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debosky: ^^ What happened with Coentrao and Herrera?madrid pulled the plug cos the player they were hoping to get suddenly signed for benfica. we can do without him. fabio, evra, buttner are competent. johnny evans can even play there. i think we are ok! keeping nani is a bonus and we now have fellaini. i am confident we would beat most teams including arsenal. |
lertee: Now tell me why I should take this personal,with this alone you ve only displayed your joblessness to about 5000 active users telling them that your life is useless and you only need to banter words with people on the internet to stay relevant now this is pathetic,cos I don't understand why aa normal and happy person would be glad to be a nairaland worrior,this is a total disgrace on your path,I do not envy you at all.you are a consummate rëtard! every known logic on this planet evades you cos your IQ has a negative integer. nairaland warrior? what has waging wars gotta do with putting simpletons like yourself in their place? Studies showed that depressed people spend more time on the internet,they infilterate social networks and act like king of bugs,my dog you are a typical example. You are so insecured and irrelevant in real life that you decided to take succor on nairaland, every truancy you cannot display in real life you come here to display it to people who do not even know you exist. I bless the man that created this forum if not for him,how would you take care of your brain paralysis,how would you cure your low self esteem how would you keep youself relevant. Jobless dog dominating a forum that doesn't belong to you and yet you are cool about that,you spend 99% of your time here even more than the forum owner, go and create your own if you know you are brilliant enough common dog you can do it.you are running out of steam, bïtch take your sermon to the biggest cathedral near you. depressed? coogar is depressed? lolololol - if you have one-tenth of the good life i have got, you would be the happiest human being in your village. a mendacious feral animal like yourself would not know you have brain damage even if it's plastered on your face - the amount of stupidity platelets running through your veins would sink the titanic. don't worry about what i do on the internet - worry more about how nature bestowed you the eternal gift of idiocy. when your creator was distributing intelligence, you were at the back of the queue throwing temper tantrums! i am not even here to battle you, i am here to teach you the morals you missed while growing up. you should sue every individual that had something to do with your child development. you lack cognitive reasoning, you function on a single digit IQ and i am very sure you would be one ugly obese old hag with the swag of an orange tree. heaven forbid!!! you? my mistress? contrary to what you think, i don't date obese charlatans with buckteeth. everything about that statement is so wrong. what's the meaning of "am" your mistress?. you are so genetically rëtarded i am starting to think you are a product of an incestuous marriage. a careful diagnosis might reveal you have a strain of trisomy-13 in your central nervous system! |
mailmalc: @Coogaryou have also contrived to pull out nonsense from your arsë with this write up. what has pastor biodun gotta do with fake pastors/motivational speakers. it seems you lack common sense and you have argued like a complete obdurate wankër! no one here is saying there are no fake pastors in nigeria. as a matter of fact, the fakes clearly outnumber the good ones but how does that convict pastor biodun? so because 419 scam is epidemic in nigeria makes every nigerian a 419er? biko, go & dust off the fluff in your brain cells - you are arguing like a simpleton! then you argued if ese had provided evidence, she would have looked like a blackmailer. how did you arrive at such nonsense? if her evidence is true then the pastor gets the blame cos he shouldn't really be in bed with anyone, let alone his own church member. how you people reason these days is why the country is backwards. a lot of you guys are not in the right state of mind. you guys should get competent shrinks and a year-long rehabilitation. until i see the evidence, pastor biodun is an innocent man. you have to prove he's guilty not the other way round. |
