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nastydamus: My voice has gone hoarse from the screaming.
Meanwhile, whatever happened to Mata over the two legs? We need 11 players who can give a good account of themselves in the final, no half measures.
Luckily, Merieles has taken care of himself and won't feature in the final .
KTBFFH!

chelsea played ultra-defensive - it's not a game meant for mata.
he shouldn't have started.

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intelligence

emotional instability can be managed easily.

Ibime: I fainted when Torres scored. Honest to God. My knees went weak, my vision went black and I fell to the ground. My wife had to catch me to stop me hitting me head on the floor!

I no fit shout!!!!!!

fainted?
when i saw torres galloping towards goal - i was jubilating already.
i knew that was bread n butter for him. that goal alone is worth £50m.
you tools can keep quiet now.

did you hear gary neville's scream when torres scored? damnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!

nateevs: Only this team can do it. This very solid, compact team.
Kudos to every single person who was a part of this.

Very well done.

messi missed a penalty.....in the midst of the chelsea celebration,
that fact has been buried. imagine if ronaldo missed a pen that woulda
taken his team to a european final. hmmmm

nateevs: I am speechless . . . Absolutely speechless.

how's your blood pressure?

dayokanu would tell us the goal torres scored was inconsequential.
torres took chelsea to the final!

nateevs: OMG! You cannot predict that.
You cannot write that.

but the premier league is very weak, isn't it?
a team placed 6th have just beaten european/spanish champions.

dayokanu, another english team in the final.
what says thou? english league is weak or not?

dayokanu: Decent service is when you have a free run at the keeper from the center line?

yes - that was how he score 70% of his goals at liverpool!
drogba wouldn't have scored that. torres' first touch was the key in scoring that goal.

Ibime: Torres is doing his best to give this game away

is he giving it away now? when the service is decent, torres scores.

dayokanu: Torrresssssssssssssssss

that's why you pay £50m for a striker!

drogba has been brilliant.
how many tackles has he won today? he's defending from the front.

i think di matteo should bring in essien now - if essien's fit!

can someone please check nateev's blood pressure?
he hasn't posted in the last 30 mins.

dayokanu: I wish Chelsea qualifies

Ivanovic yellow, Ramires yellow , terry red, All miss the final

it won't make any difference - bayern would get slaughtered tomorrow.

but to be fair, terry is a tool!!!

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what was he thinking? is he in the premier league where there are
no referees at the back of the net? it serves him right.
should chelsea qualify, he won't play in the final against madrid or bayern.

what a cockstain!!!

nateevs: Game on!

maybe now, nattevs n co would cocksuck ramirez.
the dude has been a revelation! mata should come out for essien.

chelsea should go 4-4-1.
2 banks of 4. close down the space between defenders and midfielders.

this is not the game to gung-ho.
it's 45 mins to a european final. chelsea should go ultra-catenaccio.

shymmex: You just showed your ignorance again. I was raised in Peckham, and I know more than 70% of what goes on out there, don't even make South London press - talkless of bigger news media.

typical agbero background.
no wonder you're clueless.

She was born and raised there, where do you expect her to study? And who said: "the country is brimming with racists, skinheads and horrible professors who hound black students up and down the streets of britain?" Definitely not me!!

that's not the point. the point i am trying to make is black, white, green, yellow, there are equal
opportunities in the uk. so tell your lazy-arse kinsmen to stop complaining about racism or discrimination.
if this young doctor can make it, why can't others?

Two examples out of the hundreds of black actors in hollywood, huh? If Spike Lee could make the same statement - who are you argue against it? You sir, suffer from grandiose delusions.

who the hell is spike lee? he's a failure at what he does.
this is why he could come up with a vacuous comment such as that. african americans are
actually worse when it comes to brandishing the race card so i wouldn't take spike lee serious.
however, i expect a herb like you to know better.

