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eggheaders: chai guy you wicked oooo. You no come back for your whopping on the modenine thread.

did that thread continue after i left? i thought we concluded modenine should adapt his work to what suit the nigerian audience.....

dr dams: D apparent becomes obscure for d Ignorant.
Na simple english my broda. U wer sharp enough to spell Hon. Patrick surname, xtend dat sharpness to d literary sectn of ur brain.

simple english and yet you were text-typing like a child suffering from down syndrome? are you high from smoking your own pubic hair or what exactly did the diagnosis of your malfunctioning brain say?

dr dams: U r living in a Quasi Dream World bt I neva heard of an Erythroxylon Coca plantation in Ife..

Wher did u get urs frm?

Step up ur game n move beyond sophomoric and hallucinatory comments.

what's the meaning of this garbage? erythroxylon/sophomoric? were you sired by patrick obahiagbon?

[quote author=baby_123]I suspect he was a cult member in IFE. And got expelled. His heart is in that school and speaks like one with fond memories. Coogar confess here.[/quote]see you....
there's no cultism in ife. the only cult group in ife are the awo boys. students actually fear awo boys more than the VC or the senate!

Ishsoph: Going by ur analysis, he could quadriple his salary from banning members and hidding post unless otherwise he's a dulla.rd whch I knw he isn't.

but what about the curses rained on him by NLers. have you visited any of those threads criticising the mods? afam isn't a dullard, he doesn't want to turn mad & picked up by fashola's goons and get deported to ebonyi state
.

Jarus: Coogar,
You appear to know Ife more than me that spent 5 years there.

I don't know anywhere in quarters. Only visited once. I spent 5 years on that campus, stayed on campus throughout, but barely know half of that campus.

6 of my cousins went to OAU....
some of them stayed in the quarters, some at mayfair hotel and some in the hostels. i get to spend about 2-3 weeks per each visit. they have all graduated now though.

dr dams: N aw much av u been paid for ur thousands of posts?

i have been paid enough to put you in a cage and feed you at least 2 square meals for the rest of your life.

Ola Johnson: I sabi the place near Parks and Garden.

you are very correct! i hope that's not where you take your girlfriends for a nookie....

Ishsoph: Dont underestimate these guys earnings from this seemingly childish stuff we take nairaland to be. Last time Afam created a thread that burders on creating a style(fashion,grooming, cosmetics) for himself, asking for ideas from nairalanders. That was just his wardrope allowance.

afam gets N1000 per each member he bans, N500 per each hidden post and N20,000 per month. not bad for a young nigerian.

dr dams: Architectural Brillance or Watchacallit?
Dats been ur phrase all along..

Nw I c u r so myopic n blinded by d luv for ur alma mata..
Nw u shy away frm d structures n pin point d innocent trees..

Am sure d unilag u saw with d same colour was I nollywood..

you are a bush man....
i doubt you have even been to UNILAG. it's a very shyte school. the only thing worth looking at is their lagoon front & perhaps the senate building. architecturally, no school in nigeria can beat ife. you cannot compare other nigerian universities to ife. ife's architectural design was conceived & built by a Jew(arieh sharon)

google his name & stop embarrassing yourself in public.

Screwface: Cooger and elRooney about to go on another looooooong round of arguments where data's from all footballing sites would be pulled out for references.
And as usual, non will ever agree the other was right.
The thread pages will blossom again...and I'l be forced to skip 'em pages.

Ride on bosses!

there's a liverpool game coming up - time to address rooney's laziness would soon come. i am going to document & analyse rooney's technical flaws and you people would understand what i have been saying about him.

django1: OMG stop embarrassing yourself, you've never been to any school in the southwest. Unaab have better classes than this, even small futa sef.


Okija, your pictures did not do the littlest justice to OAU, infact anyone who has never been to the schl personally will never appreciate it, in other words, pictures can lie sometimes.

okija is an amateur at photography!
actually, he's a quack at everything asides offering sacrifices to okija gods. how he was allowed to travel to ife must be a mystery - another shock to me was okija can actually drive a car. is there a driving school at okija shrine?

