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MisterP: her introduction was coming up which she didn't tell me about,
meanwhile we were still together hanging out and doing stuff together
also sleeping with each other
i didn't know she's that kind of person when we were still dating
hmmm is this a normal thing for the women folk

*modified - i was really hoping we'll get back together cos she left due to a little misunderstanding, then she met the guy who proposed to her immediately
she agreed it was a rash decision but things had already gone far cos family were involved and were already talking introduction.
so when we started getting close again i thot she had changed her mind, not knowing introduction was close by.
Been a devastating few months

it's a normal thing - okafor's law.
you're not a superman, i see this happening from time to time. now that you know she's engaged, let her be.

lol@ the western union form.....
how many plates of peppersoup has odiaero devoured with the amount he received? only heaven knows. he deserves the ALUU treatment without the "necklace" bit of it.

armyofone: didn't know you missed worship song "Jesus take the Wheel" because you were busy counting/assuming what Kikelomo, Hauwa and Bintu were doing (praying for a man) you won't kill me with laughter

siddon there - the most successful matchmaking plots are done in the church these days. "brother peter and sister bintu should wait behind after the service" is now a popular theme. sometimes it's "all singles must wait behind". if i write a memoir of what my ears have heard, my book would sell a billion copies!

We don't know all the details from year 1 to year 3. Girl might have taken so much. OP said he started the problem, how many other problem has he started in the past.
OP should go over and appease his goddess, all is well.

the details is a moot point!
if the past is the problem then she should come out and say so. women who hold grudges rub me the wrong way. i don't think i have apologised more than 3 times in my entire life to anyone. if my 3 sorrys don't do, abeg - hop on the next al-qaeda plane heading for the big ben.

MMotimo: Jide, iwo lo mo . Me, I am old school and would not advise my sister to break up a 3 year relationship because of that unless there is a lot more to the story.

Dem full Oyinbo land, old singles who broke up with the loves of their lives because their friends told them they had been disrespected, bla bla bla
Going on 40, looking back to Naija to find a man after mismanaging their relationships in their younger years. Many eventually settle for someone who is not even half as good as the one they kicked out

don't mind 'em old hags - some of them cannot keep a relationship for a week, how much more a year. you see their frustrated faces in the church looking for unsuspecting young men to devour. i was speaking to one the other week, she's 36 and a project manager, 3 babies, 3 different fathers and yet she's still hoping to get another husband. she tried to convince me all the 3 men were arsëholes when she's actually the one with a mental ailment!

Ibime: How many assists do Carrick and Cleverley have in total between them this season?

for starters, united play more players across the board than chelsea in the double-pivot role so the assists are shared fairly evenly within the number of minutes spent on the pitch.

in chelsea, ramirez(4 league assists), lampard(0), mikel(0), romeu(0)
in man utd carrick(4 league assists), cleverley(2), anderson(1) scholes(1)

corazoni: I am in a 3 years old long distance relationship New York/Okclahoma. I love my fiancé. When I moved out of state to manage our company's new facility in OKC, she was supposed to transfer to some uni over there but we thought about the setback it might cuz her and decided to hang in there since its only going to take her 3 years to graduate which is this year. We've sacrificed a lot in making it work financially, emotional and other ways.

Just like every other couple or partners we have disagreement and arguments. I've been looking forward to her final year (2013) since forever.

To cut the long story short. Few weeks ago we had a little problem of which I accept being the starter. When she have me an annoying attitude I got mad and texted her with one word(I diot) . I regret that till this moment. I've been apologizing and doing everything just wipe that out but I don't know how that's working. Since then our conversation is not what it used to be. Last week she told me that she don't love me the way she used to love me anymore. It hurts to hear that from the special woman in your life, someone you've planed your life with.

Should keep on trying, do I still stand a chance, what does that mean to our relationship, what does it mean when a woman says that? I love this young woman with all my heart.

