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dopeJemi:
Who are yours?

one legged giroud and sanogo
wonder why they haven't won a league title for aeons. the last time arsenal won the league, saddam hussein was still alive.

Pataki:
A part of me bleeds the red blood.

the fake red of arsenal.
arsenal's red is ridiculously fake.

Pataki:
Too early to start gloating mate! There are issues surrounding this transfer that will come out soonest. The plot thickens.

Even FIFA is looking into this matter. DDG has to leave the manure family.

there are no issues....
madrid have failed to convince navas to join man utd.
you need to go back to my post yesterday....

coogar: - man utd must agree a fee
- madrid must convince navas to leave

FIFA can't do squat now. there's no report sef that the 2 clubs would complain to FIFA. madrid have given up on the deal and they will now have to wait till next summer to get de gea on a free transfer. david moyes must take the blame though.....he should have renewed de gea's contract the moment he arrived but the fool had his nose stuck on rooney's anal crevice.

TheNonce:

“La Liga had said Real Madrid’s
paperwork turned up 28 minutes late.
However, I’m now hearing from the La Liga offices that they haven’t received any documentation about David de Gea at all! Not on time, not early, not minutes late, nothing at all. As we speak, no paperwork asking to add De Gea to the Real Madrid squad. The plot thickens...................." Sky sports gary cotterill reporting from liga bva's offices live!!!!

marca and balague are the ones making that shyte up.
rumours from the sanctum of old trafford are saying woodward held firm and insisted de gea wasn't for sale. madrid's first official bid for de gea was made last night and woodward took the document to the shredder.

ElFenomeno1:
Where is Coogar?
So Marca are claiming 35mEuros has been agreed for DeGea....... Did you just pi....ss yourself?!

so has de gea left now? mumu!
you should always bow down to a superior pundit when it comes to issues like this. de gea is still a man utd player. you should see the front page of marca this morning. it says "RIDICULO".

Pataki:
Nothing is being said about Anthony Martial deal again. Is he still coming?

go and recover from the wounds suffered from de gea blow first. anthony martial deal would be coming later in the day. I hope you haven't been shytting blood since the de gea deal failed to come through.

dopeJemi:
Situations like this make me wish we had someone like Abramovich, he won't hesitate at all
I just hope by the time he retires from the club, klopp, guardiola, Ancelotti would be available
LVG is Clueless

the funny thing is barca and bayern can't stop thanking LVG for the foundation he laid at those clubs. he started the project, when they saw that he had done the structuring and the shaping, they sacked him to bring in someone that would break the shackles of the players to freely express themselves. i think we may go that route next season too.

this was what breitner(ex-bayern player) said about LVG....

“Louis van Gaal was very good for Bayern Munich because he brought a new system and a new organisation,” Breitner told MEN Sport.

“Our team had to play a new way and had to learn to play that way. He brought into the team the ideas about ball possession, organisation and control of the game it was completely new for our players and German football.

“He made the first step into the future and to the level our team is now playing. The second step was made by Jupp Heynckes and the third step is being made by Pep Guardiola.

“We cannot forget the success of Barcelona for five years under Guardiola but the basis of Pep’s success at Bayern was made by Van Gaal.

rummenigge also said this about LVG....

“If you see our ball possession today, I would say the first steps were the benefits from Louis van Gaal,” Rummenigge told The Times.

“We hired him to bring a new philosophy and I believe — I still believe — that from the technical and tactical point of view, he’s a very good coach.

“He changed the system here and I’m convinced he will do it as well at Manchester United.”

SIRcumalot:
Januzaj on loan to dortmund with an option to buy.
I don't particularly like januzaj,
But wetin LVG and the transfer board dey think ?

a loan deal is good for januzaj.
i would prefer a club like west brom or sunderland though. he needs a club where he would play all the time without the pressure to win at all times. he won't get into dortmund's first team so i don't get the point of sending him down there.


woodward must be high on burantashi.

