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One4me:
So a School Cert holder is equivalent to a CRIMINOLOGIST?
You fall my hand no be small!

Maybe your dead brain was thinking he said "He is a Static Guard (Mai Guard) or Door Supervisor" like yourself!

Criminology is a University Degree minimum entry level requirement.

And "Payless" said he is a "Team Leader" of other Criminologist, or did you not see that line as well?

Google it and find out, Mr. Not-So-Smart!

One4me

you're a consummate [i]re[/i]tard!
a guy who uses the search engine of a security outfit to cop the details of known subjects
must now have a degree in criminology to perform that role? you are an obdurate w@nker.
the fact that he chose criminology as his discipline itself shows he's not so smart!

payless: The firm I work for is not a security company. It is a consortium of paralegal, private investigators, and legal analyst firm. You seem to be unable to think right and you don't think before you open your mouth. You are an ape and you do not belong to live around human being. You need to go back to the jungle where your mates are endlessly missing you. How much do you really earn? I can tell you my monthly college loan payment is higher than your anual salary. SOB.

monthly college loan payment? you are a tool!
what i make in a day, your manager does not make it in a month!
i could actually afford to employ you to drive me around the busy streets of fulham.

luckgames: You sound like a kid, who just got off the plane
I am not sure how long you have lived in the U.S
The type of job you do?
Your education but you need to deal with the issue
There are people around you who can give you good advice
Lot of Nigerian tell people all day long that they are Nigerian

probably 6 weeks ago.

abidal
smalling

fuckin hell, roy hodgson is a plonker.
no rio, no carrick, no sturridge, no cleverley,
no aaron lennon......

and he took downing(0 goals + 0 assists) in 36 prem games
and andy caroll(the £35m useless warhorse ahead of crouch,
zamora, holt,).

bin gbagbo: coogar my pally, why waste ur time on an unruly, unrepentant schizophrenic bastaad albino?
would u chase after a madman that grabs your towel from the bath?? i doubt that.
what shocks me is the attitude of the mods who have consistently kept this slowpoke unpunished for verbally assaulting others.
sexshittz or whatever u call yaself, find a job, eeeediott!!

bush pig!!

he gets punished from time to time but the abuse he suffered as a child as
made him extremely stubborn and unrepentant. like he said, he's a nokia 3310.
an unruly, ornery, mentally-handicapped albinoid who has chosen to vent his
frustrations out on innocent posters of nairaland to get his daily dosages of
penile erecti[i]o[/i]ns.

if there's a place called heaven, be assured that sexkillz wouldn't be in it.
he would be in hell bending over and sucking satan's balls while being fisted
by hundreds of goblins. all he does everyday is to condemn people's posts and
he's incapable of making intelligent threads. he's an obdurate w@nker, ignore him!

payless: Your expression shows how clueless you are. Show me where I blame Bimbo. You claimed I am lazy at what I do, but you are so wrong and very stupid. I earn handsomely from what I do and I am well appreciated and depended on based on what I bring to the firm, but for certain elements it is a fair game to make cheap shots based on Nationality. As a matter of fact, I am a criminologist by profession. I work in a team of twelve with me being the Operation Officer. I am entrusted with peoples identity. I do background checks in a private firm for a living. You can only hope to earn like me. I am only trying to bring awareness to what goes on in western world when it comes to perception of Nigerians. Nigerians go through harassment at work based on what is shown on American tv. As a matter of fact, Fox News and CNN have been showing this Bimbo problem since early this morning.

you work for a security outfit and you said i hope to earn like you? you are a glorified simpleton.
i can never earn like you. i am at least 10 notches above you. pray tell, what qualification does
one need to do what you do? a fresh secondary school graduate in nigeria would do what you do. all
he needs is a one week induction to learn the ropes and the rest is history. i would be ashamed to
brag over what i do on the internet especially when you are just a freaking security officer.

nigerians who don't know their rights go through harassment but if showing the news about a nigerian
that used a dead man's identity to work at the airport is what constitutes harassment to you then you
are a semi-illiterate. norwegians in america must have felt the way you feel when anders breivik
murdered 77 people. it's your own perception that is tormenting you not the perception of the
general public.

