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Politics / Re: Edo Children’s Literacy, Numeracy Rate Now 70% -obaseki by Coolbite(m): 6:21am On Mar 27
Good development. But most public schools in rural part of Edo State are begging for attention. The 70% literacy and numeracy level must be a product of private education. I am not sure if the Edobest is actually achieving the intended.
Education / Re: A School Teacher Did This To Your Son,as A Parent What Is Your Next Move ? by Coolbite(m): 3:01pm On Mar 20
Jennyclay:
If any nonsense teacher try this rubbish with my child He/She will see the true lioness in human form undecided

I will so much use my teeth and long nails to design his/her body so badly undecided

@ Jennyclay, I'm puzzled, how you want take born the pikin wen you believe say men na scum. Anyhow you wan do am, you go need the spe*m of men. Anyway, I believe say your former man be done you Shey before. In all, you still no fit do without men.
Politics / Re: Yet Another Food Truck Looted By Mobs In Abuja Nigeria by Coolbite(m): 2:01pm On Mar 04
Hmmmmmm, which way Nigeria, ...
Politics / Re: Edo: Who Has Your Vote Among These 3 Candidates? by Coolbite(m): 12:45pm On Feb 24
Slawormirr is still contemplating a change of mind. He is finding it difficult between going for Apata from the same senatorial district as incumbent governor Obaseki and maintaining his earlier stand in favour of zoning which will make him go for Ighodalo of the central senatorial district. APC is not a choice for him.
Crime / Re: Gunmen Kidnap Corpse & Mourners In Enugu, Demand ₦50M Ransom by Coolbite(m): 10:07pm On Feb 19
It is FINISHED!
Politics / Re: Edo 2024: Poll Shows 78% Of Voters Support Zoning by Coolbite(m): 9:34pm On Jan 14
Okay 👍
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Coolbite(m): 5:23pm On Jan 05
[quote author=Elbowla post=127794115]


No sir, the above song has always been in existence, and it's a general song amongst even our great great forefathers'. The song, among the EIYEs, was not even composed becos Buccaneers killed about 2/3 high-ranking EIYEs......Nooooooo!!!.......The song was originally composed by Ilaro EIYEs for KC (Kazeem) in year 2000.


In year 2000, during the yearly SUG week, when students usually organise lots of fun-seeking outings like excursions, symposiums and visiting some popular beaches. The EIYE confraternity also organised their own hangouts to commemorate the SUG week.

The members of EIYE confraternity chose to hangout @ SUNTAN beach @ Badagry with the SUG Execs and other students, their Ibaka then was KC (Kazeem), a very well-built and handsome looking guy. Everyone was @ the beach having the fun of their lives, KC, according to the story, decided to plunge into the foamy beach after downing some couples of Whiskey, EIYEs Ibaka was swimming while his other members were hanging out with one lady or the other.

When it was around 7:00pm or thereabout, when all the beachgoers started heading back to the waiting school bus outside SUNTAN beach.......ALAS!!!......The IBAKA of ARERE NEST was nowhere to be found, everybody......The SUG Execs, the EIYEs and all other students started searching around the beach, the beach bars, the short-let rooms around the beach.

But it's quite unfortunate, KC was nowhere to be found, either within the beach or outside the beach within the Badagry town. Everyone had no choice than to hopped into the waiting school bus and headed back to Ilaro......The EIYEs were nursing the hope that maybe the IBAKA of ARERE NEST may be somewhere with one babe cooling off his head....and may resurface the next day.....!!!!

Day1....Day 2.....Day 3......all came and gone without the appearance of KC. On the 4th Day.....KC's bloated body was found somewhere around Ebute-Meta in Lagos. He was eventually retrieved from the river bank and buried accordingly.

That was when EIYE confraternity composed the song in year 2000........"ARABA tunramu, ODO (river) ngba ARERE lo!!!


SAY NO TO CULTISM!!!
SAY NO TO CULTISM!!!
SAY NO TO CULTISM!!!



WILL CONCLUDE THE LAST PART OF MY STORY TODAY, FRIDAY....... between SEC and NBM of Africa.





Your posts have contributed greatly to enriching this thread. You have done well just like others that have contributed before you to keep the thread going.

