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Politics › Re: South African Hotel Bans Nigerians by coogar: 3:04pm On Apr 06, 2013
Billyonaire: Its not perculiar to Nigerians alone, make I hear word jarey, the world is a global village, there are many Lebanese drug pushers in Nigeria too, we have Chinese hawkers too, we also have South African prostitutes here. Again, make I hear word.
south africans rub me the wrong way....
bunch of idiöts who think they are better than everyone else.....they should remove their embassy from nigeria and send all nigerians back to nigeria. i cannot understand why nigerians go there - there are better places in africa to do economic migration!
Politics › Re: South African Hotel Bans Nigerians by coogar: 2:57pm On Apr 06, 2013
Rossikk: Worthless article. If you travel abroad to sell drugs, it is Nigerian govt's fault. If you travel to do fraud, it is Nigerian govt's fault. If you travel to do prostitution, it is Nigerian govt's fault. If you travel abroad and keep your environment there dirty, it is Nigerian govt's fault. Tell me something. Does there come a time when these "perfect, innocent Nigerian citizens" actually take responsibility for their own actions?
you are a fool......
if the government actually cares about the citizens, why would anyone leave nigerian and go to a country where 80% of the population are HIV-carriers? is it not the same country where half of the population were räping babies to cure their diseases not too long ago?

our government should be held responsible for this rubbish. the unemployment level in nigeria is sickening. if there are jobs for the teeming graduates, i doubt anyone would go to a cursed nation like south africa for economic reasons!
Politics › Re: South African Hotel Bans Nigerians by coogar: 2:51pm On Apr 06, 2013
i blame the nigerians going to south africa
hell, i wouldn't send my rabid dog there if i wish it dead. it's a swamp of piss. the crime rate is worse than anywhere in nigeria. what prospects are there? do nigerians go there for economic reasons? nigerians should do the same in lagos - banish all south africans in nigerian hotels/motels!
Family › Re: Parents Disapproval Of Yoruba Guy And Black American Female Relationship by coogar: 12:49am On Apr 06, 2013
if he cannot convince his parents to have you, then he's not a good husband material. i hate grown men with baby brains.
Family › Re: Married Folks: Is Oral Se.x Neccessary In A Marriage To Build Trust And Love? by coogar: 12:36am On Apr 06, 2013
jennykadry: Look at this woman oo? Have you ever tasted yourself? Let me tell you now that the best way to taste yourself is let him dip his microphone into your x, withdraw and insert it into your mouth, lick the thing from top to bottom and you will have an idea of what your inside taste's like. Yummmm cheesy grin

.....and if he releases inside your mouth, use your bogie to scrape it all off your lips and down your sides and take a big long swallow cool if unable to, start practising with the help of red or fruit wine to gulp it down.

Thank me later
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TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Vs Spartacus by coogar: 12:31am On Apr 06, 2013
SailorXY: Batiatus: "what?! The gods haven't pi.ss.ed on me enough for one day? But Noo let add p.iss to sh!It, let's pour it in his his mouth..."

Batiatus: "Legatus f**kn Glaber beckons me to the city only to spawn like a thin wasted who.re! Once again the gods spreads the cheeks & rams co.c.k in f**kn a.s.s"

Gannicus: "come! The task shouldn't be that difficult, I only need to direct my blade to the smell of sh!-t"

These got me cracking!!!

