casspersteve:
Please help me!
I have history of masturbation but i have stopped it by getting myself a gf.

During romance,i get hard but time to penetrate or wear condom it gets flaccid.
My gf is understandable and we are going to see a doctor today.

Nairalanders please help me out !

You are suffering from “Sexual Performance Anxiety”. You can read more about it...

ebuka10box:
I have been dating this girl for about 4months,sincerely she has been good and she doesn't demand much. I have been loyal for these past months cause I decided to take her serious and shun flirting. I noticed she has been so occupied 3weeks back cause she is always on the phone either chatting or on calls even as late as 12am. I confronted her to tell me the truth if she is having sex outside our relationship , she wanted to deny it but I pressed on. She told me she had a fling with her bestie 2weeks ago in her house. I didn't feel bad cause she cheated on me but the idea of a bestie having sex with her in her house got me upset and she hasn't visited the guy from what she told me. She said that was the only time she cheated in me. I told her its over and since then she has been crying and begging me to come back. Couple of days back I learnt she tried committing suicide and the text messages I have been receiving from her makes me afraid. I don't want her to harm herself or commit suicide neither do I want to go back to the relationship. Please nairalanders,how do I go about this!!!!! I don't want to be blamed after everything when I didn't have bad motives.

I feel very disgusted whenever a lady tells me she has a Male bestie. I always look at the lady with annoyance. So as woman plenty full everywhere na man she see take do bestie. Well na girl/lady wey never see life dey try that rubbish...I know how I being besties with some ladies ended. Las las we go sha cheat on them (My Gf and Her BF)......

ebuka10box:
Thought of that but a friend persuaded me not to. He told me not to quit just like that, he said I should act like we r still dating but show less attention . She is gonna get tired with time.

It doesn’t work all the time. It’s a 50/50 chance. She might not get tired....

AbooNasir:






Oh really? wit all dos things u mentioned,my son clap for yourself, u have made it in Life!!!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. The talk just tire me. He is really a made man with those he mentioned and he really needs an “older” lady to enjoy life with....hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

nairalanduseles:
stupid post u can never drive automatic with two feet it wont work.....
its like saying driving a manual with one foot.
just shows how naive nairalanders are..
naira land useles

Very very funny. I know someone who drives automatic with two feet....Not a new thing

The problem is you are scared to lose her/let her go. I don’t know why ooo. You know why.... Letting her go is the best thing for you now. She will continue cheating and cheating till she dumps you if you don’t pursue that cheating unfaithful h.oe now....

Jokerman:
las las na deeperlife and chosen girl person go marry to have a little peace of mind

You must be joking. Which deeper life?. Same deeper life we know of?. Fear deeper life girls ooooooo. They are the true definition of green snakes...

sevo:
Remind me again how many he scored against Liverpool second leg??

What does it profit una EWU Barcelona to score 36 goals all season and can't score even offside goal when its most needed.,. Abegii...NEXT!!

Stop Hating!!. E show say na jealousy Dey worry you. Seriously...

LesbianBoy:



Van Dijk is still going to win the ballon d'or if he lifts the champions league

Are you for real?. Van dijk ko, Van damme ni....

MrThisandthat:
EFCC were on their own, mans decided to put himself in their radar. You see what happens when one decides to talk too much? Sometimes, you're your own "village people".

Gbam!!!!!. Chop better knuckle boss!!!

Everybody is a moth.e.rfucking hypocrite ooooo (in Demmie Vee’s Voice).......

Motjeth:
exactly since you can't read when you get back home ,even if you are sleepy ,dont go home sleep on d hard desk in class den wake up n read start with one hour dan gradually increase the time ,all the best in your exams

Abi na...I must confess, You are fine oo..

paul100:
Please,i need advice.Since i enter 100 level,i cannot read like i use to read in secondary sch.Anytime,i come back from lectures in the evening after my classes throughout the day,i sleep too much even after setting alarm to wake me,i still sleep till the next morning,and the morning is always covered with classes so i can't read in the morning and my exam are very close.please help me,no insult please

Read all the "readable" for that day in school before going to your hostel. This one worked for me well well....

