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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar:
montelik: Jones better play better than he has since the turn of the year, else Nasri & Silva will embarrass him badly. Would have prefer Rafael easily.
our back four would be tormented.
mancini played it smart with it's front 4, all of them can swap positions and
drag defenders out of positions. tevez, nasri, silva, aguero.
the quartet of elusive players, unpredictable players. they are all short
but they have got outstanding low centre of gravity.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:25pm On Apr 30, 2012
park and giggs start after what welbeck/valencia delivered in the last few games is a disgrace.
he tends to use these big names in big games cos of experience.
experience is overrated. city would overpower our midfield and we don't
even have enough threat on the flank to threaten city.

i like the fact that he's going for 3 in the midfield but
dang it, scholes n giggs starting at the same time is a recipe
for disaster. at least one of them and a young vibrant player
who can press. cleverley should have started instead of giggs.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:04pm On Apr 30, 2012
@@fredthered
#MUFC XI : De Gea - Rafael, Evans, Ferdinand, Evra - Carrick, Scholes - Valencia, Young - Welbeck, Rooney# unchanged line-up.
carrick + scholes against 5-man midfield of man city.
fergie just never learns. no protection for the back four.
yaya toure would storm through that midfield as usual.

for feck's sake, i have seen 5 different teams on twitter.
fuckin mutv won't announce the team yet.
the whole of manchester are struck with brain fever. useless lots.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by coogar:
ritchboy: First of all you are a terrible liar. How can the stats be from 2006/2007-2011/2012 when you said they were published in March 2011? Does the guy who gathered them have access to a time-machine? See as you dey disgrace yourself left, right and center! cheesy
i think you should be aborted(i am sure there's a law somewhere on the planet that would allow an adult like you to be exterminated). i said in the last 6 seasons, many players are ahead of van persie. i then showed you the stats from 2006/7 till march 23rd. i never said the stats i showed covered 6 seasons. i even said i have not bothered to update till current game week. you are such an obdurate w@nker.

Secondly, even if your mystery friend has a time-machine, Rooney scored 75 league goals between 06/07-10/11(again FIVE seasons), did he score -4 goals in the SIXTH season or how did you arrive at 71 goals over six seasons?
for feck's sake, your thought process is slower than earth's revolution around the sun.
06/07 - 14 goals
07/08 - 12 goals
08/09 - 12 goals
09/10 - 26 goals

total - 64 goals.

up until march 23rd of 2010/2011, rooney added just 7 goals to the 64 goals making it 71 league goals.
then he scored another 4 goals(hatrick against the hammers and a pen against blackburn at ewood park)
after this statistics was posted. rooney scored only 11 league
goals last season. the season did not end on the 23rd of march in 2011.

you should kill yourself if the stats are so ambiguous for you to process.

You are now on the brink of dethroning Ibime as the phattest phool in the Milky Way! grin grin grin
you have already dethroned ibime like eons ago when you opined gallas was better than vidic.
in sheer stupidity, your name should be written in gold in the guinness book of records.
how can one's genes be idiotically-corrupted as yours. jeez, shoot yourself!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by coogar: 1:54pm On Apr 30, 2012
ritchboy: Hehehe, the boy cannot believe how good RvP's numbers are!!! grin grin grin

Before you question my math, you should address yours first. According to the data you gave, which you claimed was from March 23 2011, Rooney had scored 71 goals "over the last SIX seasons", which is impossible considering the fact he scored 80 league goals between 05/06-09/10 alone(FIVE seasons), maybe you're trying to tell us he scored -9 goals in the other season!!! grin grin grin

If you don;t believe my numbers, no one is stopping you from fetching the accurate figures on yourown, after all YOU are the one who started the six-season analysis!
stop being an odious tool.
the statistics was cut from 06/07 to 11/12(6 seasons).
have you lost your ability to count? 06/07, 07/08, 08/09, 09/10, 10/11, 11/12(the last 6 seasons)!!!
this was why tevez and berbatov were included in the stats.....they both joined the league in 06/07
i even made the effort to explain torres' stats by putting an asterick cos he joined in 07/08.
yet, the idiotic ritchboy still didn't get it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by coogar:
ritchboy: Mr Mumu, learn to read properly. I said goal+assist ratio not goal+assist totals. Why would you count totals when RvP has missed a gazillion games through injury over the last six seasons? I also find it disturbing you see it fit to use data from March 23 2011 when RvP, Rooney etc have copped a shitload of goals/assists since then and the first of the "six seasons'" data from that time would be redundant/excluded NOW.

