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dayokanu: You know Mata doesnt play well when Chelsea decides to bunker.

How do you want mata to be running after Kroos or Robben

You see how useless Mata was vs barca

mata was useless against barcelona as there was no need
for his creativity. chelsea did not play to create chances,
they played to stop barcelona from playing.

Targets Identified - David Gill

“It turned into a very difficult afternoon but that’s football for you,” said Gill, recalling Sunday's events. “We’ve had a great season, got 89 points and the title has never been decided on goal difference before. All the players and staff can be very proud of what they’ve achieved.

“I do think everyone at the club, from Alex down, agree we underperformed in Europe this year. We felt confident of getting out of our Champions League group and the Europa League was new for us and took some getting used to. But it demonstrates the high standards set for this club.

“The very fact we finished second and no team has come second with 89 points means we’ve got a lot to be proud of. We’ve got to move on and I’m sure we’ll come back fighting next year.”

“The manager, Jim Lawlor and the scouting team, everyone is looking at it and discuss it throughout the period,” he explained. “Obviously, the work intensifies now in terms of actually doing deals and we’ve identified players so let’s see what happens

“It’s a 365-day-a-year job that talent is always on our radar but the paperwork is done in the close season and transfer window – we can sort out the deals beforehand and get them moving.”

In terms of competition from Manchester City at the head of the market, he replied: “We have to sell what this club is about. We still pay very well in terms of transfer fees and wages. City have raised the bar again and we’ve seen what they’re prepared to pay for players and to players but we’ll see what’s happening with the financial fair play and how that’s implemented and what the sanctions are going to be.

“It’s interesting. We should recognise we’re a very successful club, one of the top three in terms of turnover in world football and it generates a lot of cash to invest in players. We will continue to do so and our style is both buying players and giving youth a chance.

“Without doubt [there is money to spend]. We recognise we spent quite a bit of money last summer when we bought Phil Jones, David De Gea and Ashley Young and we understand that. I think we’ll be looking in the next few months and there could be some interesting developments.

“Come August, we’ll have got new players, had the Euros, the players will be back, we will have been on tour and start again. That’s the beauty of football. Everyone starts on zero points and we’ve got to step up to the mark and do well.”

lashontae: Lmcao! You actually dug up past posts? Interesting!
To answer your question, you do the math! Maybe its the same guy. Maybe not. I think its pretty obvious though!

you have been chasing this dude for 2 yrs?
jeeez - there must be shortage of men in your area maybe
you just want to have one on your roomie by fuckin her man
just to prove superiority!

naijababe: Speaking from experience now?

experience ke. i don't use housemaids!

lashontae: ^
@cuga
I would imagine that he'd do better than just 1000 thrusts. I heard from roommie's own mouth, he's good...! Anyway, he better be good or I'm done!

Yep, am still talking without backing it up with the necessary actions. That I want to jump him doesn't mean I'd jump when he says jump. I'll do it when the heck I want and not a minute before.
Lol.

lashontae, you are a wind-up merchant.
you have been on this issue of fecking your roomie's boyfriend for 2 years now.
is he the same guy you have been hunting for 2 yrs or you have a penchant addiction
to fecking your roomie's boyfriends?

https://www.nairaland.com/470020/open-warnin-proud-roomie-who

naijababe: Nigerian women apparently, even Nollywood has overplayed the script on this

you really believe all those nollywood scripts? abeggi.
nigerian women are the most suspicious beings on the planet. some would
not hire anyone(housemaid or butler) out of insecurity and the ones who
hire maids sleep with one eye open.

a man dogs his housemaid, and the maid runs away, the madam
then hires another one to face the same fate. yet, the madam
still hires more housemaids for the idle husband to slaughter.
in court, the madam would be charged with aiding n abetting .

naijababe: Coogar, i can't argue with you if your third leg scrutinise and discriminate but most other 'kinis' do first and think later

too many options.....and if we are talking lagos, the options are limitless.
the story just sounds too fictional for me.
who sleeps with a housemaid and the housemaid ran away only for the madam
of the house to hire yet another housemaid?