Spartacus: "I will not see the passing of a brother for the purpose of sport... I will not see another heart ripped from chest or breath forfeit for no cause... Your lives are your own, forge your own path, or join with us... & together, we shall see Rome trembleeeee"

This is classic
Batiatus: Come, lets us put the past in the past, the games await you

Spartacus: I have but one condition

Batiatus: Condition? You kiss my cheek only to finger my asś. Speak! Or I will take out your fücking tongue.


cowgurl: LOL...yeah right, noh gonna work so back to sender.
it has worked already - by this time tomorrow, you would be aspiring to become a deaconess!
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Vs Spartacus by coogar: 12:09am On Apr 06, 2013
cowgurl: and even if I were to choose between 300 [which was not even a series] and GOT, I'l pick the former..this comparism is so wrong
cowwoman, you watch spartacus too?
#sprinkles holy water on her face#
Family › Re: Married Folks: Is Oral Se.x Neccessary In A Marriage To Build Trust And Love? by coogar: 11:54pm On Apr 05, 2013
kulyie: lol of course not but some things are just gross and inappropriate cheesy
stop pretending, abeg!
we all know you love receiving and giving back......
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Vs Spartacus by coogar: 11:53pm On Apr 05, 2013
Ibime: Problem with GOT is too many characters. You don't get into their story.
very confusing script - they are so all over the place with the directing and the editing. the sequence of scenes is also nothing to write home about. season 1 was very good but season 2 was a waste of time!

ijebabe: Bla bla snore. Spartacus has quotes but not more memorable than GOT.
You are blown away by the graphics used in the fight scenes which, by the way, are not great..It's rather insulting to compare.
ijebabe, you wouldn't know what a memorable quote is so i wouldn't even argue with you. GOT is for the squeamish folks, spartacus is for the strong-hearted!
Crime › Re: Credit-Card Fraud: 32 People With Nigerians Arrested by coogar: 11:48pm On Apr 05, 2013
aryzgreat: y did u single nwando out eh? ur yoruba tribalistic brodas have been rampaing NL bringing every available tarnishing news about igbos on NL front page, with the help of tribal MODs who normally take sudden siesta when such threads make FP while d yorubas like eko ile, eko atlantic, eko lagoon, Dayokanu, ileke eediot, shymmex, Desola et al descend on ndigbo and pour all manner of insults on igbos, nobody talks, now the table have turn, the MODs are alert, keeping virgil, banning with alarcrity( i may get 8months ban for saying d bitter truth).
i thought there was a ceasefire the other week - the kissing and make up thread? you mean all those effort were wasted?

This goes to show dat crime knows no tribe, i use to hear comments like "igbo can do anything for money" "igbo like money" Does this crime suggest that yorubas hate money?
shame on all the tribalists.....
useless geriatric fools acting like pre-pubescent kids on the internet. i can understand when kids under 20 are writing some of these vile comments but to see people who have celebrated their golden jubilee acting like juveniles is nothing but a crying shame!
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Vs Spartacus by coogar: 10:56pm On Apr 05, 2013
Ibime: Spartacus is better than GOT but don't forget Breaking Bad is vying with both of them.
ibime, remove self from fücking sight or i shall have you parted from your cöck and crucified!
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Vs Spartacus by coogar: 10:41pm On Apr 05, 2013
ijebabe: Game of Thrones is obviously better. The main thing about Spartacus I know that gets the guys going is the sex, which appears more graphic than in GOT.
In terms of the script, dialogue, acting, production, locations, props, GOT wins!
you must have seen the greek version of spartacus....
dialogue? acting? production? there's no show on the planet with more memorable quotes than spartacus....only oz would come near and that's because it's got more episodes!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:01pm On Apr 05, 2013
[quote author=Mr_TA]Been busy for a bit since the Cup defeat to Chelsea so havent had a chance to respond. I was very disappointed by that defeat as I really wanted the FA Cup as well this year. Its been so long since we've won the FA Cup. I really hope SAF will finally address the midfield this summer. The squad is desperately crying for a spark from the midfield which we're lacking severely. I still think we need atleast 2 solid midfielders this summer. I dont know who exactly but hopefully the club scouts are doing what they're paid to do.

Carrick is awesome and has been so good this season but that's part of the problem any combination of our strongest midfield has to have him in it mostly as the defensive anchor and the deep lying playmaker. He's 31/32 now and we cannot continue to rely on him so much. Our wingers have also been woefully out of form for a while now which is a shame but Ive always been of the mid that if your midfield is strong enough it will cover deficiencies in attack and defence.