I also decided to take the liberty of crunching the numbers and discovered Rooney has roughly 157 goals/assists in 165 games(90 minutes equaling one game) over the last six seasons, while RvP has a whooping 131 goals/assists in just 121 games over the same period, which should comfortably be the best in the league at present(as i earlier expected), if not in Premier League history(Henry being the biggest question mark).

Y'all can hate the flying Dutchman all you want, but whether we judge by stats, ability or both, he aces all before him! cheesy
you are a tool of legendary proportions.
what crunching numbers are you talking about? 157 goals/assists in 165 games for rooney?
that is a huge lie. i will like to see the breakdown of your phantom math - how you got there.
pound for pound(even if we include the fact that rooney played as a midfielder in about 6 games
for united), rooney is just heads n shoulders above robin van persie. torres, drogba, tevez etc are also ahead.

van persie has played less games. stats would always favour the player with less minutes.
in goals + assists per minute ratio, aguero and cisse are ahead of van persie. it doesn't necessarily
make them better players. however, the smaller the numerator, the better the ratio looks to the
nak[b]e[/b]d eye. van persie plays when he's in form and when he's out of form, he gets crocked
and he remains crocked till he gets his form back unlike his peers who still play whether in form
or out of form.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 12:32pm On Apr 30, 2012
Ibime: Victor Moses that cant lift his head when running with the ball?
Victor Moses upturn in form has been precipitated by his deployment in a central attacking position cos that dude is hopeless at finding team-mates from the wing.
At the moment, due to sheer physicality and dribbling skills, I would rate Moses as upcoming. . . but very far from the finished article.
that would be coached out of him. cristiano ronaldo was worse in his early football career in england.
moses is a monster. i have never seen any winger destroy bacary sagna the way victor moses did at the
emirates. there's room for improvement. plenty of room sef. i expect a big club to sign him up this summer.

The most composed young winger in English football today is Nathan Redmond of Birmingham. That dude has all the skills and pace required, but most importantly, he is deadly efficient at lifting his head and playing the right pass or cross to his team-mates. He reminds me of Ashley Young in his Watford days in terms of his final ball, but he has more skill than Ashley.
never seen this dude play.

Hoilett is brilliant, but something is lacking in his game ie finishing and crossing. He is good at passing though, but he slows down, cuts inside and finishes off his dribbles with a simple five-yard square ball which defeats the object of his dribbling. He needs to work more on his penetration rather than playing square passes after cutting inside. He looks more like an inefficient playmaker than a winger when he cuts inside, although I give him kudos for not finishing off his move with wild shots and crosses like Victor Moses.
finishing? hoilett has pinged some belters this season.
i don't really think he lacks finishing. he's got all the raw talents required from a forward.
pace, dribbling skills, agility and long-range shots. under a good manager, hoilett is bound
to be a star.

Along with Ola John of FC Twente, I would place Nathan Redmond amongst the best sub-£12m young wingers in Europe. Hoilett can get to the very top as well as long as he works on his crossing and finishing.
i'd rather have hoilett. tested and trusted. he would be a monster with better players around him.
he's definitely better than charles nzogbia and i wanted nzogbia to join united last summer.
Family › Re: Married Men!!! by coogar: 2:44am On Apr 30, 2012
jennykadry: Coogar, what isn't the point? What proof is she looking for? She should wait until his wandering dik strays? Which spouse will read that kind of message and ignore it or call it a harmless banter? A man is busy pulling another woman's leg with messages that should be for his wife only and you are telling her to ignore? She did the right thing calling his attention to it. Why should she ignore this?

It is the "ignore" and "harmless banter" part that I cannot understand in your post
there's no proof yet that the husband has cheated. what she saw were only words/texts.
like he said, he was just fooling/flirting around - which effectively puts the matter into the bin.
do you know for certain if he's serious about his intentions or he was just fooling around like he claims. no one knows.
and that half-truth, half doubt is the reason the poster should have ignored.

i don't know about you. i would never accuse a spouse of infidelity if there's 1% chance of maybe/maybe not.
it has to be 100%. airtight and watertight to the extent that the biggest pathological liar won't lie her
way out of the evidence. that is what women should aim for. patience is a virtue. flying off the handle
at every opportunity to prove smartness always backfires and akin to a child who cried wolf.


