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mukina2: i am going to enjoy when dayo and A40 scamper back to their thread and free us once we show them pepper

better get diaby fit. i can't wait for him to eat martinez like fufu. if diaby plays arsenal would win!

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Why must a woman be half nakid to be considered a beaut?!!

I'm not talking about this mag. . .even the American Mags, you can count on one hand how many mags with fully clothed women on the cover.

What's up with that?!!

By the way. . .I think the Title of the hread is hilarious - Toke Makinwa and other ladies (Who the eff cares to know their names, eh?!) Hahahaha [/quote]sex sells, sisi.....
walk in a man's shoes for a week and you would understand. however, these ones didn't stir my hormones though - they are more trashy than sexy

[quote author=$25 million]do you have anyone in the Houston area. I'll personally give you the 20grand you spoke about if she's very pretty. Lets give it a try mr. coogar. I usually don't talk to much[/quote]dayo is closer to you and he's ready to take on your offer of imaginary $20,000.

@ dayokanu
check the dollar notes very well - too many counterfeit notes in circulation. take your UV light with you.

dayokanu: The first leg is in Arsenal and I dont need to see any travelling squad to know Bayern would eliminate Arsenal even if we field our U15 boys.

I am so sure of it thats why I keep reminding y'all Anyone sure of himself should throw his hats into the ring

it is indisputable - bayern have a better squad depth than arsenal but i am not convinced bayern's first eleven is better than arsenal's. so relax - i need to see arsenal's squad just before the game to analyse my stake. why are you itching?

[quote author=baby_123]Stop that. He is worth 25million dollars. [/quote]and tonto dikeh is a virgin....

armyofone: Wow! for real? that cheap?
Joke aside, I think OP is joking though.

i can bet my incisors that the op has never seen $20,000 live before. na yam? people who make money don't brag about it. they are too busy making more than to be looking for virgins to marry. this is a wind-up to smoke out the feminists and the op is winning the match already!

of course, stats would determine reflexes and agility with the number of clear-cut chances a goalie saves. there are stats for everything - go and subscribe to opta stats and see for yourself!

when berbatov won the golden boot, he was by far the best striker in the league. he did this by scoring 20 league goals(no penalties) - it was just unfortunate hernandez couldn't be ignored then with the type of counter-attacking football we started playing then and berbatov was kept on the bench. he could have scored more if he had more appearances that season but fergie knows best but when berbatov played, he killed defenders.......name a better striker than berbatov throughout the 2010/11 season in the league? without his goals, we would not have won the league.

then you spoke about statistics - without stats, we won't even have a league. statistics is all about keeping records(points, wins, losses, victories, goals scored and conceded, etc) you cannot take out statistics from football. there's a reason organisations like opta are making money from the FA by providing the stats. so how would you determine the winner of the league without stats? it's one thing to have stats, it's another to read it appropriately to suit what you need it for. i can put it to you that you don't read stats very well.

your explanation of cleverley/anderson too does not make sense. the duo are yet to lose any game we have played with them playing as central midfielders. we always win those games. 2 goals down against city in wembley with 45 mins to play, they turned it around and murdered yaya toure, silva and barry in the midfield. our best 2-man midfield combo is cleverley and ando......it's even surer than throwing carrick with cleverley. with clevz on the pitch, we play far better and you can take it to the bank!

chaircover: My dear dont be fooled by this virgin mentality. It seems that you dont know (na for this NL I hear am o!) that some virgins do anything and everything short of full penetration & some even do anall sex.

Of course its OK to have a choice and standards but just be careful that you dont run away from illness and enter death (a popular yoruba proverb) Better to marry a responsible non virgin than to go for someone who has mastered the art of deception but still has her hymen intact.

A word is enough for the wise. All the best.

that is so old school....kai, chaircover take things seriously sha!
people who have lost it can even have it back these days for as little as $5. life is now kind on our female shagsters. even callotti can go back to being a virgin after her gazillion sëxcapades with the product below!

4llerbuntu: unfortunately i fully agree with coogar.

this comparison between di Matteo and Rafa makes no sense.

