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Idowuogbo: Gbabeski! U don Jasi! Na size I want chop? Uncountable extra large gandoki dey Ann summers nau... Large and clueless = PAIN.

i bagged a master's degree in this field at 19.

[quote author=baby_123]How would you know better? Becuase you are a bacteria in their vjaayjay? . This is like me claiming to know what men feel. [/quote]i know better because my method works - i know better because i have been told its quality over quantity. the quality of the sex matters - not the size....

ileobatojo: Actually, the Gspot is not that far in. So I can see some validity to the claim that size does not matter. It's all about optimizing sexual positioning to hit the spot.

Problem is many men and women are clueless as to the existence. Which is why I would like master Toks to please share his pearls of wisdom with his brothers jare so they know what the heck they are doing!

the truth and nothing but the truth. mama biology kicking knowledge as usual.

As for clitoral orgasm, even a 1 inch penis is enough to produce that one.

this is another point. women with tiny fingers pleasure themselves and still achieve sexuäl grafitication so how does size matter?

[quote author=baby_123]As a man, you are describing sex of a woman to me. This is the most ridiculous conversation i have had in years. Wallow in your beliefs. But orgasm does not come from hitting the G-s*pot alone. [/quote]why can't he describe it? you only know yourself, i know the sex of about 100 women of all races. who should know better?

yellowpawpaw: No psychology here.it matters a lot.can u answer this for me. Why do most men run around yuonger gals citing tighter v when d wife's own must hv expanded from givin birth? Why r drugs for p extension sellin in millions?
Leave matter pls. I can't imagine marryin a man whose d is not compatible with my v.na misery abeg

men run after younger girls because they are easier to manipulate, nothing to do with the width of the vägina. the vägina has elasticity - it expands and retracts to the size of the object entering it. if you really think a man with 13 inches of pënis would stick everything in a vägina then you are deluded! only 5 inches of that 13 would go in.

yellowpawpaw: No, u can never be in pain while making lv unless there is an infection or ur gun's head very crooked (really bent)in which case u r hittin d wall of d v but its not that painful either.
Size do matter to women o! It has destroyed a lot of marriage bro,take it from me

size did not destroy those marriages - the poor performance did. why do people carry this myth of size matters? which yeye size? the average length of a woman's vägina is 5 inches. anything beyond that is just a waste of sausage.....

it's not about the size of the dog in the fight, it's about the size of the fight in the dog.

[quote author=baby_123]You know you are ignorant when you are arguing with a woman on intimacy matters. [/quote]because men don't partake in this same sëxual matters? be deceiving yourself that size matters. the human eye cannot even tell the difference between 7 inches and 8 inches so it's all in your head that size matters.....

performance is the koko......

fellis: So feminism came about because men ruling over their wives was working perfectly?

feminism came about because women felt they were being marginalised by the men. their movement demanded equality.

I don't believe God made those laws

of course, the serpent made the laws. the serpent also wrote the entire scriptures in the bible.

[quote author=baby_123]
You are clearly in your own world and make up things as you go. Learn this today, size matters and women love the PLEASURE of sex. Not PAIN. When they MOAN, they are not in PAIN. They are experiencing PLEASURE! Women love and want se*x just as much as men. A hole that can pass out a baby can take any size. . As long as there are no health issues, the sex is not terrible or pretense is not involved. Are you truly married[/quote]size does not matter, jare.....it's all in the head! the performance matters more. what's the point of a large girth if he cannot last a minute?

fellis: Yeah, and I never said you made the rule, was just pointing out how the rule doesn't always work.

if it didn't work there wouldn't be any need for feminism. have you ever heard of men fighting for male rights or equality?

Doesn't change the fact that it would be an unfair punishment, both to the males and females.

take God to the nearest magistrate court then....

biolabee: Please oh this is about marrying an older woman make una no derail am with male v female supremacy

if you look hard enough - you would see they are inter-related. the op was asking if marrying an older woman alters the headship that normally exists in man-woman relationships.

fellis: lol, you don come back again?

