₦airaland Forum

Mylove55:
did the guy paid the girl father for marriage? So why wil the father refund what he dont know. The guy gave his girlfriend money for eye lashes and painting of her pussy after bleeping the girl and you want the girl to refund the money use in bleeping her, can the guy also return the Bleep?

Madam. Stop all these you are saying abegi. Na only f.uck woman suppose offer for relationship. You just keep repeating f.uck, f.uck, f.uck. Why she come go school in the first place....

Las las dem go ask for money...

Samyj247:
lols I get u brother... na dem dem

Lol....

Samyj247:
no...that's what runs girls do. they call more than one guy for money and no how one magga must fall. she has the experience

Bro, the brain is in quote. Lol....

DaBogu:
Hey guys, I’ve got gist. So ummm a male friend of mine was complaining bitterly to me about an issue. He saw A picture of a female friend of mine and liked her and was interested, he asked for her number, I took permission from her first.

I asked my female friend for permission, the first thing she asked was “is he fine? Does he have a car? Is he rich?” I said yes. She said he had better have a car because she likes cars, so I gave him her number and they got talking. They decided to link up at the mall. The first thing this girl requested was pink berry bloom ice cream/yoghurt, the largest cup abi bucket which cost 5400(remember it was my male friend that was gisting me later on) the guy was astonished and disappointed. (Like why such greed and hunger) he didn’t hesitate, he got it for her. Immediately she demanded a ride to her girlfriends place. He was still shocked! He didn’t hesitate again, he drove her there and he left!

The next day, she texted him with “good morning baby” he replied. She said she wants to come and visit him, that he should come pick her up, this guy drove all the way from his house to hers, which is quite far(27 minutes drive) he picked her up and they went home. When they got home, she just started sleeping, no chance to talk or get to know each other, they didn’t have sex tho. When she woke up, he drove her back, on his way driving her back home, he got an emergency call relating to a serious issue. And they haven’t gone halfway.

He searched and found 1500 and gave her, that she should please enter keke(drop) back home, that he got an emergency call and he has to go home. (The 1500 is 5 times the keke money (drop) back to her home o. She was given enough, And that was the only cash he had with him there. This girl started vexing, that the money is too small, started ranting, collected the money and left angrily. The next day she texted him as usual “good morning baby” he replied. She requested for 2k, that it’s an emergency and she needs it immediately! He said he has already left the house and he’s not with his transfer phone. That he’ll do it when he gets home, it won’t pass that day. They both agreed.

An hour later, this girl texted him asking for the money again, he told her to exercise little patience that he is not at home, this girl started vexing and ranting! Saying he is stingy and broke, ordinary 2k he can’t give her. Was just saying nonsense . He was perplexed, he said I’m stingy? But I got you an ice cream worth 5400, money that people are looking for to use and travel from one state to another, money that people are looking for to use and eat. I bet you yourself can’t afford that ice cream for yourself...

He was so pissed, he told her, that she’s so selfish and wicked. He wanted to send her 5k actually but with this nonchalant attitude, he won’t anymore. She started begging him, apologizing. He said No! That he’s done for good, that God has saved him from Delilah.

He blocked and deleted her number, that’s it. So guys, did she really Bleep up? Or did he take it too far?

Complete the sentence

1. You, your friend, the girl and the entire story.............. (a) no get sense (b) is/are useless (c) all of the above. (50 marks)

Juliet11111:
buy 200# recharge card out of the sum and start calling/begging all the contacts on ur phone for 5k, U must get a positive response from one or two people ( unless you got deadass broke family and friends). Use the remaining 300 for transport to go collect the money.

Beauty with “Brain”.....#respect#

Deicide:
Why should anyone pay for sex?

One way or the other bros......every guy does!

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Please can you post pictures of the TV stand and stools?

ovieigho:
Be like say Na Ned do surety for Naira marley

Nigeria and Drama. Just know how to act well. This Nigeria eh no get future mehn.......

graciamore:
Yes yes yes

So forget about that “past”, do the needful and move on with life. I BELIEVE IN GOD & I BELIEVE IN PRAYER (Communication with the Greatest FATHER ever)....

graciamore:
Hmm my Dad in those days my dad will do everything for us to go to school but inturn will rain course on me and my siblings...he will swear for us when we does something bad..., like we will sufer, it will not be well with us, and so on. and this same man we sell himself so we can go to school...* hmm crying while writing this.* could this be the reason why i have not been able to get any job??

Do you believe in God & prayers??....

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LilMissFavvy:
.....you said when her husbands side chick calls, the wife carries the phone to him.....too bad, that is what happens when a woman feels that marriage is the only achievement she can attain in life. You even said she is a house wife, she is helpless, and dependent, she can even be turned to a slave. As for other independent women who are tolerating cheating men, they are there because of their children. Divorce affects kids more.