I don't understand this sudden halo on di Matteo at all. that same turd? mr park-d-bus?
smh

unfortunately?
why must it be unforunate to agree with a genius? that you agree with me is a kodak moment, it seems you now take your pills regularly to be on the same side as coogar!

n0m0705: Let me quickly add this, during the charity shield 2011 against city, united was down 2-0 at half time, cleverley along side ando were introduced and everything changed. During the league last season, city played united off the park at old trafford and etihad *6-1 and 1-0 respectively* and guess who was missing in both matches, cleverley. This season cleverley was available at the etihad and United beat City convincingly. So what does that tell u about the guy?

according to this guy, all those things don't matter......it's just coincidence!

dayokanu: Last CL campaign How many games did Di matteo play with Chelsea? 6 How many did he lose 0 including trips to Barcelona and Bayern. Let AVB tell us whenever he chart that type of course or even win the CL

why was he sacked?
don't give us half-term reports here - a manager must play a minimum of 13 champions league fixtures to win. i don't care what he did in 6 of the fixtures when he wasn't the one that took the team past the group stage.

AVB was sacked why? Was he getting results Chelsea barel won 2 of AVB last 9 games in all competition thats a sack 2 wins in 9 games is a sack at most top clubs

in retrospect, roman would regret sacking avb! at least he qualified chelsea for the knock out phase in elite europe - the fraud(di matteo) crashed them out.

So Di Matteo was supposed to assemble a young squad this year and they should start winning titles immediately. Who does that? For a team to gell it takes time.

why then are you blaming rafa benitez? like i said, you are not smart!

How would a 2yr old Oscar, 21yr old Hazard come into the team and expect wonders immediately especially when they have to carry deadwood Torres along

it then begs the question - why criticize benitez? abi oscar and hazard are no longer young? i never knew they are now 31 instead of 21. surely, you skipped logic classes in school.

How Di Matteo fare last season? In case you have forgotten, He won the FA cup and won the CL what several managers can achieve in their whole career

he did not do it all by himself. he co-won with villas-boas.
when he was given the task to start from scratch, he crashed chelsea out of the competition that roman loves the most. he deserved his sack letter. the fraudulent bald italian is a fraud!

dademola: hmmmn... U made sense. Actually, maybe i shud refrain my earlier analysis to; cleverley is too passive to play for utd, or he is too ordinary to play for utd. U talk about clever movement, ability to to drag players out of position etc (*yinmu.. Na lie*). We all knw we dnt nid dis qualities frm a CMF. Lets even assume he has certain xteristics dt can mk him excel in d AMF position, he has noin to offer us, cos we dnt nid him in dt position!!. He simply cant exert any dominance in a midfield. Like i sed earlier, d truth is dt carrick's form, and RVP's goals hav covered up for certain flaws at utd dis season. I like ur analysis, though

carrick's form? lolololol
compare carrick's performance with cleverley to carrick's performance without cleverley. do the same for anderson and get back to me. he's a facilitator and it seems fergie has recognised this. look at our way records all of a sudden especially in the big games cleverley has featured - you cannot deny these facts!

dademola: hmmmn. So frm wot u're saying, if statistics show dt barca dnt lose matches wen pedro plays, or if stats tell us dt pedro's appearance to winning ratio is d highest in d barca team, we shud knw dt it iznt a coincidence, wich wld mean dt pedro is d 'facilitator', or maybe most important player at barca.

winning ratio is one thing, making others play better is another thing. cleverley can pass the ball, he retains possession, he injects pace into the team, he defends very well too as he's box to box, he is the only common factor in our best midfield combination possible and you are here comparing him to pedro? come back with a better analogy!

Guy... Stop falling ma hand.i asked about cleverley's personal strengths, d only meaninful thing u sed wuz his 'so-called 'movement off d ball. Wots so spectacular about his movement?? Wuz dt suppose to b a joke or wot?? U're way more intelligent dan dis.

you can continue to troll if you wish - but I remember vividly listing cleverley's strengths in my previous comment. at least 2 other posters have showed you links to analyse what he offers to the team. read those articles before arguing, abeg!

Lets look at it dis way.
As lets assume i'm a scout and i ask u; i'm looking for a gk dt can make saves( i dnt specify d type of saves), Again, frm ur analysis, u'd just go to ur lil book of statistics and gbam.. U'd gimmie d keeper dt has made d highest nmbr of saves in dt season, or maybe u'd ask me to b specific wit d type of saves. Smh for u mehn. Stop talking about stats. It is only for dos interested in keeping records. No matter hw classified statistics are, dey cant be used to get a true picture of wots going on. Why?? TSNT EVRYFN ONE CAN QUANTIFY!! i dnt think i nid to tell u dt An inner eye, and a better understanding of d game is more important.

i should stop talking about stats? let's scrap the league then cos adding 3 points for a win is statistics. by default, let's give the title to swansea - they have been the best team in the league playing possession football. united are crap, they don't keep the ball as nice as swansea. van persie is not also the best player in the league even if the stats say so - torres is better. torres has played in most games - he's durable and works harder than van persie. my nakëd eye tells me that.