Ola Johnson: If you don't have a car you'll regret living in the staff quarters.

there's a short cut from road 9 to the conference centre to the spider building. once you are @ the spider building, you link the bursary to humanities then to oduduwa hall.

dr dams: UNILAG is small - of course its in an Urban Area bt dnt because of "Alumni Extremism" shy away frm d quality of its structure also...

No sku beats UNILAG SENATE Building..

N most of UNILAG Architecture is Influenced by their fully aquatic environment...

Give UnIlag same xpanse lyk Ife, den u ll c wonders n power of maintenance..
I am an Ife indigene so dnt try n tackle me..

UNILAG is not only small, the school lacks architectural brilliance. i would never take any school that has one colour like a military prison serious. they are so devoid of ideas, they even paint their trees with the same mumu colours.

denzel2009: Are you sure seun would grant you leave to be taking pics all over the rural communities when you are supposed to be moderating his site?

he would get a written note from peter obi to secure a month leave from seun's clutches. the problem is, how's afam going to fund this expensive expedition - is he going to travel by a car or a camel?

[quote author=baby_123]Am sure the pastor would have thought the same. What, brave girls like this have a sign on their forehead? Learn to control your blokos, it will even make women want you more. And respect you. . If you refuse, what ever comes of it, you embrace it. Na you sabi.[/quote]i have a tester that tells me when a babe is desperate & despicable like ese. did you read her blog? she meets a guy in one day and she's already planning wedding & raising babies in her head.

imagine what she would have thought after the romp with pastor biodun. she probably expected pastor biodun to chase his wife away and make her the pastor(mrs) ese. it was a shock when she discovered all her efforts were in vain.

saxywale: Okija missed out the staff quarters(a small country inside a uni)... or maybe someone gave him a clue that he would get lost due to the tricky nature of the staff quarters road network.

the staff quarters is a maze.....
they have about 24 roads, isn't it? jeeeez, it was like a country in the school. lush greenery, pine trees, tarred roads, working street lights & traffic lights.

[quote author=baby_123]I hope in all this you have learnt something about controlling your blokos. Because you might end up with an Ese who wants to talk about her experience. hahahaha. Still i support her doing whatever makes her happy. The pastor already used her to release some tension and exploit the effects an possibilities of manipulation. [/quote]i learnt nothing from this saga....
there's no lessons to be learnt when 2 grown ups decide to have steamy sëx for a week.

one of the things i was taught in my early teens was how to duck & avoid women like ese - women with the emotional make-up of a 12-year old girl.

misterh: That second pix is the old Amphi. That aerial view seems to be from the Senate building. Nice one!

yeah, i know they covered the old amphi now. i was there when dele momodu did a school carnival in OAU when he brought about top 40 nigerian artistes to the school and painted the school red.

[quote author=baby_123]Again it is obvious her point was not to destroy pastor Biodun. But to talk about her issues since everyone she talked to either laughed at her, or swept what she was dealing with under the carpet. Some people keep diaries, and like to write about their experiences. I dont. But maybe this was the way she could express herself? You cant blame her for taking matters into her own hands since the "custodians" of her faith and what she believes in failed her. So anything she does, they have to take it in good faith.[/quote]baby123, the matter had been dealt with by pastor flo. when such things happen, the church deals with it privately. according to her, she was told pastor biodun had confessed and he repented - yet ese still wanted a one v one meeting arranged privately with pastor biodun.

what else does she want? she wants the church to stop operating or for pastor biodun to step down as a pastor? when people confess sins to a priest, the matter is dealt with privately. look at the confession box in the catholics, it's between the sinner & the MOG they confess to - it's never a public matter.

ese is just a slithery-aśs creature determined to ruin a MOG!

Burger01: SHooting pool! What kinda pool was that? Oh! I see.

pool table, mate!!!

