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Politics › Re: Policeman Caught In The 'N20' Act (Pictures) by coogar: 1:07pm On May 14, 2013
Chrichigo: Are u sure dey are paid 15000 as monthly salary
i doubt it's more than 13,500........
the nigerian policeman is the most underpaid worker on the planet. how convenient must it be to stay under that scorching sun setting road blocks? our policemen deserve better. the whole structure should be reformed.
Politics › Re: Policeman Caught In The 'N20' Act (Pictures) by coogar:
kpozite: They weren't forced to do the job, were they? Small salary is not enough excuse to collect N20. There are a few good ones there receiving the same small salary and are content with it without collecting bribes. If they are not content with their salary, why not resign honourably and go get a job that pays that jumbo salary they desire.
there's no job in nigeria - it doesn't mean the policemen should be underpaid. the structure has issues. i don't see how our policemen shouldn't be earning N200,000 a month. the government have to make the profession attractive. the attraction would then command the respect of the public. the only reason anyone would attempt to bribe a naija policeman with N20 is because he knows the policeman is hungry.
Family › Re: A Weekend Get-Away With Wifey! !!! by coogar: 12:24pm On May 14, 2013
horny4u: Well Hillary was cheating too (was not blown).....check history
hilary cheated too? with who?
Family › Re: A Weekend Get-Away With Wifey! !!! by coogar: 12:10pm On May 14, 2013
nikkykay: Abeg y r ds women taking panadol over mama/baba oyo's headache? na wa oo undecided
don't mind them - they are probably jealous of baba oyo's séxual prowess in the bedroom. any man that turns a perfectly arranged bedroom into the aftermath of hurricane katrina would attract jealousy. grin

baba oyo is a legend!
Politics › Re: Policeman Caught In The 'N20' Act (Pictures) by coogar: 12:06pm On May 14, 2013
Tunjman: A leopard can never change its spots
you mean our dedicated policemen are leopards?
the problem is the system. these men put their lives on the line to protect us and they get paid N15,000 a month. some of them have wives and children. won't they survive? in the middle of this is a fisherman president that spends N1 billion on food alone.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 12:03pm On May 14, 2013
debosky: Maybe some people need to understand history didn't start in 2003. cheesy cheesy

PS - winning a trophy doesn't give you a sense of class and history. #justsaying
that's a huge blow to sephia's solar plexus. grin
Family › Re: A Weekend Get-Away With Wifey! !!! by coogar: 11:08am On May 14, 2013
Ujujoan: Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying women don't forgive infidelity . . I mean look at Tuface and Annie shocked shocked
2face cheated on annie? grin

I'm not even saying I won't . . I'm just saying there's always a reason for forgiving and it's not 'love'! undecided
it's love......some women love their partners so much they cannot even imagine a life without him or life with someone else.

And for the record, I think OP and wife have a beautiful marriage . . one with a great level of understanding. That's all that matters. It works for them . . simple!
now you are talking - this is the uju i once knew at yenagoa NYSC camp. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 11:04am On May 14, 2013
sephia: 3 league titles in 10 years is pretty impressive for a team that hadn't won it in 50 yrs. Not to mention a CL and 4 FA cups. If that isn't success, then what is?
Chelsea had plans to move to a better stadium but we all know what stalled it.
yes - we all know you bought the titles with blood money. do you know where the money that transformed chelsea came from? 3 league titles for a club that has spent close to a billion pounds on players is not exactly success!!!

I've lost count of how many talented players have come out of our academy in 10 years, quite unfortunate we prefer to loan and sell them.
The only major challenge is that of hiring and firing managers, again on the flip side it has yielded results.
there's no structure - that's the problem.
mourinho might go to city. what transpired between him and roman would certainly happen again. besides, city are richer and he wouldn't need to deal with a ruthless owner like roman.

