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This is the funniest thread this year. People wey matter dey yan, we sef wan dey form. When em set, na Gabon sure pass.

This is the funniest thread this year.

1GB RAM. A big no for me...

donbrowser:
Education in Nigeria is in a sorry state. But it baffles me that despite the high shoulders of Ekiti state, they cant even make the list of top 10.

Honestly, i am not surprise. I am presently serving in Ekiti somewhere at Ekiti East Local government. I teach mathematics and i would say without fear of being contradicted that out of the whole SS3 students, i can only pick three that might sit for their WAEC without expecting expo and most likely they might not make it (imagine 3 out of a class of nothing less than 60) simple -3+4 na wahala. Talk less of complex calculations. English Language is a big problem to them and mostly they hardly study.

martinz1:
Sometimes I wonder how a snake can actually swallow something bigger than its head size

Snakes don't have fixed jaws, the jaws move independent of each other. They eat something far bigger than their head.

UrbanMystique:
Its only in england that a team like Leicester will dream of wining the league. That's why its the best and most competitive league in world. Not some 1 or 2 teams league.

Guardiola will now know that English football no be moin moin when he arrives england.

Lies, didn't Athletico Madrid win their league, what of Wolfsburg. Stop the hyping.

Chuukwudi:
This woman selling things here in Hall E, FUTO.

The woman sells one litre of kerosene for N200.

She fills an empty la casera bottle of 50cl and sells it for N100. Can you imagine. If she realizes that the thing has increased, she'll sell it for N120, making one litre equivalent to N240. That's so unfair.

Parents didn't increase our allowances, but everything has increased. Tummy tummy indomie that goes for N50 previously is now N60, indomie super pack that used to be N60 is now N70.

One bag of pure water, usually N100 but now N150.

Even gala don add money! Boiled egg now is N40.
I have decided to say no to egg! Me, buy single egg for N40? I dey mad? 70naira bread is 100naira now.

I'm tired!

This woman selling things here is a thief!

Buhari is a good man!
He is trying really hard to achieve $1=N1

buy your Kero in bulk from any fuelling station at Ihiagwa or Douglas road. That year wey we b dey Hall B. I hope the school don improve....

musicwriter:
There was actually a documentary about that, I think on Discovery channel or National geographic. Rats were frozen for 7 days and later brought back to life upon thawing. It's just the same way sperms are frozen for years until being implanted into a woman's womb, when there's need to birth a child.

The idea is to get the science advanced such that humans can decide to die temporarily. When the science is fully developed, people can pay and go on a sort of "death holiday" for complete peace of mind. Depending on your requested service package you could decide to die for 1 month, 6 months, 1 year, 5 years, and so on, as you wish.

It's certainly the kind of science I would like to volunteer for, if need be. I can't wait to die!

It's been practiced presently. I saw it on discovery, they use cryogenics to freeze the person (cryonics) but the science has not be perfected.

scarr:
The phone actually sold out in seconds....can't wait to get my hands on dat phone, no be all dis dem dem infinix and tecno grade

honestly, they should open their store here. We need variety in our market.

KuliMart:
We have this devices in stock. For us bringing it down to Nigeria has never be a problem.


Remember all the above brands were been manufactured abroad and imported.


No Tecno nor Infinix phone can match Xiaomi Redmi Note 3 (Python among pythons).

There is a truth to what that guy just said. Personally, i want Redmi 3 but it won't enter Nigeria anytime soon. Imagine the phone sold out in China less than a week.

Love sucks abeg. In short it is just so scarce abi e no dey at all.

princemi:
girls and lies. back then after graduation i bumped into an old school mate , we got talking and she told me she got admission into Futo. i was like wow congrats what course? the next thing i heard was medicine...

lol. For the Futo wey i attend abi another FUTO dey naija.

emzila:
is this an old post in jumia website or current post? thanks in advance for your expected response

Current, i saw it on their site yesterday after coming in contact with this post.

