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Miroslav klose: if i had posted this, i would have been called all sorts of names.who is this? 34th birthday? you dey craze! |
dayokanu: Mukina laughing is an evidence? How unsmart39 min Is it me or is Mario Gomez a bit of a donkey? He has just missed another chance. Robben's excellent lobbed pass freed Ribery on the left of the box. He shanked his shot across goal, and Gomez miscontrolled it eight yards from goal at the far post. It was a nasty ball to deal with – pacy and bouncing – but I know what Lionel Messi or Carlton Cole would have done with it. 42 min: GOMEZ MISSES AGAIN! What a chance this is! The move began Robben moved infield from the right and stabbed a short pass towards Muller. He fell over under a challenge from the increasingly clumsy Luiz right on the edge of the area – that might have been a penalty, you know, although I'd like to see it again – and the ball ran square to Gomez. He dummied Cahill expertly to create a clear shooting opportunity ... and then blootered it into orbit from 12 yards. 46 min Welcome to part two of The Comedy Stylings of Mario Gomez, in which a German striker misses 47 sitters before Chelsea win the European Cup through a last-minute goal from Frank Lampard. What's the German for Carroll? http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/may/19/champions-league-final-chelsea-bayern-live |
nateevs: On the contrary, you are the one isolating games.how many times have arsenal beaten stoke in the premier league? that's not isolated....that particular fixture is a pain in the neck for wenger particularly at the britannia stadium. how many of the big teams won @ the britannia this season? none! that is not isolated or coincidental. the resilent teams are very difficult to beat when they set their stall to be unbeaten. |
dayokanu: Shouldnt the Gomez goal cancelled been an advantage played?it should but the referee blew way before he scored.... portugal's problem is lack of a world class centre-forward bento should have played ronaldo as a striker flanked by nani, simao, quaresma or coentrao. |
dayokanu: Tell us one single chance Gomez missed in the final that is worse than a penaltyplenty of them. go to the match-day thread and read. mukina laughed her head off that night....making fun of gomez who looked like bambi on ice whenever he had the opportunity to score. |
dayokanu: A penalty is a chance you get vs the keeper alone no one rushing youyou're funny....there are chances in open play that if a player misses is worse than missing a penalty. penalty is from 12 yards and a keeper in position. which is more difficult to score? torres' miss against man utd or schweinsteiger beating cech in position from 12 yards? |
nateevs: Dude it's all about the setup. Suckers for English football don't see football any other way.how come these resilent teams batter arsenal fc(the closest team to barcelona) everyday of the week? how did chelsea manage to eliminate barcelona over 2 legs? for every highly technical team that has beaten the mechanical one, i can bring out 5 mechanical teams that have beaten the artistes of the game. stop isolating games like stoke/valencia....bilbao/man utd! inter won the champions league in 2010 destroying teams of artistes like barcelona and bayern! |
dayokanu: Dont these same dead ball takers like Rooney, Vab persie , Ronaldo take penalties? And who does penalty stats favour?there are more free-kicks taken than penalties....and they still miss these penalties messi missed like 8 in the concluded season...you cannot compare the shots ronaldo take from 20-40 yard freekick to the chances gomez has missed in the 6-yard box. both would count as shots off target but the difficulty level of ronaldo's shots are much higher than that of gomez. that is the point i am trying to raise. some of gomez's misses in the final against chelsea are even worse than missing a penalty. |
sleekdot: Bring any stat you have out. and lets see. Gomez doesnt take any setpiece. he isnt even the choice penalty taker So what other strikers gain from Penalties he loses. yet he outscores them all.you don't get it.....the players who take set pieces(chiefly freekicks) don't score from every kick they take but those set-pieces still count as shots attempted. in that wise, the stats would favour gomez whose goals are purely from open play. |
