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adaobi123: whats the gift ?

big mac(medium) - shymexx has not recovered yet from the recession of 2008.

shymexx: Bwahahahahahahahah

Ileke_idi might be meek as long as money is involved but I don't know about the other two esp. tpia...

tpia would be the easiest of the lot....
the type of wife you would ask to sit down and she would not move an inch. tpia has no visible social skills, she wears beret 22 hrs of the day and she's got a one track mind.

MrBible: If this story is true, then my advice is that the man should sleep in a separate room whenever the wife is tired, being on the same bed every night with his wife looks too irresistible for this man.

if the same room is irresistible then sleeping under the same roof would be irresistible.

honey86: so the woman should die because she wants to please the husband Abi.@op, I think your sister should have a conversation with her husband, let him see things from her perspective.

too much sëx cannot kill a woman - stop peddling myths.....

SailorXY: I think the shape of that Phelan guy's head say it all. So tactically inept. #Just round for nothing.
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The goal keeper trainer is doing s good job by the way

eric steele is very good!

mike phelan is a "yes" man. if he cannot see fergie's team selection is weak then he doesn't deserve that job. carlos queiroz will never play giggs in a 2-man midfield. some things are just basic common sense......we go to a lion's den tomorrow, anything short of 6 points in the next 2 games and i would personally put fergie on a plane to aluu village.

pak: Two exhibits in one night . . . .
Filed for future reference.

file it and bookmark the page......

toofine765: Hi nairalanders, my bis sis who has been married for eight years that confided in me that the husband usually makes love to her every night, that he never beleives that she can be tired. She works and has little kids she is taking care of. She say when ever she compains of tiredness, he gets very angry and leaves the house only to come back after midnight. I could not bring myself to tell her he definatly goes out to sleep with other ladies. My only advice to her was for her to give it to him any time he likes it but I have been veryu unhappy since then. Why will he not understand with her when she is tired? Why does it only have to be about him only? He is just selfish and it makes me sad. She does not want a divorce either because of her children. But I still feel this action of his can still lead to her death one day. Please house members, what do you think is the best advice for her because she is so dear to my heart.

your sister should lie she's got a self-infected venereal disease. that should buy her some 2-3 weeks of needed rest.

shymexx: Can you handle Shollypops' double-whammy?? - Ekiti + Aries star sign??

From what I've observed on this forum, Ekiti women are nothing to play with... Ileke_idi, Sholly, abiL, Queensmith, tpia etc... Scared of Ibadan and Ekiti women - they're the type that'll chop off your phallus for cheating..

shollypoppa is a baby....
ileke, queensmith and tpia, etc are meek, forget their online facade. they all hand-wash the boxer shorts of their boyfriends.

Katsumoto: That's what you are complaining about? Really

what should i complain about? shollypoppa's absence?

brokoto: make that November

ishilove is a quick learner.....

Ishilove: Blow jobs are highly overrated

blöw jobs are overrated?
do you know how many republics have fallen, how many top secrets have been leaked as a result of men getting fellated on? hell, bill clinton desecrated the oval office and it's the same BJ that caused it. go and get your banana n start the daily practising. hopefully, you would be as good as jenny by august.

keeked: hi I am a newbie here, and i've always admired your posts and many others as a guest . i was wondering if we could chat off the forum.

Have a good day or night

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armyofone: lol, oh I see, I seee.
alrighty, carry on with your keg of pineapple/strawberry juice.

thank you.....
you too carry on with the moonshine or bloody mary served in your quantico base.

shymexx has literally turned this zone to his personal library of music videos. i think he should be fined! if you agree with this motion - say aye!

armyofone: ummm, about to get on a pineapple induced weekend romp fa, odikwa risky.

don't be jealous, armywoman
it's been a long hard week - a brother must unwind.

kulyie: coogar boy i have been seeing your e.mails via nairaland and each time i respond,i get a mailer deamon.can you please send a proper e.mail,just send me your e.mail adress via nairaland and ill be able to reply you directly through e.mail.by the way i didnt know you are a fan of Mouth Action.sha make sure you scrutinize the kinds of mouth you stick your john thomas into :p

your email must be running on petrol then
it needs to be fixed - send the email again.

SailorXY: ^^^ I think another striker will be madness, but if it is Falcao then I pop champaign to digest my suya because it will be a win-win. We stop our rivals from getting the third best player in the world, and make us more formidable. & who knows? maybe Ronaldo decides to come back too woooooaaaahhhhh... The midfield can go to hell, we will keep winning.

all we need is get rid of giggs and scholes.......and maybe mike phelan!

kulyie: lmao the mere thought of it is very disgusting to say the least :p

there's nothing disgusting there - he's your man!

