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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:26pm On Jun 14, 2012
Emperoh: Whatever the English guys lose in flair they gain in technique with regards to the good ones amongst them.
Will attribute Rooney's brilliance and technique to media hype?
If they are shooting, they shoot it with some format to it. Not everyone can
Where i know they lack a lot is the issue of dribble and flair. But not all Spanish players are endowed in that region.
Everyone has been given what to survive on, make the best use of it.

Develop it and be the best at it. I do rather ascribe what is today in football to the demands
for result rather than the need to entertain. We the fans are gradually tuning our mentality to obey that
belief.

Before i deviate, i do still maintain Rooney has the talents to do what he is already doing
and needn't go anywhere
rooney cannot pass the ball when he's having a shitty day.
the difference here is their respective bottom levels.

when the continental players are having an off-day, they still
get the basic things rightly...like passing the ball, good awareness,
deft touches, etc. not so for most english players. simple things like
5-yard passes are even misplaced!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Euro 2012: Croatia Vs Spain(0 - 1) On 18th June 2012 Group C by coogar: 5:54pm On Jun 14, 2012
mukina2: half time
mukina, which is your favourite team this tourney?
Romance › Re: Relationship Dilemma by coogar: 5:49pm On Jun 14, 2012
Goldieluks: just like your brainless father used a broken condom he picked from the market square,while he was doing his day job (begging for alms)
to fucck your leprosy infested mother to produce a mutant called coogar
.
you're so lame....to qualify at all, you need to brush up
your use of english....if your parents cared about you then,
they would have put you in nursery school....but all they could
afford to give you in your formative years were pap and palm-oil...

naturally, you aren't supposed to be dumb but when a child lacks vitamins
like you did, the outcome is inevitable. you have 2 options...kill yourself
or go back to your village and kill your parents. if you ever get arrested for
the crime....quote me in court, you simpleton!

queensmith: ah ah, how on earth would you know? When you're busy with the ho's of soho and getting your south bank degree how on earth could you know? You obviously didn't go to one, you definitely haven't met anyone that went to one (since you find it very difficult to hold a decent conversation, your brain devoid of logical reasoning abilities can only resort to cheap attacks). I find it soo entertaining you and your boyfriends disbeleif of anybody that went to a university better than south bank. Its absoloutely hilarious! Were you guys really THAT low on the scale, really? Here I am hardly satisfied with my RUSSELL GROUP degree. While this fish brained fool is jumping up and down in excitement! HA! goes to show doesnt it!
you did not go to any russell group uni, stop lying!!!
councilling? really? were you born brain dead? who are you fooling?
if i am correct, ain't you ayettymama? graduate of college of education, ondo? grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Relationship Dilemma by coogar: 5:43pm On Jun 14, 2012
Goldieluks: Mentally challenged Maniac.
intellectually-sterile [color=#000000]c[/color]unt bucket!
Romance › Re: Relationship Dilemma by coogar: 5:39pm On Jun 14, 2012
Goldieluks: He was brought up in the gutters, can't you see?
He has no regard whatsoever for women because he grew up
in the bush.
goldie...your gutter status is well documented...
you're a product of a cheap-drunk [color=#000000]f[/color]uck
your mother conceived you during a [color=#000000]b[/color]ukkake gathering.

queensmith: in case you try to deny it again
you would know that wouldnt you!
a piece of information anyone can gather from newspapers!
you see - you're razz!

Goldieluks: Your mother left you a wonderful legacy,as it is.
Product of a ''picked on the floor'' condom.
just like your mother had a profound influence on you - she was a drug fiend!
Romance › Re: Relationship Dilemma by coogar: 5:36pm On Jun 14, 2012
queensmith: you say it aaaaaaal the time! aaaaaal the time. The 3 tyoes of women you know (i'm sure your mother is one too) prostitutes, skanks and hos. (additional spelling exercises for you there.)
ayettymama, go and smoke more of your father's
cremated [color=#000000]c[/color]ock....you're too intellectually-sterile
to engage me in a verbal intercourse...nor be your type, abeg!

you and goldie belong to the same sewer!
buncha moronic, idotic, priggish, pseudo-lifestyle peasants!
without the internet, i would be tossing pound coins to you losers so you
can have your breakfast!
Romance › Re: Relationship Dilemma by coogar: 5:33pm On Jun 14, 2012
queensmith: Ah, you can add that to your list of achievements! ‘Corrected the spelling of a Russell Group alumni’ that will surely earn you more points than your useless south bank degree.
Hell, you can even use queensmith as a reference. I will be sure to do you some justice ‘yes he serves well for a rabid animal. He may have the mental capacity of a toad but he can spell a word or 2. Hire him with the appropriate dog taming equipment’.
an alumni of a russell group would not make such a gaffe on a public forum...that's the point!
you have never been inside the 4 walls of any citadel of learning in the russell group!
stop lying to yourself and wear your u-e-l pride like a badge of honour!
Romance › Re: Relationship Dilemma by coogar: 5:31pm On Jun 14, 2012
Idowuogbo: Bcus u suffering from Dylexsia don't mean everyone is as slow as u.Mama goldie! U need help, I think a slug laid eggs in ur brain.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Euro 2012 All-Action Thread by coogar: 5:23pm On Jun 14, 2012
dayokanu: People just like to come up with lame excuses

last world cup it was because Germans were used to jabulani, This one it was because they were fresh

When germany crashed out of the groups in Euro 2000 and Euro 2004, Were their players not fresh or didnt they have a winter break?