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Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Coolbite(m): 4:57pm On Jan 03
[quote author=Elbowla post=127758039]


In continuation, on Thursday, some students, including myself and some members of SUG summoned courage and entered the school cos many of us has 1 or 2 tests to write before the forthcoming exams commence. On getting to the main gate at East Campus (Main Campus), many students, including myself, were thoroughly searched like a drug mule by the school security officials before we could be allowed to get in (Imagine!!!....the security officials that ran away and hid themselves inside the bush the previous day, were now forming a Super-Commando on we the innocenties..... 😄😄).


We all went inside the campus and every student went to their various classes, this was around 10am, I also went to the venue, where I'm to write my EEE 422 test, a very tough Electrical/Electronics HND 2 course. We were actually supposed to write the test @ the Engineering complex, our second campus, but for some sinister reasons, best known to the course lecturer, the man rescheduled the test back to the East (main) campus....hmmm!!!....an area of an ongoing cult clash. It is well.

On getting to the venue of the EEE 422 test @ the East campus, I sat down with my other other coursemates waiting for the lecturer.....we are still in the course of waiting when we heard the sounds of many students running helter and skelter, on looking out through my class window, myself and other coursemates saw some boys, all wearing blacks, with a dangerous look and brandishing some new and shining metallic weapons and marching around while looking @ the faces of many students running up and down!

Many of us, including myself jumped out through the window and scampered everywhere looking for safety. I ran without looking back straight down to the school library, immediately I got to the entrance of the school library in company of some scared-looking born again sisters', the library security man immediately closed and slammed their door to our faces and locked the library door from inside, I was outside the school library with these scared-looking fellowship sisters and some other innocent boys.


These SU ladies started crying and shaking all over, but as a member of SUG, and as an SRC deputy speaker that is well-known by most students, these ladies clinged on me as if me myself even know where to run to. But to the glory of God and the shame of Satan, I accidentally sighted a familiar member of NBM that also happens to be a friend and coursemate, he also saw me with those fellowship sisters at the same time and I immediately raised up my two hands for him to pls rescue me and the ladies, despite the fact that he was on a very deadly mission with his AYE members, he took mercy upon us and guided us along a bush path that passes beside a mini hall called CC Large.

After walking and running, falling down, getting up and walking and running @ the same time, we all bursted out along an untarred road that leads to the express along Pahayi road (Ilaro Poly students can relate).

EEE 422 test, I couldn't write again, my Engineering Mathematics textbook (Stroud) that I intend to read after my test was left inside the class in a hurry when I was running for safety, my bike Tfare got lost in the course of running through the bush, and my apartment @ Lower mission is still very far away from the bush we bursted out from @ Pahayi......Which kain wahala wahala be this!!!


SAY NO TO CULTISM!!!
SAY NO TO CULTISM!!!
SAY NO TO CULTISM!!!


IT BRINGS NOTHING BUT ANGUISH AND AN UNTIMELY DEATH!...... PLS.....FLEEEEEEE!!!


In continuation, the NBM entered the campus around 11am looking for any available EIYE guy @ the East (Main) campus, unfortunately, they couldn't find any @ the main campus, on realising this, they went directly to the boys hostel (Hostel B) to try their luck, when they realised that no single EIYE guy was on East Campus that Thursday, they marched through a motorable road behind Hostel B that leads to the Engineering Complex to try their luck for the last time.

On their way to the Engineering Complex, they met about 5 EIYE guys coming out through a bush path very close to the Mechanical Engineering Workshop.....a bloody fight ensued between SEC and NBM once again. In the course of slicing themselves with dangerous weapons and heavy cudgels (according to an OPC member), some group of well-armed OPC members, who have been drafted by the school management and have been following the AYE members from East Campus to the Engineering Complex stumbled
upon these fighting duo, the OPC members released many direct straight bullets at them, and all of them.....AYEs and EIYEs fled and scampered in different directions inside the bush while the OPC members continued shooting into the bushes continuously.

Unfortunately for a member of NBM, there was an AYE guy that had travelled 2 days before the incident started on Wednesday, he was not informed by his brothers that there was an ongoing war with the EIYE, he was on a bike coming from Lagos with his girlfriend seated in the middle of the bike, their bike was just coming from Ilaro garage when their bike was stopped by some EIYE guys who had already laid ambush around the town and around the bushes that leads to the general park. He was immediately kidnapped with his girlfriend, the bike man was released to go and the AYE guy and his girlfriend were led back into the bush, and through the bush, were led through a lot of short routes to Moloney Annex (EIYEs stronghold).

