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tutaboi:
The love i have for Ronaldo is endless

Good for.you

#MESSIRULES#

landmark86:
Buy Messi go Monaco then
What will you now called Ronaldo?
The Oracle I guess

Just be making yourself happy there you hear...

Born2conquer:
Everything seems on the right track for me ,except for just omw thing..

Mh sex life.. The last time I Ever enjoyed sex was the time I was disvirgined..I really performed well..and even after releasing thrice I still have my divk hard..

Since then..I've been a disgrace to myself..

I have a very sweet tongue that can melt any girl to bed.
My pre-intimacy is topnotch and I can turn any gurl on with my pre-intimacy..

One problem SEX!! when it's time to penetrate like this..I do go flaccid..I am telling you.. FLACCID to the last point.

Note.. The ecstasy of wanting to have sex would still be there but I just can't get the divk up again..


A lady came from Lagos.. pre-intimacy was on point, when it got to the sex part..I went down

Same as every other ladies I've met after that.

I'm not depressed and my self esteem ain't down!! I'm just always worried and because of that I no longer entertain ladies over yo my side..

I've taken watermelon before sex, cucumber, groundnut.. Honey solution ,garlic

Every recommendations!!!!!


I don't just know..the pain of seeing that Ass and not being able to do anything

Sexual Performance Anxiety!!. It happens. Read more about it.

indomitable234:
Fake story , you can't withdraw more than 500k for savings account and 3m for corporate account how come amaka was able to withdraw 5m

I have a First Bank Savings account and can withdraw N1 million....

SEXYBILLIONAIRE:
if she cheated and u got proof, beat her mercilessly, if possible break her eye........

..and if she slumps and dies while doing all these nko?......

Monaco Vs Club Brugge - 1X.......Are you for real?. Why you go play that kind game

Naza25:
Rubbish, they are not dating, they are just using foolish people's heads to make more money for themselves

Simple as ABC. You know something my Oga. They are just attention seekers and will do anything to gain that attention.

sweetkev:
Trophy has taken over all beers in Nigeria. Their juju strong die

I tell you Boss. Their Juju strong!!!

sirevee:
Please tell them that even Dildier Drogba and Mohammed Salah has spread goals across 3 major leagues.

My Oga. I no just understand.. C. Ronaldo fans can like to argueee!. I just tire....

olaolaking:
And why had ibro not score 400 goals across?

Ask Google!!. So its now about the number of goals and not about spreading goals across Major League abi. Una C. Ronaldo fans just like unnecessary argument..So for your mind, you think/feel say C. Ronaldo better pass Zlatan Ibrahimović...hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

olaolaking:
That is not the point. The point is that Ronaldo spread his goals across 3 major leagues

is he the first person to spread goals across 3 major leagues?. Why una no want make we hear word na....Zlatan Ibrahimović nko??

Frezhkid10:
.... yaba college of Technology....

Yaba College of "Tension".......

victorian:
If I meet my bf in a restaurant when he said he's at home waiting for me. Yes I will be surprised, I will smile to myself and walk towards his table with glittering angry eyes. if there is an extra seat, I will seat down and smile at both of them, then back to him and say : honey, I was on my way to your house, like u said on phone, few minutes ago, that you were at home waiting for me and missing me but how come u are here with a lady?
And who is she?

His answer there and then will decide if he's lying, if he's cheating on me and if he's simply a waste of time and space. There and then, my decision will be made after he has answered my questions. I don't leave things hanging and presume just by what I see.

I don't procrastinate. I don't run away hurriedly. I face things squarely immediately . So there will be no perhaps. Your guy would have simply gotten his answer there and then, than walking hurriedly away and zooming off. Cmon? That's childish.

Huh?. Easier said than done....Abegi, make we hear word

jabor4Naija:
144million naira on shoes? I don't think dangote entire closet cost dat much, well that's what u c wen its not clean money. Make him buy more na him money

Says who?. Do you think Dangote and the rest wear "rubbish"??.

revolt:
pls don't come here and talk rubbish. Asides the ipaja megida road the other roads are like there was an atomic bomb detonation there. Baruwa and ashipa road are clearly the worst roads ive ever seen in my life time.