Jarus: you try.
a la carte.

but some for ajepako like us, iya egin at old buka was our favourite

ewwwwww, that bushy smelly place? that's a visa to cholera or typhoid fever. spices was my favourite then.

armyofone: 15
This school is always being painted during the summer breaks. Many HS students under facility management do painting as summer job. You can see my dorm room looking like new. A school est in the 18th century (18..)
Let me see if I can get a good student contract to set up a small painting for OAU . But I don't wan back for ground, I dey fear o.

good luck on that....
naija lecturers are not like your disciplined superiors in quantico. beware....

more OAU pics....

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[quote author=baby_123]Coogar did you go to OAU [/quote]i wish i did - i used to go there to poach cute chics from moremi/moz back in the days. i go there to visit cousins & friends. i often spend 2-3 weeks having fun & shooting pool.

armyofone: don't let me help you get some nuts untighten up there. I have my screw driver and spanner handy.

just confess you want to massage my nuts.

[quote author=baby_123]I find your fetish of banging a lady in a habit repulsive. Why will i bang a pastor. Am sure you will have no qualms about it or even for one second regret your action though. [/quote]very well.....
you will not screw this man because of your morals. it then proves ese has no morals and she knew what she was doing.

bang a pastor? there are enough women in the system. younger, prettier, bouncier böobs, etc. i wouldn't even get myself in such a drastic situation.


[quote author=baby_123]If she released all the evidence, you will call her a destroyer. She only wrote on a blog you are calling her mentally unstable and a leech. Damned if you do, damned if you dont. So she did. Encourage the pastor to talk if you want to see more evidence. I am actually interested in her releasing what she claims she has. [/quote]see excuses -
she should have released all the evidence the moment she posted the story on her blog. had she done that, pastor biodun would have been forced to make statements. pictures, voice recording, etc dont lie.

armyofone: Every school break, they should be hiring painters to work . . . . why do colleges shy away from such?
Enjoying the pix.

where's the money to do those? we have one of the worst government on the planet. the only time they touched the school was during buhari's PTF. that must be some 15 years ago.

Samshady: could.nt help but laugh. Ask about ABU, this cant cant compare!

okija's amateur pictures didn't do the school any justice - you have to visit the place yourself. hire a guide cos you might get lost in there. it's about 100 times the size of UNILAG

[quote author=baby_123]Yes, am sure mentally sex with someone you hold in high esteem and look to as a symbol of what you believe in is probably different from sex with a random man. This is where responsibility from the pastor comes in play. Obviously the mental thoughts involved in a 7days getaway with a pastor will be different with a 7day getaway with even a known actor. Guilt.[/quote]question - in ese's shoes, would you have bänged pastor biodun? answer yes/no please

misterh: plus my faculty, Social Sciences! I still marvel @ those three buildings. The way they are linked is great.

top class architectural design especially the basements - then you have the spider building next to conference centre - that building is glorious....

the quarters is as big as lekki - i wonder why okija's iPad didn't capture the VC's lodge that looked like saddam hussein's fortress.

babyosisi: The food from the buka areas were quite good then
I was there in the 90's too
The campus is great, but Ife as a town is quite unsightly

a la carte
spices
flavours
chicken plaza.

if my cousins don't take me there, i start a riot. those places are really really cool. the greenery & tarred roads.

9jadelta: nahhh university of Ibadan is way cooler with nice structures

UI looks like a school built by the aztecs - the structures are old & lazy. go to the faculties of admin & law in OAU and see the work of architectural brilliance!

[quote author=tpia@]what the heck?

this is the mentality that makes dim witted female folk stalk pastors or other religious leaders and then complain they cant get viable husbands?

and if i had a euro for the number of times i've heard religious folk being criticized on nl for having the most boring sex lives ever, i'd be sunning myself on a yacht right now?

are you folks now singing a different tune because ese said she carried her butt for 7 straight days to beg the pastor to service her engine, pardon my language?

what will one not read on nl? [/quote]this tpia is a comedian...
service her engine indeed - pastor biodun must be a great auto-mechanic. he topped the oil for 7 days, straightened shaft and worked on her allignment.

babyosisi: Why do the students look like cattle rearers and pepper sellers?

