₦airaland Forum

Shymm3x:
I think basement kind of pushed them to the background - with Shaggy, Beenie man, elephant man et al taking over.

i think the older cats were better....
shaggy's generation westernised dancehall too much. i would rather listen to shabba ranks, mad cobra, buju banton than beenie man/elephant man.

you remember "boom bye bye"?

edwife:
Lol,you are the clown

sambarry is my pal.
she used to take my ex-girlfriend to balogun market to buy organza lace.

mrwonlasewonie:
nope! I'm not bipolar. On the contrary drinking reasonably makes you feel on top of the world

as per pastor taking me for deliverance is he all this pastor give it to me?

no vex, sambarry!
let's sign a peace treaty. i am tired of fighting you. i want to join your owambeism group.

Shymm3x:
Lol, the best of the Caribbean Islands - inna ah ah. Jamaica, we nuh goin down...brapppppp!

Let me return the favour!

Buju Banton - Champion
Barrington Levy - Murderer
Sizzla - Dry Cry

Enjoy this classic:

Chaka Demus & Pliers - Murder She Wrote


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-av7F1JBmj4

haha!
i have this album too. there are some gems in that album. what happened to this duo? they used to be the king of dancehall in the early 90s.

2CatWoman:
I guess it depends on how much the man wants to be with the woman. Dinachi's experiences aside, maybe ladies (who are sexually active) should use this as a test to confirm if the man is seriously into them .

it depends on how much the girl has given... it also depends on her hygiene. most men would go down on their women if the favour is returned.

it's no biggie!

edwife:
coogar you have started again,by the way how do you know she attends owambe parties?do you go with her?

sambarry is a celebrity!
every time i watch BENTV/AIT for naija events, she's always in attendance.

mrwonlasewonie:
and what are the side effects?


its good to learn how to twerk, shake and jiggle the a55 well


Great exercise
that's what you learn at owanmbe parries

you are bi-polar!
you need spiritual deliverance. i know a pastor who can deliver you but he must sleep with you first.

are you game?

edwife:
Eh ehe i knew it,being naughty as usual....

sambarry is a troll!
i knew it had to be her. owambe parties should be banned in nigeria. the side effects are so obvious in sambarry's life.

Shymm3x:
Darn! I forgot the great Warren G - time to regulate.

It is the G-funk session! Lol

haha!
i even have something more funkier. i am digging the crates.

njokusboy:
You also need to allow him respond and speak for himself... You be him mama?
When a woman runs around defending a man, wahala dey be dat... e dey pain you pass the bereaved sef

that's because she has no life outside of NL. all she does is blow bubbles in the arsë of that hermaphrodite. i curse all the men that have brought undiluted misery in the lives of the women on this section.

bunch of sadistic skets!

kr0ne:
Coogar, have u seen or read Supermiy's bars before? You just killed that nigga before arrival.

someone has to pair with him

sinizia:
I was hoping you would pair me with that greenhorn, Danbrowndmf so i destroy him. But I'm glad you didn't, i need to bring my A-game and be serious as Gladys is involved.

i hope you don't lose to a femcee....

2CatWoman:
You seem to have a lot of experience with pu.ssy, please tell me you are a gynaecologist otherwise....

Actually main reason men don't like going down on women is cos of selfishness as there is no physical pleasure in it for the man.

that's so untrue.....
men derive pleasure from pleasuring their women.

kr0ne:
Did you actually pit Supermiy against Max? Chai!

yes...
i used a software for the pairings.

sinizia:
Coogar is heartless. He gave me Gladyys. ;DI was hoping to decapitate Danbrowndmf.

heartless?

i think darkrebel should explain what 10 bars is. any stretching would attract automatic disqualification and a one month ban.

all participants should take note.
10 bars = 10 bars.

Stillfire:
Lol, you think if Christian Grey was poor and ugly he would be granted such liberties?

so women are attracted to the money, not the man?

I just remembered my mills and boon, harlequin, historical romance, etc days...tehehehe
The other problem and reality is that men are not mind-readers, and have the tendency to be abusive with such fantasies. They don't just get it. There's a mood for that kind of se.x, and most men antennae can't even perceive such mood. What a bore!

it's your duty to communicate - don't just expect men to know the exact mood you are in. we are not omnipotent. if you want it rough, say so.

