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sinizia:
I know it didn't take place, but there was a plan in place, which still boils down to fans being pet peeved with Wenger's lack of desire to add more, at least a striker.

arsenal fc/wenger have no ambition......RVP was right all along.

sinizia:
I agree that this TW didn't avail much star players, but Wenger should have fought hard for a top striker to spearhead your attack. My opinion though.

they should have signed a striker.
arsenal would have had the best squad in the league if they had signed an elite striker.....wenger is a lunatic.

giroud is shyte
welbeck is perpetually injured
sanogo is self-service.

ELYMAXiimus:
i told you to wake up from that slumber.This up there is the other way round. You suffered a devastating loss in your last encounter.
I'm only replying all these gibberish cos i never planned battling you; like i said before, i've called it a quit.

cos you know you don't stand a chance.

nigga, mikuz and i arent the same.
The comparison is way off.
And he's won just one tourney.

Talking about guguru and epa bars; Would you compare your fadeyi oloro bars to the bars we spit now?

mikuz is better than you a billion times.
this dude is getting gassed because of a tourney. you had the worst bars in the entire competition.
why did you think i labelled you the greek team of euro 2004. nothing you spat in the entire shebang was as good as darkrebel's first battle or that chic that faced sinizia. you just scraped the tourney parking the bus.

keep being grouchy.
i rate these guys you mentioned above you. Emaprince was once consistent. Plus he defeated the bis who destroyed you. Same goes for krone. Plus he a title holder(lord of the rings).

mikuz beat bis, teddy murked mikuz.....by your logic, teddy is better than bis.
its for reasons like this one i don't consider you intelligent. how are you even going to beat me when you have a problem using logic. you are not top-tier. you have never been one and you would never be one.

Uhm, mr coogar, where's your title? What are your achievements thus far? grin pls list them, your fans would like to see them

i don't participate in competitions. i slay kings and gods!

SIRcumalot:
So you're saying Hazard for iniesta ?
How is that going to work considering style of play and position.
Their is no shame in admitting hazard won't make barca's first team.

and yet they say he's in the top 6.
i can name 10 different players that are better than hazard in europe without lifting a finger.
which yeye hazard?

edwife:
I swear,coogar has been stealing from him....

or he's been stealing from coogar. all these naija politicians view as guests on this forum.

edwife:
He didn't bash anything,he only used the dictionary to exercise his vocabulary,instead of him to address fayose accusations,he turned it to a rap battle,abi e no see rap section?

rap battle is about bashing.
putting words together to disrespect one's opponent.

Kimoni:
Lol...you think so? I doubt it sha. It's just like saying FFK will change. Those guys have a consistent history

FFK and fayose are yet to meet their match.
no one has actually done extensive damage to what is left of their credibility. they should hire me for such a job.

Kimoni:
Coming from an Hausaman, I was quite shocked. Forget Fayose, some people cannot just be tamed; I don't see him changing.

fayose will change if people keep bashing him like senator shehu did.

Mourinholic:
Really? Most chances created,if he isn't in form the team turns down....and you say he isn't helping the team?
Not everyone is a goal scorer ... ..
Iniesta is soo poor when it comes to goals and assist...

but iniesta is the king of 2nd assists.
he is the initiator. he dribbles contribute more to created chances than hazard.
when hazard scores a winning goal in a world cup final.......you can start comparing him to iniesta.

hazard is a fraud!

Kimoni:
But seriously Coogar, have you read what that guy wrote??

Bodashee, tell me about it

i saw it....
the penmanship was excellent. someone needed to put a leash on the rabid dog known as fayose.

Kimoni:
@ Coogar

I just read Senator Shehu Sanni's reply to Ayo Fayose and I don't know why, but every line I was reading seemed like I was reading from Coogar. Did you guys to the same school by any chance?

That guy is wicked!!!

bodashee:
Coogar is a mean person nau. I'm the only person he us ever nice to.

you guys should learn to appreciate the finer points of bad behaviour.
sometimes, there's a bit of good in evil.