ritchboy: Can you define "skilful"? In any definition Figo is at the "top tier". Forget e-diotic step-overs/flicks, Figo's natural tekkers shyte on Ronaldo/Nani every day of the week. AS IN LUIS FIGO!?!?!?luis figo's tekkers shyte on nani? figo is like george finidi. he does nothing special. run with the ball, dribble and that's it. the skill nani used to [color=#000000]r[/color]ape clichy and nasri @ the emirates some seasons ago is something figo can only dream of. |
dayokanu: Show us all European strikers goal per shots taken And you would notice that Gomez is top 5but that would be tedious.....some of these strikers are set-piece takers which gomez isn't. ronaldo takes about 30 freekicks per game...and they all count as shots! gomez doesn't.....so we won't get anything credible unless we isolate those shots and take out the ones from open play and compare to gomez's. van persie, rooney, ibra, messi, ronaldo are set-piece takers. |
dayokanu: Were you not telling us that Gomez scores a lot because he gets super deliveries from Robben? I just dey look you then.i said credits should be given to ribery/robben for creating that many chances for gomez. gomez's goal conversion is 10% and yet he still scores bazillion of goals. Shey you don see how Robben "assists" his striker?why should people appreciate gomez more? he's shyte. he scores only one goal from 15 chances. The Robben cut in and shoot doesnt even seem to work anymorerobben is a rich man's pius ikedia. |
chic2pimp: They could keep playing from today til tommorrow and the Dutch would still not score.van persie has let his country down again for the umpteenth time. how many goal attempts now? 20, 21? yet no meaningful shot on target to even work the danish keeper. |
dayokanu: How many goals Van Puccii score for his CL career? Na to score against those hopeless EPL teams he sabidayokanu....arjen robben is very useless. for all his industry and mercurial skills, he lacks football intelligence. when he cuts in, why doesn't he look up to find a man in the box instead of shooting off target all the time? |
what a delightful pass from wesley sneijder. christ almighty....sneijder is a beast.... he must have used a protractor to measure the angle and the distance before threading it to huntelaar. |
ritchboy: Rubbish. Let's even assume this is true, the mandate of an AM is not to "hold position". While Cesc will be busy supplying assists and making good runs into the area to score goals, Xavi would be too preoccupied "holding position", maybe he is too disciplined!this is tournament football.....the difference between winning and losing is a fine line: things like giving the ball away. that was what ruined cesc against barcelona @ nou camp when he was still a gunner. cesc is more likely to give the ball away with his risky/hollywood passes than xavi and iniesta. https://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/tumblr_l9lgi6vkKr1qzx2fh.gifpass completion stats 92.4% - xavi 92.7% - thiago 91.9% - seydou keita 91.5% - busquets 89.7% - iniesta 88.1% - xabi alonso 86.9% - cesc as far as passing the ball is concerned, cesc is the worst midfielder in barcelona. xabi alonso even posts a better passing stats. |
ritchboy: Ibime is the only nucca making brain here. . .i did not say they aren't skilful....i said they are not in the top tier of the skilful players in europe. you wouldn't put anyone up there with berbatov....would you? not to talk of nani, cristiano, okocha, van persie, ozil, etc. |
van persie was free on the left channel...a cursory glance and a deft pass woulda set van persie through on goal..... |
robben is so selfish! |
ritchboy: Bontee is just saying what I've been telling Coogar and co for the last four years:cesc has no discipline to hold position, xavi does. cesc cannot retain possession, xavi can. it's a no brainer....xavi must always start... |
IZUKWU: I had a funny experience yesterday. Never experienced such before. I want to give the details and i want you to criticize me and tell me where i went wrong or could have done better. I was with my gf in her friends house and some people were calling her to come and see them,in her house ,i was suspicious and i carried her there and it was her ex bf. According to her he started cheating on her after he bought a car and she cut the r/ship ,this was about 7 months ago,before i came into the scene. The guy has been wanting to come back but the girl refused . So today he came with a friend . Though we didn't met the friend when we came. My girl pleaded that i should give her time to talk with her ex. I gave her thirty