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Katsumoto: Its more like 200 million and album sales is not enough. You might as well say Eminem is better than Nas since eminem has sold more albums.

but eminem is better than nas.....
your analogy falls flat in it's face.

Katsumoto: I vote Janet higher based on her sexiness, versatility and longevity.

Yes whitney has a better voice and Mariah has her notes. But I can't use just one attribute to judge. Its the whole package.

whitney is sexier than janet!
the young whitney of the early 90s in "bodyguard" was untouchable - things went belly up when she met bobby brown and she started doing drugs!

[quote author=Mr. Wally]I have seen people who can speak good English but suck when you ask them to write it down. What do we call that?[/quote]good environment - poor formal education...

Katsumoto: Are you for real. Janet is more versatile (fast, mid, and slow tempo) plus she can dance better while Mariah just does her thing well. The only comparison to Janet is probably Beyonce.

whitney houston is better than janet!
mariah carey kills it with her notes. i put those 2 above janet jacko!

Afam4eva: I've heard Nigerian people say things that suggest that knowing how to speak good english suggest that one is educated. How's that even possible. You see ladies saying things like "He's a nice guy and speaks very well". He speaks very well means means he speaks good english with a foreign accent and not Igbo or Yoruba. So, Why does speaking Good English translate to one been educated and smart. Can't someone who doesn't speak English be smart?

for any nigerian living in nigeria, the ability to write and speak english language is a big sign of intelligence. considering the fact that english is a 2nd language for the majority, mastering the language is a huge sign of intelligence.

[quote author=Mr. Globe]Coming from a certified troll who cannot tell his left from his right. Think I'll pass.[/quote]you have close to 3000 comments and none of them makes any sense. you weren't born stüpid or were you?

[quote author=Mr. Globe]Fashola is just a fraud, he will pass your letter to Tinubu for further directions[/quote]do you get paid for being a troll everyday of your life? you don't have to contribute to everything that has fashola attached to it. you need to grow up!

Ujujoan: My sister . . . Onye chukwu goziri a gozi! Ndi osu imi daa ajo ada!

If you are sure you've covered all the bases why on earth are you worried? Abeg enjoy your money jare . . . Make dem go hug transformer. Jealousy can make some people go crazy over night just cos they need an extra handbag! Instead of them to ask politely so that you can buy them some, they are here spewing trash!

Jenny, pls it's not a crime to own more shoes than you can wear. It's your right cos you earned the money!

Onye na ejiro ego na si na beer na enu inu! D; D;

i trust ujujoan....
all she knows is money.....if money ceases to exist in this world uju would commit suicide.

nikkykay: Do u knw a broken rship is better dan a broken marriage? D earlier I ended it d better!
Suicide watch u said?! I don't want 2go in2 any rship where my child's life will nt b safe when I leave her wit "d man" !
aint feeling cool bro cos its painful 2end yet another rship again thinkin of where 2start & wit who again!
At ds stage if any man does dat 2me, I wl just smile & move on

you are going into these relationships with the wrong mind-set.

firstly, you have to accept no man is 100% flawless and the aim is to turn his few flaws into perfection. i don't want a perfect partner - if she's got everything i want already, what would i be adding to her that would be my own personal achievement? the whole venture would be too boring for me.

as long as he doesn't commit the cardinal sins then you should tolerate pardonable flaws. perfect men only exist in mills and boons. the real world is different so dust yourself and find someone that matches your 70-80%. then work on the other 20% during the course of courtship and the rest is history......

chaircover: Guys, Somebodi wan do somebodi so I want your expert opinion on which perfume you smell on women that make you just wanna forget your name . . . . And most importantly, your chequebook 

I use any of the following in no particular order: Gucci by Gucci, D&G – The one, Poison – Midnight, Poison – Hypnotic, Poison – Pure, Ghost or Issy Miyake. Time for a change

Ladies also feel free to let us know what you like to smell on your bobo's 

gucci by gucci is like an aphrodisiac.....
whenever my girlfriend wears it, she must get one round before she finishes dressing up. i am sure some high levels of pheromones were added to it. it's the best perfume for women!

