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Family › Re: A Weekend Get-Away With Wifey! !!! by coogar: 6:46pm On May 13, 2013
Baba Oyo: After dinner and a little chit chat, and some lovey dovey mushy moments, we went over to a very nice corner showing a movie.

Games Men Play. .....a Nigerian movie I had once watched before. It was her first time watching it, and that's where the first twist began.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 6:21pm On May 13, 2013
nateevs: Any lies you like make you add join. I don tire to dey follow you argue.
Meanwhile I sent you a PM. Just wanted to tell you to take it easy. wink
ibime can fück off - he's an idiöt!
as long as lampard scores, he must have played well according to the gospel of ibime's soccermetrics. if it's about scoring goals then lampard must be better than xavi and iniesta put together....... lampard is just a goal scoring midfielder whose stats become ordinary the moment you deduct goals scored via set-plays from his stats.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 5:54pm On May 13, 2013
dademola: nah!! I dnt do video clips!! I'm sure if i type 'bebe's best moments' on google, i'd get a video. Lets do it d cooger way(statistical analysis). Oya naucheesy
anderson's pass completion is 87.3%
minus the defenders whose passes go sideways and backwards most of the time, anderson is the 3rd best passer in the club this season.

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that's anderson matching scholesy's pass accuracy even though anderson makes more long passes.

Crime › Re: Girl Stabs Her Classmate To Death For Attempted Rape by coogar:
Zither: Now tell us Missy, how she carries out the burden of proof...when she has not been accused of any crime except self defence?
self defense is a crime? you are a stark illiterate. she's been charged for murder and she's claiming self-defense as her right to protect herself from any harm. it goes to show the kind of half-baked graduates nigeria is producing lately......

toluene12: hmm, all these are attributed to a local ibadan girl whose world probably revolves round blackberry and 'oko mi'.
This is naija not 'law & order'.
even the most idiotic person on the planet knows how to tell a story to look innocent!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 5:38pm On May 13, 2013
dayokanu: Just before fernandud was bought

In 2009, Anelka scored 19 Lampard scored 12
In 2010 Drogba scored 29 Lampard scored 22,

yet its lampard who holds the boot of strikers.
Fernandud came in and everything went belly-up
you are too daft to engage in a rational discourse.

in 2005, drogba scored 10, lampard scored 13
in 2006, drogba scored 12, lampard scored 16
in 2008, drogba scored 8, lampard scored 10
in 2012, drogba scored 5, lampard scored 11
in 2013, torres has scored 7, lampard has scored 15.

lampard outscored chelsea strikers 4 times out of 8 premier league seasons while drogba was there and this dork wants to blame torres. when chelsea strikers score
more than lampard - it's an anomaly!

a more broader look is to compare the total goals scored in these seasons.....lampard outscored drogba in 05, 06, 08, 09, 12. 2011 was a tie. lampard also outscored anelka in this category throughout the time anelka was a chelsea striker including the season anelka won the golden boot......

but let's blame torres, shall we?
Crime › Re: Girl Stabs Her Classmate To Death For Attempted Rape by coogar: 4:33pm On May 13, 2013
babyosisi: Mejiuni said, “About 31 per cent of respondents who had experienced sexual violence and abuse had the experience before age 13, and 80 per cent before age 18. The assailants who attacked the respondents were their relatives, a few teachers and religious leaders; family friends, neighbours, male friends and boyfriends.

“Respondents suffered shame, fear, aches and pains, cuts and injuries especially to their vagina, bleeding, loss of virginity, pregnancy and ostracism as a result of sexual violence and abuse.”

She explained that girls from high school and tertiary institutions in Oyo and Osun states were interviewed through questionnaires distributed between January and May, 2012.


http://www.punchng.com/news/stop-raping-girls-osun-group-pleads/

( the link doesn't open because NL changes rap.e to molestation)

Most likely the figures in other areas are not too far from this study
so this proves the boy is guilty? because 13% to 80% claim to have been attacked now means ayobami is automatically guilty?
Crime › Re: Girl Stabs Her Classmate To Death For Attempted Rape by coogar: 4:19pm On May 13, 2013
freecocoa: Abeg leave coogar.

Oscar who's case and story had more loopholes than this one was accurate to him and this girl's isn't.

Na today?
who was right after all?
oscar got bailed based on the statement presented. the statement you didn't bother to read before you judged he was definitely guilty.