Another ignorant comment from the "educated" psychic a la coogar. I'll leave you to your own delusional assumptions.

there's nothing ignorant in what i typed above. you are just too clueless to get it.
you have the same opportunity as your white counterpart. do not under-utilize yourself.
i have come across people like you - they are defeated even before they take exams cos at the
back of your their minds, all they see is negativity.

dayokanu: Thats because Mario Gomez is alive to his duties as a striker and not pissing around the field keeping shape.
If Mario Gomez wasnt doing his job, Robben would easily outscore him. In 2010 when Bayern strikers were not performing, Robben outscored them all

go and find out the number of crosses robben and ribery have laid on the plate this season
before coming out to spout nonsense.

When Sturridge doesnt play Torres still dont score. So whats the point?

it's a general problem. i am not witch-hunting sturridge here but i think he's the leading culprit.
the number of chances the team creates is too low for any striker to thrive. this is why both torres
and drogba have suffered this season which is contrary to your daft opinion that it's because drogba is old.

old drogba poved you wrong against tottenham n barcelona.

We have blamed Lampard, Drogba, Opposing defence and keepers, pitch, noise level, Language for Torres non performance, Now the next person to blame is Sturridge?

the statistics agree with us. tell us one statistic that agrees with you that torres is the problem.
debosky(who used to be as foolish as you, ibime n bluediva) has now seen the light that the chances chelsea create
are nothing to write home about.

ribery - 127 crosses in the league alone - 34 found the intended target
robben - 96 crosses with 22 crosses finding a team-mate.
is it any surprise that gomez has 25 bundesliga goals in the league?

sturridge has 6 accurate crosses in 48 attempted.

shymmex: Nigerians commit crime everywhere, but the ratio of Nigerian kids committing crimes per population in the UK outnumbers that of Nigerians in other civilized countries. Bare in mind that the population of Nigerians in America is arguably twice, or three times the population of Nigerians in UK. The question is, why is rife among Nigerian kids in the UK?

the ratio is less in the united kingdom. however, they get more coverage here.

This can be argued as well - because most of the "successful" black actors in hollywood play stereotypical roles.

dearie me.
samuel l. jackson and will smith all play stereotypical roles
roles ranging from being a father, a cop, an interrogator, a teacher, a coach, boxer, soldier, etc.
your stupidity in megawatts would solve the electricity problems in all the 3rd world countries.

Yes, the youngest doctor in the UK is a Nigerian girl (but gbawe would want us to believe she's a Briton ) - but why did she prefer to practice her profession in Nigeria - rather than stay put in the UK? The young generations are smarter - we know we would be appreciated back in our own country, than stay where they only tolerate us. That's the reality, but I doubt you and gbawe will accept that.

the question should have been - why did she study in the united kingdom in the first place?
after all, the country is brimming with racists, skinheads and horrible professors who hound black students
up and down the streets of britain. she should have studied in congo republic or ghana.

And don't talk about my relatives, because you don't know me.

do i need to know your relatives to guesstimate the type of background you were raised from?

Gbawe: Aburo, shut up. Lo wa ibi jo ko si. You are now making a fool of yourself praising a deranged character like Cap28 who 'meets' with Ghadaffi and Malcolm X secretely till today . You will only be viewed as mad by association same as those who praised and deified Hitler. Cap28 is a certified madman. If new to NL you are best advised to avoid him. Your credibility will be in the gutter siding with such a racist and schizophrenic lunatic suffering from delusional disorder.

Most folks here will know what is written below applies precisely to your idol. The last section in bold is what is accepted by Nairalanders regarding a lunatic who thinks Ghadaffi is alive, Malcolm X is living in Somalia while Tupac had facelift surgery and is now President of an African nation.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delusional_disorder

cap28 suffers from patau syndrome!

shymmex: Listen, don't drag me into your myopic thought process - cap28 is smarter than you, and clueless Gbawe put together. Are you guys not bored of writing long and meaningless essays - without proffering solutions to the issues the OP raised, in his opening post? All I see are two insecure 'oyinbo' wannabes trying too hard to be politically correct, when the same system has accepted, on numerous occasions - that it has failed the minorities.

your attention span is shorter than a congolese midget.
the op did not raise any issue. nigerians commit crime everywhere. it's not only in the uk.
if you want to follow the footsteps of a raving lunatic like cap28, then it's your prerogative.

