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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:36pm On Feb 17, 2013
[quote author=Mr_TA]Could be a tough next round if we beat Reading tomorrow as we might face Chelsea next.[/quote]if we are playing at home and against chelsea to be in wembley, fergie would roll out the big boys. like ruudie noted, we are better off playing against top premier league sides, instead of lining up bunch of misfits that would get mashed like blackburn did arsenal. had arsenal drawn spurs or chelsea, they wouldn't have rested their big guns.

then again, i want us to meet chelsea - they have been getting away with a huge slice of luck drawing weak teams in the fa cup!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 8:20pm On Feb 17, 2013
dayokanu: Everyone who watches game with open eyes can see Ba is wayy better than Torres
demba ba has only scored against one club since he moved to chelsea: southampton! grin

Last year he had 6 league goals with the Drogba competition this yr No competition started 23 league games and has 7 goals
only a complete fool would argue this way!
torres is not scoring because of the way chelsea play - nothing to do with competiton. your reasoning is too simplistic - reasons why people call you a simpleton! weren't there games torres did not start after drogba left and before ba's arrival? the game that got di matteo sacked, was competition the reason torres did not start that game?


The same person who argued that Torres needed a run of first team games to get his groove back and make him a ball of fire, is now claiming Ba doesnt need the same to prove himself? Do you read your posts back to yourself to see how stupid it sounds?
torres needed chelsea to play to his strengths and then feature him to guarantee goals. playing a striker alone is not enough if the service to him is wack. would he score himself? like ba is finding out now @ chelsea, he will not score as many goals as he did at newcastle. only a complete bellend like yourself would argue against logic!


Ok Demba ba already has 3 goals in all competitions you mean he wont score 2 before season end if he gets regular starts?
against one club - southampton!
chelsea would have to keep playing southampton in every game till may before demba ba can score.

Ok its time to take you up on your words with MONEY.
If Demba Ba starts 8 of the remaining goals this season he would score more than 2 to exceed the 5 you claimed
starts 8 of the remaining goals? where's your attention span for effing sake? have you traded your thalamus for a plate of porridge? look at this tool - i said demba ba cannot add more than 5 goals to what he's already got @ chelsea in all competitions.

so you want to put your money on if? your braincells must be covered in cobwebs and a pint of grease. your brain is so greasy, you should be the poster boy for nigerian petroleum. you want to put your money on "if" demba starts the remaining league games this season?

[size=14pt]Lets put a $1,000 wager on it. No long talk. Dont tell us you already went to William Hill or Baba Ijebu[/size] YOU CAN INCREASE IT TO $2000 IF YOU WANT

Talk is cheap, If you dont take the offer and put your money where your mouth is, You should tattoo PLONKER and COWARD to your head
when people type in big fonts like this, it peeves me cos if shows i have been wasting my time arguing with a pleb who needs to bolden his fonts to distract readers from his idiocy. if your points are well-grounded, you don't need to advertise it.

look at this impoverished beanpole - you have never counted $1000 that's yours and yet you want to bet with $2000. let's even assume you have the money for the sake of argument - does it make sense to you to stake a bet on this when torres is not even injured?

unless you are a mentally-indigent peasant, you should know torres would still start this season which renders your stake null and void as ba would never get 12 consecutive league starts. football is not to difficult to figure out unless one is taller than intelligence frequency, you should get your limbs amputated - you are not smart at all!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 7:22pm On Feb 17, 2013
dayokanu: My assertion is that Ba is better than Torres and Torres is a waste thats why he also has 7 goals in 3 years for the NT abi na Hazard and Oscar dey hinder am also?
ba is not better than torres -
he's not even better than lukaku - he was only playing in a newcastle side who plays to the strength of their strikers. they do a lot of wing play, long ball from the deep and other smart counter-attacking football. torres would be scoring 25 goals easily at newcastle!

Torres fans complained he wasnt getting to many opportunities you were the one who led the crusade that playing Drogba instead of Torres was the problem.
of course and that claim is valid
torres has scored 15 goals for chelsea this season - more than he did throughout the whole of last season - that's an improvement already!

To check your claim Torres was lone striker for this season started 23 games week in week out and what did he have? 7 goals in the league.
Let Chelsea give Demba the run of games that Torres had and lets see if he wont get more than 7 league goals
we don't need to wait until ba starts 23 league games - if ba is as good as you fools made him to be before he joined chelsea, why wait? van persie proved his worth instantly when he joined united. a good striker is a good striker. if ba cannot score against a lower division side in a free for all game that ended 4-0 to chelsea, then return him back to senegal. he's bad business. no assists, no goals - what a waste of time!!!!