Zither: [color=006600]your hypothesis amounts to nothing other than statements contrary to facts[/color]
then you are ignorant.....
the onus is on the girl to prove räpe was attempted by the victim and every possibility shall be explored by the prosecutors.
Crime › Re: Girl Stabs Her Classmate To Death For Attempted Rape by coogar: 4:11pm On May 13, 2013
babyosisi:
80% of girls in Oyo state are rap.ed by age 18,so says an OAU study
Not my words

It is more likely he attempted rap.e than not
I believe her
And her story makes sense
even if 99% of the girls are räped by age 9, it still doesn't prove the deceased is guilty. i also find it bizarre that OAU(osun state) would do a report on the prevalence of râpe in oyo state.

osisi, stop pissing in the wind....
Crime › Re: Girl Stabs Her Classmate To Death For Attempted Rape by coogar: 4:04pm On May 13, 2013
babyosisi: Why are you so bent on being on the side of this supposed rap.ist
A dead rap.ist is just as bad as a living one
If this girl were your sister,you will be singing a different tune
Rap.e is a common crime in Nigeria in case you don't know
why are you so bent on being on the side of this pathological liar of a girl? a living liar is just as bad as a dead one. if the deceased was your first son, you would be singing a different tune. lying to cover up a crime is very prevalent in nigeria in case you don't know.

i didn't even have to try so hard - easy peasy lemon squeezy!

unforgiven: 1. go back and read her story again
2. with your conspiracy story, tell us WHY she had to kill him
3. tell us hwy she had to report to the police station

answer these and i would have more questions for you
1) the story is shyte
2) google "crimes of passion"
3) duh - she had to report to make her tales believeable. she's also aware there are people like you who would believe her story because she made the report. it's called reverse psychology!
Crime › Re: Girl Stabs Her Classmate To Death For Attempted Rape by coogar: 3:50pm On May 13, 2013
babyosisi: Where are his trousers?
Did she also remove the trousers from a dying man?
osisi, be at your sharpest wit!
she could have removed his trousers to make her story stick. she could even have had an accomplice to help stage the crime scene to make her story believeable.

it was dark and yet when the knife dropped, she knew where to find the knife and fatally stab his attacker. ho hum!
Family › Re: A Weekend Get-Away With Wifey! !!! by coogar: 3:42pm On May 13, 2013
Baba Oyo: Wait for more updates. All the twists and turns of our trip.
Stay tuned.
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Crime › Re: Girl Stabs Her Classmate To Death For Attempted Rape by coogar: 3:39pm On May 13, 2013
Okija juju: The girl doesnt look coached. If I still know Nigeria, she doesnt look like she has seen a lawyer sef. Nigerian Police standard practice when she walked in to report the case would be;

1. Put her behind the counter.

2. Make her write a statement (without reading her her Miranda rights or providing her with legal counsel)

3. Charge her with murder, put her behind bars and deny her bail (with the excuse that the case is being investigated).
she gave herself to the police - she musta seen a lawyer. read that statement again and tell me a teen in naija would document the version of the event so articulately.....

okija, are you high on your own herbs?
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 3:36pm On May 13, 2013
makaveli had the raw vibe about it - the directness, the emotional urgency and his explosions of anger segue just epitomise what 2pac was really about. for me, it's the best album from 2pac. no idiotic intros or needless skits.

the project was symbolic - the listener needs his thinking cap to fully enjoy the tracks.
Crime › Re: Girl Stabs Her Classmate To Death For Attempted Rape by coogar: 3:29pm On May 13, 2013
Okija juju: LOL!!

She may be lying ofcourse, but then again, she said she was about to be raped. That justifies her killing him in self-defence to me. Sadly, he wouldnt be able to give his own account of the story assuming shes lying, but also the irreparable damage would have been done assuming she was telling the truth. So.. I go with the tale of the living until proven otherwise.
that's exactly the point....
she told a story that would exonerate her in court. what she tendered as her statement is not necessarily the truth. that's how the courts of law work. defendants are trained to write a statement that would get them acquitted. what do you expect her to say? that she murdered him in cold blood?
Crime › Re: Girl Stabs Her Classmate To Death For Attempted Rape by coogar: 3:21pm On May 13, 2013
babyosisi: Rap.e is forcing a woman against her will
It is pretty simple
But in an archaic society like Nigeria,anything goes
The police men rap.e female prisoners at will and get away with it so it is funny to expect them to charge people with rap.e
that's exactly my point....
in your definition - rapë is forcing a woman against her will. when a man is forced against his will, it's fun - isn't it? in nigeria, a woman cannot even be guilty of räpe(no provision for such in our archaic constitution) but its different abroad!

Okija juju: Like I said, I have been around way too many rape victims for me to even try and be logical about r`ape!
i believe each case should be judged individually. that you know a billion räpe victims should not make every woman reporting rãpe a victim.