Classsyalabolas:
I thought you said Mode9 is average.

average to me, but he's a god to elimax

let's strike a deal...If I battle emaprince/Krone or Mikuz & win or lose by just 1 or 2 votes, would you agree to battle me ?

without a shadow of doubt!
anyone who battles the aforementioned names and get a 50-50 battle is a top tier battler. you don't even need to win....just make sure you get up to 40-49% of the total votes casted.

Classsyalabolas:

Coogar is like Mohammed Ali before a fight ...he talks/taunts a lot to disorient his opponent & also to buy him ample time to study his adversary- in this case more time to script bars..If & when he finally accepts to brawl he would have had more than enough ammo..

i don't need days to script bars for elimax.
with the right mixture of drinks and a powerful dr dre instrumental, elimax would join his ancestors within 100 minutes.

ELYMAXiimus:
i don't want to ever see you use that clause again. It's become archaic! You have been saying that since the jurassic times, yet you've had just three battles in this arena - the last of which you were mercilessly whooped.
All you do is build a false reputation by rambling on about how you're "coogar".

the coogar brand is what makes this place jump....
i would be doing your career a whole world of good if i decide to battle you.

Wake up! Stop dreaming, no one thinks you will take the W against me.
If you whoop me you'll get all the credit, cos i won a tourney.
It is I who would get no credit for whooping your sorry @ss.
I mean, what qualifications do you have except yapping your mouth?

mikuz has won 3 tourneys in a roll and yet he died without resistance.
coogar is way above your level of guguru & epa bars.

It behoves me to say;
[b]You are not a lyricist. [/b]You are just a spectator who knows the rudiments of battlerap. Hence you are qualified to judge battles.
Stop stresssing yourself for a whole year just to come up with a verse. Instead, sit back, relax, and watch these guys do it consistently with no sweat.

90% of the NL readership still think coogar has the award of the best script in the history of this forum. i think you need to stop opening that cesspit you call a mouth and enjoy your mini-tourney victory. i don't want to be the bearer of your death. even if you hire mode9, bogey, etc to write for you, you would die rather quick against a flesh-eater like me. go home and sleep.

liricyst:
Well....He's good enough to have a try at it

he's not!
stop gassing this imposter up.....he's not kr0ne or emaprince.
he's at least 2 tiers below me in the art of lyricism.

2legit2qwt:
Mukina2 and I are both enjoying the sun on page 3

then it's time for mukina2 to retire.
page 3? mukina can't see very well again, her eyes are gone.

liricyst:
Smh!

don't shake your head!
do you really think elymax is good enough to box with god?

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one of the ademiluyis should be the next king!
i have spoken to about 55 different kingmakers in the province and they all said the ademiluyi clan is the next in line.

"I ask myself what I can do to become like Messi and Ronaldo, and score 50 or 60 goals in a season, I try but I realise that I will never be a true scorer. It is not in me. It is mainly mental. Sometimes I still think after a goal, 'that's enough. I'm not in search of records like some other players. If I can score between 15 and 20 goals each season, I will be very happy. I'm at a peak of my career but I want to become even better every day. I'm not there yet."

if i were mourinho, i would sell eden hazard to barnsley immediately with this defeatist mentality.
at 23, he has already conceded he would never become leo messi or ronaldo.....this is the weakest mentality i have seen in a player in the history of football. and yet, deluded Chelsea fans still believe this imposter would win ballon d'or one day. i laugh in eva carneiro.

ELYMAXiimus:
i was already having a nice rest with the gods when liricyst called saying, you wanted to rumble.

This is how you always yap your mouth at first. Then when you sense the impending danger you become petrified, looking for ways to cleverly elude what is to come.

You scared of being usurped?
it's quite perceptible, how you keep hiding that fear by professing what you're not.
Talk is cheap, once-in-a-blue moon rapper. Brawl often nd let your bars talk.

You call those guys rookies, but they are far more consistent than you.
If everyone were to script one verse per year like you do, everyone would be doper than than everyone.

Get your balls together!

it's not my fault i script one verse per decade, its just that i have run out of netcees to kill.
the coog won't waste his time scripting for infants like yourself. it does nothing for my glory. if i kill you, i get no credits. everyone generally expects such outcome. you have not earned the stripes yet to clash swords with a monster like me.

