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Lasinoh: Hell no! It only makes it better!
Sometimes. . . my husband just wants to watch me. . . . to add a little spice! It makes me go longer in the bedroom after 'releasing' the initial excitement!

It teaches us how to use our fingers as pleasure tools in the bedroom. I love to watch my husband too. . . it gives me an idea of 'how he likes things done' with my fingers!

When I am not in the mood to deal with others with ganja/alcohol-induced 'ere-ctile' dysfunction after round 4. . . or after recovering from the shock of dealing with penile midgets. . . . I just service myself and go to sleep for some peace of mind! Easy!

this lasinoh na comedy central

wetgate2010: Masturbation is sinful. I've been doing it for the past nine years and have been with this guilt all along. Now I can hardly pray cos I feel so guilty . Am about to get married. What do I do to stop this? Someone told me that once am married, it'll stop since I already have wife to have sex with. Can God still forgive me given that I've abused his grace time and again? I even feel too guilty and ashamed to pray. How do I stop this bad habit? I need help. Anyone with experience and matured responses will help. Thanks.

when you were wänking in those 9 years, did you have a partner? if you did then expect the habit to continue. if you didn't, then maybe you have some hope. don't be too hard on yourself - there's nothing wrong with pleasing yourself - you might have saved yourself prostate cancer in your active years of wänking!

Baby mama: Statistics tell us that most women are r.aped by people they know not total strangers
Family members and friends of the family
It is stupid reasonings like what I have read here that makes some parents leave their young daughters in prayer houses for hours and days because they trust their MOG and expect him to be impotent
And the MOG will defile the poor girl
We live in a dangerous world
If a father can r.ape his own daughter and nieces,what more some uncle that is not even related.

the percentage is ridiculously high - women get räped far more by known faces....
so the people saying she would know her uncle better than the husband could are just simpletons.......that's even the more reason the appointment should be cancelled by the husband.

Baby mama: And this uncle cannot come to her home
Cannot meet her somewhere besides a hotel
Her husband is also barred from accompanying her?
Only a foolish husband that pi.mps out his wife for rent will allow such

some people are so unbelievably stüpid they don't even know where the buck stops with feminism. women who are so helpless in the hands of an attacker should not be kept out of harm's way because she can think for herself?

thinking for one's self and defending one's self are 2 different things. what if she assumes the uncle is safe but the uncle still attacked her?

i have never seen anything more moronic in my entire life - damn, some nigerians are dumb!

dayokanu: I think your quote highlights your idiocy

you are the troglodyte!

Because Men rappe women means everyman out there is going to rapeee her. Fathers rape their daughters, So whenever your wife says she is visiting her father your rappe alert comes up

who knows what obtains?
my duty is to keep her out of harm's way so that men like you would find it difficult to rapë her.

Basically the woman cant think for herself and need the man to think for her and determine whats safe and whats not

her thoughts are irrelevant!
if a woman is so trusting to put herself in harm's way, her thoughts would not bail her out of the situation. we are talking about nigeria here where your attorney general claimed 90% of räpe victims were the cause of their situation. if only they had listened to their men - maybe the rate would be lower than 10%.

dayokanu: The men don't have supernatural powers to know a potential rappist better than you. Possibly based on your relationship with the uncle you know him better.

go on the internet and google the % of räpe victims who "knew" their attackers
you are plumbing new depths of idiocy here.

You need to collect money from your uncle who flew to town for an occasion and he told you to meet him in his hotel to collect the money, Situations like that happen everytime, The only variable is your opinion of the uncle and how he acts around people. Thats what would determine whether you go or not. Not what another human thinks. Your uncle might be like an angel to be but be flirting with you codedly, Who would know that better? YOU

so avoiding that situation completely is not a safer bet?
because people die boarding air planes now mean you should paddle on a canoe to new york because planes can also crash? what kind of stupidity is this for goodness sake? why do people work with extremes when they can easily deduce there are lesser evils?

maclatunji: Don't tell me you joined Kobojunkie in missing my point in that post. That would be disappointing.

that's sarcasm.....read between the lines!

dayokanu: So women who have no husband and are single are running into mischief daily and since they have low IQ, They need the men to help them think. The ABSU girl cant think, Cynthia cant think Infact women can't think and make sensible decisions about their wellbeing and safety.

i don't care about women with no husbands - the duty of care is with her parents or the idol she worships. i am talking about my wife.