For your information I don't even believe or accept that ruling that men must rule over women

I mean come on, most men are irresponsible and have poor leadership skills. Are they also supposed to be leaders for no other reason other than because they are male?

i did not make the rule - i was just pointing to you that all the known religions expect women to let their men take charge.

fellis: Is it not funny that Eve was the one who committed the sin in the garden of Eden but it is EVERY SINGLE WOMAN that should face punishment for her sins?

same applies to the men or did you hear coogar was in eden sharing fruits with adam n eve? i toil everyday because of those 2 lovebirds. without their disobedience, i would be butt-nakëd in a beautiful garden riding a full grown lion without fear.

a sensible leader would demand that the governor of nassarawa should produce the culprits within 2 weeks but jonathan is a retärd! he would approach this issue softly until this militia group develop wings like boko haram.

an assault on nigerian policemen is an assault on jonathan himself. troops should be sent to this village to arrest the culprits. return fire for fire before ombatse militia group becomes another al-qaeda.

fellis: According to the Bible.

according to all the religions.....

women are expected to take the backseat. as a muslim, you are not even allowed to be in a mosque during menstruation.

in judaism, the jews say this prayer 3 times a day - "God, thank you that I am a man and NOT a woman"

in the bible, God said:
“I will make your pains in childbearing very severe; with painful labor you will give birth to children. Your desire will be for your husband, and he will rule over you.”

steph7: I think last year, Funmi iyanda was involved in a march against domestic violence a while back, as for the other people u mentioned, hmmmm is all I can say. Its high time our celebrities use the popularity for good instead of showing off their latest cars, phones or their shopping trips

which march? funmi iyanda is the biggest disappointment. she just sits on TV and lets out loads of hot air. all bark and no bite. how hard can it be to mobilise a million women in nigeria? get stakeholders involved, if possible - TV stations to control our trigger-happy policemen. millions of women get sëxually harassed on a monthly basis and none of these loudmouth female celebs are doing anything about it.

[quote author=baby_123]Honestly majority of Nigerian women think, if they have a voice, they cannot be seen as feminine, wife material or marriageable. I often wonder if it is monkeys that married Funmi ransome kuti and Dr. Joe Odumakin. They don't realise that they are destroying generations to come by keeping quiet. It is women that raise such men, so women are in the position to stop it in more ways than one. They are beginning to start initiatives but nothing will be done as long as submissive wives of politicians, girlfriends and prosti*tutes dominate the legal profession or the senate.[/quote]if the women can't fight for themselves, no one would fight for them in nigeria. it's as simple as that - i see funmi iyanda, linda ikeji, chimamanda(young women that can mobilise millions of women) to stage a peaceful demonstration on the violence against women in nigeria but they would rather talk about bold 5 and brazilian hair.
all it takes is a million march to the senate house in abuja and the laws would be reformed!

Peep the paul drama thread how women insulted and castigated that lady. For a man in his 30's to sleep with a 17yr old alone attracts a heafty jail term and sometimes a charge of rape. A 17yr old is not regarded as being an adult and being able to make informed decisions. So the adult in the situation took advantage of that child which can equal rape. I just shook my head at that thread. We have a long way to go, protecting women and children. Also the elderly.

i just hope paul is the biological father of this baby - he would know women are not to be messed with in the UK if the girl's parents take the matter to court. it's not uncommon for a UK judge to decide the matter even in paul's absence and he would be arrested anytime he comes to the UK. irresponsible goat of a star going about messing up the lives of young innocent girls.

Toks2008: Let's tell each other the truth.
Anybody can fall into intimate sin. Its about guiding your heart and knowing your limits.

This is why i counsel unmarried people to try their best in making sure they marry their choice. This is the first step to preventing intimate sins.

I wrote yesterday that i have never sen the unclothedness of another lady for the past 12yrs since i met my wife and later married her. You know why? The fear of GOD and also because she is my choice talking about physical attributes.

A lady once told me that if she marries a fair complexion man, she is bound to commit adultery. Cray but sincere.

If you are a man that love a big bosom lady then try never to settle for less and if you love a shapely lady then go for just that so that you will not have reason to lust after another lady out there except you are possessed with the spirit of lust.

Same goes for women, there are specifics that each woman wants in her man but because women cant be too picky because of time factor, they can at least discuss with their man telling him how they want to be loved, touched and treated. Failure to do this may result in infidelity.

you are not saying much here.....
a married man does not need to see the nüdity of another woman to commit adultery. have you cheated on your wife or not?