My family love her so much especially my mother. She's in her family semester. Should I just sit back and give her the space in other not to interrupt her critical final semester.

Please advice

move on with your life!
you called her an idiöt cos she acted like one in the first place - she got offended and you re-weighed the gravity of the word and you have apologised and she's still fronting - think about it, do you think the word "idiöt" spoken out of a moment of anger should undo a relationship of 3 yrs? are you such a tool?

women are funny animals - she's obviously tired of you and any excuse would do. when women are tired, they would use anything as an excuse to move on. what makes you think what got you annoyed wasn't a set up in the first place. she must know you would get annoyed and she knew you would say things out of line and she would then capitalise on that.

you are letting a woman do this to you in the 21st century. there must be an acute shortage of women in your county. tell her to buzz off, dust yourself and find yourself someone who would love you regardless of the things you say in anger. unfortunately, when a woman is fed up, you are on a long thing - not even the most expensive diamond ring can bring her back. for all you know, she's cheating on you as we speak while you are on NL crying like a fücking sissy.......

arrant nonsense!

CFCfan: I don't think sacking him was d best decision, to be honest. Our league form has even further deteriorated under Rafa Benitez. Who knows, maybe Chelsea would have defeated QPR, Newcastle and other lower table teams that we lost 2 points to. The only league blemish under RDM was the 0-0 draw with QPR earlier in the season. The Man United match was largely decided by the referee's actions.

united beat chelsea hands down....
at 2-0, torres should have seen a red card in the first half when he drop kicked tom cleverley. it was worse than the de jong kick in the world cup final. ivanovic then went on to foul ashley young as the last man - whose fault is that?

CFCfan: Yeah, I couldn't understand why RDM didn't deploy a striker for the turin match. Only Spain and Barcelona can afford to do that
Torres' presence alone would have put fear into the Juve defenders. Who knows, Torres could have knicked one goal for the Blues.

even if he didn't score - di matteo would have had a valid excuse the boys disappointed on the night as he tried everything he could.......but leaving torres out gave him no leeway. if he had won, he would have been hailed as a tactical genius but he lost - he deserved the sack letter and his league form was coming apart as at then too.

dayokanu: Chelsea finished 6th because lampard was injured for a lot of games and when he came back won the FA cup and CL double for Chelsea

chelsea finished 6th because lampard came back - they would have finished higher if didn't recover from his injury last season.

What Xavi said? Im sure Pele also called Godwin Okpara a great

pele retired in 71, he predicted godwin okpara was going to be great in the 90s. xavi and scholes are still playing......xavi knows what the game still demands, pele did not when he made his prediction!

For a striker to get chances he has to be in position If Mazacar has 20 assists between them and Torres still cant profit then he is the dud. Its no surprise since he can play ahead of Xaviesta and still have 7 goals in 3 yrs while someone like David Villa is scoring bucketful

what sort of position would he be when passes to him from deep are aimed diagonally so the roaming 3 + lampard/ramirez can flood the box. it's like you suddenly became blind bartimeaus, if we take out the set plays from MAZACAR, torres has assisted more goals than any of them, true or false? if true - who is torres assisting? and if he's assisting without setpiece then it's fair to say its idiotic to expect him to score as many as his counterparts!

Maybe thats because Torres has a below average football sense Thats why Hazard and Mata can assist others but not Torres.

below average sense and he has assisted more league goals in open play than mata-hazard-oscar? wow - you have a beclouded sense of vision!

CFCfan: You got me wrong. I never said that Chelsea should have defended for 90 minutes. After going 2-0 up, Di Matteo could have changed the formation to a 4-5-1, which would have been handy in counter-attacking situations. If Chelsea had won that game, the club would still have been in the Champions League.

and they would have been found out again in the advanced stage of the competition - better now than never. di matteo's mistake for me was resting torres in turin. he took a serious risk leaving a £50m talent on the bench and losing. it can be argued torres would have scored if he had started regardless of torres' current form.

dayokanu: I league title, Sevral FA cup titles and I Champions league title with lampard being the core of those teams
Lampard has never failed to deliver

even when a team as rich in talents as chelsea finished 6th? lampard has never failed to deliver? where was lampard when united were taking the piss in the league winning back to back titles? when xavi was asked who is his best english midfielder - we all know who he mentioned, it wasn't lampard!

