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[quote author=Elbowla post=127794115]No sir, the above song has always been in existence, and it's a general song amongst even our great great forefathers'. The song, among the EIYEs, was not even composed becos Buccaneers killed about 2/3 high-ranking EIYEs......Nooooooo!!!.......The song was originally composed by Ilaro EIYEs for KC (Kazeem) in year 2000. In year 2000, during the yearly SUG week, when students usually organise lots of fun-seeking outings like excursions, symposiums and visiting some popular beaches. The EIYE confraternity also organised their own hangouts to commemorate the SUG week. The members of EIYE confraternity chose to hangout @ SUNTAN beach @ Badagry with the SUG Execs and other students, their Ibaka then was KC (Kazeem), a very well-built and handsome looking guy. Everyone was @ the beach having the fun of their lives, KC, according to the story, decided to plunge into the foamy beach after downing some couples of Whiskey, EIYEs Ibaka was swimming while his other members were hanging out with one lady or the other. When it was around 7:00pm or thereabout, when all the beachgoers started heading back to the waiting school bus outside SUNTAN beach.......ALAS!!!......The IBAKA of ARERE NEST was nowhere to be found, everybody......The SUG Execs, the EIYEs and all other students started searching around the beach, the beach bars, the short-let rooms around the beach. But it's quite unfortunate, KC was nowhere to be found, either within the beach or outside the beach within the Badagry town. Everyone had no choice than to hopped into the waiting school bus and headed back to Ilaro......The EIYEs were nursing the hope that maybe the IBAKA of ARERE NEST may be somewhere with one babe cooling off his head....and may resurface the next day.....!!!! Day1....Day 2.....Day 3......all came and gone without the appearance of KC. On the 4th Day.....KC's bloated body was found somewhere around Ebute-Meta in Lagos. He was eventually retrieved from the river bank and buried accordingly. That was when EIYE confraternity composed the song in year 2000........"ARABA tunramu, ODO (river) ngba ARERE lo!!! SAY NO TO CULTISM!!! SAY NO TO CULTISM!!! SAY NO TO CULTISM!!! WILL CONCLUDE THE LAST PART OF MY STORY TODAY, FRIDAY....... between SEC and NBM of Africa. Your posts have contributed greatly to enriching this thread. You have done well just like others that have contributed before you to keep the thread going. |
[quote author=Elbowla post=127758039]In continuation, on Thursday, some students, including myself and some members of SUG summoned courage and entered the school cos many of us has 1 or 2 tests to write before the forthcoming exams commence. On getting to the main gate at East Campus (Main Campus), many students, including myself, were thoroughly searched like a drug mule by the school security officials before we could be allowed to get in (Imagine!!!....the security officials that ran away and hid themselves inside the bush the previous day, were now forming a Super-Commando on we the innocenties..... 😄😄). We all went inside the campus and every student went to their various classes, this was around 10am, I also went to the venue, where I'm to write my EEE 422 test, a very tough Electrical/Electronics HND 2 course. We were actually supposed to write the test @ the Engineering complex, our second campus, but for some sinister reasons, best known to the course lecturer, the man rescheduled the test back to the East (main) campus....hmmm!!!....an area of an ongoing cult clash. It is well. On getting to the venue of the EEE 422 test @ the East campus, I sat down with my other other coursemates waiting for the lecturer.....we are still in the course of waiting when we heard the sounds of many students running helter and skelter, on looking out through my class window, myself and other coursemates saw some boys, all wearing blacks, with a dangerous look and brandishing some new and shining metallic weapons and marching around while looking @ the faces of many students running up and down! Many of us, including myself jumped out through the window and scampered everywhere looking for safety. I ran without looking back straight down to the school library, immediately I got to the entrance of the school library in company of some scared-looking born again sisters', the library security man immediately closed and slammed their door to our faces and locked the library door from inside, I was outside the school library with these scared-looking fellowship sisters and some other innocent boys. These SU ladies started crying and shaking all over, but as a member of SUG, and as an SRC deputy speaker that is well-known by most students, these ladies clinged on me as if me myself even know where to run to. But to the glory of God and the shame of Satan, I accidentally sighted a familiar member of NBM that also happens to be a friend and coursemate, he also saw me with those fellowship sisters at the same time and I immediately raised up my two hands for him to pls rescue me and the ladies, despite the fact that he was on a very deadly mission with his AYE members, he took mercy upon us and guided us along a bush path that passes beside a mini hall called CC Large. After walking and running, falling down, getting up and walking and running @ the same time, we all bursted out along an untarred road that leads to the express along Pahayi road (Ilaro Poly students can relate). EEE 422 test, I couldn't write again, my Engineering Mathematics textbook (Stroud) that I intend to read