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Family › Re: A Weekend Get-Away With Wifey! !!! by coogar: 7:20pm On May 14, 2013
Vikin: Ibadan mosquitoes that gives typhoid coupled with malaria parasite +++.

grin

Berra look for hotel with AC.
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Family › Re: A Weekend Get-Away With Wifey! !!! by coogar: 6:42pm On May 14, 2013
Vikin: How are you sure she didn't contribute? cheesy

Baba oyo planned it doesn't mean he never asked her to contribute financially!

Besides, the shopping alone iya oyo went for, d designers, don reach to book flight ticket to the states tongue.

All from her pocket!
i rest my case.....no energy to argue tonight!
Family › Re: A Weekend Get-Away With Wifey! !!! by coogar: 6:34pm On May 14, 2013
naijababe: Erin Ijesha waterfalls is your answer. Lots of fresh water to help Pataki get all the anger out of him.
very nice place - i was there in 2011.
climbed n climbed - it's so strange one would not even believe such places exist in nigeria. nigerian tourism needs some marketing skills.
Family › Re: A Weekend Get-Away With Wifey! !!! by coogar: 6:21pm On May 14, 2013
Vikin: fixed! cool
vikin, be careful.....
what's so difficult in flying out with one's husband to enjoy? men are generally busier and this is nigeria, na baba oyo go pay for the whole expenses. appreciate baba oyo's effort.

so unfix before i call NSCDC to arrest you....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 5:54pm On May 14, 2013
i can't believe they dropped ramires, rafael and coutinho......that's a nonsense list!
Family › Re: A Weekend Get-Away With Wifey! !!! by coogar: 5:50pm On May 14, 2013
Baba Oyo: Coogar, after the juice, I wasn't too sure what was working for me o, maybe na the peace and joy from within or the pineapple juice.

That will surely be an experiment for another day. . ..hehehe.
you have done well.........
mama oyo is a very fortunate woman. only few men can take the time and fly their wives out to obudu ranch in this current economic climate.
Family › Re: A Weekend Get-Away With Wifey! !!! by coogar: 5:48pm On May 14, 2013
armyofone: didn't you see where he said when you have inner peace, pineapple juice is not necessary?
hey you, continue to drink from the gallon/keg, even use funnel sef tongue grin
the inner peace theory is 50-50. make-up sex sessions are the best. wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 5:45pm On May 14, 2013
sawyer89: Just saw the list of Brazil's team for the Confederation competition and surprisingly Ramires name was missing. Do you think this is right.
I think he deserves a place in the team. What do you think?
why not show us the list?
Family › Re: A Weekend Get-Away With Wifey! !!! by coogar: 5:43pm On May 14, 2013
Baba Oyo: After a good time in the pool, I was super tired and really out of energy. The temptation to pounce on more cans of energy drink was high, coupled with some silent but obvious encouragement from wifey (for obvious reasons I guess) , I opted for good reliable water and some fruit juice. ...lol.....remembered Jidegirl and her pineapple juice theory at this point.


After all said and done, we went back to the room around 10pm, more blue episodes till around 2am.
Have you guys noticed how well you perform when you are at peace with ur woman? Forget about the energy and pineapple drinks, there is just this natural strength you derive from that inner peace.
baba oyo, the story is incomplete - did you try the pineapple therapy? grin
Family › Re: A Weekend Get-Away With Wifey! !!! by coogar: 4:59pm On May 14, 2013
Family › Re: A Weekend Get-Away With Wifey! !!! by coogar: 4:46pm On May 14, 2013
Ujujoan: Now I know how much you hate me . . . shocked cry
Onye ofe mmanu . . tufiakwa! angry angry angry
uju, stop pretending, you have tasted enough yoruba boys and perhaps girls. cheesy

I'm off jare . . . tell that bush meat to take a gun to his head and make life better for us all!
tell him yourself when you guys get between the sheets later tonight.

biolabee: coogar pls give us a gif to capture this momentous conjoining
ok boss.....

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Family › Re: A Weekend Get-Away With Wifey! !!! by coogar: 4:32pm On May 14, 2013
alutacontinua: Seriously, i still don't get why they're not kissing already. undecided
the shakara of an igbo woman....
ujujoan is playing hard to get - pataki is too impatient. whenever you see these 2 lovebirds, sparks must fly. they should convert this nuclear energy to romance energy abeg!
Family › Re: A Weekend Get-Away With Wifey! !!! by coogar: 4:28pm On May 14, 2013
Ujujoan: Pukes . . .
uju take me offer....
by august, you would be here telling us about your own experience too @ obudu ranch! it seems to be the latest fad in town now.
Family › Re: A Weekend Get-Away With Wifey! !!! by coogar: 4:20pm On May 14, 2013
the love between pataki and ujujoan should be addressed. how can 2 people love each other so much that they come online to pretend?

pataki, i have the key to baba oyo's chalet in obudu..... you can use it and create your own hurricane. may the gods of your land be with you. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:00pm On May 14, 2013
[quote author=Mr_TA]Remember those are league stats only not all comps.[/quote]chicharito has 17 goals in all competitions and he's mostly been a sub.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 3:57pm On May 14, 2013
chelseabmw: Chelsea have reportedly agreed a £42.5m fee for Cavani with performance related add-ons & salary around £145k pw. (Mediaset via Talksport)


