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Family › Re: Child Spacing by coogar: 4:48pm On Apr 14, 2013
Tgirl4real: Ile, I must thank u for calling my attention instead of joining in the fight. I hid your posts cos I want to delete any offtopic or post that refers back to the fight. If d posts in question are on topic, kindly call my attention to it thru d report button and I will unhide.

Thanks for understanding.
i am gutted.......can't believe i missed the melodrama. cry cry cry
tgirl, as your village chief, i implore you to "unhide" the hidden posts.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 4:42pm On Apr 14, 2013
dayokanu: Tough games Start Demba Ba
who else should have started? drogba?
Family › Re: Wife Storms Church, Scatters Husband's Wedding To Another Lady (Pictures) by coogar: 12:29am On Apr 14, 2013
Feed me more: Good for him, he was gonna commit an act of bigamy.
there's no bigamy in nigeria
polygamy is not illegal in nigeria....
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 12:19am On Apr 14, 2013
Feed me more: Uw grin
i shall be conducting a medical examination of your claims.
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 12:09am On Apr 14, 2013
Feed me more: Never had/did any of those... tongue
good!
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 12:04am On Apr 14, 2013
Feed me more: ....Never had sêx tongue
oh, i see.....
that definition is vague....does mastürbation count? änal sex?

Feed me more: Coogar, you 're gonna crack my ribs with laughter with this your gif, be right sure that if that happens, I 'll come for yours. grin grin grin
i was trying to see if i could see anything higher than a D cup.
Family › Re: Wife Storms Church, Scatters Husband's Wedding To Another Lady (Pictures) by coogar: 11:59pm On Apr 13, 2013
[quote author=Alyricist★Laura]The Bride Has Very Nice Cheekbones

This Story Sounds really Ratchet and Ghetto.

I thought "Nigerians""Africans" could not be Ghetto?....

The lady must have been listening to American rap music surely, prior to subsequent events,

because this isn't common behavior of Nigerians, "Africans"
[/quote]says who?
nigerian women have been disrupting weddings or naming ceremonies of newborns since the 60s. mercy johnson was famous and rich enough to get tight security. this modern day solomon is neither rich nor intelligent like the biblical solomon that married 600 wives.
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 11:55pm On Apr 13, 2013
Feed me more: I don't have a parner, I'm a virgin tongue
define who a virgin is.....
Family › Re: Wife Storms Church, Scatters Husband's Wedding To Another Lady (Pictures) by coogar: 11:43pm On Apr 13, 2013
[quote author=uj_sizzle]they've got bulls there right? undecided[/quote]she's not ugly - the camera was tacky!

the man in the pic is the wife's dad, he was there too. the wife could have lost her baby, the bride could have also lost her baby had a fight ensued.

Family › Re: Wife Storms Church, Scatters Husband's Wedding To Another Lady (Pictures) by coogar: 11:30pm On Apr 13, 2013
GraceBestowed: [color=#CD3700] LooooL!! Dude, is there something in your water!?! Makes sense, though! [/color]
reports reaching me say the bride is from chicago. grin
Family › Re: Wife Storms Church, Scatters Husband's Wedding To Another Lady (Pictures) by coogar: 11:26pm On Apr 13, 2013
[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Dude, I WAS being nice. ...truth be told, newbie is fugly!!!!!!

She's the watered down, okirika made, po' man's version of Oldie. cheesy[/quote]you never know - newbie could be an american citizen!

adetsim: Are you saying that what the man did was okay? So you mean this should be encouraged or what?. Nkan to n be leyin efa, o ju eje lo. Women, especially cheated ones are more than the way you see them. Ile aye ni koro, o si fele, e je ki a sora loro obinrin.
i am not here to judge anyone on what's right or wrong. the man is african, his tradition permits him to marry as many as possible. there's no law against polygamy in nigeria.
Family › Re: Wife Storms Church, Scatters Husband's Wedding To Another Lady (Pictures) by coogar: 11:21pm On Apr 13, 2013
Lagusta: so this is what your discombobulated pile of cerebral arachnoid mater could conjurehuh A whole load of bladerdashhuh
you better don't fracture your fingers while typing moronic vocabulary. lagusta? you sound like bin laden!
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 11:19pm On Apr 13, 2013
Family › Re: Wife Storms Church, Scatters Husband's Wedding To Another Lady (Pictures) by coogar: 11:15pm On Apr 13, 2013
[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Well, Dude sure has a particular type....Newbie and Oldie could pass for sisters.[/quote]that's a very harsh thing to say....
you cannot curse out a bride on her big day. apologise, abeg!!!
Family › Re: Wife Storms Church, Scatters Husband's Wedding To Another Lady (Pictures) by coogar: 11:09pm On Apr 13, 2013
GraceBestowed: [color=#CD3700]LOOOL!! You people will not kill me!![/color]
the boy is lying he was there.....

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the groom looks cool....he doesn't even look like someone that could pull this kind of scandal.

Family › Re: Wife Storms Church, Scatters Husband's Wedding To Another Lady (Pictures) by coogar: 11:00pm On Apr 13, 2013
naijathings: this one happened LIVE and I saw everything.. the street was filled with POLICE vehicles and the church was filled with WAHALA.
it was a total waste of time and money and the area boys did what they know how to do best.
i don't believe you....
show us pictures you were there....or remain silent till 2015.
Family › Re: Wife Storms Church, Scatters Husband's Wedding To Another Lady (Pictures) by coogar: 10:57pm On Apr 13, 2013
what a stüpid groom.
he should have spent 1/3 of his wedding expenses on providing tight security. N50,000 could have gotten him a nice squad of trigger-happy MOPOL men.
Family › Re: Married Folks: Is Oral Se.x Neccessary In A Marriage To Build Trust And Love? by coogar: 10:54pm On Apr 13, 2013
vivian chinaza: Oh sorry, I got that mixed up. Not too conversant with the word, so thanks for correcting me.

