₦airaland Forum

xynerise: Are you pondering what am pondering?

i am pondering so much - this is epic. why would a married woman shäg n then get pregnant for a random lay? the dude is telling porkies - naija women are not daft!

wonder05: as for me i lost my supposed wife to nysc, when she got pregnant for a corper there in sokoto state,even after our introduction..but thank God today,i'm happily married wt a kid. Pls don't trust no one.

your wife got pregnant in the camp?
wow - how long have you guys been married before she went to nysc?

fubbyy: serious , my question is, does every1 who went to camp that wants to have sex succeeded actually?

does everyone who read for exams succeed actually? your approach, charisma and game must be top drawer to score chics! not everyone has that x-factor.

xynerise: I will never forget my Camp fire night experience

xynerise, share the gist!!!

SammySpark0: When people say they had sex in NYSC camp, I'm sure it must have been in either of these 4 places. Pit Toilet, Murky Bathroom, Bush & gutter

bush and gutter?
posh apartments near & around the camp. the soldiers can be bribed!

damola311: Only few of our leaders understand that.......they all wanna wet their pocket to grow bigger nt concern about masses!!!

it begs the question - why do we put insensitive leaders in power?

damola311: Many don talk am b4 and they're Νσ where to be found except chopping naija money.........it's easier said than done bro, there many things to face as a president.....you control uurself and some will control you...... So wiping up terrorism isn't a 3months job.......hope you knew some are happy with this terrorism stuff while some are losing their precious life?

i don't need their money - i just need to be in control of the anti-terrorist troops. what can be more important than the safety of lives and properties? how insensitive can jonathan be? do you know how many people have died as a result of boko haram?

Pejapaul: u de craz, mumu. U sef don fail nigeria.

shut your dirty mouth, you orange-farmer!

Blackgold09: Are you a learner, person say him dey under bed u dey say make him tell u about the terrorist group

that he's under the bed does not mean he has no prior knowledge of the group. where is your deductive reasoning?

bornosheikh: I heard the attack. It was terrible. I lied under the bed sharply as the bullets were close.

you stay in borno state?
what can you tell us about the terrorist group?

mzfelivisions: R u sure, iv so many asking me to introduce them. You'd be suprised.. If given d chance and I'm not here for an grammar lesson I'm typin b bb you get my gist with or without spell check[ I didn't post in black planet and you are free to post what you like where you like it. There is freedom of speech I believe as long as I'm not brealking any rules I'm free to speak my mind and express my thoughts and will endeavour to do so. I also nvr asked how many times you've come or gone in anout of Niger or to where as its not my concern. I simple stated tht I'm not from those places you are naming as I stated please google my town dear.

i agree you have freedom of speech but do not abuse the privilege!

damola311: Even US is facing a huge terrorism than this bro.........i guess yọ̥
ũ will b more than 40 years old, maybe yọ̥
ũ should contest in 2015 and help tackle terrorism!

gimme 3 months of leadership - i would erase boko haram from the memories of nigerians.......how difficult can it get to destroy these people . jonathan is a numbskull. his tactical nous is non-existent!

any boko haram member arrested should not be locked up in the local police station, take them out of state to maximum prisons in lagos, osun state, port harcourt, etc. let us see how their members would come to lagos and break them out of prison like they normally do in maiduguri.

use sleeper cell groups to infiltrate the group and get the top leaders arrested! under 3 months, i would achieve this without breaking any sweat. no terrorist group can be more powerful than the government - i am starting to think jonathan knows much more than he's admitting about this terrorist group. they could be working for him!

mzfelivisions: You misinterpreted my text pls read from the beginning til the end its just 1 n a half pages. I was driving at a point. Ithink its unusual that instead of reading an entire thread, one will choose a single point and begin a tryade of insults. Thing must be taken in context. It makes me wonder. Is it because I stated I'm foriegn tht everyones soooo worked up? Either way, I'm quite enjoying it and will have so much to write later.

next time, endeavour to put your words together articulately. you don't come to a nigerian forum to denigrate nigerian men - it's insulting! no nigerian would go on black planet to insult african americans.

BTW I'm not from NewYork. I'm from a tiny village, Google it its called Naperville Illinois and its been listed severally as the Best place to live in the US. Don't dare try n judge me by what you see on tele when you haven't even given me the benefit of reading my entire post. At least you owe yourself that much before saying what's out of place. You never know where you may meet people tomorrow

i am not judging by what i see on the tube. i have been to america several times, i have got friends n family there. treat people with respect and the favour shall be returned. you expect me to give you a bunch of roses for saying nigerian men are drama queens? really? if you don't like their ways, look for male anglosaxons to date! leave us alone with our drama - our women are not complaining!

