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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 11:34pm On Apr 17, 2013
dayokanu: About same minutes? You must have pap for brains. I havent done the calculations but I am certain Torres must have played at least more than 5 hrs of football more than Ba since January when Ba joined.
now who has got pap for brains?
you don't have your calculations and you are beating your chest in public like a silverback that's about to ejäculate. must have played is not good enough, produce your numbers....

Players need to play games to score goals. His physical presence and goal sense wont score goals when he is on the bench every ninny should know this
so ba hasn't played at chelsea at all? you are a tool!
physical presence my foot - ba has fired more blanks as a starter than he's scored in the premier league.

When was the last time Dzeko scored as a sub. This is completely unintelligent. i expected more from someone who passed through at least primary school. Obi got bitten by a snake and didnt die that means Audu should be able to do same.
what a troglodyte.....
is it about the last time he has scored or what he does regularly with limited appearances? dzeko, hernandez, le fondre and hundreds of strikers score goals whether they start or not
ba has proven to be a failure at chelsea - giroud is better than ba, so are suarez, van persie, rooney, hernandez, etc. when lukaku returns, ba would be loaned back to newcastle!

fernandud Torres 7 league goals as at mid April. I am certain Mercy Akide can do better
7 league goals + 9 league assists = 16 goal contribution(mostly from open play) - torres is the business, he's outperformed ba!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Boston Bombing Culprits Found (PHOTOS) - Photos Now Known As Inaccurate by coogar:
thelastPope: You cant even put together an intelligent response.
you have the intelligence of an unborn fetus!

1. You said no one is after Jonathan even when BH has openly threathened to kill him.
daft point!
spending 1 billion naira on food is meant to keep boko haram away or what's exactly is your point here? obama would spend that much because he's visiting a foreign country - how does that correlate to your fisherman president burning 1 billion on food?

2. Where you got the 70% of the world that want Obama dead, i cannot phantom
no flag gets disrespected in the world more than the american flag. if you put the population of china, south east asia and the middle east together, you would arrive at that answer.

3. You said Nigerian citizens live on $2 a day. funny
the average nigerian lives on $2 per day according to UNDP. use google, old man!

4. You used minimum wage to justify $200 million. You must be either confused or genuinely unintelligent
why not?
we are talking about the most powerful individual on the planet - not a hat-wearing fisherman who would not even be recognised on the streets of zimbabwe. obama should be spending close to half a billion dollars on security every day in a country like india.

as per the minimum wage, it can be used to justify the fact that americans don't suffer as much as nigerians. there's welfare and social security in their country. there's no safety net for the average nigerian. it's a travesty that a country with the highest population of hungry citizens can have a leader that spends 1 billion on food for himself alone.

you see - its fair to say you have the intelligence quotient of a pubic louse. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 11:01pm On Apr 17, 2013
dayokanu: In how many minutes did Torres cop these 5 goals vs How many minutes did Ba cop 6 goals?
about the same number of minutes.......

Ba needs to start every game to score. Same thing you told us with torres last season.
you mean your messiah needs to start every game to score goals? the same ba you mental lilliputs claimed would match messi at chelsea? i thought his physical presence alone was going to score hatricks in every league game(according to bluediva and ibime) grin grin

How would Ba get his scoring boots on when he is interchanged with a useless player like dud every other game
dzeko and le fondre must be superhumans!

Start Ba for 25 league games like Torres and I can bet it with you he would score more than 7 goals
1 league goal in every 290 mins? grin cheesy
1 goal contribution per 290 mins? demba ba is more useless than antonio valencia's left foot. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:56pm On Apr 17, 2013
coded guy: Fergie just dey make person fear as per winning the league with his erratic selections and substitutions. If this what he wants to be doing next season with the return of mourinho and desperate City, then we shud just forget it.

