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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:14pm On May 11, 2013
dayokanu: WHy not tell us that in the last 7 years Wenger has outspent Moyes in everyone of them

You keep wearing cluelessness like a badge of honor
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:08pm On May 11, 2013
dayokanu: Wengers last 7 years is comparable to Moyes last 7 years
you are a tool....
in the last 7 yrs, wenger finished above everton in every season. in the same period, wenger played in the final of a champions league.

Comparing their expenditure Wenger is the bigger failure
your ignorance can sink the titanic!
Family › Re: Update; I Am 31 And getting married soon by coogar: 9:05pm On May 11, 2013
[quote author=Happyness_Chima]Jehovah!! What kind of rest-less married woman are you biko? You said no salary in Nigeria will afford 5 trips to the UK? that shows ur financial level. i have nothing to say but whats so special about this UK that has been biting you this woman since. I even apologized that I want others to understand what I do with my life and how I spend my time so they can advice because its biting u seriously. Flight ticket to London is only 90K. You claim to know everything abt wild girls and their lifestyle. How did you know all these if u were not one of them? I passed out from unijos by the age of 23. I'm not baby for you to boss around online. Is this how you treat your single friends. Show me one woman that has never had a suitor abroad. What have I done to warrant all this insults?[/quote]https://media.tumblr.com/8143d8d8fd19b4336fef2ff672d49d8f/tumblr_inline_mhz8c6YLKG1qz4rgp.gif
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:57pm On May 11, 2013
dayokanu: ^^ You can do the calculations and let us know

The same poster who was berating Moyes a few days ago for not winning anything is now singing Arsenes praises for not winning
wenger won 3 league titles, countless FA cups.....what has moyes won since 2002? should we compare moyes' first 13 years in the premier league to wenger's first 13 years?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:46pm On May 11, 2013
dayokanu: What evidence do you have Wenger would do better at Citeh or mancini would do worse at Arsenal?
because wenger is just a better manager than mancini.

The same Wenger who is 20points behind in the league eliminated by Brentford and Blackburn?
he's spent less than the teams above him and below him. compare like for like.

mancini lost FA cup final to Wigan, Arsene lost carling cup final to Birmingham
tabulate the value of the arsenal players that lost the cup final and the value of the city players that lost tonight.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:37pm On May 11, 2013
dayokanu: Can any manager be worse than Wenger? Wenger hasnt been able to win a trophy in the past 7 years

You can lampoon Mancini for losing the FA cup final

What should we say about Wenger who was already out of all competitions by February?

Knocked out of FA caup by 2nd division Blackburn, Knocked out of Carling by lower league Bradford, trailing league leaders by 20 points All in february
would mancini do a better job at arsenal? would wenger do better than mancini at city? you have to be daft not to think wenger is miles better than mancini.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:31pm On May 11, 2013
montelik: ^^^No derby for you coogar. grin
Mancini is certainly getting the sack.
i am pleased for martinez.....another evidence that its not always about budget. martinez serves good football. they did not pack the box and hoof it.

city were a disgrace - they have lost the fire to sustain their success. mancini does not have the skills to motivate a multi-million pound squad to beat wigan

mancini deserves the sack!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:01pm On May 11, 2013
Purist: That's hardly an "acid test" for him, in my opinion. Moyes has got a fantastic record against Mancini.
derbies are different. playing against man city as an everton manager is way different than playing against city as a united manager.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar:
dayokanu: That would have made sense if Messi Ronaldo and Falcao are rated based on their assists and not goals
Falcao is one of the hottest strikers in Europe he has an amazing 1 assist all season
at the same time, van persie is one of the hottest strikers in europe, he has a double-digit assists in all competitions. you are genetically stüpid to compare strikers without putting their styles into consideration. comparing out n out strikers like hernandez & falcao to rooney, berbatov, etc makes you look brainless!

Strikers need constant starts and not sharing minutes with a failure like Torres.
le fondre, hernandez, dzeko, balotelli, higuain, benzema, etc are not strikers but defenders!!!

Fact is he scored 7 goals in 27 games for the most creative midfield in the world, I guess its Lampard, Mikel and Ramires who still gang up on him there
he won the golden boot - torres had the best goal/min ratio of all the top strikers in europe. he made mario gomez look like shyte!

Demba bas duty is to score, Its not his business if the defence leaks goals
how many goals did he score on the day chelsea got eliminated? strikers that score braces n hatricks must be criminals for having the gumption to score more than a goal in football games.

He scored vs the titans he met in the FA cup teams gypsies, Kazans and Hunger FC cannot lace their boots
you are a fool - which goals did ba score against titans? who are the titans? man utd? did torres not score against them at old trafford?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 4:59pm On May 11, 2013
dayokanu: So if you knew that Messi and Ronaldo dont play for Chelsea why did you now brig them into the argument you toad?
i brought them into the frame to destroy your argument that assists don't count. this is modern football. there's a reason assist stats are complied!