True Ife is a great campus
I was there back then on a visit when babyosisi was babyosisi
Umu boys a na chaghari anya

it's the best i have seen in naija - it makes UNILAG look like a glorified secondary school. okija didn't go to their dam and their near flawless zoological gardens(the scariest zoo i have ever been to).

our leaders should be ashamed of themselves that a school built in the 60s is not constantly renovated & maintained. ife is nigeria's most beautiful campus by a distance.

rooney was the worst player on the pitch - his selection alone was political. he gave away the ball despite the fact that he operated in a deep position.

all his shots were outside the box - i wonder how he expected to beat cech with pop shots from 35 yards. either one of our centre-halves should have bagged the award, not rooney!

babyosisi: Says who?
Sex with an MOG is just as regular as a non MOG
You are the one making MOGs superhuman

i wonder o - abi nigerian women think MOGs have double-headed dïcks?

If someone old me what I believed was false and he was an MOG I would ask him to show me the scripture to prove it
Isn't that what the Bible enjoins us to do?

apparently, you are wrong -
if your MOG says what you have always believed is wrong, the only way to verify is to untie your wrapper, kiss him, sit on his lap and roll with him between the sheets.....

repeat process 6 more times
end program!

[quote author=tpia@]@ topic

if na kano this woman dey, the govt for don find am husband so she can reduce her waka about?

lord have mercy![/quote]tpia, find her someone in australia na
all those aborigines would not mind a nymphö like ese walters. i have never seen a more conniving and devious nigerian woman all my life. no shame, no decorum, no dignity....desperation is worse than illiteracy!


[quote author=baby_123]ok. I support him saying his own side of the story. But i feel he knows she may come out with the evidence. The reason why she wrote it all on a blog is obvious. Even a healthy man in a good relationship couldnt handle such truths. Not to talk of a girl who was in the eye of the storm and was the one struggling. The pastor is a crook and very well an expert at his game, and church business. The thing is church might just be a business to him, but to others it is means a whole lot more. Even those who may not attend church daily.[/quote]if there's a more compelling evidence that ese is still withholding at this point, then she's nothing but a lethargic devil.

why hold on to the evidence if this isn't a cheap blackmail? why must she wait for the pastor's response or lack of response to present her evidence?


[quote author=baby_123]Coogar, coogar, coogar! Repent for the kingdom of God is at hand. You see black, you call it white. Even after the quotes i posted. [/quote]which quotes?
it's a big web of hypocrisy - she claimed she was a victim of a pastor's manipulation and abuse, then she said she wasn't. besides, isn't this her statement? do you really think she would say 100% truth about the matter? even armed robbers & serial killers present statements that make them look like saints. i am not impressed!

ese sought this pastor's boxers and willingly had sëx with him. she went back 6 more times and when the pastor moved on, ese felt used and neglected. she then wrote a cöck & bull story to draw sympathy from nigerians who are generally against the excesses of the new generation pastors.

babyosisi: Can you imagine
She wanted the man to stop preaching
That was one of her demands
Unbelievable
Stop preaching because of 7 days with her
What nerve
Does she know how he has settled it with his God?
She is a selfish and conniving individual

that's exactly what i told the pastor bashers in the other thread. how the pastor wants to confess & repent is entirely his prerogative! he can decide to do it in his closet or in his toilet. the pastor's relationship with his God is none of our business. ese is a slithery creature determined to ruin the pastor & the church.

Most people with commonsense would have returned to Nigeria,repented ,changed church and moved on
She went back there to the same church and the man didn't give her face anymore ,he had moved on and she got mad
I bet you that is what happened
I am a woman,that is what women do

of course, that's what happened....
she felt used after the pastor moved on and neglected her so she plotted to smear his reputation. it looks like those michael douglas' movies - fatal attraction & disclosure

ese is a woman scorned!