So you know.....

SmellingAnus:
two questions I will love to ask you... 1. Are you a Nigerian
2. Are you married?


When single; many Nigerian women seem to say I can't take cheating but when they are married, most of them endure it...

I have a stubborn female cousin that the husband cheats on her... She fights him, did many things to stop him from cheating but it never worked... Until she got tired... When his side chick calls him, she will be the one to take the phone to him... So the husband was now scared of his wife... He became even more respectful to his wife that stopped fighting him... The car he bought for himself, he gave it to his house wife my cousin as a gift while he uses public transport... I will not say he probably doesn't cheat but he now respects my cousin more... Forget some nonsense comments on Nairaland, it's only when you are there you will understand... I am single but majority of my friends are married... If I have 10friends, at least 9 cheat on their wives... (Fact)... So back to my question above

Whah are we now saying my brother. Dem know the fact but dem no Dey like accept...

kingjrofficial:

Simi see trouble

Am I a y**** b**.....

All things being equal, busy people love busy people. Busy people rarely love to associate with, or accommodate people who slow down their momentum.

#WORD#

casspersteve:
Please help me!
I have history of masturbation but i have stopped it by getting myself a gf.

During romance,i get hard but time to penetrate or wear condom it gets flaccid.
My gf is understandable and we are going to see a doctor today.

Nairalanders please help me out !

You are suffering from “Sexual Performance Anxiety”. You can read more about it...

ebuka10box:
I have been dating this girl for about 4months,sincerely she has been good and she doesn't demand much. I have been loyal for these past months cause I decided to take her serious and shun flirting. I noticed she has been so occupied 3weeks back cause she is always on the phone either chatting or on calls even as late as 12am. I confronted her to tell me the truth if she is having sex outside our relationship , she wanted to deny it but I pressed on. She told me she had a fling with her bestie 2weeks ago in her house. I didn't feel bad cause she cheated on me but the idea of a bestie having sex with her in her house got me upset and she hasn't visited the guy from what she told me. She said that was the only time she cheated in me. I told her its over and since then she has been crying and begging me to come back. Couple of days back I learnt she tried committing suicide and the text messages I have been receiving from her makes me afraid. I don't want her to harm herself or commit suicide neither do I want to go back to the relationship. Please nairalanders,how do I go about this!!!!! I don't want to be blamed after everything when I didn't have bad motives.

I feel very disgusted whenever a lady tells me she has a Male bestie. I always look at the lady with annoyance. So as woman plenty full everywhere na man she see take do bestie. Well na girl/lady wey never see life dey try that rubbish...I know how I being besties with some ladies ended. Las las we go sha cheat on them (My Gf and Her BF)......

ebuka10box:
Thought of that but a friend persuaded me not to. He told me not to quit just like that, he said I should act like we r still dating but show less attention . She is gonna get tired with time.

It doesn’t work all the time. It’s a 50/50 chance. She might not get tired....

AbooNasir:
Oh really? wit all dos things u mentioned,my son clap for yourself, u have made it in Life!!!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. The talk just tire me. He is really a made man with those he mentioned and he really needs an “older” lady to enjoy life with....hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

nairalanduseles:
stupid post u can never drive automatic with two feet it wont work.....
its like saying driving a manual with one foot.
just shows how naive nairalanders are..
naira land useles

Very very funny. I know someone who drives automatic with two feet....Not a new thing

The problem is you are scared to lose her/let her go. I don’t know why ooo. You know why.... Letting her go is the best thing for you now. She will continue cheating and cheating till she dumps you if you don’t pursue that cheating unfaithful h.oe now....

Jokerman:
las las na deeperlife and chosen girl person go marry to have a little peace of mind

You must be joking. Which deeper life?. Same deeper life we know of?. Fear deeper life girls ooooooo. They are the true definition of green snakes...

sevo:
Remind me again how many he scored against Liverpool second leg??

What does it profit una EWU Barcelona to score 36 goals all season and can't score even offside goal when its most needed.,. Abegii...NEXT!!

Stop Hating!!. E show say na jealousy Dey worry you. Seriously...

LesbianBoy:
Van Dijk is still going to win the ballon d'or if he lifts the champions league

Are you for real?. Van dijk ko, Van damme ni....

MrThisandthat:
EFCC were on their own, mans decided to put himself in their radar. You see what happens when one decides to talk too much? Sometimes, you're your own "village people".

Gbam!!!!!. Chop better knuckle boss!!!

Everybody is a moth.e.rfucking hypocrite ooooo (in Demmie Vee’s Voice).......

Motjeth:
exactly since you can't read when you get back home ,even if you are sleepy ,dont go home sleep on d hard desk in class den wake up n read start with one hour dan gradually increase the time ,all the best in your exams

Abi na...I must confess, You are fine oo..