Hopefully RVP comes off this rut soon as this is getting silly now. On to the next one! cool[/quote]all fergie could have done was to play anderson + cleverley + carrick in that midfield and we would have been good enough to beat chelsea. there's nothing wrong with the midfield, the selection and the tactics have lost us more games this season than the personnel. why would you leave jones/carrick in the midfield then play cleverley as a left winger?

what sort of idiotic tactics is that? disappointed in fergie in the sense that he sacrificed the chelsea game for the needless 3 points against sunderland. we could afford to lose to sunderland and still win the league. he should have sent the reserves to sunderland and play his strongest team possible at the bridge......
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Vs Spartacus by coogar: 9:56pm On Apr 05, 2013
la furia: grin grin grin, while in game of throne, Ser Jorah Mormon said : even the bravest of men fear death.
those men in GOT are wussies.....they rely on wolves to fight their battles. if it's not wolves then it's dragons while the boys in the ludus are pugligists or in worst case scenarios, swordsmen!
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Vs Spartacus by coogar: 9:40pm On Apr 05, 2013
Nickydrake: Hahaha
a gladiator does not fear death. he embraces it. caresses it. fücks it. each time he enters the arena, he slips his cöck in the mouth of the beast, and prays to thrust home before the jaws snap shut.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:26pm On Apr 05, 2013
dayokanu: I get am before no be property. What has Torres done in his last 2-3 seasons in English football
let demba ba score 33 goals in one season before you compare.....
this is demba's 3rd season in england and we are still waiting for him to score that many goals.

Maybe we can also point to what Henry did in 2004 as evidence of why he needs to start for Arsenal now
henry is 35, torres is 28,
daft analogy!

Moreover that season performance has been shown to be a fluke in the same vein as Roque Santa cruz debut season
torres came back to repeat the same feat in 2009/10 season..... 18 league goals in 22 apps, these are the kind of numbers demba ba can never achieve. so he's done it twice in england - is that fluke?
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Vs Spartacus by coogar: 9:19pm On Apr 05, 2013
DanoskyZ: Point of correction, Andy wasn't dead yet when God's of the Arena was released. I agree that it is not a full season on it's own but it was put up when Andy took ill after being diagnosed of cancer. He later died in september 2011, 7 months after the premiere of Gods of the Arena, and while d production of The Vengeance had started already.
The opportunity to produce Gods of the Arena emerged when the second season of Spartacus was halted while lead actor Andy Whitfield battled Non-Hodgkin Lymphoma.
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Vs Spartacus by coogar: 9:12pm On Apr 05, 2013
[quote author=Dan_de_Numeruno]I watched Rome all right. But the level of nudity in Rome is no where as extreme as that of Spartacus. And violence in Rome is almost non-existent...at least not up to Spartacus caliber.

Anyways, brains behind the series are using the immoral history of Roman empire to lure audience to their show with those tempting graphics on offer.[/quote]you would be surprised 80% of spartacus fans watch it because of the dialogue......violence and nüdity is the least attractive feature!

quotes like this is the reason many people love spartacus - the dialogue at every point in time was super-class. GOT cannot match such wits....

batiatus - not every venture ends in a climax
lucretia - a fact well known to every woman
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Vs Spartacus by coogar: 8:50pm On Apr 05, 2013
[quote author=Dan_de_Numeruno]I do, thank you very much. Any time I wanna watch something, either a drama or movie, I habitually wikipedied the budget just to see if it's worth my time. If it does, then expect fire works. If it doesn't expect a lot of s.ex scences and exaggerated violence.

Why do they do this? Simple: They want to attract audience to their show at all cost. Spartacus is a typical example...no offence.[/quote]it seems you don't know how rome was in those days? all the things they have showed you were the things that happened in that era. watch rome season 1 and 2 and see if there's any difference. little did you know spartacus was actually based on a true story.....