Have you heard about Dateline NBC, Hard Talk and the likes? I guess not. I challenge you to go to youtube and see how Nigerians are potrayed as crooks and bunch of fraudsters. Even ebay has it all over their website to beware of Nigerians. I don't think you know how many Nigerian pastors, Nigerian bankers, Nigerian students, Nigerian terrorist, etc; that have been seen on national tv in the U.S within the last 10 years for nothing more than fraud and terrorism. About a month ago, there was news feed on American tvs advising American citizens to stay away from Nigeria because of terrorism.

so whose fault is it if nigerian pastors, bankers and students have been on national tv? the americans?
these are hard facts - nigerians commit crime in america just the way every other nationalties do. that
does not give any employer the right to isolate me and ask me idiotic questions. dateline, nbc, hardtalk?
r[i]e[/i]tard[i]e[/i]d programmes for r[i]e[/i]tard[i]e[/i]d audience.......i don't watch such nonsense and you should not.

BlueDiva: Hazard opts for Manchester.
He will decide between the red or blue next week.

If Chelsea don't win the final it's gonna be tough to attract any big name.

i don't want him in man utd. he's another benzema in the making.
yann m'vila is the only talent i would steal from french league for now.

armyofone: my problem is why he didn't go to the gym to work out. He looked obese.
i feel for him, i think now he will have some peace. Dead man's name for that long? No evil spirit disturbing his sleep?
the guy bold though.

We fear anything about 'dead' in nigeria dead person pix are thrashed even the person's name will not be mentioned.
not to talk of inheriting it.
oh well

he might not even know the identity belongs to a person long dead.
maybe he bought it. it's common for illegal aliens to seek after documents
that would allow them work and make money to feed families. how many
nigerians would even bother to check whose papers they are handed to work?

[quote author=tpia@]coogar and co
abeg stop putting mouth in things you have no knowledge of, just because you're hoping to get a visa through some female from wherever.
most of you have no idea what people go through in the US, especially if you have a US passport and were born there.[/quote]you are a scatterbrain!
putting mouth in things i have no knowledge of?
why won't you go through hell when you stay in ghetto neighbourhoods
and thrive in menial jobs?

I've pointed this out many times but of course nobody wants to admit there could be an actual, govt sanctioned, steady effort to frustrate and harass such people. And other blacks specialize in kissing any white or non-nigerian asss they see, while reserving every bit of bile in their body, for nigerians- especially the nigerians who carry a US passport. Believe it or not- that's your own problem.

you are being frustrated because you have sold yourself cheaply in the first
place by scrubbing grime off ceramics. why would an employer monitor one's system
and make a mockery of his country by asking him same question about 400 times.....
it has to be a small-time company where the employer is either a stark illiterate
or he's mentally handicapped. that would not work in a big company where the superiors
are vastly educated and have worked around people of colour.

the least you can do is just keep your mouth shut instead of belittling others when they try to voice their experiences.
this is why i always laugh when i hear nigerians complaining about their accent- saying the accent is being made fun of or blah blah blah.
what many of you dont understand is what that accent is saving you from.
omode o mogun on pe lefo.

i fail to see how this missive is relevant to the topic of discussion.
something must be fatally wrong with your mental coordination. the topic
of discussion is identity fraud by a nigerian male in the usa. nothing to
do with accent, vegetables and charms, you indolent twit!

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ritchboy: One word:

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LOL


Coogar, care to explain why Dyabman is striking a pose in front of your under-garments?

ritchboy, you are a toad!
fecking hell, dyabman - your picture resurfaces again after 2 yrs.
i remember this pic winning an award then. those underpants look
like garments taken off corpses in the jungles of rwanda/congo republic.

Sagewood: This guy Payless is not telling the full story of his perceived harrassment. How can ur boss ask where u were from for about 400 times and u have not taken action. I have not heard any Nigerian here in the USA being asked those questions for even 40 times from the same person, how much more 400 times. Either u are a very big and fat liar or a spineless employee afraid to lose his low level job. As a medical professional, I meet and treat many Americans almost everyday. Whenever they asked, I proudly tell them that I was born in Nigeria. I can't imagine my boss asking me where I was from Yrepeatedly. I will respond ln a way that will make him or her apologise. I am a Nigerian American, but proudly identify myself as a Nigerian when asked. Know your rights. If u need a job I have people in most parts of the USA to connect you, if u have at least a master's degree.

payless does not reside in america. he's still in lagos
fighting the walter mitty syndrome that's affecting him.
if my employer questions my country of birth 400 times, my
colleagues would be the one to file a report against him, not me.....

dyabman: @ritchboy
wow thats disheartening , what are you going to say to coogar's consummation about your retardation in this present world of globalisation and civilisation. . .huh ?

dyabman, chelsea know what is at stake now.
you must beat bayern munich. i dunno how or
which way but failing to beat bayern means
no champions league next season.

so what's it gonna be?