I DONT LIKE CAVANI angry angry WE NEED A YOUNG STRIKER undecided undecided
another falcao deal.....
monaco are muscling everyone out of the way. they have falcao in the bag and reports say they want evra and tevez. rooney is joining arsenal!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 3:43pm On May 14, 2013
nateevs: They could have won more titles. The season with Pelegrini in charge comes to mind. Being directly up against arguably the best team in the world, the odds are stacked against ones championship hopes.
barcelona spoilt the party for everyone. united would have won it 3 times between 2008 and 2011 but guardiola's monster squad were just too good for everyone else. no amount of trillions could have silenced that team!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 3:30pm On May 14, 2013
dayokanu: In the same time frame, Real madrid has Spent a similar amount on players, Won the league 3 times, Changed coaches 10 times, Won 0 Champions League,Crashed out of CL second round 4-5 times in a row
real madrid have a huge history behind them.
they can bloody do whatever they want. their record of 9 champions league titles cannot be rivalled.

what's chelsea's history before roman? what are they doing presently to make history? madrid in their pomp won 5 champions league in a row - chelsea in their pomp has won how many?

apples and oranges, mate!

sephia: LMFAO. Seat na seat. Some have .a.s.s but no seat.
the $64,000 question - sephia, where's your aśś?

wonlasewonimi: You see, you have the right to brag. But when some okugbe keeps talking about history and class. We need to redefine the terms. Let's see how they escape Wigan tonight.
arsenal have history.....
they moved from woolwich to north london. that's history! arsenal have won 13 league titles(same as giggs), that's also history. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 3:08pm On May 14, 2013
sephia: Anyhow, we sit side by side on that exalted table while those with class and history gaze at us from the ground. grin
abeg o, seat get levels.
i have the class, the history and the titles to show for it. you have a seat too but na plastic chair.

arsenal fans don't have nothing to sit on. they are on the mat waiting for crumbs to drop from the high table. however, arsenal's miracle is nigh. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 2:54pm On May 14, 2013
sephia: Such effrontery !!!. Winning the CL without class or history. tongue
i don't blame you
bayern are so useless you cannot trust them to finish a job. schweini allowed you to be sitting next to me on the champions league winners high table. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 2:35pm On May 14, 2013
sephia: Like we were told some seasons back 'go and win the champions league then we can discuss' grin
it still hasn't dawned on me yet that sephia, dyabman and omo ibo are champions league winners. how did you guys manage it? grin cheesy

CFCfan: Tell them. Mikel's defensive orientation allows the likes of MAZACAR and Ramires to bomb forward at will.
don't mind them.....
it's like someone asking what carrick brings to the table. players who maintain positional discipline by not getting carried away to join in the action are priceless.

statistics have completely changed the way we evaluate football players. it's so tedious. give me mikel anyday. i value his slow zombie safe passing that keep the possession than the risky passes of hazard that give the opposition the ball.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 2:32pm On May 14, 2013
sephia: I laugh in Zulu. Nigerians are sentimental about Mikel. Mikel plays poorly for Chelsea. Mikel is a mediocre player, lacks speed, skill and initiative. 30k would be just right as a take home per week.
mikel is the best midfielder in chelsea. it will take years before you understand the kind of balance mikel brings to the team. he is doing basically what claude makelele was doing in chelsea back in the days.

So a player like hazardous Hazard should be in the third tier? Coogar, go take your meds for the day.
hazard would be in the 2nd class - he tailed off in the second half of the season. mata was consistent throughout and mikel was outstanding in every match he's played for chelsea.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 2:19pm On May 14, 2013
sephia: I agree. Actually, i just want people to state their views on who deserves more and who deserves less based on current form. Like i stated earlier i feel Ramires and Mata deserve a reasonable increase compared to what they put in. Players should be paid based on performance. That would make players sit up.
on that note - mata and mikel should be the top earners. ramirez, oscar, moses, ivanovic, cech, cole, luiz, cahill should be in the 2nd tier. the rest should be in the third.
Celebrities › Re: Oge Okoye Covers Up In A Blanket - Yay Or Nay? by coogar: 2:10pm On May 14, 2013
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 1:47pm On May 14, 2013
olodo: Just tot I should ask this question, in case arsenal fail to make UCL, how are we going to cOpe for one whole year? (not sure I can watch tonite game life)make
europa league is very entertaining.....
arsenal can even win it. you would be the strongest team there.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 1:40pm On May 14, 2013
sephia: I saw this online. Assuming the info is correct.
My observation is Ivan, Mata, Ramires are underpaid. Terry, Torres and Mikel are overpaid.