philips70: Dude I have got nothing to tell you for this self inflicted voltron journey. Like someone said above you just need a brain surgery and you need it very fast. Time is not on your side. If not the good people here will not allow you to continue to turn simple logic upside down just maybe because this so called pastor might be your brother, friend or even maybe yourself.so i am now pastor biodun's relative? the simplicity of the mind of the average nigerian man is worrying. the poverty in the land has turned people's brains from active to docile. your IQ is so minute, one needs an electron microscope to see it. you are by far the most brainless, most worthless, most retardëd human being that has ever posted on this forum. ladepete: And...and this fool too managed to cough out a thousand words without saying anything relevant. without any shadow of doubt, i have seen more intelligent silverbacks at the chester zoo. who are you to consider arguments null & void. are you a chief judge? this is how you village charlatans permeate the internet with your bush mentality. where do you think you are? your family meeting in the remote parts of your village? when your mates were in school copping knowledge in deductive reasoning and qualitative analysis, you were in the bush chasing rodents - i wonder why her evidence. is taking forever to get to the public. all you brood of vipers calling yourself christians, shame on you!!!! you are lucky i am in a good mood this morning - this is the reason i dignified your asinine comments with a reply. normally, i don't give audience to mental handicaps like yourself. you lack the nous to comment on a topic as sensitive as this one so go kill yourself!!!! |
it's a sad day at united..... if it's true we were offered ozil last week and we rejected the offer then moyes & woodward should be sacked. they have proven to be incompetent, lazy, unambitious and generally useless to our cause. wenger could have also argued he didn't need ozil. he had cazorla & wilshere but he still added extra quality into the team. if arsenal gets a world class striker upfront in january, they would become a very difficult team to beat. |
superstar1: is coentrao confirmed now? there were conflicting reports coming in from Spainwoodward faxed the papers too late but i think the FA can give concessions for fax machines jamming & stuff. united can make applications for an extension. if we don't get him, woodward should make sure i don't see him in manchester. BBC update 12:30: Ben Smith, BBC Sport COENTRAO UPDATE "BBC Sport has learnt that Manchester United did submit their paperwork for their season-long loan deal for Fabio Coentrao before the 2300 BST deadline. But the move will only go ahead if both United and Real Madrid entered the correct details of the deal on Fifa's new transfer matching system. The deadline for that system closed at midnight." |
fellaini confirmed - http://m.evertonfc.com/news/archive/2013/09/02/blues-confirm-five-deals £27.5m - that's £4.5m more than his release clause about a month ago. if this does not suggest woodward is a silverback ape, nothing else would. i think moyes/woodward are the worst decisions we have made in the history of man utd concerning our transfer deals. £27.5m for marouane? even more than van persie? it's a disgrace. fabio coentrao is actually a steal - a season long loan? we should make him permanent. i think he can play as a midfielder too - defensive midfielder to be particular. |
superstar1: Fans need to demand explanation for this show of shame this summer. We are now the laughing stock of the whole of Europe. Before we know it, petersborough will be decline our offers. chaiiiiiiiiiiiiwe couldn't even buy a pröstitute from the brothel..... arsenal bought £42.5m under our noses and moyes & woodward are picking their noses. i don't think we are ready to win the title this season - fans need to protest, what are united directors doing with all the money in their kitty? |
Tolexander: please i beg of you in the name of whatever you serve.no need to waste bandwidth on this mollusc - let the charlatan have it here. there are 6 million ways to die and she chose me! |
lertee: Do you know what I wish right now? I just wish you re brilliant but as a dog that you are you don't have a choice than to follow your mistress,coogoat,I am far above you aand you just have to swallow that bitter pill,you are not even enough to banter word with me evidence has shown all over,you may choose to live or die after reading this that is your business but hey dog,I aint through with you yet,when you stop replying how do I get entertained.far above who? you are a product of palm kernel background - when would you stop smoking your own pubic hair? about 50 years ago, you would have been put in a pit waiting to be stoned to death by 12 able-bodied men! you epitomise all that is wrong with the nigerian youth! you are not even good enough to shine my shoes.... this is exactly what happens when 2 similar set of genes are fused together - you have the swag of an inbred. shouldn't you even be in a padded room dressed in a straitjacket with foam in your mouth? when would nurse nkechi learn it can be dangerous leaving a psychiatric patient like yourself on the internet without monitoring your activity. |
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Hahahawe didn't start playing well till the 2nd half and even that was in patches. our first problem was jones/giggs/valencia. there's no sync between those 2 and they cannot cross the ball. we really really missed rafael da silva. can't wait to have him back. the second problem was transition. the entire midfield was hiding. rio/vidic had no one to receive the ball from them - they kept passing back to de gea. no one was willing to show for the ball on half turn and distribute. it was comedy of errors after errors - the loss was fully deserved. |
