₦airaland Forum

shymexx: I'll probably jump back on the Church thing soon...
That's the best place to meet all the nice naija chics...

kandiikane: Lmao, you know what feck you.

shymexx: I have never met any apart from "mama Calabar" in North West London...

Apart from the Yoruba, Igbo, Edo, and Urhobo peeps(I know some guy that's ibira or something) - I've not really met people from other tribes... Err... I know two Fulani guys and a super-cute Jukun chic from uni... That's about it...

armyofone:
don't talk too much, your ex might be lurking around
happy friday

kandiikane: lool, married ke? You fit birth me twice. I'm a real sweet 16, hun.

shymexx: I've never met a calabar chic in ldn lol..
Where are they?

kandiikane: Coogar, why you wicked soo. Uselessness, nor betta go marry before your penn!s shrivels up. I don't blame you, person like saga dey influence you to form 0ld papa sixteen.

Shollypopz: Yay, yap, yap, the p*ussy a*ss nigga won't just shut it!!
Broke a$$ ewedu seller, looking for self importance on Nairaland! Nairaland ooo!! The foolery

chelseabmw: Mourinho will be back at Chelsea next season because that's what he wants and a deal has been in the pipeline for months. [Marca]

Shollypopz: '"Shollypeasant"......hahahaha, the mumu got jokes .

Shollypopz: Hahahahahanha......what is this place?? elementary school?? B1tch grow up!

Ain't nobody got time for no manginas, alt-account-switching-man-b1tch. Coward, GTFOH wiv ya crap

P.S: I am one fyne looking hermaphrodite, not that my sexuality is any of your darn business

Manugirl1: Really cougar is that what you can come up with.. Did I hit a nerve? Cos you and I knw when you entered UK. You can do better than that! It's your type that are washing toilet and come to Nairaland and starts acting like a big boy.

Shollypopz: You are the drunkard! If you're not Shymexx that I supposedly stalk, shut the hell up and mind your darn business.

Ain't nobody got time for man b1tches

kandiikane: loooool
Have you taken your dementia medication today?

kandiikane: ^Old man you nor get wife?

Shollypopz: Who is this mumu??
Are u Shymexx?? Did I stalk you?! Sapiens or whatever u call yourself, stop shytting crap to my handle.

Shollypopz: So this is where Shy came to hide

No more wrist-watch pics I guess u ran like a chicken yesterday It's all good though

Feed me more: Who laced me with voodoo?
Voodoo don't work on me, I'm a scientologist.

dayokanu: The only Bundesliga player was the best player for the English National team among the pool of mediocre EPL players.

What more evidence do you need?

If a self confessed faggott whose life dream is to sleep with Fabregas can be correcting you on football matters then you need to see TB Joshua fast

folahann: Don't praise Hargreaves too much,you know he was a Bundesliga player in 2006. Dayo may just use it to his advantage. See how you've allowed him to lure you into arguing international football after he totally lost the league argument.

kingschild123: Is it true rooney wants to leave Manchester United?

SailorXY: Are you taking a pis.s?

BashToks: Ouch!! You just hit a nerve there lady. Lol.. Nah am jes kiddin.
So much anger and hate encased in one frail fragile miserable being.
You damn well have slammed the threshold for a raging lun^tic.
I picture you with spider webs and cans and what not all up in your hair entangled and shiii buh dats just my imagination.
So tell me, where did it all go wrong for you *therapist mode*

rien05: U surely don't have sense. I live on the island and I can tell you that people board cabs dat way.
A taxi driver can decide to pick up passengers d same way buses do. I guess u've never been to Abuja cos dats how it is there.

deife: Pride, indeed goes before a fall.
@Madam-Know-All AKA cougar: those who live in glass houses don't throw stones. You ain't smart afterall. You don't have a command of the English Language either. It's not "ante up his pen game". It's "up the ante". Comprenez-vous?

logica: Huh? Used to think the xter was a dude.

Manugirl1: @ Cougar, na when u enter UK sef? Everybody knows about Kabukabu! So stop forming no be 2010 u enter UK. Ode!!!

shymexx: E11... I need some Calabar food in my life...

Afam4eva: Why is p0rn bad and not bikini modelling?

Afam4eva: What's wrong in p0rn? When does being naked become wrong? Is how far you go with it?

deols: Better a Muslim model than just a model. At least there is hope she'd change

wonlasewonimi: Why can't you go to Tasty in Woolwich and buy assorted meat and efo riro. Prepare eba or poundo togulp it down..you dulling bro.

Feed me more: Why do you smell a rodent?

Katz wanna do your job for you, cuz he feels you ain't qualified enough.

ukuba: Bros, if na play stop am o, i no wan share your mom with you o, manage your mom alone.

ukuba: moms?

thank God my mom wasn't a Nollywood celebrity.... would probably had dis-mother(ed) her.

IYA NGBALI: not all of dem were super rich abeg

Lilimax: Should I say you are becoming proud . Never knew you to be like this... There are better ways of pointing out mistakes in ones sentence instead of raining abuse on someone. No one is custodian of English language

BashToks: Like I said, chill out and shut the fk up. I insist!

Ishilove: Coogar stop arguing. He knows the dictionary meaning of 'cab', but here in naija the term 'cab' or 'kabukabu' is generally used for private vehicles used for commercial transport.

BashToks: By trying so hard to prove you're a smartass, you've successfully derailed the topic. What should have been people sharing tips and experiences is now a battle of who speaks english better. I think we all got the point when the Op said he/she took a cab with multiple passengers.

There are times when u try to correct horrendous mistakes and there are times when u just need a dose of chill out and shut the fck up!