Silly excuses all round
did germany win the last world cup or what are you talking about?
we are talking about the number of games played in england and spain.

players in the continent are fresher than the english players...i cannot
remember any competition england did not lose a player or two to injuries
Romance › Re: Relationship Dilemma by coogar: 5:21pm On Jun 14, 2012
queensmith: you would say that, and soho and allen avenue, you'se seen them all. Well done, well done to you!
i pay attention to my immediate environment, do you?
let me call your shrink...you need "councilling" grin grin grin grin grin

ayettymama.....your armoury of grammatical bullets makes a
mockery of all the ammunitions used in libya!

councilling? somebody hold my chest...i am spazzing out! cheesy grin
Romance › Re: Relationship Dilemma by coogar: 5:16pm On Jun 14, 2012
queensmith: you are obviously the one with no mother and no home training, what else can explain the need to pay for sex? The desperate plea for attention all about the gaff. When your tiny dick fails. You obviously need a mother in your life. . . . and a nice phuck up the arse. Pray your faggit friend delivers it to you soon You need it!
Describe yourself further, brain dead lunatic! You think every woman is like the idiots that flock south bank? mshew!
i really think you often smoke your mother's pubes...
where did i ever say i paid for sex? did a gerbil crawl up
your arse?

queensmith, i have seen more intelligent silverback apes @
chester zoo...your idiocy in megawatts would solve all the
electricity problems in africa.
Romance › Re: Relationship Dilemma by coogar: 5:12pm On Jun 14, 2012
Romance › Re: Relationship Dilemma by coogar: 5:07pm On Jun 14, 2012
queensmith: you need alot of help, i'll tell brixtonyute to take you along to his councilling sessions.
councilling sessions?
this is pure sex!

and this trick keeps saying she went to an ivy league college?

queensmith: YOU PHUCK £5 DISEASE RIDDEN HORES!!! YOU PHOCK HORES! YOU PAY WOMEN TO HAVE SEXWITH YOU! WHAT IS GREAT ABOUT THAT! YOU ARE A DOG! FILTHY DISEASE INFESTED DOG! slowpoke OF ALL TIME! CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ARE THE LOWEST OF THE LOW! WELL DONE!
ladies who [color=#000000]w[/color]hore at soho are loads better than you.
90% of them are privately-educated and they exude class.
i expect you to think they are like your ilk on allen avenue.....
Romance › Re: Relationship Dilemma by coogar: 5:05pm On Jun 14, 2012
queensmith: we're you born this stupid or did your parents refuse to make the right sacrifices? Did they wash your head in the wrong river? Did your mother sin against the gods?
ivy league graduate does not even know the difference between were and we're...shaking ma head!
had your mother taken the right pills when you were lying in a foetal position in her belly, you
wouldn't be this idiotic...you were probably sired by a lunatic...the poison in his testicles must
have been responsible for your brain-dead status.

Did I say i went to Bimingham you demented phool? Is your boyfriend not jumpin about the gaff just because someone said he went to birmingham! if birmingham is a huge deal to you i don't even need to be exchanging words. You are obviously a wretched scumbag who has amounted to nothing in life. Disgusting piece of shyte. I've never come across anyone as pathetic and sad as you, shior!
maybe that's because you are yet to meet your father.... wink
he puts the i in irresponsibility.
Romance › Re: Relationship Dilemma by coogar: 5:01pm On Jun 14, 2012
Goldieluks: Am sure he talks with spit running out of his imbecilic mouth.
That pig brain.
tape it shut, you sty occupant...
Romance › Re: Relationship Dilemma by coogar: 4:57pm On Jun 14, 2012
queensmith: lol, soo tru. He's old lonely and pathetic, one can hardly blame him
lonely and pathetic....when i [color=#000000]f[/color]uck your superiors every night?
queensmith, hang yourself and pray you get a better life than what
nature has bestowed on you. you are a pasty [color=#000000]c[/color]untbucket.