Look at Purestboy saying that they were always together hence making it alright for him to r`ape her or what?! If they had been f`ucking prior to his death, then he should be in jail for r`ape either way because she was a minor at the time and wasnt capable of giving consent under the law. angry
purestboy is telling you how the nigerian society views it. if they are dating and the girl ends up in the guy's house then the police will not make any arrest. they would ridicule the victim!
Crime › Re: Girl Stabs Her Classmate To Death For Attempted Rape by coogar: 3:15pm On May 13, 2013
babyosisi: Most Nigerian men do not consider rap.e a crime
Most don't even know what constitutes rap.e
They think it is grabbing a stranger on the street and pushing her into the nearby bushes for SE.x
when there's no law, there's no crime.
what constitutes to räpe in the developed countries is different to the way it's interpreted in nigeria. police officers don't even take the victims seriously if she's a girlfriend to the culprit, if the time of the incident is ungodly and if the crime took place in the culprit's house.


Okija juju: Well!! In the case of r`ape, I do tend to lean more with the victim than the assailant.
and supposing the victim lied about what happened? won't that make you look stüpid? the fact that the culprit is now dead makes the case sensitive. it requires a careful approach unlike the fireman approach you peops are deploying.
Crime › Re: Girl Stabs Her Classmate To Death For Attempted Rape by coogar: 3:11pm On May 13, 2013
nairalanders are like the nigerian police. whoever makes the report first is innocent and the other party is automatically guilty!

bunch of dementos we have on this forum!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar:
dademola: his passing range is horrible, for a midfielda playing for d great man utd!!!
anderson passes the ball better than most players in our squad.....he's our best midfielder.

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Crime › Re: Girl Stabs Her Classmate To Death For Attempted Rape by coogar: 3:06pm On May 13, 2013
chuksme: Nice one, people just heard one side of the story and started blaming the late guy.like my earlier post. you cannot be a decent girl,by going to a guys house alone without the company of any other of your friends at that time.

The story was just fudged by the girl because something has gone bad.
she has the rights to be anywhere she wants to be anytime of the day. it's not a crime to trust a known acquaintance! i just find the story too good to be true.... the police should investigate their friends, they should extract data from their phones, etc.
Crime › Re: Girl Stabs Her Classmate To Death For Attempted Rape by coogar: 3:01pm On May 13, 2013
[quote author=the_ripper3]I don't seem to understand the pity party going here.

The babe gave a vivid account of what transpired to me, whether they were lovers or acquaintances is immaterial, one thing is certain, this was no consensual sexxxx and there was probably a struggle. I don't see the rationale why the girl should have premeditated murder on her mind no matter how we try to twist the story.[/quote]then you have not met a woman filled with jealousy
i have a friend that got acid splashed on him by his girlfriend in his own house. the reason? the girl found out the dude was having another affair with her cousin. she aimed for his face but the guy was lucky - he still had his forearm burnt to the 2nd degree.
Crime › Re: Girl Stabs Her Classmate To Death For Attempted Rape by coogar: 2:57pm On May 13, 2013
babyosisi: That is the problem
Nigerian police has no investigatory skills whatsoever ,it is all down to a sitting judge and what he chooses to believe
There could have been toxicology reports to know the substances in their system
SHe says the boy was drunk,how drunk?

There would be forensic evidence t show if indeed the boy picked up the knife
There could be defensive wounds on her but can our useless NPF recognize them?
they would have contaminated the whole crime scene.....
the country is a joke and it's baffling nigeria has no clues about cases such as this one.

i loathe räpists - if this guy was guilty then he deserves to die but at the same time, women have been known to cry wolf in cases like this from the biblical days. joseph was a
räpist according to portiphar's wife.....but was he?
Crime › Re: Girl Stabs Her Classmate To Death For Attempted Rape by coogar: 2:53pm On May 13, 2013
chuksme: why is everybody trying to believe this story. We have not heard about the other story. the girl must say something to defend herself. The question is why did she go with a guy to his house at nigh? she was fully aware that he was drunk.

she had the mind to kill human being.The knife did not only end on the flesh but went as far as to the guys' heart. That girl is a murderer,she must be a bad girl.
she killed him in cold blood.....
the more i read this story, the more convinced i am that this was never a räpe case. boys of that age normally commit such sëxual crimes in packs.
Crime › Re: Girl Stabs Her Classmate To Death For Attempted Rape by coogar: 2:45pm On May 13, 2013
babyosisi: It is easy to say serves him right but I can't imagine how the girl must also feel
She can't kill someone even in self defense and be whole after that
The guilt of stabbing a fellow human being to death may not be easy to bear
Sad story
i don't believe her story......
however, this is nigeria where there's no forensic to analyse crime scenes. this could have been another case of crime of passion. what if she found out this guy has been cheating on him and then stabbed him in return?

