₦airaland Forum

Afam4eva: If you hate Nigeria so much then what are you doing on Nairaland. Don't you Britons have discussion forums?

jennykadry: buahahhahahahahahahhahahahhaha okay coogar come pay for this Latte I almost choked on. Useless eediots born into a useless country. I stumbled upon one thread here in the travel section I think...one NLDER (Pslm 23 if I remember correctly) shipped a brand new Ford focus to Nigeria cos she was visiting December that year, she was involved in an accident at benin and guess what? the airbags did not pop. She investigated and found out that the airbags were missing----STOLEN by your fellow country people .....Go to the custom office in Abuja, thats where they auction cars that were impounded.

That country is useless and will remain useless for a long time cos it has gone bad beyond redemption. Imagine, only the rich enjoy the country cos they can afford to, what about the poor?

I was in Shop rite VI a few weeks ago and just a few shops from the Mr Biggs outlet there is this ice cream shop....I asked for cookies and cream and they told me they had it. Anyways by the time they finished mixing the nonsense and handed me the ice cream, the ice cream looked like poo mixed with mashed scrambled eggs and bacon. My sis was like, "you are not going to taste that are you?" I said why not, abi you want my 1300 naira to waste like that (you know we poor ones have to manage and protect our kobo), I almost spat on myself when I tasted it. I told the girl "I asked for cookies and cream, this isn't cookies and cream is it?" the eediot replied.."I mixed it myself and I know it's cookies and cream"....it doesn't taste like one I told her.... then she said "madam that is cookies and cream abeg, you can see we are busy here and I have other customers to attend to .....Ni bo? untop my cookies and cream?e no go better for devil. I told her to either fix me up with a nice vanilla ice cream or all hell with let loose To cut the long story short I got a nice vanilla icecream in a flake cone but I know I heard one of the workers there say....."All these American people wey no go let person hear word and then he started mimicking my accent....I was embarrassed for them. I know how many times i have had to return things that we bought mistakenly or don't like, yet they accept them with open arms and with smile on their faces....yet one eediot will tell me Nigeria is okay. May devil baptize them with his urine

Bloody lunatics

jennykadry: Nonsense country . Produce good leaders? No, produce good health care system? No, good educational system? No, good citizens? Majority are just stoopid.

What a useless country, a cursed land. A fucking space on the map

afrodoc: 2 seasons ago he struggled but last season alone he scored 15 goals in the serie A
and thats a big jump from 4 to 15
PLUS he is not a central striker

bxg: Lamela is pretty Special

The earlier they are exposed the better. It will make the religion all the better. Especially when there is zero tolerance for such acts. We hear of pastors doing abominable things these days. No one should be given immunity in any wrong doing because the person is a pastor. No one is victimizing him, but the station he put himself in, in life has made him accountable to others. I mean, he opened a church. A church is not just any business where you can abuse your workers and expect to get away free, and that is what he is learning now.

jennykadry: Did he rape her? If no then she should STFU

BinghiNya: Coogar van persie was shit against chelsea, rooney was clearly the top dog, he only is the master key, deny vp passes he will go awol

Godogwu: just like i said before, there is absolutely no winning with you or your types. Nigeria is a developing nation goddammit, i don't care if oil flows from everyones backyard, their has and will always be poor people. Regardless of whatever form of welfare or aid the government introduces. There has to poor people in every society,; its needed for social balance (and their population must be greater) [SOC 101] .

I won't say i'm completely ignorant of the points you're trying to put across. Nigeria is no where near that perfect country and can't be in any way compared to any first world country. We have alot of issues to deal with, rome wasn't built in a day and theres great room for improvement and i believe we have started getting it right no matter how little the growth may be as long as its still growth!.

N19,000 is comfortable for those who earn that amount and most times they are able to save, send their kids to school and provide for their family without any help from the government and that right there is plausible.

i'm not going to keep battering words with you on this, you clearly have the time. I've made my points clear to you. Enjoy whichever first world country you're at, better make use of the opportunities given to you aii. I've been to most of those places and i'm currently studying in the US and frankly theres nothing "Wow" about this place.

biolabee: that is the (mis)use of the authority naa,,,if it was a normal guy,,, moi... i go work work work like miley cyrus prunish arze to get a view of the lingerie but the man said the magic words "A new level of grace" and everything just yakata...

that is abuse,,,, and shares parallel lines with sexxual harassment in the work place. Reminds me of Mad Men,, (at least from the previews)

Maybe i will start watching it...

biolabee: ahh,coogar..,, sign fireman,,, god is a game... hahaha.. but bros that guy no pure naaa
true... theres a lot of things that are swept under carpet for big men...
on pastors i feel they should do more on social justice issues, help with schools, hospitals rather than living ostentatiously like the politicians

ok my thoughts...IF THERE WAS A RELATIONSHIP

the girl was attracted to the GoM/MoG.. shes had some relationship issues previously...
her natural inhibitions to male hustlas like moi was laid down (alcohol, hotel room ish) was laid aside because na pastor. that is the abuse part - the mans authority was used to manipulate or ease his way in an otherwise near-malleable lady

But being poked for 7 days kills it... damn,,, enter london cab or some line to the hotel post classes damn... the girl was on some major heat