[quote author=Mr_TA]We wont break our transfer record this summer, I'm willing to bet 15K worth of Suya.[/quote]no need to buy suya with the money.
just send 15k to my abode via royal mail.

lashontae: ^
Please, help me say it again. HE IS ON A BREAK FROM MY FORMER ROOMMATE!

I'm not worried about him cheating with me. I'm only worried about playing with the enemy's toy. Especially since she grovelled and begged (like the sorry slut she is) for him not to leave her. He said he got tired of her possesiveness.
Anyways, haven't seen him yet. I'm fattening him up for the slaughter.
Men abound everywhere but right now, I got appetite for that dude alone. You would too if you were to set eyes on him.
Lol!

you talk too much.
do the deed already and stop boring us.
most chic do these without even voicing it out.....
at most, he jabs you 1000 thrusts n he ejacs......zing, the do is over!

dayokanu: The gap in status between Clinton and lewinsky would be the gap between a banker and a housegirl

Lewinskys real life boyfriend might be a 24yr old boy playing Xbox all day. Thats her level

i disagree.
that would be the same lewinsky that holds a bachelor's degree and
a masters degree in london school of economics?

dayo - you are embarrassing yourself.

dayokanu: I agree Chelsea lost more important players. But bayern team is soo thin that beyond the starting 11 We start seeing the Pranjic, Usami, Contento etc. While Chelsea can still look at Cahill, Luiz, Torres Mikel Sturridge as subs

Do you notice that vs Madrid and in many key games we rarely make substitutions? Because our bench is Second division quality. that should change next season with Dante and Shaq

I think Chelsea lost a key player in Ramires in case they decide to counter.

Bayern has to win with our first 11 That means we must settle the game in the first 75mins.

sturridge is as fast as ramirez, not just as athletic.
if sturridge decides to look up and play a pass, they are as good as having ramirez.

then chelsea have juan mata(which to me is the best midfielder in england).....
kalou, drogba sturridge with mata playing behind drogba is as potent as any attack
you would see in europe.

montelik: We need proven quality in central midfield, no taking chances on players that 50% potential star, 50% work in progress. I don't want to see any Anderson, Kleberson, Liam Miller or DjembaX2 type names being discussed. We need players that immediately address weaknesses in our midfield in immediately quantifiable ways.

We don't really a big name striker who will expect to play week in week out. Chicarito and Welbeck have a way to go age & development wise and we will rotate our strikers again next season. The likes of Falcao aren't worth considering since paying that much for a player who won't be starting every single game is not sensible, when you can get a slightly less quality player for a whole lot cheaper and less team disruption.

fergie needs to dump 4-4-2 to challenge.
4-2-3-1 or 433 protects our defence far better than 4-4-2 and we are
constantly in control of the game.

saying that, rooney should lead the line flanked by 2 of our best wingers.
carrick, cleverley and anderson are good enough in that midfield but i cannot
trust clev-ando axis to be fit 24/7. we actually need a left back. evra's recovery
has been dire for 18 months now.

yes, he attacks very effectively but when we lose the ball, he doesn't track
back quickly to position and he's at least responsible for 50% of the goals
we conceded this season. his side of the pitch got us into loads of trouble
because mr evra was jogging back when he should be sprinting.

dayokanu: rafinha isnt injured but that would mean Lahm moving back to LB

We need someone good in defence behind Robben cos of his tracking back issues, Ribery still tries to track back

And from Juup Heyckenes recent lineups I suspect he favours Diego Armando Contento

bayern should still have enough to upset chelsea.
chelsea have more key players suspended than bayern but football is a funny game.
if robben n ribery play their a-game, they would cause confusion but chelsea might
just play like inter milan did and win via counter-attack.