Goldieluks: hahahahaha just like the social services deprived you off your children huh??
We know, your case is different and special, you always visits your children once every week
under the supervision of social services, your dementia is killing you slowly,Obviously.
and another one.....
this one na serious firewood backghround vermin!
Romance › Re: Relationship Dilemma by coogar: 4:55pm On Jun 14, 2012
Goldieluks: what did the old fool studiedhuhhuh am sure he graduated since 1917.
another grammatical bullet from the kerosene backgrounded Arrow!
keep them coming....
Romance › Re: Relationship Dilemma by coogar: 4:52pm On Jun 14, 2012
Goldieluks: Arse kissing maggot,i can see you. attention seeking hoe , fall back!!!
go and tend to your children before social services take them from you.
you are too old to be blogging...you were cursed with the rotten luck
of being born in the wrong century, you obdurate [color=#000000]w[/color]anker!

queensmith: listen to yourself phool, with a south bank degree what would you know about ivy league? What could you possibly know! Your gay of a boyfriend busy hating on someone that went to BIRMINGHAM, hehe muniru ati ambali, two demented fools, running around the place like you have something, you have NOTHING!
better sit down and learn from those that are better than you! Arrow!
you went to birmingham, so what's the biggie?
you wanna mess around with someone who schooled in a uni that has
produced 25 nobel-prize winners? birmingham would be ashamed of you...
a lascivious nitwit that does not know the difference between your and you're
Romance › Re: Relationship Dilemma by coogar: 4:50pm On Jun 14, 2012
Goldieluks: where do you expect me to wear the gloves? on your dick??
I SAID BOXING GLOVES, NOT CONDOM. DIRTY MINDED TRANNY...
Goldieluks: I smell defeat...coogar I WANT TO BEAT YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS.
Fix a date!
Goldieluks: stop flattering yourself fool, i would put on a boxing
gloves.
Who wants to touch your disgusting wrinkled body, huh?? who??
shocked shocked
so bare hands is equal to wearing boxing gloves, goldieluks cameroon? grin
death!
Romance › Re: Relationship Dilemma by coogar: 4:47pm On Jun 14, 2012
queensmith: razz razz? When your parents were born razz? You think i come from south bank? You and who? Abeg go and talk to the ho's you PAY in soho. here's some change. . . . *throws pennies at the nigga*
sagamite and i found out you did not go to any ivy college.
you went to u-e-l in barking...where idiotic peops like yourself
would easily find admission.

Goldie abeg spare the phool what you can so he can pay his HIV invested whores to talk to him some more.
as long as it's not your diseased tampon socket....ruminant animal.
if there's anything called the after life, i have no doubt in my mind
you would be fellating on satan himself while being fisted by afghanistan
terrorists.
Romance › Re: Relationship Dilemma by coogar: 4:44pm On Jun 14, 2012
coogar: wearing boxing gloves is different from beating someone with your bare hands.
you see, you still need that brighter grammar book. cheesy grin
adult education calls.
queensmith: my name in your herpes riddled mouth thunder fire you.
Dirty disgusting Arrow. eurgh! everyone can smell the chlymidia leaking from your arss at a high rate.
nasty eediot!
ayettymama, your case is slightly different...
you're razz, you're a spaz - at worst, you're an arse.
Romance › Re: Relationship Dilemma by coogar: 4:42pm On Jun 14, 2012
Goldieluks: stop flattering yourself fool, i would put on a boxing
gloves. Who wants to touch your disgusting wrinkled body, huh?? who??
shocked shocked
wearing boxing gloves is different from beating someone with your bare hands.
you see, you still need that brighter grammar book. cheesy grin
adult education calls.
Romance › Re: Relationship Dilemma by coogar: 4:39pm On Jun 14, 2012
Goldieluks: I smell defeat...coogar I WANT TO BEAT YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS.
Fix a date!
goldie wants to touch me with her bare hands..
it would be an embarrassment to my persona if i am spotted with a low-life like yourself.
with all due respect, [color=#000000]f[/color]uck off!

queensmith: of course you do, often mentioning your £5 per head 'scallywags' in soho. You dirty dirty sod. Dont even try and deny it! Eurgh, can just smell the stds off you! hmph!
queensmith, just because i won't let you gimme some brain you are still hurt?
hurt because i don't want you to rub my seeds in your [color=#000000]p[/color]ussy to get yourself pregnant?
my kid would learn nothing from a pasty [color=#000000]c[/color]untbucket like yourself
Romance › Re: Relationship Dilemma by coogar: 4:31pm On Jun 14, 2012
Goldieluks: No need to boast about it, lets meet somewhere in central.
I will make sure i beat you to pulp in the eyes of your wives and kids.
We won't be alone, so you don't go on carrying dirty rumors. Am dead serious, you
need a hot slap on your remaining 11 teeth. old git.
i can see the euphoria coursing through your veins.
contrary to what you think, i don't meet with scallywags with buck-tooth.
i was only twisting your [color=#000000]n[/color]ipple.
Romance › Re: Relationship Dilemma by coogar: 4:23pm On Jun 14, 2012
Goldieluks: You are only but a confused retardeen.
try a more bogus explanation next time, waste product of a wasted generation.
it seems your cerebellum and your thalamus have swapped positions in your brain-box.