No wonder the senate full of men would sit down and decide whats good for a womans health because those beings called women can't just think they are toddlers

you don't have enough wisdom......
why do you think brothers get antsy when they see their sisters around men, even if the sisters are grown? because men know the minds of his fellow men and the evil out there is real - only a fool would not acknowledge that! women are more likely to be gullible or vulnerable.....therefore, she must be told about the dangers that exist!

dayokanu: No they are senseless beings that needs to be told to sit, stand, go, come, walk, drive

don't tell your spouse where to go.....
when she gets battered in the hands of evil men maybe you would learn your lessons painfully(which would have deserved). the babe @ ABSU gangbanged by 5 boys must have also thought the situation was safe - see what happened to her.....

why would you leave a woman in harm's way with 50% probability that she could be assaulted instead of avoiding the situation entirely? why do we have many daft people on this planet? this is like a horror movie of american teenagers acting stupïdly like they have no common sense!

dayokanu: Basically women are not sensible enough to know when a situation is good or bad and they need a man to make such decisions for them.

of course......
this is the reason there are more male victims of rapë than females. you know, women have always made the right decisions since the fall of man in eden! what a tool!

Cynthia must be the first human being to make an erroneous judgment. The millions of men who make bad judgment daily who should they have consulted before doing it? Goodluck Jonathan or Tinubu?

at least, that misjudgement would not be räpe....
a husband must do everything humanly possible to keep his wife out of harm's way....if that does not sit well with you - drive off the grand canyon!

dayokanu: If you have made the decision of going or not going then its already decided. No one is in a better situation to make the decision except you. You know the uncle better, you know the kind of person he is, You know the relationship between you guys. So who would be in a better situation to judge other than you.

If the uncle is a flirt and a drunk, Can you Husband tell you to go in such circumstance? What if the uncle is Pastor Adeboye?

if a woman decides to go or not to go, and I know she is a reasonable person why should I question her judgment

cynthia's family must have also thought she's sensible enough not to get räped in a dinghy festac hotel.... we are talking common sense and you are talking in roman numerals. millions of women in nigeria with a higher IQ than yours have been rapëd because they underestimated the situation......

dayokanu: You are soo obtuse. So a woman that wants to go and "collect" in a hotel room has to be locked at home by her husband to protect her? What else why not put her in purdah so she wont go out and tie ropes to her neck.

this is what i would expect from a stark illiterate....

what has getting locked at home got to do with this? should something happen to this woman in her naivety, who would be held responsible? you or the husband that allowed her? no matter how grown a woman is, she's still her husband's responsibility - so quit the yapping and engage your brain into the top gear.....

If she decides she wants to go having made the assessment of the situation so whats your own business?

what's my own business with what my wife and the mother of my children does in terms of her safety? you see why people say abnormally tall people are usually daft? you have grown past the intelligence frequency!

Women who reported their boss trying to abuse them were they told by their husband to do so?

of what relevance is this?
being attacked in the office absolves a woman - she's expected to be in her office. being attacked in the hotel does not absolve her - what's she doing in the hotel? if she assumes the place is safe and it turns out differently, what can she do to reverse the decision? dial 911 or use the dane gun she inherited from your grand father?

This whole topic is based on the assumption that women left on their own cant think and make good judgment and their husband need to think for them on whats right and whats wrong.

they often put themselves in harm's way. for a man, there's a difference - most men would fight their attackers and most attackers even prey on women because they are the weaker sex. so it's your duty to ensure she's well taken care of! if there's 1% chance my woman can be attacked, i would rather avoid the situation completely - that's common sense - a virtue you lack wholesomely.

So does your wife also choose where you go and where you don't?

why not?
my duty of care is in her hands and vice versa - if she feels it's not safe for me to go, she lets me know! it's my responsibility to convince her all is well and safety measures have been taken. she expects me to do the same for her as well!