League wey we suppose don wrap up we still dey dilly dally about, b4 we know what's happening City would close up and do us double a la last season.
Fergie dey vex me, I swear. Wetin him dey reserve or keep cleverly and anderson for that Giggs is getting a look in ahead of them.
that's the way he is......
he likes that phrase "united do things the hard way" mantra. we have dropped 5 points in the last 3 games - all those games are winnable but he prefers morons in the midfield next to carrick. giggs completed 90 mins against city. jones completed 90 mins against west ham. i won't be surprised to see his wife completing 90 mins in that position next monday!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 10:49pm On Apr 17, 2013
dayokanu: Demba Ba since joining Chelsea has 6 goals from these same midfield. Hw many has Torres? 7 goals in April while the same Chelsea midfielders top assist charts in the league
torres has 5 goals plus gazillions of assists. torres scores and assists goals - ba contributes nothing when he doesn't score. big difference!

Demba Ba isn't scoring like Newcastle because he isn't playing regularly like Newcastle.
Instead of Torres just staying on the field today converting Oxygen to carbon dioxide, Demba ba should be playing and doing the goal scoring biznezz not keeping Shekpe
what a lout.
ba scored 13 league goals in 1706 mins for newcastle. how many league goals should he have scored in 579 league mins at chelsea(with a better support trident behind him)? simple math says ba should be on 5 league goals now - if we add the superior talent factor into it, he should be on 8 league goals(at least) with MAZACAR.

ba @ newcastle - 1 league goal in every 131 mins
ba @ chelsea - 1 league goal in every 290 mins

of course, let's blame torres for this huge difference! grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Boston Bombing Culprits Found (PHOTOS) - Photos Now Known As Inaccurate by coogar: 10:39pm On Apr 17, 2013
thelastPope: Some of you try to play smart but end up looking so ignorant

Mumbai: The US would be spending a whopping $200 million (Rs. 900 crore approx) per day on President Barack Obama's visit to the city.

"The huge amount of around $200 million would be spent on security, stay and other aspects of the Presidential visit," a top official of the Maharashtra Government privy to the arrangements for the high-profile visit said.

About 3,000 people including Secret Service agents, US government officials and journalists would accompany the President. Several officials from the White House and US security agencies are already here for the past one week with helicopters, a ship and high-end security instruments.

http://www.ndtv.com/article/india/us-to-spend-200-mn-a-day-on-obama-s-mumbai-visit-64106
he's america's president - 70% of the population of the world want him dead for one reason or the other - he's visiting a country close to pakistan, afghanistan and reh reh. who is after jonathan? how can the president of a country whose citizens live on $2 per day spend 1 billion naira on food? you are the ignoramus here - compare the minimum wage in america to that of your country before drawing idiotic comparisons to what thu spend.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 10:33pm On Apr 17, 2013
dayokanu: That says it all. A 50m striker.

About 30 players in the league have scored more league goals. If Torres has any shame in him, He should start playing for the Chelsea ladies until further notice
how won't they? with the way chelsea play, what do you expect?
since demba ba joined in 3 months, he has only 2 miserable league goals to show for his hype. the last time ba assisted a league goal was on boxing day. i have noticed ibime has since shut up over his pre-ejaculatiöns on demba. question is - why is ba not scoring on the league like he did at newcastle? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 10:24pm On Apr 17, 2013
dayokanu: New brilliant Torres = 7 league goals as at mid April
7 league goals, 9 league assists, 20 goals in all competitions.
torres has silenced his critics....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:22pm On Apr 17, 2013
montelik: Valencia looked more like his old self in the 2nd half. Now he just needs to keep improving.
rafael factor.....
when rafael is on the pitch, he overlaps to create distractions. the marker follows his runs and that allows valencia a bit of space to make early crosses. when valencia is one on one with a marker, he's clueless. he cannot beat a marker again - he's done!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Boston Bombing Culprits Found (PHOTOS) - Photos Now Known As Inaccurate by coogar: 10:10pm On Apr 17, 2013
thelastPope: Solving crimes in America has nothing to do with Obama. Security cameras are installed everywhere and the security agencies use it to track crimes. They have been installed for decades and have been in use since the early 30s.
but obama spends hundreds of millions of dollars on security and defence. your fisherman president spends a billon naira on food only. he needs half of that to put CCTVs in all the major cities of nigeria.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:02pm On Apr 17, 2013
n0m0705: That man(fergie) must be suffering from old age, it has been obvious that the jones in midfield experiment is not working well yet he persisted with it, imagine westham bossing the midfield. What offense has cleverley committed? I'll be the happiest person the day fergie decided to retire.
i will be happy if giggs slips on a banana peel and dislocates his pelvic joint. i can't stand him playing for us again. he's super-useless. phil jones in the midfield offers us nothing. no positional discipline to support the defence or the assault. he was nowhere to be found throughout!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:38pm On Apr 17, 2013
this phil jones experiment in the midfield is sickening....
the quality of our play is rubbish. rooney, carrick, valencia, van persie, vidic, rio and jones have all been rubbish. it's like they are all scared of the ball. evra/kagawa are the top performers. the others need to take a hard look at themselves.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:51pm On Apr 17, 2013
montelik: Team: De Gea, Rafael, Ferdinand, Vidic, Evra, Valencia, Carrick, Jones, Kagawa, Rooney, Van Persie