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Coog dont u think for some reasons there could be a healthy point in Elampiro's gay connections with Wayne? I mean Moyes is already talking like Elampirohe's an idïot - we have lost 6 of the last 7 fixtures at anfield. it has nothing to do with wayne - he's only had a good game there once in his united career - way back 2004/5 season. i was hoping moyes would say cantona would have also made a difference or mark hughes! |
r231:this is my worst transfer window - who should be spending £70m in the midfield if not man utd? the money is there and this moyes maggot with his small-time mentality does not even realise yet he's now the manager of the biggest football institution on the planet. heard moyes was offering bags of rice & potatoes as part of the payment to bring herrera to united. |
afrodoc: LOL@MUFC_Family01: BREAKING NEWS: Ozil has failed his medical at Arsenal due to a dust-induced asthma attack after being shown the trophy room. |
someone punch me in the face! |
[quote author=♛AndrERush♛]Three of our officials are said to be on the spot with a chequebook, and are ready to pay the buy-out clause(for Herrara) , but some administrative issues have been encountered. The three officials are currently discussing their next move over a relaxing pint. Lol[/quote]incompetent woodward.... we need a football director - spurs & city have now shown why we need one. this idiotic woodward went with the team for the preseason to asia when he's supposed to be in manchester looking for deals! he had to be brought back impromptu only for the w@nker to start flirting cesc fabregas & ronaldo. woodward puts the u in useless! |
@KaMaa_MUFc: http:///NKtf2vW8RZ EXCLUSIVE: Ozil joins Arsenal from Madrid for £42.5m as Wenger smashes club record ... #MailOnline |
elampiro: Is this a joke??fall from a highrise and die, mate!!! 1. What is the meaning of the bold part? You are too little to attempt to say bad words to me. Because of football? I send it back to you.fück out of here - mourinho never played football at top level like guardiola, SAF, ancelotti, etc. who reckons with belenenses & sesimbara? if that's what it takes to be a manager, why aren't you the manager of west brom, doofus! mumu - telling me alternative email isn't for password recovery - you are a disgrace to man utd fans. i have been on this forum for about 2 years - you are amongst the worst poster on this thread with your pitiful lies and lack of decorum! |
lertee: Who let the dog out ? Whoowhooowhoowhooo, my dog bark less na,your food is almost ready I see the effect of the ticks on your brain already.bwahahahaha - don't get your knickers in a twist! i was just twisting your nipplë - why would i wish death on you? you serve no purpose either dead or living. frustrated? i have been dealing with consummate rëtards like yourself since i joined this forum - i should show you the carcasses of my victims in my crawlspace - you would probably be the 10,000th prey on this forum i have munched. don't take this personal - this is just me taking the dump on lertee(a delivery girl from papa-johns). you had your chance when katsumoto pleaded on your behalf but like the swine that you are, you came back for your asśkicking. the next time you cross my path, i shall piss in your nostrils. i have a zero tolerance for muppets with mental halitosis like yourself. so steer clear and stop foaming in the mouth like a photosensitive epileptic patient.... |
elampiro: Whether you like it or not Man United website is the best and fairest place to get fans opinion. People there have the same brain as you. So if you think you are superior to them, then you have to get a cure for your pride and pomposity.facebook fans like yourself are mostly idïots! As far as I know, they have done their best to ensure everything is fair and credible. Among the 34 million people there are some people whose academic qualification or football achievement you do not have. Your assumption that you know football more than anyone or any group is enough not to take you even serious.mourinho never kicked a ball - he's one of the top managers in the world. what has football achievement got to do with football literacy? you are a consummate rëtard! On the issue of technology put in place to spy or track humans, you really are so ignorant. I was a regional foreign transfer operations officer of a bank for many years before I took other functions which some were directly involved with things I have discuss earlier. I received a lot of trainings and had an on the job experience on checking foreign transfers for suspicious transactions, money laundering terrorist financing,etc . Security agents like SSS and Police special units at a point had an interface with me for a long time, they would seek the bank assistance in 'chipping' money to be paid for ransom or try to trap them via their account or get MTN or airtel to be monitory phone location and calls. I am deliberating avoiding to mention some things because they are not meant for a public forum. I bed don't push me......who cares about your