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Kimoni:
Coogar, you dey vex o
You always leave me confused on where to start my response from

there's no confusion here....

Let me take you to my opening post and the surveys/research that were carried out. It says working women are contributing more than ever financially but still taking up more if not all of the chores at home. Isn't this a worrying trend? How do we sensitise men to do more chores at home, if you agree with the results of the surveys.

i don't see any worrying trend here.....
if women think they are getting the wrong end of the stick, they should contribute less financially. men cannot be sensitised to do more chores at home cos most of them were never even taught to handle chores. culturally or traditionally, the expectation has always been for the man to go out there and bring the bacon home by any means necessary while the women have always been trained on how to manage herself in husband's house

ELYMAXiimus:
i don't blame you though. I blame that silly nigga and the b1tch who bore you as his seed.
He shoulda ejaculated you into a pig's vagina. If he had done that, you wouldn't be here talking this rubbish. You would be an animal living in a refuse dump, spewing trash as usual. I wouldn't be spending valuable time replying all these.

says the vagrant who came into the world as a product of a cheap drunk bukkakë session with vigilante members. your one-eyed mother got deflowered by a horse. at least 5 members of this forum all witnessed the incident and they are ready to testify if you make any attempt to deny it.

Of cos i didn't expect you to accept . You helped me accomplish what i've been trying to prove - it takes you aeons to come up with a verse.
I wanted them to know who would actually duck if it comes to bars.
I aimed headshots at you on ffr. You became restless, you couldn't reply instead, you came back here to rant.
I told you you're not a vet. Vets drop bars effortlessly, anytime, anyday. You're not even average.

Now, i'm done talking.
Don't quote me.

you are a capital knucklehead.
aim headshots at me? lololol. you call that nursery rhymes headshots?
no wonder know one rates you here........you can only bark, you never bite!

my vet status was established when i slayed the kings and the vets of this section from day one.
like i told you earlier, i started from the top.......you are unrated because you started from the bottom and you are still at the bottom.
kill a couple of vets and you would be noticed.....until then, you shall always remain underground like the chilean miners.

airmark:
I am here to always expose your football analytical twaddles. Every sane mind know depay underperformed in Swansea match and majority would validate my view. But your own monkey will call orange, banana because of severe hunger. All your efforts to defend scamming depay's woeful epl performances are claptraps and further showed, you are a spurious fellow. Hazard's past is what depay is dreaming of. Asinine, keep shifting goal post to paint depay in wonderful colours; from Tottenham is harder to play than Swansea, to Swansea was playing at home, to fake player rating web link, to players ratings were done by cricket fans. Next , you will say Depay could nt perform because of bad weather in England and most importantly he is not wearing red boots. Dimwit

idiocy has been genetically infused in your bloodstream....
you are comparing depay that has banged in 2 goals in 6 games for man utd to hidden hazard that has 0 goals in 5 games. yet, you claim to always come here to expose analytical twaddle when you keep shooting yourself in the foot like a paraplegic nuisance with poop for brains. every sane mind knows underperformed against swansea? how did hazard perform at home against swansea? like a balon d'or winner? depay is a bloody good player.......his record speaks for itself. hidden hazard keeps getting pilloried by the managers of his club and country. the best player in the premier league has now fired blanks in 5 games in a row for his club......may your destiny deteriorate like hazard's current form in the name of jesus.....amen!

pickabeau1:
edwife

Super!

I am still trying to understand the chores that make some sore on this forum

cooking food for themselves and their own children is a chore.
cleaning after themselves is a chore.

funlord:

SKIDmark don vex my guy! Lmfao!

it's tedious arguing with a complete plonker.....

tess1:
The bolded is exactly what i am saying. Rooney isn't a classic number 10 or a midfielder but a striker and he's playing that position because of his link up play and striking instinct. He'll always have a fair share of goals as a striker in that position. It is always a tactical advantage to the team because they will be playing as two strikers whether one is ahead or on level in tactics formation(442/4411) which has always been peculiar to England national team.
This is unlike the classic number 10 (trequartista) who will

he doesn't have the instinct of a classic number 10.
he cannot pass the ball unless it's 70 yards. his first touch is horrible, he does not possess the skill to thread that eye of the needle kinda pass to strikers. classic number 10s are david silva, george haggi, messi, coutinho, maradona, zidane, etc. these ones have an incredible dribbling skills and killer passes that would unzip any defence no matter how much they wanna pack the bus. rooney started as a forward and then as the years rolled by he knew he was never good enough to be the lead striker for club and country. this is why his position is not definite. people argue for years over his best position. rooney himself does not know his best position. one moment he loves to play as #9, the next moment, he's fighting to play as #10.