[quote author=baby_123]Rabble rouser my azz. Obviously you guys sit together and discuss with the old lady who was exposed on this thread. Anyway, that is why NL is what it is. And you were clowning ray j like a saint. Ashe you are skyping and discussing all sorts offline. What a shame coogar! Smh![/quote]old lady exposed? who was exposed?
baby_123, don't let me start a civil war o. matter of fact, where is your friend's pic? it's about time to examine the much talked about merchandise!!

[quote author=baby_123]Denzel is a whistleblower and male gossip. He likes to talk about who he has farked on and off NL I guess. Probably one of these small boys with small tools. Am waiting for him to boast abeg! Coogar, you have been exposed!!! My friend is so not for you anymore. So you gossip?[/quote]denzel is a rabble rouser.....
he once bragged he knew who disvirgined patience goodluck - why are you paying attention to him?

exposed ke? project friend is still in full effect - you cannot back off now, not when your friend is curvy and pretty. don't make me start a riot here o!

denzel2009: Come on...coogar the clue is here na. Your church mind add 2 and 2 together.

mention the name and stop this algebra......

[quote author=baby_123]Coogar, when did you join NL sef? 2011? Wow, so you are running game here coogar! Na wa o! You don dey mack on NL. Nice one.[/quote]don't believe denzel......coogar is a saint!
i don't run games - i come here to learn and read stuff to entertain myself.

denzel2009: One of your conquests na....she old pass methusellah for this land

my conquests? how can?

donedy: Good! I love to teach my student when he/she finds it hard understanding such level of juxtaposition.

By the time = This refers to the time my friend and I have finished doing whatever we have in our schedule...
we're done = This is there to explicitly show that I've already done with you..

I hope what I explained makes sense. I'm happy that you're making progress.

you are a simpleton....
now let's break down your asinine comment....

My model is really paying off. By the time, we're done, I hoped to have made a case to my friends that under the oath of perjury, I have made a significant change in the life of an unknown acquaintance on Nairaland.

"by the time we are done" - predicting the future
"i hoped" - past tense.

how do you relate with these inconsistencies in a single sentence? the correct tense should have been ".......i hope to have made a case....." "hope" is the correct word not "hoped".

denzel2009: You don't know baby_123?

no, who is she?
an oldie?

donedy: My model is really paying off. By the time, we're done, I hoped to have made a case to my friends that under the oath of perjury, I have made a significant change in the life of an unknown acquaintance on Nairaland.

your english is so horribly bad....
dang it - it gets more and more obvious that you weren't a baby as a child, you were a pikin.

donedy: You shouldn't have resorted to GIF image to make your case. It's a sign of incompetence to logically lay your claim. Please don't do it next time.

after you have been decapitated in public?
if this was a boxing match, your coach would have thrown in the towel - your chest puffing in the first few pages have changed into running with your tail between your scrawny legs.

donedy: The more I tried to find a constructive educative model that fits you, like I've done for Coogar, the harder it becomes. How does elevating a hoe makes someone a wiser, unless you're is mentally deranged or you fit the classification.

somebody should please translate the last sentence - is this english? donedy, what are you even writing for? you suck at this - your cognitive reasoning is not better than that of an agama lizard.

kulyie: gbam! That is all and you are there spewing nonsense and ranting like a mentally deranged fellow.oya,what is the meaning of hoe that you have been blabbing about since,i remember i gave you a brief definition or idea of what a hoe is to help you answer but as usual,you lack the capacity to think and so you had to digress into something else to cover up your ignorance

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donedy: I'm amazed on the extent you've gone to show me that there is room for improvement in you. There is nothing more delighted for an educator to see his/her students pushing the bounds of their intellectual limit.