What happened to Demba Ba was that he was sharing minutes with a failure like Torres. Give Demba Ba the minutes Torres had and he would have more that 7 goals all season, He already proved this by scoring more than 0(Torres mark) in the same time frame
this is the most ridiculous excuse ever. when united had the awesome four of yorke, cole, sheringham and solskjaer, goals were scored almost equally. no excuses. benzema, higuain, ronaldo are sharing goals. why can't ba? it sucks when le fondre, chicharito and dzeko can adapt to rotation and ba cannot.

Torres has been a failure since 2010. How many goals has he scored for his NT in the last 27 games? The same role players like Villa excelled Torres failed woefully.
he won the golden boot in this period - a prize his counterparts of gazillion goals per league season could not touch. torres scored twice in the last 2 finals of european championship. his goal sunk germany in 2008 and italy in 2012.

Scoring vs Gypsies, Rubin Kazan and those clubsides whose players are battling hunger must count a lot in your books
demba ba scored goals against southampton and west brom. these 2 clubs are not even on the european ranking of clubs. none of them made the first 400 clubs in europe. you are a disgrace to football punditry!

Demba Ba was doing the job vs tough opponents in the FA cup Torres is having erections vs sub par Europa league teams
doing which job in the FA cup? why is chelsea not playing in the final of the FA cup then and torres' goals earned chelsea a place in the final against ranked european clubs? dayokanu, football is not your forte - try knitting. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 4:43pm On May 11, 2013
dayokanu: Everything is in perspective. When you compare 2 goals in 800mins to 0 goals in 777 mins

The failure dud sticks out like a sore thumb
he's produced 5 goals in 777 mins, demba has produced 2 goals in 802 mins. common sense tells me torres' productivity doubles that of demba ba.

torres' goals helped chelsea reach another final in europe. why aren't those counting in torres favour or games in europa cup are friendly games?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 4:37pm On May 11, 2013
jackbauersballs: Chai Dayo has started his roundabout arguments again.

DK I'm a big fan of yours off this thread, but honestly you lack football intelligence
he lacks common sense too......
how can anyone not see demba has performed way below expectation. 2 miserable goals in 800 odd mins? jeeeez!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 4:34pm On May 11, 2013
dayokanu: Except that Messi Ronaldo and other strikers are not ranked by the assist the provide, the shot they blocked or the penalty they won
and there lies your stupidity.....
messi and ronaldo don't play for the blues. demba ba had scored 13 league goals before joining chelsea - what happened to his goal scoring skills all of a sudden?

messi recently broke Gerd Mullers goal record not assist record Who holds the assist record in any league? Almost everyone knows who hold the goal scoring record
the above point is irrelevant!
messi does not play for chelsea so it's idiotic to compare stats. torres was a prolific goalscorer for liverpool. demba ba was also decent for newcastle - they have both been shyte or brilliant for chelsea(depending on how you want to look at it). you cannot excuse ba and criticise torres.

Real Football is not fantasy. Strikers are paid to score goals and any striker like the dud who doesnt score is a failure
torres has 20+ goals for chelsea already. demba plays more minutes in the league, torres plays in europa, torres scores in europa and demba is rubbish in the league. how can torres be a failure with 20 goals in one season?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 4:18pm On May 11, 2013
dayokanu: 2 goals in 800 minutes

0 goals in 777 minutes

Do you need a calculator to see who the failure is?
this is modern football - the assists count for something. messi, ronaldo, van persie, falcao all generate assists. torres is a forward - he comes deep to get the ball and make passes to team mates. if he's not scoring, he's assisting.

5 assists = 15 fantasy points
2 goals = 8 fantasy points.

torres doubles demba's productivity playing less minutes on the pitch. another chelsea striker bites the dust. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 4:14pm On May 11, 2013
dayokanu: thats because he has had to share minutes with a failure called Torres who hasnt scored a league goal in the 5th month of the year
2 goals in 800 minutes and the excuse is he's had to share minutes with torres? torres is making goals even when he's not scoring - what should we call ba?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:11pm On May 11, 2013
SailorXY: change is good, replacements should be proper as well. gives room for evolving with life wink
rooting for city to beat wigan.........moyes' first acid test would be against city in the community shield in august. we shall see how brilliant he is by then.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 4:05pm On May 11, 2013
nateevs: They will tell u he is bedding-in. A proven goal-scorer who had 14 goals before he joined us now runs around looking for scraps.