I no even know which one worse pass for that Baruwa road and Ashipa road. Baruwa inside (Pako) to Oluwaga is getting worse daily....

fredoooooo:
OLUWAMESSI AKANMUADE .... Omo kan soso bi mIllion

Gbayiiiiiiiiiii!!!

nelsonebby:
so you think Ronaldo actually plays better than Messi

He thinks?. Huh?. He knows and He is saying nothing but the truth

darkchild64:
To be honest sometimes I get really mad at this comparison,yes Cristiano Ronaldo is a world class player,he has scored so many goals and has many individual trophies,but no he is not better than Lionel messi,like I said earlier I love Ronaldo,real Madrid and Manchester united and of course I dislike Barcelona but come on let's be real,the only part of the game that Ronaldo is ahead of messi is on his aerial prowess,give me Lionel messi and Ronaldo and I would choose Lionel messi one million times,like seriously this is not even an argument for me

The thing just tire me my Brother..I swear..I don't even argue over this matter again....

CorGier:
but he's right cos in his case he dodged a bullet.
Choosing one's battles is not necessarily an act of cowardice. Like Machiavelli once said, when you find yourself second guessing a decision, then it's best not be taken.

BTW, If a chick can't "woman" up herself and strike a convo, then let them keep stealing glances at each other like idíots, it's allowed. Be comfortable with uncomfortable situations; the onus ain't solely on him to kill the tension, or break the silence.

In fact, some days a guy might just want to appreciate the aesthetics in the feminine, to feel her essence and energy without the necessity to conquer her. It's not being a "sissy, " it's simply living life on your own terms.

Chop better Knuckle Boss....

ovieokodhi:
mtn only

I know. I have MTN too

ovieokodhi:
abeg no vex I don tire some guys replied me with their num just ask them it is not a code

Help me oo Bros. 09024595312 . Thanks in advance

Anonymous1223:
Please I need matured minds to advise me on this. Positive and negative criticism are welcomed cause I need to see through other people's eyes. Thanks

I am a beautiful black lady with 1ft .63". I weigh 50kg and trust me have got natural curves. A real man will look at me twice. I have always loved my man Tall, dark and handsome with the most important being Tall. Since am not too tall, I have always wanted a man that can compliment my height. The truth is height and looks is the first thing that attracts me to a man. I hate short guys & guys that are just a little taller than I am. No matter how rich or good looking they are, I won't date them
I have been dating this guy for couple of months now and believe me we are in love. When he first asked me out I said to myself I can't date him, because he is just a little taller than me and he is IK Ogbonna type of man(bald), jeez, I have long hair and I always love men with nice hair so my kids can be hairy too. But one thing led to the other, I can't explain how the chemistry came to be and we started dating. He has been a good bf so far I swear, makes me laugh all the time, makes out time even in his busy schedule. He is in my thoughts all the time and I just want to be with him.
The problem now is anytime I see a tall man, be it picture or physically, I always wish my man is like that. I fear that my kids might be short and bald or less hairy too. At times I wonder if the love I have for him is strong enough to write off his physical looks so that when a tall, hairy man asks me out now or even after marriage I will say NO.
We plan getting married next year and he might pop the question sooner than I expect cause we fantasize about everything. Time is not on my side am in my late 30s.

Please should I just keep waiting for a tall guy? What can I do to look past his not been tall and bald especially not been tall. I want a man I will love unconditionally. Please help me.

P. S; I am okay with his looks, pockets and every other thing. My only problem is height and the hair cause of hereditary

huh?. You are 1 ft 63"... I am not understanding this your height oo

sacajawea:
Are you Close to him?

If I say "Yes", will you believe me?

How do you know he isn't humble?. Are you close to him too?

Ighoga898:
That she'd never done abortion b4..

don't believe that crap a bit. Every girl at a certain point in time has done abortion.

Lie

sacajawea:
Why is this Guy always being Called Humble?

Because he is always Humble

stupidity:
lol. I just being sarcastic bro!

lol. okay

stupidity:
you are a very wicked somebody! How can you ask the guy if he’s girlfriend is aware of his relationship with her? Do you have a heart? This kind question can send a guy to his early grave if you don’t know.

He asked for everyone's opinion. I dropped mine by asking those questions. why don't you just drop yours or ask him you own questions?. Just do that rather than counter me abeg.

mespusinglez:
wow.....I really don't know how to answer this your question

You need to answer it oo my Brother. I just hope you ain't wasting your time with her shaaaa.

Firstly, is she your GF?. Is she aware that she is your GF?

Odetokun3:
Until soldier drill you one day. You will learn how to keep quiet. Why must u rehearse your profession on anyone you meet.

The soldier should have reported him to the necessary authority. When soldiers turn road safety.

North_east calling

..reported the danfo driver to the necessary authority?. How and who he wan report to?. These danfo drivers deserves whatever action is meted on them. Very useless set of people. They are always angry whenever they say you in a clean ride and are ready to bash/scratch your car at any opportunity. Dem know say na you wey get car go pain pass. I don't pity them oo. At all at all.

eliskelly:
I see Ojoro here. Team CR7

You no see "ororo" again nI....