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[quote author=*Kails*]good to hear from you as well!!

indeed summer is near!! i'm thinking though,
we would be better off going in the winter to escape the
cold weather..whaddya say? [/quote]the world would end by then and my winter is packed already.

delors: Chei! I don die! Na Okorodudu go represent my country ...by the way, how did Miss Ghana make it to this competition? abi is it a beauty contest or ugly contest?

miss ghana bribed her way into the competition.
there's no way she actually won the national contest in ghana.

[quote author=*Kails*]in my world az well. just doing my thing love.
lol @ disappeared..i've been around.. [/quote]so good to hear from you!
summer is nigh - how's our trip to montego bay?

[quote author=*Kails*]

COOGAR!!
whaadup?[/quote]o-keezy.
my world - where have you been? you just disappeared.

Hycon Bc: 1st to comment....azonto things
Mis mozambique impresses me most !!!

1st to comment on the 3rd page?
it must be either drunkenness or dyslexia.

is miss nigeria actually from nigeria?
she looks like she is from papua new guinea - what a joke!!!

dayokanu: Lailai

Your new wife must prepare my bath water, cook for me and lay my bed o. Otherwise i would invoke the Spirit of the Ekiti ancestors on her

hahahaha - not possible
new bride calls her husband by name and tradition expects her to address the people younger than her husband by sir/ma? i am sure it's that yeye "sango" that promulgated these idiotic laws.

dayokanu: My Partner would call anyone she is older than even by an hour by name

hahaha
dayo, you are from ogbomoso - soun would have you crucified if you defy the tradition of your village. that particular tradition is only prevalent in the village. no one in the city would ask a new bride to kneel for her junior in-laws.

hypeman: That's what I eat most times when I can't be ar.sed to go out...

where's kats? feed_me_more?
i am smelling a rodent.

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Even more reasons for them to lose their heads.

If it's not gonna be used. . .then why have it?![/quote]sisi, you are harsh o!
a hungry man has no morals.

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]One would have to be greedy and completely amoral to wanna share in the loot stolen from a dead person and agreeing to go to a witch doctor, yes?

Then in that case, why are we worried about them get their just desserts?

Off with their heads I say!![/quote]hahaha
many of the victims of such crimes have been told to look forward to their financial breakthrough this month by their pastors. what do you expect?

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]I don't get it.

How would the kidnapping and ritual part have come play? [/quote]the plot is to get their marked target to a witchdoctor's place
from then on, he would be hypnotised and taken to the back of a hut where the head would come off. this is like watching zack orji's blood-money or pete edochie in rituals

denzel2009: In Ibadan, taxicabs carry more than 3 different people. Some even lap each other.

that's suicidal!
i would not get into such unless i am the only passenger he's taking.

steph7: I literally laughed out loud when the poster said he didn't board a taxi he boarded a cab, I knew coogar was coming back for you. Anyway OP, someone has told a similar story like this on nairaland b4, I think its very popular method used by ritualist. Coogar in nigeria people share cabs oh!!

that's critical....
people shouldn't complain then when they get mugged in rickety cabs in nigeria.

deife: I know your type so well. Always seeking for attention. And concerning my English, why don't you let the people judge me. Indeed silence is golden.

next time, write your story clearly....
you got into an unlicensed taxicab - what do you expect from such arrangement?

deife: SMH. If you don't have anything meaningful & significant to contribute, why don't you just back off. I boarded a CAB. If you're really a Lagosian & you work at the Island you'll know that most drivers of private cars pick up passengers for an amount. The passengers are definitely more than one at a time.

your english needs aid from united nations!
cab = taxicab! the only reason people use them is for some sort of privacy, not to share with other passengers. this is why it's more expensive than a commercial bus. you didn't board a cab - you boarded your death sentence!

dayokanu: How can anyone even say something as silly as this? No need to say more. You self diagnoze yourself. Hoping people would come and read the bold and lol away

i know you are slow but i will try and put your brain cells to work.
england have no utility player like hargreaves - spain can play ramos, pique, albiol, etc in place of puyol. spain play possession football, the opponents don't even get the ball enough to trouble puyol or pique - they won euro 2012 without puyol.....spain's strength is not in the defence or attack - the strength is in their midfield.

hargreaves was england's best player in 2006 world cup. a school of thoughts would even agree he was one of the reasons united won the champions league in 2008. he's an utility player who can play RB, RM and DM. there's no other english player that is as talented as him in the midfield. would ozil ghost past hargo like he did barry in south africa?

i am not even fazed with the guy and his pregnant girl.....it's the op's interest in this matter that should be tackled. unless the op is the guy in question, i don't see any reason why he needs the help of nairalanders to solve a closed case such as this one!

the dude does not want to marry the pregnant babe - chikena!

dayokanu: Hargreaves more important than Puyol?

