₦airaland Forum

Jarus: Meaning, 6 out of the 30 people that have posted in this thread are.

Anyone can identify them for me?

at least 5% of the quoted figure are nairalanders....

cutebabe: E gba mi o You mean a blackman can not live on £2000/week even if they tax at 50% that is £1000/week.

No wonder people are lobbying at Aso Rock every day.

Oh Boi let me leave this thread now now now

obadiah is a walter mitty!
he's a fantasist - pay no attention to what he says when it comes to income and wages.

obadiah777: HE IS RIGHT. OVER 99.9 PERCENT OF NIGERIANS IN UK ARE SUFFERING. IF YOU MAKE LESS THAN £50 PER HOUR YOU ARE SUFFERING. WHEN TAX AND COUNCIL TAX AND BUS PASS FIRST OF ALL CLEAN OFF HALF OF THAT NOT TO TALK OF RENT. ITS OK FOR A WHITE MAN TO LIVE LIKE THAT. THIS IS THERE SYSTEM. THEY WERE BORN INTO IT AND ARE USED TO IT. BUT FOR A BLACK MAN TO MANAGE ONLY £50 PER HOUR IS EXTREMELY RESTRICTIVE IF YOU ARE USED TO THE NIGERIAN LIFE OF 'HITTING' MONEY OUT OF ALL KINDS OF VENTURES

you are a tool......
see this dangote driver spewing nonsense - one must earn £50/hr to be considered rich in the uk? are you aware people earning a mere £40,000 per annum are in the top 10% highest earners in britain?

cutebabe: Seriously which side of UK are you hanging. Sure if you land where the folks don't have right papers to work and don't have experience yeah maybe but def not 99.9% rara ko jo.

The main complain is that UK is boring and the cold is miserable. I suppose it depends on which side of the hill you are on. In fact I know up to 3 families who have returned to UK within 4 year of relocating to Nigeria.

Boli and epa equals chicken feed

that's the crux of the matter...
someone said she knows about 15 people who returned back to nigeria - the only question here is - are they even supposed to be in the uk in the first place? majority of these returnees have no papers to work or study, they did the right thing and went back to better their lives and deluded nigerians then see it as life must be hard for all nigerians in the uk.

[quote author=Table Leg ]Very daft response ... This is why Nigeria has not progressed after 50odd years, too many dumb, daft and dimwitted moro.ns are hindering its progress
Foool[/quote]she's entitled to her opinion even though i agree with you that she's abusing the privilege.

Emperoh: I am surprised no one noticed how poor Vidic was last night.
So very atrocious tackles, mistimed kicks and headers. . . .was just being turned out anyhow.

reasons he was left out of the madrid squad. vidic's ground work is substandard....he's never comfortable with the ball on the ground but he's a terror in the air. madrid are never going to dominate us aerially and ronaldo had to isolate evra(our shortest player) to score that goal! rio, evans and smalling are our best ball-playing defenders. vidic stank the whole joint out yesterday and he's fully responsible for the goal we conceded last night!

dbride: 99.9% of nigerians living in the UK are suffering and smiling, period. They are coming back because they have reached their wits end, their backs on the wall economically. Besides, there is absolutely no life there. Nigeria is bad, yet these whites who attain their retirement in 9ja, secure another job just to stay back in 9ja! I have travelled far and wide, home is home in spite of all her shortcomings.
I am a Nigerian and God does not make mistakes!!!

our father who hath in heaven............

[quote author=Sky-walker]lol at the report.

So the reporter found 3 or 4 people who relocated to Nigeria and is almost jumping into conclusion that most of them are relocating back. Fair enough

I will keep an open mind till i come to Nigeria this year.I'll try and float my company and see what happens.[/quote]it's a very useless article.....very poorly written.
interviewing 3-4 women who went back to nigeria cos of marriage or a sweeter job offer cannot be used as a yardstick that people are returning to nigeria. of course, some nigerian companies worship certificates and they would pay over the odds to hire a foreign graduate......but how many of these cases would you find? the number of visa applications to the uk keeps increasing so which is which?

InvertedHammer:
I drive around in Nigeria anytime I want....I am more concerned about armed robbers than
kidnappers. On January 25th this year, I left Abuja around 4pm and got to Enugu around 10pm.
The problems I encountered were around Nsukka zone--multiple police checkpoints. They were
surprised seeing me driving by myself with a foreign license plate at that time of the night
alone. I usually settle with N100 or N200 and continued with no much yawaa.

Kidnappers dare not kidnap me, I AM BAD MARKET. Nobody will pay my ransom. So why bother?

by the time they put a soldering iron up your rectum, you would shit out the demanded ransome. i only pity your friends and relatives who would have to cough out the money, not you. so keep driving where you would be abducted....

chamotex: Nani's problem has always been confidence...when he doesn't get consistent game times are periods where he struggles.
I am confident when he gets regular playing time...his form will pick up drastically.
I mean what could be worse than Valencia at this point in time?

valencia is finished. i don't care if he ends up as a right back but as an attacking threat, he's done. valencia is so useless these days he doesn't even know what to do with the ball again. the attack breaks down with the ball at his feet - he gets the ball and slows down, there has to be a good reason for slowing down but with valencia he slows it down and passes the ball back like a fool!

nani gets 3 out of 5 decisions wrong but the 2 he gets right can lead to goals or brilliant assists. nani is not scared to try outrageous moves and when he's bäng in form, he is more of a goal threat than valencia. he has to play against madrid to shackle contreao. rooney gave contreao too much liberty in the first leg with his zombie tracking back.