after my test was left inside the class in a hurry when I was running for safety, my bike Tfare got lost in the course of running through the bush, and my apartment @ Lower mission is still very far away from the bush we bursted out from @ Pahayi......Which kain wahala wahala be this!!! SAY NO TO CULTISM!!! SAY NO TO CULTISM!!! SAY NO TO CULTISM!!! IT BRINGS NOTHING BUT ANGUISH AND AN UNTIMELY DEATH!...... PLS.....FLEEEEEEE!!! In continuation, the NBM entered the campus around 11am looking for any available EIYE guy @ the East (Main) campus, unfortunately, they couldn't find any @ the main campus, on realising this, they went directly to the boys hostel (Hostel B) to try their luck, when they realised that no single EIYE guy was on East Campus that Thursday, they marched through a motorable road behind Hostel B that leads to the Engineering Complex to try their luck for the last time. On their way to the Engineering Complex, they met about 5 EIYE guys coming out through a bush path very close to the Mechanical Engineering Workshop.....a bloody fight ensued between SEC and NBM once again. In the course of slicing themselves with dangerous weapons and heavy cudgels (according to an OPC member), some group of well-armed OPC members, who have been drafted by the school management and have been following the AYE members from East Campus to the Engineering Complex stumbled upon these fighting duo, the OPC members released many direct straight bullets at them, and all of them.....AYEs and EIYEs fled and scampered in different directions inside the bush while the OPC members continued shooting into the bushes continuously. Unfortunately for a member of NBM, there was an AYE guy that had travelled 2 days before the incident started on Wednesday, he was not informed by his brothers that there was an ongoing war with the EIYE, he was on a bike coming from Lagos with his girlfriend seated in the middle of the bike, their bike was just coming from Ilaro garage when their bike was stopped by some EIYE guys who had already laid ambush around the town and around the bushes that leads to the general park. He was immediately kidnapped with his girlfriend, the bike man was released to go and the AYE guy and his girlfriend were led back into the bush, and through the bush, were led through a lot of short routes to Moloney Annex (EIYEs stronghold). Immediately, calls were sent to all other EIYE guys in their various ambush locations around the town to quickly assemble back to base, the NBM had no knowledge that a member had already been kidnapped with his girlfriend. After all the EIYE guys had already assembled back to base, a message was sent by the SEC to NBM informing them that one of their members had already been kidnapped with his girlfriend, and that they should surrender and accept defeat.....or else.....both the guy and his girlfriend will be slaughtered and butchered......hmmmmm!!!! SAY NO TO CULTISM!!! SAY NO TO CULTISM!!! SAY NO TO CULTISM!!! TO BE CONTINUED (LOW BATTERY). Shey una dey get low battery 🔋 for obodo oyimbo land just joking 😃 |
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GoWithGood:Qualification and State of residence? |
Will they ever learn? |
Nnemudi:to Send me details of your educational qualifications. What is your highest qualification? You need a job not alms. |
If you are in Lagos, and would want to work in Lagos, you can mail me today or reach me on 08150804239 |
Beautiful. Indeed, the Yoruba Language itself is fanimorous. More of such inclusions to be expected going forward. |
Which way Nigeria? Which way to go? Which way to go? Many years after independence,... When children hide behind the walls or doors to eavesdrop at adult discussions, we frown at such acts and may even spank them. Pray you, what do we do to adults who gleefully tap the private phone lines of other people just so they can secretly listen to their private conversation? |
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IfnobeGod20:Oooh, I see. Pardon my layman's opinion. |
AdaojoTheUrchin:The case may be thrown out on technical ground. The responded ought to include the federal government of Nigeria, TINUBU, APC and INEC |
EmmyDJourno:It is that '.... linear equation' for me |
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Which way Nigeria? Which way to go? |
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It is glaringly obvious that painful premium tears will be the rewards. |
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Idiotseverywher:Before nko? Abeg, Peter Obi is smart and good to go as PRESIDENT. |
Which way Nigeria. Which way to go? |
The thinking constructs of Tinubu suppoters are very nightmarish. Very aptly put, they think like agbado and cassava eaters. ��� |
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thebosstrevor1:No, not the solution, but the end result. It is part of the game plan for the Fulanis to continue in power. |
Hmmmmmm |
Which way Nigeria? |
Which way naijiria! Is this the beginning of the end... or the end of the beginning? |
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... Meanwhile, out of the 36 JCAs from the South West (where Muslims are a majority), ... |
You named them animal branch, and realistically expect them not to behave animalistically. Besides, the police have refused to learn from the #endsars incident. It appears they will never change. My condolences to the bereaved family. |
Nigeria my country, which way are you heading to? Why are you retrogressing while all others are progressing. Why! Why!!! Why!!! The daily trend of killings of humans must abate. |