Jumia oo. The person that uploaded that stuff smoked evaporated water. See spec o. 4.5 inch, RAM- 0.512GB , Camera- 2MP rear, 0.35MP front, 4gb storage, 1700mAh battery capacity, Andriod 4.4 kitkat. Seriously i feel Jumia just want to play a very expensive joke.

My LGI told us that the latest development is that NYSC is considering cutting our service year in other to accomodate 2016 batch A. What have you heard about this development and how would you feel. Personally, i am having mixed feelings. I would love to end the service now but i also have so many unfinished stuffs here.

leksbore:
pls wat r u saying? forget civilization,,,this is Africa ,,our origins are linked with witchcraft, darkness and spiritual and evil things ....don't be deceiving yourself... so definately spiritual is necessary.

Didn't Europeans burnt women (so called witch) some centuries ago. But they outgrew this kind of mentality to favour precise, scientific method for discovering and solving problems and we can see where science had led us to. Their is power in the human mind until we as Africans choose to unlock our free GOD given capability we would still remain at this level.

That's why my people perish for lack of knowledge. To me,ignorance is stupidity not disease as they normally put.[/quote]I view people who would try to paint all problem as spiritual as simply mentally Lazy. Saying a problem is spiritual is trying to push every form of solution away. This is our biggest problem in Africa, anything that is out of scope we would label it spiritual so that we would not try to solve it with our brains rather we would try to look for one fictional being to blame.

noblegrex:
you can see how sanity has left your silly-billy life.you need no soothesayer to tell you how frustrated life has made you to be.you claim to be wise but you're such a nit-wit smoker.its either you lack comprehension or you're a dumbo. What body odour could he have got that a deodorant can't cure. Is he the only one that has body odour in life. I'm sure your sorry ass smells like dead vulture yet you're here proving intelligent. I pity your case. You've missed road.you youreself need help.

Abegii, why must everything for you guys be tagged spiritual.

Kulimart please notify me when the phone is available on your site.

IamKollinx:
If am not mistaking pocket friendly means "low price" right?

Check out this three phones
1. INFINIX HOT NOTE PRO.
This one is a perfect match for the specs u are looking for. Its a must pick.
32GB, 2GB, 4000mAh, 35k
View full specs...

2. TECNO PHANTOM 5.
This one is a beast with additional spec of fingerprints sensor... It's a recommendation.
3GB, 32GB, 3000mAh, 66k
View full specs...

3. GIONEE MARATHON M5.
You can still support this 16GB ROM device with an SD card to enjoy its 6000+ mAh battery, 2GB ram + 4G.
View full specs...

Make up your choice!

hotnote pro is no longer in circulation. I Wanted to buy it 2 weeks ago and i couldn't get one.

The spec is wonderful. It should be between the range of 25 to 37K based on the pricing i saw on CNet. They said it goes for 105 us dollars. I would love to own one of this device.

you can check on jumia, Oukitel K6000/4000. 6000mAh battery capacity. It goes for 31K.

Fynestboi:
chaii them quote like say

una no go read comment. But una go rush go comment.

temitiipsy:
at what store in computer village ?

slot and other big stores there.

I wanted to buy Infinix hotnote pro last week saturday at computer village and i couldn't get it and i noticed the price of phones had gone up. When i checked out this Gionee S-plus, i honestly fell in love with the phone. This is the phone i want, i just want to wait a little to see if the price of phones would stabilize..

ademega:
but someone said is not yet in Nigeria. where can I get in akure pls?

I saw it at computer village, it cost 38.5 thousand.

gefi:
my m5 for sale brand new with all accessories. bayelsa in yenagoa... 35k....
reason is , i wanna add to buy a laptop....

I am interested but we would have to negotiate

Sall:
High tarrif and high cost of importation will encouraged them to produce and local production here in Nigeria.

I agree that it could encourage local production. But what of the other factors like technical know-how, sustainable infrastucture, technological advancement and others. I wanted to buy a brand new phone last week and i realized that most marketers had added about 10K to their product due to so many uncertainties. My own pain is that even if they increase tariff those people would still make profit. Meaning that we the consumer would have to pay more.

Infinix and Tecno are different products from the same company. Infinix did well last year.