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ELYMAXiimus:
being conceited garantees you no win, so chill.
You ain't doing my career any favour by brawling me. Stop dwelling in that delusion.
Despite the fact that i put my account in the peril of deactivation, you still decided to deluge this thread with your usual babble.
At least 10 heads in this section want this battle to happen. They want you taken to the gallows.
So I ain't hesitating anymore. The only thing that could save you is ducking which you're stylishly doing already.

I'm not down for all these talks. When i see a thread - 1 or 2 of these Despicable ideas in my head will re-unite you with ur fore-fathers.

the peril of your deactivation serves me no purpose.
let's face it.....who cares whether you post on NL or not? you are too insignificant for that to count for anything.
outside this section, you are practically unknown. if someone like darkrebel or bis puts his account deactivation on the line then i woulda understood....but you? go eat a prick!

the fact that everyone expects you to lose does not motivate me.
this is like mayweather in a boxing ring with aki or pawpaw.

elampiro:
6/6 penalty for England. 100%
So we can add all the penalties Lampard and Gerald scored. Then their free locks given to Rooney. I am sure we are looking to nearly 20 more goals for Rooney.

how good is rooney overall? why are we only counting his penalty for england?
considering he has only faced shyte goalies from san marino and the likes....even djemba-djemba would hit 100% rate with these teams. rooney isn't even the choice penalty taker in his club.....he would never have been the choice taker if england never had gerrard/lampard.

How could Rooney have been a midfielder? Who could have made Rooney a midfielder in his younger years? If at all, it is now Rooney should play midfield. Now he is getting old.

because he stopped being good as a forward in 2010 circa.
scholes started as a forward before being moved back into the midfield.

Go pay your homage.

hell no....
berbatov has a better record and yet i never even celebrated his achievement.
50 goals for england in 13 years is a poor record.

SIRcumalot:
@Coogar I know you're joking
If rooney isn't a man utd legend nobody is.

off the top of me head alone.....i can name 10 players in the club & rooney wouldn't be among them.
how's he a legend? a striker that has only 1 goal in 10 world cup games is a legend? by the same token, ahmed musa is a legend.
does it not embarrass you that each of finidi george & amuneke has more world cup goals than wayne rooney?

ELYMAXiimus:
this aint happening. Stop making it seems as if you're important. I've battled better guys than you.

My word is all you need. I never go back on it.

this is the problem with upstarts like you.
i hope you realise i am doing your career a favour if i decide to enter the ring with you.
if you cannot satisfy the conditions, then pack your bags and go home.

99% of the nigerian population expect you to lose.

JigsawKillah:
Yes, Coogar. Beat Elymaxiimus and I'll change my moniker to whatever you want.

i need a thread for that on it's own.
title the thread "jigsawkillah's pledge"

that's 50% of the conditions satisfied.
i am supposed to be travelling on friday but i will delay it to get this battle over with.

raumdeuter:
Rooney is a mediocre striker. And I saw Rooney right from his debut till now

Maybe in the English posse of no talent he might be counted as decent but when we are talking about strikers globally.

Rooney is a poor imitation.

I didnt see Bobby Charlton he was probably another mediocre forward too thats just hyped by a country who desperately needs someone to celebrate

He scored his only world cup goal after 3 attempts. 6 tournament goals . Nigga please!!!

bobby charlton? mediocre?
world cup winner, balon d'or winner, champions league winner, yet mediocre?
you are talking rubbish, raumdeuter.

mikuz:
You re battling Max then?

a)if max deactivates after his loss
b)if jigsaw changes his moniker to anything i want after max's loss.

the 2 of them must write an agreement letter - signed and dated....and posted on this section.
if those conditions are met.....i am ready.

JigsawKillah:
Chess choked and still whooped DNA 2-1.

chess died in the first round. everything else didn't matter.
when DNA said.....

"i put my hand on chess....like the pledge of allegiance."

the battle ended from that point.
chess gave it a good fight in rounds 2 & 3 but he had lost a lot to recover.

Beat Max and I'll change my moniker to whatever you want it to be

are you serious?
you would change your moniker to whatever i want?
this offer is extremely tempting. mikuz.....please take note of this.

SIRcumalot:
Am back on the rooney 25 league goals wagon,
There is no logic behind this decision except maybe faith.
Not many players live up to the expectation of the media and the fans.
If rooney ends his career as one or maybe the greatest player in the club's history that isn't bad at all.

he's a modern great.....he's not a club legend.
i commend what he's done for the club especially in his early days at OT. however, he should have been
sold after 2012/13.