It's easy to call a decent, and principled guy like cap28 a madman, like you guys want us to believe - because his thought process is different what the 'massa' wants the spooks to think. Your rants on NL won't stop the racist metropolitan police, from stopping and searching you - for driving while black.

cap28? that would be the same lummox that opined there are no successful black actors in hollywood?

You and gbawe need to rid yourselves off this linear thought process, and accept other people's point of view. Your experience, and struggle may be different from his - and based on what I've read so far, and my personal experiences - cap28 is the voice of majority of Nigerians living in the UK. How many Nigerians live in those leafy, terrace, and semi-detached houses in Essex, Kent, Enfield etc..? Dagenham has the largest population of Nigerians in Essex - yet the population of Nigerians living in Dagenham, can't be compared to the population of Nigerians living on Aylesbury Estate alone.

Cap28, please school this white-washed uncle toms.

how many nigerians are ambitious? how many nigerians take it to the next level.
majority of your relatives here are contented with £1000 per month so they remain stagnant.
they can't be bovvered with taking more certification courses or go further ahead in their career.
whose fault would that be? the british? the youngest medical doctor in britain is a nigerian.

if she has the same mindset like the ruminant animal called cap28 and a simpleton like yourself, she would
be sitting on her arse cracking palm kernels in her garden. there are opportunities in the uk if you
are willing to put in the shifts. cap28 is wallowing in acute poverty because he's so used to the normal
nigerian method back-door route of bribery to get by!

afrodoc: i know more abt formations than u at least for u to claim chelsea and united play the same formation

they do!

in another news........

--------cech-------
ivanovic cahill terry cole
---------mikel----------
---meireles---lampard---
mata-----drogba-----ramirez.

what a line-up!

dayokanu: Which of these have as many goals as Sturridge? How many goals has Young and Valencia?

that's the point! which of robben or ribery has scored more than mario gomez?
the snap-shots sturridge take that often leads to goals should have been passes to his
centre-forwards. sturridge as a winger is stealing the glory that should have been for
drogba or torres. if he learns to pass the ball more, more clear-cut chances would be created
and more goals would be scored by the centre-forwards.

torres has more assists than sturridge - what should that tell you if you have a brain?

Torres is banned from scoring from those Set piece assist or whats the point about the set pieces issue?
Chelseas midfielders dont create but Mata created 11 goals this season and Torres couldnt benefit from it.
So we should blame them for not creating enough? when the dud is elsewhere on the field keeping shape or looking for Spanish speakers

it seems you don't grasp what we are talking about.
scoring from the set-piece or not scoring from it is not the issue.
the real mccoy is the low number of clear-cut chances chelsea have created all season.

it says a lot that torres(centre forward) has more goal assists than sturridge(winger).
sturridge has only made 6 accurate crosses in almost 2000 league minutes.
ribery has 11 assists, robben with his injuries has 5 assists.

sturridge has only made 18 key passes. . .torres has made 24 key passes.
i ask again - who's the winger? who's the forward?
sturridge has played 360 more mins than torres.

dayo, over to you.

cap28: Hve u recovered frm the humiliation tht was doled out to u earlier on this thread by shymmex a kid young enough to be ur grandson? believe me it was so entertaining watchng a young man teach teach an old early morng cleaner like u the nuances of thhe english language hahaha, I cn understand why ur up in arms ovr me as I hve givn u one too many dressing downs on this forum which I cn see has left u bitter and enraged.

that would be the same shymmex who cannot discern between ineptitude and typo.
the shame shymmex who did not know there was a difference between prison and jail.
lemme laugh some more - it seems shymmex is the latest progeny from your association of mental handicaps.
shymmex ran away with his scrawny phallus behind his legs. he's clearly too idiotic to reason in an intelligent discourse.
although i must admit he's miles better than you.

