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ileobatojo: So what you're telling me is that after divorce, she immediately got a personality transplant and became completely different from the person she was before divorce? A good Christian woman first divorces her husband for financial and health reasons, then proceeds to follow married Otumbas and Alhajis? A good Christian woman?? Na so divorce get power reach? It magically turns saints into monstrous sinners overnight!

of course
there's a thin line between decency and indecency......after divorce, many women get disillusioned and hopeless.....things spiral out of control and the most decent woman can turn into the most irresponsible. christians do backslide, don't they?

dayokanu: I started paying attention to the Chelsea thread like a year ago and found numerous falsehood that nateevs has been pending for years unchallenged. This is someone who cant take a position.

this dude can lie - goddamit!

His views on AVB We saw how that brand of football ended in Cheslea
His views on RDM We saw how RDM went on to win the double with the same players he said was finished
His view on how MAZACAR would improve Torres We now see how that has done so far
His views on torres everyone can see how wrong he has been all these while

all these things are lies - nateevs only opined MAZACAR would improve the way torres play than the dross we saw last season and nateevs has been proven right. torres would score more goals this season.....

My own argument has been consistent and i have been vindicated several times on issues which I argued strongly about like AVB, RDM, Torres
Where does Nateevs stand? No one knows and now he is back to clutching at straws

stop telling porkies.....
your own argument hasn't been consistent.....:your argument was di matteo was untouchable. you told us he won 2 trophies in 2 months and he's the best chelsea manager in the history of football - it turned out you were telling porkies when the italian got sacked for his incompetence to bring the best out of torres and when he went 4 league games without a win!

dayo, you have been found several times on this section - i got tired of counting how many times nateevs have used your face to wipe the toilet seat. looking at things in general, nateevs have gotten it right more than ibime. when you fools were on torres' back, nateevs posted his youtube videos of torres' goals @ liverpool - ibime countered back with chelsea cannot play on the counter....we countered back with how has united been adapting to chicharito's style? no one came up with a reasonable rebuttal!

slimyem: go away abeg...!

stop overreacting - i have found a suitor for you: omo ibo!

i love this thread.......

ibime is a true OG......he hated drogba's first 2 seasons in 2008 but he loved it in 2012. if there's an award for the poster with the ability to talk from the 2 sides of his mouth - ibime takes the cake! that was the same drogba most chelsea fans wanted out of the club after his first season.....if ibime takes a lie detector test, the machine would explode!

slimyem: huh?
I go out of my way to notice people who "flirt"...?
You mean something that happens on almost every thread here is not loud enough to be noticed?
Even the dumbest family section follower(if one were to exist) would notice that!
...and who have i been pointing at per se on this thread?
Where did i post anything expressly judgemental?
What is saying what about me?

you are getting too excited - calm down! use more makeup and maybe sagamite might show you some e-interest!

slimyem: Is there like a extraordinary prize attached to how much attention you get here?

i should be asking you this question - if you could go out of your way to notice people who "flirt" then it says much more about you than the people you are pointing at.....

fûcking hell.....
i know ibime wouldn't just let debosky destroy him like this - jeeeez, debo went in!!!!!

slimyem: @Busy-body...what's contained in that reply?
Oh!
The same noise over one word of English language...?
...and the same confusing of what was posted as against your interpretation...although this with you showing more of your syntactician/semanticist skills...(abi eleyi o tun correct ni Ma?)
Ok!!
Like i said before,get a job as a school teacher!!Its befitting for you!
I've got no time for polemics especially not over going round in circles that this inconsequential drag will result to...
Cheers!!!

slimyem, are you jealous of the attention the married folks get? you don't have to answer here......just send the answer to the mod of this section.

dayokanu: Jose Mourinho said he has Untouchables in December 2006
So If you agree that Mourinho said he had invincibles then

What does untouchable in a club mean in the Mourinho context in 2006? And why did he say Sheva was not an untouchable

it could mean several things but it's definitely not what you claimed it means....ballack is a good example! jose could have meant the players he endorsed himself for roman to buy....he could have meant the players who epitomise him on the pitch, etc. an untouchable player would not appear in only 26 league games out of 38 - this is common sense. "the week in week out" in your sentence destroyed your argument, dayo!

dayokanu: Is it that Nateevs cant think for himself that you have to verbalize what he is thinking for him??