[quote author=BABE!]Leave cheating out of this, and assume the woman is a faithful woman. Her cheating would be her choice. Her getting molested or killed in the privacy of her check-man's hotel room wouldn't be her choice. Why should she put herself in that kind of situation? [/quote]because the fools think the cure is better than prevention....
they would rather be räped so they can lodge a complaint rather than avoid the situation completely. the last survey was wrong that the IQ of an average nigerian is 69.....it has to be less than 25.

[quote author=baby_123]Yes o, lots of vag*inal virgins do a*nal and o*ral sex. I wonder why they still call themselves virgins. Smh. Sex is sex jare.[/quote]as long as the cookie jar has never been penetrated by a man's willy they are still virgins. other objects like fingers, dildos, carrots do not count. only a man's phallus is the forbidden tree.

dayokanu: Why should the husband be the one to allow or "disaalow" the wife ?Cant she use her own sense?

If she assess the situation and see it as risky then she shouldnt go, otherwise let her go.

If you as the husband say she shouldnt go to the hotel because someone might fffucck her, Do you know there are a million other venues she can be fuccked including her office, her car, even your matrimonial bed if she wants to.

We are talking about a grown up woman here not a toddler who doesn't know left from right.

If I have an underaged daughter then I would probably stop her from meeting at that place for that purpose but not a grown ass woman

no wonder half of the firstborns in nigeria are bastards!
with the mentality like yours, may God save your matrimony - so the husband cannot decide what is safe for his own wife or what isn't? surely, akamu must have replaced your brain cells...

people would understand if a married woman gets räped in a car, office, matrimonial bed, etc because people would expect a married woman can be caught in such places. however, if a married woman lodges a complaint that she was räped in a hotel while meeting a client there - what would people think?

fecking hell, am i in the land of philistines?

OMO IBO: all we want is for torres to produce the goods when it really matters.
whats the point of scoring a million goals when qualification is out of our hands?
whatever his reason was for not scoring against juventus and shakhttar
torres is practically holding chelsea to ransom.
where in the world does this happen?
torres and his bloody obnoxious i-used-to-be-a-prolific-striker has seen off 3 managers. . . 3 bloody managers.

really, torres can fuukcc off!

did torres know qualification was off chelsea's hands when he scored those goals? had torres not scored yesterday, dayo the time keeper would be here reminding us how long nando's gone without goals!

then again, why did chelsea honour the game if we go by your theory? the qualification is not in chelsea's hands anyway so why even bother? you should have just sent the reserve team on the pitch after all......some of you glory hunters need to be shot!

Richvkunt: Do you really think the hubby would batter her if she revealed this little secret? Comon,they should be able to behave like adults and sit down and thrash this thing out in a civilised way after all these events happened in her past.

hehehehehe - like you don't know nigerian men.
his first reaction would be - what else is she hiding? then again, the husband is torn between 2 betrayals: his wife and his own blood brother. do you really think this dude would believe they never had sêx? if they never did, why did they keep the secret for so long?

@OP,
what is your take on all this mess of two brothers dipping their hands in one cookie jar?

she said she was a virgin when she met her hubby - as if that info would absolve her.
the hymen is no longer any proof. these days, there are anâl, oral, etc and they would all fall under the umbrella of sex.

what do you expect?
the fools would say torres is finished cos he cannot score against a low rated team like nords! damned if torres scores, damned if he doesn't. a lot of people have made their minds up here that torres is a used sanitary towel and he would never amount to nothing - inscrutable bean poles like dayokanu even know which goal is more important and which one isn't - some nigerians are incredibly daft!

maclatunji: Because people get robbed in their bedrooms, I am going to Oshodi Isale tomorrow with a shovel to dig a hole where my valuables will be kept?! That is the kind of "wisdom" you are displaying here.

far from it.......
the babe that was attacked in her oga's office would have been rapëd if it was in a hotel. the situation would have been worse in a hotel so the office environment saved her. the attacker stopped because if she screamed, the other employees would hear......a woman screaming in a hotel can be mistaken for a woman having her 4th orgasm.....and if the scream is coming from the chief's room(the same chief who probably is their biggest customer) the staff would look the other way!

i will look him up on FM....not watched our youth games since morrison got sold!

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Only Hannah Montana, that other one nko. . .the one dating Justine Beiber![/quote]which one? ini edo?