Billyonaire: Sex is encourageable amongst corp members. Its healthy.

that's about the only thing that keeps people's sanity in check........the living conditions are super-horrible! how else would youths de-stress in that environment?

Omexonomy: as as how. Dont you think it might be the money 500million naira APC contributed to the BH that they are using to try to distabilse the country. My fellow enthanol drinkers put on ur thinking cap and you will see that 2 + 2 = 4.

with all the resources jonathan has got, it's a disgrace he has not been able to put boko haram down. just last night, the chadian army killed bekhtar molbekhtar (one of the leaders of al-qaeda in a raid in mali). chad republic of all countries - taking care of business.....and you have the president of the most populous black nation on the planet doing nothing but wear cowboy hat like he's in el paso. jonathan is a tool..........

[quote author=Unimke_Ak]@Op, I dissagree wif YU, Nothing needs to be done, that is one of the spoils of serving our fatherland war.
Mesef ah never serve yet, 13B by d grace of God, and as a sure Calabar boi, I no need to telllll yu.. U kno[/quote]calabar boy? hmmmmm
you would meet your superiors in camp!

dasparrow: @Post

OP, why are you complaining? What you see going on in camp is a TRUE reflection of the Nigerian society. Men and women sleeping around with reckless abandonment and possibly infecting each other and their significant others with STDs/STIs.

are condoms scarce in your own neck of woods in nigeria?

jonathan goodluck has failed nigeria........

mzfelivisions: Am a very Atypical AA. Think its becuz of my Cherokee bkgrnd. Iv adopted Nigeria as my home so where in genetically tied here, I am spiritually planted and going no where! This is my home. I'm not a expat I'm a Nigerian by choice and I utilize my energy developing my country. I'm not saying I don't love America, but there is a sense of peace that I get only when here. A satisfaction I never had before. I love workin with the youth n women, they hv such passion. I am home and choose not to do a DnA test because I just want to be a Nigerian not an igbo, yoruba, uhrobo, hausa, tiv,fulani, itsikiri,I will b from where ever my hubby is from by Gods grace. Insha Allah. We are one Nigeria and we need to remember that. Its the only way forward.

so you're african american and you had the gall to denigrate nigerian men? wonders shall never end. are your men any better? in what way is the average african american better than the average nigerian man? literacy? drug use? alocholism? violence? infidelity? name one thing your menfolk have over nigerian men?

go back to your newark or bed-stuy if you think nigerian men are not good enough....

FXKing2012: Baffoon alert

what he said......

Afam4eva: The reason why the "out of sight, out of mind" thingy comes to play is because of the reason why people go into relationships. For a lot of guys, it's about sexx while for a lot of ladies, it's about financial and material gains. So, it's commonsensical for a lot of these people to look elsewhere when they can no longer get what they need from their partners at the moment.

15 different women in 3 weeks, it could have been 22! malaria hooked me in the last 7 days. NYSC = national youth sex camp!

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]U're a United Fan Coogar and i dont expect u to present an Objective analysis to the defeat - Reason i try hard to avoid U guys, its goin to be a Dead end Debate.

Just admit that Rafa has Failed - Ibia nuba nwannem Nwanyi Free of Charge [/color]

he couldn't help but fail! di matteo failed too and that's why he's sacked! i called it from day one rafa wasn't going to improve chelsea. however, di matteo isn't better than him!

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Got any Idea why i dont throw lot of Light to the Super Cup defeat? Many Individual Errors, We Played against a Very disciplined Side and then we Missed the Experience of JT at the back with regards to Bullying Falcao {Dont say its not possible}

U guys Lost to Zenith in 2008, a team that cant be placed on same Rating Scale with A.Madrid - So that fits the bill for Fergie's Sacking?[/color]

but did we lose 4-0?
we also did not have ronaldo, carrick and hargreaves for that game. that zenit side were way stronger than the athletico that mauled you last summer. ask dayokanu what they did to bayern munich. the aggregate was 5-1. total annihilation!

[color=#0066ff]Did Johnny Evans receive the matching order when he putted up such show against Drogba Seasons back?
Maybe u'd need to Check the Referres Guidebook to tell me its a Red Card Offence bro![/color]

any unsporting behaviour or dangerous play is a red card! torres should have walked......mr gallagher(the head of premier league ref) was at sky studios the next day and said torres should have seen red for his dangerous play!