goldieluks, don't vent your sexually-frustrated life on the internet.
where do you wanna meet me? pick the date and the venue....if i
don't put you to eternal rest within 30 secs, i owe you a facial
reconstruction surgery.... grin cheesy
Romance › Re: Relationship Dilemma by coogar: 4:16pm On Jun 14, 2012
Goldieluks: so i now have a spouse huh??
i thought i was a 45 years old pros.titute according to
expired retired waste professor coogar. Professor of e-fights,mainly focused on women.
confused much??.
of course, the father of your children is your spouse.
if you pay attention to details, you would know i mentioned
your spouse in the previous pages and yes, a 45-yr-old [color=#000000]p[/color]rostitute
can have a spouse!

buncha scrounging mongrels. grin
Romance › Re: Relationship Dilemma by coogar: 3:57pm On Jun 14, 2012
Idowuogbo: Spouse ke? She don hook ni! See me tinking Jaybee posted on her behalf. grin
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Romance › Re: Relationship Dilemma by coogar: 3:48pm On Jun 14, 2012
Fourcade: @goldieluks...Funny signature...just cant stop laffin ooo grin grin grin
she wants to meet me online by force....
goldie even aspires to touch me with her leprous hands. grin cheesy
i am amused by this attache by force...i think goldie wants to dump her spouse.
Romance › Re: Relationship Dilemma by coogar: 3:44pm On Jun 14, 2012
agog: she should keep the baby. abortion at 30+ may adversely affect her to conceive in the future.
it would definitely ruin her chance to conceive....no doubt about it.
no qualified doctor would even do such without telling her the risks involved.
Romance › Re: Relationship Dilemma by coogar: 3:41pm On Jun 14, 2012
blank: Everybody is making their own assumptions and I can as well make mine based on similar stories I have heard.

She is desperate now for a man and the guy is taking full advantage of it.
if she allowed the pregnancy, how has she been taken advantage of?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 3:38pm On Jun 14, 2012
Emperoh: Coogar,

That doesn't guarantee anything going abroad at a young age.
I am one of the strong believers of the fact that every country offers something.
If England wants to offer anything to footie, they should develop their 'headless chicken' football.

For all we know, Spain was effectively undone by Italy's tact and technique despite all their build up play.
U need to find what works for you rather than copy anyone who walks past u with an attractive insignia.
Football today is more of result than entertainment. That is why we enjoy two games featuring two sides with different technique.
For me, Rooney needn't go anywhere. Man U is a diverse team with different nationalities bring something to the table.

Fergie used English players all through to play flair, fast and entertaining football.
Think of Giggsy's runs? Beckham's kick. Sheringham's poaching and sniper techniques, Schole's pin point passing
Gary's tenacity and i can go on. The English side are unique. What they gain in club football they lose in National team just as Germans gain in national footie and lose prominence in club footie. Until two years ago, Spain were perennial under-achievers with all their play, talent and finesse.
So what is it?
the striker-less formation undid spain.
when navas(genuine width) and torres(striker) came on, italy
had no solution to the wave of attacks. with the strikerless
formation, the middle was crowded and iniesta/xavi had little
space to craft their arts...with a striker running towards goal,
defenders are forced to defend deep, leaving the middle a bit free
for xaviesta to cause some havoc.

english players were trained to be strong, run harder, kick harder,
tackle harder. there's no flair or finesse in what they do. sometimes
you want to pay and enjoy good football not the blood and thunder football
most english players tend to play. in united, giggs, scholes and probably joe
cole have flair in their play. the others are just pathetic. to control the ball
is even difficult for half of them. why do you think i like berbatov? any striker
can shoot at goal and score. not all of them are blessed with tekkers....

france outpassed and outpossessed england. 65% to 35%. if england meet spain,
i expect 97%-3%. that's simply not good enough. we hail this league as the best
league in the world and yet the english players exude dross in every tournament.
english players are bullies. other countries applaud style, panache and class..
the english fans applaud hard tackles, clearing to row z and giving the ball away.

in xavi's words...
Maybe it's the culture, I don't know, but in England you're warriors.
You watch Liverpool and Carragher wins the ball and boots it into the stands and
the fans applaud. There's a roar! They'd never applaud that here.
Romance › Re: Relationship Dilemma by coogar: 3:24pm On Jun 14, 2012
Idowuogbo: Mama goldie,hide ur face jare! David cameroon and Ludacris u no! Kai! U fawcked up!

U beta log off and go pick up key stage 3 in English abeg!
or brighter grammar. grin grin grin grin grin

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