Pataki:
LOL! You have two weeks of rest. The mad people will be back to this thread.
My joy will be complete to see De Gea leave manure by tomorrow evening. If una like buy Ronaldo+Neymar by tomorrow. #DeGeaMustGo

la liga's transfer window closes tonight. if madrid fail to land de gea by midnight, the deal is off until january.
i am pretty sure de gea threatens you in your sleep. don't worry, he would be back at the emirates soon to cop another 3 points for man utd like he did last year.

chrisley024:
De Gea joining Madrid odd is currently 1/7 and news from Marca says the deal is in its final stage, so I don't count him as our player anymore. The worst is to see Navas here.

LvG sold RvP and Chicharito and replacing with a 19year old kid. He must be more clueless than Moyes

real madrid own marca....they have been signing de gea since april this year.
that report na wash!

dopeJemi:
I've already given the league title to man city, they have everything there is to have in a team, why we didn't go for otamendi remains a mystery to me, why he backed down from the pedro deal is what I can't seem to understand when he had no one else in mind, why he didn't look for a striker early enough is what I don't get
Van gaal's stupidity is second to none, he's a clueless dolt

LVG ignored otamendi deal and he's playing blind in the defence......
that idea is bereft of any common sense to me. if he wanted a left-footed CB, he should go out there and buy. he should stop converting players to suit his wet dreams. pedro didn't pain me as much as otamendi. otamendi wanted us, he refused to train for valencia fc so we could get him and yet LVG/woodward failed to make it count.

SIRcumalot:
What is wrong with a direct swap deal
De gea for navas ?

it's wrong cos we coulda done that before preseason if we really wanted to sell de gea.
why wait till the last day of the transfer day to sort this deal out. credits should go to kenwright and martinez the way they told chelsea to feck off with their bids.

AdeLaNa1:
LVG is to blame as much as Rooney. When u call urself a world class manager and u've spent more than 250 million pounds and the brightest idea u can ve wen we re trailing at the closing minutes of a game is to throw on Fellaini and engage in long balls.
We're in serious trouble bro..

LVG is a tool for being a stubborn man.....his transfers and decision making off the pitch have been horrible to say the least but we cannot deny the changes he's brought to the team. his system works, it's just that we have the wrong personnel for some roles in the team. if we had godin/otamendi instead of blind, we would defend better. if we had de gea in goal instead of romero, we would be a better team. if we had any elite striker instead of rooney, we would be scoring more goals. it's LVG's off-the-pitch decisions that are hurting the team......

look at this high press in yesterday's game for instance.....this is some insane tactical manoeuvre.
this never happened under fergie or gollum. this is the direction modern football is going these days. we are a well-coached team now....we only need few tweaks here and there in terms of personnel and we would be bossing the league again. i can predict van gaal would do well in europe this season but the lack of an elite striker would be our undoing in the league.

ElFenomeno1:
What makes you think a fee hasn't been agreed in principle?
Cilleson doesn't have to leave ... Infact he doesn't tilt the scale anyway... Valdes is staying, calamity Romero will be first choice!
DeGEa must gooooo!

if a fee has been agreed, florentino perez would have announced it.
valdes isn't staying....LVG has said that much that valdes future has nothing to do with de gea. it's rather too late now for de gea to make any move.

how's romero calamitous? he's conceded only 2 goals in 4 league games.
apart from hart, which other goalie has a better record? cech or courtois?

dopeJemi:
21/22? What's the need then... we need someone that will hit the ground running not potential

that's why we have been screaming lacazette's name all summer. lacazette woulda solved our striking problem which is similar to arsenal's. both teams have all these creative players but with no one to really put the chances away. man city have the best team in the league now. they have 100% win this season and they still managed to get KDB and otamendi. their transfer business has been excellent. pellegrini deserves a purple heart in the manner they have conducted their transfer this summer.

tess1:
Read on twitter that Anthony Martial`s price is £24mil, not the £36mil being mentioned in the press.

whenever man utd are buying players these days, it's a usual practice for the british media to add the transfer fee to the wages the player would get in the entire period of his contract. how else would they get clicks on their site if they don't lie united are paying £40m for a french rookie?