CFCfan: @ Coogar: True. Lampard and Mikel really held the midfield. The whole issue about playong more expansive football was misplaced. Di Matteo should have been more pragmatic, especially after being 2-0 up against Juventus at Stamford Bridge.

after spending that much on hazard, oscar, marin, etc - it would have been a travesty for di matteo to set up expensive talents to defend for 90 mins.

dayokanu: What is your question? is it that MAZACAR have stopped being creative? No because they have 20 assists between them this season Its the DUD called Torres that cant fit in with anyone.

what kind of deluded statement is this one? MAZACAR could have 300 assists between themselves, if those don't assist torres, then they have failed. having 300 assists don't mean shyte cos MAZACAR is not a single player - so hazard could assist mata, mata could assist hazard and the 2 of them can assist oscar - it has nothing to do with torres!

7 goals in 3 yrs for the most creative National team ever tells the whole story.

another daft statement - yet, it was during these 3 yrs that he won the golden boot that took his country into retaining the euros.

So Nateevs it seems you have been wrong once more
The football intelligence of those players are still there only that Torres is not getting chances from them due to his own limitations

this would be true if torres was missing chances by the dozens in every game but is he? the average position of MAZACAR in any game is further ahead of torres. it is torres who assist them not the other way round. if we strip it down to only the assists from open play, torres has assisted more goals than any of MAZACAR, true or false?

checkmate!

CFCfan: @Coogar: Van Nistelrooy never won 5 Champions League titles

3 golden boots in 5 champions league seasons as a united player!

Anyway, I largely agree with your point that scoring in crucial situations matter more. The blame for CFC's slump has to go to every player. If the defense/midfield isn't solid, any team would have problems. We all saw how excellent Lampard was in a deeper role against both barcelona and Bayern Munich; therefore I think his goal-scoring prowess is merely a 'bonus'.

that was a demolition job, even mikel was brilliant in those 2 games! when chelsea tried to play like normal teams should, they got decapitated in europe this season!

dayokanu: In Lampard tenure Chelsea has won 3 league titles Several FA cups and a Champions league With lampard playing vital roles in each of the wins

which vital roles?
he has scored 50 premier league goals from penalties alone......and he has the whole london media on his dïck. fat frank can't do no wrong. when the midfield leaks, torres and mikel becomes the scapegoat! in the absence of mikel or torres, ramirez or david luiz takes the blame.

CFCfan: Lampard's knack of goalscoring shouldn't be ridiculed because it gives CFC a certain extra edge. Teams that rely heavily on strikers to get all the goals, usually fall to the others that devise strategies to mark out the striker.

i disagree with you......
sometimes, the knack of goalscoring can be hazardous to a team.....united once had a player called van nistelrooy. he could score in his sleep and he won 3 uefa champions league golden boots in 5 seasons, broke all records that could be broken but united only had one league title to show for his knack of goalscoring......there's no point in having a goal-crazy player if those goals don't win league titles.......

the cantonas, zidanes, bergkamps, maradonas were not great because they could score 50 goals in a season - but they scored goals when it mattered! what's the point in beating swansea 9-0 when what you get for it is only 3 points? however, if the same lampard could score/assist a goal each for all the games chelsea have drawn this season, he would be more respected - cometh the hour, cometh the man stuff. this is why sunday mba would be a legend and emenike would be quickly forgotten!

dayokanu: Most of Lampard goals are long range out of the box shots or set piece, What should he do to help Torres that Mata and hazard are not doing?

and those long range out of the box shots are from 60 yards? you are so idiotic when you come up with ridiculous rebuttals such as this one. i asked you, which is more easier to do - scoring or assisting from a defensive midfield position? let's flip this over - name another player in the pivot role with 11 league goals this season with no single assist.....