Many clubs would love to trade places with CFC, i bet you. As far as i know the club is doing pretty ok. We are on course for the FFP, we don't spend crazy amount on players anymore since the days of the dud,we have reduced our squad size. My dear, CFC is doing pretty well.
stoke would love to trade places with arsenal.
you are not saying much with that statement. it's all about expectations and meeting that expectation. when this roman revolution started 10 yrs ago, the expectation then was humongous(chelsea were supposed to be the biggest club in england by now, the brand should have been bigger) but chelsea have failed to meet that expectation.
Family › Re: A Weekend Get-Away With Wifey! !!! by coogar: 10:49am On May 14, 2013
Ujujoan: grin grin grin
The cheating part is the second option na . . . cheesy cheesy

It's one thing to 'forgive' . . it's another thing to 'ignore' it, even expect it!

K, I see people are beginning to get jittery . . . I'm out@ cool cool
i am not jittery....... i don't expect my partner to forgive me if i cheat cos i won't forgive her. however, there are women that would readily forgive and forget - they know the burden of being a man and they understand it's not unusual for a man to stray once in a while. not every woman is as liberated as you.

ujujoan, the 21st century mgbeke feminist. there's a feminist event called the "slutwalk" coming up next month in london. i can send you a ticket to attend it so you can showcase your feminism on a global scale. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 10:40am On May 14, 2013
dyabman: I hear by Admit and concur that Coogar A.k.a Sharon/jackal is a consummate Nitwit grin cool angry
dyabman, if you look hard enough you would see testicles floating in your brain cavity.
Family › Re: A Weekend Get-Away With Wifey! !!! by coogar:
Ujujoan: You read right . . .

There are only 2 reasons why a woman will ignore being cheated on . . .

1. She's not in love with the hubby and is getting enough money to look the other way!

2. She's cheating too . . . cool

@ Op . . take your pick! cool cool
you have a crooked mind.....
that a woman forgives her husband's infidelity does not mean she's cheating. uju, where do you get this patience ozokwor mentality from? sometimes i wish someone should just take you to a market square and flog you repeatedly for hours.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 10:33am On May 14, 2013
sephia: What f-king dominance do you guys want? We qualify for CL every season since the decade, have won the League, Champions league, Carling cup, FA cup, even the community shield and hopefully the UEFA cup. We have had had highest goal scorers, have had players in the world XI team, have had player come runner up as World best footballer, have had the finest and best players walk through the club.
What else do haters want? We should win the FIFA world cup abi wetin? Stupid, f-king plonkers.
roman has been here for 10 yrs - chelsea have only won 3 league titles in that period. there's no stability, no youth policy, not even a fücking stadium expansion. chelsea have not really improved structurally - they are the microcosm of what man utd are.

peter kenyon made a vow back then that he would build chelsea up and make it the biggest football brand in the world. 10 years later and the club hasn't really made any giant strides. the FFP is here, how would chelsea balance the books?
Crime › Re: Woman Missing Since 2003 Found In Son’s Cupboard by coogar: 9:33am On May 14, 2013
Ade0001: The police in Imo have arrested one Chimezie Osuigwe, a retired vice-principal, for the alleged murder of his 78-year-old mother in 2003.

Osuigwe was arrested after the embalmed body of the septuagenarian was discovered in a cupboard at his house by a family member.

According to Mr Musa Katsina, the Commissioner of Police in Imo, the woman, Mrs Lucy Osuigwe, was declared missing since 2003.

Katsina told newsmen at the house in Ejemekuru in Oguta Local Government Area on Monday that the embalmed body had been kept in that condition since 2003.

“The corpse of Mrs Lucy Osuigwe, who was declared missing in 2003 was found in a large cupboard inside a shrine in a private room in a circumstance depicting ritual practice.

“The embalmed body, which was kept in that condition for about 10 years is believed to have been placed in the wardrobe by her son, Dr Chimezie Osuigwe, a devotee of the Guru Maharaji Sect.

“Preliminary assessment of the scene of crime revealed that the woman must have been murdered by the son for ritual purposes,” he said.


The commissioner said that plans were on to arrest other members of the sect who visit Osuigwe’s shrine.

He said the body would be handed over to the forensic team of the command to determine the cause of death.

