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elampiro: Trying to win at all cost would have meant us taking some risk and opening play. Any slip would have shot Chelsea to 9 points from 3 matches and having won a big game at away. What a booster that would have been to Mourinho.

how would that be possible when jose had no striker on the pitch. ferguson would never have surrendered 2 points at old trafford. even in the games we had been reduced to 10 men, fergie sets his team to win. 3 points loss at this stage is inconsequential - there's plenty of time to recover.

arsenal were dead & buried last week, right now - the tune is different. chelsea were there to be slaughtered last night and moyes bottled it. kagawa only need 10 mins yesterday at the edge of the box and he would have unlocked chelsea's ekene dili luxurious bus and driven it out of the way.

elampiro: There should not be unhealthy competition in the team. I hope this is not the case.

Rooney is best in providing, he should keep doing that first before trying to add goals.

all his shots were from outside the box and RVP was in a better position to be played in.

elampiro: @Coogar, how can you be so sure that Rooney deliberating refuse to pass o RVP? It looks to me his lack of fitness and match rusty affected his accuracy in those situations.

why should rooney be shooting from 25 yards with RVP in a much better position to be played in. rooney did that twice yesterday which is very very unusual for him.

Afam4eva: Very typical of Londoners. Did your manners fall off the London bridge. I won't be surprised if you're coogar's assistant as the royal maid to the royal papers where you change pampers for your daily bread.

hahahahaha
afam must mention my name in his posts to sound relevant. mr afam, my monthly bill alone is more than your annual salary in nigeria.

royal maid, royal butler, yiddy-yadda, i do a honest job, i get honest wages and some of my wages is the life-line of your economy. nigerians in diaspora contribute $9 billion per annum to the economy of nigeria. stop being an ingrate - you are a dead man without them.

dopeJemi: cooger d shirt again pLs

i will just show some of atkinson's horrible decisions.

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this ashley cole dive should have been a yellow. atkinson then booked torres for doing nothing later in the game to compensate for his refusal to award us a penalty.

debosky: I was disappointed - if it was a match between old fogies like Wenger and Fergie, I'd understand such negative substitutions, but from two 'new' managers who are supposed to be leading lights in the league?

at least, moyes tried to win the game, he started with 3 strikers. mourinho played 5-5-0 in his 3rd league game of the season. even with that, united had the most of the possession. jose ruined it for united, he did not want to lose so he stifled the game.

I don't want to hear any United or Chelski fan complain if a lower team parks the bus against them this season, because that is what both sides effectively did.

any united fan? if we played 3 strikers, is that parking the bus? rooney's final ball were just horrible. i was expecting moyes to introduce kagawa in the last 10 mins to unlock chelsea's defence but moyes bottled it. i thought i would see mata too but mourinho super-bottled it!

had benitez done what mourinho did last night, chelsea fans would have tossed a grenade in his dug-out.

BinghiNya: Rooney clearly showed he is the man at ot. Jones lacks passing techniques, valencia needs to improve on his deliveries. Giggs should cop a season long injury. Shame on atkinson, can someone please post his chelsea jersey on facebook

rooney was horrible - he deliberately refused to pass the ball to van persie on 2 occassions. his passes were meh, but he defended well.

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the distance is too short to give a penalty but lampard's hand was not in a natural position. it's a 50-50 decision but atkinson has always been a chelsea fan. he was never going to give it.

debosky: How can you play brilliantly without creating chances? Or what does playing brilliantly mean these days? Misplacing passes and shouting for penalties and handball every 20 mins?

we didn't play well, both teams were shyte on the night. only the defending players covered themselves in glory. the 2 players that could have unlocked the match were kept on the bench by both managers: mata & kagawa!

it's as if both managers decided to bore each other out & settle for a draw. none of them was prepared to lose. the giggs substitution & mikel's substitution were disgraceful by both managers. fergie would have introduced more attacking players to win the game....

maybe the game came too soon but chelsea would be happier with the result!