Coogar, I'm proud of you and I hope you should be also of yourself, but we still need work on the tenses and word choice. Just for you to see your improvement, please compare your most recent comments to the previous ones. I hope your acquaintance, Kulyie, will join you.

it seems you are suffering from a mid-life crisis....
who amongst us here has been shooting grammatical bullets with incorrect tenses and gross ineptitude? tell us why you think kim kardashian is a whöre - what about her lifestyle is different from the woman you married?

donedy: I'm really happy that you're now taking the time to pick up. There might actually still be hope for you . Like I said earlier, I'll engage you in a constructive educative manner to enlighten you. I'm glad my method, which I never doubted, is working.
I'm glad we're getting somewhere.

Hint: Those are not the only errors I left behind.

your propensity to stretch the borders of daftness is peerless!
itsmodella, kulyie and coogar have asked you to prove kim kardashian is a whöre and you keep beating about the bush like a beast of burden. we don't need your lectures or exegesis - just prove your stance and we can draw a line under this argument.....

donedy: Not only will I be happy to enlighten a brother, I will be privilege to educate you on the use of word choices. There are other things you could have used than that. In fact, the majority of your words are out of place, but I ignored them based on your standard.

donedy: I don't have to defend my stance to a deluded soul or someone way below my intellect. Explaining my self is like explaining string theorem to you.

Like I said, I've stop debating you, rather I'm trying to engage you in a constructive educative way to see if there is hope you.

you cannot even sort your tenses and yet you want to educate me on choice of words? you should chair the association of mentally-indigent peasants!

kulyie: no mind am jare my person they say empty barells make the loudest noise.it's people that are janitors,messengers or clerks that one boss just dash phone with browser that will be comming here to rant that he is the father of obama,he owns cbn etc.no mind am,na mental poverty dey worry am,no be everybody wey dey pretend to be wise,na im truly wise,im get serious problem,im just no know am

ignore the irritant.....
he's like that annoying louse in the pubes of a lunatic on the streets of lagos. he's wrong and he would not accept he has goofed. i don't know how nigerians find it difficult to admit their mistakes. he probably doesn't know the meaning of the word "whöre". he's a produc of a failed educational system!

i don't believe this story....
this looks like a victim of a ghastly car accident - the victim is also a teenager. the op is a white liar!

take dat: Abeg, cool down for the guy na! No pursue am commot NL!

he should go if he wants to......

donedy: The way Kim aspiring apprentices are barking here is overwhelming as if she'll help them step their game up. Unfortunately, Nigeria market ain't ripe yet to harbor world Class Hoes.

haha -
tonto dikeh disagrees with you.....

donedy: I don't have to defend my stance to a deluded soul or someone way below my intellect. Explaining my self is like explaining string theorem to you.

stop smoking your pubic hair, dumbo!
i have told you several times your IQ is lower than your shoe size. intellectually, you are at the base of the food pyramid! no one here is in your bottom echelon. you cannot defend your stance because you have nothing to say - period!

Like I said, I've stop debating you, rather I'm trying to engage you in a constructive educative way to see if there is hope you.

educate me or educate yourself? lol
isn't it ironic this is coming from someone who has never heard of photosensitive epilepsy? in the punditry of hard currency, your intellectual power at best would be the zimbabwean dollars.

OMO IBO: How many more times is torres going to rise?

19 goals so far this season and yet he's still not good enough..... chelsea fans amuse me.

donedy: I truly don't see how the bolded words fit into the sentence. You mustn't devour to use any new phrase you learn in a sentence, although I know how tempting it might be.

that's because you stay in the village.....
villagers like yourself probably don't know epilepsy can be triggered by photosensitive images. people who suffer from those are called the term i used above and you have been ranting like the people who suffer from the ailment.

Secondly, I don't have to say what makes her what she is because my classification of her might not be any different from that of your mom. If you have the time to be posting rubbish, you might as well spare yourself a minute by looking up the answer you seek on the web. Sometimes, you learn better by seeking the truth yourself.

at least make an attempt!
prove me wrong you are not any of the horrible names i have called you this evening. you can't just go branding women as whöres without having the chutzpah to defend your statement!