[quote author=baby_123]This is sad but true. Most of the men are like beasts, thinking they are entitled to the audience of any woman or her body if they are involved. If they sense any resistance they will assault or rape. Such crimes should come with castration or death sentance. Because the moment these weaklings rape, they take way more than a prison sentence from a woman. That is why they carry that mentality abroad and go straight to jail. Many have been charged for rape and are serving a long sentence.[/quote]the women in power in nigeria are doing nothing about this. all they do is wear party clothes and heavy jewelry and eat akpu. this is a society that blames the victims instead of the culprits. this mentality drives the culprits to commit more heinous crimes against women knowing fully well their victims would be blamed for wearing miniskirts.

the punishment for rapë in nigeria should be death sentence.

nigeria has a räpe culture!

lorretta u: DISGUSTING.I suggest u go home,open ur safe,bring out ur common sense,put it back on and reread this trash u just wrote.

you are a tool of epic proportions.
how dare you attack my sister-in-christ over an issue that is long forgotten? do you reason with your labia?

4llerbuntu: that you are a loud mouthed air headed retard is universally known. that you cannot reason rationally is also well known. but this has to be a new low for you. read the ridiculous rubbish u posted up there again.

spermflakes must be occupying your cranial cavity! look who's talking about rational discourse......show me one debate you have respectfully won! you are so idiotic, you have the IQ of a mollusc.

AVB' s credentials as a rumored SCOUT makes him better than the 3rd longest serving EPL coach at the time of his appointment?

so it's about longest serving and not about the performance? alan curbishley must have been better than arsene wenger and mourinho too. you fools keep talking about longevity but it's his performance @ man utd that would guarantee that, not his desire to hold on to a job.

fergie broke the duopoly iN SCOTLAND. Hmnn. kadiri ikhana broke d whatevapoly in nigerian league then.

and ikhana won on the continent too, didn't he? you are such a joke - in 20 years time, your kids would read these comments of yours and laugh at your acute stupidity.

wenger won a title with monaco and promptly went to JAPAN. JAPAN? and he is better. everybody owes keshi a big apology for each time dey ever dissed him then

there goes your window of intelligence - stephen keshi being compared to managing the biggest football institution in the world.

Jose did not need antecedents for the biggest job in his league. he was simply anointed.from heaven and as such better than moyes in parallels now

Guardiola. the youth team coach and former player is better qualified because "he understood the team ethos"
did u even read the reason the club cited for appointing moyes? apparently Meulesteen or That short Knicker guy are also better qualified than moyes noni

moyes is too shallow tactically to hold this job. moyes has not won a single game away from home against arsenal, man utd, chelsea, etc

we could go on and on. but im sure u cant even understand what the phollishness in your position is

go on and on with a brainfart like yourself? i didn't think so. i just came here to show you up as a fool that you are talking about longevity as if it's an outstanding quality. if moyes fails to perform in 2 seasons, would he be allowed to stay? won't he be sacked? of what essence would his longevity be then?

The one constant thing we have seen is that you talk rubbish about coaches and players yet they achieve exactly the opposite of ur rantings fergie is old. fergie is dumb. fergie is this fergie is that. giggs is old. scholes is ruining the club bla bla bla.

yes, we keep winning in spite of the old bats not because of them. there's a standard united fans expect from the team they support. you are a rëtarded arsenal fan, what do you know about high standard? you celebrated fabregas' victory in euro 2008 like it was arsenal that won the competition.

yet they keep winning the bloody title. that same thing the coogar certified geniuses cannot do. afterall in your world the best player at united is anderson

like i said, winning the title is a birth-right for man utd. it could be a miraculous event for you losers at north london but united fans don't expect less every season. we are expected to win every single game we play at old trafford. what about our performance in europe? surely, a team like united should be finishing in the semis of the champions league every season - that's the standard we live by not the bloody league.

going by your track record hereabouts about this type of thing you will do well to keep quiet and return to debating switchback and switchfront with nateevs

you are a spastic troglodyte....
go and fix your club and stop talking about what you don't understand. you are like a barren woman of 8 years who is celebrating a stillborn! "na at all at all bad". how did you make it past your adolescent years if you are this genetically stüpid?


david moyes the genius.....

