₦airaland Forum

Kentnickole:
she supervises what I touch or press on her phone. she doesn't give me her phone and relax. I asked her for her facebook password she refused.

She is hiding something my brother. It's either she is dating someone else or she is into "coded" runs.

ednut1:
test her with ur rich friend she doesnt know. She go jabo

Excuse me. Is this meant for me or the OP?

Kentnickole:
I'm suspecting my girl friend. please give some clue

Her phone my brother. Is her phone fully "passworded"?. When I mean fully "passworded", I mean her phone, picture/video gallery and most important apps on her phone always locked. If yes, I am 98 percent sure she is into runs.

emmayayodeji:
You must be a fool if you think yahoo boys dont sweat 4 d money

Leave the guy make e dey yarn dust for mouth. Whether He feel say na all yahoo boys dey plus am.....

izombie:
the list is about the best goal not about most significant. Anyone that thinks that bale's goal was better than ronaldo's is just a ronaldo hater. That ronaldo's goal that got even professional footballers buzzing about it.

Because na "Ronaldo" score am. There is really no difference between Bale's goal and Ronaldo's goal....

TheOdd1sOut:
Good evening people.

I met this girl last year January. We met during an interview (which I didn't get) and we were waiting for our turn to get interviewed so we just clicked there. She went in first so I collected her number so when I went in and came out.... She was gone.

When I got home I called her and she picked after two tries. I told her who was speaking and we continued our friendship from there. I felt nothing from the beginning but as time progressed I started catching feelings and I wanted her to date me. But I think it's too late now. I'm so deep in the friend zone that.

1. She calls me "broda mi"(Yoruba for "my brother " whenever we see each other and chat online.

2. I'm so deep in the friend zone that I've met her boyfriend's parents and I know all about him e.g his favorite food, colour, songs etc

3. Her parents even treat me like I'm one of her childhood friends.


Nairalanders please how do I get out if this? Because I'm falling deeper into the abyss called the friend zone every day I stall

She has a BF and you know him and i am sure he knows you too so why don't you just move on and find another girl. How would you feel if some other guy is planning to date your future GF even when he knows about you?. Na so woman scarce reach for your side?

psychologist:
Congratulobia

That's Francis Uzoho not Daniel Akpeyi....

tstx:
learners....

see my signature

Big time LEARNERS

samysmoothfresh:
had a bad day at work or you just don't like being corrected?

Typical Nigerian babes hate being corrected. Even when they are wrong, only a few will accept...

queenbetsy:
Sense wee not kuku kill you




The only thing I talk about with my friends is how to dupe the next maga

Will you dupe me?. Can I be your next "maga"?

bettercreature:
You are a confirm criminal.Oya! send me your address let me come and arrest you
I cant understand why you guys are running away from Nigerian Police,Even if they find someone terrible on your phone you can always negotiate your way out.Just dont try to be smart! Tell them you are a fraudster you will get a good deal

You know something Boss. Na this simple scope most guys no understand.

Shampoo77:
Mmmm odour or smell? Better still you can ask your mama or google your sister vigina to find out..

You tried in vain to make sense...But you couldn't so maybe you try again next time with you brain activated...in the meantime, find something meaningful to do with your time and your miserable life...

Dhayor001:
That feeling.

No more night outs.

You cant go on holidays alone.

No more excessive video games.

You cant go home drunk to stupor.

You have to dress up and go to church on Sundays.

No more one night stands with groupies with big bumbum.

If you get a divorce, she gets half of everything even if she did not contribute a penny.

In fact, kuku kee me

No more wetin?...Story story......If you know, you know..

Optionally:
Please I'm just asking for a friend if it's possible for the vagina to have any odour at all

Odour is majorly an unpleasant/offensive smell. Yes it is very possible. The vagina should have a pleasant/nice smell not an unpleasant one. When a vagina has an unpleasant smell, then the lady has an infection that needs to be treated Asap.

banjeezay:
for me to root for them to win against a whole Argentina, who do u tink i was supporting for the trophy then? Nigeria abi?

Go and sleep abeg. Good night!!

enemmo:
Na wa oh

Don't they have politicians from their village?

I wonder oo. Whether na him born all the villagers..

banjeezay:
Yh i gt time for doubting Thomas like u

You just like wahala sha. Before I continue with you, please can you show me where you said France will win the World Cup On Nairaland. I just went through your recent posts on Nairaland and can't find it. So before you start making unnecessary mouth, please show me Oga!!

banjeezay:
dem dey call u for paris bro

But you get time sha

You are the "MAN". Do the right thing. Act Matured....

kingzjay:
Why would you even go through her accounts?

You want to die before your time

Stop all these "why would you even go through her accounts" story Bros!!. If I wanna go serious with a lady, that's very very compulsory. We must be free to go through our phones and share our passwords at any time....If you can have access to your bae's Facebook, whatsapp and call logs, and your mind is still very much at rest, be sure that bae is 98 percent sincere and honest with you. Baba, you cant be a player all the days of your life. You go still settle down with one bae/give one woman belle (if na only pikin you want). If you wan give woman belle, you no go use condom. So why shouldn't I know her health status and all and what she has been through as at the time I met her and know if she is the sincere type or not......I just hope you understand what I am saying. #My opinion though and that's how I live my life and it has worked well for me#

Shopcheap:
Thanks dear,
Noted

You are welcome Bro

CDCEO001:
If is your business why post it on Nairaland? You are entitled to it and anyone can reply or quote you.
You are sounding angry now, hope this is the last reply from me to you.
You can answer the questions too, you are a Nigerian and it's affecting you too.
Chao.