minutes and they went out and stayed almost 4hrs and when they came back to her house around 12 a.m. The guy refuse to goto his house that their gate would have been locked by then. And refused that the girl will follow me home.the person my girl is staying with ,only her boy of about thirteen year is around and is a heavy sleeper and didn't wake to open the door for her. So we have to keep a wake keep at their passage till around 2 a.m when i left to goto my house and sleep so that i can goto work today. My girl has told the guy that she is now with me.the guy said that that should be from tomorrow that this night he will not respect that. I have gone over the incidents in my head trying to see how i could have done better. May be i should have asserted myself more. If i had known initially before leaving her friends house that it was to see her ex, i would not have allowed her . But the deed is done . Has any experienced such before and how did you handle it. My r/ship with the girl is about 3 months old and all three of us are in our late twenties. Will they do anything behind my back . According to my girl he wanted her to follow him home but she refused.what would you have done in my shoes ?invite this babe over....go on a marathon sex. [color=#000000]f[/color]uck this babe and dump her via text message. if you have to deal with this rubbish barely 3 months into the relationship then heaven help you and your happiness in the future. |
ronkebp: NAAA dance be this abi na wetinproper alanta dance-steps. |
ronkebp: This thread is funny.............https://threadbombing.com/data/media/2/weird_dance.gif |
taryour: Read this from somewhere,would av put d source but i cant get to do it.cheating on his wife did not save his life. he never planned on travelling. he only lied he was. the husband never bought a ticket or had any intention of getting on board....so how did cheating save his life? as a woman, i would castrate him manually! |
chic2pimp: First of all Rivaldo.drogba has produced more moments of individual skill than rivaldo. as a defender, how do you defend that? or drogba's header against bayern when mourinho was still there.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQGYvOMiKBI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etKJm7i0K6I&feature=related check out goal#16 @ 1.42 secs. drogba made oliver khan look [color=#000000]s[/color]tupid. Now unto Kaka, while he may not have the fanciful leg over skills of Ronaldo, to say he is not skilful is absurd.that o'shea has nutmegged figo before doesn't make him skilful. every footballer has basic skillz....it is the players that do the outrageous ones consistently we are talking about here. kaka, figo, rivaldo don't even have 1/10th of berbatov's skills to start with. Abeg Let Drogba compete with his mates. The Likes of Gomez and Andy Carroll.drogba is 5000 times better than caroll and twice better than mario go-miss! |
chic2pimp: Those three were skilful abeg.kaka is skilful? kaka has no flair my friend. drogba and kaka would be in the same tier... i would also include rivaldo in their colony. does kaka have any dribbling skills, leg over, flair, those fanciful tricks known to nani/ronaldo or the trickery of david silva going one wy and using the outside of his leg to pass to an overlapping player? abeggi.... |
dayokanu: Watch how Newcastle would come and buy Diouf in 2 yrs time to be the new Demba ba or papiss Cissewe shall welcome him back to old trafford! |
nateevs: I withdraw that statement as Cannavaro works against that assertion.what flair has rivaldo and kaka got in comparison to your nani, iniesta, messi or ozil? |
nateevs: Hence the word "most".kaka, cannavaro, george weah, luis figo, rivaldo, lothar matthaus! |
chic2pimp: I wonder why so many people think that skillful, technical and flashy WILL EQUAL not effective.how skilled is pippo inzaghi or toto schillaci? ![]() |
he wasn't getting any game time and i know the dude is good. diouf is a premier league forward who just needs run of games to find his bearing. unfortunately, man utd was the wrong club for him to join. you have to be better than messi to command a shirt @ old trafford! |
Ibime: Ashley Young is your 4th striker, especially with Kagawa around to take an extra place in midfield or on the wings.diouf has been sold since when? ![]() ibime must be living in another planet... chamotex got into fergie's head to sell diouf for £1.5m in january. |
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