Here's the thing u and pretend proffessor gbawe are typical of the type of hungry sufferhead nigerians who wld sell their own mothers just to be allowed to live in this cntry, this is why u cn not relate to pple like me who question the system, unlike u and prof I wasn't starving and destitute before I came here,unlike u I didn't hve to do early morng cleaning jobs or cab drivng in order to feed myself and my family but these r all ur life experiences -thhis is why whitey is god to u-without him u wld be bak in the gutter tht u came frm.

puts things into perspective why it has taken you 4 yrs to complete your masters degree.
cap28, a product of a cassava background who was brought to the united kingdom to be a manservant.
but for social services who got you out of the shackles your guardian tied you with, you would still be
wiping toilet seats with your fat tongue.

you are the one depressed, frustrated and oppressed by the white folks. why don't you just leave the
british isles and go back to your father's village to find something worthwhile to do instead of
dragging his name in the mud? your brain is a terrible thing to waste.

The othr thng abt being in the guttr means u hve no time to educate urself and wen I say eductn I dnt mean cramming those useless textbks thtfunctionl illiterates like u do imean gaining a true understanding of ur immediate envirnmnt ,pple like u and pretend proff merely focus on survival due to the fact tht u r entire time is spent runng frm ur cab drvng job to ur office cleang jobb u therefore r trapped on a treadmill of trying to keep ur head above water, this is why u hve no knwldge,undrstandng or comprehension of wht I talk abt and tht is why u will remain ignornt,xploited and oppressed for life. The way u xpress urself and ur non existent undrstanding of ur immediate environment indicates to me tht ur one of those failed nigerians that has been marking time in the uk for years ,

the fake version of malcolm-x speaketh
you're a disgrace to the sex cells that made you. what's the meaning of the garbage above?
this cretin is confused. you are saying nothing with this racism that has ravaged your being.

pretending as if ur life is fine wen ur jst one paycheck away frm homelessness and destitution. Bettr get down on ur rickety knees and pray u will still hve a job before the end of this year - because as u knw blcks r the last hired and first fired and u will not be the xcepyion to the rule no matter how far uve got ur tongue up whiteys arse!

haha -
if you are fighting joblessness like the whole of your lineage have done in their lives, count me out.
where were you when your mates were running after courses that are lucrative? if there are no jobs for you, go
back home. brt buses are looking for plonkers like yourself. if you need a job, tender your application. i need
a butler. it would be fun watching a deranged animal like yourself serve me tepid tea.

dayokanu: Leave coogar let him continue his brainless yarns like say na only him dey watch Man Utd

When playing 4-2-3-1, The 2 wide men are expected to be scoring threats similar to Robben, C.Ronaldo. etc

But when playing with 2 strikers like Man Utd does, the RW is an assist outlet

so valencia and nani or young are not scoring threats?
see brainfarticles from dayokanu, for bleeps' sake.

debosky: Even with Torres' failings, this abysmal level of chance creation is clearly a big problem - Mata having 11 assists doesn't negate the fact that sufficient chances are not being created at Chelski.

The debate about formations is a red herring - the simple fact is that chances are not being created. If Torres was playing for Liverpool who've been creating a lot but failing to score, then we can blame the striker - clearly this is not the case with Chelski.

mata having 11 assists are mostly from set-pieces.
valencia has 13 assists, he has been injured twice this season and he doesn't take set-pieces.
chelsea create one or 2 chances for torres per game n they expect him to score from the scraps.

in other teams, chances created are up to 10 for their strikers. it leaves a huge margin for errors.
van persie or rooney can miss 5 chances in a match and still bag a hatrick. not the same at chelsea.
the midfielders are lethargic. they create nowt.

ritchboy: Chelsea only started playing this formation under RDM, and one could still argue

A. It's actually 4-2-1-3 not 4-2-3-1.

B. United play 4-4-2 not 4-2-3-1, cos Rooney gets forward/in the box a lot more than Mata does.

C. Torres is pants in any case

rooney that drops so deep you would actually think he's a midfielder?
4-4-2 ko, 5-0-4 ni.