P50 W0 D18 L32
moyes' record for everton in away games against liverpool, arsenal, chelsea and man utd.

4llerbuntu: Seriously, u folks know nada.
if this was how people that know football reason, No top coach in football today would be at the top.

you are a consummate rëtard, a fool with a mushroom for brain cells. this is why many of us think you arsenal fans are typically brainless. so much hot air, yet no substance or common sense attached to it.

When somebody appointed fergie, he was coaching Aberdeen. try to be revisionist and claim aberdeen was a world class team then..

except that fergie had already broken the duopoly of celtic/rangers in scotland by the time he was appointed. he also destroyed real madrid/bayern munich to win a european cup with aberdeen. you would have to be a lobotomised ape to compare fergie's credentials pre-man utd to moyes' credentials as we speak!

when somebody dumb appointed wenger, he was coaching nagoya grampus in japan, JAPAN!!

after wenger had already had successful seasons with as monaco. at least, he won a league title with monaco before going to j-league. what has moyes won to deserve the role of the biggest managerial job on the planet?

its a good thing you are all calling for Jose now, when Jose was appointed to the BIGGEST JOB IN PORTUGAL, what record did he have?

jose did not need to have any antecedents to bag this role. porto are not pulling any trees in world football. look at the people that have managed porto before and after jose, what pedigree have they got? besides - jose had assisted bobby robson in barcelona and he knew just how to win titles.

When AVB was appointed, what "world class" credentials did he have?

AVB was jose's scout tactician at chelsea. jose sent him on errands to analyse how chelsea's opponents play and villas-boas expansive reports are second to none. he won league titles as a backroom staff with chelsea. i reiterate, what has moyes won as an assistant or as a manager?

When Pep Guardiola whom that knucklehead dayo is now bigging up was appointed to coach Barca, WHAT RECORD DI HE HAVE, WHO WAS HE as A COACH?
do u have any idea how many "world class" coaches were available then when this appointments were made? clearly some people somewhere know their job and dont just spew rubbish on NL

when you are ignorant, at least try and zip it up before exposing the emptiness in your pseudo-intelligence. guardiola was barca's ex-player who understood the ethos of his club. guardiola was the manager of barca's team B - he nurtured players like pedro, busquets, tello, etc.

why guardiola got the job without question was the inter-squad match, rijkaard's first team squared up with guardiola's team B under the watchful eyes of barca's directors - guardiola's team B wiped the floor with the team that had etoo, ronaldinho and puyol.

the rest was history from then on......

for sure i know the people who run united know their football, and know their coaching. That he is not glamorous or fit for the job is a foolish conclusion. all it takes these days to be "world class" is to win 2 trophies with a big club, even if u dont know jack.

yet his uncanny ability to fabricate his own argument...
is glamour the issue here or moyes' empty pedigree? what has moyes won in 11 years of football management in the top tier? nothing! not as a manager and never as an assistant. that is the issue!

what about his brand of football? hoof it to the big man(fellaini, duncan ferguson). we should expect him to sign peter crouch or andy caroll. moyes does not go for the jugular. he's scared to lose games. fergie's team is losing 0-1 with 5 mins to go and they equalise. fergie would still go for the 3 points and rally his lads to get it while moyes would remove his strikers and sit on the equaliser.

that's the difference!

wait for him to eff up, before u conclude. and even that sef is with time. this same irreplaceable fergie didnt win jack for years

yes, wait to get robbed before applying the precautions that could have prevented the robbery in the first place. this is the mentality of a malnourished brain.

i have warned you several times that this is not the arsenal thread where plebs like you are accorded the freedom of speech. this is the united thread where every garbage you spew can/will be used against you.

dayokanu: Inzaghi, Nistelrooy or Crespo who was worse

inzaghi is worse......
he does nothing but sit on the shoulder of the last defender. it was because of him they changed the offside rule.

chic2pimp: Ofcourse he would have. For starters He would have won at least one cup of some sort.

they all underrate mourinho's brilliance.....
as per attitude, how's fergie any different to jose in the way he shouts the match officials down? how's fergie different when he bans journalists from his press conference? is fergie's postmatch comments different from what jose says? thinking about it, the closest manager to fergie in terms of getting the job done is jose mourinho!

the inzaghi quote was the best......

coded guy: Coogar having a fit!!!! Guy calm down. I will forgive Moyes for anything he does for one season, even two seasons. Except getting United relegated. Truth be told he would be given all the assistance he needs to flourish and he will.

he had all the assistance he needed at everton and he won nothing. moyes is a small time manager good only for a small time club. that he was a bit decent @ everton does not mean he would cut it at old trafford!