Immediately, calls were sent to all other EIYE guys in their various ambush locations around the town to quickly assemble back to base, the NBM had no knowledge that a member had already been kidnapped with his girlfriend.

After all the EIYE guys had already assembled back to base, a message was sent by the SEC to NBM informing them that one of their members had already been kidnapped with his girlfriend, and that they should surrender and accept defeat.....or else.....both the guy and his girlfriend will be slaughtered and butchered......hmmmmm!!!!



SAY NO TO CULTISM!!!
SAY NO TO CULTISM!!!
SAY NO TO CULTISM!!!

TO BE CONTINUED (LOW BATTERY).

Shey una dey get low battery 🔋 for obodo oyimbo land grin grin grin just joking 😃

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Politics / Re: Unprincipled Nigerians Disgust Me So Much by Coolbite(m): 10:38pm On Dec 27, 2023
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Food / Re: See The N200 Watermelon I Bought In Calabar This Afternoon by Coolbite(m): 6:48pm On Nov 24, 2023
GoWithGood:
This country is surely heading for a crash. No doubt about tbat.

I was bitterly hungry and decided to use the last N200 on me to boost my energy from where I was coming from, trekking this afternoon.

Before now, you could eat a big size of watermelon for N100 but I guess Nigerian government derives pleasure in suffering the citizens the more.

The size was too tiny that I had to ask the woman, "madam are you sure this is for N200?"

"e be like you no dey this country" - her response.

Well, as the size was too small for me, I almost finished even the shell into my stomach. Hunger bad. God help us.

I think the government has an hidden agenda to wipe away not-well-to-do citizens.

E no go better for APC/Buhari/Tinubu for causing more pains, hunger and suffering to Nigerians.

Please I need financial help or a job. Thanks and God bless.

Qualification and State of residence?
Crime / Re: My TOTO Dey Scratch Me Slay Queen Run Mad After Sleeping With Yahoo Boy For Mone by Coolbite(m): 11:13am On Nov 12, 2023
Will they ever learn?
Politics / Re: Kidnappers Murder Washima Erukaa, Bury Him While Negotiating Ransom by Coolbite(m): 5:50am On Oct 30, 2023
Nnemudi:
please guys, please I've tried to get little help here to no avail, please I beg you in the name of Almighty GOD pls, If any good samaritan can please help me, no matter how little so we can buy foodstuff and cook, I will be very happy. my daughter and I we are starving. Please help us the last time we ate a good food was from our neighbor on  sunday. Since then we have surviving on drinking garri since Monday and the garri we use to have hope has finished. the little money I have I used it to pay for house rent so that we can at least have roof over our head. am pleading for help please, not for my sake but for my daughter please am a single mother. No matter how little it will go a long way to help us. Almighty God bless you

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Send me details of your educational qualifications. What is your highest qualification? You need a job not alms.
Family / Re: As a Christian, Is This Not Enough Reason To Divorce Him? by Coolbite(m): 1:57pm On Sep 09, 2023
If you are in Lagos, and would want to work in Lagos, you can mail me today or reach me on 08150804239
Education / Re: Fanimorous Now In English Dictionary by Coolbite(m): 8:49am On Apr 29, 2023
Beautiful. Indeed, the Yoruba Language itself is fanimorous. More of such inclusions to be expected going forward.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi: Another Unbelievable Phone Conversation Is Coming - Joe Igbokwe by Coolbite(m): 9:18pm On Apr 05, 2023
Which way Nigeria?
Which way to go?
Which way to go?
Many years after independence,...


When children hide behind the walls or doors to eavesdrop at adult discussions, we frown at such acts and may even spank them. Pray you, what do we do to adults who gleefully tap the private phone lines of other people just so they can secretly listen to their private conversation?
Politics / Re: We Will Vote In Labour Party But If They Mess Up Lagosians Will Send Them Packin by Coolbite(m): 6:55pm On Mar 17, 2023
DMerciful:
Where your parents comes from is not as important as where you reside! This simple logic has eluded many black people so they cant make rational decisions.

If you don't live in Ondo state but in Oyo state and you dont care if an incompetent governor wins, after paying tax, who fixes the road to ensure its not death traps? Who fixes the hospitals? Your Ondo gov or Oyo gov where you reside?