cap28: Of course I agree wth u thts why peniless nobodies like professor gbawe will move to notoriously racist all white enclaves thinking tht they r now above othr blacks who made it possible for them to evn walk the streets wthout being accosted by a grp of racist thugs. Black ppl r the onlly grp of ppl who keep crawling begging and crying for acceptance frm white folks this is why we r universally derided by all othr races. How abt othr races wanting to be like us for a change ? What we need in nigeria is not only political anD economic revolution, we also need a cultural revolution similar to wht happpened undr mao tse tung where enemies of the state were either thrown in prison or cleansed - this cld resolve the prblm of the many deadweights in our midst (the gbawes of this world) but no seriosly we do need a complete overhaul of our mindset because as u correctly stated our ultimate aspiration is to be like massa, the average nigerian has no understanding or awareness of the fact tht tge white man is our enemy, if a race of pple hve historicallyy done nthg but xploit,degrade,steal frm and brutalise ur ppl why wld u still look up to those same ppl as a hero? And yet ignrnt bufoons like professor gbawe spend hours on the internet singing the praises of these same pple

who would read the nonsense you posted above? you are text-typing in 2012?
if you can type this many characters, why use abbreviations? it's a huge turn off.
another evidence you are not as clued up as you claim.

come back here and get your monthly arse-whooping when you type better in clear and concise manner.

Gbawe: I remember that period. To me, that was consumate confirmation that he is a mad-man only deserving of a padded cell. Now that you have jogged my memory, It is obvious I should refrain from discussing with a lunatic who comes out with the most insane conspiracy theory Nairalanders have the misfortune of reading. All this because some folks made broadband access cheap enough for even mad-men to obtain?

never met any nigerian so full of shyte. it's like a man forced to talk
with gerbils up his arse. in his fickle-mind, he is emancipating the minds of black
people with his unintelligent opinions. i wouldn't want to be where i am hated or discriminated
against.

what is cap28 still doing in the uk? he should come here and answer me before i proceed to
piss in his nostrils. he has been completing a 12-month masters degree since 2008 and he's not done
yet. how hypocritical can one be? you hate the white brits and you wouldn't leave the country even
after your visa has since expired.

someone should buy him a strait-jacket! he's loco!!!

afrodoc: chelsea and manchester united do not play the same formation

what do u know about formation?

---------cech----------
bosingwa-terry-luiz-cole
----lampard---mikel-----
sturridge--mata---kalou-
---------torres---------

--------de gea---------
rafael--evans--rio--evra
---carrick--scholes----
valencia--rooney---nani--
--------welbeck----------

case rested!

cap28: Hahaha. The truth is bittr isn't it? I am suprised u cn evn think wth whiteys balls stuffed so far down ur scrawny throat, u r a sad lonely rejected pretend intellectual who is trying to break the monotony of ur miserable life by begging for acceptnce frm a race of pple who treat u like a domesticated animal. Have u no shame ? I repeat wthout the jamaicns who made it possible for u to venture out of ur hme to all those ur so called naija joints u wld have been recovering in hospital wth multiple fractured limbs, pple like u r abt as useful to the black race as a hole in the head, ur speciality is to follo massa ard like a stray dog desperate for his recognition and acceptance this is why u ran to essex of all places to try and rub shoulers wth chavvy racist whites who treat u wth uttetr contempt. Being a complete ignoramus u r too thick to understand tht whites only respect power and wealth, they dny respect sorry arsed nobodies like u who hve scraped their lifesavings together all in a bid to try and live nxt door to someone who hates ur guts,tell me somethng gbawe how many for sale signs went up in the neihbourhood when ur neighbours saw u and ur family moving in hahahaha!
I really pity u , u knw why because u actually think sane self respecting black pple take u seriously but guess what u r a running joke on nl wth ur terrible self delusion and wafer thin ego, do u see how easy it was for me to put my boot into ur fragile ego and shatter it into a thousand pieces? U r fooling no one mr pretend intellectual, instead of filling up the internet wth ur long winded empty and meaningless big grammar why not grow a pair of balls for once in ur life and do smthg abt those criminls in ur own cntry, but of course tht wld be askng too much frm a ball less coward like u