I think everyone can see that you have traded your brains for a bowl of Kunu

hargreaves is more important to england than puyol is important to spain. i know you will try and wriggle yourself into another argument created by yourself after i have left your face in dog's poop for the umpteenth time.

deife: @Coogar: I never said I boarded a taxi, did I?

deife: I'll be as brief as possible, Nairalanders. To tell you that kidnappers & ritualists exist & are on rampage is an understatement. What you need to be aware of is that they adopt different strategies to capture their victims. I'm going to share with you one approach so as not to become a prey.

I was at Law School busstop at about 6.30am today when I saw a cab & told the driver my destination. He told me to board. I noticed that there was a 'passenger' beside him & another one at the back. So I sat at the back.
Within 30 seconds of our journey, the young man beside me offered the driver #100 as transport fare. Immediately, the driver started shouting. The dialogue ensued between both of them:

Driver: How dare you offer me a hundred naira as transport fare? Aren't you the one that put that bag in the trunk? In fact you have a case to answer. Where did you get that huge amount of money from?

Passenger: (sobbing & genuflecting) please don't expose me. My boss died this morning. He was a Hausa man who ran a Bureau de Change business. He died after a brief illness. As soon as he died, my colleague made away with one of his vehicles. Because I don't know how to drive, I decided to make away with this money.

Passenger at the Front: How much is in the bag?

Passenger: 1.1 million dollars

Passenger at the Front: Oga driver, you know what? Let's strike a deal with the man. (Facing the Passenger at the back who at this point is already shaking like a jellyfish) Are you ready to share this money with the rest of us on this car?

Passenger: Yes sir!

All along I was quiet.

Passengerthe one who 'stole' the money) We need a herbalist or witch doctor to help us make the charms ineffective because the last time I tried to touch the money, I fell down.

Driver: (Cuts in) that's no problem. We will get a pastor or a herbalist to destroy the charms.

At this point, the passenger asked for my views. To be candid, so many things were on my mind. I felt this could be the 'major break' I had been trusting God for. On the other hand, I wasn't comfortable because if what the passenger said was anything to go by, & I partook in spending the money, I would have murdered Peace & Sleep.

Me: No true pastor will agree to be a part of this.

Before you could say Jack Robinson, the Passenger at the Front quickly offered to phone a herbalist that he claimed to know. Meanwhile the driver had taken the alternative route instead of going through the Toll Plaza. As soon as we got to a point, I told the driver to stop, I told him I wasn't interested, & immediately got out of the car & took a long walk.

To cut a long story short, when I got to work, I just hinted my colleague about my experience without going into details & guess what she said! She told me their modus operandi which tallied with what I experienced today.

So Nairalanders, I urge you to always take time to pray before you go out & be close to God. Put God first in all you do & be security conscious. May you not die untimely in Jesus' name & may God's grace be constantly available to you & your loved ones.

yes, you did!
you sat at the back of a taxi cab.

i don't understand how people board taxis and share it with other passengers. to the best of my knowledge, taxis are supposed to cater only for you and you alone.

dayokanu: Who is Puyol, Puyol is Spains most experienced Defender. All countries have gone through the same problems

hargreaves and rio are more important to england than puyol for spain!

Germany in 2010 had Ballack out with injury

and in which league was ballack playing when he copped that injury? surprise surprise - it's the same english league you don't give their credits. the first time germany lost an important player before a big tournament - they lost him in the premier league. more evidence that the english league is tougher and better.

In 2006 World cup Lahm their best defender played with a cast on his arm all tournament

this is not table tennis or basket ball, it's football - you don't use arms to play but legs.

In 2002, School, Deisler and Jens Nowotny all got injured just before the tournament
yet they reached at least the semis in each of those
2002 Brazil lost the Captain Emerson to injury

scholl, diesler and nowotny? the equivalent of darren bent and paul dickov missing a tournament. what won't you say when you are cornered? diesler na player? i should also list phil neville, sol campbell or rory delap.

you know you have no point when you compare the premier league to any other league in europe especially when the premier league had the most players representing it in the 2006 and 2010 world cup editions.