SailorXY:
But he said he was born in Europe na
Surely the necessary vitamins couldn't have been in short supply eh

born in europe?

mukina2:

mukina2, what is your current position?
i have been holding continuous night vigil for your team to at least get to the first page.

ELYMAXiimus:
how will you be sure; when it takes you aeons to come up with a verse.
Me, rusty? Really?

When was the last time i battled? When was the last time you battled?
It seems ibime ravaged your memory in that last encounter.
So this taunting comment of yours is to daunt me or what?
I've always been fit for battles. I've never shown any sign of faltering. You've got no excuse.

you would be making the biggest mistake of your life if you attempt it....
be warned....this isn't your tourney of rookies where your below average bars sunk battle-worn foes that came your way. this is the arena of death where your head would be taken off and sent to your siblings without remorse.

Don't you think it's hightime you stopped being ludicrously narcissistic? Action speaks louder than words, man.
Everyone is getting bored of these "talk, talk and talk" of yours.

Stop rambling! Lets get it when you ready. It would be a pleasure!

ludicrously narcissistic? you ought to be warned so you know what you are up against.
go home....go and enjoy your last victory. you're not yet ready to face a carnivore like me. you would be eaten up within seconds.

Kolade354:
Than God you admit Martial is a Rookie......€300m buy-out clause for De gea who is leaving for his Home come Next year, you must be joking!!!

you type bereft of common sense....
if de gea signs a new contract with man utd, would he be going next year? why do you people just type without any evidence that you took the necessary vitamins during infancy?

vincente del bosque is already threatening de gea that he will not make spain's squad next year if he doesn't perform for man utd.....and yet ruudie is saying we don't hold the 4 aces? if we can throw £36m at a rookie in france, there's no limit to what we can offer de gea to stay. woodward should get him signed on a 6-year contract with a £300m buy-out clause.

even if wenger didn't sign anyone......i'm just happy debosky is still alive.

ELYMAXiimus:
huhahihahohaheha.... *laughing in chinese*

after all said though, i'll like to know if you really want to battle.

i am not even sure....
i have my doubts this is going to be another easy victory for me as usual..... you would then blame jupiter, rustiness, buhari, lack of sleep, etc on your loss. i think you need to battle 2-3 people first to shake off your cobwebs.

chrisley024:
Ooh! Doesn’t look like he has a bit of happiness. Can he be trusted to man our post?

Let's see how it unfolds.

he has to perform to fight for a shirt for euro-2016.
i dunno why people are forgetting this. casillas is no longer in madrid. the fight for spain's #1 has never been more open.

RuuDie:
I am afraid you are wrong... we hold no aces! Only Sir Alex can get DDG to sign a new contract - even that is a very long shot!

we hold the 4 aces....
de gea is here with us for another year. i would be surprised if we don't offer him a new contract in the excess of £280k per week. united's statement last night reeks of a new contract. it says....

Manchester United acts appropriately and efficiently in its transfer dealings. The Club is delighted that its fan-favourite double Player of the Year, David de Gea, remains a Manchester United player

Pataki:
DREAMER! Did you read the point no 1 as released by Real Madrid? They wanted him, but ManU did not open the door for negotiations till yesterday.

Ah well, January is almost here.

they can't get him in january.
his contract does not end in january....he would be cup-tied in the UCL by tonight when we register him in our squad. the odds are stacked against madrid and fact remains madrid waited till the last day of the window to tender their official bid. where's the proof that madrid made any bid before last night?

ELYMAXiimus:
I had called it a quit. But i must say, it's been pretty difficult to keep off completely, as some evil ideas keep flocking in mind.

I feel pity for coogar though, making me his choice of opponent.

Cos this time, if i should grip that pen. . .

if you grip the pen against me, you would die gripping it.
this is coogar we're talking about......NL should start preparing your grave. i would so destroy you to the point of deactivating.

Pataki:
Next year DDG is a free bird. ManU do not need to reply RM.

he can still be offered a new deal before next summer. anything can happen now....
de gea would certainly feel real madrid didn't do enough to get him. they had the entire summer to tie this deal and they waited till the last day. that does not look like they were gagging to get him. united still hold all the 4 aces in this saga.

raumdeuter:
No problem Madrid would get de gea for free by January

they can't get him for free by january.
his contract ends next year summer....however, madrid can sign a pre-contract with him by january.