ELYMAXiimus:
When will you learn to talk straight? Airmark are you seeing this?

So you said I should pop a thread just so you could rant in it? You no sabi lie.

these people are bored of these rants already.

15bars when you ready!

you are a midget when it comes to battling.
15 bars with who? when you successfully manage to beat a vet....then we can talk.
for now.....stay in your lower-tier echelon abeg. coogar has got bigger sharks to fry.

Kimoni:

Coogar, you sound like you are truly tired and angry. I don't even know how to respond to this
Lemme give you some time to calm down

Okay, how mothers coped because they were not expected/mandated like we do now to contribute financially to the running of the home. Even if they were in any minor or major business/career, the income was spent strictly at their discretion. I can't remember asking my mother for my school fees or giving her the NEPA bills, it went straight to my dad. But I remember going to her for any money that involved school excursion, cultural day, send forth party, end of the year party and all other miscellaneous expenses. I didn't even have the liver to go to my dad for such things but clearly, that ain't the case anymore. That's the difference Coogar. Things have changed significantly on that level but not so much in the home

things haven't changed.
women worked in the days of our parents as well even though i can agree men still shouldered the bulk of the expenses. these days, more women are working and men still shoulder more responsibilities than the women. women still get to keep the bulk of their salaries for their own selfish purposes while using their favourite slogan...."ain't you the man of the house?" the only difference i see is that women have become more smarter to scheme men and squeeze his pockets till the last penny drops out of it.

airmark:
As usual poor Home and away apologetic. So Juan mata, Damian, Schneiderlin, Luke shaw and smalling who played better than your scam Depay, all have houses close to Liberty stadium in Swansea? Is n't it ludicrous that your new Cristiano ronaldo was n't in top 3 united performers of the day against a team that has n't gone to UCL (in your voice )? You are a fvcktard. Dolt, below is the link for you to check its realness and acceptability.

http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/matchday/matches/2015-2016/epl.html/swansea-vs-man-utd

you are a consummate retard!
so you are using the opinion of other people to tell me who did well in a particular game?
are you out of your mind? what statistical evidence was used to come up with the useless ratings you went to dig out? this is why it's tedious to even engage in any verbal exchange with you. you lack the intellectual standing to quote me on football matters. coogar might need to get a restraining order against you on a permanent basis. i am yet to see a more brainless human being on this forum.

tess1:
What i have said is that he has majorly played as a striker in two striker formation which will always give him an opportunity to score goals.
That's also why i said that the all the goals he has scored in this qualifying has been as a striker.

rooney is hopeless.....
he has been lucky throughout his career that he was named the golden boy ever since he scored that screamer against everton in arsenal's first attempt to create the unbeaten run. rooney ended their run in their 30th game unbeaten. he has also been lucky no one else has been excused for poor performance in the history of association football as rooney. why won't he break england's record? it took the lazy berbatov only 70 games to score 48 international goals for a poor country like bulgaria. klose has 71 in 116 and england are celebrating rooney's record of 48 in 105??

afrodoc2:
Exact same point i made.
Henry had the superior talent and over the course of a whole season he gets the nod, but if it is a single game for all the marbles it has to be DD.

the most consistent player over the season should take the nod then not a striker who drinks alomo bitters before entering the pitch and gives a flash-in-the-pan performance. henry is miles better than DD. how many league goals did DD score against man utd in his 9 seasons in the premier league? how many did henry?

airmark:
I am not disputing eden is in great form right now, but he is far away from your Depay scam of all time. Now I remember you argued that it was because you played a bigger club than Swansea that was why Depay did nt shine against spurs.

when hazard becomes the league's top scorer like depay did last season then hazard can beat his chest....

Now what about the Swansea game m0f0, what happened to your dedebt? You bufoons should stop your dindinrin talks on depay, Hazard's achievement over the years is what depay will quit football for when achieved.

the only thing your creator forgot to bless you with is intelligence.
hazard played at home against swansea. depay played away against swansea. even a kid of 5 would spot the difference in your moronic analogy. then again, what's the credibility of the site you posted? with hazard's cock-lickers like yourself populating the blogosphere....it's not hard to see why the poll would favour him in a match where he made little or no contribution overall. you need a sponsor to buy you artificial intelligence cos the one you were supposed to get as a human being is seriously lacking.

chrisley024:
Michael Carrick has withdrawn from the England squad due to injury, casting doubt on his availability for Manchester United's clash with Liverpool on Saturday.