------------de gea-------------
--rafael--rio--evans--evra--
------carrick--cleverley------
nani------rooney-----welbeck
------------van persie----------

anderson, young, hernandez, valencia, giggs on the bench to be called upon if we need goals.

naptu2: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha!

Why was Zadok called to see the Chief of General Staff when Abiola died and why was it that the Chief of General Staff had no need for him at that time?

Who usually tastes Abiola's food (including tea) before Abiola eats it?

but then why did abiola eat the food that had not been tasted? was he force-fed? the method used to kill him is not as important as why america wanted him dead. the most disgraceful thing about it was that it was the same united states we trusted to do abiola's autopsy. what a surprise they found nothing........bunch of crooks!

naptu2: "CIA killed Abiola", but who were their collaborators?

some junior officers in the military, the cook, the chef, butler, maids, etc - who they must have promised $10,000 each and a 10-year visa to america. nigeria is an important oil supplier to the united states. they could not afford the country to go into another civil war.

chess guru: Was this really necessary
Was this really necessary . Seeing puny minded igbo and yoruba folks like you going on and on is getting rather boring

only unintelligible twits would write such in a rational discourse like this one. what has tribe gotta do with abacha roping his number 2 into a concocted coup?

naptu2: He also believed that Bamaiyi killed Abiola.
After Abacha died, Lieutenant General Ishaya Bamaiyi (Chief of Army Staff) and Brigadier General Sabo Ibrahim (DMI) were travelling in the same car late one night. They only had two bodyguards accompanying them. Bamaiyi turned to Sabo and asked, "since Abacha is dead, don't you think that we should even the equation?".

CIA killed abiola - it was the only way to move nigeria forward else the country was at the brink of going into another civil war. hausa people wouldn't have allowed abiola a peaceful reign after abacha's death and the annual june 12 wankfest would have still continued if abiola was alive. the destiny of the country lied between the 2 actors. the only way to move the country forward in principle was to take the 2 actors out of the equation!

naptu2: Yeah, but that's Brigadier General Sabo Ibrahim's (Director Military Intelligence) theory. Many people have their own theories.

on the night of abacha's death - jeremiah useni was the last person to have seen him. why he was never mentioned to have a hand in his death is a mystery. mustapha is too loyal to have plotted abacha's death. bamaiyi is too 2-faced: a fact well known to abacha himself. so rule bamaiyi out.....he couldn't get near abacha if he wanted!

naptu2: Can you name them? But I'll give one example.

Another General who naturally knew about the coup was General Sabo (he should know, he was the DMI). Sabo also reported to Abacha. However, Sabo suspected that there was a coup plot within a coup plot. As DMI he got a lot of intelligence and some of this made him suspect that General Bamaiyi was also plotting to overthrow Abacha.

This is why he insists, till this day, that Bamaiyi killed Abacha.

bamaiyi did not kill abacha - abacha overdosed on drugs!

there was no coup - everything was a set up! abacha wanted to become a democratic president and he knew to become one, certain high-powered military officials had to be removed or jailed. how do you remove a bunch of para-military officers - then he used general bamaiyi to concoct a fake coup.........nicolo machaivelli used this method several times in his lifetime.......they roped general diya into this mess

if bamaiyi and the other hausa groups really planned a coup, they would never have trusted diya. they would never have told diya about it. they only told diya they have a 4-point demand they would like to present to abacha - of which diya told them to go ahead. he never knew the so-called demand was going to be reported as a "coup". why would a bunch of hausa generals involve a yoruba general in their coup to oust a fellow hausa? think people and stop exhibiting the characters of a rhesus monkey.

after the plot, many army officers were arrested. obasanjo that wasn't even in the country throughout the drama was also arrested. these people were the same people abacha thought would prove difficult to stop his bid of becoming a democratic president. the plan worked to the T until abacha slept with indian prostitutës. he overdosed on viagra and his heart collapsed and he died!

manny4life: Nigeria is actually worse? Haha, you and your stories, you never seem to amaze me. So because they smashed 10 each, that has turned all Naija chics to be who.res and hungry?... WOW.

naija is actually worse, to be honest!
the only difference is God really blessed the average nigerian woman with the gift of pretence. when you go to clubs on saturday nights, naija women are there in numbers and by sunday morning, they are also in the churches in numbers praising and worshipping. immediately after church, they are back in the game again.

what kim kardashian did is elementary to what i have seen naija chics do. kim slept with her boyfriend - big deal. naija chics are into 3sömes and 4sömes these days. don't even go there - naija women are much worse. this is not hearsay, this is what i have seen with ma own eyes.