And yea, have u had of that before? Magun?
if you are not a mrs yet then you can't be magun-laced.
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 10:50pm On Apr 13, 2013
naijababe: Mtchew!!! So you think big batties are just for sighting?! You need to work on your imagination grin
what else?
intravenous infection? at least one can mouth off the boobs, what do men do with batty apart from admiring from a distance or slapping it?

Feed me more: What you don't see... Those that are obsessed see grin

And who told you that? If you know how to handle a woman, you 'll def see the batty during sëx. tongue
but you are a woman - tell me what your partner likes doing to the batty...
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 10:45pm On Apr 13, 2013
Katsumoto: Maybe the boring ones and perhaps, those who are too old/feeble to move around. grin grin grin
africans?
80% of their men have not tried any other position apart from missionary. so what's the essence of the batty?

Feed me more: True!

Coogar must be some of those peeps that root for a bad guy in movie. tongue
of course....
villainous characters are the salt of any movie.
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 10:42pm On Apr 13, 2013
naijababe: Don't mind Coogar, he enjoys being an outlier grin
i am serious about this.....
never ever been crazy about anyone's batty! it's so overrated. boöbs - yes but batty?
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 10:39pm On Apr 13, 2013
Feed me more: Hmm... You must be one in a million tbh.

I have never come across a black african who is not obsessed with big batty.
what's in the batty?
majority of these black africans don't even see this batty during sex.
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 10:36pm On Apr 13, 2013
Katsumoto: You know there are positions that help with this. grin
by the same token, there are positions that would take the batty out of the line of sight!

I have never cared what people think. As long as I know I am referring to gal ar.ses, then its cool.
hehe!
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 10:22pm On Apr 13, 2013
naijababe: It's a black thing jare my dear. Black men obsess over batties while dem whites are boobs men.

Every black man I know wished they were Puffy when he and J.Lo became an item.
i am a black man and i don't obsess over batties.
there are at least 5 million black men like me so that theory is a myth! face over batty all day.

Katsumoto: hem hem *cough cough* can I ............ ? grin grin grin

Didn't you read where I wrote I have a PhD in arseology? I have documented research on ar.ses; where the best and worst ones are. I am unashamedly an ar.se man. wink
people might think you are gay with this....
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 9:33pm On Apr 13, 2013
shymexx: Have you met Eastern European women from Lithuania, Romania, Estonia etc.??
Damn!! They have got batty for days - and they're freaks... grin
irish women are battylicious too.

Feed me more: Sorry about that, it's surely a one off incident...
Lol @ the bolded...
if that happened in the UK, i wouldn't even flinch but in your country, i wouldn't have been surprised if the dude had an RPG in his backseat. grin
Family › Re: Married Folks: Is Oral Se.x Neccessary In A Marriage To Build Trust And Love? by coogar: 9:29pm On Apr 13, 2013
ileobatojo: Solid as a rock mate! No shaking! tongue
*JK, it wasn't me. I know nothing!*
it's you.....
don't even attempt to play possum here......

Pataki: Chai chai........this Vivian chick.......she set oh!
Father forgive me of my dirty thoughts right now!
Chai!4;&85:5%,`£§£§¥^€`$£§_[_]¥{=°€
thou shall not covet another man's property.
be careful, naija herbalists have developed contactless "magun".
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 9:20pm On Apr 13, 2013
british women have this annoying shape these days.
i don't know if it's the cut of the pants they wear but the belly and the butt have the same dinension, instead of figure 8, you get figure 7. grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 9:07pm On Apr 13, 2013
adaobi123: that supermarket women ?
yes - she's good at her own unique abilities


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr4Zfhox3t0

she killed it here, 1 million views #classic!

Feed me more: Yes, i have a glock and a 9mm.
cool beans!

Why are you asking... Were you harassed or robbed when you came before? undecided undecided
one drunk driver nearly crashed into the car i rented and i cursed at him.
the next thing, he rolled up beside my car by the traffic lights and as i was trying to continue my protests, he just grinned to show his grillz - i have never been that scared in my life - dude is defly a killer. the relief i got when the lights went green was the best ever. if i am going to die, it must not be in the land of the yanks!
Family › Re: Married Folks: Is Oral Se.x Neccessary In A Marriage To Build Trust And Love? by coogar: 9:05pm On Apr 13, 2013
ileobatojo: One hand up in the air yelling hee-haw?!!! grin
better be careful before you break his phallus....
he's not a horse or a donkey - ride with care. tongue
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 9:03pm On Apr 13, 2013
shymexx: You need to see her batty in person.. Batty so huge, it claps by itself!!! grin

I swear she went to Birmingham City Uni(abiL's uni)...
i remember her now.....
mary byrne was my favourite in that edition. rebecca ferguson killed it too.
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 8:58pm On Apr 13, 2013
adaobi123: this man on the cube is making my blood boil angry
he's too fat! grin
mo farah once beat the cube n took all their money!
Family › Re: Married Folks: Is Oral Se.x Neccessary In A Marriage To Build Trust And Love? by coogar: 8:57pm On Apr 13, 2013
vivian chinaza: Can someone pls help a sister out here? Pls, which one is reverse cow girl? I have no idea what that is.
sit on your partner and turn the opposite way. instead of facing him, you are backing him.

sapien: Oga Coogar, coma and shed light on "ea" o!
Which one is "ea" again?

69, I know; missionary, I know; reverse cowgirl, I know; "ea", I knoweth not!
69 and ea

study the prints and you realise 69 is bigger than ea.
so if 69 is for you then ea would be for midgets, geddit?

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