[quote author=Mr_TA]I have to say, Cleverley was pretty good today.[/quote]he has never disappointed me in big games...

cleverley was the only one trying to keep it ticking. he intercepted well & made some tackles. rooney gave it away so many times & recovered it as well.

the defence partnership were excellent. evra did ever so well but phil jones has no self confidence. he was so scared to put crosses in and when he did, they were dire. i don't think he completed any pass/cross that wasn't blocked or intercepted.

valencia was horrible - he had space to attack but he made the wrong decisions throughout. to be fair to him, he defended well but he was crappy offensively. ashley young did 5 times better in his cameo than valencia.

moyes settled for draw - i don't think fergie would have surrendered 2 points like moyes did. although, jose surrendered much earlier as the away team. i thought moyes should have gambled a bit in the last 10 mins with kagawa instead of giggsy.

stillwater: You married an attention freak. Some women can die for it. If there's no drama in their lives, they cannot survive.

Your wife cravessssss the attention. Women love it that they have one or two men chasing them. I can tell you She's the one encouraging him. If she's bored with the marriage, she better go and touch herself or something. Nobody forced her to sign the marriage certificate. Give her a last warning for now and threaten to kick her out before you turn into something you are not. Some spouses derive devilish pleasure in seeing their partners question if they are faithful or not, playing dirty mind games. You signed up for a monogamous relationship not an open marriage, remind her that. Don't let no evil wife steal your joy.

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[quote author=baby_123]

Coogar, hope you are taking notes. What are you still doing reading this post. Oya go and fetch water and boil rice for your wifey.[/quote]i batter my partner so much in the bedroom for her to even fantasise about her ex....what we do in the bedroom is more explicit than the video tape of a conjugal visit.

i am very safe.

phil jones is such a hopeless right back - we really miss rafael in this game. his crossing of the ball is missed. nothing is happening on that right flank.

chaircover: Ohhhh Sugar daddy thingz . . . I wasnt even thinking along those lines.

i doubt it's aristo runs.
the OP meant his wife's ex had married as at the time his wife re-established contact with the ex.

chaircover: Thats what I thought

The poor wife is probably fed up too. I dont know how many cars he has bought for his own wife before offering to buy an ex girlfriend a car.

I dont know how many houses he has built before offering to rent an apartment for his ex girlfriend, when the poster threated to chase her out because of him.

what do they get to talk about so much? i am sure it's issues surrounding the sëx they used to have. what could have been, what shouldn't have been and blah blah blah. there should be a law in naija made against men who speak to their exes that are married.

chaircover: Baby i dont think the man is divorced o! but I may be wrong

he's not divorced.
baby123 thought the OP meant ex-wife but he meant ex's wife.

coolsammy: @coogar: how i wish i could get in touch with the ex- wife. but i couldnt. even went as far as searching for him on facebook so as to trace his wife bt to no avail.

this is serious.....
honestly, i don't know what to say - some women just love complicating things for themselves!

Ibime: Why should Ibime be livid?

I feel sorry for the £50m striker whose managers keep dropping him for midfielders, whether RDM, Del Bosque or Mourinho.

Hehehe. . . Jose sending message to RA . . .

Lukaku to come on and score the winning goal. . .

£50m striker has made a name for himself - he has nothing else to prove. torres' haul of medals would make
messi/ronaldo jealous. the only thing missing is a league title and that's nothing.

i feel more sorry for lukaku & ba. in their former clubs, they would be starters in a big game like this.

afrodoc: moyes is not smiling ! awon eleyi jeyan awon Idi Amin
but seriously hope we are not left wide open in central midfield

if welbeck plays behind van persie, i trust him to track back and recover possession. rooney is lazy to do that these days. cleverley/carrick mauled them at the bridge last season. i trust them to hold fort in our first home game of the season.

[quote author=Somorin#1]You're a liar or just lucky so far.

You can't hold US residency card and also hold another. Legally anyways.[/quote]if he says he has residency card in 5 countries, what's the fuss? unless you have an empirical evidence he does not, there's no point disputing what he said.

@chelseafc: Cech, Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Cole; Ramires, Lampard; De Bruyne, Oscar, Hazard, Schurrle

no torres, no ba, no lukaku.
ibime must be livid. it then means jose does not rate any striker in chelsea. leaving them out in his biggest game yet tells me jose would buy rooney or another striker by september 2.

maybe falcao would move to chelsea

#Official MUFC XI: De Gea; Jones, Ferdinand, Vidic, Evra; Valencia, Cleverley, Carrick, Welbeck; Rooney, van Persie

david moyes is better than fergie selecting players. this was exactly what i was expecting him to choose. giggs should stay on the bench & come on in the 90th minute.

coolsammy: Based on some Nairalanders advice, i had to move this story of mine to the family section. i was assured that i was going to get some candid advice from this section that will really help my case. My story goes does;