[quote author=Killz.]https://gifs.gifbin.com/082009/1250777625_alpaca-chewing.gif[/quote]yes, i can see the second donor.....more evidence
that you are a product of a cheap drunk fu[b]c[/b]k!

dyabman: @Nateevs
i was about asking that who the phock is Souza?!! but thanks to Witchboy's knowledge . . .so if its hulk hes highly welcome to the bridge he is going to be a force to reckon with in England!..

witchboy's knowledge. that's contradictory.
you cannot mention ritchboy and knowledge in the same breath.
ritchboy = retardboy!

[quote author=Killz.]https://gifs.gifbin.com/1238409599_nom_nom.gif[/quote]is that the donor of your y-chromosomes chewing the
palm kernels i talked about? no wonder you are an albino.

[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030]If my opinion makes you nauseous, kiss my arse. . . Ermm, don't bother replying doofus, i'll ignore you! Fool! [/color][/quote]the funniest thing is you didn't have one, you albinoid dingbat!
do you even have a day job than waiting for new posts and writing nonsense about them?
isn't it holiday period in nigeria? time to go help your dad gather palm kernels and
make yourself useful instead of sniffing the sullied panties of idowuogbo!

[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030]The federal ministry of health warns that egbo smokers are liable to brain dysfunction, paranoia, delusions, hallucinations, partial discombobulation & sophisticated obfuscation, which invariably, consistently & systematically, leads to death! Don't start threads after smoking!
If you must smoke, don't start a thread, if you must start a thread, don't smoke![/color][/quote]you have a right to your opinion but quit abusing the privilege.
what's the meaning of the dross above? if his opinion makes you nauseous, kiss
a raving black mamba.

Goldieluks:
Sorry I don't feast on remnant, most especially that of my bff! Gawd!!
What do you see old coogar huh?

i see you as one unrepentant sinner who screws the men of your bffs for fun!

Goldieluks:
You this old meaty coogar, urging people to do badt stuffs, huh?
Are you that bored?

as if you have not poked your best friend's boyfriend before.
goldieluks, you might think you have a mask on but i see through
your mask.

denzel2009: You obviously take shi[i]t[/i] at work. Employee rights these days allow you to file a bullying and harassment claim. Sit down there and be massaged with bullshit!

maybe he's even posting from a dinghy cybercafe in okokomaiko!

[quote author=tpia@]they're being chased by nigerian men [for whatever reason], that's why.

whoever nigerian men are selling themselves to in the name of yanshing, can abuse them if they so desire.

nothing goes for nothing, and it's a free world.[/quote]you are a Arrow of the highest order.

captalex: Is that the only word you have in your minute vocabulary 'olori nla'.even if all YOU see is doom and gloom at least provide constructive criticism about the country.

constructive criticism = papering the cracks.
no wonder your governemt is owing corp members their
salaries since march. is that the country you have got
your hopes on? you inscrutable troglodyte!

payless: Really? What right are you talking about? Sit down there in Nigeria pretending to know what goes on with Nigerians in the U.S. I doubt if you have travelled out of Nigeria to western nations. As a matter of fact, I have American passport, yet, I still call myself a Nigerian. Just shut up or find somewhere to sleep if you don't really have something meaningful to say. Semi-illiterate indeed.

opinion is like a clit[i]o[/i]ris, every cun[i]t[/i] has one.....

you did the right thing bringing this story to light but then don't milk it
by blaming mr bimbo on your laziness at work that has made your manager quiz
you about your country of birth. it's either you have never come across the
words "harassment" and "racism" before or you are just plainly idiotic.