she claimed she was about to be räped - where are the defensive wounds to support her story? the statement written by a drunk solicitor is as cörny as fück. the police should conduct a proper investigation - i am 90% sure this is a straight murder case.
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 1:52pm On May 13, 2013
2pac was shyte to me - i preferred his alter-ego(makaveli).......he was better when he became angry.

my favourite


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q92iNYYEt4g

us, the first to bust, who do we trust?
out for mobb deep and jay-z, dead in the dust
i told you punks i was after biggie, you got involved
now we bout to bust on all y'all......
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 1:37pm On May 13, 2013
jackbauersballs: I keep saying it

Every other person in the squad scores except for the strikers

WHY?
no width......
with genuine wingers, they knock it down the line and deliver crosses into the box, there's a huge likelihood such deliveries are tap-in for the strikers. at chelsea, the wingers cut in 90% of the time.

the alternative route to attack is to knock it long to the big man upfront - he holds the ball while the attacking midfielders behind him run into the space ahead and he feeds them with a pass or flicks a header.

another plausible reason is frank lampard - useless at what he's supposed to be, brilliant at what he's not supposed to be. he's scored 300 goals for chelsea and more than 70% of those goals are from set-plays. once you have a midfielder that scores that amount of goals in a season then the strikers would definitely starve!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 1:23pm On May 13, 2013
loads of nonsense have been posted here over the weekend. people saying drogba was shyte because he shared goals are morons - the same drogba majority of chelsea fans wanted out after his first season?

fact remains - the system at chelsea hampers strikers. they play with no genuine width, they use inverted ringers who cut in and shoot straight at the goalie. thank fück falcao recognised this and quickly dumped chelsea.

drogba is chelsea's best striker under roman and he only had 2 good seasons in 8. there were seasons drogba scored 5 league goals throughout! the strikers are not the problem, the system is.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 1:13pm On May 13, 2013
SailorXY: Anderson got me jumping lol, he is quite a player when on song
he's our best midfielder - he just needs to be managed very well. the ball transition when ando is on the pitch is crisp. only one thing is on his mind - driving the ball forward.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:57pm On May 13, 2013
coded guy: Coooogaar Fergie was talking to ya!!!
fergie can fück off.....
he should take giggsy with him. new era, new dawn - moyes needs 2 midfielders and one striker(should rooney leave).

our squad is good enough......
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 12:52pm On May 13, 2013
dayokanu: When they provide evidence your only defence as usual was that "I made the statement in August and not in May"

The same person who was celebrating that the signing of MAZACAR would unleash the Torres of Liverpool a long dead Torres

Later forced to eat his words. The one celebrating that Benitez would bring out the best in Torres, The leaving of Drogba would make Torres excel amongst other megede fegede this thread has seen

He still hasnt told us how many of these great strikers performed in their Post Chelsea career? or did Chelsea suddenly make them crippled?
if you have any common sense then you would know torres scored more goals playing with MAZACAR than any other triumvirate he's played with at chelsea. torres also scored more goals under benitez than he's scored under any other manager at stamford bridge!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:47pm On May 11, 2013
elampiro: 2005: Arsenal's captain Patrick
Viera joins Juventus.
2006: Juventus' coach Fabio
Capello leaves.
2007: Arsenal's captain Thierry

Henry joins Barcelona.
2008: Frank Riijkard sacked at
Barcelona.
2011: Arsenal's captain Cesc
Fabregas joins Barcelona.
2012: Pep Guardiola left
Barcelona.
2012: Arsenal's captain van Persie
joins Manchester United.
2013: Sir Alex Ferguson retires.
GUESS WHO IS NEXT?
2014 ....
why are 2009 and 2010 missing?
the permutation needs help. grin
Family › Re: Update; I Am 31 And getting married soon by coogar: 9:42pm On May 11, 2013
esere826: Ok ma
by the way, do u have any issues that need practical male solutions? wink
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:29pm On May 11, 2013
dayokanu: Give us the money Spent by Arsenal not the net spend

Whats Arsenals biggest buy whats Evertons

Has Everton ever bought any player for the price of Walcott, Cazorla, Arshavin etc
you are an idiöt, for every cazorla, arshavin and podolski bought, wenger have lost cesc(£30m), nasri(£25m), van persie(£24m), adebayor(£25m)

this is common sense. ade has £200 and spends £90, chidi has £1m and spends £999,990. who has more balance? if at your old age, you don't know the significance of "net spend" then you are a pillock.


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