Please go and sleep abeg. Good night

CDCEO001:
Why can't we walk freely in our own "country" when we did not commit any crime?
Why must people be searched by the police while just walking on the way? To the extent of going through your phone, wallet and other valuables? If we are treated like these in Nigeria how much more in other countries.
I gues is ok with you, I hope you tell us when/if your story changes as you keep entering buses.

And who is telling you i am comfortable with what happened to me or to the guy. Can't i type my own experience in peace again?. Please show me anywhere in my post where i stated i am in support of the harassment.

Maybe you should go back to my post and read it all over again slowly. I didn't have anything incriminating on me so i was relaxed and when they were done searching and all, they let me go. No gra gra, No noise, no running up and down, no hitting me or slapping me. That's the point i am trying to make. Why cause a scene and make unnecessary noise or jump down from a moving vehicle when i know i do not have anything incriminating and i know i am not a criminal?.

Please direct your questions to our Leaders not me. I am in no way related to them. Posting my experience on how i handled "F Sars' harassment" calmly is my business and my life. If you are accosted, handle the situation the best way you can. Na your own life too.

I am not in support of F Sars Harassment, All i did was post how i handled it when i was accosted. Simple as ABC

fineboynl:
oh you are running away. you started what you can't finish. next time don't quote me first

Blah blah blah blah!!!!

fineboynl:
shut up there, you said why he jump from the bus when he was forcefully extorted the Last time.

You have a big problem. You are just a confused fella. Please do not quote me again. Mind your business. I dont argue with an empty barrel. Please. find something to do.

fineboynl:
you shot yourself. if not on illegal duty why are they using a hired commercial danfo bus. nothing else but looking for whom to extort. you are among the people who contributed to the failure of this country directly or indirectly for supporting these criminals called police. why the police fled the scene if they are legitimate.

Who is supporting them?. Did I tell you I gave them a dime. I only typed how I handled the situation. Shey u no sabi read again ni. Wait!, what is your point sef because you are just beating around the bush. So because I typed my experience with them and how I handled issues calmly and not with force or gra gra, it means I am supporting them. Na wa for you. Something is really wrong somewhere.

Abeg face front and find someone else to argue with. I got lots of things to attend to. #Empty Barrel#

profcanada:
I don't need to join words with you best of luck

Was I joining words with you in the first place?. Have a great life!

fineboynl:
you are a fool. just federal SARS on the cap on illegal duty? no official uniform, no name tag. no official vehicle but on a commercial danfo bus, a rag tag set of haggard looking men with AKA47. what's different from them are armed robbers?

Firstly, calling me a fool is totally uncalled for and unnecessary. I will act matured and ignore that part.

Secondly, I can understand your problem. You are completely ignorant and don't know how F Sars officers are dressed and what they look like. You dey find name tag for F Sars uniform and F Sars official vehicle. Whether you think say na Yankee you dey o. You will tell me.

So let me now give you small OT Mr. "I TOO KNOW".. Federal Sars' official uniform is just an black Armless Jacket and black fez cap with F Sars and their Tag number boldly inscribed on the jacket and Fez Cap. That's why most (if not all) of them are mostly on normal Tshirts, Jeans and Trainers with the Armless jacket and Fez cap on.

So you always had the impression that F sars officers have a complete uniform abi. You see your life. ITK no go kill you.

MR ITK, no dey argue blindly ehn! . I argue with facts. This is not my first experience with F Sars and I know what I am talking about. Not you wey just come here dey make unnecessary mouth calling me a fool in the process. Shey you know me before ni abi you Don even see me before. So what's with the insult. I didn't insult you in my first quote. Na wa for you ooo. Na una go dey form Boss online but in real life, na race una dey tear when small wahala happen...

If you like quote me again. I will ignore you because I Don know say you be "empty barrel"......See ya!!!

newbie2018:
you my friend are a weakling... no truer words

Excuse you!. Weakling?. Please define that "Word" and let me know why you called me that. From my own understanding, a weakling is someone who is physically weak or someone who is a coward.

You dont know me and you don't even know how i look like (stature or physical strength). Secondly, if you have been accosted by F. Sars before, you will know a weakling won't act the way I acted. A weakling will shake all through and might even stutter all through. I am sure you have not been accosted by the real F Sars officer na why you dey speak grammar.

You do not need to create a scene and make unnecessary noise to prove a "point". Easy does it oga. Gra gra na for small children. Like I said and will always say.. "Your approach matters always".

Na so una go just dey speak English wey una no understand dey claim grammarian......

And FYI, I don't know you and don't give a f*ck about you so please do me a favour and mind you business because I didn't quote you... If you quote me again, I will ignore you so f*ck off......

CDCEO001:
What if they are not who they say they are? What if they are kidnappers?
I see no reason to ask someone to enter in their bus, they have no right to order you to enter inside the bus when you have been cooperative with them and gave them everything they asked for without any evidence of any crimevto arrest you.
The only reason they will want you to enter the bus is to extort money from you or even kidnap or kill you.
Police are not to be trusted in this country, essentially the ones that will just see you on the road and start searching you and your belongings.
Don't blame the young man, he also told a story of how they collected is only 2,000 in the past and he had to suffer to go home.

Well I entered their bus and they didn't extort money from me/kill me/kidnap me. This is not the first time I am being accosted. They can't be kidnappers. They have their F-Sars jackets and caps on. If while he was trying to run, he was shot nko?... If when he jumped from the bridge, he died nko, how he go tell story?

If you have nothing incriminating on you and you have a valid form of ID, THEY will free you. This is not my first experience with them so I am talking from experience bros. #My Opinion#