If Torres has scored 7goals in almost 2/3 of the whole season and you expect Demba to score 5 in 1/3 thats assuming he starts and plays every single one of them
Is that a tacit admittance that Demba Ba is better than Torres
torres has scored 15 goals this season - i am saying ba will not score 5 goals in all competitions this season if torres should get injured tonight! chelsea don't play to help any striker. did ba even make any attempt today in 90 mins? i cannot remember a single save made from his shots.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 6:08pm On Feb 17, 2013
dayokanu: ^^ Demba Ba needs 20 league starts in a row to acclamatize like Torres has and lets see if he would have 7 miserable goals in the time frame
now he needs 20 games? i thought playing him alone generates hatricks - wasn't that your assertion before now? are you now realising neither ba nor torres is the problem but the way the team set up to attack? common sense ain't common!

it's a no brainer - when teams play to the strength of a striker, the striker scores tap-ins. run the ball through the channels and send a low cross to the box.....it's as simple as that! i wish torres gets injured for the rest of the season - i can guarantee you ba won't score more than 5 goals till may!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 5:53pm On Feb 17, 2013
dyabman: I suppose the same issue will and should rise up again , after most chelsea fans have axed Torres's play upfront , his drought and lack of goals in the final third , like i have said before on here , if we buy dozens of falcao with this same ''personal glorious playmakers'' he won't score 15goals a season..
chelsea scored 4 good goals and demba ba was not among the scorers?
well, you can blame torres for that too. torres is the reason demba ba is not scoring - you know, if torres had gotten up from the bench to warm up, it would have gingered ba to hustle harder or get at the end of the crosses from oscar/hazard.

chelsea fans and their cluelessness - i told them the system chelsea operate do not play to the strengths of their strikers and mental handicaps like dayo, ibime, bluediva, and the other spineless worms whose names are too beneath me to remember are talking trash. i wonder what the excuse is now - ba needs to acclimatise or ibime needs lobotomy?
Celebrities › Re: Kim Kardashian Is In Nigeria! (Lagos) by coogar:
there are too many idiöts on this forum.
nigerians should consider it a privilege a world class celebrity like kim kardashian went to nigeria for a concert. nigerians and their hypocrisy - insulting kim that she's a slut - how is she any worse than the legions of pröstitutes you ship to italy on a daily basis? how's she any different to your top actresses and top female celebrities?

it makes me laugh when nigerians judge foreigners...the same country with the highest number of ocultic folks, the biggest heap of corruption in any of the 3rd world countries, etc. when would you people ever remove the log in your eyes before removing the speck in the eyes of others? keyboard warriors - why not go to murtala airport and deny her entry into your holiest beloved country?

arrant nonsense!
Family › Re: Jealous Wifesets Husband Ablaze For Spending More Time With Rival by coogar: 2:43pm On Feb 17, 2013
kulyie: Polygamist on nairaland,i hope you will learn from this unfortunate story.there are all kinds of evils that abound in polygamy.he that has ears let him hear.learn to be satisfied with the wife of your youth
rubbish!
as if this does not happen between unmarried couples and monogamous families. a jealous woman is a jealous woman - it doesn't have to be from a polygamous setting!
Christianity Etc › Re: Church With Wealthy Single Ladies In Lagos? by coogar: 9:37pm On Feb 16, 2013
DailyNews: ...and now I am beginning to have pity for the Nigerian single ladies, sighs.

The society now demand so much from them.

1. They are expected to remain virgins till wedding night, and most times no man would want to help them or give them a job without asking for sex.

2. They are expected to be good cooks with multi-task function or quality

3. They are expected to be very beautiful with powerful feminine shape to attract the best men

4. Now they are also expected to be graduates and not just graduates but working and not just working but earning good income and living excellently to stand a chance of getting a deserving date or husband

Anyway, it is possible to still meet all the aforementioned qualities if ladies can run back to God and not just going to church on sunday. I wish u all the best in ur endeavour, its wellsmiley
why are you crying more than the bereaved, you fat hypocrite?
Family › Re: Am I Being Tight Or Stingy? by coogar: 7:45pm On Feb 16, 2013
hehehehe
wonders shall never end - chaircover dances to solek. grin cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 6:35pm On Feb 16, 2013
dashing to williamhill to put £500 on wenger beating bayern on tuesday. easy money!!
Crime › Re: Wife Sets Husband On Fire In Abuja by coogar: 6:33pm On Feb 16, 2013
crimes of passion - it's a universal phenomenon.
may the deceased rest in peace.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 5:50pm On Feb 16, 2013
dayokanu: Testing 1, 2 . Testing 1, 2
what are you testing?
Travel › Re: US Embassy's Conditions For Baby Delivery In America by coogar: 5:39pm On Feb 16, 2013
nenepea: Answer that your question yourself. She said it will cost $60K.
and she's right......
wanna know why? because she's putting other things in perspective. the authorities cannot simply assume every traveller on a tourist visa has relatives in america they can bunk with. so she's put costs like accommodation, feeding, ante/post-natal treatment and the cost of living for a period of 6 months(maximum number of days allowed in the usa on a tourist visa). so the price quoted is about right!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 4:08pm On Feb 16, 2013
ibime is a fool..... that's all!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by coogar: 2:09pm On Feb 16, 2013
dayokanu: Coogar dey chase Ajanlekoko for dream ni.

