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Autos › Re: Make 10 Pounds In 5 Minutes , 50 Pounds Each Day Or More by coolguyz(m): 2:23pm On Feb 23, 2009
@busybody

u take style harsh small oo as u just hit d nail on top d matter wtout any patch-patch cheesy cheesy, but by the way, @poster, i think u better comply wt d advise given u else, !
Jokes Etc › Re: Riddles! Answers Needed! by coolguyz(m): 2:20pm On Feb 23, 2009
***veri busy sharpening my cutlass***
Jokes Etc › Re: Riddles! Answers Needed! by coolguyz(m): 12:08pm On Feb 23, 2009
i'l bring tooth-pick and napkin along, afterall, i'm donating something na!
Jokes Etc › Re: HEY JOKERS - BEEN MISSING YOU by coolguyz(m): 12:03pm On Feb 23, 2009
exactly wetin i mean,

by the way, i follow join the casts too - i confess i take style miss u gidi gan!

cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Riddles! Answers Needed! by coolguyz(m): 11:50am On Feb 23, 2009
haba!, romsy wen u turn to our brodas in black for checking-point?

over chicken wey dem never fulfil, dts BAD angry angry angry
Jokes Etc › Re: HEY JOKERS - BEEN MISSING YOU by coolguyz(m): 11:21am On Feb 23, 2009
''[/b]return of gabby[b]''

- a nairaland miniseries

nairaland, a forum of drama cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Riddles! Answers Needed! by coolguyz(m): 11:20am On Feb 23, 2009
hw many of us are u inviting for diner over 1 chicken? me alone sef fit chop one chicken for one seating if nt for austerity wey dey town now.
but remember its my riddle dt won u d freebie oo so, guests must get priority listings, i'm number 1 cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by coolguyz(m): 11:16am On Feb 23, 2009
ummm, well, unless dem wan relate me wt my great grand papa dt was a police man in d days of over-starched brown khaki shorts cheesy.
Jokes Etc › Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by coolguyz(m): 11:06am On Feb 23, 2009
still stand by my earlier post, N5 can cause kasala in dis downturn.

by d way, police don dey gv change ooo, police hail me inside my jalopy say hw sunday, i gv N50 say i nid change wey i go use gv him fellow bros wey still dey front and he gv me N30 bac. grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Riddles! Answers Needed! by coolguyz(m): 11:02am On Feb 23, 2009
well, since ur granfa don promise u 1 life chicken (invite me to diner to chop wen una don bbq d thing), no need for award again, i no kuku promise anythin b4 sef

bt anyways, if he doesnt fulfil, i got N5 hia for u grin grin grin

wink
Jokes Etc › Re: Riddles! Answers Needed! by coolguyz(m): 10:38am On Feb 23, 2009
Solution:, mathematically solving the riddle -

The mother is 21 years older than the child.
M = C + 21

In 6 years from now the mum will be 5 times as old as the child.
M + 6 = (C + 6) x 5

Hence,
C + 21 + 6 = (C + 6) x 5
C + 27 = 5C + 30
-3 = 4C
C = -3/4

The child is -3/4 years old, that is, the child will b born in 9 months time.

Thus, by mathematical deduction,
Right now, the father is on top of the mother, planting the seed grin grin grin.

as tym i posted the riddle, the father was actually on top of romade (she confessed to it in her answer to the riddle).

congrats romade, u the only one wt the correct answer, guess cos u hd the orijo wt u
cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Riddles! Answers Needed! by coolguyz(m): 6:23pm On Feb 20, 2009
, angry angry angry,
Jokes Etc › Re: Riddles! Answers Needed! by coolguyz(m): 6:02pm On Feb 20, 2009
@KEREWA

angry angry angry!


@ romade

are u the son's, lipsrsealed??
Jokes Etc › Re: Riddles! Answers Needed! by coolguyz(m): 4:54pm On Feb 20, 2009
where's Hustler sef, my people shld try answer my own ogbonge RIDDLE too (but no N5 reward oooo)


A mother is 21 years older than the child.
6 years from now the mother will be 5 times as old as the child.

Question : Where's the father?

happy brain-storming cool!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Riddles! Answers Needed! by coolguyz(m): 4:51pm On Feb 20, 2009
i bn wan run things b4 but my liver cut cos some1 do ofofo for me say she be dracula and dey suck blood dt tym na im i tear scoobie doo race no look back grin, so i went after princesa but na once a blue moon i dey smell her scent cry

by d way, where arth thou gabbyhuh?
Music/Radio › Re: Favourite Rap Lines By Nigerian Rappers by coolguyz(m): 9:07am On Feb 20, 2009
''i'm like change, u can't STOP it''

- ruggedman (Pherowshuz ft 9ice and Ruggedman - Abuja to Lagos)

o n BANGING si won leti cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by coolguyz(m): 4:53pm On Feb 19, 2009
just a thot, if benitez gets it ryt this sunday, wont hughes be the next manager to pack his bags?

dreaming us dismantling the city by 3 goals, (benitez please no hypertension line-up ooo)

LIVERPOOL 4 LIFE cool!
Jokes Etc › Re: Riddles! Answers Needed! by coolguyz(m): 3:03pm On Feb 19, 2009
i think that shld be left wt gaby to clear the air, cos u never can tell!