[color=#0066ff]Torres dived?
U guys to win, when it was obvious we were the Ones in Control of possesion, resilient as ever, and likely to Score despite been a Man down.
I Hate going Into Shitty Retrospection Man![/color]

control possession? that's the point!
who did all the possession when united mauled city at the etihad? united set up to counter attack away from home. with your 95% possession, united got 2 goals in the first half. chelsea came out smoking the 2nd half which is expected and dominated play till 2-2.

from then on, united were on top again and ivanovic saw red.....the dominance continued n torres also saw red. united got a dubious winner and ceded possession till the final whistle. you think united would have left things at 2-2 with chelsea's 9 men if hernandez was flagged offside for his winner? use your horse sense, little man!

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]LmaO! Coogar do u have an Idea that am into Mass Communication?

U Dont really need a Quote, partial quote Or a Paraphrase to authenticate a Press release. It primarily adds colour to it.[/color]

this is british media we are talking about - sensationalism is their forte! i have learnt to separate the facts from their rubbish! once you start a reading a "reliable source" or "information reaching us" then there's a high probability it's a lie!



[color=#0066ff]And u turn Out to be the One faltering on deductive style of Logic!
RDM started well with thisame squad Under Rafa's Helm, won convincingly Until that Unprofessional Officiating by Clattenburg & Co against Utd that had us Losing and falling dip in Morale and later form.
RDM's Average Win after the Axe stil topple the Spanish's and Its all same Squad!

Coogar Pls[/color]

so the clattenburg moment was the reason chelsea crashed out of europe too? these excuses are getting rather ridiculous! how did athletico madrid maul chelsea 4-0, same clattenburg incident?

are you aware torres should have been sent off in the first half when score line was 2-0 to man utd? drop kicking cleverley in the chest? then ivanovic denied a goal scoring opportunity and seeing red. torres dived n also saw red. where's the bad officiating? hernandez's offside? united would still have won - they had time to get another goal if the assistant had flagged hernandez offside.

dayokanu: I thought you could read for yourself I forgot you need to be spoonfed

where's this anti-semetic chants aimed at grant? who was arrested and on which pitch? the chairman said he's had a few complaints - he didn't say where or what was said - definitely, it wouldn't be on the pitch cos arrests would have been made. where's the anti-semitic banner or song chanted against grant? biko - show me!

dayokanu: http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2007/sep/30/newsstory.chelsea

media sensationalism! one international spoke.......who's the international player that said so? it's like saying one international whöre spoke to me that dayokanu is a eunuch! errrrrrrr, how do we know for sure this actually happened? you are not a smart football follower!

@ dayokanu,

stop being an odious wankër. from your wiki copy n paste, how come the parts emboldened are the ones that are not referenced. you are almost 50 yrs of age and you still don't know what qualifies a writer's opinion and which ones are the facts.......you can do better than this!

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]And the Media would report to us that the Players seems to be finding his tactics 'Confusing' - Is that still borne out of Chagrins?[/color]

how would the media know that? show us one link where the media quoted a player who said he was confused about rafa's tactics? why are you so people so moronic to believe everything you read - especially when they are not quoted?

[color=#0066ff]And u still divulge Incompetency in Comprehension.

There Must be whimperings amongst the Blue fans during match days certainly, u'd hear stuffs Like : "Chap, dont u Jxt miss Jose?", "I've got a bad feeling about this Stale Israeli!" "He can never be Like the Special One" Etc. Am Sure i saw few Banners on Grants debut game against u guys that read "Bring back the Special One" - But all the Unrests where putted to bed by Avram's Performances-the simple point Dayo is tryna Voice to U!

Rafa was never the fans favorite FACT! But then, what has he done to put the Ill preference to Bed?

His Arrogance Or Am always right attitude Or Our Sloppy Run? Man, forget the Logic u're Galloping On and admit that Rafa is yet to do something Unique to get us Chewing our taunts directed at him![/color]

your attention span must be shorter than a congolese midget!

fans missing jose mourinho is quite different from fans denigrating avram grant. in rafa's case, they are missing di matteo and they sing vile songs against rafa in every chelsea game.

only a complete nitwit would compare the team grant inherited to the present team. makelele+essien? in comparison to a spineless fat frank and ramirez as pivots? terry the lion in comparison to terry the geriatric? you fools need a decade's lecture in deductive reasoning!