How does Mata that have 10 goals and 9 asist does it you mean he is credited with both the goal and assist? If Hazard or mata gets into space you mean they see Torres and ignore but wait for someone not named Torres before they assist?

hazard/mata always fly past torres when chelsea are attacking. torres holds the ball with his back to the goal and waits for his runners before he releases the ball. MAZACAR don't play like classic wingers who take the ball to the bye-line before drilling in a low cross, they actually edge torres towards the corner flag so they can flood the ball. the passes to torres should be vertical - not diagonal.

In most Chelsea play Torres is still the arrowhead and if he fails its on him the same way he has got 7 goals in 3 yrs for Spain

he is not the arrow head even though the starting formation says he is.....i am trying to download the heatmaps. you would see soon that torres isn't actually the arrowhead. he's an attacking midfielder!

How many league starts does Demba ba have for Chelsea now?

what has stats gotta do with it? how many starts has hernandez? dzeko? how come they are called supersubs? demba ba(with the amount of cöcksucking he gets from this thread) should be scoring in every appearance: sub or start!

dayokanu: Why Lampard in particular, Someone who plays deep. Why not Mata or Hazard

you are not having a good day, are you?
so lampard who plays too deep can score 11 goals from a deep position but cannot assist from that same position? which is easier to do 60 yards away from goal? making assists or scoring goals. intelligence is one of those things you are not blessed with.

Mata has tonnes of assist and goals same with hazard. If Torres is not deformed he would be banging in goals from such scenarios but with his limited football knowledge that makes him have 7 goals in 3 whole years with the Spanish NT and another 7 goals in 23 league starts for Chelsea If you have brains the size of a peanut you should realize this.

this boy is a tool......
if mata/hazard have so many assists and torres has only 7 league goals, then who are they assisting if not themselves? hazard is brought down in the box, lampard scores the penalty.....hazard cops an assist! any goal scored from set play is spread amongst the players as torres isn't the only one in the box. so you are barely scratching the surface of this debate if you cannot tell us who MAZACAR have been assisting.....torres plays way too deep to be scoring as many as van persie or even suarez.....the ramirez goal on saturday is chelsea's major route to goalscoring.

Give Demba ba 23 starts in this same Chelsea and I am certain he would have more than 7 goals

1 league goal in 213 mins and still counting........of course, ba would have scored 49 league goals by now. is demba ba better than lukaku?

dayokanu: Rickie lambert has 11 goals and 6 assists Torres has 7 goals and 7 assists

you are mentally-ill!
the left side of your brain must be shrinking with this idiotic statistics of yours. lambert has 11 goals and 6 assists, torres has 7 goals and 8 assists - 8 is greater than 6 unless you are a troglodyte!

Torres doesnt score much because of his own personal failing nothing to do with anyone. If everyone behind him scores more than him then he has to look at himself. Was it lampard Mata, Oscar that made him score 7 goals in almost 3 yrs for his National team too?

torres doesn't score many because of the way chelsea plays. torres is the focal point but 90% of the passes he gets has his back to the goal. the goal ramirez scored over the weekend typifies what's wrong with chelsea: pass the ball to torres, let him hold the ball and pass back to the runners bursting into the box. in the teams that play to the strength of their strikers - the pass should be like the one rafael pinged to van persie.....the passes should be putting torres through on goal not selling him short!