I think this Martial dude is replacing Hernadez on the bench.
Fellani will start against liverpool.

£36m on the bench? are you kidding me?
martial will start until he stops performing like he's expected to.

elampiro:
Rooney couldn't have done it earlier. Look at Ronaldo and Messi who have been the chief set play takers for their countries.

Aguero 2006 to date 36 goals. 68 games
CR7 2003 to date : 55 goals in 122 matches.
Messi 2005 to date :49 goals in 105 appearances
Tevez 2004 to date : 13 goals in 72 games.
Rooney 2003 to date : 50 goals in 107 matches.
If Rooney didn't have Lampard and Gerald in his team, he would have been taking fee kicks and penalties. We could add their goals from set plays to Rooney 50 goals.

how clinical is rooney from the spot? without lampard/gerrard, rooney woulda been a midfielder for most of his career in the 3 lions.

Coogar drop your congratulatory message here : http://www.manutd.com/en/MatchTrackerSeasons/2015-16/Feature-blogs/Praise-for-Wayne-Rooney-England-record.aspx?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=post&utm_campaign=ManUtd

i don't celebrate mediocrity.

debosky: You still miss the point - the Barcelona, Bayern and Real Madrid teams are predominantly Spanish or German. This does not apply to ANY of the top English teams, due to the lower quantity of quality English players being produced.

i don't even think it's a case of lower quantity of quality english players being produced....it's deeper than that. first and foremost, the share of the TV deal that is fairly distributed makes sure that whatever man utd can afford, spurs could afford it well. in other words, the bulk of the quality english talents are shared by 6-8 clubs in the EPL unlike in bundesliga or la liga where top teams can raid the young talents of the lower sides for fun.

elampiro:
6 penalties for England throughout his career. He won two of them. It's fair enough.

He played twice against Brazil and scored two open goals against Brazil (one in each tie). One with an individual brilliance.

The penalty should never count as negative to his achievement.

you are basically reaffirming my stance.
so without lampard's retirement from the international games, rooney would still be on 45 goals after almost 13 years?
yes...he scored against brazil! what a proud achievement.....except that none of those games against brazil was a competitive game.

ElFenomeno1:
My friend shut the fu ck up you pisshead!
My eyes are on Depay.
We will be out soon to assess him again
You should be electrocuted in the balls for comparing Depay to Hazard.

here we go again.....
after denying he wasn't referring to me, he has failed woefully to provide any ample evidence that anyone on this thread said depay is better than hazard. elfeminine, you are a fool. my biggest concern today is the fact that your midwife didn't use your umbilical cord to strangle you immediately you came out. letting you live is a crime against humanity.

SIRcumalot:
I don't know savage well enough to comment on his status,I'll guess his not
I feel like you can say the same about just every next great the english press anoints.
Rooney might not be Messi level great, but he is great enough.

hahahahaha
so you are saying a player that was named the white pele should be contented with the fact that he never achieved his potential? at least we are getting somewhere. do you still think rooney will score 25 league goals this season as you predicted months ago?

Pataki:
Brash and Coogar, e don do. Coogar are you ready to refer to Wayne Mark Rooney as Sir Wayne Rooney?

Meanwhile, I dey wait for Coogar in the Rap Battle section. I wan cremate am there.

sir?
as in refer to rooney as i would do to SAF, bobby charlton, etc?
pig would fly out of debosky's arse before such would happen, bro.

Timbuktou:
We know women na, their desires have the propensity to change per second, and a man who's not grounded stand the risk of losing himself in their turmoil and could end up chasing his own tail.

this is why a man shouldn't bother himself too much with their wahala.

ElFenomeno1:
I quoted Pataki you thickum.
I said look I hate Chelsea more than phlegm but I won't have anyone disrespect Hazard by claiming Depay is better.... a general statement. How does that translate to Coogar said Depay is better?
It is a reference to what I have seen on this thread.... and I was directing my comments at Pataki.
You have traded your common sense for a bowl of akamu this morning again
Coogar when will you learn?
Drongo!

you are a foolish boy!
so what was my name doing in your drunken state? do you get penile erections from mentioning my name deliberately in what doesn't concern me? you started with coogar is hyping depay....you then went on a long diatribe how brugge are a shyte club. you and Pataki are on the same side of the argument so there's no way that message was directed to him.....it's a reference to what you have seen on this thread? show us that reference right now you lying bleeding cünt! even if it's a reference...then quote the reference directly and leave me out of your acute stupidity.