Sometimes he goes 90mins without any shots.
since demba's arrival in chelsea.....

demba ba
2 goals + 0 assists in 802 league minutes

torres
0 goals + 5 assists in 777 league minutes

torres is more productive - it's not even close!!! demba's productivity is 1 in 4.5 league games. torres' productivity is 1 in 156 league minutes.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 3:54pm On May 11, 2013
jackbauersballs: Dayo my main man...Are you ready to tell us why Lampard is breaking all records and BA has yet to score a league goal in 2 months?
don't mind the tool - they forget how ba was supposed to come to chelsea and win the golden boot!!! torres was the reason he wasn't scoring. ba has joined now and he's not better than torres. i would definitely rate torres' performance in europa than ba's weak attempt to disguise himself as a striker.

he got a gaping chance today - one on one with guzan from a well flighted-pass from mata.......ba was too unintelligent to bury it. if that was torres, these spastic fools would have had their knives ready to dice nando!!'
Family › Re: Update; I Am 31 And getting married soon by coogar: 11:47pm On May 10, 2013
kulyie: coogar whats up with posting leonardo di caprio's picture a.k.a jack dawson. did you tell him before posting it.2ndly whats with the look (or are you tripping for the op already :p this is your opportunity na o.you better open up and tell her how you feel 8-) dont let a good girl pass you by) wink
i was just reacting to what she said about good genes..... the look = wow!!!
Family › Re: Update; I Am 31 And getting married soon by coogar: 10:02pm On May 10, 2013
Coldfeet: I will say wait and be patient! But I don't think that's what u want to hear at this point! So maybe u should do what my "ageing" friend did! Look for a guy with a sweet gene! A man that can give u sweet looking baby and get pregnant for him! My friend is now married. They say the trend now is 30s baby mamas are more lucrative than non baby mama in dia 30s. Cant believe I am going to post this sorta bs!
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Family › Re: Are You Married To An Older Lady...? by coogar: 7:52pm On May 10, 2013
fellis: Most women seem to be mean bosses because they are trying to prove themselves to be as good as men when it comes to leadership. In doing so, they tend to go overboard and appear very strict/harsh.

It is already established in the minds of many people that women are not capable of being leaders so the women who find themselves in leadership positions do their utmost to avoid making mistakes and justifying people's misconceptions about them.
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Family › Re: Are You Married To An Older Lady...? by coogar: 7:41pm On May 10, 2013
fellis: What do you mean on what basis?

Abeg, most men are bad leaders plain and simple. I don't know what is so difficult to understand about that statement.
if you think men are bad leaders try having a female boss for a change. grin
Family › Re: Broken & Dejected: Found Out Wife Is Having An Affair With A Family Friend. by coogar:
yoddy01: You are not understanding. This is not proof. The women said they preferred bigger, does not mean that bigger is better. Pls refer to biola's post. I will not argue with you anymore, but I am happy to see that you have taken my advice and started doing your research wink
longer/bigger only feeds the eyes but when it comes to the act itself, the length and width hardly matters. it's like claiming i cannot get sëxual pleasure from a woman with smaller brëasts or below average-sized bütt. says who?
Family › Re: Broken & Dejected: Found Out Wife Is Having An Affair With A Family Friend. by coogar: 4:12pm On May 10, 2013
biolabee: shocked shocked shocked shocked
thats why ladies will die for some good ol' fashioned cunilingus
and it must be because the human tongue is 15 inches long. cheesy
Family › Re: Broken & Dejected: Found Out Wife Is Having An Affair With A Family Friend. by coogar: 4:06pm On May 10, 2013
emiye: Make i talk my own too, Talking about size, it could be length or width(diameter).

A womans vj is about 4.5inches on the avg, the g spot is some 2 inches. so all the 7 inches or more noise is mere psychology, but psychology also matters in sex.

The width(diameter), i think matters considerably than the length, a woman with a narrow opening will feel pain until the expansion happens

A wide opening will also mean the man will barely enjoy, the more reason doctors reccomend kegel exercise for ladies after vj child birth.

Sorry Op, for the diversion.
even the width hardly matters - it's about knowing which positions to take. the only reason any woman would think size matters is because she only practises missionary position.

secondly, the first one-third of her vagïna (the third closest to the opening) is the area that houses all of the nerve endings and is, therefore, the only area that actually registers sensation. so ramming it down the whole length is just a waste of time and effort....
Family › Re: Are You Married To An Older Lady...? by coogar: 4:00pm On May 10, 2013
fellis: Then what did you mean when you said this;
i said the old method had worked for thousands of years before women took to the streets to demand equality. hundreds of generations lived by the "my husband is the head of the family" mantra before civilisation ruined the society with their "i too know".

lol, I thought you were a christian?
the sarcasm flew over your head then..... tongue

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