Lmfao! Yeah, if we don't think evil lurks in every corner or have the idiotic mentality of ascribing silly characteristics to things, then we are not Nigerian enough
God help us all!!!

there's evil in every corner in nigeria. one would be incredibly daft not to think that way. the crimes against women are even worse as nothing gets done. i thought prevention is better than cure. so you'd rather let a woman get molested so he can report the case or avoid the situation completely? if this woman meets him @ the bar and her drink gets spiked and she gets räped - would the police or the law do anything about it?

ileobatojo: My own is Lara croft of the mouth finish. I no dey try myself!

mama biology, buy a taser, learn martial arts or get a gun...
the world out there is evil and there are more räpists in america than the whole of europe...

[quote author=BABE!]Unwitty sarcasm! Go and sit down Jo, with your naive self... applying Obodo oyinbo's mentality to Nigeria. Smh.[/quote]she's not nigerian - she's caucasian!
you really expect a nigerian woman to strut naively to meet an old chief with a protruding belly in his hotel room? come on - only hannah montana can think like that.

[quote author=BABE!]Oh please. Where else is it gonna be? Lobby? Pffft! Nigerian men. . . Yell yh it's gonna be in his damn room.
Giving me silly terminologies, you go work on being less naive.

When the evil deed is done, they will start crying foul.

At least I'm happy I brought you back on track, coz you were busy talking about her cheating asif that's the crux of the matter.[/quote]sisikill lives in a parallel universe........she's either winding us up or she's incredibly naive to think this man has no ulterior motive.

ileobatojo: O ga o. Even me that I mentioned weapon sef, I fit myself? I one swift flick of the wrist and the gun is out of my hand. Next thing I know the deed is over.

ileobatojo? i used to think you are lara croft ..... expert in martial arts and hand weaponry. the deed is over ke?

Single or married, this scenario comes with potential for great risk. We don't have to fight over nothing abeg.

potential of humongous risk!
these naija men are powerful - all the staff of the hotel eat from their hands. once the babe arrives alone, she's toast!

BlueDiva: Actually, Torres' goals are inconsequential.
We could have won 4-1 and it would still be a decent win.

bluediva, you are criminally biased.....

Our point is that we would love to see him grab a winner.
We would have loved him to grab the late goals in the games we drew.

the midfielders should work together to make that happen for him.

Only morons will believe that scoring 2 goals mean the dud is back.
Get us a man who knows where the goal is in Jan.

see your mouth.....
bluediva, where's my £200? you said if i vote for you in the sports poster of the year you would transfer money to my HSBC. i have completed the task, where's my money?

maclatunji: My brother, there is a particular bank which if you enter any upscale branch, you will wonder whether you are in a beauty pageant. I guess it is all part of a "positive" banking experience.

it's the employer's market in nigeria.
there's no law protecting the employees - it's a jungle out there.....most of these marketing babes were just recruited for one purpose: seduce rich men to invest! it doesn't matter the hour of the day the client wants to be met - the female must meet him to realise her target and yet all those useless idiotic women protection NGOs cannot do anything to protect this modern day pröstitution!

victorian: Why meet in a hotel? If the uncle doesn't have the intention of telling the receptionist to direct her to his room.... All he had to say come to my office, if his intentions are clean... But as it is office sef is also no safe ground....am always wary , when am in contact with a guy..... One nearly raped me in my office, as I was rounding up to go home...I had to warn him with a stern voice that I will scream so loud, the guards will come up,and beat him up, before he lets go of me...

you have spoken well, victorian...
it's clear you understand the terrain. the majority of the people seeing male chauvinism in this case are not residing in nigeria or some of them are just empty-headed. in the developed world, a woman can go anywhere - there are laws protecting them and most culprits get caught if the case is reported.

nigeria is different - the laws are not enforced!
women get räped everyday in that country. these marketing babes were carefully selected in the first place to attract male investors - it's almost indirect prostitutiön in some financial institutions in nigeria! any married woman that allows herself to be lured into a lion's den especially in nigeria has herself to blame!