SIRcumalot:
Let rooney have is day,
Irrespective of what we expected when he burst into limelight,and our everything all turned out till date.
The guy na legend for english football.

robbie savage is also a legend in english football.
it doesn't take much to be a legend in english football. rooney had the potential to become a legend in the world of football but he blew it.

JigsawKillah:
that was how Udinese defeated Juventus.
Chess defeated DNA, Chilla defeated Con. Who would've thought Kr0ne could defeat Ibime?

how did chess defeat DNA?
chess that started choking from round one and vomiting on the stage? you people can say rubbish sha.
DNA destroyed chess all through. DNA's first round was better than any other thing chess spewed.

chilla is a better writer than con. con has more fans, chilla has more skills.
kr0ne and ibime have the same level of skills too. it's all about preparation and it wasn't even a grudge match for ibime to take really serious.

I don't expect it to be an easy ride for you too.

it will be too too easy.

Emaprince:
Nna na wa o. Even without posting for some days, my mentions just dey increase anyhow.
Coogar, I'll see you when I see you, bro. Now, my form is worst than fabregas'. I'm too lazy and going through a lil depression at the moment (reason I haven't been commenting lately).

no pressure!
as long as it's clear the delay is from you and not from my end....hit me up whenever you are ready.

ElFenomeno1:
You are a plank.
I never said you said Depay was better. That line was in reference to some other comments I have seen on this thread claiming Depay is better.
I said Coogar is hyping Depay... how does that translate to Coogar said Depay is better you dingbat?
Do you want to deny some of your comrades here have not claimed Depay is better?
Silly sausage!

you are a stinking swine.....

who said this?

elfeminine: Coogar is a brainless nematode.
He is hyping Depay because he scored against Brugge.... yet he is saying Brugge's defenders are dimwits....
Why won't Depay score good goals against dimwits?
Look I hate Chelsea more than phlegm but to disrespect Hazard by saying Depay is better is absolutely unnaceptabe. I am not having it!

the only reason you have not been shot yet is because the state considers it illegal to kill you.
under normal circumstance, a poppy-brained plonker like yourself would have been executed before you spread your infection to the world at large.

elfeminine: He has already scored for his new club... grin grin ... talk like Hazard is yet to score for Chelsea.... you will spew any nonsense to make a point, you are one unrepentant turd!

how many goals has hazard scored for chelsea this season?
4 league games and 1 community shield game and hazard's total goals from those games is a big fat ZERO.

Timbuktou:
Well, there's nothing sexier than a floor-mopping, dish-washing man, is there?

until they start seeing him as a mumu and they go out there to start shagging the man that treats them like debris.

damiso:
Na you know o coogar
Since its bible verses reigning now let me quote by own
'Blessed are the peacemakers for they shall be called the children of God'

so you know bible verse like this and yet you are telling us about throwing iron here and there.
damiso, mind yourself o. don't let us down here....you shall be getting a call soon from the united nations.

Mourinholic:
Stats na bastard.......Rooney will never be better than Lineker...

rooney hung around longer than lineker so he was always going to score more....
the only issue is rooney should have broken that record about 4 years ago. the retirement of lampard as the choice penalty taker helped rooney get there this season. how many goals has he scored from the penalty spot now? 5 already in this qualifiers? it's a pity that we might not see a league goal from rooney in a while as mata is van gaal's choice penalty taker now(until mata misses).

Kolade354:
If not for faceless forum, I should have slap you!!! Go and watch hazard debut against wigan and compare it against depay debut.... Depay is just-over hyped and he is no better than adnan januzaj...... Van gaal only sign him because he is dutch.

slap me?
that would be the last time you would make use of your limbs.

ElFenomeno1:
Coogar is a brainless nematode.
He is hyping Depay because he scored against Brugge.... yet he is saying Brugge's defenders are dimwits....
Why won't Depay score good goals against dimwits?

you are a disgraceful swine!
why won't i hype eredivisie's top scorer last season? depay's past record speaks for itself. he's already scored for his new club while hidden hazard is yet to register a goal.

