₦airaland Forum

freecocoa:
I need to laugh please. if ever I have to address you as 'my lord' don't misinterpret it, I am your queen while at it, and queens are rulers too, you will do what I want sometimes, sometimes will be because you want to, sometimes just to make me happy even if you really don't agree with me, just like I will do for you.

That's the only way it will work for me.

if he truly loves you, he will have no problem doing the bolded bit of this sentence. the crux of the issue is when you & him have opposite opinion about an issue that has to be resolved instantly.

whose opinion would you take? yours or his?

saintwill:
WHEN RANKING WORLD BEST PLAYERS , TELL ME WHICH UNITED DO YOU SEE COMING CLOSE TO THAT OR LET ME SAY WORLD BEST 11.

YOU GUYS HAVE TO KNOW, UNITED IS ONE OF THE BEST CLUB IN WORLD AND SHOULD BE RESPONSIBLE FOR BRINGING OUT THE BEST PLAYERS IN THE WORLD...

APART FROM DE GEA WHO IS LEAVING US, I DON'T SEE ANY UNITED MAKING THE TOP 10 OR EVEN TOP 20 PLAYERS..

PLS DON'T GET ME WRONG FELLANI,YOUNG,MATA ARE OKAY, THEY PLAY GOOD FOOTBALL BUT ARE NOT ON LEVEL WITH THE ELITE PLAYERS....

I KNOW WE ARE IMPROVING AND I HOPE WE REACH THERE...................

di maria made the FIFA XI team in january. how can you say we don't have top players in the squad?

freecocoa:
Good, I like the way you defined it, you understand that it's the woman's place to decide, some men don't believe that.

they do!
it's just that men find it bizzare that a woman would marry a man without the intention of submitting to him. if she cannot submit, why marry him?

freecocoa:
My dear, it depends on how you define submission because as you can clearly see, it's subjective.

Lemme know how you define submission.

submission has a clear meaning....it's not subjective!

submission is a gift a woman chooses to give her husband. it's a free will, a decision she's made to be led him, to accept his authority and to be her hubby's helper whenever he needs aid.

liricyst:
Yea...true that. But still, i like reading bars crafted from things happening around. Its always nice. That said....he still had the best verse according to the judges so the rest of us need a lot more than fine tuning

you finished second....
darkrebel had more powerful puns though.

ELYMAXiimus:
lwkm. Nawa for you o.... I know you were rushing to read all the verses. But if you gently read that verse, you will notice i was doing set up, punch ,,, set up, punch ,,, set up, punch,, till the end nd i think they all linked.

i read each verse about 5 times.

ELYMAXiimus:
lol. Oga weytin do my bars this time?

not really structured well....
it had no direction, it was all over the place.

ELYMAXiimus:
true talk.....

he could have used banana instead of cucumber.

liricyst:
Lol....

i actually was thinking about doing a punch with that cucumber in vag1na thing....chai..that babe rep go don die for her school. Cucumber girl

nice idea from darkrebel - but cucumber is a vegetable, not a fruit. rebel needs to start fine-tuning his bars so as not to become another modenine. he does come up with brilliant ideas but he can do better with the way he words some of his bars.

freecocoa:
Is there supposed to be a different meaning from what the word really means?

Submission is yielding or surrendering oneself to the will or authority of another.

It is pretty much self explanatory, no need to twist anything.

submission is the main condition a woman must before even considering herself as a wife. if she is not willing to submit, she's not in a marriage.

edwife:
Good!now go make it happen....

royal mail will deliver it by monday.

Kimoni:
He says the servers have not been tested, so he declined my request

until you provide the evidence, you are still an osogbo citizen.

•rebel
•liricyst
•obese
•jigsaw
•elymax

edwife:
How about Harrods?

ok ok ok...
harrods it is then....4-digit value.

teambuck2u:
Is there a double entendre here or am I just seeing things?

yep....you are seeing things.

edwife:
How about Harrods?

harrods?
can you manage nandos or KFC?

Kimoni:
You want NL to crash again abi?

seun has invested half of his savings on new servers. NL cannot crash again.....upload the BC

edwife:
Yimu,i am tired of this line....

Come with something better.

house of fraser gift card nko?

edwife:

Coogar you crazy,by the way that vote will cost you money.You have not finish paying me for my services during omugwo.

i will transfer the cash later tonight.

Kimoni:
Wrong spelling, it's I-Peru. I'll sue you ooo

lol..you know my Ijebu is not even mixed at all

Father, mother, paternal and maternal grandparents, hubby all from this great lineage so tell me more

hehe...
provide an ample evidence....lemme see your birth certificate to be sure you are really from i-peru.

edwife:
I know,i am a witness!

The guys here have the look to back their mouths.

thank you very much for this vote of confidence.

you can always count on the fellas here - can't say the same for the females. the majority of the noisemakers are bunch of ojuju calabar.

ladygogo:
@ Damiso. I saw that. . There is no small Ijebu person shey you know.