if you need to buy a goalkeeper as a scout - many things would be taken into consideration. saves/shots is one key then you analyse agility, reflexes, distribution, communication, aerial dominance, etc. i am sure stats would tell you everything i have listed here to help you form your opinion. you need to understand statistics and the modern game go hand in hand........the ability to read those stats appropriately in order to apply it is the biggest problem.

dayokanu: How many of those who won the treble got the job in February and were expected to win treble 4 months later.

thankx for destroying your own argument!

he got the job in february, right? champions league games don't start in february. who took chelsea to that lofty position in february before the fraud came over to reap where he did not sow?

who navigated chelsea through the earlier rounds of the fa cup before the bald monster reaped where he didn't sow? you don't know how to argue - had villas-boas performed as woeful as di matteo did in the group stage(this season) would he have had chelsea playing in the latter stage of the competition last season?

There was a reason AVB was taking the club on a downward spiral the core of the team Tery, lampard, Cole, Drogba were all over 30 and on the decline while Torres is eternally useless. Thats a terrible squad to compete in the CL with

and when di matteo started fresh this season with a bolstered squad having added oscar and hazard into the squad, what was the outcome? dayo is not intelligent at all. according to you:
villas-boas + ageing squad = qualified for the 2nd round of the champions league.
di matteo + young vibrant squad = failed to even qualify from the group stage

you really don't have an argument - you have helped me destroy your own argument.

If harry redknapp can then whats the big deal and at this point Spurs isnt even guaranteed top 4 finish just yet

if harry redknapp can, why not villas-boas? really?
how did the bestest manager on the planet(di matteo) fare last season with a squad better than spurs?

Klinee: am nt say dat rapin is gud bt life impris is nt gud at al.al of us hv feelin which lead 2 rap.e wil u stop dem frm hvin feelin? no.so 5yrs is ok 4 d person so dat wen dey come out of jail dey cn advice dia friend who ar intendin 2 do it.dia ar oda offenses dat nid death penalty bt 4 rapin no, unles u want 2 finish al ur brothers in jail.men must hv feelin 4 women dats natural nd dats wat lead 2 rap.e.so 5yrs is ok 4 him 2 learn a big lesson nd also learn hw 2 hold himself nt life! Ah! do want al male 2 be imprisoned 4 life ar na waa take it easy nw!!!

the maximum punishment would be life imprisonment - not the minimum. it's not the punishment that i am concerned about, they can shoot all of them in the head for all i care. what concerns me the most is that there's no facility on ground to even prove the offence has been committed which allows the culprits to get away with it.

dademola: cleverly A facilitator?? In footie, are u really sure u knw wot dt term means?? Basically, a facilitator is smeone dt makes a team tick.and most of d time, a team can only hav one. R u saying cleverley is our facilitator?? I asked u for cleverley's personal attributes as a plyr, u say he is our facilitator. Wot is he facilitating?

the records are there for you to check. how many matches have united lost with cleverley on the pitch? i can only recall the everton game but then we had valencia and carrick as defenders on the night so we can excuse that loss. other than that, you won't find any in his united career. this is not coincidence. your creator has given you a pair of eyes - use it appropriately!

Lets assume he's even a facilitator, wot special attributes does he hav dt mks him d facilitator??U really wanna talk about stats??

statistics when looked into with intelligence are facts. nobody can deny something factual but the problem is most people mis-analyse stats because its a new concept in the game of football. when stats are presented, you need to think hard and see how it applies to the topic of discussion like i am about to do to your reply.......

Der was a season dey sed mikel averaged d most passes in d EPL. Technically, did dt make him d best midfielda in d league??

no! it does not make mikel the best midfielder in the league - it only made him the midfielder with the most accurate passes. the stats did not say which area of the pitch mikel made the passes. it did not say how many of the passes went forward, backwards or sideways. it did not say how many of the passes were key passes or led into assisting a goal. so it's up to you to really analyse what any given set of stats mean.

Last season, didnt dey say de gea made d most saves in d EPL?? Does dt mean he was d best gk in d league last season??

at a point last season, de gea made the most saves in the league. can you show us if the article you read was printed during the season or after the season? that a player won the player of the month award in august and december does not make him the overall best player of the season. you see, you are the one struggling to analyse statistics correctly.