Lampard has 11 goals, Mata has 10 goals Hazard has 7 goals and the top striker who has started 23 games and copped over 2,000 minutes has 7 goals
Yes something is wrong with Torres

if lampard has 11 goals and 0 assists and torres has 7 goals and 8 assists, then there's a disconnect in the roles we believe the are playing. so ask yourself this simple question - why has lampard not copped a single assist in the league this season? is that the fault of torres too?

who is the midfielder and who's the striker? why should the arrow head has more assists than he's scored? this is because he's being played like a midfielder. torres takes no corner kicks or indirect freekicks - why is his assist from open play 8 and lampard that is supposed to be supplying the key passes have 0 assists? this is the time to prove to us that you learnt something in school.......over to you!

StarBoard: And so because TEvez has been in England for 5-6 years, that should excuse De Gea from not learning the basics of the language in less than 18 months.
Go and sit down elsewhere if you don't have anything to say.

you are a buffoon!
see this tool talking about language like its easy to just settle in and start learning - you have been staying in nigeria for 50 yrs, how many languages can you speak fluently apart from your mother tongue and english? it's funny how it's only when vidic is playing that he gets tangled up with de gea. the other defenders know what ball should be the keeper's - vidic is too dumb to let his goalie do his job cos he wants to be a hero all the time. those 2 errors were vidic's -rio, evans, jones and smalling have played more games with de gea than vidic......why haven't we seen similar mistakes when they have been on the pitch. open your eyes instead of ranting like a koala with a soldering iron up it's rectum.

I'm getting tired of these childish barbs of yours.
Apparently the left side of your brain still is blocked with concrete.
Cech made which howler?Was that a howler or did Maloney do extremely well to score?
I'm supposing you didn't see the weak punch out your De Gea made against Everton in the first half. Abi that one was Vidic's fault as well.

you are such a tool! which weak punch? if he's punching with a crowd in front of him, they would impede him from delivering a monster punch? that's simple logic unless you are a simpleton. so cech didn't make a howler against maloney? why come that far out when he couldn't get to the ball? do you even know what goalkeeping is all about? i think you need
a suction pump to take out the vacuum in your brain cavity!

Please shattap jare.
You don't know it all.
So because everyone is making howlers, De Gea is excused to create howlers?

everyone making howlers simply means it's a universal issue with all goalkeepers......it's like blaming a midfielder for misplacing a pass or making a bad tackle. who does not make fouls on the pitch? if every goalie makes errors - why should de gea be different? because he's superman or what?

double-speak?
You fool yourself.
Clean sheets against Fulham and Everton, after several games of conceeding silly goals over a four-week peiod.

you are still a tool - how many silly goals has de gea conceded or do you watch your own football upside down? your best defence was that maloney was brilliant against cech - however, the strikers scoring against de gea are not brilliant? are you being paid to type idiotic comments today?

When all those goalies were having excellent games,where was your best goalie De Gea? Punching to the path of on-rushing strikers every other week.
So because all the children in your neighborhood are yobs, that means its ok for yours to be one abi? Sometimes I wonder how people take you seriously sef.

there he goes again with colourless conjectures.....
which other goalies made excellent saves? how come united are a dozen points better than their rivals if all these world class goalies are doing their jobs pretty good. for the amount of shots our midfield/defence concede per game, de gea has been excellent and he's by far the best goalie in this division - if de gea made the howler hart made over the weekend, you would strap up n get a one way ticket to manchester so you can kill him.

i know it hurts you so bad united are doing well - 12 points ahead of man city in spite of your moronic predictions the team won't win shyte this season. united have broken their own records already in the amount of points copped so far. this team might get all the sticks from the media and irritants like yourself but they have done pretty well. what a time to make a wrong call about one's team!!!!! in your face, united's weak defence and weak midfield have pissed on your predictions - what are you gonna do now, plastic fan?

dayokanu: Which Set piece does Lambert take that count as assists for him tool?

now he spins the argument on it's head after he foolishly posted the stats of top assist makers....what has lambert gotta do with the premise of my argument. firstly, he doesn't have as many assists as torres and secondly, he has scored more goals than he's assisted. torres has assisted more goals than he's scored and you have a midfielder behind him who has scored goals in double figures without assisting a single one. if that does not tell you that something is wrong then you need lobotomy under a heavy military surveillance.