Beaf: Get a recording device and do the man for racism and harrassment.

the tool is either an attention seeker by exaggerating what he's experiencing
or he's a semi-illiterate who does not know his rights as an employee!

luckgames: What about living in U.S for over twenty years
failing to fix his immigration problem
After 911 any person working in highly sensitive position with somebody else id is dumb
I have seeing people access pull because the people had issue with wives and was arrested

he became too relaxed living off a dead man's identity.
he had enough time to have married an american and fixed his immigration problem.

lashontae: Ok. Now I just had to come back and share this. I flicked on da TV for some relaxing music and guess what comes on? A certain song by a certain group called BEP. And it goes like this:

"I gotta feeling, that tonight's gonna be a good night, that tonight's gonna be a good night..."

He he he he. Don't you feel all warm and fuzzy with hate and bewilderment?

i feel cold that you have nursed an ambition for 2 yrs without carrying it through.
you must be one frustrated chic, i guess.

payless: This is a sad story going around again about Bimbo Olumuyiwa Oyewole assuming a dead man identity. I am tired of answering question like this at my job about Nigerians. Anytime something bad is done by Nigerian in the U.S or even something bad that happen in Nigeria, I am being peppered with question at my job and I am sick of it.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2144390/Bimbo-Olumuviwa-Ovewole-arrested-Illegal-immigrant-worked-airport-security-supervisor-years-ID-man-murdered-20-years-ago.html#ixzz1utyaUTpb

much ado about nothing.
identity theft like it's any big deal. this man is just trying to get by and feed his family.
he's using the said identity to work not to perpetrate any evil or harm....he's paid his taxes with the identity.
what's the problem?
i'd rather him than the thousands of nigerians who ingest cocaine pellets with fufu or women who LovePeddler
themselves to the mafiosos in italy or the ones who beg online and call themselves yahoo boys.

hooged: pls can I use system that I use to reload/
flash bb 9900 or 9930 or 9810 to reload anoda lower
version blackberry ? Since I've reload ma friend
9900 my system cannot upgrade any bb phone
again .kindly help me

yes you can. the same desktop manager
can degrade and upgrade any software
as you please.

9900, 9930 and 9810 all belong to the same
generation of rim phones and can be upgraded to 7.1.0.XXXX

Deblow: Thanks thread owner. I use Torch 2 (9810) now and I have downloaded the relevant OS 7.1 software as indicated. It is over 200+MB. So now pls, how do I go about using the software to upgrade my BB? Pls explain to me. Thanks.

use desktop manager, apploader or bbsak.
i recommend apploader though. connect your phone to your laptop.

go to start, my computer, C:>program files(x86)>common files
>research in motion>apploader>

on the apploader file delete a file called "vendor.xml"
now on the same apploader file open "loader"

it will prompt you to download the newest OS onto your
phone then sit back and relax and let the OS do it's job.

make sure that vendor.xml file is deleted if the new os is the official version.
if the os is a leaked version, you are not required to delete vendor.xml.

lashontae: ^
Can see you're feeling like one fake Wole Soyinka with your cliche proverb.
Dude, compare my writing with yours. The olodo is blatantly obvious, lol!
Is it today you naija guys started calling girls prostit.utes? Na today yansh dey back? Abegi, I'm off to party, o jare. Ain't got time for this shiit.
See ya! Muah!

don't mind the charlatan - by now, you should know opinion
is like a clit[b]o[/b]ris, every cun[b]t[/b] has got one.

i don't give a damn who you decide to sleep with, at the end of
the day, it would be a mutual consent between 2 adults.

just go and do this guy, make a tape and send to your ex-roomie.

dayokanu: So give us your starting 11 vs Chelsea that includes a Left back.

That was the same way you thought Juup was joking till he got us to the CL finals

dayo is a van gaal c[b]o[/b]cksucker.
if van gaal farts, dayo would lick it.

any manager that eliminates jose mourinho in a 2-legged tie is a genius.
juup has been outstanding!

dayokanu: This final I would have preferred the two teams without suspension cos it affects bayern more.

Our first team can match almost any team but the bench is where our problem is

With the two teams complete, I would fancy our chances against John Terry easily compared to this depleted sides

john terry's defence is difficult to beat esp in big games. he wears his heart on his sleeves.
he's a good leader of men. his organisational skills are second to none. chelsea would miss him badly.

then you have ramires - chelsea's player of the season who runs defenders down like a tanker.
chelsea missing ivanovic and terry is a big blow. they are vulnerable to those aerial attacks
and they also lose the aerial edge when chelsea are attacking.