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jidegirl12: This context has been posted here gazillion times ...I really don't know why people like to chug down people's throat .....una well done o cooger your attention is needed elsewhere , this thread has ran it's course

where?

dayokanu: Played since they moved to England = Playing in Premier league.

I hope every poster sees the foolishness you display around like Christmas clothes

you are a zombie!
messi scored 78 goals in la liga means it's only in the league games? the English league is the premier league......stop the idiotic pedantry and focus on the points!

jackbauersballs: HOW HAVE THEY PLAYED MORE THAN TWENTY GAMES IN THE LEAGUE?
WHICH CLUB HAS PLAYED MORE THAN 15 GAMES IN THE LEAGUE THIS SEASON?
AND YOU CALL SOMEONE AUTISTIC

comprehension is a bytch for you herbs
i said each of them have played 20 games in the premier league(English league)....quite different from saying they have played 20 PL games! una go school at all?

dayokanu: Are you still wondering why you are considered a flaming mor00n?

Like I gave nateevs last night. Can you list the 20 games they have each played in the Premier league this season

We are waiting and counting

how many games have mata/hazard played since they moved to england? are you a tool?

15 games in the league itself, 5 in the champs league, 1 comm shield, 2 capital one games(all in the english league) that's about 23 games already and we are not even in christmas season yet!

dayokanu: Care to explain to us how Chelsea players have been overplayed compared to their peers from rival clubs?

you claim hazard/mata used to complete 40 games for their previous clubs - it's not even half of the season yet and they have played more than 20 games each in the premier league.....which means they would certainly play more than 40 games they are normally used to if the current trend continues......

dayo, confess, you were autistic as a kid, weren't you?

fellis: Let's not kid ourselves.
It is forced.
It's either the woman submits according to the dictates of the Bible or face punishment from God for disobeying His commands/committing sins.

if submission is "forced" then every christian woman should be practising it in their homes, no? think about it - it's a privilege given to a loving and respectful husband by a wife. she cannot be forced to render it, it should be earned!

dayokanu: You are a tool
Was Chelsea a super giant in 2002 when Arsenal won the league?

when arsenal won it in 2004, chelsea weren't super giants? when arsenal won the fa cup in 2005? chelsea weren't super giants? at what stage did chelsea crash when arsenal played the champions league final in 2006?

it's a shame you speak absent wisdom on a monday afternoon....we can now expect your week to mirror the same trend throughout - what a dork!

You are a twit to say Valencia has won nothing. Valecia won the Copa dey rey in 2008. If Wenger had won the FA cup in 2008, No one would say he has been trophyless in 7 years.

there are only 2 great teams in la liga - the other spots are up for grabs. in the premier league, there are about 12 teams who have outspent arsenal in the last 5 seasons.....like i have said, you are comparing apples and oranges!

Wenger hasnt won anything for them so why not give someone else the chance. If barcelona didnt do away with Rijkaard would they ever see Guordiola? If AVB wasnt sacked, would Chelsea win the CL?

once again, you speak absent wisdom and vision.
barcelona had the tools to win the champions league and were underperforming - same as chelsea. the reverse is the case @ arsenal! the tools are bad but they have a brilliant manager.

who would not win the champions league with the team guardiola inherited? tony pulis would win the treble with that team - only a rëtarded dayokanu would even bring this sort of worthless examples.

would lewis hamilton overtake you on a freeway with his volkswagen beetle if you are driving a ferrarri enzo? answers on a postcard, please......

fellis: lol, Christians are forced to worship God now. It's either you worship God or face eternity in hell. How is that not forced?

you are not forced to worship God - it's a choice! you either take it or leave it. "submission" is also a choice, a woman either buys it or not. it's a free will otherwise it would be called oppression! if the bible says submit to your husband as you submit to God then there's no force......which renders your literal meaning of submission as null and void....

Luxythere: I read a book on submitting "Fascinating womanhood" Helen Andelin.
Its a step by step on how to be a female in a marriage

are you male or female?

dayokanu: Valencia is not Arsenal, What a lame excuse? Like we expect any two things to be the same in the world

so why make the point when you know valencia isn't remotely arsenal? you are a plank!

How come Valecia was able to win their league twice last decade even with Super giants like Madrid and Barcelona?

same way arsenal were able to win it with man utd and chelsea as super giants!

