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Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 1:34am On Apr 20, 2013
shymexx: WTF are you on about, Uncle Tom? undecided undecided
https://media.tumblr.com/905e8dba0980b2ca99d8b0c6130561f8/tumblr_inline_mlbz8xCcsz1qz4rgp.gif

Flytefalls: Lol. Hello smiley
introduce yourself...
are you igbo too cos afam is trying to marry you chics off to igbo posters on NL.

shymexx: Till you can afford to live in London, you shall be ignored, kiddo... undecided undecided
what he pays in 6 months for a 3 bedroom house won't rent a room for a month in london.
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 12:55am On Apr 20, 2013
[quote author=~ZN~]Nay, I'm not new. I'm just yet to understand which script on this site got jealous of my handle and is not letting me log in on that account. angry angry[/quote]so what's your alternate account? seun or afam?

Feed me more: Lol
Hypeman is Shymexx !
wow.....
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 12:49am On Apr 20, 2013
who is flytefalls?
can the new peops introduce themselves cos there's so many monikers to catch up on.....

flytefalls
ZN
hypeman
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 12:42am On Apr 20, 2013
shymexx: Nah, she changed my life for real - and she was like my first proper relationship... It lasted for 3 yrs and we still talk...
so what happened?
if her influence on you is so profound, why did you leave her?

shymexx: Why? - afam is just hallucinating because some Nembe chic rejected him in the culture section.... grin

Ignore him!! wink
afam is a joke....
what a hater!!!!
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 12:34am On Apr 20, 2013
shymexx: You're probably one of my linkages from Hi5/college days - who knows... tongue grin

Sniped a few of "young loves" around that axis before I met ex and she changed my life forever... sad angry
hahahaha - shymexx got püssywhipped!
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar:
Feed me more: So, are you denying that you are married to Babe? undecided undecided

You dey vex for who ? I should be vexing for you, coz you 're playing a double game with me. embarassed

Thank God i have not introduced you to the elders of my community, I would have brought shame to my household.
BABE! is using tactics to scare you off - consider her comments as acid tests, she's testing your affection for me. if you are really down for this, you would fight for love like cheryl cole!

shymexx: Bwahahahahahahaha

Bro., you need to give BABE! a good massage and let her have a blissful sleep before you continue the wedding proposal... lipsrsealed
she needs more than a massage to sleep. she just had 3 rounds and she's still restless. i need oxycodone!
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 12:25am On Apr 20, 2013
shymexx: Where's coogar?
here.....
trying to coax feed me more to reconsider..... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:22am On Apr 20, 2013
SailorXY: “The ironic thing was when we were chasing a goal with 14 minutes to
go, I decided to put Chicharito on. Shinji made our second goal, but I’d
already made the decision and given the fourth official the card. If I’d
changed my decision, I think we would have won the game because
Shinji was doing really well.”
- Ferguson
.
SMFD
shinji was doing well and he left jones on the pitch for 90 mins......
what a daft tactician. the moment van persie equalised, he should have removed jones, bring cleverley on......push shinji behind van persie and then use nani on the left channel. we didn't need giggs/chicharito cos by then west ham defended deeper!
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 12:11am On Apr 20, 2013
[quote author=BABE!]feed us more, please give our husband the list. Don't hold back, he happens to be very rich.

All I know is, trays of jollof rice and nkwobi will fly in the air on that your special day. grin You'll be fully showered with hot ogbono soup . . .[/quote]https://25.media.tumblr.com/33941ce3aef17b94a657564201988fa8/tumblr_mj1piaH6z61rj4uo2o1_400.gif

Feed me more: Coogar, you wanna take me as your second wife, Abi? Mba o! E no go work that way. Tufiakwa !!!

No be only medina and Florida keys, na Bahamas and Bermuda.
how's that possible?
i am from enugu - we don't poly in that part of the country. hand me the traditional wedding list and stop wasting time. you don't want to carry wine for me? feed me more, i go vex for you o.
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 11:54pm On Apr 19, 2013
Feed me more: I knew it ! embarassed Smh

I had the premonition of that someone who is gonna come forward to say she is married to Coogar angry

Coogar, you wanna commit the act of bigamy. It is considered a felony where you reside, hope you know that.
gimme the list of the trado wedding, stop wasting time.
we won't do it where we can be caught - i am thinking tahiti, medina or florida keys!

shymexx: All of them are popular and they're all Nigerians...
Damn!! You don't know shiite about urban UK music industry... undecided undecided

JME is Skepta's younger brother...
mainstream hiphop in the UK is utter wânk to be honest!
it's easy to ignore them. the real fun is in their battle league circuit and that's too underground for most cats!
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 11:35pm On Apr 19, 2013
[quote author=BABE!]You want to claim you didn't know coogar was married to me abi? Issokay . . . Remember Solomon akiyesi's case?! grin Una nefa jam.[/quote]https://24.media.tumblr.com/c3541308ca5991cce5526dbb3728b46e/tumblr_mk4kvb9mTW1s9n4cro1_400.gif

shymexx: Blimey!! shocked shocked Kano to me is the greatest grime artist ever - pound for pound... Dizzy was just lucky!!!
kano's best for me......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbqXGglIYYk
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 10:58pm On Apr 19, 2013
Feed me more: Thanks to google grin cheesy
google? do i need google to navigate to my own village? anyways, what am i supposed to bring for the igba nkwu ceremony?
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 10:44pm On Apr 19, 2013
Feed me more: Ok, lemme take it that you 're from Enugu
Which particular town/ community are you from ?
And what is you family name?
nkwo nike is my town!
my last name is orji.....
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 10:29pm On Apr 19, 2013
Feed me more: cry cry cry cry cry
I'm overwhelmed...