I know it's a min-series, but where does it stands actually. Does it stand alone on it's own, or was it attached to another season?
it's a stand alone....
they worked out something for the fans and they went back to develop stories about how some of the characters in season 1 came to be. without andy's death, they wouldn't have made gods of the arena!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 8:45pm On Apr 05, 2013
dayokanu: Demba Ba is new in the team and later he would find his footing and score more. Torres is the odd one out the waste man

How can a striker splay over 2100 minutes and score 7 league goals dem swear for am?
torres scored 33 goals in his debut season in england... which of ba, drogba, anelka matched that? why must chelsea fans wait for ba to find his footing?

diggz: Sharaaaap dere Mr Cougar! We d real chelsea peeps here have agreed already dat FT na dud!Just d way u hate scholes,giggs and valencia chopping space in Ur team. Please,stop deceiving peeps here wit Ur yeye analysis chief. tongue
you are a real chelsea fan? grin
may amadioha sodomise and impregnate you with 5 albino midgets.
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Vs Spartacus by coogar: 8:37pm On Apr 05, 2013
bolakale30: the gods yet favour spartacus... spartacus will send GOT to the afterlife.... why the comparison sef ? jupiter's fucking c.0.ck
GOT should better accept it's fate or be destroyed by it.....

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TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Vs Spartacus by coogar: 8:33pm On Apr 05, 2013
[quote author=Dan_de_Numeruno]Back to the topic, Game of thrones is the series to watch. Spartacus will never, and I repeat never touch it's magnificence.

Spartacus is low rent and crass, while Game of thrones is more complicated. A bit crass but also glorious. Hallelujah![/quote]does this not have to do with the respective stories they have based the TV series on? who cares about what budget or how complicated a show is?

[quote author=Dan_de_Numeruno]You never answered my previous question. How do you then classify the seasonless Gods of the Arena. If you give me a satisfactory answer, I will hold my peace and accept correction.[/quote]it's a mini-series.
gods of the arena have about 5-6 episodes(shorter than blood/sand, vengeance and war of the damned). it was quickly put together and developed to fill the void. the fans had to be kept happy!!
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Vs Spartacus by coogar: 8:23pm On Apr 05, 2013
[quote author=Dan_de_Numeruno]You can do all the rationalizing in the world you all can, but the fact still remains that it came out the subsequent year after the first season. And as far as I'm concerned that makes it the second season. C'est fini.[/quote]what's wrong with you people and your reluctance to take corrections? vengeance is season 2 - they did it to keep the fans going when andy died......without andy's death, there wouldn't have been a mini-series called gods of the arena!
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Vs Spartacus by coogar: 8:06pm On Apr 05, 2013
nitlad: You can't beat Spartacus' wit!
It's also now influencing most commenters on Spartacus related forums and threads on the internet. People now chat as though they are in Batiatus' Ludus! (See Coogar's comments on this thread) grin

Waiting for tonight's episode to air! cool
jupiter's còck!
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Vs Spartacus by coogar: 8:02pm On Apr 05, 2013
[quote author=Dan_de_Numeruno]If it's not season 2, how do you classify it then?[/quote]it's a mini-series....
they had to fuse a story that preceded blood and sand so as to keep their fans happy and satisfied after andy died of cancer. vengeance picked up immediately from where blood and sand stopped. vengeance is season 2 and war of the damned is season 3.
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Vs Spartacus by coogar: 7:53pm On Apr 05, 2013
Nickydrake: I have not seen Game of Thrones, and I'm not at all hesitant to say that I have no desire to see it. Unless someone provides proof that somewhere in the series some guy spat words as sublime as the ones below from beloveth Batiatus:
you shït upon honorable agreements and press for fresh demands. tell me thracian, how will you pay for her release if found? hmm? her transport? do you shoot magic coins out of your aśs? if so, squat and produce.

batiatus is a legend....