Jose Mourinho said he has Untouchables in December 2006

What does untouchable in a club mean in the Mourinho context in 2006? And why did he say Sheva was not an untouchable

whatever it means, it's surely not starting chelsea games week in week out - ballack was an untouchable but he featured in only 26 league games out of 38 - that's only 67%

mystikal: At one point I enjoyed this arguement, now its just become so vain. Ibime seems to be the only one making some sense, I dont have to agree with what he says but at least he and to some extent DK have been consistent

only fools would understand the words of another fool - i don't really expect you, with all due respect, to understand 10% of the things i write here. the intelligence in my missive is beyond 96% of the posters in this section. majority of y'all just go with the most popular theme - the herd mentality!

ileobatojo: Okay, pele. Have some aboniki balm for your disappointed broken heart. Make sure you rub it undiluted o .

the witchdoctor herself.......
she knows the exact substance to rub diluted or undiluted. you better go to dragon's den n make money from this precocious talent of yours. you are very gifted when it comes to traditional herbs.

I don talk my own, and ya know I'm right (as usual)

na oversabi dey worry you - you are not right one jot on this matter! however, when it comes to witchdoctoring - you are peerless!

dayokanu: What kind of verification are you looking for? That Jose Mourinho called 9 players untouchables or what? Like I asked what is your point assuming you have any?

his point is simple....he wants you to list the untouchable players who were in the line up week in week out under mourinho. nateevs did not dispute mourinho mentioned some of his players were untouchable but he does not agree it had anything to do with starting week in week out!

cheiiiii - dayo has boxed himself to a corner......none of his cocksuckers are here to bail him out. dayo - nateevs is dragging your arsë - come and defend yourself, we want to know these 9 players who were in the line up week in week out under mourinho.

ileobatojo: Kai, this old man, did you sleep well last night? Are you fatigued?

slept like a baby.....what about you - did you sleep well?

The fact that she can't help herself does not mean she can't give advice. That's why I said it has to be a reasonable, smart person. If the advice is only in the form of, 'do this, and you will immediately get pregnant no matter what', then you have to question why it hasn't worked for her. That's why the 'advicee' has to apply their own little grey cells to the situation.

so there's a condition attached - the adviser must be smart and reasonable, right? now how do we know who's smart and reasonable - is it tattooed on their foreheads?

If her barrenness was as a result of an incompetent surgeon destroying her uterus from a fibroid surgery, if she advises you not to go to that particular doctor, will you not take that advice into consideration because she is barren?

that's a freak accident - too extreme sef!

'What not to do' is equally as useful as 'what to do'!! Ever heard the phrase 'dos and don'ts'? You're welcome, sir!

a happily married woman can give dos n don'ts too....she also has a live evidence in her ammo to convince the advisee that her method works. i fail to see how someone who's not married can give a balanced opinion on marriage.......mama biology, you have disappointed me again this week - i am heartbroken!

nateevs: Bros I did not talk for you. It was my club JM coached so you cannot tell me about the untouchables.
I want you to verify your claim that these 9 untouchables played "WEEK IN WEEK OUT"

dayo is a twerp.....
he would never come back and defend his moronic comment - and he's quick to say someone else has goofed......

ibime on the other hand believes if torres is a world class player, lukaku's loan shouldn't be a matter of discussion. can a single striker play week in week out in the premier league and not be knackered? ibime needs to learn the art of squad management!

tpia1: These women who flirt in real life, how do you do it?
Does it come naturally to you?
I observe women who " stake out" married men and i'm like, ok how do you do this.

there's no film trick.....just loosen the top 2 buttons of your blouse.....action speaks louder!

Being the ancient deeper lifer that i am, from the village, i tend to consider some things a no go area and dont even entertain the thought talkless allow it to nest anywhere near me, so i find it quite intriguing when i see others with no qualms.

so what should we call the "e-flirting" between you and dayokanu all these years, huh? the day mrs dayokanu catches you in chicago, she would put 2 slugs in the left side of your chest!

dayokanu: Look Nateevs, I dont have magical powers to turn a bicylcle into a Ferrari, I cant turn a dullard like you to a football afficionado You have to learn the ropes by reading wide

so explain how ballack copped only 26 league games out of 38 in the most closely fought premier league battle between mourinho and ferguson?

ileobatojo: Is it possible that one might learn what not to do from said barren woman's experiences? Might that information be helpful? Might the barren woman have gained a lot of knowledge about the subject matter in her quest for a child that could be useful to others? Ehn, baba alternative to biology?! You berra start assimilating my brainfarts oh, they are more useful that some other people's 'brain genius'!!

why learn "not what to do" instead of learning "what to do"? humans complicate things for themselves.....if the barren woman had gained some experience about the subject matter in her quest then why is she still barren? shouldn't she be using that experience to help herself first? there's a yoruba adage about "before you take a shirt from someone as a gift, look at what he's wearing". mama biology, you dey disappoint me o!

ileobatojo: You should meet, smart, knowledgeable, level headed and reasonable people for advice; married or divorced.