My wife still relates with her ex- and kept assuring me that there is nothing going on between them. though this her ex does not stay in same town with her. but i discover that she is always engaged with him on the phone and they exchange series of text messages via watapps. i av stumbled on several of such messages on her phone. i av taking time to put up fights with her on several occasions and even quarelled the so called ex- over phone. but they would nt just bulge. i knw my wife sees him whenever he comes to town. he even credits my wife's account occasionally. i knw u guys will be wondering if i dnt fulfill my responsibility as a husband. I do of course, give her monthly allowance that is equal her monthly salary cos she works. i av never for once allowed her to spend her salary on home issues. she spends it all for herself. i av a well paid job. i bought her a car and was even planning to change her car come early next year cos i already told her to start looking for the kind of car she would prefer. i even sat her down to inquire why she is doing this to us but she wouldnt come up wit any tangible excuse, all she kept saying is nothing going on btw them. she even told me of a recent jokingly that the ex- is tryng to buy her a car and try to inquire from me if i will nt be mad with that.
i am just confused about the whole thing. dnt just knw wat step to take any longer. av told myself that divorce is not something i will want to settle for in life and considering again that there are issues btw us. it really make it difficult for me. the said ex- is also married with kids. why they wouldnt let go of each other is wat i am yet to understand. Pls i need a serious and matured advice on this. Thanks

you married the wrong woman....
you were the only one available to her when she caught the marriage bug - her ex was what she desired the most. this is a prevalent problem especially in nigeria - not too many women married who they really wanted.

there's no solution unless the man stops - you would be surprised it's your wife that is actually initiating the contact with this guy. you have nothing to lose. if i were you, i would let the partner of her ex know what's going on. fire your wife on your own side and let the other woman fire her husband.

if you have kids together, now is the time to DNA-test them.

Thorgan: This coogar of a guy has always been very aggressive and so uncivil in his arguements

this comment just showed you fell from a faggöt tree.... so you stalk my posts so much to know i am aggressive & ornery?

Ezeed: Coogar, why will I throw up when i didnt eat poison like yourself? Poster, now you want everyone to shut up an 'let you hear word', right? You don tire? Anyway, maybe we all should actually let you be, so you can get yourself properly tested and treated. Dont worry, it is well with you.

ezeed, why are you belly-aching?
ulcers, appendix, menstrual cramps or have you been knocked up by belzeebub? if you don't agree with the OP, ignore the thread and feel free to create your own instead of throwing fits like a photosensitive epileptic patient.

Ezeed: Mr coogar, no, I'm not the one who wakes up 2am and start raining insults on people out of no where; I'm not the one who lacks good communication skills; I'm not the one who cant state her points without using unprintable words; I'm not the one who ALWAYS sounds so so so bitter for no reason! Summary? I'm nt frustrated. Thanks for the offer, but that club is for the likes of the poster and you.

you are very frustrated....
jenny did not direct her missive to any particular nigerian, she was attacking the system and the hypocrites who talk a good game here but then pray and work towards getting out of nigeria. cretinous vermins like yourself.

And yes, I'v had something nourishing today- I even just 'spoilt' myself a little. I just got home( I LIVE IN NAIJA), and seeing the bitterness ppl like the poster and yourself have in them,I'm so happy and thankful to God for the joy he gives me daily. Peace.

nourishment is relative....
if we ask you to throw up now, the contents of your food would reveal something that can cause a permanent kwashiorkor. go home and stop bellyaching. every nigerian in nigeria is a billionaire and yet your life expectancy is 47. if you are 40 already, you have 7+ years to live before you kick the bucket. if you are older than 47, you are living overtime.

jennykadry: Who is this slimy eediot?

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OMO IBO: Cougar, you do realise that there's been a shift from threadstarter's initial post to what we have now.

Right now, everyones bragging. . .what they have and what they do not have.

But anyways, nigeria is not paradise. I won't join forces with pple who think so. But in Nigeria, you can make your own paradise.

making your own paradise is expensive, i am sure you would agree with me on that. you would have to be your own local government to achieve that - you must provide your alternate power supply, borehole, security, etc. is that sustainable over a long period?

besides, has it really occurred to you that this blind patriotism might be the reason our politicians act like they do. they know someway somehow, they have a bazillion of foot soldiers who use sweet words to paper the cracks. admitting something is wrong is the first step to redemption!

i don't blame the OP at all. what she experienced frustrated her and she's within her rights to talk about it. some people may not have experienced the same hardship in nigeria, they should feel free to create their own threads talking about how nigeria is much better than abu dhabi.

dayokanu: Then a Van persie for Torres swap would be the way to go

van persie is not restless - rooney is the restless pig.
torres would also be threatened if chelsea were to sign rooney or any striker. so it's a perfect symbiotic relationship.