Look I hate Chelsea more than phlegm but to disrespect Hazard by saying Depay is better is absolutely unnaceptabe. I am not having it!

you are a plonker!
where did i say depay is better than hazard?

even after saying this much last night...

coogar: of course....no one is saying depay is better than hidden.
at least, give that kid a chance to showcase his talents before they crucify him.

you still had the gall to lie bold-faced that i said depay is better than hazard. you need to start thinking about the direction your life is headed. if you don't put a measure of control to it, you would soon die and your autopsy shall say....death by stupidity

damiso:
Not proud of it. Only ever been in a physical altercation once in my life and people talked about that smack down for ages it was in sec school and the girl was always picking on me cos she thought I was quiet and easy going . The day I had enough ehn people kept looking at me strangely for weeks as they could not reconcile it to my normal behaviour.

I once threw an iron at my younger sister.

It was worse in my teenage years though and as I grow older in age and faith it happens less. I just try to communicate my feelings in other ways.

That's why when you guys say damiso is quiet I just go dey laugh

i find it very hard to believe.
spin the tale anyhow you want. tell us you once beat up a bus conductor, we won't still believe you.
i have put your name forward to the united nations to help us solve the middle east crisis once and for all.
all hail queen damiso.......the minister of peace.

raumdeuter:
What stops Man Utd Chelsea, City and Arsenal to buy Jaglieka, Baines, Clyne, Henderson, Sturridge, Sterling,

they couldn't get them as at the young age those players were the required articles....
and that's exactly the big problem. any of these players would have developed better if they had spent their formative football career in a top club to refine them. alas, we usually get to buy them mostly in their 20s when they must have already picked up all the dirty habits of football which can be sometimes too difficult to take away from them.

look at rooney for instance......
imagine what rooney woulda been if he had spent his 16th birthday in the united academy. there's no way he would still have problems trapping a ball. roy keane would have taken it out of him before he gets the chance to break into our first team. the big clubs get these players too late........and most often too expensive.

be honest to yourself Most of these players are not good enough to meet the ambitions of these clubs. Man Utd spent 30m on Rooney and Rio over a decade ago and another 30m on Shaw. If Man Utd sees a talented English player they would buy him

these ones are the few anomalies.....many of these players often refuse to leave their parent club because of loyalty or sometimes because they can be too expensive to be shifted.

Man utd currently have Shaw, Smalling Jones, Could have had CLyne too and thats a potential English back 4.

if any of them had been scouted early in their mid-teens, they would have been a better product by now.
luke shaw is now 20 years of age with only 4 appearances in europe. by the age of 18, rafael had already eclipsed that....playing with world class players and learning the ropes in europe. it's always better to catch the talents at a very young age, make them learn the philosophy of the club, blood them quickly in the group stage of the UCL and you would get a better product.

I dont think its the FA that told Liverpool to outbid Man Utd for Clyne or would you play Henderson, Sturridge, Milner in the current man Utd team

you are not getting the point.....
the issue is that the big clubs want to sign many of these players at a much younger age but they are restricted by the FA's red tape. most of these players would have been top talents at a young age but they suffered bad player development wherever they grew from and turned shyte to mediocre overnight. by the time they become known in their parent clubs(mid-table teams), the opportunity to finetune them early has been lost already!

Nihilist:
Depay is not better than Victor Moses.

We only heard his hype because LVG is doing Dutch Parapo in your team.

Depay = Dutch Victor Moses

hazard has never scored the kinda goals depay scored against brugge!
it doesn't take rocket science to spot a good player. depay is the real deal.

freecocoa:
Liar, you know you don't mean that.

i mean it very much
imagine such arms around a man during winter......with those arms, a man does not need a duvet!

raumdeuter:
Maybe because England produces grade B talents and their top clubs dont want to have anything to do with them as they cant win the league or CL with those level of talent

nah....
the truth is the FA want the strength to be fairly distributed in the league.
in another country, 95% of the best English players would be packed in the 2 top clubs in the league. however, you have that strength everywhere with players like baines, jaglieka, etc playing for england. how many CL games have they played in their career to even qualify for playing for their national team?