It happens every time he joins England.

he's reserving himself for a more important game.
i really dunno why he still makes himself available for the shitty 3 lions. after being marginalised to massage the egos of useless players like lampard, gerrard, barry, scott parker, etc in the midfield.....carrick should just retire from international games. the 3 lions do not deserve carrick at all. he should just concentrate on his man utd career. he has won the most meaningful titles of all english midfielders.

debosky:
^^ Women are overworked by being expected to drop cash and do all/most of the housework.

It's not fair.

how did our mothers cope?
i am extremely tired of the complaints of the 21st century wives.

ask them to stay at home and they would complain that they are being marginalised.
ask them to work 9-5 and they would still complain they do all the work.

airmark:
How did I miss this punch line on a sunday night?. Where is coogar ? I think it's high-time man utd looked towards a YOUNG player Ashley young, rather than a depay claiming young ronaldo while he has been ineffective like an old man.

your brain is a terrible thing to waste.
surely, depay has done better than hidden hazard this season.

the belgian manager said hazard was his worst player during the international break....

'He (Hazard) was the worst tonight.'


jose mourinho also said....

"If you are the best in the league, I think it should be a good responsibility to have a similar season than in the previous season.
You have players who have fantastic seasons and fantastic moments and the next season do not have the same. If you ask me, 'Will I accept this and wait calmly for the performance level to be back? No."

eden hazard is a fraud.
another flash in the pan player like kevin phillips of sunderland.

ELYMAXiimus:
That was you making the call out . now f*ck off my mentions!

I'm busy. No time to play with kids.

you are a tool!
that statement simply means you should set up another thread where my disses would drown your entire life instead of your nuisance constitution on this one. who would battle you? no single poster here even thinks you would get a draw against me...let alone win. you are too wack to cope in the arena of elite textcees.

hensben:
Drogba played lesser games at international level when compared to Henry but had more goals.

international games?
do you type with your common sense?

you want to compare the tough european countries thierry henry must play against to qualify for big tournaments to togo, equatorial guinea, comoros island, zimbabwe & namibia that drogba get avalanche of goals against. drogba & henry played the same amount of league games in the EPL and henry scored 70 league goals more. that's the end of the argument. henry would score 200 goals for CIV if he was from abidjan.

ELYMAXiimus:
you just keep rambling.
i didnt spell ur name right because i was trying to avoid ur rants.
I wanted to see bars. That's why i went to drop a quickee on ffr. There, i tagged your nick. You didn't reply that instead, you came back here to rant as expected. So you're finally ready to unleash that verse you've been writing since january?

you don't deserve any script from me.....ready to unleash what?
i write bars to make small dosh by the side.....you think i have your time to be typing for someone this whole community knows cannot win against me? i don't go after gnats and ticks.....i go for the big sharks in the pond.

you are a fool. I will see at least five freestyle verses from you before accepting your worthless call-out.
I told you, you have to earn it. I am not your average battler, fool.
I am not the same as these guys who stoop so low just to battle a nonentity like you.

who is calling you out?
me? call you out? you are not in anyone's top 5 since you brought your diseased self into the forum
coogar's intention has been clear since day one.....only 3 textcees were on my list as at spring of last year.
about 2 more have joined that list since then. my next battles would be against emaprince or theprekky if and when they are ready for me.
you are too wack to get a battle from me.....i will not let you use me to gain NL popularity. you don't deserve it.

There are names in this section which max is itching to lock horns with. Coogar ain't one of them.
You have just two fluke wins and one devastating loss, go flex some bars on ffr.
Happy sunday.

but those 2 wins were against the top 5 on the forum.
you have had 100 battles that were against the minnows and the lilliputs out here.
one big battle = 100 lilliput battles....so technically, i am more respected than you.

everyone that has contributed to this issue has told you that you have no chance against me.
suck on that for a moment.....my class speaks for itself, i wouldn't like to rub it in your face.
my pen game is many light years ahead of yours. you can never ever reach my penmanship.
so in oshiomole's voice.....go & die!

hensben:
Henry is 500000 times better than drogba? So drogba wasn't a beast right? Lol you guys don't even know how to be bias, you do it openly and I ask were is your football knowledge. #pathetic

drogba was a beast in his own right as well but beast pass beast......
when henry was at his prime and he had this rivalry with ruud, henry was untouchable. you need to see the kinda goals that dude was scoring for fun in the EPL. i will never forget his goal against united at highbury in that their invincible season. it was from 50 yards or so and the shot just flew straight into the net like a rocket. saha rescued united with a late equaliser......abeg, you couldn't touch henry then.

it's fair to say fellaini is the life-line of the belgian team.
another header scored last night.......hazard could only score an awoof penalty yet again.