[quote author=Dan_de_Numeruno]Spartacus: Blood and Sand (Season 1)
Spartacus: Gods of the Arena (Season 2)

Spartacus: Vengeance (Season 3)
Spartacus: War Of the Damned (Season 4)
......
Need I say more?[/quote]gods of the arena is not season 2 - they just put that together to whet the appetite of the fans when andy whitfield died.
Family › Re: Which Kids Are Naughtier? Naija Kids Or Kids Living Abroad. by coogar: 7:42pm On Apr 05, 2013
freecocoa: I guess you are a lagos kid hence you "speaker" better grammar than I do grin.

Anyways, everyone would try to defend his or her own so make we leave matter for mathias.
don't mind him....
the environment plays a very big role. kids raised from OAU/UI staff quarters speak better english than any lagosian or abujite......
Crime › Re: Credit-Card Fraud: 32 People With Nigerians Arrested by coogar: 7:38pm On Apr 05, 2013
chiover: From my own personal investigation, all these criminals caught in America are NAIRALANDERS that normally comes out to claim saint on this forum if not you would have seen their posts since condemning this act but look well some busy forumners are missing proving my findings to be right and truth
you are a tool.....
your own personal investigation? from your village in nigeria, you were able to conduct your investigation in the east coast of the united states? are you a witch?

nwando: How am I sure some of the eediots responding to me here didn't power their phones with some of the stolen money
Well your lifeline has been cut off
Eko Atlantic take note
Does anyone know Bluetooth by name
He could be on his way to jail then on a camel back to Naija afterwards
shut up nwando!
these criminals weren't caught last night and all the names you mentioned still posted this week - which means bluetooth and eko atlantic cannot be among as these arrests must have been made months ago......how come you are not mentioning afam, dede or ezeuche? is it impossible for these boys to be from the north or east of nigeria?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 7:07pm On Apr 05, 2013
dayokanu: 16 goals is a good return for a striker in a new team and new league unlike the Dud Fernandud Torres
torres scored 33 in his debut season in england...

In 2009 Drogba played less than 1500 minutes and scored 5 goals despite that he had another striker Anelka banging in goals throughout the season, Fernandud Torres in over 2100 minutes has 7 goals despite having no competition for strikers position
so when lampard leaves his position as a defensive shield to score more league goals than all the strikers in chelsea, he's not doing the job of a second striker? you are a tool! even if torres is dud....why has lampard scored more league goals than demba at chelsea?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 6:57pm On Apr 05, 2013
dayokanu: In 2009 when he scored 5 goals Anelka was the lead striker and top scorer and Its basic common sense that One would take goals from the other
anelka was the lead striker and drogba played as a winger, right? you are a twät!

In 2009 Drogba started 15 league games
how many minutes did he play? number of starts is irrelevant!

In Drogbas first 2 seasons he scored 12 and 10 goals in 20 and 16 league starts respectively Tell us about the failure called Torres currently has 7 league goals despite starting 24 games
torres has scored 18 goals so far and drogba had 16 goals in each of his first 2 seasons. number of starts is irrelevant to me - the number of minutes spent on the pitch is what you should bring on board...

the season drogba scored 5 league goals, he played as a lead striker. he did not play as a winger or a midfielder....so your excuse about his strike partner taking goals from him is daft.....in torres' case, lampard(a defensive midfielder) is the one taking the goals both strikers should be scoring?
Family › Re: Which Kids Are Naughtier? Naija Kids Or Kids Living Abroad. by coogar:
HARDDON: Long may your days be.
i live to see your kids beat the crap out of your crude reasoning ways.
spare the rod and spoil the child.... that isnt in your bible too huh?
keep on living in this pseudo planet.
hahahahaha
so what happened to the ones whose parents smacked with the rod? see how their lives turned out.. the rod made them become pröstitutes, robbers, ritualists, drug pushers, etc. are you sure the rod is working? the last rod that worked belongs to moses.....any other rod since then is just child abuse!

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