Stillfire:
Lol, they didn't abuse it abeg. The white men were coming from a place where women did not have as much power as in Igboland. We proudly participated in the politics of the land.
Initially, they even thought it was Igbo men that was causing the riots and destroying their colonial institutions, but later found out it was Igbo women acting on their own bidding.
My dad always reminisces and says Awka women were strong and no man wanted to get into their bad book!
Our forefathers were attracted to strong women, not all these sissies we have on NL today seeking for fragile oyibo femininity. The African woman is a symbol of regal strength.

so beating up widows out of malice is not an abuse?

AdeLaNa1:
Just look at.....
191!!!!!! U've no reason not to bulldoze ur way to the Div 1 title

unfortunately, the nuccas i have been meeting actually do have better teams. their front 3 is always messi-suarez-neymar.

i am making a genuine challenge to break into the top division today though. waiting for my players to cop their loyalty

moonraker:
I swear, EA has reduced the pack weights on PC....What the hell.....

everyone says that.....
it's the timing that matters. the first 15 mins of the TOTS release & the last hour before another TOTS release are the best poaching period. one pack gave me 3 TOTS players. i nearly choked on my laughter.

the fixtures would be announced very soon. darkrebel should check his fax machine - interesting match-ups are forth coming.

Stillfire:
This even works perfectly for my agenda because I believe women should determine their own fate just as their foremothers. Now, when we talk about our feminine issues on marriage etc here on NL, I hope you men butt out of such discussions. We are taking back being the decider of our fates as our foremothers did! Whatever we decide we would let you know in the general town meeting. And any angst towards our decisions would be met with boycotts.

one of the reasons that power was taken away from them in the first place was because the women largely abused it.

beating up widows, making them do unspeakable things, levying sub-taxes on the bride price, etc. the system was barbaric. the white men had to send the foremothers back to the kitchen.

Shymm3x:
Word!!

I need to go get all my old school g-funk tracks out, and dust the cobwebs - west west y'all. Next week should be for the East Coast

Spice 1, DOC, MC Eiht, Mac Dre, WC, Big Syke, Cypress Hill, Coolio, Dj Quik, Kurupt and Daz, xhibit, Lady of Rage, King Tee, Mac 10, Nate Dogg, Rass Kass, Tone Loc, etc...

And not forgetting the legends - Ice Cube, 2pac, Snoop, and Dr Dre.

i am also at home with west coast nuccas - from santa clarita valley to the dirty parts of south central LA.

geekybabe: I am a young vibrant lady..full of hopes and dreams and ambition yet to materialize to the world. I intend to make so much impact in my generation and touch lives extensively. I have not even started. I don't want to be placed on a curse or reproach that would shunt the process God has already started.

You never told me you were married, but somhow in our conversations you mentioned your wife. Not once or twice. Not that I am angry or anything but I just want you and the world to knw that not every single girl is greedy and clingy and desperate.

did you shäg the mystery married man before you discovered he was married? just go straight to the point instead of posting an epistle to the ephesians.

Shymm3x:
Yeppity yeah, Queen's finest. R.I.P Freaky Tah.

Only Mr. Cheeks had a decent career out of all of them - "lights, camera, action" is still my tune till this day.

Do you remember this tune below?

Lil' Kim - The Jump Off ft Mr. Cheeks


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37bRlLzE43E

of course.....
it was sampled from the song i was asking you about. one of them died & the group fell apart from there. i am dedicating this month to the 90s. strictly hip hop of the 90s

Shymm3x:
Coogar
Shyte, since I'm a West Coast head - you know I gotta hit you back with the WC version of "Lost Boyz".
Where Luniz at, with Yukmouth? - classic!
I got five on it - enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyDqoLimejg

haha!
i remember this back then on MTV. damn, this was when the rap industry made sense.

Stillfire:
Deciding the severity of the crime is appropriately under the jurisdiction of the judicial arm of governance, not the legislative arm.
The question now is who is more likely to make the law in a patriarchal system in Igbo land circa 1500? Is it men or women? lol
100% MEN!!!!!!!!!!

the women made it:
the umuadas were very powerful - something you had reiterated time & time again: issues concerning womanhood were left for them to handle.