job experience - it shall not be well with you if you are not pushed after my rejoinder. are you an idiöt? what has your banking experience gotta do with trolls skewing the stats of an online poll! 1. Crime committed via cyber cafe can only be traced to the cafe not the individuals. Caber cafe is a public place. Pinning it to an individual means that person's email user has to be tracked.in nigeria, it's for EFCC agents to lurk around the marked cafe, lure the scammer to get online and catch him in the act. how difficult can that be? 2. Where did I state that the addition of mobile features is to identify the person behind an email? You have started spitting lies to twist the argument. Compound fool.that's what you said - you are a disgraceful pathological liar. you opined yahoo started asking for phone numbers so that users can be tracked. 3. A start illiterate you are go and read widely not just about football statistics. Drones do not stop terrorism financing. Drones do not detect suspicious transactions. Drones do not tell whether Osama Bin Ladin has transferred money to a hundred of his accounts, to 6,000 of his members or whether Boko Haram individuals have 250 email each. You know nothing about internet monitory and suspicion transactions tracking. Your brain is too weak to understand how internet data are collated and classified. That is why you do not understand that IT tech can detect internet multiple users for Man United website.you are a fool terrorists rarely even do with transfer - all international transfers are monitored. all money transfers have a cap so that terrorists don't launder money. if a suspicious transfer has taken place - security units would configure the drones to spy on the bank and do face recognition of all the individuals in & around the bank. face will get a name, name will produce an arrest. 4. The ransom and the bank or telecom companies stuff is a top secrete I can't ever mention here. Just remain in your ignorance. Do you wonder why there is so much success rate in trapping kidnappers now? Okonjo Iweala's mother kidnappers, Nkiru Silvanus adopters and many more were easily captured after the ransom was paid. These are high intelligence matters. Don't try to dabble into issues you are a novice. It is a matter too big for you blocked head.which stüpid success rate? you are a tool - they were captured because the kidnappers were as stupïd as you. most times, the ransom is actually paid and your useless idiotic police force lie to the public people were arrested - how are we even sure the people apprehended really committed the crime? a country where prisoners are swapped to answer for crimes they didn't commit - you must be a consummate simpleton to even believe the nonsense you typed up there.... 5. Requesting for alternative email accounts are not for password reminders. That is what naive men like you are made to believe. Password reminders are done based on test questions and answer. That is the safest and easiest to retrieve passwords. You are so ignorant. A permanent ignoramus.you are a laboratory rëtard security question is an option - alternative email is another option. you get to choose which one is more convenient. look at this tool - i have been using email when you still had shït-stained pampers on your waist with flies buzzing around you as a toddler! An alternate email address is any email address other than your -Yahoo! email address. Your alternate email address can be the email you use at work or school or any other non -Yahoo! email address, such as @facebook.com, or @gmail.com. Benefits of adding an alternate email address We can easily verify your account for you: If you forget your password or your account becomes compromised, a "reset password" link can be sent to your alternate email address. 6. You keep delving into area you have never worked. You know nothing in bank account opening and documentation. You know nothing about KYC. You know nothing about account classification in accordance to risk. If you have opened an account recently in Nigeria and the account officer did not follow you home to verify you are who you say you are and asked your neighbours about you, it is because you either classified to be a low income person or your data already exist or a no risk customer based on your poor/poverty looks.account officer following you home? in nigeria? what a rëtard you must be. what has following you home gotta do with banking? the same nigeria where there's no billing address, the same nigeria with no post/zip code that matches debit/credit cards? the same nigeria where there are no credit checks? elampiro - if stupidity is sold at 1 somalian shilling, you are a billionaire in pounds! I stop here jor.no one cares about the nonsense you write - when you delete, delete yourself from here too. you lie so much, satan is jealous at the ease at which lies roll off your tongue like the waves of the pacific ocean! |