@coogar. she said she is from Ijebu now.

iperu is not ijebu.....she's just trying to claim. only damiso & shymmex are originally from ijebu. kimoni's village is 30km away from ijebu-ode.

saintwill:
The problem man utd is facing now, and will continue to face, is the lack, or let me say absence of a game changer. man utd is full of average players with no player that can break a defence or give a defence spliting pass.

most big clubs have either one or two player that does this things in a match so they bank on them when the going gets tough.

man utd need a player with that x-factor in the team, even chelsea bank on hazard and he was the difference in the last match we played. arsenal has alexis although he does not always stand out but he is there.

chelsea can point to hazard,arsenal can also point to sanchez,mancity can point to aguero (when injury free), man utd can point to who? i know de gea was our main man last season but after him, its just an average season for rest of the players...

di maria showed a glimse of that last season i'll be hoping he hit the ground this season or maybe depay will just be the man.....


But it still remains
MAN UTD NEED THEIR MESSI

you mean you don't believe rooney is our messi? how dare you!!! rooney is the white pele......why look for our messi when we already have a pele?

chic2pimp:
Abeg you people should stop complaining and let the ladies keep wearing their sundresses.

you are a perv!

Kimoni:


You can make mouth choi

no mouth-making.....

Kimoni:

Of course Damiso. Don't mind Coogar o
I am from that South America Country that migrated to Naija but we added "I" as a prefix to our Naija town to still identify with our roots

i-peru

Ewuro4:
E don reach your place too? Thank goodness it showered a quite for a while yesterday and cooled off the ground esp for tonight's fireworks. I think you have 10% chance of rain tomorrow

Coogar ,here Sears is having an AC (central) installation package deal for $4k, and you don't have to pay for first 12months! nobody can beat that.

On a more serious note, every household need that AC even if you get to only use less. its been only couple weeks and feels like a lifetime already. Agh

Nobody wished me Happy Canada Day here , I know who my friends are on this board

$4k dollars? if you have kids at home, it's more than worth it even if you get to use the a/c for only 3 weeks in canada. this heat wave is horrible.....it killed about 1300 in pakistan last week.

naijababe:

i pity damiso with that chart. she would be reeking of punjabi kebab by the time she gets home.

naijababe:
I wonder if Coogar and Sagamite are among those people wearing ill fitting clothes on the Overground Wonlasewonimi is definitely one of them

could be us....
we work at DLR these days, canning town axis

Kimoni:


In your dreams

Let me see your legs in Mancunian land penre if I won't call the police

the great manchester police are on my payroll. they will probably arrest you instead. manchy is my hood. the only reason i didn't contest in my constituency this year is because i moved up north.

damiso:
Coogar ladygogo my ijebu sister has helped me

Kimoni are you my ijebu sister

kimoni is from osogbo

naijababe:
Mehn! Nor be small thing o. Been wearing short sleeves to work in Aberdeen of all places. That duvet will become hot in no time, I live a 3 storey house and all the bedrooms are on level 3, the heat at night will bake bread just fine

if aberdeen is this hot then there's no hope. it's time for me to run back to manchester....i have a hill-top flat somewhere there.

tearoses:
I knew there was a problem when I put the roof down and put it straight up again. This matter pass roof. Na A/C on high matter
This is hotter than lagos o! . . .to me its more like Abuja in the dry season.
Naijababe imagine Aberdeen!!!!! Aberdeen!!! Kai!
meanwhile my neighbour is installing a new patio; mixing cement and sand in the sun . . . .I just dey look am
Make e sha no collapse.

one of these days - i go just vex install a split unit. i don't care if i have to use it for just 2-3 months in a year. this heat is unbearable. i pity newlyweds.

tearoses:

You dey craze

Surprsingly ASDA has heaps of ice cubes
Usually they run out of ice cubes during hot periods
Ice cream too dey plenti

Clap for me o!
I didnt buy any
Low carb diet mode activated

there's nothing ice cubes can do to today's temp. most of the men were half-naked today on the streets. i have taken more than 12 bottles of iced water & the thirst keeps coming back. it's like a typical friday noon in lagos in the dry season.

aflyingbird:
coogar, is that how you wish someone happy birthday in your village?

we don't celebrate birthdays in my village.

where's the 2014 BMW M3 you promised me? why make promises you know you can't keep?

it was on his way but then your fellow flying birds hijacked it. they said you owe their coven some fresh human blood.

tearoses:
edwife
efemena
naijababe
coogar
wonlasewonimi
jaybee
Damiso
Tv01
sagamite

hope una dey okayy oooooo
Hope Ya'all havent melted

UK on meltdown
the temp in my car was reading between 38 and 42 degrees . . . .

On a serious note I hope people dont die o!
This must be the hottest day in history ever!
Lemme check google

the met already confirmed its the hottest july day in history. my duvet is already kept in the freezer. once it's time to sleep, i am wrapping myself with it.

flying birds now do birthdays?