Stop comparing his everton reign with coming to United, the quality of players in both clubs cannot be compared, United have more quality and purpose even exhibited by d players even if we decide to go coachless.

the same was said about villas-boas until chelsea ruined his career. the talk then was if he could manage porto with a shoe-string budget then he would pull the trees at chelsea. the united job is a high pressure job. moyes will not survive the pressure!

Structure at UNITED will help and support Moyes especially in his first season to get him to fully absorbed with the UNITED DNA.

which means you agree he doesn't have the united DNA. look at the football roberto martinez, brendan rodgers served at swansea. you don't need billions to play attacking football. moyes is too cautious. he would rather play for a point than going for 3 points.

[quote author=Alaba_Slim]guy u jus dey make mi laff; is porto not the biggest club in portugal? is inter not one of the biggest in italy?..... so what are u saying?
I asked u a question but u have not answed yet so i will ask again; will mou FARE BETTER with Everton than what moyes had achieved? I dey wait o[/quote]so porto/inter being the biggest club in portugal and italy respectively means they should win the champions league? lyon was the biggest in france winning the french league about 6 times consecutively - where is their european titles? celtic? bayern? ajax? when was the last time these clubs won the champions league in recent times?

mourinho would have won at least 3 domestic titles if he was in moyes shoes. he knows exactly what to do to win.

[quote author=Alaba_Slim]Everton have confirmed moyes will be leavin @ the end of the season to MUFC...

@cooga

May God 4give me but swear that mou wud have FARE better @ everton given the limited resources; mou has never & wud never coach a valencia, leverkusen, villa, roma, lazio, alth madrid, etc
GOD keeps us alive we shall see ur 6mths prophecy[/quote]he won the champions league with porto and inter. you might want to check the odds of those clubs winning it when mourinho took them to victory.

we are a club of champions - longevity is not the priority now but continued success. fergie only passed the baton to a fellow scot - moyes has nothing on roberto martinez!

Emperoh: I wonder if this stands on it's own.
It just happens innit? No dude, it takes the creation of a stable back room process.
Ask Chelsea and they will tell you!

Let it fly dude, Moyes will have all he requires to do well

he won't - he's as frail as hell!
the ruthlessness is gone, the relentless attacking football is gone, the never-say-die attitude is also gone. put moyes next to mancini, villas-boas, mourinho and wenger......can you not see the gulf in class? where's the fear factor?

dayokanu: David Moyes.
Welcome to the dawn of Mediocrity.
All of una wey don abuse Arsenal for trophylessness. Na to dey grab Carling Cup nowadays

we won't wait 7 years to get rid of moyes.
fergie chose him as his successor. i don't understand how fergie has a say when he has consistently told us he has no say on who succeeds him.

RuuDie: You don't want to get it, do you? The underlining criteria UTD board have ultimately used in selecting the Manager is LONGEVITY - between you and I, does Mourinho guarantee that!!?
Lets drop it already abeg...and start to focus on life afresh on a new page with a new man at the helm.

what is longevity? who cares about that?
the primary reason for having a club is to win titles - not who has spent 3000 years in one position. laudrup won a title already and moyes hasn't for 11 years. check out the brand of football played by both sides.......compare their budget and get back to me.

one dinosaur exits and another one enters......nonsense!

6-year contract!
so this is what it's all about? alex ferguson told us he would be leaving us in safe hands - he left us with a tactically weak manager. i would rather we signed di canio!

http://www.manutd.com/en/News-And-Features/Football-News/2013/May/manchester-united-appoints-new-manager-david-moyes.aspx

david moyes appointed - fergie is a bastard!