you are a consummate r[i]e[/i]tard!
your propensity to stretch the borders of acute daftness is peerless - how can one be this ignorant in 2012?
cap28 is a psychotic racist. if the united kingdom is so full of shyte like you always claim, what are you still
doing there? i am beginning to think you were once a rap[i]e[/i] victim with the culprits being white brits-

you always come up with asinine comments every now and then how the whites are responsible for all the misery
heaped on the shoulders of your forefathers. why are you so inclined to blame the failure of a life you have
on someone else. don't you get tired spewing the same rubbish every now n then. the brits are evil and yet your
sorry-arse is planted there and you love the country more than you love your village where human beings still get eaten.

Gbawe: Look you rude little prick, what on earth is the matter with you? Why are you so effing angry, hateful and a rabid mad dog 24/7? I have never seen you speak with decorum on this forum and without launching foul-mouthed, obscene tirade against others. You are nothing but an ugly racist who thinks anyone not into your blind hatred is "desperate to be accepted". I have seen you utter the most bizarre and outlandlishly hideous things on this forum yet I ignore you in accepting your right to free speech. I now know you are the sort of weasel and little punk who only gets encouraged when silence is all that meets your filthy and psychotic tirade.

What on earth do you know about the existence of others to be saying what you do? effing Idiot.

I am a patriotic Nigerian plus proud African and, in fact, this is what I particularly loved about the UK. The way, far better than most nations of the world, it empowers Nigerians to exist in their own space and be happy. you may not see it because you are too busy foaming at the mouth with hatred in your little room you hide away in.

Back in the days, if I wanted to go clubbing I could go with my pals to Cynthia's , A naija club, at London bridge where there was even a fuji music room where the Solek crew played !!! There were many joints like that we frequented playing R and B et al (throughout South, East and West London) because me and my Naija pals favoured clubs with our own Nigerian 'ambience' yet a frigging nut job like you has the nerve to insult others, stereotype them and speak of them negatively because they are not destroyed by hatred as you are. What the f.ck is wrong with you? Were you gang despoil.d by some white guys?

Till today, if I want to eat with pals we have good choices of Nigerian restaurants everywhere like Tommys Kitchen, Presidential, Mama Calabar et al. Do you even know where any one of them is MR. Pretend Malcolm X?

In fact the reason I like where I live is because a lot of my pals from Naija are there as well and are happy, fulfilled professionals today. I can pop over to any of 'awon boys' houses , or they come to mine, so we associate, watch soccer, drink and yarn. The UK does not interfere with our association. It does not refuse us licences to run our bars, restaurants, clubs, rent halls and have our Parties et al and a mongrel like you has to interprete issues otherwise because anyone not joining you in proclaiming the white man as evil is a "sell out" desperate for acceptance. My life could not be more black, Nigerian or African if I tried. I am married to an African, my kids have only Nigerian names and I interact mainly with fellow Nigerians and Africans. I remain extremely grounded in my culture and secure in my identity while having the humanity and grace to "live and let live". Yet because I share cyberspace with a hateful animal like you I must endure sheer crap from an ugly cretin who does not know he is the black equivalent of a KKK supremacist.

I have endured your silly tirade on this thread enough and in general. you better learn to steer clear of me you loser. Attack me and, when I have time, I will give it back to you ten times as hard. Fool. You , from your angry writing and hateful rants, are nothing but a hateful loser, hardline racist and waste of space mental case blaming others for your woes. This is why you come on the net and , like an animal, prefer to bark instead of talk. I.m.b.e.c.ile. Don't derail this thread with your madness. Bleep off and let others talk. Keep your frigging opinion to yourself or better still form your own website for fellow racists and hardliners like yourself who think anyone not ranting negatively about the white man is desperate to be accepted by them.

don't waste your time with cap28.
i must have bludgeoned him over 200 times on this same issue. he's a troll that never dies. a typical roach with 9 lives!
his thought process is (t-100)yrs. his opinions now are what sane people had thought some 100 yrs ago.
he's so full of shyte - he still believes gadaffi is alive and the money found in ibori's account was
put there by david cameron to paint nigerians black!