Subs: Amos, Evans, Giggs, Cleverley, Nani, Welbeck, Hernandez
yet no anderson and cleverley in the starting line up....
Celebrities › Re: Solomon Akiyesi And Ezinne's Wedding Pictures by coogar:
Ishilove: Human beings are not possessions that can just be 'taken'. I don't believe in all this husband snatcher bullshit. A man will not be snatched if he doesn't want to be snatched, so whatever he is facing now is the fruit of his handwork. If he has fallen out of love with his wife, let him do the right thing and stop being a coward.

I hate men like him.
well, with the help of african voodoo science, any man can be taken.
what do you mean you don't believe in husband snatcher business? did lillian know mr solomon was married to ezienne or not? she obviously must have known and she still pressed further to marry and have his children while solomon was still married to another woman.

ezienne didn't whinge about it, lillian should shut up and stop moaning!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar:
dayokanu: City have been humiliated twice in a row by Bundesliga teams

This season Schalke molested Arsenal, bayern eliminated Arsenal, Dortmund pummeled City

That doesnt sound like one off rather like three off games
it's a one off season.....
we are talking about 13 seasons in which no bundesliga club managed to win the champions league and in which only one bundesliga club managed to reach the final. in 2008, 2 english clubs got to the final. when was the last time that happened in germany?

dayokanu: When was the last time Germany faced England?
2012?
we are discussing the strength of 2 different leagues not when germany faced england.

german National team to Euro 2012 Had players from 11 different clubs Bayern, Hannover, Mochengladbach, Dortmund, lazio, Arsenal, leverkusen, Bremen Cologne, Schalke and madrid

English national team had from 9 Clubsides.
That shows germany takes from a wider pool

Once again bros tell us another lie
which silly wider pool? so madrid, arsenal and lazio are german clubs? grin cheesy grin
you should donate your brains to the ape kingdom! grin how many german clubs were represented in your national squad? obviously, ozil and metresacker cannot count cos they don't play in germany. we are looking at the strength of your league and what they contribute to the national team.
Family › Re: 14-year-old Girl Mauled To Death By Dogs. by coogar: 5:57pm On Apr 17, 2013
Siena: If you read through the whole report (not just skim through) you'll realise she was not an intruder, and had stayed over on occasion.
but she's still a stranger.....
besides, when she stayed over on those occasions, the owners were around to keep the dogs calm that the little girl can be trusted. the owner shouldn't have left that girl alone with 4 big dogs. these dogs are huge and having 4 in one house is just too many.
Family › Re: Should Gays Be Bullied ? by coogar: 5:55pm On Apr 17, 2013
[quote author=baby_123]How? That kind of guy would not even stand with a woman.[/quote]he's yet to meet a sëxy woman! grin

The other example is like a younger brother to me. I dont want insults. because his family would not find it funny with him or me. I am 90% sure he will deny, but i have been around him his whole life. And i know a gay guy when i see one. He even sways when he walks. As in catwalk!!!LMAO
send these boys to my borough and they would be converted in few days
there are women here whose buttcheek wiggling alone would make these gay guys cümstain their boxers. true story!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 5:49pm On Apr 17, 2013
dayokanu: In 2010 World cup for example when Germany pummeled Engerland 4-1 they drew

Neuer from Schalke
Boateng from Hamburg
Mertersacker from Bremen
Lahm from Bayern
khedira from Stuttgart
Podolski from Cologne