armyofone: @ coogar
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, who still hand washes in this age? Skid marks? do you have that? oya open it let's see. with all those fancy toilet paper and moistened wipes, you still talking skids? now i gotta throway this snail stew with uncle sam's rice for trash

where is my boots sef, off for training...carry on

armyofone, stop fronting.....
we know your types jor - come online to talk a good game only to wash n scrub for boyfriends. you want me to open what exactly for you to see? don't worry - i have your captain's contact number with me - i hope he sends you to a peacekeeping force in congo.

victorian: I dont understand why the women on this post are so foolishly naive or foolishly stubborn to recognize the fact that u cannot trust a man in a hotel room, that wants to give u his money and won't touch?...oh please spare me... At my office building, on the 1st floor, am the one heading Phcn bills there.. There is a particular office, I went to see the md to make him aware of some errors in our bill, and when he saw me walked into his personal office,he quickly stood smile , shook my hands and I told him what I came for. During my short talk with him, his gaze was at my boobs, then face and will shake his head in agreement to what am saying.. As I stood up to leave, he smiles again and said pls permit me to hug you,one rarely sees a pretty babe like u all the time. Before I cud say wait, he grabbed me and hugged me tight, just to feel my boobs on his chest, an old man o... .. I was pissed,I couldn't push him roughly make I no commit murder, I just felt numb, by the time he let go, I quickly walkd out of his office, vowing not to go their alone again.... Then how much more hotel room!
Like someone said, in this post... The women are expecting and wishing robe raped.... No wahala,,it's their call not mine..I protect like body like gold.

tell them......

ileobatojo: The drama in this thread is more manufactured than real. Isn't it an incredibly common scenario for these men to try to obtain sexual favors from women in exchange for helping them meet their quota. I think it is safe to assume this will be the same situation until proven otherwise. Even if it's never happened before sef, it is still safe to assume that a man asking a lady to come alone to his hotel room to obtain a favor relating to his money may try to sleep with her. Sometimes forcefully. Some sick men may even assume that your mere presence in the room automatically means you want it. Why put oneself in such a position?

If the meeting will be in the lobby or other public space then fine. If in the room, go with a chaperone. Or a weapon.

As to the husband allowing her or not, why should he allow her put herself in harms way if she came to seek his approval first? If she's asking her husband about it, it may mean she has her fears or is very naive and in that case why can't the hubby provide guidance? There's no reason why they can't both decide together that she meet in the hotel lobby or bust. Or that she go with someone.

All the indignation about the husband 'allowing' her is really not necessary in this case. He's not doing it just to prove his manly lordship over her but to keep her from potential harm.

I'm sure the problem in this thread is not that everyone cannot see the potential harm in meeting an unrelated man in his hotel room for a 'financial favor'. So why the drama?

mama biology, you are criminally biased against women.
nigerian women have brains now and power to wrestle a räpist and even kill him. there's no harm at all. the security system is also effective - you speed dial and the police come en masse to rescue any victim of a sëxual attack.

maclatunji: The irony is that some of the ladies here that post some of these ridiculous ideas would jump like an Orangutan if their husband asked them to. Yet they feed us with feminist crap here daily- abeg! We are not saying you are slaves but for God's sake, there are responsibilities attached to being married. The married ladies wouldn't stay married if they did half of the things they boast about here- I just pity the naive single ones that believe the hype to their own detriment.

everyone is a king kong on the internet - most of them are handwashing skid marks off their spouses' boxers as we speak but they would come on here and ptyalise piffle. how many of these women saying the men are insecure would allow their "faithful" husbands meet up a female in the hotel? answers on a postcard, please.........

it's not even the cheating that is a problem - it's the safety! nigerian women are not protected in nigeria and how she's been living her life before marriage is irrelevant to me - she was her dad's responsibility then - right now, the duty of care n her security are with me. should something happen, who would bear the brunt?

maclatunji: So in your estimation, going to the hotel by this wife is "appropriate". This thread is becoming classic, you ladies are providing us with "uncommon wisdom". After the deed is done, she will be looking for the husband's understanding- abi?

married women should not be shackled - the husband should just fold his hands and let things play out. never mind the fact that if anything happens, the society would want to know where the husband was when this happened. the in-laws would want to know how a responsible man would allow his wife to take such tasks - the same nigerians would say the hubby probably sent his wife to go pröstitute herself....if the wife gets hurt as a result or even die - the husband would be the one heartbroken for the rest of his life and yet he dares not stop his wife from putting herself in harm's way......

nigerian women - i hail thee!