If you are not able to take the advice of a divorced person and process it and apply it to your own situation for your own benefit, you may be a simpleton!

so if you want to get a child, you would seek someone who's barren for advice? mama biology, it's monday and you are already brainfarting!

Ibime: Now check the eediocy of his statement
(1.) The same fool who said Torres is a top player now claims loaning out Lukaku is a mistake. If Torres (who's been healthy all season) is a top player, loaning out Lukaku should be no mistake.

you are a tool!
man utd have chicharito, van persie and rooney(ignoring welbeck) - why didn't fergie loan one of them out? because rooney and van persie are not top quality? you need more than 2 fit strikers in your squad.....all those senseless games torres is forced to play can bring about laboured performances......

(2.) The snake even takes his deception further by blaming RDM. Isnt the person who signs the players tasked with the responsibility of building the squad? Do you sign players without clearing space for them? You can't buy every single player, yet claim you didnt sell. Before you buy, you calculate who goes to make space for your signings. Please see Nateevs if you need help calculating this simple fact.

shut up.....
you cannot absolve di matteo - he should never have let lukaku go on loan to west brom.....it's gross mismanagement! di matteo is the manager, if he wasn't satisfied with the players bought of forced down his throat, why didn't he complain? mancini complained when the city owners were slow in bringing the players he wanted!

Nashville: By their fruits you shall know them (please attack me). If they were that knowledgeable about marriage, they would probably be married today. And you never know - misery loves company, they just may want you to join them too.

In my opinion, when choosing a mentor, I choose people I want to be like. I do not want to be divorced, so I would not want a divorcee to mentor me about marriage. I will look for someone whose marriage I like and ask for advice. I may be wrong but that is just my style.

in order words, if you want to become a president, you would run to obasanjo for advice not ojukwu? cheiiiiii - nigerians can be fery fery intelligent!

jesus christ - see vocabulary!

like i have said, it's very wrong for people to opine online banter is the same thing as flirting. some of us are mature enough to know it starts and stops on nairaland.....funny how people read meanings to a non-event!

omo ibo's observation can also be reversed - many of the people who feel online banter is the same thing as infidelity are also single. the only deductive reasoning here is single folks are jealous of the married folks......single folks feel left out....

slimyem and her army should up the ante - maybe, just maybe una go get 35 online husbands like busy-body....

dayokanu: So you know every team has a core of players who start almost every games

not quite true
mourinho listed 9 players as untouchables but we all know he was using that to spite shevchenko or roman.....ballack was among his untouchables that year but ballack only played 26 league games for chelsea that season......and in half of those games, he was lethargic!

dayokanu: And dem never bench any of MAZACAR this season toad ??

if they were benched, how are they then untouchable? dayo - use your common sense for once. you bring up nonsense you cannot defend! see how you backslid from the mata issue when your point was destroyed......dayo, bow to me....i am your god in football!

after almost 24 months, you still cannot prove torres has been dud....you pleb!

nateevs: How did I miss this?
Dayo has stumbled in some secret fact that even Chelsea fans don't know.

dayo is a tool!
let him come and tell us about these untouchables? 9 untouchable players in jose era? and they were never benched throughout that season?

OMO IBO: This makes me wonder why alot of people especially ladies run to and look up to oprah for marital advice.
I mean, whats her experience?

Anyways, I digress. . .

what does oprah know about marriage?
i can write everything she knows about marriage on a mustard seed!

montelik: DDG has been warming the bench for a month, it doesn't help consistency to throw him into a top of the table derby game. Lindegard will do fine.

lindegaard conceded 3 goals against a bottom side - he would ship 8 goals against city! a goalie that cannot come out and punch the ball in his 6 yards is not a goalie. lindegaard is shyte.....de gea would get some minutes in the midweek and prep him for the manchester derby on sunday! lindegaard should go back to his fatherland and do some farming

darefestus: This we know coogs.
What bothers us is why this player can't stay fit over the course of a season. You can't blame fergie for not building his midfield around Ando, he simply cannot go injury free for a run of games.
The same thing that happened last season that denied us of the chance to see him come into his own in our midfield may just have happened again.

but did fergie play him when he was fit?
had anderson played against spurs/norwich, we would have been 9 points clear by now! enough gap to cushion his absence away from the team.

dayokanu: Oya list these games
We are waiting for this spin on this one again Guffanti

13 in the league
1 in capital one cup
5 in champs league
1 in community shield....

even if u add the supercup against athletico, it's 21 games which still destroys your theory of 40 games/season in his previous club. mata would play more than 25 games before new year.....another competition(fa cup) with lots of replay would soon join the number of games - mata could easily play 50+ games this season if care is not taken and his average in la liga @ valencia was like 44 games per season!

mumumugu: I observed that divorced people give good marital advice.