Classsyalabolas:
Coogar vs me will be inferno on this forum ..
If I have to skip work just to script, I would...it would be the best battle in NL's history !

win this new tourney and your dream might just come true.
you have definitely come of age in the past year......and yes, your fans would make the battle the most viewed battle in the history of the forum.

ELYMAXiimus:
out of these four, only jigs nd 5naira have graced that thread more than me.
I will be back soon.
Talking about going back and forth with bars; are you kidding me? You know that's not possible with cooger
that nigga can only go back and forth with rants.

you are a pathetic tool!
deliberately misspelling my moniker so i don't see it in my mentions is an act of cowardice. you think i have time for guguru & boli 2-syllable nonsense you dropped on FFR? if dem born your papa well, set up a thread and watch your entire life vanish in a flash right before our eyes. the days of going on FFR so that plonkers like you can copy off me is well and truly over. if you are worthy of your weight.....bring your guns to a battle arena and let's see...

anuofia!!!

elampiro:
I was always for Henry a zillion times better. But that last post by the guy behind this new moniker almost made me changed my mind.

don't change your mind......drogba has always played in a much better team than henry did in the EPL.
if you have a team as strong as chelsea's in the mid-2000s with an evil genius of a manager known as mourinho, then you would always score in a cup final. last week, SAF said he made so many decisions that has cost united plenty of titles. all those times SAF would leave the big guns on the bench and play rookies in cup finals are foolish decisions jose mourinho would never make. as far as jose is concerned, every match is worth winning----he doesn't downplay any competition.

Drogba has scored in virtually every final. Na Jaz? He is such a lucky guy on final days. I remember 2007 FA Cup final, we did very thing but only one moment of lost consecration and Drogba scored.

drogba & henry played the same number of league games in the EPL....henry scored 70 league goals more.

RooRuudRonSaha:
i am done debating this, henry isnt greater than king didier who played till the age of 38 in europe unlike henry that fled europe at a younger age than didier.

henry is 5000000 times better than drogba!
i never liked the prick when he was at arsenal but he was a beast! who even compares henry to drogba apart from renties who only started watching football in 2012.

thierry henry to drogba?
was there anything he didn't do in the premier league? christ.....he's a goal machine and the kinda goals he scored were out of this world. drogba is a beast and a game changer but there's no way he's better than henry at any point of drogba's career.

ELYMAXiimus:
i'm beginning to think you had garry ijebu for lunch.
It's probably affected your cerebrum.
Teddybiyasi should come tell when she and mik ever locked horns.
They only threw shots at each other in FFR.
Redundant fella who keeps obssessing over someone who isn't as old as his last daughter

your father is a lunatic.....he musta had a huge influence on you.
teddy destroyed mikuz on FFR and kim never bothered to reply her.

only bis was top tier at the time you brawled him. And the consequence for you was r@pe.
You got molested to the point that you started considering doing a trans-gender!

sid, kim and bis were top-tier on NL before i brawled them
kim had just beaten bis when i first arrived on FFR. i killed bis and he was too scared to reply.
then kim offered to take me and he got killed. sid killed kim too and sid offered for a brawl....and he got killed as well.
DBR also wanted a slice of cake, i killed him and he never replied.
it's not about how many cheap battles you have had, it's about who you have fought.
quality kills quantity, slowpoke!

aint nothing debatable about that brawl. It was an avalanche, a landslide!
You got buried alive. And you have no excuse whatsoever.
The only excuse you could have is that you didn't get up to a year to script as usual. This time you had six months to prepare.
And me against bis would be a good match up. Anything could happen. I don't shy away from battles with the fear of losing.

even ibime himself would slap you for this....
a landslide is what i did to kim and siddoggg where no single poster voted for them.
ibime vs coogar was a debatable battle......many of the judges were even saying i should add more to my script to level up with ibime. ibime himself said he respected my verse while you are here disgracing your father's name to gain cheap popularity.

first of, you and i in a ring would never happen. You'd have to earn it.
Secondly, you are way below the calibre of the nuccas i've sonned. So you had better wake up from this daydream of yours.