He also said the suspect would be held for first degree murder until the cause of death was established.

http://tribune.com.ng/news2013/index.php/en/news/item/11827-78-yr-old-woman-missing-since-2003-found-in-son-s-cupboard
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:29am On May 14, 2013
sephia: History says that in the last 5yrs, United, Swansea, Wigan, City, Chelsea and Portsmouth have all won trophies. I love my history classes. cheesy
chelsea are shyte!
no regard or respect for any manager or player. almost a billion spent and yet no dominance whatsoever.
Christianity Etc › Re: Femi Aribisala: Every Pastor Who Collects Tithes Is A Thief by coogar: 8:19am On May 14, 2013
Joagbaje: Tithe topic is a distraction. It should be avoided . Those who argue against tithes mostly don't really have a local church or a pastor over them. The problem with them is bigger that tithe . It's about their life and spiritual authority
those who argue against tithes are mostly hoodlums, touts, urchins. of all the things to discuss in the church, tithing is the only thing they are focused on. these people are slaves to money - they worship money rather than God.
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 8:06am On May 14, 2013
you forgot "bomb first" and "life of an outlaw" on the makaveli album. these are timeless tunes. tracks with that eerie morbid vibes. maybe it's because of the timing of the release of this album. it had that poltergeist feel to it. i was in my early teens when this album came out and i fücked with it for months.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 11:00pm On May 13, 2013
chelseabmw: Manchester City sack Roberto Mancini


http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11679/8711840/Roberto-Mancini-sacked-by-Manchester-City-a-year-to-the-day-since-title-victory
what a disgraceful club city are.....
no respect, no decorum, no class. why didnt the glazers sack fergie last season? the new manager would come and scrap mancini's pet project. this is like chelsea fc all over again. would jose go to chelsea or city?
Family › Re: A Weekend Get-Away With Wifey! !!! by coogar: 9:52pm On May 13, 2013
Baba Oyo: Thank you GreatGod, I hope a lot of men take their lessons from this experience.

My wife told me that since I got a better job, there had been a difference in the tone of my words. I had become a bit commanding, I had rarely used the word "please" and I didn't tell her much about my bank details anymore.
I got a high paying job after finishing masters in Holland and I was earning almost double what used to be. Changed cars, got a better apartment and more allowance for her to spend on the kids.

She also mentioned that I had at a point being a bit corky with the way I treated even my brother who lived in the BQ now.

She mentioned how she had caught me with some condoms in my suit jacket 2yrs ago after my trip back from Holland, and she never asked nor said anything till this night. Arghhhhhhhh, my hand fall, my mouth open, and I noted, I WAS GUILTY AS CHARGED! !!!!

All the energy drink I had taken at the pool side went back into the air, I felt terrible that even though I had told her how holy I was in my cold, lonely room in Holland, she knew how wrong it all was and she never behaved or misbehave in anyway. For over two years? WOMEN !!!!!!!
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:47pm On May 13, 2013
Ibime: Real Madrid have just made an approach for Ancelotti

Which means Jose is about to become a free agent
how true is that? will they pay jose €20m?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:34pm On May 13, 2013
dayokanu: He is assisting players in Man utd. grin grin grin

Chelsea strikers have won Golden boot 3 times in 8seasons yet this one is asking lame questions
winning the golden boot does not tell the full story - it's a daft way of making an argument. there are many strikers on chelsea's book. lampard's effectiveness should be judged on how many of chelsea's strikers hit 20 goals per season.

for instance, when ronaldo won the golden boot in 2008, tevez and rooney scored more than 20 goals that season in all competitions. when berbatov won it in 2011, hernandez got 20 goals as well that season.

in chelsea, when anelka won the boot, drogba got 10 goals all season. when drogba won it, the closest striker at chelsea scored less than 10 goals. the impact of a midfielder should be judged on how many goals they supply their strike force - not the amount a single striker bags.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:21pm On May 13, 2013
Ibime: Y'all are missing the point.
Forget about comparisons with other midfielders.

Coogar said Lampard is useless at what he's supposed to be good at.

Now that the stats show he is on top of the list for assisters, we at least know "he is not useless"

So what is FernanDUD's next excuse?

Mata and Hazard are useless at what they're supposed to be good at?
it's so easy - lampard is useless at what he's supposed to be good at. he's 2nd on the list of goal assistants but who is he assisting? chelsea have had more than 10 strikers in the last 10 years - how many of these strikers have scored more than 20 goals in the last 10 years .....

let's compare to the other football clubs in the top four.

nitlad: Why has SAF been fellating him since time immemorial?
his durability! lampard is a machine. he rarely misses games. that's the only quality lampard has over any midfielder in the premier league era. take that away and he's not better than fletcher.