frankgreat: my gf jst brokeup wiv me yestaday....am a guy of 25, am an IT professional, am wrkin wiv a gud IT firm, we av bin datin for less dan a yr nw..b4 we started dating she knew i ws an open guy, i luv sex nd romancing in relationshp..buh she tld me no sex if i really wanted her, so i agreed. lata in d relationshp, sumtys i ask 4 sex buh she turns me dwn nd i remember d prms i made nd i apologized...we av bin lik dis for less dan a yr( 5 mnths) i luved her so much nd i cared abt her lik av neva done wiv anyoda lady...buh all of a sudden her behavior changed? she tld me she dnt want to continue wiv anything romance in our relationshp nd i ws lik WOW!!! dats nt possible, we argued abt it, still avnt concluded yet b4 she sent me a txt...."baby am so sowie am doin dis, am nt treating u d way u r suppose to b treated, u deserve everytin a woman cn giv, buh am sowie i cnt do dat...its killing ma spiritual lyf, nd i want God in my life, i op u find a place in your hrt to forgive me lata in future, i still luv u so much....pls nairalanders, wah do u fink went wrng? ws i wrng or is dere sumtin else?

if she's not giving you sex, find another babe.
i dunno why you guys become cry-babies over little issues.
she doesn't buy what you are selling, move on to the next one already.

for all you know, she might be giving it to another man by the side.
these naija babes are sheisty and cannot be trusted. so brain up and stop
crying over spilt milk.

mbulela: you actually think these players are interested in where they will win a permanent shirt?
they will simply tell you they are are up for a challenge (as long as there is more money on offer).

and the value drops after a season and they are back to square one.
we saw it happen to tevez, adebayor and now dzeko!

[quote author=Mr_TA]Gary Neville to be next England manager after Woy.

Coogar, want to bet we dont spend £30+M on any one player this summer?[/quote]£70m at least!

dayokanu: Lol

Most diiicks dont discriminate. Bill Clinton didnt discriminate an intern, while Arnold didnt discriminate his househelp.

The number of Togolese househelps they get impregnated by their boss husband is uncountable

Ordinary banker? even Oil workers dey congolize bushmeats for area codedly not to talk of nubile ones in your house

But OP why do you keep getting matured helps when you have already heard suspicion of phocking them

its like Mr Chaircover getting Van Vicker as houseboy.

I no yarn anything ooo

don't compare monica lewinsky to togolese housemaids who are malnourished abeg.
the girls are often less than 15. the op claims her husband kept abusing the housemaids
one after the other. is that even feasible?

Skii: OP like seriously, how did you hack into her BBM?
I thought BB messages were supposed to be encrypted?

very easy.....get access to the phone.
activate the phone's history without telling your cheating partner.
wait for a week for your bait to catch the cheat - go back to the phone.
open the chat history and everything she's deleted since u set the trap
would be there for u to read......just send it to an email n you have a
credible evidence against your partner.

good luck!

dayokanu: Don't be too sure Citeh cant but all the players on the planet. Especially the grade A players. You have seen how Chelsea did in the first years of Abramovich that the obssesion was soo high that they would even track youth team players Man utd wants to buy.
They hear man Utd wanted to buy Robben they didnt even see Robben for once they splashed on him, They heard Arsenal wanted to buy SWP bang they quickly swooped on him. Regardless of the price. they even try to second guess their rivals that "Do you think man Utd want to buy Kezman, Drogba, Jarosik? Is yes lets quickly buy him".

a lot of things worked hand in hand for chelsea to be that dominant for 2 years.
apart from roman;s wealth and mourinho's tactical superiority, peter kenyon was the biggest factor.
the gorimpapa practically took united's shopping list to chelsea and all united's targets were
gazumped by chelsea. mikel obi, ballack, robben, essien, cech, etc.

In 2004-2006 Any player that plays 4 decent weeks get signed by Chelsea, WHy do you think Mansoor isnt willing to do same?

having the money to buy and knowing who to buy are different things.
we often see boys with rich fathers but who are complete money-miss-roads.

Did you remember that sometime last yr when results didnt go Citys way, mancini said he didnt have enough players JUST IMAGINE THAT. With the encouragement from last night, I bet they would make a bid for Messi and Ronaldo.

even with the amount of billions spent, it was still down to goals difference.
a city colleague of mine was gloating this morning and i told him the only
difference between them and us was the absence of nemanja vidic.