when i don't even consider you top-tier.
you are shooting yourself in the foot.....the only 2 guys i have business with yet are kr0ne, emaprince and darkrebel(if he beats one top tier netcee or wins the forthcoming tourney). i don't rate you.

you are even exposing your weak @ss the more.
You were the one who made a call out to mik even when the verdicts of the brawl between him and sid had not been concluded.
Plus their brawl ended a tie.
You keep lieing as usual to cover up.

mik me out, you slowpoke. i never wanted mik.
as far as i was concerned then, he wasn't that good but he was the people's champ.
when it looked like i was ducking him, i decided to brawl him and he died instantly.

You called out mik while he was still in a brawl.
What kind of a real nigga does that?
I have been in a brawl. I dare you to sign up for the on going tourney and see if you would make it past the first round.

mik wasn't in a brawl when he called me out.
stop misappropriating the facts. mik wanted me so bad to shut me up cos i was always on his back on the FFR pages.
coogar? sign for on going tourney? it's basically for losers like yourself who are still cutting their teeth.
i have paid my dues....i don't need any tourney to coke up the coogar brand. from the outset, i made my intentions known that only 3-5 vets are worthy of my time here......unfortunately for you, you are not one of them.

lolololol..... You are a glorified fool. Your bars are no longer of this world because they have become wack as f*ck.
This planet can no longer put up with your fadeyi oloro bars.

the same fadeyi oloro bar made the list of the best bars of 2014.
that same bar murdered the most fearsome netcee in 2014....i am all about hilarious punchlines.
something you or the 500 generations before and after you cannot comprehend.
stop reaching beyond your station, you are not rated here or elsewhere.

There are great consequences if you dare drop any of those loathsome scripts of yours.You would get sent to hell to suck lucifer's balls if you try anything funny!

what consequences?
i have never been decisively beaten in a battle brawl. never ever!!
ibime got a dodgy W cos he had much more longer script.

ELYMAXiimus:
hahaha. Your own popularity is among the non-textcees outside this section nd urself.
You're just contradicting yourself. You later said mik was not a vet b4 he took part in that tourney(which was when you brawled him). And now youre saying you've killed vets.

kim wasn't a vet to me....if he was, i would have been scared to even face him.
however, kim was the people's champ and i had to repsect that. i remember airmark used to blow bubbles up kim's arse back then
goats like you started from the bottom.....i started from the top instantly.

you're just too dumb. See how you keep opposing yourself?
So bis was not a vet before he took part in that tourney? After you brawled mik didn't he take part in a tourney?
You are beginning to run out of things to say.

after i brawled mik, bis never took part in any tourney...
but then you are amnesiac. 90% of what happened to you yesterday didn't even register in your brain.
the lack of vitamins in your system is beginning to manifest it's symptoms.
in which tourney did bis participate after june last year? if i can recollect accurately, bis had actually retired by then. he came out of retirement to face me after he saw my quality bars against sid.

Bis was already the ruling head here. Yet he took part in the tourney to stamp his authority properly. That's what Vets do.
you are talking like a psychotic reta.rd. Insecure for what? That i'm not good or what?
You're the one who feels insecure here. This is why you always try to cover up ur weak @ss with excess rants. Those guys you call newbies are by far more worthy opponents for me.

you have the brain capacity of a slug.
bis had retired by the time i came on FFR last year.
he didn't take part in any tourney after i battled kim. stop lying to cover your weak status here.
you are the insecure child that has to mention the weak tourney you won to measure your flaccid pënis.

I never wanted to brawl your sorry @ss. If i wanted someone, it'd be bis, krone, ema, lime and others that i haven't brawled before.
ur fadeyi oloro bars are what makes you think you qualify to lock horns with max-cray? Pft!
You have to kill niggas back to back like real vets do. And not clinging on to a 2-time fluke win forever. You don't have anything else to boast of except 2 fluke wins.

when you do something one time, it can be flukey.
when you do it twice, it's no longer a fluke. my fadeyi oloro bars still bettered anything you have scripted on this forum.
you are a nobody trying to be somebody. mention one battle you have respectfully won? mention 2 big names you have respectfully brawled?
you are calling yourself top 5 and yet you haven't actually battled anyone in the top-5? you are a disgrace to your village.
about 500 years ago, such chest-beating would have your family stoned to death by 12-able bodied men.