Originalsly: Poorly trained or abused? Some dogs would attack if you enter their space...attack if you get too close to its owner...attack if it feels threatened...attack if you did it something in the past but never got the chance or was prevented from attacking before...dogs would be dogs and they don't have teeth for eating only.

it's because the dog is poorly trained.
when a dog is well-trained, barking and attacking is the last line of defence. when you own a well-trained dog, your task is little or nothing. you can't take it out for a walk and when it sees other dogs, there's no chasing around or barkings. they sniff each other for a while and they walk away. no snarling, no tugging, no fights!

pDude: Hahahahaha! Don't worry the babe can't be hurt. It is well protected by certain layers of sheath and fluid.

bloody hell......
are you sure? some of us are well endowed - before you know it, her water would break. on a serious note, i don't see how a pregnant woman would excite me sëxually. i salute you men o. una dey tryyyyyyy!

Demdem: The op has obviously forgotten one major thing.
Men shouldn't stop making love to their wives. Ladies libido at this period are super sensitive. They need to be well serviced.

make love to a heavily pregnant woman so the baby would have bruises on its limbs and it's face?

pDude: Let me talk from recent personal experience.

When my wife got to a certain stage, she started having back pains and couldn't work or walk properly. I started doing all the cooking, housework, laundry and driving. Oh boy, if not for love I for deck my wife o.

Come see how see will be screaming at me and crying everytime and complaining. Oh boy, the thing taya me. Thank God for my dad who taught me how to be a man. I will cook, clean, vacuum and still go to work.

Sometimes my wife will ask me to cook jollof rice and after I finish cooking it, she will eat 2 spoons and tell me that the food has no taste in her mouth. This is coming from someone who used to lick hand and leg after eating my jollof rice before she got pregnant.

Na so she go dey order for burritos, pizza or popsicles at midnight. Na so I go commot from house with vexation and sleep in my eyes go buy am. Oh boy, I nor fit complain because if I do, she will say she didn't give herself belle.

Sometimes, she will say that the baby is not moving and that she want to go to the hospital to make sure it is still there. Na so she go drag me go hospital when I am trying to relax. If she has small fever, na to go hospital. Sometimes I dey almost regret giving her belle.

Towards the end of the pregnancy is the worst because na that time the complain dey too much. Backpain, stomach pain, bladder pain, yansh pain, hand pain, all the pain. Oh boy, na God go help you by that time. Also, na congee go almost kill you but she nor go give you any show.

But when you see you beautiful child being born, all those stress of the previous months will fade.
That's my 2 pence.

may God bless me with excessive patience - jeeeeez....can i handle this? hmmmmmm

pinky21: I don't like pets at allllll. Ever since my uncle's dog bit me on christmas day n left a mark dere close to my ......

the dog bit you cos it was poorly-trained or abused.......dogs don't just bite....

i hope people can now see what nanners adds to this team. when he's bang on form, he's easily the most naturally talented player in the squad. he should automatically get that right wing spot until valencia finds form.

dogs are more loyal than humans - i have been keeping dogs since i was 7. i have never regretted owning one.

free2ryhme: Saw the vidoe on youtube and I asked myself one question: what is this world turning into?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjl4T_-oM0g&feature=player_detailpage#t=126s

the teen is not the father.....did you even bother to watch the clip?

coded guy: This makes it easy on you to take the bet, although Dayo has to agree. Coogar don't make it look like you are making excuses. Take the bet na, stop speaking english.

dayo does not have $1000.....i intend to use dayo's money to buy myself a weekend trip to lisbon this weekend. if he's confident in his team, he should make deposit right now and let's roll. arsenal would murder bayern tomorrow and if they keep the same players for the return leg, they would eliminate bayern at the allianz arena.

dayokanu: So what have I got to win?

you win the bet on the 2nd leg, no?
regardless of the score margin arsenal cop tomorrow, bayern would have to do better to eliminate arsenal. if arsenal win 90-0, bayern would have to win 91-0 in the return leg and that money is yours if they do.

my stance has been the same from day one.....
https://www.nairaland.com/810639/arsenal-fan-thread-rising-ashes/178#13506313

stop brain-farting!
i need to see the players available for arsenal in febuary before staking. i am a man of tact n precision and i don't just throw my money in the furnace. like i have said earlier, bayern have more squad depth. bayern can lose 7 key players and still line up a strong team - arsenal cannot afford such luxury! however, arsenal's strongest possible team would give bayern a run for their money so relax......feb is still 8 weeks away!

dayokanu: I have always maintained Bayern eliminates Arsenal

I dont care if Arsenal win 4-1 tommorow Bayern would win 4-0 in the return leg

So na only Debo get liver for this thread

Bayern eliminates Arsenal. Roland Deal or no deal?

exactly, it's the same thing
if arsenal win 10-0 tomorrow and i win the bet, bayern would have to beat arsenal 11-0 to eliminate arsenal which means you would also win the bet in the 2nd leg so what have you got to lose?

dafman10: Fear catch me ooo

where is the groom? i bet he is walking with a dislocated pelvic joint as we speak after what this bride must have done to him in the night.

ItsModella: Actor is correct, it can also be used in the place of a woman.

of course.....