How much do you think you can sell Park Owen and Berbatov for?
33yr old Owen maybe free. 31yr old Park maybe 2m. 31yr old Berbatov Maybe 5m. Total less than 10m. That means you need to add over 30m to buy just Cavani or Falcao. And I am certain thats not where all your problem lies. What do you think of Johnson from Man City? They guy dey waste for there.

united's loss last night was 50-50 for me. i had a wry smile cos this would get
fergie to work harder instead of his "if it's not broke, don't fix it" mantra.
that midfield has been crying for help since 2009 at least. scholes/giggs shouldn't
be playing in the midfield - they are too old.

Its plain ignorance that would make ppl underrate players in the German National team

Neuer top 3 keeper in the world. Lahm top 3 Right back, Hummels top 5-7 CB in the world, Schwein top 3 -5 CM in the world, Ozil - Top 3-5 AM in the world, Khedira - Regular for Madrid - Arguably top 10 in his position. Assuming Gomez doesnt start thats at least 5-6 top players in their positions. How many teams have better than this?

how well do these players perform in their respective clubs.
you see podolski, klose, metresacker, badstuber, muller, etc
and they have posted averagely since the last world cup.

I expect Dzeko to leave. His NT coach even said he would leave. a player like Dzeko would absolutely start at a 90% of clubs in Europe now left to 10mins cameos. Looking into other leagues always have the risk of adjustment to EPL I am sure you know about this too well

dzeko would suit us(at least he offers that presence in the box) and his aerial ability is excellent.
but would city sell us a virus? they won't. i don't expect them to. if united win the league next season
with dzeko scoring the goal in 90 + 2 mins, mancini would be sacked. we just have to find another ruud,
another cantona and another ronaldo somewhere and pretty fast!

domwas2: PLS IF U HAVE NOTHING TO SAY DO NOT REPLY THIS POST (MATTER OF THE HEART)

I just hacked into my fiancee BBM, after i discovered our sex live and others had changed, Pls find the below conversation, i confronted her i hear from a reliable source, she is dating a guy, she denied it and later thought that source could be her girlfriend(she is fighting that friend now)
After making a backup of the below conversation and the guy's pictures, i went to bed and before i could wake up she had checked my laptop and deleted all evidence not knowing i had a backup. this morning i asked her why she deleted stuff from my laptop but she denied not knowing what I'm talking about.
I'm in the office now while she called me, i told her my mind while she is saying she knew i heard the stuff from her friend that she was lying on her... She later say i should forgive her that the guy's just a friend. i should forgive her, It wouldn't happened again with lots of text message. but she had not really confessed everything.
Moreover, i love her very much,with the tray below they've been having sex...but will she repeat herself again i am confuse pls help me
I AM ABOUT BREAKING UP WITH HER ANYTIME FROM NOW OR WHAT SHOULD I DO

if this chic is your fiancee like you said, then she deserves no mercy.
kick the virus out of your life before she infects you!
rule number one - never make a LovePeddler your housewife.

lashontae: Lol. I used to have a crush on this guy when I was sharing a flat with his girl. Cool guy, got swag, fresh n clean...everything I wanted in a guy, except that he was dating my witch of a roommate (now former-roommate).
Last Saturday, I ran into him as I was handling some travel stuff and it turned out, we're gonna be in the same city for a week, (I'm staying a week, he's staying longer).
When I sighted him, I was like 'Dayum, give me this guy for breakfast'!
He looked so so yummy! Lol!

And I also didn't miss the fact that this man was literally drooling over me.
Shon, he exclaimed, encasing me in a close hug. Where u been? Missed you! (well, he didn't use the exact words, but close enough, lol).

As a sharp girl and a naughty one too, I noted that the dude was really feeling the girl! Hmmn interesting, I said to myself....
He also told me he's on a break with ex-roomie and he doesn't think they're compatible.
I ain't gonna lie. I feel him too, I've done for a long time. Now, I'm here, unable to concentrate and occasionally glancing at the phone number he scribbled.
To meet up with him or not to?
I know what's gonna happen if I do. I want what's gonna happen if I do...I'm so so tempted but again, I'm a little bit hesitant. Because I really don't want to join issues with my former roommate who BTW is a sadistic witch!
Gosh!

sha[i]g[/i] his brains out and come back with the tales!

dayokanu: Regarding the discussion going on.
No sensible team would want to get into a bidding war with City.
So the best bet is for Man utd to decide on players they want and sign them sharpish before Citeh gets interested.

city can't buy every player on the planet. what they currently have is enough worry as it is.
if city are going to buy at all, they would concentrate on the defence and wing players, not strikers.