Pataki:
I actually kinda like the deal as I have always enjoyed the passion with which ManU scouts for youthful talents out there in the past. What I do not like is the ridiculous payment made which I partly blame on ManU for holding back till this late. It places unnecessay pressure on that kid which you have rightly said.

I read that 36m is just a part payment for Martial.

van gaal should be slapped for paying such huge amount on a kid.....but at least, he recognises the fact that we need a #9.

real madrid are a bunch of divas. they have released a statement trying to blame man utd for de gea's failed transfer.

1. Manchester United did not open negotiations for David de Gea's transfer until yesterday morning

2. Real Madrid, despite the short notice and difficulties caused by this, agreed to enter negotiations

3. When United entered the negotiations, they made it clear that an agreement had to be reached with Real Madrid goalkeeper Keylor Navas and started talks with his representatives

4. Real and United reached a rapid agreement on the transfer of both players. The required documents were drafted leaving sufficient time in order to proceed with the FIFA TMS procedure before the Spanish deadline. Real forwarded the contracts to Manchester United at 13.39 Spanish time.

5. Man United sent the contracts back to Real eight hours later at 21.43 Spanish time, including minor modifications. All the changes were accepted immediately by Real in order to get the player registered with TMS and the Spanish league

6. Real Madrid, after obtaining the signatures of De Gea and Navas, sent the signed contracts back to United at 23:32 Spanish time. Real then waited to receive the final documents signed by United.

7. United reached a final agreement with the representatives of Keylor Navas at 23:53 Spanish time. It was at that time that the contracts were sent to the player and signed.

8. United entered the data for De Gea into the TMS system at midnight Spanish time but not that of Navas. The signed transfer contracts were sent to Real simultaneously. Real received the full documentation at 00:02 and tried to access the TMS system, but it was already closed.

9. At 00:26 Spanish time, the computer system of FIFA TMS sent an invitation to Real Madrid to fill in the data of De Gea. Given that the deadline for registration in England remains open today, Real decided to refer the contract to the Spanish league, even knowing that the deadlines had expired

10. In short, Real has done everything necessary, and at all times, for these two transfer to go through.


a news media in spain is saying woodward/LVG did this deliberately to avenge the sergio ramos deal. if that rumour is true then i say well played woodward.

Pataki:
LOL! It is your time to gloat. Keep in mind, Falcao once completed his medicals, Di Maria once completed his medicals. Enough said!

i don't like the martial deal......he's too young for the kinda pressure we have already placed on his shoulders.
any wrong touch now would be exaggerated by the english media. for that price, we should have sought out a more established striker. unless he comes here with the ronaldo attitude and bangs in goals......it's a shot in the foot for us.

Pataki:
Coogar well played! You won this time around. Feel free to gloat!

i always win.
how many times are we going to break your heart this today?

-de gea stays
-martial completes his medicals.

pataki, i think you need to lie down now and recover from these body blows.
el-feminine should be placed on a suicide watch with immediate effect - he was so convinced de gea would move. sources from skybet are saying el-feminine placed a bet on his house that de gea would live. el-feminine is now homeless, we should do a trust fund here on NL and buy him a blanket and an inflatable mattress.

MrLouisVanGaal:
Even though i dislike this Elf and his group of dwarf minions here, coogar i agree with some of his points.

This came out directly from sky sports live transfer centre and i posted it here yesterday

why are you quoting sky sports live transfer when they also rely on the rogue guillem balague's opinion.
la liga has come out to say they did not receive any piece of document concerning david de gea's transfer to real madrid. la liga transfer window closed yesterday, premier league's transfer window closes today. common sense dictates de gea's transfer document should be the first priority instead of navas' transfer.

fact of the matter is real madrid couldn't meet up with united's valuation of the player. benitez wasn't prepared to pay excess of £30m for a goalie on his last year of his contract. the whole paper work jamming nonsense was from marca and balague. there's no element of truth in it. if it was a case of documents not opening, la liga would have heard about it. la liga headquarters have strongly denied anything relating to david de gea's transfer to real madrid and thus FIFA will not do squat about the situation.