[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Juxtaposed with The Identity Revealing Thread this thread makes for a hilarious read. cheesy cheesy[/quote]exactly my point! this is how to catch a thief. build up a strong evidence that is unshakable.
this wasn't a one-off event. they chatted for weeks.
no one fools around for weeks and then exchanges nude pics.
if the poster here had this evidence against her husband then i wouldn't have dismissed her claims.

the case you presented here is exactly what i am talking about.
you see - the man here was patient. he did not fly off the handle the very first day he saw his wife
exchanging sassy notes with another man(himself) on facebook. he waited, bid his time till the cruel
intentions of his wife became reality.
Family › Re: Married Men!!! by coogar: 1:07am On Apr 30, 2012
jennykadry: Ignore the "harmless banter?". How is it harmless? Disrespecting his wife like that? If only he had persisted he wouldn't be married to his wife, meaning she's a second best and a mistake? How is that harmless and how can any sane human being ignore that?
that's not the point, jennykadry.
women should always have an iron-cast evidence before waging wars or complaining.
it is more effective!

i was a part of the contingent that went to settle a quarrel between a couple some months back.
the wife caught her husband cheating and the evidence she had against him was fbi-quality.
of course, she had been investigating for months without saying a word. she had phone log details,
she printed back n forth e-mails, text messages, facebook messages. the evidence was about 60 pages!

when she presented the evidence to the husband after 3 months of investigating, the husband nearly fainted.
he was caught pants down. the kind of evidence that makes a man mute n look stupid. he had no choice but
to call people to come n help him beg. that is what i expect women to do not barking over issues men would
easily manoeuvre because the evidence presented is not strong enough to convict him.

you women often forget you married intelligent husbands(doctors, engineers, architects, computer engineers, etc).
men who have used 90% of their lives to tackle ambiguous problems. you then think covering up their infidelity
would be difficult for them to handle? if your evidence of infidelity is weak, he would beat you to it hands down!
women should smarten up!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 12:27am On Apr 30, 2012
chic2pimp: See this siemen surpling donkey

If you actually reasoned properly you would know a Manager whose best achievement is having a 64% win record should not be any "Very Good Managers" discussions let alone great ones.

Ramos you could say is in the very good category but great hell no
you are a cockstain!
let's add up the big prizes the spanish managers have won and compare with italian managers.
big prizes = champions league + world cup.
Politics › Re: Siemens:: Lagos To Get 1,600 Megawatts (MW) Gas Turbine Power Station by coogar: 12:18am On Apr 30, 2012
Eko Ile: In the same article.
Food for thought. Danger ahead.
are opc ready for any boko haram attack in south west nigeria?
it seems boko haram's wrath is spreading fast and they have now reached the middlebelt.
what are the opc members doing currently to prevent an attack? or is it until those
miscreants bomb national stadium before they react?
Nairaland General › Re: Onila. Stop Creating Ur Useless Threads by coogar: 12:14am On Apr 30, 2012
acidtalk: The whole thing has gotten to the tip my my finger.
But I don't want to just bring this castrated motherfu*cking son of a LovePeddler down on this thread then feel pity for him in real life. Once words drops they can't be taken back. Just like broken glassess

@killz, how did you become being a gay? No one liked you right? Why? You were someone who insulted everyone as a child irrespective of age. What was the solution people had to curb you as a useless rude kid? Beating right? I won't beat you physically, I will use words instead. I don't want to get pushed but at the same time if I don't drop some lines, you won't realize there some people that deserve respect and once your past is a dirty one thread softly.

My not typing is because I don't want my anger to take the better part of me but you know what dude, I know and 100% sure you will push my to start what will be your gratest nightmare..
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 12:06am On Apr 30, 2012
dyabman: Ibime and hoilet, he wil just be another kalou if he plays for chelsea..
yes u said ramirez wil be better off at the flank nice observation but that had not made you RDM! becos he is the messiah..
i hate when coaches get relieved of their job , it hurts really, i almost cried for AVB such a young and talented man maybe hes destined to fail outside portugal lol..
RDM again where will he go? they should give him a year more!!
he's the best young player in the league. it's a shame he plays for a shitty team
where his performances have been conveniently ignored.

victor moses is another star. i hope that troglodyte called keshi is
keeping an eye on moses. if we don't win the nations cup next year i would
personally hunt keshi down with my .50 rifle!
Nairaland General › Re: Onila. Stop Creating Ur Useless Threads by coogar: 12:03am On Apr 30, 2012
[quote author=Kevin_II]so why tha fcck is he making threats? keeping me waiting? i hate it! if you aint ready to bite the shit then dont pick it up with your hands![/quote]to give cindyrella n idowuogbo clit[i]o[/i]ral erecti[i]o[/i]ns.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 12:00am On Apr 30, 2012
chic2pimp: Look at this oaf
see this obdurate w@nker - do you think with the soles of your feet.