Thats 6 different clubs already. So bros tell us another lie
2010 is at least 3 years away - tell us about euro 2012(the latest international football tournament).
fraudulent twit!
Family › Re: Should Gays Be Bullied ? by coogar: 5:46pm On Apr 17, 2013
[quote author=baby_123]angry angry angry
Because gay men are like men, who just get women. They are not petty and ridiculous like women. I support what ever he chooses to do. But i would not like him to marry a woman, her life would be a lie and it would be hell. he is feminine!!![/quote]you should be helping him convert!
in your shoes, i would hire pröstitutes to rapë him. grin

[quote author=baby_123]LMAO! Okay, i know a perfect example and today he is obviously gay. Though him coming out will be equivalent of committing suicide. I pity the girl that marries him. Even his family is obviously in denial. So you will rather a woman go through hell with such men abi? Just because you dont want to see a certain type of people exist side by side with you. SMH[/quote]he should not marry.
get him a conversion therapy - he needs to taste the sweetness in women. tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 5:42pm On Apr 17, 2013
dayokanu: The Spanish success is Mainly on barcelona. Barce supplies the core of the Spanish team

Thats also the reason English national teams fail because their clubs are dominated by foreigners.

When a club like Arsenal wins it favours the French team, When Chelsea win it favours United nations

Quote where I said "when there were 3 English clubs in champions league semi final"
another daft argument!
english national team have no homogeneity because they draw their resources from a wider pool of clubs in their league - evidence of a strong league. in england, players are drawn from tottenham, chelsea, arsenal, man utd, liverpool, man city on a regular basis. it's not like the 2-club league like spain, scotland, germany, greece, etc.
Family › Re: Should Gays Be Bullied ? by coogar: 5:38pm On Apr 17, 2013
[quote author=baby_123]Come on! How can you equate an innate trait into something acquired through habit or fashion? What about those boy children that like to wear women's clothes and wear makeup? Where do you place them? huh[/quote]it's the environment.....
they probably have big sisters who rock skirts and high heels and they want to be like their sisters. nothing to do with gay tendencies. homosëxuality is not innate. take it from me and go to the bank with it.
Family › Re: Should Gays Be Bullied ? by coogar: 5:31pm On Apr 17, 2013
[quote author=baby_123]LMAO. Coogar must be subscribed to quite a few anti-gay associations, websites etc. This comment is straight out of an anti-gay bulletin. ROTFLMAO! Even gay people because of the stigma wish they were different. Who would want to intentionally face discrimination? This is why a lot of them are falling for these re-orientation scams. cheesy[/quote]they want the attention and some people just like to be different. anyhow, no man is born gay. their apologists continue to bring up silly excuses that their gay tendencies are natural. i refuse to buy into that angle! it's like saying some people are born to use drugs or smoke tobacco!

[quote author=baby_123]angry angry angry
Ok, i see you. cheesy, your body don cold abi?

Anyhow, if you accept them, you have to respect them by not calling them insulting words. In no way is the struggle for being respected as a black man equal being gay. But you should know how it feels to be called derogatory names. undecided. I have a wonderful gay friend in his 40's. Better than any female friend, and even more feminine than me. African, and still mostly hiding though successful and unmarried. I would like him to be free to be who he is. And not be forced to marry one village girl. Poor guy is afraid of going home, and he is very very handsome. cheesy[/quote]i really don't understand why straight women tend to like gay men.
is it because you people share mascara and make up kit together? your gay friend in his 40s should better go home before all his tadpoles become limbless. without the flagella, spêrmheads are useless. the motility deteriorates with age. if i were you, i would link him to tpia. grin
Family › Re: Should Gays Be Bullied ? by coogar: 5:10pm On Apr 17, 2013
[quote author=baby_123]Ok, will look for it.