You 're on a different class/ level, this too much for me, can't hold back my tears cry cry cry

You 're the man Coogar! cheesy
just say yes.....wipe off the tears!

Feed me more: I can wager my last nickel, he is not...

Coogar is Yoruba, he might not be from Ekiti, but I'm sure he is from the SW. cool
enugu is where i am from.
my house is not too far from pete edochie's country-house in enugu.
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 10:12pm On Apr 19, 2013
Feed me more: Lol @ proposing to me. cheesy

Ok, I withdraw my comment, oya propose to me. tongue
Are you proposing with 25carat diamond ring undecided
diamond ring? i am not teju babyface....
this is a platinum ring purchased at the same value of an engineer's annual salary!

https://images.gilletts.com.au/images/imagesb/f12000b.jpg
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 10:02pm On Apr 19, 2013
Feed me more: Stop with this your Enugu thingy lol

I have seen on several threads where you claim you 're from Enugu, but i'm damn sure you ain't from Enugu.

Someone said on a particular thread that you 're from Ekiti, and he was saying it as someone who knows you well.
you believe a random fella over the words from my mouth? hahaha, i was about proposing to you just now but this comment made me stop short.

who is this someone that seems to know about me? i am sure it's one of those drunken lads who is just trying to seek attention.....
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 9:53pm On Apr 19, 2013
Feed me more: Lol@ asam mpete cheesy

Who taught you Igbo ?

You 're from Ekiti right?
enugu!!!!
Family › Re: My Experience With Ritualists/kidnappers At Lekki This Morning by coogar: 9:49pm On Apr 19, 2013
fairyprincess: Am In.... Wait a sec, "browse tru phone "
Thank goodness! I stil hav a herbalist number grin grin grin
ok - you would be the getaway driver.
bring your balaclava, leather gloves and an all black outfit.
Family › Re: My Experience With Ritualists/kidnappers At Lekki This Morning by coogar: 9:33pm On Apr 19, 2013
brownlord: Wetin dey worry this bouncer self, or u dey crase, na u start to dey live abroad? My guy park well before i conjur for ur deportation
i don't stay abroad, you powdered-face herbalist!
enugu is where i rest my head and there are no pick me pick them rubbish in my local government.

by the way, what is abroad?
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 9:31pm On Apr 19, 2013
Feed me more: Coogar is this you dancing Azonto?
grin grin grin grin grin
that's me o!
i started dancing when i saw your comments.
Family › Re: My Experience With Ritualists/kidnappers At Lekki This Morning by coogar: 9:28pm On Apr 19, 2013
denzel2009: PM me
just did!

fairyprincess: Pls Roll out d questions... Whr' da parry @? huh
grin grin grin
party ke?
we are planning to rob a bank.....
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 9:26pm On Apr 19, 2013
Feed me more: Adaobi kedu?
Odikwa mma?
feed me more, kedu odikwa mma
feed me more my asam mpete........

i am hungry, feed me......
Family › Re: My Experience With Ritualists/kidnappers At Lekki This Morning by coogar: 9:16pm On Apr 19, 2013
denzel2009: ask away bro.
i ain't doing it here, are you kidding me?
these are classified questions!
Family › Re: My Experience With Ritualists/kidnappers At Lekki This Morning by coogar: 9:10pm On Apr 19, 2013
denzel2009: lmao painment!
You wan dash me money?
no - i want to ask questions!

fairyprincess: As mi lord pleases....
sprinkle away.............
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 9:05pm On Apr 19, 2013
Family › Re: My Experience With Ritualists/kidnappers At Lekki This Morning by coogar: 9:02pm On Apr 19, 2013
denzel2009: Bros, it's normal. Obalende to VI, na taxi dey carry me then and no be only me dey board am

Abeg, fashy the this your ajebota swags...you be pako na cheesy
thunder fire your keyboard....
what is pako/ajebot gotta do with this? lest i forget, we need to talk - i have got a couple of questions to ask you.
Family › Re: My Experience With Ritualists/kidnappers At Lekki This Morning by coogar: 8:50pm On Apr 19, 2013
denzel2009: Mr Man stop acting as if you no dey live naija before. Most taxis carry more than 1 passenger. and that's normal.
it's not normal....
when i see passengers in a taxi, i just assume they all boarded together - like a group of friends heading to the same destination - not the pick me here, drop her there!
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 8:45pm On Apr 19, 2013
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 8:41pm On Apr 19, 2013
shymexx: Feed_me_more is already here to feed you, bruv..
where?
i can't find her.......
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 8:40pm On Apr 19, 2013
shymexx: Anyway, back to the real world and real upstanding people...

Where's adaobi?
find feed me more and i will get adaobi for you!
Family › Re: My Experience With Ritualists/kidnappers At Lekki This Morning by coogar: 8:31pm On Apr 19, 2013
fairyprincess: Ride on Man ! He he he he grin grin grin grin
omg - i just met a fairy!
please sprinkle your fairy dust on me and make me fly!
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 8:13pm On Apr 19, 2013
[quote author=ShyM-X]Where's glory house?[/quote]around E12(canning town area)

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