AdeLaNa1:
Ligue 1 is full with talents that would at least improve us a little bit. But Woodward and LVG probably ve better ideas

they don't have better ideas.
someone should buy FIFA15 for woodward.....players are so easy to know now and you can even monitor their progress on the game. lacazette has been a star of FIFA15 since january. woodward should have identified him since then....we waited and waited when most teams have now settled with their starting XI. i dunno what the scouts are doing these days.....they don't really need to travel miles to scout players anymore, the game does that these days.

dopeJemi:
Na wa oh.. let's see what martial brings then

we won't see the best of him till he clocks 21/22.
he's more of a potential than an instant hit. if he works on his finishing though, he might get 12-18 league goals this season. we have a plethora of creative players. finishing chances is our biggest problem. we played better than swansea but they were more clinical in front of goal.

ElFenomeno1:

why you dey laugh, la liga transfer window slams shut in the next 8 hrs.
within that 8 hrs.....
- man utd must agree a fee
- madrid must convince navas to leave
- man utd have to agree a fee with ajax for cillisen
- ajax must find a replacement for cillisen.

what are the odds, el feminine?

ElFenomeno1:
DeGea GONEEEEEE!!!!!

de gea ain't going nowhere.
soon as ajax said man utd have not made any bid at all for cillessen, it was clear de gea ain't going anywhere. madrid would be holding their hard-on for him in their hand till the window slams shut. if de gea is leaving, united would be out for a goalie now, not for a striker. romero is a back up plan, not a number 1.....

so try again.....

AdeLaNa1:
He's a nobody.....yet. But i've watched a few games and the guy is a good goalscorer. Not like i'm in support of the transfer tho. Seems like a panic buy. But if he does come, and hits the ground running, he could end up being a massive upgrade on that fvckin ídiot who calls himself our captain...

he's not a nobody.....he's got potential, loads of potential but at this stage, he's not what we need.
this dude has pace in abundance, he can go past a man but his finishing is not better than welbeck's. he's 19 so there's still time for him to fine-tune his finishing skills. lacazette woulda been a far better option but that is a forgone conclusion right now. paying £36m for a 19-year old rookie smirks of desperation from woodward......or should i say cluelessness. we coulda bid for griezmann who is 22, well-proven, more established, and his buy-out clause is just 65m euros.

dopeJemi:
Lacazette won't cost more than 35m

lacazette signed a new contract 3 weeks ago. he's no longer available.
if we had not been deceived by the english media that kept saying rooney would bang in 25 league goals this season, we coulda bought lacazette since june.

AdeLaNa1:
Trust me, if we're in the lead, players ll ginger and want to play well. But if the whole team keeps creating chances and one ídiot keeps missing everything, then even the rest of the team ll become frustrated

depay is doing well....yes, he can sometimes frustrate the fans with his trickery but that is because he's trying something that didn't work out. all creative players have that problem. rooney actually did well yesterday with his brilliant runs and touches...the only problem is failing to shoot when the coast was clear for him. chances were created, rooney could have had a hatrick yesterday but he fluffed every chance that came his way. the frustrating part was that he didn't even shoot at all when he was presented with a clear-cut chance.

tess1:
Chicharito sighted in Germany airport.
Na wa o.

another top class centre forward sold by LVG.

nani scored a brilliant freekick for fernebache.
RVP scored on his debut last week.
falcao scored for chelsea on saturday.......and yet our lead striker hasn't scored a league goal in 4 games.

thank God, the mad people have left our thread.....
we can now discuss football in peace. whoever started the whole youtube spamming after a loss is a treasonous fellow. the next club that loses their next game would feel my wrath and that's a promise.....and I pray it's arsenal or chelsea.

pickabeau1:
Where is coogar

He will not forget Gomis

i blame rooney.....
we already knew what gomis is capable of doing....

£300,000 a week.
£1,785 every hour.
£30 a minute.

rooney lost us the game big time.....not even because he didn't take the 3 superb chances he had, but he gifted swansea their first goal with a silly pass. his touches were very good on the day but he failed to execute his chances. how long does he need to take shots for heaven's sake? wait wait wait till they took the ball from him.

if LVG fails to sign a striker before tuesday, he would get shot on the streets of manchester.
gomis scored the exact replica of the kinda chance rooney had in the first half. if we had welbeck upfront today, we would have won. the rooney project as a striker is well and truly over. he's finished!