hings happen grin
Celebrities › Re: Timaya Crazy About Empress Njama by coolguyz(m): 4:21pm On Feb 16, 2009
aburo rabiu [sub](of the fuji house of commotion fame)[/sub] ni

wt dis kain backside wey, lipsrsealed
Music/Radio › Re: Favourite Rap Lines By Nigerian Rappers by coolguyz(m): 11:56am On Feb 16, 2009
''mcee trying to diss me to tempt me, u aint no where neaqr to match me, ''

- ruggedman (banging)


''ur whole album can't compare wt 2 verses of mine, ''

- Ghetto P (Big Baby - mode nine diss track)
Autos › Re: BABEISME... pre-order ur rides now and recieve in 3 weeks+ free blackberry storm by coolguyz(m): 5:56pm On Feb 13, 2009
finally, i'm seriously vexing wt yu oooo angry angry angry, i don call u tire begin fear sef

but for that thing i'm cruising and i-phone i take dey denge i for don vex reach mountain everest fa grin grin. i don miss u no b small, hw far wt the offline messages i left on ur yahoohuh?

dem no wan make me rest oo, i'l holla u again nw dt u back.

some of us hv rily bn on the fence on the auto section for awhile now after the unfortunate infiltration of 5th columnists. we don talk peace and advice before so tey advise sef finish for wisdom-land but some were just bent on turning the whole thing upside down sha, but dnt let dt deter u. just drop ur advert even wen dey derail the thread, serious pple will always get across,

u da BOMB jare cool!
Music/Radio › Re: Who Says Rugged Man Isnt A Rapper? by coolguyz(m): 5:40pm On Feb 13, 2009
kay,

ur YM id is hidden, but dt ur pix oppress oooo. still see hw we can reach out bruv,

peace cool!
Jokes Etc › Re: Riddles! Answers Needed! by coolguyz(m): 4:28pm On Feb 13, 2009
ma binu jare eniyan mi, i was just yoking ni grin grin grin
Music/Radio › Re: Who Says Rugged Man Isnt A Rapper? by coolguyz(m): 11:54am On Feb 13, 2009
kay,

i'm cool man, will surely hit u up.

rugged is my number 1 any day and i respect other artistes too but for soo long some HATERS around hv just been trying to pull him down here cos they cant relate wt his music. it piss me and hv to stand up for him jare.

auto section is not wat it was b4, now i just read and save myself from posting anything there, hope to read from u soon. check ur mail soonest!

cool
Music/Radio › Re: Who Says Rugged Man Isnt A Rapper? by coolguyz(m): 11:28am On Feb 13, 2009
its either one of the three or three of the above grin grin grin

Dem haters are just too lost to admit, i dedicate Watch Me to ya all Rugged Haters tongue!

love me or hate me, its PEACE or WAR!
Jokes Etc › Re: Riddles! Answers Needed! by coolguyz(m): 11:23am On Feb 13, 2009
haba!, romade take style mean. shei dt was a nice bullet shot,

carry stool, sits down and watch for two-fighting adie meji nja on NL grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by coolguyz(m): 11:19am On Feb 13, 2009
exactly wat we are saying, grin grin grin
Music/Radio › Re: 'modenine Is A Bastard And Will Die A Pauper' ----ruggedman by coolguyz(m): 11:14am On Feb 13, 2009
@blinx

pls help me BANG it like s*x into their ears.

even with BOMB for dem body, dem still no fit BLOW up

we don teach am lesson, we happy say he listen (trying to do the local stuff just that abinibi is far from ability) now na tym to feel free like person wey just come from prison


we loving this guy no be small, ''The name is still RUGGED let the GAMES begin, (una never plenty reach)''

cool
Music/Radio › Re: 'modenine Is A Bastard And Will Die A Pauper' ----ruggedman by coolguyz(m): 11:07am On Feb 13, 2009
pls who sed modo ddnt try his hands on putting wat the street can feel in his dented rap music career? tell me wat nigerian girlz track was meant to achieve for him (applause from the street abi?), heard anoda pidgin track he dd like dt and i can only laaf at his wacked attempt embarassed. but nt to worry, i think he's stepping up at least thanx to dj jimmy, his drop in definition collabo was felt a lil than all the album he ever has recorded put togeda grin grin grin.

just hope the M[/b]umushious [b]ODE will learn nt to trade where u dont fit, and when next u see him tell him to take care of his body odour, a close associate in a radio statn sed d guy sweat sooo much under his armpits, and d close-up smell is serious stench grin grin grin.

wt due respect to ur conscience, which face would u rather hv on billboardshuh a burnt shapeless baboon look-alike decked in unfitted attires over engineers' safety boots. visit their sites and see posers and compare for yaself too

take a poll on the street, i doubt if anyone still remember any track from his earlier albums, the pentium ix diss is lost already while ehen pt1, big bros and peace or war diss tracks are still fresh in all naija fans memories as a turning point. same way this deathblow (he had almost 8 diss tracks dedicated to a single person) will fizzle out while banging will not only be rocking airwaves but dancehalls as well,

we BANGING si won leti
Jokes Etc › Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by coolguyz(m): 5:48pm On Feb 12, 2009
na economic crunch make posts plenty for this thread abi wetin. embarassed??

well, if one CEO of a mega bank wan begin earn $1 annually, N5 is BIG money then.


by the way i was just passing and thot i should drop a post and leave so u wont think i dey vex grin

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