Whats Valencias net spend compared to their rivals and Valencia hasnt been 7yrs trophyless....If Wenger were to be coach of valencia he would have gone a 3 decades trophyless based on their net spend vs Barca and madrid

and what have valencia won recently? nothing - same as arsenal! you cannot tell me because valencia sacked their manager then arsenal should sack theirs - only a complete tool would come up with such solution. chelsea sacked di matteo - see how it's been great for them since benitez arrived? sack wenger and replace him with who? you? is wenger the problem or the board?

Luxythere: Did someone steal your log in details....I find myself nodding to all you wrote on this topic.

you stole it.......

dayokanu: Valencia just sacked their coach they must be giving him billions of Dollars. The last time Valencia won the league was the last time Wenger won

valencia is not arsenal - stop thinking like a goat!

arsenal continue to punch above their weight with the little amount of net spend and fans expect them to win the premier league? how? with man city and chelsea, it's not just possible. there's no manager in the world that would take arsenal higher than where they are with the players in their squad. let's call a spade what it is for once and spare the idiotic vitriol!

fellis:
Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
5:23For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
5:24Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing


Women are told to regard their husbands as Christians(the church) regard Christ.
Infact two word are used in those verses; Submit and Subject. Those verses don't sound like they are telling the woman to do the husband the favour of submitting to him

But whatevs, you can give it your own interpretation; a lot of Christians do that anyway.

so are christians "forced" to worship God or they do it willingly? can you now see the word "submit" as explained in the dictionary is not the direct translation but the closest english word to the aramaic version of the word?

Ibime: Calculators still calculating!!!

Anyway, I don't pay attention to such calculations. Chelsea players of yore like Lampard, Ballack, Makelele, Cole used to play every single game.

and you could easily tell from their physique they had the bulkness to play week in week out. some players are that lucky and some are not.....you cannot tell me anderson should play 35 league games because carrick can. that would be bordering on insanity.

nateevs could be right with the fact that those players have been overplayed. some arsenal players complained this weekend that they are already spent as well - people have different threshold of endurance. you idiöts should forget this argument and let's dissect why torres is the best striker chelsea have ever signed under roman!

fücking faggöts!!!

dayokanu: Just like Guy Roux was brilliant to be at the club for 50yrs, Thomas Schaf and David Moyes must be brilliant to be at the job for 13 yrs.

moyes is god for everton but what do you know? a manager must win a trophy to be deemed successful by homoerotic plebs like yourself.....you don't even bother to see what moyes has worked with in those 13 yrs in the context of spends and management - dayo, you are a tool!

Wenger has been at the job at 16yrs because the club lacks ambition, Everyone knows that at any big club he cant still be coach after 7yrs of trophylessness

and it hasn't occurred to you that in any other big club, wenger would be given enough money to spend to improve his squad? why are you so idiotic you think with your rectum? if wenger was @ madrid, he would play gibbs, jenkinson and ramsey in his first team?

fellis: This is rich.
So the words in the Bible have their own special definitions?
So we are not supposed to apply the English meanings of the words in the Bible when reading it even if the Bible was written in English ?
Wonderful.

the bible was originally written in aramaic before getting translated to english language. most of these words are not the direct translations - just the closest available in english language.

dayokanu: How many managers at a Big club have been at the job for 16 straight years?

that's exactly the point....
wenger must be brilliant to be in his club for 16 yrs!

arsenal fans are cry babies.....
jeeeez, look at your competition in the league - everyone outspends you on a regular and yet you expect miracles from your manager and players - compare net spend to league position and this shouldn't be too hard to figure out!

ffo: OP, are u sure Coogar is not d "Ben"?
just tinking!

of course, i am ben....
what a simpleton! the moment you argue for/against any motion then you automatically become the subject of discussion. you represent the few nigerians that not intelligent. task your brain and think outside the box for once in your life.

diehard: This is the most stupid thing a nairalander will ever post. If he commits any crime, it'll be in the OP's name. You must act fast and smart. First get all the proof you need to be able to convince anyone including the court that you're the only there is.

you are a consummate rêtard.......
someone's name is not enough to convict the op otherwise all the victims of impersonation would be in prison. ben does not look like the op - even if the police come for the op, it would be obvious the op knew nothing about the crime and it's a simple case of impersonation. ben and the op don't work in the same coy, they don't stay in the same house. it's just impersonation, nothing more to it....