Davgeez2:
See below

This Davgeez2 guy is the most useless scammer I have ever seen. I have now come do a conclusion that you are as fake and dumb as the bet proofs you always attach to your post. In your mind...your useless mind, you actually predicted Liverpool 4: Barcelona 0 (correct score).....My guy my guy..You are DUMB!!

noble2faith:
Those of you saying that comment was not tribalistic have issues with their discernment. Must the word "tribalism" be boldly written before you guys see it as tribalism. WHat that man said is tribalistically implied! It was said by an Igbo, the lady in that pic is an igbo lady, and the woman Peter is currently married to is a Yoruba woman. Common sense should have told you guys that that comment was tribalistic!

My Oga. The thing just tire me. Simple reasoning with the brain just hard for so many people. Thanks so much for explaining to them.

femmoy:


no need to waste time arguing with a fanatic like u,the two u mentioned are not as recognized as the euro he won. beat it.
please don't mention me again with ur baseless argument.

They are not recognized and they still host the tournaments. You are the one with the baseless argument. Una go dey make unnecessary comparison. C. Ronaldo fans and empty barrels are like 5 & 6..As I don mention you again nko

adeoluphilips:
In a much he cannot replicate the performance he has in Barca with another Team...He is not everything as per football.
Let him perform what he's doing with Barca in Argentina jersey...then I will say he's the best...till then I regard C.Ronaldo as the best...He won Euro cup for his country and He has won UCL 3 times Back to back...

Messi won the Olympics and U-20 FIFA World Cup with which country?... Japan? Or Korea?

femmoy:
far as I can tell,CR7 has 2 things Messi can never get till he retires:
1) 3 times consecutive winnings of UCL and
2) lifting a national team euro 2016

until he does these 2 things,I can never regard him as a GOAT where Ronaldo is.

argue with ur keyboards.

Messi has two things C. Ronaldo doesn’t have and can never have till he retires...

1. Olympic Gold medal (2008)
2. Fifa U-20 World Cup (2005)

Until he achieves these 2 things too, I can never regard him as the GOAT where Messi is.

Argue with your phone..


Talk another one. We Dey wait.....

mankan2k7:
Ronaldo is a real goat, I will take messi serious if he leaves barca and join Leicester city. Before then, hala Ronaldo

The way C. Ronaldo joined Torino abi sampdoria.......

obiekunie1:


OGA! IF YOU LIKE FACE YOUR CIVIL/STRUCTURAL ENGINEERING PROPER, YOU ARE OWING A DEBT WHICH MUST BE PAID!

AND LET ME REMIND YOU THAT THE PUNISHMENT IS AMASSING INTEREST!

WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT YOU MUST PAY THAT DEBT!


THE WORST FORM OF DEBT IS THE DEBT YOU LEAVE FOR YOUR LINEAGE TO PAY.


OGA EVIL AWAITS YOU - YOU BETTER GO SEARCH FOR THAT MAN AND MAKE RECOMPENSE!

THIS IS NOT ABOUT GIVING TO PASTORS OR IMAMS - IT WILL NEVER SET YOU FREE! YOU MUST RETURN WHAT YOU STOLE WITH INTEREST FOR YOU TO SECURE FORGIVENESS FROM MOTHER NATURE!

THE ONLY WAY YOU WILL BE FREE WILL BE UNTIL YOU START FLYING AND STOP MARCHING THE GROUND - BUT SO LONG AS YOU KEEP MARCHING THE GROUND - YOU MUST PAY YOUR DEBT. IT IS PILLING UP!

And who are you to be the Judge Oga?

All Hail KING LION MESSI!!!!

Topmaike007:
Westham and others is enough to silent him or you think they're like getafe and co

Bros. Stop typing all these na. It shows how pained you are seriously. stop it!!!

Topmaike007:
let your Messi go to another league and not be stagnant in a place and let us see if he can score 25 goals in a single season

Don’t you get tired of this “another league story” you use to console yourself everytime?. Don’t you?. As in, don’t you?

kinibigdeal:
Aside the freekick. What other fantastic thing did Messi did today?