Godogwu: my father is hardworking, my mother is hardworking....I am hardworking and so are so many other Nigerians all over the world most especially the ones living in Nigeria. I don't know about you or your failed family though....

if the above is true then you represent 0.01% of the nigerian population. in a nutshell, you are a minority.

Ibime: Thats even better. I was gonna give:

Mata + Torres + £5m = Rooney.

That's because Torres value is -£5m in that equation.

this is why you are not a manager - torres is a walking goldmine. i am quite sure he sells most shirts in chelsea. so from the financial side of things, he is a wonderful asset to have.

now to football matters....
torres would be joining a team of champions - where attacking football is priority. he would be playing around selfless wingers like valencia, young, kagawa unlike the ego-filled prima donna players @ chelsea. he's bound to score bazillion of goals at united!

it's written in the stars...

OMO IBO: This thread has lost its essence.
I dey go back lagos abeg. Make I go watch man u v chelsea

please don't go.....
state your points why you think living in nigeria is paradise. okija has stated his own madness. over to you....

Ezeed: Op, you're a depressed woman. Your posts on nairaland ALWAYS stink of BITTERNESS AND ANGER, so much so as to subsume everything else you might be trying to say.

This your way is not the way to live long oh. Only God in heaven knows the kind of troubled past you have, or perhaps you're still living in hell.

I wish you the best.

you sound frustrated - have you had something nourishing to eat today?

chucky234: Even people in my village dont need to swat mosquitoes every evening as the environment is as fresh as Adam's garden of Eden, no tell me say houseflies and mosquitoes no dey Yankee ooo cos dat one go make me send hot resounding e-slap take close your eyes for you. American wey red and white rats dey follow people live inside house na him you dey paint like mini heaven, abeg park well for roadside jare.

stop sounding like an illiterate.......
you cannot compare the quality of life in nigeria to anywhere else in the first world countries.

collynzo2: Wow, so much for a literate (@ bolded).
Nonviable fetus: An expelled or delivered fetus which, although living, cannot possibly survive to the point of sustaining life independently, even with support of the best available medical therapy.
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So how does the above refer to 'unborn foetus' again?

unborn because it was aborted, foetus because it's a foetus!!! you are such a tool. read carefully and tell me abortus isn't an unborn foetus!

Austinodark: You messed up,just be a man and take corrections

sorry bro, i don't trade words with rhesus monkeys like yourself.

Billyonaire: Try harder next time Mister Prodigal Iscariot, when I said that your intelligence quotient was less than 17% of that of a 10yrs old nigerian-in-Nigeria kid, I was wrong. Your IQ is actually 17% of a frog's.

Next time you wanna insult Nigeria and Nigerians, type in real English. Self-exiled King of Slaves in Diaspora.

half the cube-root of my IQ is beyond you....
you display the common sense of a pubic louse - don't be jealous i don't have to swat houseflies & mosquitoes like you do every evening......if you had made hay when the sun was shining for you, you wouldn't be driving dangote trucks at the age of 50!

collynzo2: Even if I didn't know, a simple google search would have done it. Even the name is self-explanatory, abortus is an aborted foetus, a dead foetus. An unborn foetus is still in the womb, 'foetus' alone is sufficient to describe it because once it's born it's no longer a foetus. Now go ahead and twist things.

you are a fool -
an abortus could be dead or living(non viable).....put your brain to use & stop add to the statistics of the stark illiterates in nigeria.

a·bor·tus (ă-bōr'tŭs)
1. An aborted embryo or fetus and membranes.

chucky234: Guy your senses don dey come back to the Coogar wey I know for Yankee, no worry I go talk to Naija ambassador for Washington make him re-instate your citizenship as a bonafide naija man,but dat Jenny na permanent outcaste and she go remain for exile till bro J come from heaven.

actually, let me take that back......
since you want my nigerian citizenship to be given back to me then i really think you are an obnoxious swine.

i really mean it!