StarBoard: Not sure I'd use his lack of English as a reason for his "struggles".
Note that he's been here for like 18 months. Enough time to get the basics for communication. Unless he's telling me he's reluctant to learn the language (and by extension settle down), which I could infer as being his fault.
Agreed he's young, but he's had enough time to settle in and bed with the system. He shoulda adapted by now in my view.

tevez has been in england for how many years? how much english does he speak? aguero? balotelli? how good is their english? instead of you to raise your hands up in tears and admit you have made a wrong call with de gea, you are shamelessly defending the fact that he's crap. look around the premier league, who's been better than de gea this season? we see howlers after howlers every gameweek from seasoned goalies......vorm, ceasar, reina, etc. if de gea had committed the same error cech made that allowed maloney to score this weekend, he would probably be in an underground bunker now hiding from you.

StarBoard: As per De Gea, the criticism he is getting from the United end is warranted.We do not use the failings of others to justify the failings of our own.
He needs to cut out the errors and give our back-line some confidence.
He is an admirable shot-stopper, only a fool would argue against that, but just top to think of where he would be if he made fewer errors.

the criticism is not warranted, you are just on a witch-hunt, which is quite pathetic.
how do we rate de gea then if we cannot use the failings of others to justify him. you have relentlessly compared de gea to cech(9 yrs premier league experience), reina(9 yrs experience in the premier league) when de gea has made mistakes, now that he's keeping clean sheets, we should not use the failings of others to judge? what kind of doublespeak antics is this one?

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acidtalk: For security reasons do me a mail. Then we can proceed further.

security reasons? are you an investment banker?
hubris!

depressing news!
it's not even disputable anymore - a räpe culture exists in nigeria.

montelik: CR7 is in form, warmed up and rested for Wednesday. I hope Evra & Rafael have been eating their vegetables, cos he is going to be a handful and more.

rafael would murder ronaldo......but mourinho is smart, he would play ronaldo against evra which suggests welbeck must start and evra must be told to sit his senegalese arsë down.

dayokanu: Rooney has 7 van persie has 6 Ricky Lambert has 6 lewandoski has 6 assist and all still have goals in double figures

rooney/van persie are set piece takers... stop being dumb! lambert? i am not sure, i will check opta for that. i don't care what happens in germany but if a striker is generating more assists than he's scoring then he's no longer a striker......it's a no-brainer!

edit - lambert is also a chronic set piece taker. football is damn too easy to analyse, only dorks like yourself find it difficult to figure out!

dayokanu: The same definition of assist is used for all clubs or is the one for Chelsea different from other clubs ? How many of these assists are from own goals

what relevance is this if the striker is not allowed to do his job. chelsea's route to goal is monotonous. throw a long ball to torres - he holds the ball or heads it forward for the 3 runners behind him to latch onto. the other one is deliberating passing the ball to the channel to make torres look like a winger and the midfielders would wait for his cross to score from them.

how can torres have 8 assists in the league and lampard has 0 assists? why is it that torres has the highest number of crosses of all the strikers in europe? will he score from his own cross or from his own assist? for a player who does not take set pieces, torres is generating far too many assists to be a centre forward! the set-up is very faulty!

Ibime: The same Lampard is the top assister in Chelsea history. Lamps carrying the flak for Torres incompetence was you dullards argument 2 years ago. The blame has since been shifted to MaZacar, horizontal passes, RDM, non -spanish speakers etc. Meanwhile ma man Lamps keep doing his thing and cementing his legacy whilst duds cement their uselessness.

doing his thing by being a striker? by creating one clear cut chance every 1000 mins? what's the job of a central midfielder? no wonder teams keep shyting on chelsea in the premier league.

dayokanu: How's it that the same Chelsea players that don't create chances top assist table

because what defines an assist in the premier league is grey. any pass to a striker leading directly or indirectly into a goal is an assist. the last pass before an own goal is an assist. a fouled player before a direct freekick or a penalty is an assist, a player that caused a rebound before a goal has an assist. so we don't know which of these assists are actually assists in the real sense of the word!

nateevs: Do you realise I asked a question?

don't mind the tool - when i provided the stats a month ago, he had no answer to it, now we are back again to his back and forth market woman haggling. if substandard teams are creating more chances than chelsea, then chelsea are performing below average and that explains why they are far off the league leaders.