•adultery
•marriage rites
•motherhood
•widowhood

men had no say in any of the 4 events above. women decided the way they wanted to live until the missionary came to scrap the whole tradition.

Stillfire:
Exactly enforcement, not the one who makes up the law.
For example Umuada were the Police- A police force is a constituted body of persons empowered by the state to enforce the law.
Now who makes the Law? The legislative arm comprised of MEN. Patriarchy is to blameeeeeeeeeeeeeee 100%.

you woulda been right if the article didn't also state the umuadas determine the severity of the mourning process. so they are not only the executioner, they are the judge & the jury as well.

i laughed out loud when i read the part where they take vengeance if the widow wasn't in good rapport with them when the hubby was still alive.......in some cases, the umuadas actually beat up the widow.

the police only make arrests, they do not decide the severity of the punishment so your analogy doesn't quite fit. women are responsible for women's woes. men have little to do with it.

Stillfire:
Women were and are the foot soldiers of the patriarchal system that allowed all of these to occur.

umuadas are the enforcement agency. emphasis on enforcement!

seriously, you should give up now.

Now after these women have realize their mistakes marrying an abusive man they want divorce, some even don't want divorce they stay because he's rich, some because of the society stigma and many religious clerics are not even helping they will tell them to be patient and pray while she's in the marriage receiving the beaten of her life.

from my experience, every woman fantasises to be ravished the way a lion mauls a buffalo. the only problem is - they want the choice of who would ravish them as theirs. so if any man who doesn't fit into that fantasy tries it, it's rape & he would go to prison deservedly. if it's a man that fits the picture then it's sweet love making.

cococandy:
I know.
The same way I stay in London.
Via nairaland

you stay in london?
have you met the queen yet?

Stillfire:
Who sanctioned those dead body bath drinking sessions? Definitely a sadistic Chief Priest with a dangling and reckless anatomy in his groin.
All these are man's 'generous' gifts to women under the institution of PATRIARCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And because women are afraid to be tagged rebels (like my proud rebellious honorable self )of the patriarchal system, they follow the rules to the T to please people like you.

chief priest? in the matters that concern widowhood? that's not how it works.....

read this piece - this is why everyone of us here should be scared of cococandy as the #1 umuada of igbo region.

cococandy:
Ask coogar for example of he will be willing to go back to live permanently in Nigeria
With free ticket o.

See what he says.

look at you - i stay in nigeria.

Stillfire:
Jay Z is not the man then. #goingbacktohatingeverythinghiphopmode.

he's the man!
he waited till the wedding night #wink wink#

mrsmith11:
If bride price is 1k for example
What about the celebration like logistic,entertainment and son on

the bride's family takes care of celebration, logistic, entertainment.....the guy can just add what he deems necessary.

elampiro:
I did not call opta oputa. I called whoscored oputa when you were erroneously telling us whoscored players rating was opta's players rating. How can you say I never knew football stat existed? Ukwu!!!

you called opta oputa!
don't even come here to lie about that. you never heard of opta until you got on NL. your source of info was facebook or ESPN.

In respect of opta Assists vs Eufa Assists dat, as far as March April last year, I was monitoring Rooney's dominance in champions league Assists in both OPTA and Eufa Website. I knew the difference from both figures.

that is a lie - you were not monitoring nada. you didn't even know what a key pass was, now you are claiming to be god of stats.

It was me who pointed to you that whoscored and opta are two different companies with separate purposes.

you are a pathological liar.
when did i ever say whoscored was opta? i said whoscored use opta stats to compute their data to rate players. why are you twisting the facts when i can dig up your old posts to expose you?

You are a big cheat. You are a real Tortoise.

Common sense should tell that when OPTA data is being used, you should stick to it throughout and argument. Many times you switched, you misled readers, until I had to explain to them you were using two separate data sources.

shut up your mouth, you old fool.
the only discrepancy in all football stats is the assist. everything else is consistent. opta stats count only intentional passes that leads to goals as assists.

the other side count other things as assists. it's either one or the other - if my assist stats do not agree with yours, common sense should already tell you that i am using the other standard.

it's no rocket science but seeing that you dropped out of school in form-3(before the 6-3-3-4), it's not surprising you have a problem with logic.