What has 64% win percentage got to do with the price of fish in the market? Abegi let him go and win some trophies jare.
Oh yh it's a major achievement winning a very much devalued competiton back to back. Like anyone takes the Uefa Cup seriously with teams fielding their Reserve and B teams.
the only thing devalued here is your intelligence quotient!
Nairaland General › Re: Onila. Stop Creating Ur Useless Threads by coogar: 11:53pm On Apr 29, 2012
[quote author=Kevin_II]the only thing i hate more than a smelly puccie is empty threats! guy you better not keep me waiting! either you spill whatever you have or you shut tha fcck up! Jeez! I hate it! what are you fccking waiting for, if you have anything at all on that gay fool just spill tha fccking shit already![/quote]nobody is spilling nothing.
if y'all have an axe to grind with killz, please take it off the forum and stab yourselves to death.
men don't wash dirty in public.
Family › Re: Married Men!!! by coogar:
strangeworld: Our wedding jst clocked 3 yrs, since my husband use our wed pics as his DP on his BB I wanted to knw how Many of his friends that wished us happy annivesary not knowing dat I was in 4 a shocker below was. A conversatn he had wit a lady

Husband:You have such a lovely lips
I feel like kissing them. Am beginning to notice dat u ve a quality of a wife material. If I was persistent b4 I got married I wld ve gotten u pls now date me.

The girls response: the fact dat I didn't date u while u where single means dat I can't date u now dat u r married wit two kids

When I assked my husband to explain d meanin of his conversation with d girl he apologised and said that he
was just joking with her and dat his intention was just to pull her legs.

This has really got me thinking and I finD it hard to accept his apologies.
harmless banter!
i would have ignored this if i were you.

women who cry foul the very moment they see stuff like this sell themselves short.
in your husband's mind, you have done your worst by reacting to what you saw.

if your reaction fails to punch through a wet paper bag, he would start to believe even if
it happens, you wouldn't do worse than what you have done.

you screwed up, big time!
Nairaland General › Re: Onila. Stop Creating Ur Useless Threads by coogar: 11:36pm On Apr 29, 2012
Idowuogbo: Hahahaha! Tank u! I would join dem in Iraq sef

Ode!
badosky #basket mouth don start to leak again o#
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 11:29pm On Apr 29, 2012
chic2pimp: Arrigo Sacchi
Giovanni Trapatonni
Fabio Capello
Carlo Ancelotti
Marcelo Lippi
Vittorio Pozzo
Enzo Bearzot

Jose Camacho and Juande Ramos? Why not Cougar and Baba Suwe eh?
see this spaghetti-loving tool!

camacho - 64% win percentage for spain.
ramos - uefa cup winner twice(back to back) - we know how difficult it is to win back to back titles in europe.
Nairaland General › Re: Onila. Stop Creating Ur Useless Threads by coogar: 11:19pm On Apr 29, 2012
mamalola19: where una dey get all these info?
na wa make i mind my biz dis time
more pop corns from cinderella,
give me pop corn n booze so i can return ur missing slippers
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Nairaland General › Re: Onila. Stop Creating Ur Useless Threads by coogar: 11:14pm On Apr 29, 2012
acidtalk: Dude no on is laughing here. Don't pretend like you don't know what he is talking about.


Or should we start from your childhood? I bet you won't want us to go down memory lane right? 'Cus that's your greatest nightmare.

Maybe posting a few pictures will make sense or what do you think?
i don't have a dog in this fight but what childhood or what pictures are you talking about?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 11:08pm On Apr 29, 2012
del bosque
pep guardiola
miguel munoz
rafa benitez
juande ramos
javier clemente
luis aragones
jose camacho!

hell, nigeria have produced more managers than italy! grin
Nairaland General › Re: Onila. Stop Creating Ur Useless Threads by coogar: 11:03pm On Apr 29, 2012
acidtalk: The Fo*ol is such a hypocrite. He thinks he can get a girlfriend from bashing fellow guys and taking sides with the ladies.


How can a GAY be a perfect gentleman to ladies when he's only attracted to fellow men.

He is such a low life motherfuc*ker
do you have any shred of evidence that sexkillz is gay?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 10:54pm On Apr 29, 2012
chic2pimp: Has any country produced as many great managers as Italy? Even a rookie like RDM is already showing the tell tell signs of how good he really can become.
holland? spain?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:41pm On Apr 29, 2012
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 10:38pm On Apr 29, 2012
BlueDiva: The dud found form today.
Congratulations are in order. I hope he continues this way.

RDM as manager next season.
I would love AVB to come back as an assistant to RDM, let him learn the ropes properly. cheesy
torres would make you chew your vomitus.
just watch!

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