This same invicibles' midfield was consistently sodomised in elite Europe! In other words, they were no match for their compatriots on the continent!
just the same way lampard's chelsea were annihilated in europe consistently by substandard teams like liverpool.

Talking about perspective, none of these guys has taken as many set pieces as Gerrard over the last decade! Or when was the last time Lampard was the chief set piece taker for Club and/or Country?
lampard has scored close to 40 penalties for the 3 lions.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 8:47pm On May 13, 2013
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Never said Lampard is better than Juan or Andrea {Or sure, he could still boast of been better with some Unique traits]. Was merely making a Point if UEFA called Up Lampard to be recognised on the Premise that he's only good at Set-pieces, then whats holding up Pirlo, Juan and the rest Set-piece Masters from visiting Monaco.

Lets put aside the Set-pieces, One-time Passes and the Goals and vivify this Debate with the Core attribute of a CM, which Is the ability to be combative while also being Creative - Isin't Lampard traversing on that note?
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uefa awards? the credibility of uefa awards is weaker than osama bin laden's heart condition. lampard is not combative. this is why he needs mikel, ramirez, makelele, essien, ballack. lampard is basically an average midfielder that scores an obscene amount of goals.......

would lampard get into the united midfield that had scholes/keane in the late 90s/early 2000s or would he get into the midfield of arsenal's invincibles? that era was the last time the premier league had the midfield that could match the other top european leagues, not these days!

nitlad: Xavi, Alonso, Pirlo, Gerrard all take set pieces for fun, yet none of them comes close to Lampard's assist figures! undecided
He must be a great footballer!
none of these guys has played as many games as lampard in the last decade. the same lampard that missed only 5 league games in 5 consecutive league seasons? in the last 10 years, no player on the planet has taken as many penalties as fat frank for club or country.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:40pm On May 13, 2013
dademola: haaaaa!!! i'm pretty sure the bolded part is a typo!! scholes wld hav every rite to feel very insulted sha!!cooger, we both knw u can be more explicit with ur statistical analysis.u rememba hw u went about d DDG ish?? i wld like to see his seasonal stats for d past 3-4 yrs. i shudnt be giving u dis tips nau..U KNW WOT TO DO!! wink wink
the burden of proof is on you to prove me wrong - anderson makes more long passes than anyone in man utd. it's his trade mark. he's always eager to push the ball forward.
Family › Re: A Weekend Get-Away With Wifey! !!! by coogar: 8:18pm On May 13, 2013
Baba Oyo: Real funny how Coogar and Pataki are supplying us with Visuals. .....interesting.
https://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/well-were-waiting-gif.gif
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 8:09pm On May 13, 2013
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Even before he'd hit the 203 Goals Landmark feat, UEFA and FIFA would have a Proper perspective of his worth. And u lot would think he was invited to Monaco Just cos of Set-pieces alone? - I'd only wonder why Riquelme and Pirlo haven't been remembered.

Assist ko Passing ni - How effective Is Cesc In a CM? Wilshere makes more sense than the Spaniard bruh..
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so in your eyes, lampard is better than juan riquelme and andrea pirlo? grin cheesy grin this gotta be a joke! frank lampard that isn't better than giggs as a central midfielder? the goals must be misleading you - i am sure lampard is also better than xavi, isn't he?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 7:54pm On May 13, 2013
debosky: In terms of assists compared to the period of time spent in the league, Fabregas shytes all over Lampard. Not that Lampard's achievement isn't worthy of note, but it should be placed in proper perspective.
debosky: In terms of assists compared to the period of time spent in the league, Fabregas shytes all over Lampard. Not that Lampard's achievement isn't worthy of note, but it should be placed in proper perspective.
hehehe - ask yourself if lampard is even better than paddy vieira. a midfielder who has rarely missed games at the top level for 10 years would cop assists. this is why giggs is on top of that chart. gibson is better than giggs as a midfielder!


El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Scholes can only be remembered as a Sideways Pass master, but then my younger brother does that everyday at School cheesy

What makes him a CM? How many assists have he got to his belt since he graduated from ya Academy? Wondering if UEFA knows who he Is...