D worst part b say, did u even see d plyrs in list where arteta reigns supreme, dt u made reference to?? D likes of sun-yueng ki, dembele, britton, joe allen and co!!!!!! Guy, u fvckup by introducing stats in dis issue mehn!!

that's the stats for you - those players complete the most passes in the league. is that the only attribute that makes a great midfielder, certainly not! i listed many qualities tom cleverley possesses, that you are focusing on just one of them tells me you don't even understand the debate. i suggest you go lie down, sip some water, take a short nap and then come back to have a proper debate.

dayokanu: Should a team be playing thir second team all things being equal?
Di Matteo did the smart thing saw the league was lost and concentrated on the cup games which he won.

are you seriously asking this question? how did some teams manage to win the treble or the european double?

Let me know when you see a Manager that wins every competition he gets into. He did not lose a single game in the CL which included games vs Napoli Barca and Bayern with a terrible squad. He deserves to be knighted for that. Any coach that could beat Barca over 2 legs and beat Bayern at home over 2 months. deserves it

a terrible squad? what's terrible in the chelsea squad that won the champions league last season? terry, cech, lampard, drogba, cole, mikel, ramirez, ivanovic, mata, etc are terrible? this is why we call you a tool. player for player(if we exclude the factor of synergy), chelsea were better than bayern munich and yet it was chelsea parking the bus.

What corner has AVB turned, what has he done that Harry didnt do? He is top 4 with a squad team like Spurs. BIG DEAL? One would have thought he won the league

ask juande ramos how "easy" it is to be in the top four with spurs......

dademola: mr high- definition, i fink my english was consise and explicit enof. Ok, lemme try and simplify it further. AS A PLYR; WOT EXACTLY DOES CLEVERLY ADD TO TEAM MAN UTD?? WOT R HIS STRENGTHS?? I believe evry footballer has a particular attribute dt he can use to his advantage. WOT'S CLEVERLEY'S OWN!?? Since u watch footie on HD, maybe u'd be able to shed more light on dis things, atleast for d sake of us still stuck wif our CRT screens. Pls share d wonders of HD wif us, by answering d above questions.

cleverley is a facilitator -
he makes everyone around him play better. his pass completion stats even in the final third is only bettered by arteta in the whole league. it means you can always trust cleverley to retain possession. he does the simple things and united generally do well when he's on the pitch.

Klinee: Life imprisonmet is nt good at al.we cn nt stop rapist in our society.as far ar boys nd girls exist dia must be rap.e.dat is natural effect of life which we al knw.life sentence is nt gud at al.atleast 5yrs is ok 4 him 2 learn a lesson.

fücking hell......
so you are saying people should be allowed to roam freely like animals and räpe at will? people like you give the country a bad name. if you don't have self control, please ask to be neutered!

StateOfMind: The article did not favour any $£X, as there wasn't any mention of male or female all through.

And yes, there are women who beat up their husbands but most physically abused husbands do not come out to admit that probably because they do not want to be seen as 'weak'..their loss, no one's fault.

a man cannot be rapëd in the nigerian constitution. equally hilarious is the fact that a wife cannot be rapëd by her husband in nigeria. there's no provision for those 2 type of cases and we have over 1 billion learned people in that country and none of them has moved against this 10th century constitution. shame on nigeria!

Fellow wayne: Thanks for the new law but i will like the nan to impliment another bill that any girl found dressing indecently or disclosing her cleavage or whatever will be sentenced to life jail cause it makes boy to molest them !!

what a fool!
so you have no self control what women wear would trigger you to sëxually attack a woman? you should be put in a large pit and stoned to death by 40 able-bodied feminists.

Seun: I am against rape. I think it's detestable, horrible, and wicked. The act should be punished severely by every society and government.

the law is not properly enforced in nigeria - the punishment counts for nothing if culprits escape punishment. what counts as evidence in nigeria is too difficult to prove in the courts so victims don't start or they don't complete their cases.

Tolexander: well, you are just making me to understand the meaning of ignorance with your posts more than any dictionary meaning and google search

go and sit down somewhere, ignoramus!
next time, your opinion after posting a sensitive issue like the article you lifted would suffice. however, you are too intellectually-deficient to offer any brilliant opinion on this one. tape it shut and let people blessed with intelligence contribute.

Tolexander: ^^^
excerpt from the animal planet.
you are just too daft to argue with cos you wouldn't understand. He that knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool.
Imagine the fool calling USA a third world country. SMH for you.

you are a tool.....
so because you failed to provide evidence that america is a 3rd world country is the reason you are belly-aching? i bet you wear menstrual pad every ending of the month. look at this local mgbeke boy - i have asked you and i will ask again.....what do you know about räpe in nigeria?

copy and paste job does not make you intelligent - any charlatan can go online and lift links to post on nairaland. you are so poor in spirit rainbow appears to you in black and white. you posted an article and yet you have not shared your own opinion - are you genetically daft or your dumbness is environmentally-induced?