Please watch the match all over again

deltateam:


Does the force employ smallie people? There's a particular height they check. Seems there are some gaps to your story.

“Smallish for a guy could be 5”6/5”7. Yes Oga, a 5”6/5”7 guy can serve in the Nigerian force. My uncle is a lil over 5”6 and he is a Nigerian Soldier....

richidinho:
That was how my landlord almost died in wuse zone 3 general hospital, blood level was said to be at a very very low level , the man was turning white, he was rushed to the hospital at exactly 6.00am but no one attended to him till 1.00pm when I got there he was lying on a plastic chair begging them, I asked why he was not been attended to, they were passing blames

I left them went to a nearby beer joint and got myself high, by the time I went back there, I started shouting and attempted to slap everyone, due to my action they probably thot I was a military man, omo see how they were busy on my landlord, within 10min the man was admitted, I paid for 3bags of blood, they performed all d lab magic, administered the blood after 2days he was discharged healthy and in good condition

Till today my landlady that used to talk to me anyhow may be because of my size got to know that we smallish people are mighty inside

brothers and sisters if you are going to a govt hospital with your love ones never forget your craze head for house o... you might need it...their only target patients are the rich

We smallish people are mighty inside. That got me laughing out loud but people no know say na the truth be that. Don’t dare try “ride” a “smallish dude”. If he para for you ehn . You sef go think twice before you take an action. Lol

RemiTinubu:
Ronaldo won euro remember that

oops before you tell me blah blah blah about how he got injured in finals
go back and check how many goals he scored in that tournament and i hope you know that those are goals that brought them to finals

Messi winning under 20
bro go back to sleep even your Messi fellow fans will laugh at you
we're talking about senior international trophy and you're here talking about un20 that mikel was runner up
you should have included un17 that Nigeria won back to back

Did your C Ronaldo win any of them Oga. Na simple question I ask. No need to write plenty story.....European Championship is the same as the Euro you said he won mister I too know C ronaldo....If U-20 and Olympics isn't recognised, why do we still have the tournaments and why do countries still participate in these till today?...Even your C Ronaldo Portugal sef....shebi he play all these tournaments and he sabi ball well, why he no win am na my question to you?...

segunmelvin:
why are you behaving like an illiterate.... So you cant prove a point without insults, abuses and curses or is this part of the requirement to be a messi fan..... Prove your pointless fact without insults please

He has proved his point. Sorry about the insults. What do you have to add or subtract?

RemiTinubu:
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only if they can afford him bro
unfortunately goat Ronaldo don't do osho free football
his bugatti chiron only can buy all the players and staffs of one of those clubs

Meanwhile tell your Messi to try out another club and lead his national team to at least ordinary Copa America then we can even consider him match to Maradona not even goat Ronaldo

Well which one did C ronaldo lead is national team to?...European Championship?.Shey he win any world cup with portugal?...Well Messi won the Olympics with Argentina and U-20 world cup with Argentina....Did your C Ronaldo win any of these?

SilasNwude:
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[s]trash
oga i won't stop it till he proves to be better outside Barcelona shirt
fact is that Ronaldo is better than him
only haters and of course people who doesn't know football thinks otherwise

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Yawnsss!!!. I get very tired of this argument. He should have gone to Parma Or Udinese na make we see if he go win serie a. Let's see who clinches the next Ballon D'Or.....

SilasNwude:
start from telling the scared dwarf to leave his comfort zone for a new challenge

oohhh don't imagine that he'll do better elsewhere at least we've seen that in his national team the only team he has played outside Barcelona

Stop all these your argument Oga. Everyone is getting tired of it....Maybe you should click on this: https://www.goal.com/en-ie/lists/golden-shoe-2018-19-messi-mbappe-ronaldo-europes-top-scorers/qlukekp7wi9s1cgl9fc4y2zo4#1ad8aa1by107b13oigy9bukg0w


Stop all these leave comfort zone talk jare....

Anonymous29:


No wonder....tell her to do something better with her weekends!

with her weekends or with her life in general.....