Telling me to start mentioning names is very spastic. I've got nothing to prove to u of all people. You're just a stupid slyd0uche who daydreams too much. You should be honoured i'm making out time to reply these trash comments.
that's because your memory keeps obliterating by the minute!
You yourself praised my verses above the heavens. You couldn't contain the excitement you felt after reading my luscious piece of work. you are beginning to snitch on yourself.

praised your verses?
i compared your progression in the tourney to the greek team in euro 2004.
if you actually think that is a compliment then you are a big tool with poop for brains.

Try harder to fault my triumph, you would always fail.
You just keep mentioning names.
As If you're better. ARe you better than rebel?
As far as i'm concerned, everyone who took part in that brawl is better than you. They had balls to take part in a tourney. Even gladyys.
of cos, you would know textcees who aint scared of the ring.

i am better than everyone on this forum
i do not battle because the people i have called out aren't interested.
some few months back, i called out emaprince and he told me he was busy.

Speak for yourself, hypocrite.
When last did you see coogar in any list of d0pe heads?
Only the non-textcees whose heads you've filled with lies think you're d0pe.
None of the oldheads of this section think you deserve to be hyped at all.
shut your yap! Before amadioha strikes your jaw from a cumulonimbus cloud.
Coogar is the god of rants on NL.
You don't stand a chance against the least ranked battler in this section if you don't get a year to script.
All i need is a summer solstice to have u incinerated.
it took u 3 different years to script those three verses for each of them respectively.
u aint even ashamed. U only talk about those 3 brawls.
Boring cat

the rants of a lunatic.
all your brawls are just quantity. no single quality brawl in them.
you are a disgrace.....people shudder in repulsion when they read your stuff.

ELYMAXiimus:
you know, there are somethings one outgrows. E.g immaturity, rants, wailing like a p+ssy nd so on.
Apparently, you haven't outgrown any of these. I can see stupidity radiating from your every comment.
Who told you you're a vet?

i am a vet cos i have killed vets!
you are a fool - you have yet to take on anyone with meat in their spine for you to be taken seriously. your popularity is amongst rookies.

You said vets don't take part in tourneys; this just goes a long way in explaining how much of a sap you are.
So why did mik participate in the kings tourney? Why did ibime participate in the one before that?
Why did kr0ne take part in the lord of the rings?
Any good Lyricist would take part in tourneys in other to accumulate titles.
Tourneys are the real test of strength.
You can't take part in tourneys because you script one verse per year.

vets don't take part in tourneys.
the history you listed was when these dudes were still finding their feet. when was the last time you saw any sane vet take part in tourneys that included majority of facebookers and newbies? are you insane? you really see yourself as a vet? mention one vet you have beaten since you brought your miserable self on to this forum?

Stop babbling, this man. If i lacked self confidence, i would have been daunted by your usual nonsense talks. Bis is rated highly in n outta nl, yet he doesnt yap his mouth anyhow. That's a behaviour to emulate.

you are insecure and that means you lack self confidence.
this is why you choose your battles amongst newbies that are still learning the trade. mention one grandslam battle you have ever had here. mention one big name you have ever beaten on NL. you have no pedigree, you think it's about your guguru & epa bars you spat on the tourney where you consistently had the weakest bars throughout? come on......i cannot even remember anything intelligent you did throughout that tourney. any of gladdys or darkrebel could have had you if they drew you first. you were the poorest on the tourney by a mile but your endurance got you through.

In any sport, people are rated based on their current form. I will make anybody's top 5 list currently.

you are a consummate pinhead for this statement.
anybody's top 5? i can eviscerate your career right now and i don't even have anything written down.
anyone's top 5? really? i know at least 8 netcees that are better than you off the top alone. get out of here with your chest-beating, you are not rated.

But anybody that puts you in a top 15 list is confused. No one would.
Check the lists which some niggas been popping lately. Nigga your name ain't make any of 'em.
We know ourselves in here. What you do is go outside this section to start professing to them that you're the textcee GOAT of nl.

coogar is the god of rap on NL.
however, i don't like to hug the limelight for so long so i made way so that a ruminant animal like yourself can be known.
on what planet would you and i even be put in the same echelon? you don't even know the meaning of a punchline and yet you are in whose top 5? maybe the top 5 of global retards.

it seems that e-tsunami washed off your memory. Teddybiyasi and mik never brawlled.
Stop decieving yourself.
Your memory keeps obliterating by the minute. This is what too much rants cause.

teddymiyaki destroyed mik last year immediately i killed mik.
ask teddy to tell you the history, you arabian camel!