One of them can be the e-passport which cannot be faked in nija yet and family history documentation. make a publication in the newspaper and take the guy to court. This is a criminal act and should not be left to sentiments. I've heard the wrong person suffer for the crimes they never committed due to identity fraud. If you don't act now, you've urself to blame

see this fish.....
how are you sure someone is not using your details in abuja? this is nigeria for feck sake where people have identical names all over. there could be 50,000 people bearing your own name in the same state. a picture has to be attached to a name to get a conviction. the op is not ben - the police would know it's an identity crime and would go after ben!

Chanchit: As far as I'm concerned, there's no biggie in this issue, afterall this is Nigeria, if the alarm should blow they won't look for the Op, so its either you cut ur share of his salary or shut up.. Going by this ur write up self, I dnt think you deserve a degree, thats why you have to share it with your friend..

you make sense.......

Tobiegal: This is the best contribution ever.

Men should realize times have changed...

And for any marriage to be successful, there must be Respect and Agreement on all relevant issues as it were.

how can that be the best contribution so far?
fellis took too much emphasis on the word "submit" and went straight to the oxford dictionary. the fact is these laws were written in a different language and a lot of meanings get lost in translation. "submission" in that context is not "forced" otherwise it would be a blatant "obedience".........doing something whether you are happy or unhappy is just obedience. submission in the biblical sense is what you are happy at doing...if you are not happy, then it's not submission.

Zeddicus:

why are your eyes popping out of your sockets? victims of impersonation don't go to jail - ben is the criminal not the op! how are you even sure yourself someone is not using your certificates to work in gombe state? much ado about nothing, abeg!

mbulela: lindegaard is a very average keeper with no redeeming value.

don't let ruudie see that o.....to him, lindegaard is better than buffon!
any goalie that cannot come out and punch crosses in his 6-yard box is a disgrace! lindegaard must not play against city. he doesn't make outstanding saves!

francisj: What Will Do If You Discover That A Friend (Someone You Met 6 Years Ago Friend During Your NYSC) Have Fake Your Credential (Without Your Knowledge ) And That Person Is Working Now With An Agency Of The Federal Govt. Abuja.

This Is My Stoty:

I Graduated 7 Yrs Ago From One Of The Second Generation University In Nigeria with a second class honour degree,upper division And Served 6 Years Ago In One Of Nigerian Core North State. During ,The Three Week Orientation Exercise, One Evening ,I Was Relaxing at The Mami-Market Watching The Premier League Preview ,And This Guy (Ben) Came In , He Sat On a chair by My Table And Order For A Beer . Corperss Are Always Corpers, Soon We Begin Talking Football, The NYSC Camp, Etc . It Seems I Got Myself A Friend Whom ,I Learn During Our Chat To Be A Graduate Of Medicine from one of the eastern university .

Two Days Later, I Got A Call From Someone Telling That Ben Is Sick And Have Been Admitted In A Hospital Outside The NYSC Camp, All Attempt To Verify That Called Failed As The Phone No. Could Not Be Reached.

Orientation Ended And I Was Posted To a LGA Some 178km From The State Capital And Never Heard from Ben Again Until 10Months Later During Our POP (Pass Out Parade) .He met me after i collected my discharge certificate ,some guys were driving us home so We Exchange Contact And I Told Him ,That I Will Be Staying In Abuja For a While With A Friend Before Something Come Up .

one Yrs Later, I Received a Call From Ben Telling Me That He Will Be Coming To Abuja And Will Like To Stay With Us..He Came And Stay With Us For A While, Then I Was Already Working As A Contract Staff With One Of This FMCG Company. He Came But Was Looking Frustrated , Because He Was Jobless, Told Us That He Never Graduated From Medical School ,Even thought ,He Started As A Medical Student But Was Unable To Graduate. He Claim To Have A Degree In Building Technology.

Ben Stays With Us For Some Days , Before He Travels To Lagos In Search For A Job. From Then On ,We Keep In Touch Via Cellphone, And We Exchange Information On Jobs Opportunity.

Four Month Later ,Ben Called Me One Days To Inform Me Of An Urgent Opening With One Of Telecom Company. He Send Me The Advertisement Via E-Mail Which Requires Hard Copies Of Credentials .I Send Him The Scan Copies Of My Credentials Which Were Already Save On My Yahoo To Print Out And Summit For Me.