Ishilove: God will give me a man who will dislike Mouth Action

if he hates blöw job then he's probably a eunuch. be careful what you wish for!

sephia: According to the mad man coogar, other Torres goals don't matter as long as it's not a BPL goal. Anyway, fine goal by the dud today even if that is all he did.As for Moses, that guy is overrated. Sometimes i wonder at his level of intelligence.
Rubin played very well but i doubt if they could win if we played the full calvary today. I'm tipping Chelsea to get to the finals. One trophy is a must.

you are a lunatic.....
is europa cup a domestic cup competition where BA has scored majority of his goals against inferior opponents? when torres scores, fools quickly say he did nothing else from scoring. when torres creates goals, the same lunatics flip it and say his job description is about goalscoring.

my prediction that torres would score 20 goals this season has come to pass. you can suck my cöck with amy winehouse's teeth if it irks you so bad!

Katsumoto: Why are you hassling the young lady?

who's harassing who?
let me sever the culprit's head with a chainsaw!

Imprida: and also why white women tan their skin like no 2mor?

tanning is not about trying to look dark.....
bleaching is about trying to look white - fixing long hair is trying to look white, using coloured contact lens is trying to look white amongst many other things....

stillwater: ^^^Is there anything wrong in using bleaching cream, coogar?

there's nothing wrong -
nigerian women know bleaching is wrong and then another term was coined - toning!

Yield: White women are not natural in their looks. They wear weaves, wigs, fake eyelashes, tons of eyeliner and makeup. I don't even wear any of those things. Black women, we're far more beautiful and exotic with our looks. With white women, you always know what to expect, no variations.

I don't have a problem with white women though. I tend to make friends easier with white women than black women. But in terms of white women-black women attractiveness, we're exceed them without question.

is that the reason 77% of the nigerian female population use skin-bleaching products?

[quote author=truth.com]As Nigeria was declared Christianity state when same amnesty was granted to the MEND? I don't support amnesty of a thing but I hate to read comment from stupid and foolish people.[/quote]your propensity to stretch the borders of stupidity is peerless!
were MEND fighting for a nation of christians like boko haram are fighting for an islamkx country? it's not too difficult to see you have the brain power of a maggot!

vicade: Milo Clap.

Plus they are crap cos I'm not comparing them to their fellow Nollywood "Crapees". I'm comparing them to Hollywood and Bollywood standard cos those movies are supposed to be the best Naija has to offer.

I'm sure you will agree with Nollywood making more historical movies and movies based on biographies and past incidents however crappy they may be

you have to consider the budget of these movies - it's a tad folly comparing low budget nollywood movies to bollywood/hollywood. we don't even have a studio in nigeria to make these movies, they are all done at the site of the location - this is why these movies are basically living room movies!

nigerians and their potty mouths!
i see nothing wrong in the trailer - it was outstanding for a low budget movie. the sound quality is top draw and the pictures are aiiight!

the trailer gets an A from me

[quote author=Dudu_Negro]WITH THIS TURN AROUND BY OHANEZE, IGBOS HAVE BETRAYED US.[/quote]they have betrayed themselves.....

biolabee: Thought the aristocrats started gay dom

nah - soldiers did....

vislabraye: If any group should talk about amnesty for BH, it is MEND. But they're not even thinking about it. They feel its a betrayal of the innocent blood that has been shed.
I don't know what this Onaneze guy has to gain? I think there's more to it.

he has been paid handsomely - why else would anyone betray his own conscience by supporting the amnesty of a group that maimed his kinsmen in cold blood?

solomon111: will you please cut the insults?
Give us a feasible alternative,if not amnesty?
People like you just stay abroad and talk all kind of unrealistic bullshitt,yet will want to hold the govt to ransom when the next bomb goes off.
Nobody wants to support amnesty,but we have no choice.
Nigerians do not have the patience to endure a prolonged battle with bokoharam.

get out of here, you unintelligible beast of burden!
you have no choice but to give in to terrorists? what kind of obdurate twits are we producing in nigeria? with this defeatist mentality, it's so obvious your moral compass is so screwed up!

armyofone: this life is full of wonders.
I still don't know how another guy will allow someone to poke something down the small holed an.us.
They really tried. Trying to get the nature off loader to off load is hard not to think of some hefty bulala going inside.
ummm, it is well.

the military started the trend of which you are one.....

[quote author=:: VMF ::]We Christians can be very enduring, tolerant and peaceful but I wonder what the problem is with Islam.[/quote]islam preaches peace too - these cowards called boko haram are just smearing islam as a religion. many islamic scholars have condemned boko haram that what they do is totally against the tenets of islam. let's not make this is a religious crisis - this is about a bunch of semi-illiterate hoodlums killing innocent people to cop penile erectiöns.

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sakes!