Mik was not smart. He had just had a battle when you called him out. He was worn out already while you had just finished scripting your only verse for that year.
He called for a rematch, you ducked and ducked. You are not
a vet.

i killed mik in june.
killed siddoggg in august.
obliterated ibime in september.....and yet this fool keep saying i had a battle the whole year.

you are not intelligent.....that's 3 top-tier battles in about 3 months.

like i said before; your memory keeps obliterating by the minute.
Didnt ibime rusticate your soul from the school of life?
You hardly tied a crit in that brawl.

it was a debatable battle.
ibime cheated to even make it debatable. he had more quatrains than coogar did.
still......many of the voters thought i won, some called it a draw and others thought he won.
how's that rusticating of the soul. can you even stand before ibime in a rap battle?

can you withstand me in a battle? come on dog, this is not ojuelegba open mic.

The siddog you brawled had retired long before you called him out.
He never took that brawl serious.
And yet it took you a whole year to write. You are not a vet.

buhahahaha.
siddoggg had just destroyed mikuz when he called me out.
and then what happened? siddoggg got killed. why are you making excuses for him.
he didn't even make these excuses. the long & short of this is - you are not rated.
a tourney where you did not face any of ibime, coogar, emaprince, siddoggg, kr0ne or theprekky does not make you anything.
to be rated on NL, you just have to beat at least 2 of these elite netcees. if you haven't achieved that yet, go and dust your book of rhymes.

Post ur best verse here now, and watch how you'll get scoffed at.

my best verse in 2014 brought NL down to it's knees.
if anyone puts his head on the line this year, such individual would get eviscerated immediately.
my bars are no longer of this world......i ghost-write for plenty of top-tier rappers in USA, canada, and naija these days.
you ain't on ma level, slumboy. beat any 2 of the top 6 then you would be recognised.

ElFenomeno1:
Was he not done with ya'all? Yes or No.... If he wasn't he wont say yes to Real Madrid!

he never said yes to real madrid.
throughout this transfer saga, de gea hasn't said a word to anyone. he's been more than professional. if you are believing the crap dailymail or skysports tell you then you are less intelligent than i once thought. bring out any article that directly quoted de gea in the last 3 years where he has said he wanted to play for madrid. if you cannot find one then you are a demon monkey.

You lot delayed the transfer so it wont go through in good time and you are here spreading your rotten denture?

idiota!
we delayed the transfer? yes.....we used voodoo to hold florentino's hands from july 1st to the last day of the transfer window. if they wanted him so badly, they should have tied up the transfer in the first week of july. like i said, intellectually, you are a midget!

Classsyalabolas:
Okay. ..I just signed up for Lord of the rings tourney.. if I win it then we fight!

no problem!
just make sure you don't run out of gas before the final.
you shoulda won the last tourney.....but you concentrated all your effort and the best punches on your first battle.
you need to spread out your punches.....there's no point killing a fly with a sledge hammer. some people aren't worthy of more than 3 solid punches and you can then use fillers and light jabs in the remainder of your script. tactics win competitions, be more tactical!

danbrowndmf:
Oga coogar get mouth sha

it's the lord's doing....
all these facebook recruits don't know their mates once they get a taste in the limelight.
imagine elymax that does not even know when to apply punchlines talking about beating me.
na him fault? i blame internet accessibility.

Classsyalabolas:
coogar. when are we having our brawl?
how many lines & what date? cos nobody here is willing to brawl..

emaprince & mikuz aren't dead na.
kill any of them for me and we will have a brawl.

ElFenomeno1:
All season I have taunted scummies about DDG. I was sure he was done with ya all.

this is another evidence that elfeminine has no moral standing to speak on anything man utd. he's intellectually-sterile.

raumdeuter:
Coogar, No be your state governor Fayose dem dey bash so?

i have temporarily renounced that state.....
till fayose gets assassinated or impeached. he's a fat boil on the arsë of humanity.

ElFenomeno1:
Coogar having a brain fart as always.....

you are a miserable sod!

Signed a striker of what quality? The top quality ones available were not going to be dished out by their respective clubs due to the dearth of like for like or better replacements in the market....

this is a lie.
the top quality ones were available....your manager is too stingy to pay the top dollar for an elite striker.