Here is what each player at Chelsea is earning:

Eden Hazard - £185,000
Fernando Torres - £175,000
John Terry - £175,000
Frank Lampard - £140,000
Ashley Cole - £120,000
Petr Cech - £100,000
Gary Cahill - £80,000
David Luiz - £75,000
John Obi Mikel - £75,000
Juan Mata - £67,000
Daniel Sturridge - £60,000
Ramires - £55,000
Oscar - £40,000
Paulo Ferreira - £40,000
Ryan Bertrand - £40,000
Marko Marin - £35,000
Cesar Azpilicueta - £30,000
Victor Moses - £30,000
Branislav Ivanovic - £28,500
Ross Turnbull - £17,000
Oriol Romeu - £15,000
their market value as at when they entered into the contract is the key. mata wasn't this good when he joined chelsea. his contract would be reviewed some 12-18 months before his current contract expires. that's the way it works elsewhere too.

everyone thought torres would join chelsea n start pulling trees. things have not worked the way it's expected but chelsea had agreed to pay him £175k before his below expectation performance. they are not going to reduce his wages because of his performance - the law won't allow it.
Politics › Re: Nasarawa Gives N1m Cheque Each To Widows Of Slain Policemen by coogar: 1:34pm On May 14, 2013
babyosisi: Coogar,stop following me from place to place
I am not into cougaring business dear
Haba!
you are too old for such purposes.....
Politics › Re: Policeman Caught In The 'N20' Act (Pictures) by coogar:
babyosisi: I know you like me a lot,most people do
I like you too like a brother
abort such thoughts, it's not worth conceiving!

usability100: Some of you get this wrong, that the FG pay them 15k is not why they rob on the road, rather the poor mentality behind why they get the job, indiscipline and the fear they get from people when they hold the gun on the road
your logic is flawed....
underpaying them gives them the chutzpah to extort money from the people. there's a ready made excuse to extort. have you seen the poor condition of these men? they don't even have spare uniforms to wear.

FYI, the men you see collecting mone(robbing) on the road deliver whatever they make on the road to one 'Oga at the Top' in the office whose salary is not less than 100k, so you can see that their salary is not the main issue here and paying them 500k wont solve the problem either.
same principle applies.....
if the oga @ the top gets renumerated like his counterparts all over the world, he wouldn't need to get his hands dirty. survival has more priority than any ethic codes. people ate humans during biafra war. if they had food, would such be necessary? you would be surprised what you would consider doing when you have to survive by any means - you would drink your own piss!

Lets take a factory worker who gets paid 20k at the end of the month for instance, have u seen them on the road collecting money from the motorist? No, the reason is just that they dont have uniform and gun to rob the road users like their friends in black who get almost same salary do(i dont believe they earn that low anyway because minimum wage in Nigeria is 18k i think)
the factory worker would also steal within the comfort of his work area. they steal products and resell them for a token. corruption exists everywhere in nigeria.

Therefore, i can tell you that the amount of money you pay them is not the issue but the indiscipline that has eaten so deep into their bone marrow. Many Nigerians work for 50k per month with more than 3 people depending on them, we havent seen them on road robbing motorist
don't feed your dog - let's see how disciplined he would get after a while. the whole system must be reformed. employ graduates, train them properly and pay them what graduates should get and the corruption would reduce. a policeman extorting drivers = civil servants creating ghost workers! they are all doing it to find extra cash to get by.
Politics › Re: Nasarawa Gives N1m Cheque Each To Widows Of Slain Policemen by coogar:
babyosisi: How about the families of all those slaughtered and maimed by their husbands starting from the relatives of the bodies in the Ezu river
What do they get?
osisi, shut up your mouth and be sensitive....
how's nassarawa state connected to the people killed in a river in enugu state?

abdul4new: Although the money is not enough,bt it will go along way in assisting d families left behind
exactly what i thought
these men were killed in action. they should have gotten up to 10m each, they had wives and children. i am still chuffed for the widows. half bread is better than nothing.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 1:17pm On May 14, 2013
sephia: grin grin
he showed me an old pic - and there was fat ibime donning the full regalia of pires. grin
Politics › Re: Policeman Caught In The 'N20' Act (Pictures) by coogar: 1:15pm On May 14, 2013
babyosisi: The eediot may even be on nairaland telling us the wonders they do and how they apprehend criminals when we know they capture or kill people who refuse to grease their palms.
Where is the Ombatse clan of Nassarawa when you need them grin
it seems you have lost your senses lately....
you are making fun of the death of 90 policemen murdered in cold blood by some blood-thirsty hoodlums? may heaven forgive you!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 1:12pm On May 14, 2013
sephia: So between Chelsea and City who has fared better with all the money spent within equal time frame? In the first 4 seasons we had already won the league twice and and FA and Carling cup.
the state of the premier league was different when roman first arrived. if my memory serves me well, roman kicked off the foreign ownership by the oligarchs. you cannot compare when it was between wenger/fergie to now that there are 4-5 competent teams going for it.


Madrid has spent far more than Chelsea and has won very little in the same time frame.
It's not just about the money, Chelsea has the right attitude, all we need is a decent manager and stability and we will dominate the EPL for a full century. wink
i agree it's not only about the money but the money has helped chelsea a lot. 90% of today's chelsea fans defected from arsenal. grin i met someone the other day @ london bridge. he claims to know ibime and that tamuno was supporting arsenal as at 2002. grin

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