Odunharry:
hacker at work ..coogar is a change man

thanks, my man!
anyways, time to go balance before my TV with a glass of water.

see you guys after the game.....

Pataki:
If this squad cannot defeat Swansea today, manure fans should forget about any trophy this season.

#TeamRooney!

but west ham sodomised you at the emirates....should we expect you to forget any trophy this season too seeing that west ham are actually weaker than swansea?

is darmian the most feared defender in the league?

coutinho got himself sent off. montero faked an injury.
people would rather jump off a cliff than face matteo darmian

dopeJemi:
Wow! Coogar and nyabinghi are actually arguing without insulting each other
End Time

coogar? insults?
you must have the wrong man - i am the most peaceful poster on this forum.

nyabinghi:
http://soccerlens.com/top-10-premier-league-strikers/129790/ coogar checks this out and tell me it is a lie again

what's the meaning of this?
since when did someone's opinion become a fact! so you actually believe rooney is better than drogba, bergkamp, ruud, etc? you must be high on porridge.

nyabinghi:
yes it is good enough when he gets shifted all over the place something other strikers dont do bar messi.

have you ever asked yourself why he gets shifted all over the place? because he's not good at anything.
ronaldo wasn't even a striker when he scored 42 goals in a season for us. what's the excuse? abeg, enough of these excuses. as a forward, you ought to be able to score wherever you find yourself. playing deep does not mean you won't get your chances in the box.

nyabinghi:
is it a lie RVP went hours without a goal in the EPL.

it wasn't up to 800 minutes.
rvp injured himself when he fell into a man-hole meant for camera men on the pitch. so if anything, his injury prompted the drought. rooney, on the other hand, wasn't injured. he just stunk up the joint for 10 games and the record in the league still stands unless he scores today. rooney's goal against arsenal is his only away league goal since march 2014.

ask yourself.....is that good enough for a man utd striker?

Odunharry:
#mufc XI: Romero; Darmian, Smalling, Blind,
Shaw; Schneiderlin, Schweinsteiger; Mata,
Herrera, Memphis; Rooney

herrera works well with mata....
januzaj should go on loan. this is a good team but gomis is a smart striker.
he would isolate blind and use his height to vantage over daley blind. either ways, we should take 3 points tonight.

nyabinghi:
did he put a gun to United officials head to pay him that much ?, how much did the scammers Di Maria and Falcao earn per week when they were in United. What were their outputs.

that is why david moyes is the most useless man manager in the world.
paying that fat cow £300k/week for 5 years should be illegal. falcao and di maria did well. di maria lost the will to play after balaclava-wearing yobs invaded his home. LVG never wanted falcao to excel. each time falcao scored, LVG duly subbed him in the game....I wonder what that was meant to do to his confidence.

falcao is in chelsea now and he got his 1st league goal before rooney did.

nyabinghi:
is Rooney Ronaldo or messi, this is no media stuff, RVP went over 800 minutes without a goal for United even several top stars, Falcao you usually hype just scored his first goal in 16 matches, it happens to players.

this is a lie...
RVP isn't rooney.

is rooney ronaldo or messi?
if he's not them, why is he getting paid as much as them? to whom much is given..........

nyabinghi:
nobody rewrote history, rooney never learnt jack shit from ruud, he was never a fox in the box player like Ruud. They had dissimilar styles. The way Rooney is rubbished here makes me marvel if some guys here are real United fans. Rooney usually has dry spells in seasons in United. The problem is the wingers get carried away and fail to release the ball on time. Januzaj is not a player for United. He should use Mata or herrera there instead of Januzaj. Young is supposed to start today's game.

another media-fed sheep!
rooney usually have dry spells in seasons in united as if having dry spells is an acceptable excuse. strikers who make £300k/week are not allowed to have dry spells. i am yet to see messi and ronaldo going for 850 league minutes without scoring. dry spell for club, dry spell for country. ahmed musa has contributed more for his national team at the world cup than rooney has done for england......that's food for thought!