E.g if man Utd wants Falcao, Citehs greed would make them submit a bid and just dump him on the bench So he wont go to the rival
Players like Falcao and cavani would cost in the range of 40m cos of the amount used to buy them.

the sale of berbatov, park, owen and few millions would pay for that

Buying players from Dortmund can be cheap but risky, cos those players are System players, The Dortmund system suits them like dodo on rice. individually Bayern players are better but when in the system They are wayy better than what any Robben, Ribery, Gomez or Schweini can do individually.
Example of system teams include Dortmund, Arsenal, and even Barca, their players are not guaranteed to succeed anywhere else. (Pique, Abidal, Pedro, Valdez, etc are not guaranteed to excel elsewhere aside barca) If you take them outside of Dortmund, I doubt them would excel except for a few like Hummels and Goetze. prime example is Nuri Sahin who looked like Zidane last season and has struggled in Madrid even can displace any of Khedira or Alonso.even Callejon and Altintop seem to get more look in.

i am quite sure hummel would do well.
system players, i know about them. i have said this about the german national team.
they are all system players bar one or two.

One good tactics I would suggest for "SENSIBLE" teams without a sugardaddy is to rummage through the dumpster behind Etihad, Bernabeu and those money miss road teams. Madrid offloaded Robben and Sneijder. Since then Sneijder has won a CL and Robben is playing in his second final as stars of their new teams. While madrid hasnt played a single final since then

N.B. Whats wrong with man Utd taking a look at Dzeko?

city won't sell to united. not after what happened last night.
dzeko and aguero are now city heroes. i expect their statues to be
erected by next week. united should look into other european leagues
and get their men.

MRbrownJAY: i once was caught red handed (almost) in bed with a damsel, back when i was still young, dumb and full of cuum. i jumped on the floor and covered myself with the blanket (pretending to sleep on the floor). sadly, the lady on the bed was b[b]u[/b]tt nekkid with nothing covering her so it was very easy to know what was going on (even though i still pretended i was sleeping on the floor).......so my then gf threw the ladiy's clothes out the door and threw the babe out nekkid.

if it ever happen to me, i will shout:" i am going to get my gun and if i see any of you in my house in 30sec, i will shoot the both of you!!!!!!!".......then i would go to the window and watch them run out in the street butt nekkid (and probably take a pic and upload it on the internet), lol

never been caught red-handed!
the closest was a door in between my missus and her best friend in bed with me.
she knocked like a thousand times and i kept mum throughout. after a while, she
left thinking i wasn't around.

RuuDie: I think I like the sound of "Le-vando-ski". . .sort of name that paints the picture of a deadly, goal-scoring machine; I can just hear the commentators scream out and drawl on the name when he's got the ball in and around the box or scores a goal

i know you would love such names.....u love lindegaard too.

so what's your final assessment of our new signings?

de gea, phil jones, ashley young

debosky: Even if we buy this 'banker' achievement thing, you miss another point: he is an ex-banker, who has now grown potbellied and relies on his wife for pocket money. He probably doesn't have a car, so how exactly will he snag these desperate grads?

The easiest target is the lowly house help, who will still call him 'oga' even while he's dead broke.

it musta been a long time since u last visited lagos.
women are the ones doing the snagging these days, not men.

like you said, he relies on the money his wife gives....all he requires
is the money to buy a meal for any chic and she's his.

RuuDie: Not yet. . .I usually get one of my colleagues at work to order and "hand-carry" 'em back to naija for me. I pay him in Naira.

big boyyyyy!
i won't be buying it. i don't buy any united shirt without the champions badge!
the glazers can feck off to where the sun don't shine