While married couple focus on patience, prayer and tolerance, teling u they have worse patner but chosen to over look it.

,divorced person begin by rèflecting on their previous relationship and spoting the major problem or hardship. They tell their fault and that of the patner. They tel u what they learnt from d broken relationship and what they would do difrently if entering another relationship. U hear things like WE WOULD DISCUS MORE ABOUT FINANCE,
;
to me, divorcd persons are better marital advicers

no they are not......
they are the last people you should even meet for advice about marriage....they would be too focused on the reasons your marriage might fail instead of looking at the reasons it might succeed! i like to hear from people who are positive about the things i am about to embark on not the ones who would see negatives all around it. put water halfway in your glass and analyse this - do you think the cup is half-filled or half-empty? are you an optimist or a pessimist?

jackbauersballs: Such a dunce - Spitting out the same tired lines and trying to justify his own stup!dity
Yes it's true...The average Nigerian has an IQ of 69 or less...and you are an AVERAGE NIGERIAN

i am way above a nigerian - you are the nigerian, a homoeroti pleb with poop for brains!

Ronaldo scored 60 goals in la liga last season means Ronaldo scored 60 la liga goals!

no, it means ronaldo scored 60 goals in all competitions in la liga last season - like i said you use your intelligence to know which context. la liga means all the football competitions played in spain, dumbo!

Sane human beings say Ronaldo scored 60 goals IN ALL COMPETITIONS when they refer to goals scored inside and outside of la liga
Please stop this stupid!ty...Your embarassing yourself...
You are an absolute Dunce!

what a pleb!
i am sure you would also argue arsenal are not an english team because they sometimes don't sometimes feature an english player in their first team, right? you are not intelligent - you don't know when to apply context and you want to be spoonfed all the time.

there's no way i made a mistake when i argued in the same post that we haven't even played 19 league games yet! is 20 more than 19? disgusting troglodyte!!! you think i have the same smoky brain cells like yours? read my comments again from head to toe and apply common sense to the context!

jackbauersballs: You are a dunce of the highest order- A very clear example of the negative effects of crack on the human brain...

you need lobotomy - someone should thaw the 2 brain cells in your cranium!

Again I ask you how could they have played more than 20 games in the league when no other team has played more than 15
Or are Champion's league games now Premier League games?
Are Internationals now Premier League games?
If you had admitted your mistake, then No problem - Everybody makes mistakes
But your pathetic attempts to blag things out have exposed your negative IQ
Absolute Dunce...

the average nigerian is a fool - i have been told the IQ of an average nigerian is less than 70. open your dictionary and look at the meaning of "context". an example - ronaldo scored 60 goals in la liga last season - this is simply telling you ronaldo scored 60 goals last season in the spanish league also known as la liga. it's quite different from ronaldo scored 60 la liga goals(cos this would mean the goals scored in the main league)....it's very correct to say hazard has played 20 games in the premier league(english league) cos i expect you or any tool to understand i meant in all competitions in the english league.

how can i make a mistake when i know fully well a league season is 38 games. half of it is 19! i was attacking dayo in the same post we haven't even reached half of the season. so you mean i don't know 20 league games is over half of a league season? when your creator was distributing intelligence, you were on a leave of absence! go and learn the meaning of context before you can even qualify to quote me on a forum, you spastic hilly-billy. useless sack of shyte!

get the fück out of here you neantherthal wole soyinka!

dayokanu: The games Mata started for Spain are now in the Premier league, UEFA super cup are now in the premier league.

He still wonders why everyone thinks he is a retardd?

dayo, mata has played 20 games for chelsea this season and we aren't even half of the season yet. if the trend continues, he would play more than 40 before the end of the season - which destroys your theory about his previous clubs. are you going to defend yourself for making an idiotic statement or you want to hang on shamelessly to hairsplitting what la liga and premier league really mean?

dayokanu: What you typed is quoted above. No spin on this Everyone must see that you are a leprechaun

i know you are a twerp but use your common sense for once
the english league is called the premier league. it's very correct to say leo messi scored 80 goals in la liga and people would know the context used must mean all the competitions in la liga. mata/hazard have played more than 20 games in the premier league is very correct as well cos the context it was used means they have played more than 20 games in england!

jackbauersballs: Now I know you are nothing but a verbose fool with mush for brains...
WTF is this crap you're saying?So saying a person plays games IN a League doesnt mean He plays League games?
Your pathetic attempt at obsfucation just makes you look very stup!d son..
Sort yourself out sharpish...

you are a fool - no matter how you disguise your foolishness on these pages, you are still a fool! what's wrong with the statement i made? are you hurt cos i exposed your lack of comprehension? jeeeez - should i pull out of media examples of how many goals messi has scored in la liga(spanish league) and the context means all the games he played in spain?