Ibime: Niggas love distancing themselves from their past.
How about the niggas who claimed in 2009 that they prefer Seydou Keita to Lamps. They would soon call that one lies again.

I remember some mugu who laughed me to scorn when I claimed Lamps would play at top level till 35 like Zanetti.
Or the niggas who claimed Lamps was preventing Oscar from taking his rightful no10 position, yet Lamps is outperforming him offensively by miles. . . from a more defensive position!

A plethora of foolish quotes made by some self -appointed wise men will be out in due time should Lamps solidify his name in history.
Meanwhile, I don't hear Benitez talking about vertical passes anymore. He dropped that project like a hot potato recognising it was an exercise in futility putting all his eggs in a broken basket.

Shebi una remember when that was the fad in some niggas mouths back then. Every new week tactical mugus were clinging on to new high faluting ideas in the forlorn hope of making their tactical stupidities a reality.

you are a morön.....
and it's posts like this that reduces the quality of this forum to what rëtards post on goal.com. if you are as half intelligent as people give you credits for, you would realise lampard's obsession for goals without doing much on the pitch is the reason strikers don't thrive in your pathetic set-up. it's not even a conjecture anymore - no striker can thrive @ chelsea. go and get 5 falcaos and 6 suarezs.....it will not work.....

frank lampard......chelsea's central midfielder......11 league goals, no assists. let me repeat that again, frank lampard has no goal assist in the premier league this season. it then begs the question, is lampard a striker or a midfielder? is he concerned about the balance of the team by being a midfielder or he's obsessed with being a poster boy and giving homoerotic fatsos like ibime severe erections?

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it now takes lampard 1046 mins to create a clear-cut chance? shaking my nappy-head!

FTE = final third entry, CCC = clear cut chance, OP = open play, SP = set play, TB = through ball.

nitlad: You keep bawling about zilch!

The trio of MAZACAR alone have contributed 20 assists in the PL this season! Who have they been assisting, àlùjònnús

it's not enough -
chelsea are 9th in the league of chances created.......whether MAZACAR have produced 300 chances don't mean shyte if 8 other teams are better than chelsea. besides, those 20 PL assists comprise of set-pieces and an intentional pass to a centre forward. hazard's first 4 assists in the 2 opening games were because he got fouled in the penalty box. are those supposed to be assisting torres? why are you people so blindingly argumentative and fail to see what you lack in this squad?

montelik: With this opportunity, I hope we play our strongest team tomorrow, forget Madrid in the midweek for now. We need to make City sweat. No taking chances like last when after Arsenal beat City, we let them keep breathing by losing to Wigan. Get 3 points tomorrow and make the task even more daunting for them.

i trust fergie - he would put out his strongest possible team tomorrow.....the madrid game is away, we just need to get a draw there and play with caution. 4-6-0, keep rooney/van persie fresh for the second leg....

denzel2009: How do you define enough? So, the ball is played in chelsea's half for 90mins?

but i posted the stats that placed chelsea 9th in the league in the number of chances created. 9th with MAZACAR, lampard, cole, etc? is that good enough for you?