Those madrid attackers are a disgrace, Benzema especially I don see several games even for the NT and he was plain useless.

And these are the type of strikers they compare to Gomez?
he's a complete nitwit!
the tool is obsessed, i have not seen a man so brainless in my entire life. if ajanlekoko's wife gets räped in nigeria, he would tell the investigators coogar did it. the bumbling oaf probably has coogar's comments on NL printed and pasted on the wall.
Travel › Re: US Embassy's Conditions For Baby Delivery In America by coogar: 1:05pm On Feb 16, 2013
Clerverly: Mr Coogar, You really lack comprehension skill;
Look here mr. man
you are a dumbaśs......
show that you have $140,000, if the delivery eventually costs $100, they would only take the amount it costs, not what you have shown so what fücking difference does it make? prove you have up to $140,000 in your account before travelling is the crux of the matter. they are not charging you that amount, you are only showing it to them.

When it goes to complications she has this to say;
complications can even go higher than that -
the other nigerian woman that delivered quintuplets in the uk some few years ago cost the british public purse £200,000 which is about $300,000. this is why these folks are putting a safety net around themselves. the quoted figures are about right - if you want to deliver kids in america, be prepared to pay for them!
Travel › Re: US Embassy's Conditions For Baby Delivery In America by coogar: 12:36pm On Feb 16, 2013
Iranoladun: @coogar it is you who did not read the op very well. The US official says delivery cost at least $60,000 and you must show proof of having the money. $60,000 is not the least; that's a blatant lie from a government official sad

I have friends and colleagues who gave birth legally in the US (based on medical referral) and they did not spend even $20,000!

May be the officials believed that by exaggerating the bills potential foreign Mothers will be discourage.
you have comprehension problems....:
the official said delivery can cost up to $60,000 if there are complications. there has to be an allowance for women with multiple births and stuff so you cannot really place the minimum value on child birth. i think $140,000 is about right.

the official did not say they would charge $140,000 or $60,000 for every delivery - she only said it can cost up to that if there were to be complications - especially women who deliver quintuplets and quadruplets.....so you people should read and comprehend before ptyalising bullshyte!


ibro360: u hav eyes bt u can't see
you are a consummate rëtard, you homoerotic illiterate!
Travel › Re: US Embassy's Conditions For Baby Delivery In America by coogar: 10:58am On Feb 16, 2013
uncle u: The guy lied. It does not cost that much to deliver in the States. I have sent not less than 10 patients to deliver in Texas. Normal delivery cost around $3000 to $5000. Additional services are charged. Epidural is additional $1500.Non of my patients has spent upto $10000. I don't know where he got the $140000 from.
do you people read at all?
he said you must show proof you have up to $140,000, he did not say baby delivery is $140,000.
Celebrities › Re: Pictures Of Goldie's Husband, Andrew Harvey by coogar:
kandiikane: The point here is not for her to defend herself but for people to have the right to an opinion whether in life or death. When she was alive she was talked about(the same opinions meant nothing to her then too because she never came on NL to defend herself), why should it be different at death? She was in the public eye, hence the public scrutiny.
she didn't have to come to NL to defend herself - if she's still living, most of the nonsense you guys are saying here would have been defended on twitter/facebook, etc. however, she's dead now - your opinion means shyte in the grand scheme of things. that you have an opinion does not give you the right to abuse the privilege. get a life!!!!
Family › Re: Please Help Me Save My Relationship by coogar: 10:27am On Feb 16, 2013
chaircover: sounds like she has had enough

I dont also know if I am speaking for other women when I say that when apologies go on and on for too long they become annoying and it makes the man look like a sissy. No one wants a sissy man. Apologise genuingly, make amends and move on. cant stand whining men especially when its something that was done deliberatly in the first instance.
the op is a joke....
Celebrities › Re: Pictures Of Goldie's Husband, Andrew Harvey by coogar:
kandiikane: Answer the questions jOoor!
of what relevance are the questions?
she's dead - all your opinions, thoughts and counter-opinions are meaningless as she cannot defend herself. this is like talking behind someone or hitting a child - cos they are defenceless. so let the dead rest in peace, quit the yapping!
Celebrities › Re: Pictures Of Goldie's Husband, Andrew Harvey by coogar: 2:22am On Feb 16, 2013
kandiikane: Because someone is dead they shouldn't talk about him or her? How can legacies be made? huh Isn't it double standards? We can speak good but not bad?
respect the dead!
Celebrities › Re: Pictures Of Goldie's Husband, Andrew Harvey by coogar: 2:07am On Feb 16, 2013
nigerians and their uncanny ability to chat nonsense....
she's dead now, let her rest - stop speaking ill of the dead, you fücking morons! how are you tools any better? if we take off the masks people wear on this forum, we would find worse characters. enough of your trash talks - get a life, fools!
Family › Re: The Wickedness Of Some Naija Women In London by coogar: 1:29pm On Feb 15, 2013
@op,