eGuerrilla: Top 20 countries of qualification
PMQ country No. of doctors %
United Kingdom 154,740 62.9%
India 25,555 10.4%
Pakistan 8,729 3.5%
South Africa 5,836 2.4%
Ireland 4,024 1.6%
Nigeria 3,849 1.6%
Germany 3,333 1.4%
Egypt 3,089 1.3%
Sri Lanka 2,366 1.0%
Iraq 2,304 0.9%
Italy 2,312 0.9%
Greece 2,351 1.0%
Australia 2,012 0.8%
Romania 1,940 0.8%
Poland 1,893 0.8%
Hungary 1,379 0.6%
Sudan 1,331 0.5%
Spain 1,221 0.5%
Czech Republic 998 0.4%
Bangladesh 847 0.3%
Total 230,109 93.6%

let us see this same breakdown in america.
you cannot accept there are 21,000 nigerian doctors in the usa while disagreeing
with that of the uk in the same article. what kind of lagos sense is this?
you would have to agree both information are exaggerated!

dayokanu: ^^^ You claim Mata takes the dead balls, In other threads you claim Lampard takes them? And Is Torres allergic to scoring from those set pieces? So question who takes Man Utd dead balls and whats his assist figure like?

in man utd, it's giggs + nani + young or sometimes rooney.
valencia does not take any set piece at man utd.

Valencia plays as a RW in a 4-4-2

Valencia-------------------------Young/Nani

------------Rooney---Welbeck

Vs Sturridge who plays as a RW in a 4-3-3

A RW in a 4-3-3 plays as a striker in most cases and his assist figures cant be compared to that of a winger

A RW in a 4-3-3 is a goal scoring outlet unlike the RW in a 4-4-2 which is expected to be an assist provider

another brain-fart.
chelsea and man utd play 4-2-3-1 formation.
valencia play the same role as sturridge.

dayokanu: And everyone else has been benefitting from these assists both from set plays and from normal plays

Everyone except Fernandud who has severe allergies to them

assists from corner kicks, indirect freekicks make up the bulk of those stats for mata.
compare sturridge(non-set piece taker) to valencia(non-set piece taker). they both play as right
wingers and the effect of what we are saying would dawn on you.

1928 league mins,162 crosses for valencia
1975 league mins, 48 crosses for sturridge

only 6 crosses of sturridge have found a striker in the box in 1975 league mins
40 of valencia's crosses have found the intended target in 1928 league mins.
how do we expect this torres to score when he doesn't get any support?

nuff said!

medjai: Just came across this stat:

Chelsea has the 2nd lowest clear chance(s) created stat amongst the top 6. A clear chance being a chance laid on a plate - 1 v 1, PK, open goal, free header in the 6 yard box etc. In comparison with other teams in the top 6 - City 104, Utd 105, Ars 38, Spurs 84.... Chelsea 59.

Puts the Torres situation in perspective.

don't let dayokanu and his cronies see this. they would think you made it up.
in the previous thread, i highlighted sturridge's appalling number of crosses and they waved it aside.
i asked ibime to tell me how many times it's been laid on the plate for torres to score - he replied
with they are not a bottom team who relies on counter-attack to score.

i have told these herbs torres joined the wrong club. i wish fergie spreads the dough
on him next season to work with rooney. he is exactly the type of striker rooney would
have ahead of him with nani and valencia working the flanks.
nando would bag 50 goals a season in a red shirt.


https://www.eplindex.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/CCC-Created-and-Converted-vis-a-vis-Total-Goals-Scored.jpg
the above is the graph of clear cut chances as at 4th of april in the epl.
look at that graph and tell me how torres is expected to score as many as his peers
and that idiotic obese ibime was telling me lampard is a demi-god and yet they create the
lowest number of chances. it says a lot that charlie adam's liverpool creates more
clear-cut chances than lampard's chelsea.