For real o. The real ones cannot be changed. It is how they are wired. It is like telling a strong heterosexual (e.g Coogar) to re-orientate and find a fellow guy attractive.[/quote]no one is born gay......
rebellion and child abuse pushed many men into being gay. they resent their parents and they chose to be gay to piss off their parents. it's natural for every man to find a female attractive. that's the way God made men!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 5:04pm On Apr 17, 2013
dayokanu: You mean the mediocre players flogged the EPL champs Man City helplessly 2 seasons in a row.
That must mean the EPL is filled with more useless players right
celtic have beaten barcelona, sunderland beat man city, maradona's argentina got destroyed by cameroon. that's football. anything can happen in one off games, this is why i am asking you to look at a chunky sample size of 13 seasons where chelsea, arsenal, liverpool, man utd have all graced the finals of elite europe. in this same period, only bayern munich have managed that feat and they lost to inter and #cough cough#, chelsea - an english side!
Family › Re: Should Gays Be Bullied ? by coogar: 4:58pm On Apr 17, 2013
[quote author=baby_123]Now, Coogar, you are obviously not one to tolerate them. besides electronic copies of books are online. You can copy and paste let me see. grin[/quote]google his name - i am sure he must have a wiki page!
Family › Re: Should Gays Be Bullied ? by coogar: 4:56pm On Apr 17, 2013
[quote author=baby_123]Show me evidence of your STATS, not the one Coogar did o. As those are going to be faulty, cause people can lie to you to save face. I prefer professional evidence[/quote]i read it in a book some years back....robert spitzer published an article based on the responses of 200 faggöts. of course, he got criticised and shouted down by the "politically-correct" idiöts that his findings were flawed.
Celebrities › Re: Billionaires Who Drive Cheap Cars by coogar: 4:48pm On Apr 17, 2013
pro01: Smh. How can they be blessed with so much and yet fail to enjoy the abundance God endowed them with? They should take lessons on how to "live in the richness and fullness of Christ's blessings" from Nigerian billionaires pastors such as Ole-depo and Adeb-ole.
the orientation is different abroad.....
if these billionaires are nigerians, they would also behave like the adeboyes or the oyedepos. there must be something in our water that spikes our showmanship. i remember seeing a picture of saraki's wife holding about 8 phones(5 different versions of blackberry phones and 3 different iphone versions).
Family › Re: Should Gays Be Bullied ? by coogar: 4:35pm On Apr 17, 2013
[quote author=baby_123]The stats dont support this. They rather show it is a big failure.[/quote]that article must have been written by a gay apologist!
those therapies have worked very well......i have stats to back it. the heterosexual functioning aspect has 5 criteria.

•being in a loving heterosexual relationship during the last year
•overall satisfaction in emotional relationship with a partner
•having heterosexual sex with the partner at least a few times a month
•achieving physical satisfaction through heterosexual sex
•and not thinking about having homosexual sex more than 15% of the time while having heterosexual sex
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 4:31pm On Apr 17, 2013
dayokanu: In Bayern starting 11 we have Neuer, Lahm, Boateng, Muller, kroos and Schweinsteiger

Thats 6 out of 11.

BvB has Weidenfeeler, Hummels, Schmelzer, Gundogan, Kehl/Bender, Gotze, Reus. Thats 7 sure starters
Now tell us how many top clubs in Europe have more Nationals in their starting 11
what does this prove?
it only tells us only mediocre players go to bundesliga. when was the last time your league produced the best player in the world? then again, how did we veer off tangent on how shitty bundesliga is to the national squad? yes, you were cornered and you quickly flipped the debate cos you know no bundesliga side has won the champions league in 12 football seasons. what a crying shame to bundesliga!!!
Celebrities › Re: Solomon Akiyesi And Ezinne's Wedding Pictures by coogar: 4:24pm On Apr 17, 2013
this is embarrassing.....
however, if this is true - why is lillian moaning?
she took solomon from another woman as well so it's only fair uloma attempted to take solomon from her. what goes around comes around.

**mr solomon, wherever you may be at this hour, i want you to know i am your biggest fan for pulling this off**.
Family › Re: Should Gays Be Bullied ? by coogar: 4:21pm On Apr 17, 2013
[quote author=baby_123]hmmm, i can imagine the hypocrisy going on in such organizations. This reminds me of one case i read about. Let me search for it to show you that kind of thing hardly works. cheesy[/quote]it works - about 66% claimed their sexual orientation have changed - i mean good heterosexual functioning.
Family › Re: Should Gays Be Bullied ? by coogar: 4:11pm On Apr 17, 2013
[quote author=baby_123]huh huh huh huh
Conversion whathuh What goes on in these schoolshuh[/quote]where homos are "straightened" out!

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