nyabinghi:
Ruud was in contention for the Golden boot that very season till fergie had brain farts and benched him and saha delivered and RVN never wanted a bench role, so he left, Saha made him leave if not he would have stayed to reclaim his shirt. He never wanted to leave but he had to , to save him his head.

so ruud was in contention for the golden boot.....something saha has never won for any club.
stop misappropriating the facts. ruud and ronaldo had a spat in training...ruud told ronaldo to go cry to his father(carlos queiroz). ronaldo thought was speaking about his deceased dad. he reported ruud to fergie, fergie got angry and benched ruud for gross indiscipline. ruud and fergie stopped talking. and during that era, fergie was a man you do not cross.....ruud had to go. the year before that, keane verbally attacked darren fletcher and keane had to go too. it wasn't about ruud leaving cos of saha....it had nothing to do with saha. saha can never lace van nistelrooy's boots.

TheNonce:

You did not get my point! I'm referring to all the other strikers rooney has played with in his united career and how dey helped lift his game! Him and rudd where a good exciting fit! The older maestro and the yung un absorbing his powers! Beckam was a winger sef so in the pantheon of united striker pairings dat won't matter!

saha was rooney's best partner....
the autumn of 06/07 was the best football united have played in the last 50 years or so. it wasn't just about winning....it was about beating the opposition to a pulp with fearless attacking football.

Nihilist:
Oga park well jare. Why won't romero keep clean sheet when the useless opposition can't even test the keeper?

Newcastle vs Manyoo for example, Newcastle did not have a single shot on target, and Romero did not have to make a single save.

that is a testament to man utd's defensive organisation. no team gets on the pitch with the intention not to shoot....the defence restricts them from shooting on target, not because newcastle didn't want to shoot. you should borrow a leaf from how united shape up when they don't have the ball

I also think that Fellaini is a better keeper than Cortouis since his team kept a clean sheet he didn't really contribute to.

this statement is bereft of common sense.
what has fellaini that is yet to kick a ball in the league gotta do with this statement? are you saying romero hasn't made a save since the league started? he hasn't had to make a catch? i don't blame you though - after bolasie's anal rape, it's not unusual for you to be spewing baloney. 9 goals conceded in 4 league games.......i never knew chelsea have now added prostitution to their trade.

TheNonce:


Rudd was rooneys best ever partner in uniteds attack imo! Rooney learnt a lot from playing with rudd! He did not score as many as rudd but the quality of rooneys all round game and eye for goal scoring came about as a result of that pairing!

when ruud scored 44 goals in a season, rooney wasn't even a united player then. ruud won the EPL golden boot and champions league golden boot in one single season. ruud's best partner was david beckham. beckham/neville crosses provided plenty of goals for the dutch wizard. go and watch the 02/03 season review DVD again.........ruud was fire for united!

Nihilist:
Pataki and Funlord are boring my soul.

Keep it short and sweet or keep quiet.

I can't be arsed to textbook sized entries in the name of banter.

Meanwhile, I hope LVG has invested in Aboniki for Darmian. The boy already has a couple of MTNs in the league from just 3 games. I'm actually expecting a red today. If LVG is clever, he would play Valencia, but that's none of my business.

I will be on DJ duties all night if you guys take the L today. My playlist is on blast too!

misery loves company.....
darmian is italian.....they know how to defend. montero would hardly get a kick today.....do not compare your whoring ivanovic to darmian. every winger that has faced ivanovic this season has penetrated him without prophylactics.

parrotibaba:
but Nyabinghi ,this is what Ferguson had to say concerning the departure of Nistelrooy

And Ruud later apologized to SAF in 2011 for lashing out at him ,he even left on his own accord n not cos of Saha

nyabinghi wants to rewrite history.....
ruud is the greatest striker that ever played for man utd. everywhere he played, he won their league and a golden boot....so it's not about hiding behind other players like rooney does. 5 league titles from eredivise, EPL and la liga. 3 golden boots in those leagues too....and 3 golden boots in the UEFA champions league. only a poop-brained pundit would compare rooney/saha to ruud!

this youtube spamming don do na.....
allow people to discuss football abeg......we can all find our way to youtube if we need to listen to music. it's been more than 2 hrs since chelsea lost.