The man misused his authority and should come clean to wife, church.. maybe step aside for a time for redemption
IF IT IS NOT TRUE... a good libel suit should do the needful

biolabee: ok... i get ur point,,, valid one.... but generally there is a tolerance factor for pastoral indiscretions across all denominations

hence controversies over private jets, opulence, license and all end up in Its God;s money, or judge not
See the rev king saga.. and how long it took for the man to be punisjed... this is a opiumised country religion-wise

biolabee: hmm..not sure.. naijans love their pastors
see the fame of sam adeyemi, trem, anslem madubuko, tony rapu et al...

in my opinion, theres a major assault on xtianity now from within as the leaders have not been seen as social crusaders bar tunde bakare

BagLova: Perhaps you should learn to mind ur business! U love naija so much yet you opened a thread on 'education in Ghana'. Can't stand hypocrites! Your comments display crass just as much tsk tsk. I wonder where you heard her fake accent?? Comments like this show jealousy tsk tsk The comment in bold never comes from someone with "good attitude".

Now when you get there, the person sweet talks you and is nude, shaking those assets seriously in your face. At the same time telling you about the level of grace she can take you to. Tell me you will not be too shocked to move or even do anything. Now, you guys do it. You are ashamed and disgusted at yourself. But she tells you to "Touch not the anointed". Now tell me what you will do Have you been taken advantage of? It wouldnt dawn on you the weight of what you have done till you enter the church. And that same pastor is preaching like she is the holiest.

I mean, Coogar, all of us have done something we are not too proud of. Some of us will die with it, others will try to confess. Especially if they feel they have sinned against God. They will not have peace till they do. She was not sacked from PCU( ), she left. Coogar, i am waiting for a rape story, i am sure you will blame the victim. You feel you have to stand up for a man, even when he is wrong and you know it is ridiculous. SMH

chucky234: Your unsatisfactory British education could not replace your void sense of reasoning,you must be in a serious state of compunction.

queenvic: LWKMD Coogar ! you go kill person wit your lyrics.. your too much

dayokanu: When you had a combined Bayern Chelsea team on this same Chelsea thread majority gave the advantage to Bayern players some as wide as 9-2.

This Chelsea cant match Bayern attack for attack and I expect Mourinho to play some anti football

Mandzukic would handle Ivanovic in a Balkan struggle and I expect Muller to send Terry into retirement

Chelsea has a chance I would put the game at 53-47 in Bayerns favour Thats not reflective on the odds and its an arbitrage opportunity

chucky234: Look who is talking about penmanship, a man who spill empty espitles yet thinks himself better than NIN. Go and have your literary English skills polished then come back because you are just average, Igbobi Communiy school graduate forming prof on NL.

chucky234: Pundits? Your dumbness got me completely perturbed, what a retard.
You are prolly searching for tumoil on google or 1826 British primary dictionary, even with Queen Eliza's free education system you are still intellectually deficient.

chucky234: Well I wasnt refering to turmoil either as turmoil stands for state of confusion or agitation.
Oga prof search for the word "tumoil" and not turmour or turmoil,trying hard to justify your average half-baked micky mouse brain.

Pataki: You are an educated nuisance! There is no word as 'tumoil'. Why are you such an obdurate goat when pundits are lecturing you free of charge here?!

Is this some form of generational idiocy?

Godogwu: Dangote doesn't have to employ 100 million Nigerians to prove Nigerias growth, the fact that he's providing employment at a great level is just enough. Most construction companies in Nigeria will use Dangote's cement, therefore the need to import cement is futile. Just like Nigeria has its own communications company (Globacom) and loads and loads of other privately owned Nigerian companies that provide employment for the country. It may not be the best out there, but we're definitely getting somewhere. some of us don't just see the downside in things.

I am counting just a handful because i can't mention them all, the Nigerians that don't sing are Engineers, doctors, accountants, lawyers, nurses, pharmacists, traders, farmers, entrepreneurs, cleaners, teachers etc...and they very well take care of themselves to the best of their abilities. i'm still wondering how people who got swindled got into this; did every single Nigerian swindle them??

yes i did american history at the Ohio state University and here again you display your inferiority complex. you just believe that whatever was paid to them at that point was enough to cater for their needs. what makes you thing people who earn N19k a month aren't comfortable... they'll be alright if you don't continuously rub it in their faces how you earn 8 bucks an hour making fries at mcdonalds. My gateman earns N35k and the driver earns N20k and they are not complaining... they use it to fulfil their needs and are able to save; my gateman recently bought plots of land in his village (he now has an asset). Nonetheless i get your point.

so if Nigeria starts paying newly weds $40,000 you'd be happy and shut your mouth about all the dust you've been yarning?... please!.. we have programs like SURE-P na dthe rest providing employment and giving capitals to well deserved entrepreneurs so frankly Jonathan is doing quite fine in that area.

Like I said earlier theres no winning with you. your mind is made up on Nigeria and so is mine as well but I can never diss my own country.

chucky234: Hahaha acted like a modern darkwin duck just as I expected, you prolly never come across the word " tumoil" in your entire pathetic diasporian life.

Brain tumour is the unusual growth cells within brain which causes brain cancer, well thats not what I meant when I said your zoombie neighbour is suffering from a rare brain tumoil. Take that as assignment little man,come back when you find the meaning of brain tumoil.