free show"!!!
Lmao.
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lilmax:
they don't want to be submissive, so this is a way of showing it

you guys should have seen what happened to the ladies after.....
never mess with muslim brothers.....the babes got thoroughly beaten.

Classsyalabolas:
do you know since when we have been asking him to help us create a thread?- since last week Friday.

now the brawl is in less than an hour & he is nowhere to be found....

just help us do it if you can....somebody must die tonight

use this time to fine-tune your script.
mikuz is notoriously known not to keep to time.
he would come back shortly before midnight to air out his pitiful excuses
and start ranting like a mongoose cornered by a black mamba.

Classsyalabolas:
where is our thread?

coogar, kr0ne, emaprince - can any of you help giyaz & i create our battle thread. the battle is by 8pm ....{10 bars}

mikuz is the host.....
send him an evil mail. he's the lousiest organiser on the planet.
the nucca has prolly run out of data to log on NL.