106 premier league players were in the 2006 world cup - compare that to bundesliga(74), seria a(60) french league(58), la liga(52). in the 2010 world cup, premier league also had the most products with 108 players. it's the best league, the richest, the toughest with the best quality.

dayokanu: Stupid excuse
Euro 2012 Spain had Puyol injured. Didnt stop them from winning

World cup 2010 Germany had Ballack injured didnt stop them from reaching the semis while Engerland was disgraced at the Second round

who is puyol?
how many english defenders missed the plane to south africa or euro 2012? it's always about rooney's metatarsal or beckham's metatarsal or gareth barry breaking rio's foot in training few days before a tournament. fatigue is the reason england put out poor performances in these competitions!!!

dayokanu: [b]Tell us how come the better EPL does nothing for the National team.[/b]The last time the English National team played a major semi final?

Dont worry about when the English national team won because the last time they won anything Obama was in diapers

because they never cop the clean bill of health before any competition. no winter break, 3 domestic competitions including back to back weekly football fixtures for 9 months and participation in europe. when was the last time england went to a football competition without one of the key players fighting for fitness?

thelastPope: Like seriouslly? Do I look like a hungry yahoo boy to you? Or a jobless MAULAG student with a 20mb Etisalat connection? Or a common Internet rat to bring myself to such low? Haba, sorry. I am not in that beer parlour league. Cooogar represents that group of Nigerians who are so bereft of intelligence, they think throwing Internet jibes is actually a smart and amiable thing to do. I will not gratify such idiocy with a response. It is too childlike and debasing. I come to NL to debate, not engage kids and teenagers in a celebration of educational backwardness. I have past that very many years ago. Sorry to disappoint you but you are backing up the wrong tree. I dont do kids stuff like "I touch you last" or "wording"

you don't back the wrong tree, you bark the wrong tree - there goes your window of literacy. the money spent on your formal education should have been invested in cocoa business.

elampiro: Now I want to pick at De Gea again. West Ham understood United weakness and made used of it to threaten us and kept us in our area most of the time. Don't get me wrong, De Gea is a good young keeper, but is deficiency in command of his area while defending set pieces and aerial balls made West Ham o keep pumping those balls into United's box. I always fear this. You see a lot of our players struggling to protect him and packed full the box in such situations. That is one problem that has to be worked on because more teams will use it against us, even next season.

so de gea's the reason west ham kept pumping the ball into our box? i guess de gea must have told west ham players to keep floating the ball into the box, right? you people just talk rubbish to justify your tunnel-vision. it's either you just started watching the premier league or you are simply trolling.

if you don't know how sam allardyce's team play in this day and age then there's nothing to be said. if you have 3 buffons in our goal last night, big sam would still have instructed his players to float the ball into the box. this is why they have andy caroll, it's got nothing to do with de gea. de gea dealt with all the dangerous situations last night including the one where he was elbowed in the face by caroll!

Idowuogbo: Fevk u!

It's d cam joor!

idowu kingy-kingy....

Idowuogbo: Yea.

no vex, i thought it was moses' foot when he was staring at the burning bush.

Valto: how i wish nigerian police will be prompt like this

i actually believe nigerian policemen are very intelligent but they are not motivated to do their jobs efficiently. they are poorly paid, no facilities and the government has done nothing to dignify the profession. people have more respect for newspaper vendors than policemen in nigeria.

Idowuogbo:

idowu, is that your foot?

CFCfan: And to Dayokanu too. There's no need to call yourselves the f**** word.

dayokanu is a faggöt!
when he's cornered, he quickly veers off the main argument and create his own or he turns the argument into cheap pedantry!

this debate is so simple - has ba lived up to the hype @ chelsea? no! is demba ba scoring regularly like he did at newcastle? no!

if ba's scoring freely at newcastle, why can't he replicate his form at chelsea with a superior midfield? is ba the problem or is chelsea's system the problem? if chelsea's system is the problem, why is it a good excuse for ba and the same excuse cannot be used for torres?

CFCfan: It shouldn't come to that! Let's stick with the football.

you should be addressing the faggöt - don't address me!

dayokanu: This is the same person who cant even perform basic arithmetic and compare Demba ba minutes with torres. You must be the poster child for autism

basic arithmetic is not my forte but my common sense tells me demba ba averages a goal in more than 3 league matches at chelsea - far worse than what he did at newcastle!!! i don't have to be accurate, you homoerotic nuisance.

you are so gay you are the type that sniffs your friend's seat immediately after he leaves!

dayokanu: You tell us how many minutes Demba ba has played in Chelsea and how many minutes Torres has played since January GUFFANTI

coming from a guy that claimed ozil and metresacker played in the bundesliga as at euro 2012, you must be a bellend

obama is hated by many....
someone sent a dodgy parcel to the white house earlier and the package was addressed to obama. this is like the episode of homeland! home-grown terrorists trying to avenge bin laden's death!

the drones should be introduced.....