SIRcumalot:
I don't think so
They won't repeat anything
Muller is the only german outfield ninja I respect
Reus won't ever be fit enough to matter
Pep will kill Gotze on the bench.
Schurrle LMAO
Am looking that bayern munich team and its filled with foreigners same with BVB.
We'll see now.

did you see gundogan against Poland?
he's their best player by a considerable distance. he was running through defences like a machine.
you would actually mistake him for messi.

raumdeuter:
I dont know about this rule but if Liverpool has more currently its not because they scouted youth its because they bought English players

E.g Henderson, Clyne Milner, Sturridge almost all English players you could associate with Liverpool were bought. Crouch, Glen Jonson were bought too

Nothing stops Chelsea Arsenal from buying these English players

so ask yourself why liverpool are buying those grade-B players but wenger, mourinho, SAF didn't really want them.

about the rule.....read this...

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/66919-school-for-football-the-premierships-way-around-the-90-minute-rule

Kimoni:
When you are in Rome, behave like a Roman

No pounding in you-kay

We eat only burger in mancunian land

my neighbours don't mind.....
they like the sound of pounding....it reminds them of konga music.

freecocoa:
You are not well, so you won't mind your woman's arm looking like that of Serena?

i actually find serena's arms sexy.

UniqueGem:
And i believe everyone saw the qualities of the goals, it wasn't just another tap in or a penalty, 2 world class goals which envisages what he's capable of on his day. I'm not saying Depay is better than Hazard tho, but so far this season, Depay shits on Hazard.

of course....no one is saying depay is better than hidden.
at least, give that kid a chance to showcase his talents before they crucify him.

the most annoying thing is that elfeminine fool opening his gob.
thierry henry didn't score a goal for arsenal until his 10th game or so and he became a legend at arsenal.
someone like him should know better but in his bid to sound relevant, he brainfarts.....

raumdeuter:
You already know the answer. The Spanish team was dominated by La Liga players

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2c/ESP-ITA_2012-07-01.svg/534px-ESP-ITA_2012-07-01.svg.png

Thats the starting 11 for Spain in the final, How many EPL players

as it should be for most countries.....but never in england.
the bulk of the national team players always come from the top 2 league teams in the country....england is an exception though.
in majority of the tournaments, liverpool who rarely makes the top 4 tends to have more of their players in the 3 lions than man utd or even chelsea.

the FA in their bid to play god are responsible for the mess.
there's a 90-min rule radius that prevents top teams from signing any bright youngster to develop in their academy. in other words....if there's a messi-like youngster in southampton....united cannot sign the player to develop in our academy cos the distance is more than 90 mins. so unless united sign a foreigner or a manchester-born kid, we are already handicapped. whereas, barca, madrid, bayern, etc are free to sign any kid in the country as long as the kid is willing.

raumdeuter.....
i saw your game last night against the scotsmen....germany can actually replicate spain's achievements in the past 5 years. the team is super-solid. if you can get reus fit for the euros.....i don't see any team stopping them.

Kimoni:
Lollllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

It's men that pound in Ijebuland ooo, women only share the dough and wash all washables

that is ijebu.....
this is the you-kay.

Classsyalabolas:
mikuz..have me replaced in the LOR tourney..

I would be embarking on a short trip & would unfortunately be unavailable..
sorry for the inconvenience

that's so unfortunate.....
i was actually anticipating what to expect from you in this tourney.

well.......until another time.

JigsawKillah:
Coogar, you called him out
ducking now means you're scared or trying to buy yourself sometime.

i don't have time for lilliputs, bro
my focus is on emaprince/kr0ne if and when they are ready to clash swords with me.
i didn't call that cunt out.....he's not worth my time. if i win, he has all the excuses typed out already.
he would blame Jupiter, lunar eclipse, NEPA, etc on his loss. i mean....everyone expects him to lose so whats the point.
it's no breaking news if brazil beats mozambique in a football game

@coogar - I agree with you. Let's us go back to the traditional model...wetin sef

now you are talking.....
i have just ordered a village mortar for my missus. there's a reason her creator gave her 2 muscular forearms.
we are going back to the traditional model.

ElFenomeno1:
I think you will have to agree that Depay has not lived up to the hype and expectations yet... He is running out of time!
Hazard has proven himself in this league, and I expect him to get it together.... Early days for both regarding this season!!
Only Manchester City has hit the ground running..... We know what Hazard can do... Depay has a lot to prove, a lot more than Hazard!

you know what hazard can do after 3 seasons in the premier league and yet you are already asking for what depay would do in 5 weeks of the premier league? you have the brain power of a male culex mosquito. no wonder they call you el-feminine. crux of the matter is - after 5 weeks, depay has scored 2 goals for his new club and hazard is yet to score for chelsea......maybe he would score in the next game when chelsea gets another awoof penalty.