RuuDie: @ Coogar,
love it or hate it...we are stuck with Moyes and the majority are cool with it!

I can stomach a "struggling UTD" with Moyes at the helm than a Mourinho who will scamper at the slightest hint of trouble...and don't try to sell me that "Mourinho is always successful" crap - he is not above the law of diminishing returns; and me thinks, right now he seems to already be on that down-ward spiral. Good luck to him wherever he crash lands!

moyes is the microcosm of what mourinho is - you can't dispute that!
mourinho gets the job done and don't liken his stints in those other clubs to how he would manage at united. chelsea had not won a league in 51 years until mourinho did. madrid had not played in the final of the champions league for more than a decade and inter were also-rans till jose joined them.

the atmosphere is different at old trafford. mourinho is joining a squad of champions. giggs has won more in his career than jose. jose will not be breaking any records of his predecessor.he knows he would just be here to steady the ship, not that he would be offering any ground-breaking managerial innovation. we are way way different to all the teams jose has managed in the past! what will jose win at united that hasn't been won before?

ordinary carrick has won 5 league titles - how would jose talk him down like he does to pepe or carvalho? those are the issues you guys are not looking at. mourinho has run out of football clubs to join. that he is even considering going back to chelsea should tell you his time as a club manager is almost over.

IYA NGBALI: I hate mou he is too arrogant for my liking,moreover he is a prostitute

he's not a pröstitute.....
there's progression in jose's career. he went from porto to chelsea to inter and then to real madrid. his final bus-stop would have been man utd before he manages a national team. jose would have given us at least 5 years - long enough for any of our ex-players to garner enough experience in football management. solskajer, neville, giggsy, scholes, etc would have come of age by then.

this idiotic scottish solidarity will not work well.
how's moyes even suited for this job? is he a fergie carbon copy? how many youth players has he produced since rooney? is he suited to united's cavalier approach? how much fire is in his belly to replicate what lord fergus achieved at old trafford!

thank heavens our fans are spoilt - moyes has 6 months to either sink or swim. i hope he swims!

elampiro: Everton has a fast paced and a high tempo style of play. This season they beat City with ten men and came from behind in many games. They boss the midfield which is something positive to be introduced to United. They hardly give up till the last whistle.

and this win was at the etihad?
in his time at everton, i have seen more adventurous and attractive sides produced by villa, spurs, city(before the thai mogul and the oil money), southampton, swansea, even bloody redknapp's portsmouth at one point.

and i am not just talking about 'hoofing it to the big man'. i have never seen that ruthless streak in him to really kill off teams with the ruthlessness of martin o'neill's aston villa or bobby robson's newcastle. these are the issues. moyes will go one goal ahead and keep it tight by hanging on till the final whistle. if he's not scottish, he wouldn't have been considered......

[quote author=Alaba_Slim]Those clamourin 4 mou want to sacrifice utd's prestige/value/goodwill/repute for a pottash of porridge jus like the mistake @ madrid...i did take moyes's INEXPERIENCE to mou's 2-3yrs achievement.

The issue here is this; what next afta mou's 2-3yr stint @ oldtrafford, mayb then utd will end up wit debts pilling up like 4ever, Image dead lyk madrid/chelsea/inter, etc only GOD knows what...

Mou is only afta PERSONAL GLORY & not any club's repute, like fergi said 'i built a football club/legacy & not a football team'

n.b. I don't h8 mou but he has no LEGACY THAT WILL SUSTAIN UTD SHLD HE LEAVE i.e IF HE IS APPOINTED @ UTD[/quote]call it what you like but mourinho is far superior to moyes!
moyes is british so i can understand the british media wanting one of their own to manage the most successful british club. however, there are certain issues to be explored.

moyes does not have the man utd DNA - he's too cautious to manage man utd. the united DNA is playing to win at all times. at 2-2 or 1-1, you would never see united surrendering or playing for a draw. they keep going until the winning goal is scored.

it's a shame that united even considered him. the pendulum would swing back to the etihad next season. clubs like arsenal, chelsea, liverpool and tottenham must fancy their chances. how many games has moyes won at anfield, old trafford, emirates, stamford bridge?

he has approximately 6 months before he gets sacked - this wont end well!