Lamps Is a world beater that would step into any team's First XI so far football and CM Is concerned. Scholes can hardly get Jose or even Keshi's nod to marshal a modern day midfield, the Latter would rather stick to Nosa Igiebor than that Yellow fever grin
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scholes is a sideways passer? lolololol
i don't blame you though - premier league was not popular when scholes was in his pomp. watch the clip video and see why xavi thinks scholes is the best midfielder in our generation!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwMDfKXUNFY

these are stuff of legends - an echelon lampard can't get into.
Crime › Re: Girl Stabs Her Classmate To Death For Attempted Rape by coogar: 7:49pm On May 13, 2013
Zither: [b]You have erroneously misconstrued my sentence formation....no need to get irked and vituperative Missy...it is a low form of argument.

Read my post again. It doesn't say self defense is a crime for which she is being tried but that her only 'crime' in this case is 'self defense.' If she had persevered through the ordeal of forced sexual intercourse..and died in the process, then your likes will don the air of sympathy for her plight renting the air with cries of justice....

Though unnatural justice is served....

however, your intellectual lens of perception view her self defense as improper defense, injustice meted on the deceased.

It seems your notion of self defense is 'an half-hearted attempt to resist the assailant in which the victim was eventually over-powered'...

Missy, the part, I think, that disturbs you is the total absence of witnesses. If that is the case, then victims should set out before time to locate a 'public' spot for the crime scene in which they were the hapless victims.....just in case they narrowly survive the encounter and the 'culprit' does not.....there will be tons of witnesses to corroborate the victim's story....eh? Makes sense, right?

Prima facie, the facts nod in agreement with the story....pending further investigation to the contrary
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yet more heap of drivel.....
self defense is not a crime. the reason she's in a police net is because she's been arrested for murder or at best manslaughter. self-defense is the legal technicality she's trying to use to absolve herself.

since her assailant is no more, the burden of proof is on her to convince the court she indeed acted in self-defense. even self-defense has it's boundaries(only a reasonable force can be used). as a critical thinker, i just don't buy any story served on my plate......the accused should be cross-examined vigorously to get to the truth....

if she's innocent - her story would add up.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:37pm On May 13, 2013
rooney should go if he wants to....
van persie/kagawa can also play in the hole and hernandez would play up top. no player is bigger than united.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 7:33pm On May 13, 2013
dayokanu: And those 39 penalties scored bump up his assist stats?? shocked
1993 - 2013 - 90 penalties
lampard has scored 39 of those as at january. i am sure he's scored more than 5 via penalties since then.

add that to his deflected freekicks - read somewhere he scored about 50 of those. lampard has been chelsea's chief set piece taker as far back as 2003 and he's hardly missed games in that 10-year period!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 7:14pm On May 13, 2013
Ibime: List of Premier league all-time assisters is there for all to see.
http://www.statbunker.com/football/ktg/index.php?PL=ktgalltime&Code=EPL&statType=assist
the list doesn't say much - lampard takes virtually every set piece in chelsea and he hardly ever missed a game. show us the same stats of open play and the stats would show a different ish!

Lampard is the highest goalscorer and highest assister in Chelsea history. Bow down biatches!!!
this is also a misleading stats.
as at january, chelsea have scored from 90 penalties since 93. surprise surprise, lampard scored 39 of those. cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 7:03pm On May 13, 2013
dayokanu: According to transfermarkt
Lampard has assisted 82 goals since Jose Mourinho got to Chelsea

Show me any midfielder with such numbers. Yet Lampard is the problem
how many of those are from open play? are you genetically retardëd? which of keane, essien, scholes, vieira is notorious at taking set pieces?

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Uhm...Scholes must be better?[/color]
scholes and lampard? no comparison! what scholes does with the ball, dem no born lampard with such tekkers. scholes is easily man utd's most naturally talented player in the premier league history. it's not about amassing needless stats......
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 6:58pm On May 13, 2013
Ibime: This Lampard must be wonderful. Not only is he the greatest goalscorer, he is the second highest assister in Premier league history behind Ryan Giggs.
i would take essien, vieira, keane, scholes, etc over lampard any day. this is why his name has never been mentioned in any all-time premier league team.

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