CFCfan: Mikel Obi has been handed a 3-match ban and fined 60,000 pounds by the FA, in connection to his accusations against Mark Clattenburg.

someone should call 1025 to check if he's not committed suicide....
he swore on his scrotum that the game is corrupt and clattenburg was on fergie's payroll! i knew the news stank from the onset - chelsea have always lied against referees!

lepasharon: Are yall talking of this bread

that bread is the most useless bread ever.....
pathetic bread - it can stay one week and still look fresh on the surface - the best one(i have forgotten the name) has a white label inside. now, that's a proper agege bread!

dayokanu: That was what you posted and It is a goof. learn your football

that's not a goof - it's just pedantry...
the point i was attacking was the fools saying the goals torres scored were meaningless - as at the time torres scored those goals, he wouldn't know how the game in donetsk was panning out. the instruction was chelsea should do their own job at home and hope the result in ukraine favours them. now whether shakhtar won or draw, it does not render torres goals meaningless unless he had known before the game chelsea would not qualify.....


so leaving the point and chasing after meaningless pedantry lowers you - you can do better.....it's quite different from you going to BBC website to lift the line up of a game played 6 yrs ago and claimed jose used 4-3-3. even after you were told that wasn't the case, you didn't even relent until i battered you into a pulp and ran away. that wasn't pedantry but gross ineptitude on your part!

dayo - i am your god in any football issue! you need 357 larry izamojes to touch my status

stillwater: Wow you trust Nigerian men like that? You're brave! I understand restaurant, lobby not room.

especially in a society where if you dial 9-1-1 - it would take 4 hours before you get a police response.....why do some women put themselves in harm's way where there's no law that would protect them. this is nigeria for feck's sake - there are no specialists in the station dealing with räpe cases - the whole report is done over the counter with the police throwing demeaning questions to the victims like they are armed robbers!

Richvkunt: okay,let us assume you are right and she keeps quiet about the mess on ground. What happens if the husband hears from the grape vine that his brother had been plantihg seeds in a field he felt belonged to him alone?
How does the OP handle this scenario if it pops up?

she's screwed either way ever since she decided to marry this dude....
you think husband would just forgive her for opening up? would he forgive fück? men are not that wired - only women forgive because men quickly open up to their atrocities. men have egos and telling him you slept with someone like his blood brother would haunt him forever. if she keeps quiet, there's a chance this issue would never see the light of the day. if she opens up like you advised - are you ready to marry this woman when the husband batters her to stupor?

dayokanu: Lemme ask you clearly now Guffanti, Would Chelsea have qualified if Shaktar drew yesterday?

The question is clear

coogar: coming from a tool that said mourinho played 4-3-3 with drogba and shevchenko, i find the above comment a bit rich. point remains torres scored those goals believing chelsea were still in it. had shakhtar pummelled juventus as expected by most pundits, chelsea woulda qualified and since torres has no control on that, only a billy goat like you would say his goals were meaningless....olodo - 10 kobo.....why should i care what the situation is in their group? only dayokanu leaves the main point and pursues pedantry!

question answered moments ago.....

dayokanu: Lemme ask you clearly now Guffanti, Would Chelsea have qualified if Shaktar drew yesterday?

I have taken it upon myself to school you in European football and though you're stubborn you still learn and adjust quickly like in this situation where you sharply admitted you goofed. unlike Nateevs that would be clutching on to straws like "Week in Week out"

you are qualified to school me when you:

stop thinking drogba was loved by every chelsea fan in his debut season
stop thinking the number of starts and the number of appearances are always the same
stop thinking mata hasn't played 20 games for chelsea before last night
stop thinking chelsea played 4-3-3 with drogba n sheva in the starting line up
stop thinking torres has a poorer scoring record this season than drogba did in 04/05
stop thinking torres' goals didn't matter when he cannot control the game in donetsk
stop mixing james milner with mellor.....

dayo, you know me - i am your nemesis on this section. your football knowledge is nothing when i show up on these pages as my toe nail packs more football intelligence than you do.