Two Month Later, I Got A Permanent Appointment With A French Multinational FMCG Company And Was Posted To Cover The Whole Of North-Central Nigeria States . I Move To K.D To Resume Duty and never see Ben again thought we chat via cell phones.

One Year Later , Ben Move To Abuja, Claims He Got A Job As A Sales Man Some Electronic Company.

I Have Been Working For The French FMCG Company Now For The Past 4Yrs + Now. And My Friend Claim To Be Working As A Sales Man For Some Electronic Company. We Talks Via Handsets , Hangout When We Are Within Each Other Area.

The My Biggest Surprise Came-Up 3 Wks Ago When I Discover ,That My Friend: Ben Is Working With Federal Govt. Agency using My Name. In Fact, His Colleagues Address Him With My Own Surname.(A Guy Whose Two Names are completely different from mone only that we have a common middle name initials)

My Guess Is That, The Civil Services Commission Declared A Position For My Field And My Friend Apply, Attended The Interview, And Forge The Scan Copies Of My Credential that I once send to Him, And Then Decided To Take The Job Without My Knowledge ,Afterall Am Doing Well With A private firm.

I Have Been Seeking For Advice On How To Handle this since the day I gots to known ,your genuine advise will be welcome Nairalanders

ben is your friend
ben is not doing any harm with your details
ben is only using your details to feed himself and dependent relatives

if i were you, i would let it go.......there's more harm in your way if you call the police....calling the police would put ben in trouble and probably some prison time. when he comes out after meeting hardened criminals in prison, who do you think he would come for? you!

call ben you know about his mischievous and dishonest move but let it go....if he ever gets discovered in his company as impersonating you, just claim you never knew about it.
it's as simple as that! why take food off the table of a known friend?

dayokanu: What exactly is your point, If you have any? That Hazard started 29 games from August?
Mor00n?

you are foolish!
my point is your attempt to correct nateevs was wrong.....you shouldn't have added the number of starts to counter nateev's claim of 35 appearances. look at the numbers you added for feck's sake - even if nateevs was right - the number of starts cannot equate the number of apps!

when you want to correct someone, don't make mistakes yourself.....

dayokanu: Quit being a mor00n.

club/country....

Nateevs told us that since August, Hazard has 29 starts for Chelsea and 6 sub appearances. Posted a photo showing 30 starts and 6 sub. The number of sub appearances was not in question It was the starts. I summed up the starts in the time frame and it fall short of 29/30. which already punctures his argument and he admitted it was another of his numerous mistakes


Do I need to use counters to explain elementary reasoning to you?

you are a tool!

nateevs - 2 + 2 = 5
dayo - nateevs, you are wrong, 2 + 2 = 6

coogar - dayo, you are wrong, 2 + 2 is not 6
dayo - nateevs already admitted he's wrong so i am right!

can you see how rëtarded you are?

dayo, stop being a tool!
i am saying your counter-argument was also wrong......that nateevs was wrong is irrelevant, you were adding the number of starts to correct the number nateevs provided as the number of appearances. are you so daft you cannot see your mistake?

dayokanu: Home office Food stamps and Deportation records

dayo, you are a disgrace.....
you sometimes beat yourself in an argument!

nateevs mentioned the number of games hazard has appeared in - you counted the number of starts. can you not see you are the tool?

dayokanu: The person who made the gaffe has seen and admitted his error. If you are too dim to see it then ask your Vet.

but see what you tried to add:

15+0+1+1+3+3+1 = ? Oya Nateevs answer and you are allowed to use counters Oponu Omugo agbalagba

you were adding the number of starts not the number of appearances. whether nateevs was wrong or not is irrelevant now......your rebuttal was also wrong!

dayokanu: Mor00n what part of my stats are you quoting? Lemme help you diagnose your dementia?
Where in my stats did it state that Hazard started vs Man Utd?

dayokanu: So didinrin dadandindin Tell us how this summed up to 35 games Ademumu

that's the evidence that you are the homoerotic pleb!
how this summed up to 35 games or 35 starts? which is which? you cannot count the number of starts ONLY and then make a remark about 35 games!!! so tell us now - is the number of starts the same as the number of games?

dayo, you are a fool!
hazard played against united in the league cup as a sub! your stats did not reveal that!