Clannishness has finished you guys, why not stay in your Ondo?
Politics / Re: Six States Ask Supreme Court to Declare Tinubu’s Victory Null and Void by Coolbite(m): 6:35pm On Mar 03, 2023
IfnobeGod20:

You know nothing my brother. Tinubu is not a state, he is a person. If anyone want to sue him, he must start at the High Court. Same with APC as an entity.


Oooh, I see. Pardon my layman's opinion.
Politics / Re: Six States Ask Supreme Court to Declare Tinubu’s Victory Null and Void by Coolbite(m): 9:01am On Mar 03, 2023
AdaojoTheUrchin:
This case will be interesting. Thiefnubuu bring all your SANs to court. The ride will be long and tortuous.

The case may be thrown out on technical ground. The responded ought to include the federal government of Nigeria, TINUBU, APC and INEC

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Crime / Re: 4 Siblings Killed By Kidnappers In Taraba After Collecting Ransom, Buried (Pics) by Coolbite(m): 9:43pm On Dec 31, 2022
EmmyDJourno:
No dey vote rubbish una no go hear
If you vote Tinubu or Atiku just know say you, Sapa and shege go form Linear Equation for 8years



It is that '.... linear equation' for me
Politics / Re: Apart From Lagos,which Other Yoruba State Can Obi Get 25%? by Coolbite(m): 9:34am On Nov 27, 2022
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Politics / Re: Fara Dagogo Declare Support For Atiku by Coolbite(m): 8:55am On Nov 20, 2022
Which way Nigeria?
Which way to go?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Offered Surrender Terms By The West After Humiliating Kherson Loss by Coolbite(m): 1:48pm On Nov 12, 2022
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Politics / Re: Tinubu Was Clearly Indicted In USA - Lawyer by Coolbite(m): 1:23pm On Nov 10, 2022
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Travel / Re: Japa Issue: My Guy And A Lady. by Coolbite(m): 4:29pm On Nov 08, 2022
It is glaringly obvious that painful premium tears will be the rewards.
Politics / Re: Abia State University Students Hold Rally For Peter Obi & Labour Party by Coolbite(m): 5:50pm On Nov 06, 2022
Seefinish:
I doubt whether youths can come out like this to campaign for Father Abraham or Dubai landlord without mobilization fee.

If you are a student and you don't come out to campaign for Obi and you allow Emi Lokan to come in, the next ASSU strike will be two years


cheesy cheesy cheesy
Politics / Re: Peter Obi: Even With Gun On My Head, I Won't Say How I Will Deal With Security by Coolbite(m): 5:14am On Oct 25, 2022
Idiotseverywher:
I noticed there are many terrorist,kidnapping syndicates including criminals here on nairaland, you can identity them with their anger as obi refused to give details of his security plans and strategy.
This was one of the things they used against Jonathan, even at a time Jonathan confessed that boko haram was in his government it can be noticed how the military were being compromised , even the abuja prison break was an inside job, I am beginning to suspect all these people who condemning obi for not revealing his security plans




Before nko? Abeg, Peter Obi is smart and good to go as PRESIDENT.
Politics / Re: Video: Worshipers Pray For Peter Obi As He Worships At Revival Assembly Lagos by Coolbite(m): 8:04pm On Jul 31, 2022
Which way Nigeria. Which way to go?
Politics / Re: 20 States Tinubu Is Certain To Win Come 2023 - Jumper524 by Coolbite(m): 7:36pm On Jul 31, 2022
The thinking constructs of Tinubu suppoters are very nightmarish.

Very aptly put, they think like agbado and cassava eaters. ���
Politics / Re: 10 Things that Have worked Together For the Good of Peter Obis Presidency by Coolbite(m): 5:50am On Jul 20, 2022
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Politics / Re: Gunmen Burn Nkporo Police Station In Abia (Photos) by Coolbite(m): 9:23pm On Apr 28, 2021
thebosstrevor1:
A military coup is coming soon....

The reality is it seems the civilians can't handle power, they are more interested in creating choas.

A peaceful military coup will be the solution

No, not the solution, but the end result. It is part of the game plan for the Fulanis to continue in power.
Politics / Re: El-Rufai Announces Plan To Lay Off Public Servants In Kaduna by Coolbite(m): 7:48am On Apr 13, 2021
Hmmmmmm

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