A team whose attacking midfielders have the capabilities to cushion the impact of not having another option in addition to the ones at the club....The options we have with out attacking players is enough to compliment Girouds wastefulness whenever he decides he cant be bothered.
So what should we have done? Go into FIFA 2015 and manufacture an elite striker? Are you a dunce?

what you wrote above is what i would expect from a roadside onion seller.
are you crazy? your attacking midfielders do not have any capability to cushion squat. have you ever wondered why your team has never been close to the league title or the champions league? mention one club that has won the league in the last 20 years without an elite striker and i will show you a dinosaur in oshodi market right now. what are your ambitions, scumbag? finishing top 4 and winning the FA cup or going for the title and at least getting to play one more UCL final? wenger needs to do more....i still cannot fathom why you are contented with making love to failure season after season. do you not have any decorum as a football fan?

How did we fare last season without another option? Where did we lose it and did we actually drop majority of our points because of not having another top option upfront? THINK you big dumdum!

you are a tool!
in this league, you cannot win a league title without an elite striker.
where would chelsea be last season without costa? city without aguero? united without RVP in fergie's last season? you really think your moronic manager can actually manage to win a league title without an established striker? did a demon monkey crap on your head as a child?

Name the elite strikers available in the world as we speak (let me even stretch your football knowledge a bit) and lets assess their availability and the potential replacements for them should Wenger have managed to snare one of them! .. I have discounted money as a criteria because it is not an issue!

benzema
lacazette
lewandowski
muller
etc were all available but as usual.....your disgraceful manager failed to do any business. no player is unavailable. every player has a price. even ronaldo and messi have a price tag. the question is - does your club have the ambition to make them go for these elite strikers? the answer is capital no! elfenomeno, you are a disgrace to football punditry.

ELYMAXiimus:
lololol.... See painment.
naah, don't do this, man. Don't hate, it hasn't come to that.

you're consummate tool!
painment over what? have you ever wondered why any of the vets don't participate in these tourneys? it's to give scallywags like yourself a moment to shine. of what essence would it be if the proven netcees keep jumping on the backs of upstarts? you guys would never grow. you should see how I dissed mikuz when he insisted on participating in the penultimate tourney. the tourney you won is like the under-17 competition. you don't have any credibility yet to have me shook!

You ought to have known by now that i do not rate myself like you do.
I don't run my yap anyhow.
I let battles do all these for me.
And the readers in general do the rating nigga, not you.

you don't rate yourself cos you are not good!
you know it that you are not even in anyone's top 5.
when you know the kinda heat you generate, you would rate yourself.
it's not cockiness, it's self confidence.

when did teddy and mik brawl?
You see? I told you ibime ravaged your memory in that fight.
It's very obvious that you're perplexed.
And i didn't use that basis alone to rate those guys. I used CONSISTENCY.

go back to the history books, you dunderhead.
teddy took mikuz's head off......it was prolly swallowed by the last NL tsunami last year.
you said it yourself that mikuz won a tourney and he still died when he clashed with me.
winning a tourney means squat....the question is, what is the calibre of the people you have beaten?

you didn't answer the question. Who and who are these kings and gods you've slain? List them or . . .

mikuz, ibime and siddoggg were the kings here before i came.
i made sure i relegated each and everyone of them back to the second division.
these are the top dogs of this forum and yet they all lost vital limbs when they drew swords with me.
like i said, if you attempt it.......they would be reading your obituary to your family.

Ibime:
Chilla Jones is the best battle rapper ever . . . facts

i cannot disagree with this assessment.
chilla jones is the master of schemes.......his battle with daylyt is one of the best writtens i have ever seen in my life. he went on a tirade of a complex scheme of drugs brand. the problem is.......a lot of people won't catch his drift right there on stage but when you go home and rewatch, you would see that nucca actually takes his time to pen nuclear bomb bars.

sinizia:
Pant-hankie and Elfeminate will never agree with you even though the handwriting is on the wall. How Le Prof manages to con Assnal every year for 10 seasons is mind-boggling.

le prof uses the template of nigerian pastors.

he talks a good game at the start of the transfer window....just to get sheep like elfeminine to cough out their money and buy merchandise and season tickets(which is analogous to the way nigerian pastors promise paradise to make them cough out their money in form of tithes). after the dough is made, wenger goes hiding.....without really improving the squad. rinse and repeat!

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sinizia:
Exactly!! Everyone knows this. All my Gayners friends have been complaining on Twitter and FB. I still wonder why Pant-hankie feels okay with Le Prof's lunacy of not getting another striker. This is glaring to even the blind.

we only need smalling to break giroud's metatarsal and arsenal's season would go in flames.