chrisley024: @coogar, i thought he's now on Arsenal's jersey o?! We'll be sure of all these by mid nite.no he's not - he's holding out till the last minute according to my sources. moyes has tabled a bid! OMG! this is the funniest shyte i have read in twitter all day - @Chidimma_CR7_: My family members wont care that I'm lamenting about Ozil or Mufc, they will beat me if this jollof rice burns. |
i am off to twitter - you guys don't have any news? @yellapiss: MUFC now favourites to sign mesut ozil according to sky bet! #mufc #afc http:///tRMXgTvBzo
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[quote author=♛AndrERush♛]We were reportedly close to signing Hazard, heard his agent ridiculous demand of £6m was the reason we couldn't complete the deal. Yes he isn't a striker, but he is an attacker. The plan was to strengthen the attack. Yes we have money, but I think you are forgetting about the dept we are in.[/quote]the debt is no longer an issue... they are just trying to pull the wool over our eyes with the debt. debt cannot stop us from buying 2-3 midfielders especially when we were the champions only last season. |
lertee: yawning severally,these alone has shown how depressed and insecured you are,stop displaying your low self esteem,everyone cannot be as fake as you that uses google for word banter. I am sure you searched through google and you ran out of words on it so you decided to push the blame on your baboon looking face. Even a cockroach would know you aint original with your words,why copy, paste,repeat nd even steal my lines..stealing words online? bwahahahaha! you are a tool - if you ask hard enough, people around here would tell you i invented the grammar. what does it take to compose hard punchlines for a laboratory rētard like yourself? you and i do not belong in the same class. i am a predator, you are a prey.....i eat ruminant animals like yourself for breakfast..... my first observation is you have the intelligence of an unborn foetus. legally, i'm pretty sure it'd be possible to still get you aborted. your existence has to be a disgrace to humankind. it'd be a mercy killing. showing mercy to everyone else in the world by preventing cretins like yourself do not procreate and spread your stupidity gene code. everytime anyone, who isn't an equally rëtarded excuse for a lifeform, is unfortunate enough to read any of your posts that person immediately becomes a less intelligent and an obtuse human being. you are spreading the virus of stupidity on this forum, so die slowly and painfully. may the days you have left to live be 4 times as painful as the last few seconds gaddaffi suffered in the hands of his captors..... amen! |
StarBoard: Or get rid of him permanently. I'm not sure another loan is worth it,given all the effort invested in the chump.he works hard but he lacks zero composure in the final third. hernandez is back now - he made a difference when he came on. his movement caused plenty of problems for liverpool. welbeck needs to relax more in front of goal - moyes said he should have gotten a pen but i thought welbeck was looking for the contact & he hit the deck when he got the contact! welbeck is a good squad player, nothing more..... |
[quote author=♛AndrERush♛]Fergie swore we will never lose the title on goal difference again, and I genuinely feel he would've done everything to strengthen our attack to avoid that happening again. There was talk about us getting Falcao, Hazard and then Luca Moura.... . The bottom line is that we had no intention of keeping both Berbatov and Van Persie at the club.[/quote]hazard chose chelsea the moment chelsea won the CL, we weren't getting him and he's not even a striker. moura is overrated and pricey and falcao wouldn't move last season. he was busy räping chelsea this time last summer in the super cup! We are not a club that signs players just because we don't want our rivals to have them. We just don't have the money like City and Chelsea to afford such luxuries .we do have the money, moyes is just a baboon. who won the premier league last season? what happened to the prize money? what about the contracts we tore last season? about 8 of our reserve players were released - we have only signed varela(£2m), yet we pocketed about £60m prize money for winning the league last season - i won't even talk about revenue from the gates & merchandise! |
lertee: Hehehehe,I can see you are pained and this is the only reason you are not consistent, now listen you product of bestiality,the next time I catch your demonic mother peeping through my toilet hole in the form of a drosophilla melanogaster,I will flush her down to live among the maggots where she actually belongs.can't you see see people are laughing at you? in a bid to sound intelligent, you are using big words to cover up the stüpid genes you inherited from your parents... one more irrelevant vocabulary on this thread and i would time travel back to the 70s and drop your mother at the abortion clinic to have you terminated. your mother that has a record of being the neighbourhood whöre.....she fücks about a hundred men in a week - i was fisting her the other day and somebody shook my hand. Twerp,are you still there,are you still reading this and feeling already depressed? I truly understand your ordeal,the thought of your