[quote author=GARRI (x7)]The Reps got it wrong! The problem with Ra.pe in Nigeria isn't about the penalty being too light.

1. Ra.pe victims suffer from stigmatization, hence many are unwilling to even speak up when molested.

2. Our law enforcement agents have little or no knowledge of how to investigate and prosecute rap.e cases.

These 2 areas are the impediments that should be focused on in my opinion..[/quote]thank you, excellent reply....

the issue of rapë in nigeria is becoming a huge concern - i read it has rises from 12% to 84% in the last few years. gradually, it's becoming evident nigeria has a räpe culture and it's baffling the so called feminists are doing nothing about it. the worst place to be a woman on the planet is nigeria - the law has no protection for the nigerian woman.

everything about räpe law should be revisited. that there's no marital räpe in the nigerian constitution is a disgrace to the learned people of our country. that the law requires the victim to prove beyond reasonable doubt that she was räped is also neanthertal - there's no facility or social workers on ground to work with räpe victims so majority of these incidents are not even reported!

dademola: well, u hav to understand dt we r all entitled to our opinions. So we shudnt condemn our plyrs, right?? So if fergie decides to buy ndidi anumunu, r u telling me because we r utd fans, we shud only criticize him wen he plays badly, and we shudnt condemn him totally?? I hav been watching cleverly closely even wen he was on loan at wigan, and i'm yet to see his main strength. Wld really appreciate it if smeone helps me out here. To me, d boy isnt good enof to play for man utd, period!!

start watching football in high definition and dump your CRT-TV and maybe you would see what cleverley brings to the midfield. what's your own definition of the perfect midfielder? goals/assists? aggression? pass completion? grievious tackles or what exactly? you need to tell us why you think tom cleverley is not good enough before we can help you

Tolexander: not about being to those countries but the knowlegde you have about them. Moreover haw many have you?
Idiot. Just always come here to spew something meaningless than nonsense.

you are a fool.....
my knowledge on issues like this is what you pray to your creator to acquire everyday. look at this tool - what do you know about räpe in nigeria? you sit down there doing copy and paste job and you call it knowledge? may amadioha impregnate you via sodomy!

chaloner: I wish d law applies to gals raping men also , cos gals do molest guys also

a man cannot be räped according to the nigerian constitution.

Tolexander: you lack international knowledge.[b]you lack international knowledge.

you are a fool!
what an odious irritant!!! how many countries have you been in your life?

onila: impossible
men r naturally dogs, u cant stay from women
sucks for u males

if you have a father and brothers, you would know the gravity of the nonsense you typed up there.

life imprisonment or death sentence - it makes no difference.....
nigeria is the worst country for anyone to be a woman - to prove räpe actually happened in nigeria is more difficult than climbing mount everest. who are they fooling? a country where there are no trained officers to speak directly with the victims, a country where if the victim does not go to the station with torn clothes and semën dripping from her private part, her story would be ignored.

rubbish!

dayokanu: The Chelsea squad that faced Liverpool on May 8 compare that to the Chelsea team that played the FA cup final vs the same Liverpool.

whose fault is it that chelsea's 2nd team cannot win a league game? see excuses.

Ok you mean Di Matteo should win EVERY competition he plays in Like which manager? He won FA cup, Won CL, lost Super cup

you would expect a manager that mauled barca/bayern in elite europe would maul man city(community shield) and athletico madrid(super cup). let's even put those aside - how did di matteo crash chelsea out of the group in the champs league? is that rafa's fault too?

You failed to tell us what improvement Rafa has been to the team

both of them are 2nd tier managers or there's something horribly wrong with chelsea. villas-boa has turned the corner with spurs and you were one of his critics here that he flopped.

dayokanu: When you take into consideration the last few games of last season which Di Matteo fielded his 2nd team to concentrate on the CL it gets much better.

consider what?
another one of those silly myths with no iota of truth in them. di matteo lost to newcastle at the bridge last season with a strong team - what's the excuse? di matteo crashed chelsea in the group stage of the champs league this season - what did he concentrate on then? supercup? di matteo got destroyed by athletico madrid in the supercup, what distracted him then? the community shield? continue to make silly excuses for a stüpid manager!

And what improvement has Rafa been over Di Matteo.
Di Matteo took over Chelsea in contention for 2 titles delivered the two. CL and FA cup

that is a big lie
he was also supposed to have delivered the community shield and the supercup, he was beaten bluish blackish. he's supposed to have qualified chelsea from the group stage, he also failed monumentally.