RuuDie: Ok. To quell this argument... I need sincere answers -John O'shea, Quinton Fortune etc. Were they ever considered "world class" Man Utd materials?

united fans criticised them more than the fans of our rivals. they were never world class materials - o'shea was better in his early years....fortune was just a pleb!

montelik: Is just Hart, Cech for the 2nd week running also made an error resulting in a goal, yet some will insist other top keepers in the league don't make the occasional misjudgement, it is only DDG that does so. No one will downgrade Cech for it, but God forbid DDG makes a slight error and it stops just short of a lynching.

Can't wait for Gary Neville's in-depth analysis of City players reaction to Hart's clanger, after all fair is fair.

de gea? he's the reason for the double-dip recession. he's also been blamed for the death of princess di. no single mainstream media would blame joe hart, they would blame the pitch or fatigue.....

denzel2009: Duh..coogar

chelsea don't create or they don't create enough?

dayokanu: 7 goals in how many starts now? even the midget Marko Marin scores and 50m Fernandud couldnt

a goal is as important as the assist - fact remains torres contributes!

dayokanu: Everyone conspires against Torres, Keeper opposition, pitch, fans even posters on forums

where's the conspiracy - another brilliant assist from torres.....making it 3 in a row! chelsea are a one man team!

dademola: hmmmn. Stats can b used to determine reflexes. Nawa oo. So one can define and quantify clear-cut chances?? Bros.. Na public forum b dis.. Stop embarassin ursef. Atleast, frm all indications, ts evident dt u're literate to a reasonable level.

you are the one embarrassing yourself - pay attention to what i am saying, stop these brainfarts of yours. a clear-cut chance is defined as a clear chance you would expect a striker to score from. one on one with goalkeeper. a goalkeeper saving such chances can be said to be what? do you play football manager? have you heard of prozone? use your google if you are at sea.

As for d berba ish, as a stats man, i shudnt b doing ur job for u now. Hav u forgotten dt berba scored 19 goals dt season, of wich 15 were at OT, wich included 3 hatricks, and 5 goals against blackburn?? D 2nd highest goalscore tevez, spread his goals far betta dan dis, wich means he was more prolific dan berbatov, bt unfortunately, if we are to follow d definition of being prolific literally( most times, we look at d goals/game ratio), berba wins. Or are u telling me dt if a striker scores all his goals in one only match, and is highest goalscorer, dt season, dt striker is prolific?? Guy... Are u a stats graduate?? Why u dey do like dis nau??

that berbatov was able to match tevez(a serial penalty taker) at all is a testament to berbatov's ingenuity. tevez scored from 5 penalties that season, berbatov did not - so by simple logic, berbatov outperformed tevez that season cos if berbatov had taken all the penalties united had that season, he would have scored 25-28 goals.

berbatov scored 21 league goals that season - are you sure you support man utd? berbatov scored in 11 different premier league games that season, tevez scored in 13 different games. however, tevez had 30 league starts to berba's 24 league starts. how did tevez outperform berbatov? yet, you don't want us to talk about stats but conjectures and beer parlour gists? so tevez is more prolific because of 13-11? that's prolific? lolololol

you need to lie down..... who was more effective? mind, 5 of tevez's goals came from awoof penalties and one was a direct freekick but he still got murdered by berbatov who played 300+ mins less than him.

2010/11
tevez - 21 goals in 2513 league minutes
berba - 21 goals in 2208 league minutes.

Again, hw many times hav ando and cleverly played dis season? Dis has to be my last comment on dis matter, cos frm d way things r going, u'd soon say cleverly is more important dan carrick in our midfield( dts if u havnt even insinuated such, anyways). Good luck wit ur stats.

how many times anderson/cleverley have both played this season is irrelevant - what is relevant is the fact that they have not failed yet to win a match when they have played together. it's not disputable. from last season to the few games they played earlier in the season. you are the one who sees stats but you cannot make any deductive reasoning from them.

chamotex: If the ability to pass, keep possession and keep things simple are not strengths, then you are yet to understand your football.
You can refer to my previous post again incase you missed it. Football is simple!

fans like him prefer grant holt to berbatov....