mother's pathetic behavior is enough to kill you softly you are only suffering from her sins,oh poor you how come the laboratory specimen you call a mother never listened to control,she was sprayed without mercy and even in that process she couldn't help but feed you with maggots now I know the exact reason why your intelligence level is equal to zeroyou are a sort of online life-sucking, soul-draining, leech-like virus, who i'm sure cannot possibly be a real, living, breathing organism beyond the computer screen, but rather a vicious invention developed by drug-fiend & sëxually abusive parents to slowly infect and infuriate human beings from one forum section to the other. the only comfort i take is that perhaps you can be succesfully quarantined on nairaland and you won't spread to the rest of the internet. however, i fear that you're probably already responsible for every single moronic facebook, twitter & youtube comment, forum troll, spam e-mail, fraudulent advert and all the bestiality websites to have ever existed on the blogosphere. |
StarBoard: Seriously what do we do with this fella?Welbeck I'm refering to.send him on loan.....he had a glorious chance against chelsea with all the time in the world to adjust himself & score, but he put the ball to row Q. [quote author=♛AndrERush♛]Berbatov was always going to move on. He wasn't an integral part of the team anymore, he barely even played the previous season. If we hadn't signed Van Persie we would've gone for other strikers.[/quote]i disagree he was supposed to move after 10/11 when he spat his dummy out of the pram when he got left out of the CL squad. however, we couldn't bring anyone in so fergie had to retain him as back up. he came on in some games where we had to rest players or when there were niggling injuries and he did his part! if we didn't sign van persie, who else would have been available? there was no movement in the market - not at the ridiculous prices continental managers wanted to sell players anyway. the market was tighter than a nun's fanny this time last year for strikers - city couldn't land van persie and they found no replacement as back up plan! that was the situation last summer.... quality strikers were tied to their clubs. We all know Ozil is a very good player, no doubt. But we have more pressing issues than getting an attacking midfielder. We need to strengthen the central midfield first, if there's still money to get Ozil, then by all means.i agree the pressing issues need to be addressed but this is mesut ozil. did chelsea not have pressing issues in their attack when they bullied tottenham for willian? you can't let your rivals get a quality player when you have more resources than them. if ozil was going to PSG or milan, i wouldn't even care but to arsenal? arsenal of all clubs? fergie's statue can buy the emirates - we should be bullying those lots to get any player they are interested in. |
afrodoc: i think we should strengthen central midfield first but u have a good point there.buy ozil first - raid any bottom club with a decent hatchet man and we are sorted. there are millions of players like herrerra in the french league. not to many ozils in the world. getting the scarce commodity first should be the main priority - the herreras can wait till 11pm. |
[quote author=Okija_juju]Shocked doesnt even begin to explain how I feel... [/quote] Katsumoto: How did a beautiful thread about Ife turn into an insult-fest for mothers who gave us life? This is too much.cover your eyes, padres! ![]() |
[quote author=♛AndrERush♛]Berbatov was already certain to leave when we signed Van Persie. Just saying.[/quote]he wasn't - if van persie had walked to man city, united would never have let berbatov leave. fergie isn't that daft knowing rooney has glass metatarsals and welbeck can't sort his feet with the ball. |
afrodoc: thats McCarthy (the younger one) not Mcarthur.yes, it's mccarthy..... he was quite good last season,but its a big step up from Wigan to United as Valencia has proved.i need to see more of himhe would be doing the basics - screen the back four, get stuck in and release the pass from 5 yards. we are not asking him to throw raking passes or score goals. young fletcher was like that here....he wins the ball & let scholes deal with the pass. carrick was also like that when he first joined us if he's playing alongside scholes - they all let scholes deal with the distribution. this wigan lad would be a steal! https://cdn.eplindex.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Carrick-McCarthy.png Ozil is a good player but his best position is behind d striker where we already have Rooney and Kagawa jostling for position.our priority should be someone who can play with Carrick in central midfield but has more in his locker going forward than Cleverleywe had rooney, berba and hernandez when we signed van persie. players like ozil are not always available. if there's a chance to sign him, just do it especially if he's joining a title rival. had van persie joined city last season, they would have won the title. |
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