i dunno about you but most naija married women in london are well-behaved!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar:
montelik: Giggs was hesitant of using his right foot, which is unfortunate considering he scored with his right just this weekend. RVP may score some cracking goals, but he racks up an alarmingly high number of bad misses. As for Ruudie, he will just call it a fluke, like he did Welbeck's flicked goals last summer.
i cursed out when he didn't smash the ball - what was he thinking? ryan giggs and those 2 van persie misses - we might rue those chances in a fortnight! our counter-attacking football is so efficient - we looked like scoring every time we go forward!

the referee was an absolute bastärd - varane should have seen red when evra was bursting clear to score. the referee didn't even give a foul - he bottled it! then to stop a team from playing a corner kick with 7 secs left in the added time? the rules say the added on time is the minimum and the wankër blew his whistle.

bloody nazi of a ref!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar:
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:31pm On Feb 13, 2013
montelik: Talk about a home town referee. No free kick or card for Varane clear foul, needless yellow cards to multiple United players and none to Madrid and then blowing before the expiration of injury time when we had a corner kick. We had better get an official that will favor us in the return leg.
what do you expect from a german referee - he had the 1999 champions league final in mind - he was sure united would score from that corner.

van persie's misses haunt me like crazy.......how dare he? ryan giggs with a clear sight on goal decided to run the ball to the bye-line, what a twit!!!! overall, united were not bad and we didn't need an £80m player to get a goal...........ruudie won't post for another 3 weeks cos his nemesis is now united's hero at the bernebau!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:52pm On Feb 13, 2013
diggz: Orishirishi tongue abeg oga coogar na parking d bus or na parking d ship una play 2day? Pls, do well to rain insults on ur yet unborn kids tongue
i won't even dignify a goat like yourself with a reply - you don't belong in the elite class, go and have a wankfest with your fellow europa league bastards on the liverpool thread!


chrisley024: Where r those DDG critics?! Gud wk 4rm Jones n Rafael n gud away goal. We nid 2 wk hard again 4 d 2nd leg n Rooney shuld step up his game. Can sum1 tell me y AV shuld bench Nani? N pls dnt tell me cos of his defensive abilities cos i didnt see it!
phil jones and kagawa were the ones who didn't pull their weights for me. jones was supposed to do the hatchet job but he did nothing - he was chasing shadows throughout - fergie decided to play so narrow - cos he trusted his centre-halves to deal with any aerial assault but ronaldo was too clever to isolate the diminutive evra at the far post!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:46pm On Feb 13, 2013
he's the best goalkeeper we have ever had by a long distance.......he has the reflex and the agility of a tabby cat. the coentrao chance was almost sneaking in but de gea acrobatically kept it out! he saved us tonight - the dude is a legend already!

an away draw with an away goal - i cannot ask for more
although the oliver twist in me wanted a win in the last 5 mins when van persie missed 3 good chances and that old geek, giggs hesitated to shoot from 10 yards.
Family › Re: by coogar: 2:50pm On Feb 13, 2013
chaircover: You want me to start putting pictures of dildos up here abi? lipsrsealed

Its a val sale . . . not a Love Machine sale. Thank you! tongue
no dildos, no valentine......include them and i have about 21 people in ibadan who would clear up your goods right now.
Family › Re: Ex GF Had Her Intro Last Weekend, But We Still Were Intimate Thrice Last Week by coogar: 2:47pm On Feb 13, 2013
hbabe: lol@Okafor's law.
I agree with you that the OP should let her be.
The girl may be in love with the OP but sometimes love is not enough to sustain a relationship or lead into marriage.
OP should fine his own girl and leave someone's wife alone.
of course, it's love.....
a lot of women did not marry who they really loved, they went for what was available. sometimes, the dude they love is unserious about marriage and a woman's biological clock is like a time bomb ready to detonate. she won't wait forever so the available becomes desirable. if the OP does not leave her alone, she would still cheat with him after marriage.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 2:44pm On Feb 13, 2013
rafael would put ronaldo in his pocket.......

united are ready for whatever jose brings to the table....in van persie and rooney, we have the deadliest assault-duo in europe. if fergie chooses the right team, we would beat madrid like we did ac milan at san siro years ago.

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